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[edwardianmumbo]

Happy Etho Tuesday with some Friday Night Stabby fanart!! (I apologize for the bad picture quality lol my phone sucks)

[demaparbat-hp]

Maybe... the Fire Nation's got a point?

AKA the Katara Willingly Joins Zuko In His Quest To Find The Avatar AU

[comradekatara]

azula as zuko’s evil advisor is so funny to me i actually fuck so hard w this concept. she gives zuko advice and then zuko looks across the room to sokka and sokka just discreetly gives him a thumbs up or thumbs down. one weekend sokka, aang, mai, toph, suki, katara, and anyone else who might have a modicum of common sense all go out of town for like. omashu coachella or smth. and when they come back the entire palace is in shambles, zuko’s just sitting on his throne shinji style, and he’s just like “i’m so sorry….. her advice seemed so cogent….. she made trickle down economics seem so reasonable……. why weren’t you there….. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE, GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!” while azula slyly sips from a cunty chalice she had personally made just for moments like this.

[fence-time]

Goodness gracious me , I love putting this man in dresses <3

[dua-source]

DUA LIPA don't start now (live in london)

[mugentakeda]

[cowboyshit]

[butwhyduh]

Things that the batboys have googled on the bat computer that put Bruce in therapy

Dick (age 16): do pregnancy tests work on aliens?

Jason (age 19): is Frankenstein a true story? Can you bring a dead person back to life?

Tim (age 15): how much jail time if you accidentally kill someone?

Damian (age 13): bitches in my area? [titus needed a girlfriend]

Duke (age 17): how to know if I’m immortal?

Bonus

Cassandra (age 20): fire

[b-lairington]

virgin! mike schmidt who's absolutely losing it the first time you give him a blowjob!

content: mommy kink, blowjob, cum swallowing, virgin! mike, some little praises for mike, he calls her mommy

After the events of what went down that night at the pizzeria, he's been stressed and dealing with newfound revelations. Vanessa had taken notice and offered to care for Abby for a few days while he took time for himself.

He found himself sleeping almost entire days. He was so exhausted and happy he finally found time for himself.

He just never expected for his hot neighbor to be on her knees before him, lips wrapped around his cock.

His inexperience shined.

His body quivers in bliss at even the idea of touching you, so it's not so surprising that he's shaking and whimpering when your spit covers his member, tip so pink and aching. His cock is throbbing in your mouth as you're deepthroating his size. His thighs are shaking almost violently every time you give him small sucks. The tip of his dick oozes precum, and his eyes roll to the back of his skull when he sees you licking him clean.

He isn't going seconds without moaning, his groaning and crying in pleasure as his stomach forms knots, knots waiting to snap. You pull away, using your hand to jerk him off. While doing this, you take the opportunity to talk.

"Mikey... you're so big..." You say, "How have you never fucked before?" You suck his tip.

"Mm... so good..." you moan as you take him all in. Mike can't answer, he's too busy indulging in the pleasure that you are bringing him.

"fucckk... mommy..." He cries quietly, his breathing pace starting to pick up. The name catches you off guard, though you aren't going to be making fun of him for it. You think it's cute he trusts you enough.

"Feels so good doesn't it? You're so big..." You tell him before taking him in again, you tongue traces the veins on his cock, your sucks are a little more hard.

"so good for me.."

Mike moans at the praises. "need to cum... please.. I'm gon-.. gonna cum .."

"Do it, baby.." you encourage him, licking the underside of his size, teasing his balls. And that's the last thing he needs to feel before his cum is shooting down your throat.

[yourhighness6]

I know the zutara fandom has basically accepted the idea that the crystal caves scene story was spread by the dai li, first to their families and close friends and then subsequently to the entirety of Ba Sing Se including the occupying FN forces, but please consider:

Dai Li agent #1: I really can't believe what happened with the fire prince and that waterbender girl

Dai Li agent #2: Yeah its insane, especially considering how they were on opposite sides of the war

Azula, listening in and realizing how embarrassing this could be for her brother: I'm sorry, what happened?

[lucilassie]

The King returns. 👑

[koko2unite]

Are you immune to furry bait propaganda? I am not. Still not gonna play Fortnite tho (unless someone gift me Wendell and this guy)

[ponytailzuko]

"you ever read fanfiction and there's something so absurdly specific that it must come from the author's real life experience." me when i write one of those fire lord zuko fics but instead of just saying "paperwork" i write full financial statements for different departments and act like thats normal to write in a fanfiction.

[ukgk]

[blluespirit]

okay like maiko annoys me for a lot of reasons but the consequences for mai helping azula to hunt down zuko being apparently non-existant to their relationship annoys me so fucking much. she tried to have him imprisoned and she's never shown feeling even any remorse about that?? and then they get together at the end??????? hello????

[sisalrian]

stormpilot u will always be famous