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[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Eustass Kid/F!Darling: The Fun of Raiding

TW: Noncon, light mention of blood, cumming inside

Word Count: 2000+

Kid knew he was a sick bastard. Terror, destruction, blood and smoke, they all excited him. And others being afraid of him, THAT excited him a lot; nothing showed his strength like a bunch of corpses and people sobbing and shaking all because of him. Funnily enough, that same savagery he displayed meant he had plenty of women throwing themselves at him; nothing attracted women like power. But the faces of his nighttime lays all blurred together. It didn't help that he'd throw them off at the next port, but he never liked getting attached to anyone that wasn't part of the crew.

And yet here he was, staring at the same woman he'd been eyeing ever since he'd seen her at the dock. She'd been buying some groceries (the fuck's the point? Stealing means you get the food for free) and unlike the others who had seen the flag of the Victoria Punk, she hadn't immediately run inside or screamed for the Marines to help. All she'd done was grab a child who'd fallen down in the chaos, toss her bag onto the ground, and carry him over to their mother who'd been frantically searching for him. And when she'd spied the spyglass glinting in the sun towards her direction, she'd defiantly held her middle finger up and continued to help others that were panicking. Kid smirked--he liked it when the townspeople showed some backbone. 

Now the village was on fire, most of the Marines were dead or injured, and now that he was back in his quarters, that woman was glaring at him from his bed. She was holding a bandaged wound on her forearm while trying to hide how she was shaking. 

"You look like a fuckin' deer, shivering like that," Kid said with a grin. 

She turned her head to spit on his floor. "Bring deer up to your dingy piece-of-shit rustbucket often? Or am I special?"

"Very special," Kid countered. He tossed his coat onto the bedspread behind her and swiftly pinned her down with one arm. She fought and kicked against him, but he easily ignored her weak attempts to fend him off. "I've fucked mouthy chicks before," he added, kissing her roughly and moving his lips down to her breasts and her thighs. "And ones that acted all self-righteous, and even the occasional little shy wallflower, but one that didn't want me? That's new. Like a game."

Kid ripped her shirt in half and yanked her pants down, revealing her bare pussy. She kicked him squarely in the jaw, and he laughed before pinning her legs down. "Now I'm gonna get blood and lipstick on you," he replied, licking the red trickling down his lower lip. "Guess we're into the same shit." He lapped hungrily at her clit, grinning when she whined and bucked her hips at the sudden sensation. 

His pace was fast and sloppy, eager to get her to cum as quickly as possible. Once she came around his tongue, then he'd win her over. He eased one thick finger into her walls while latching onto her clit as she whimpered and cried out. "What's yer name, Pretty?"

"Are you fucking kidding me," she snapped, sniffling and covering her face. "Y-you're asking me this now!? You don't even care, you just…just…just STOP, let me go!"

"Uh-uh, baby. I don't leave things unfinished," Kid moaned. He felt her tighten around his finger and heard her panting faster and faster while her hips shook. "That's it, thaaaaat's it…cum for me, Pretty."

____ sobbed as she convulsed and felt Kid pump two fingers in and out of her cunt. Once her spasms had finally subsided, he held his hand up to his lips and lazily licked the arousal off of his fingers. "There's more where that came from. I'm not stopping 'til I learn my woman's name." He tugged his trousers down and rubbed the tip of his cock against her stiff clit, and he pinned her arms to keep her from covering her face any longer. 

"____," she said through gritted teeth. "My name is ____, okay? Now just throw me off this fucking boat or kill me or whatever you do to people after you…you…"

"You kidding me? I'm not getting rid of you anytime soon." Kid left a trail of smeared burgundy up and down ____'s neck. "I'm not just fucking and dumping you in one night–I'm keeping you, ____.

____ desperately tried to squeeze her thighs together, but Kid's knee managed to keep her from blocking him. "But you said you'd stop once you learned my–"

"Once I learned my woman's name," Kid corrected. "Gotta make you mine for you to be my woman." He eased the tip of his cock inside her warm tight walls, and the two of them gasped softly. "Fuckin' hell, you're tight," Kid chuckled with a shaky laugh as he rocked into her at a slow pace. "A pair of fuckin' Sea Prism cuffs couldn't keep me locked up like this, shit…" He nipped her collarbone and groped one of her breasts before giving her another sloppy kiss. "You a virgin, baby? Hm?"

____ squeezed her eyes shut and tried to block out what was happening. Why did she have to get snatched up by one of the craziest goddamn pirates in the new generation? Why did he get obsessed with her, just because she didn't want him? And once he got what he wanted, would he just get rid of her? Is she gonna die tomorrow morning when he wakes up after violating her and the fun of it wears off?

"Just get rid of me already," she begged. Every time he bottomed out inside of her, she let out a small choked sob. His fingers were one thing, his tongue was another, but his cock was stretching her to her limit--and he was going slowly right now. "Find someone else and…Goddamnit, I don't care how awful it is to say, take someone else!"

She struggled to free her arms and kick him off of her. "I'm not the only woman on the fucking planet who doesn't want you! Just find someone with common sense and a functioning fucking survival instinct. Who the fuck would wanna go through this!? With you!? Sick, sadistic piece of--mmph!"

Kid cut her venomous tirade off by shoving his tongue into her mouth. Fuck, she was hot in a way he'd never seen before. She was crying, begging for mercy, and then switching to lashing out at him and fighting with all her strength…he'd turned her into a wreck. And this was just his first night with her. She could cry and whine about how he was gonna dump her into the ocean tomorrow all she wanted, but there was no way in hell he was letting her go. What good was a prize if you couldn't keep it for yourself? It'd be like getting the One Piece and tossing it the next day. 

Kid pulled away and marvelled at ____'s face. A string of saliva connected the two of them, and his lipstick was smeared all over her mouth and cheek. Tears were spilling down her face, and even when half-glazed with arousal her eyes were filled with hatred. Still…he could see the moments it'd flicker more towards fear and conflict with how she was getting closer and closer to cumming again. 

Her lips scrunched up into a cute little pout when he hit a particularly sweet spot inside of her. He cupped her chin with his metallic hand and squished her cheeks together; when she jerked her head and tried to bite his fingers, he laughed and gave her thighs a playful squeeze. "You trying to break your fuckin' teeth? I've torn through cannons with this arm, y'know."

____ freed one of her arms from Kid's other hand's grasp and clawed at his face. Kid hissed in pain, but didn't even look angry; instead, he bit his lip and went even faster. "Hit me again," he moaned. When she just looked up at him with confusion and revulsion, Kid raised an eyebrow and took her by the wrist. "Hit. Me. Again."

He let go of her hand and pushed her thighs up to hoist her legs around his waist. "I make you cum, I make you my woman, and you can't do one simple fucking thing for me? I'd think you'd want to hit me again. Setting your island on fire wasn't enough? Hauling you over my shoulder kicking and screaming wasn't enough? Maybe I should've grabbed that kid at the docks and used the little brat for target practice, would that have made you wanna hit me–"

____ scratched at Kid's face and shoulders, punching him with every word she screamed at him. "Shut--your--fucking--mouth! If you go near that boy, I swear I'll–"

"That's it, get mad," Kid moaned with a grin. The sting of her nails cutting into his cheek and the dull ache of her weak little punches against his shoulder and jaw felt almost as heavenly as her cunt. "That's when you're strongest, baby. Do it again."

"I hate you, I hate you," ____ sobbed, clawing at her captor while trying to kick at his sides while he held onto her thighs. "I'm gonna fucking–"

"Gonna fucking cum," Kid sighed pleasurably. "I bet you are too, Kitty. I can feel you getting close again. You're squeezing niiice and tight every time I hit--right–here!"

He thrust his hips forward to hit that same velvety spot from before over and over, making ____ cry out in a high-pitched squeal every time he thrust forward. He should be wrong, she shouldn't be close to cumming, she shouldn't be here in the clutches of an obsessed monster like this! And yet she couldn't deny it much longer, especially with how fast and brutal he was fucking into her now.

Kid normally pulled out when he came, just to avoid any risk of getting his women knocked up. And he didn't care about making them cum more than once; hell, he didn't even like looking them in the eyes too much when he did the deed. But with ____, he wanted nothing else. He wanted to cover her in his handprints, his lipstick, his teethmarks, his cum…he's definitely keeping her. 

For the first time in his life, he came inside of his woman while moaning her name like a goddamn prayer. He felt his cum trickle out of her as he fucked her through his climax, panting and sighing in her ear while lazily kissing her jawbone and neck. His moan died down to a low raspy murmur, and he could feel her heart racing underneath him. He smiled against her skin and moved one of his hands down from her breast to her clit one more time, spiralling his thumb as fast as possible to push her over the edge. "Cum for me again."

As much as ____ wanted to deny it, she did as he commanded. 

Kid moved his head up to admire her face as she came undone once again, all because of him. He really was an evil motherfucker to love corrupting a sweet, naive little thing like her. A few hours ago she was saving an innocent child and giving him the finger, and now she was mewling as she came around his cock. 

The two of them panted wordlessly, with only the other sound around them being the ocean waves lapping against the ship and the faint clanking of metal pistons. Kid slowly pulled himself out of ____ and turned over to lie on his back while pressing her against his chest. ____ sniffles and quietly cried on top of him, and Kid quietly threw his coat over her shivering body as he started to nod off. He could feel the faint dull pain of bruises starting to form where she'd punched and scratched him, as well as the cold air making the blood she'd drawn tacky. Despite that, or partially because of it, he fell asleep and enjoyed the best night he'd had with a woman in years.

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[bodhimcbodeface]

I really think they need to start teaching kids in schools that most blind people can see a little bit, most deaf people can hear a little bit, and most wheelchair users can walk a little bit. And they are still disabled.

[aromacaque]

[brightlotusmoon]

[newlevant]

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[trans-rights-coastalmangoes]

you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

[taviamoth]

This is not a natural disaster. This was not inevitable. They didn't grow up like this. It was inflicted on them by the vilest sadists on earth.

[kavaleyre]

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

[doccywhomst]

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Yanderes who are usually aggressive, bloodthirsty, and violent towards most people being a little more relaxed and calm when they're alone with their Darling. The ones who will climb into bed and pull Darling closer, and keep one arm around them in a possessive/protective way while they both sleep.

Grimmjow's animal behavior is easy to notice. He has a low barely audible purr whenever he's very relaxed, so Darling is one of the few people he's ever done it around (usually while he's sleeping). He'll have a habit of nuzzling them in his sleep, and whenever he's tired at night or in the morning after waking up.

Kid manhandles his Darling all the time, and this is no exception. He'll haul them off to sleep whenever he's tired and grab them to pull close against him like a stuffed animal or teddy bear, and keep one arm on their waist so they can't get up to try and sneak out while he's asleep. Darling's never seen his features so slack and relaxed before, and the way he sounds as he breathes and lightly snores almost makes him seem...gentle? The closest thing he can be to that, anyway. He also tends to grope and rub against them as he pleases, just because he's nice and comfy in bed with them.

Heisenberg reading something before going to sleep each night, and using his powers to flick the lamp off from a distance before curling up against his Darling. His voice is surprisingly soft whenever he tells them "g'night" under his breath, and Darling can feel his stubble against their neck sometimes when he's sleepily groping and nuzzling them.

Garou is the only one who doesn't intentionally get sexual while sleeping with his Darling. He tends to hump them in his sleep, but he isn't aware of it; he's never had someone he was into like this TO have in bed, so if he's having a horny dream he just starts rubbing up on them. And for someone who claims to be a monster and who wants to become the most evil being in the universe, he's surprisingly sweet. Adorable, even. He'll get a little flustered at any kind of affection he receives, even when he knows it's accidental (ie. Darling turns in their sleep and winds up brushing their lips against him). And once he realizes he's been humping and groping Darling while sleeping, he insists that he didn't know until now. I mean...not that it matters, since he's a monster who takes what he wants. He took them, after all. But still.

Gremlin-era Tomura crashing after a long night of gaming or a late mission into bed, waking his Darling up. He crawls on top of them and Darling can hear him breathing heavily, panting softly at the sight and feeling of them in his bed. After a quick grope or two, he decides he's too exhausted to diddle them but makes sure he falls asleep with his cock against their backside while he wraps an arm around them. Much like Kid, Darling hasn't ever seen him look this peaceful before. Sometimes in his sleep or when he isn't fully awake, he'll cuddle them a bit and murmur how he feels about them as his cock stiffens a bit thanks to their squirming and his morning wood. "...c'mere...mmm." He'll let out a small, drowsy and content sigh as his eyelids lower again. "Mine...zzz..."

[shameeater]

The end of online privacy

Now, this isn't something I usually post about from my silly goofy k1nk account (reminder to minors to not follow or scroll this acount).

But I have more followers on here than main, and this is extremely important. Like, scary shit.

This applies to everyone. If you're reading this? It's going to effect you.

I'm sure perhaps some of you have seen around about a this thing going around... KOSA, is one of the ways it's being referred to.

If this shit passes, lemme tell you...

LGBTQ+ adults and minors seeking help and community,

people looking for abortions,

people organizing protests,

anyone using their free speech to voice concerns about injustices, 

even FAN ARTISTS...

Even people reading fan fiction...

And for the purposes of where I'm posting from... people sharing and enjoying their k1nks, wanting to post things with safety and privacy... smut artists and writers, people even LOOKING for smut...

It's all gone. No privacy.

They'll have your face, your name, your age, where you live.

You'll need an ID to use any US-based platform, even if you're NOT in the United States.

Instead of dooming, here's what you can do to stop this shit in it's tracks 👍

Here is a website where you can sign a letter just by filling out a form, (it takes less than 30 seconds) and where you can call reps.

I HIGHLY suggest leaving calls if you're able, and if you have phone shyness, do this after 6pm, since it will leave messages instead.

I'm shy, but I did it!

Here's another letter to sign, takes less than 20 seconds.

Here is a form you can fill out sharing how the social media has POSITIVELY effected you.

Share all of this with as many people as you can. Our safety, freedom, joy, and protection online is at risk more than ever.

(Here is the thread where I found all of this information.)

STAY SAFE!

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

[parhe1ion]

if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations

[goatsorcery]

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids