#*throws table*

[kagoutiss]

i’ll take care of everything

[rogdona]

[sstarlostt]

I FINALLY FUCKING BEAT THE LAST LEVEL OF CHAPTER 3 FUTURE PERFECT (PASS THE MIC) CAN KINDLY FUCK OFF

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu: Hey Airplane, stupid question, but mpreg doesn't exist in PIDW, right?

Shang Qinghua: ...

Shen Qingqiu: RIGHT?!

Shang Qinghua: Nah, I don't believe so

Shen Qingqiu, wiping his forehead: Phew, you had me for a moment there

A Week Later

Mu Qingfang: You are pregnant

Shen Qingqiu, stewing in rage: This is all Shang Qinghua's fault!

Mu Qingfang: ...Shang-Shixiong got you pregnant?

[numbuh424]

Day 6 & 7 of @dnrarepairweek | Prompts: PROXIMITY & JUDGEMENT

We interrupt this showdown to bring you an intervention ft. Near and Light who have a serious discussion about where their colleagues' priorities lie.

[darknanigans]

-acting on your best behaviour, turn your back on mother nature-

they call me the boyfriend snatcher i snatch boyfriends

[the-woman-upstairs]

Really fucked up that, when they’re young, Patrick and Art are SO tactile with each other, so comfortable sharing the same space. Art lets Patrick touch him and move him and physically overwhelm him and easily acquiesces to it, if not outright enjoys it.

Then in the present, they’ve been so far out of each other’s orbit for so long, held such animosity that when they have their moment alone in the sauna, Art physically recoils from Patrick’s close proximity! It’s so painful to watch because even as Patrick’s goading him, it’s so obvious he wants to be able to get back into Art’s space. But Art has erected all these walls around himself, he refuses to give Patrick an inch or even admit to missing how close they used to be!

AND THEN we see Art and Tashi later and he wants her to hold him, to be gentle with him, and just TOUCH him. Like, he does miss that kind of close physical contact! He either doesn’t know how to ask for it or is uncomfortable being that openly vulnerable. Worth noting that he pretty much always defers to Tashi in regard to initiating physical intimacy (with their first kiss, though he does state his desire, SHE has to be the one to make the first move). And it seems pretty obvious that Tashi herself isn’t comfortable providing that intimacy, whereas Patrick actively seeks to provide it (the hug/forehead kiss after their win together in the early years, dragging the stool closer to him).

Art has tried very hard to act like he doesn’t need physical affection and even though his discipline and devotion to Tashi has made him a stronger tennis player, it’s made him a hollow person, which, in turn, has kept him from becoming a GREAT tennis player.

All of this, of course, is why the ending hits so damn hard.

[allastoredeer]

Undercover Angel AU Part 7!

<- Part 6 |

-> Beginning <-

@exvangelical-christian-nerd @rerarlo @athanasthos @kiercat7 @mikokatt @sinsimps @clearpoolart @silveraro @diffidentphantom @florist-of-the-valley @procrastinationwon @sweetbatherodonkey @90sfr3sh @just-some-teag @anthropomorphiclegume @demonstenes @redzephyrwinds @dustin-but-gayer @sirenetheblogger @lyrarizi @stories-i-guess @persephoneblck @tonystark604 @nyx-stars @girl-with-many-fandoms @boldlyenchantingfox22 @accidentally-made-a-sideblog @thefandomlifechoseme

[ipledgeawaymysanity]

Not the hearth burning in Olympus🥹🥹

🤎My goddess Hestia🤎

[zombiecowboy65]

Can’t stop thinking about Kevin watching that scene with Bryson LMAOO I would PAY to have been in his head . Just sitting there half a bottle of vodka in and ur ex situationship grabs ur celeb crush and friend by the chin and starts talking about how it’s his place to assess and handle threats against him 😭😭

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Superman: That is a child *pointing to feral and angry Robin!Dick with wide eyes*

Bruce, tired: ya, and?

Superman: Y-you can let a child fight crime Batman. Come on now.

Bruce, shot gunning a Red Bull: if you think you can talk him out of it, go right ahead

[fishareglorious]

Hofmann: *coughs weakly* ... Is Heinrich ... still alive? Marcus: ... Marcus: He ... He's gone ... Hofmann: ... I see. Should have been faster.

i hate her so much imagine you're about to kick the bucket and then you go "my bad kid skill issue on my part" greta hofmann you are fucking UNREAL. you are DYING. you have the worst sense of humor ever stand up live and do better

[crowdusk]

something about brennan lee mulligan and those compilations of him being 'evil' and brutal as a DM on youtube (from EXU calamity, etc) - those are him fucking shit up in peak moments but what he has/is doing in wbn is the most painful and beautiful shit i've seen from him (in nothing but a complimentary way, it's incredible work). the slow slow build. the pacing. the reveals. the long threads. just him psychologically torturing three of his best friends in the world (and us) for fun and games.

[hamletthedane]

Middle Earth map mural is complete! Definitely the coolest thing in my house right now.

…and it only took ten paint pens and three seasons of the West Wing to finish 😅

(“But what about the resale value??” my relative asked me when I started this project. Look, I do not make an ungodly mortgage payment every month just to treat my house like a rental. That’s what they invented primer and paint for :))

Before/afters under the cut:

[chaoticsuffering]

one of my favorite things about merlin and merthur specifically is that somehow Leon is there 99% of the time just like *sigh* "Can you do that somewhere else please sire?"

[fighting-naturalist]