BTS' RM comes up to you and says, "Hey, shawty, how you is?"
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nothing quite says christmas like a public bathroom selfie
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"Fierce, why are you making breakfast?"
"Good morning to you too."
"It's 5pm."
"And yet, look who's just gotten up."
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Why is it when you’re finally getting someone out of your head they text you?🙄 Fam let me move on in peace
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Binotto be like at Ferrari "We lost our dignity 😜👊🏾" yeah that's what cheating does to a mf, just ask Carlos
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"we gathered a lot of data" wow. good news. shocking update.
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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