#(speaking from experience)

[funplexflip]

And sometimes, if you play your cards right, you can do both

you cannot always be the prettiest or most interesting girl in the room but you can always make everyone the most uncomfortable

[kosmogrl]

your life is not meaningless, you just haven't seen the sea in a while

[jinxed-starry-pages]

Tumblr people: like normal people but cooler and usually with some level of trauma

[suzirya]

So what you wanna do is put some rice in a rice cooker and while that's working either take a nap like I did, or prep a filling of

drained can of tuna

mayo (kewpie mayo preferred)

sriracha or other hot sauce

Thinly sliced scallion green bits

Furikake if you've got it (I like the standard kind in this)

And when your rice is done put some in a bowl, optionally with rice vinegar for light seasoning, top with the tuna mix, and spoon that into roasted seaweed snack sheets to eat in little finger parcels. You can have cucumbers and lychee jelly on the side or whatever other little refreshing bits sound good. If you have leftover filling and energy you can make onigiri for your future self! 🍙

if you entered low power mode while the rice was cooking then the cooker should keep it warm and toasty for you and it's 👌 no problem

[bluehairedspidey]

"Somebody free me from this man. Can we get another friend?" dan literally cant even get through two sentence of joking about wanting to distance himself from phil without implying that they're an inseparable unit ok girl

[parasolladyansy]

DxP REWRITE - Two Umbrellas

We can thank a single line of dialogue from Masters EX for this moment: I was looking for inspo in his quotes when I happened on one where he offers to escort the player to their destination. From that & other things he’d say, I’ve concluded that Ingo is a bit of a mother hen - he’s the guy to walk little old ladies across the street, zero in on a child’s crying, has a first aid kit in his pocket, etc. Call it older sibling instinct (I have it too lol).

This is how I see his friendship with Ansy - starting off as walking her around Nimbasa City, then just going on walks together where they’d talk about stuff. Then if they get caught in the rain, Ansy has an umbrella if he doesn’t. 🌧️ 

Speaking of which, in case you don’t know or haven’t watched enough anime lol, she was telling Emmet that where she’s from (Kanto), sharing an umbrella can mean they’re dating (no worries, he has his own umbrella off-screen, a Tynamo one like Ingo’s Lampent umbrella).

PS: Emmet’s friendship with Ansy is basically just one long game of teasing the other - started off with him trying to make her smile as always, then she surprised him by teasing back. The rest is history. 🤭

🔼 Diamond x Pearl REWRITE 🔽

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[epiaphany]

there’s nothing that can’t be fixed by eating your bodyweight in sushi

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Hey, so you know that Azula clip. "I'm about to celebrate becoming an only child!"

Why do I feel like that is Tim coping. Just screaming "I'm celebrating becoming an only child."

Hes 100% made jokes like "Ha no one to fight over snacks with now I dont have siblings"

and then proceed to hold back tears when he realizes this was a snack he hated but only ever bought because Damian liked it and refused to allow Bruce to drive all the way to the Middle Eastern grocery for them.

So absolutely coping and then having a crisis right afterwards :D

(Also coming from someone who has a stupid amount of siblings but now doesn't see them as much cuz of college- its genuienly kind of distressing to be a l o n e for once and things be quiet, so for Tim that suddenly becoming his life?? it was not good BUT makes for some amazing angst)

[carnal-affair]

idk as my mutual i think you should be obsessed with me?? its the natural order of things 😌

[leatherfag]

bondage will solve all your problems. you do not need a new product you need to be hogtied. this is true you believe me

[maggiekuntzs]

sodapop curtis has to have his food separated on his plate and he WILL throw a fit if anything is touching

[march32nd]

the x files is like the twilight zone for hot girls and the twilight zone is also the twilight zone for hot girls btw

[kosmogrl]

the worst people you'll ever come across online uses these '୨ৎ 🎀 ୨୧ ♡ 🦢' religiously

[smithebrini]

Quinn: luke stop it. Go talk to him.

Luke: i cant im too scared!!

Quinn (sighing): *approaches jack* luke wants to know if you’ll give him cuddles

[insomnianightss]

Wilson saying House wishes he was autistic so he doesn't have to follow societies rules and social norms is crazy btw

[vxidd]

life hack: if you ever feel like your life is in shambles just make your bed….it will provide a wonderful false sense of stability