#100 days husband

[citroncynique]

The eminent members of Miss Furina's Salon Solitaire

I wanted to try my hand at designing human versions for Furina's little friends/assistants/oomfies, I might develop their personalities further at some point hehe

[fearandhatred]

haha have you thought about the fact that decades or centuries from now when we're all dead and gone people could still possibly be thinking about good omens and writing about crowley and aziraphale living their lives in that time. doing exactly what we're doing now. and maybe they'll write about crowley and aziraphale living through the historical events we've lived through. have you thought about the fact that crowley and aziraphale will live on long after we're all gone

[ineffablyat221bboilingisles]

Two idiots with gorgeous eyes ❤❤

I had a lot of Good Omens feels today, this is the result :')

My other Good Omens fanart:

https://www.tumblr.com/ineffablyat221bboilingisles/749247048709226496/lil-sketch-of-brother-francis-and-nanny-ashtoreth?source=share

[suchawrathfullamb]

I love it when fic authors make Will deranged post-fall. Not like "oh he's killing everyone, blood bath" sort of way, but as in he sounds insane, he isn't making much sense anymore, he's obsessed, he's depressed, he's maniacal, he's kissing Hannibal in one second and pushing him in the next; "I love you, don't leave me", "you ruined my life", he's filled with new found freedom and he's insane about it, doesn't know how to deal with it, so he grieves his old life, even if he hated it, but doesn't know what else to do; he goes mad with Hannibal's tenderness, doesn't know how to accept love when he was so used to a touch that scarred and broke. And he's absolutely out of it, just out. One minute he's crying, the other he's laughing like an insane person, the other he's talking murder, the other he's trying to leave, then he comes back. THIS IS WILL GRAHAM POST FALL. I love it so, so much. Thank you, talented writers for giving me him since we'll most likely never see it.

[andy-clutterbuck]

✨ HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY ANDY ✨

[zinzabee]

POV: It's Valentine's Day but you and your partner are on the aromantic spectrum.

[logicalbookthief]

Kazuki is literally wearing the mom sweater drip. When is he joining the brunch group

[captainswan618]

help

[maybeitsalivescribbles]

VH - Divide And Conquer

(Tw: attempted torture)

“I can't believe we finally have caught the legendary Vampire Hero”, said Villain.

The two Heroes glanced at each other and shrugged. The taller one frowned.

“Legendary ?” he repeated.

Villain looked at him with interest.

“Oh yes,” he said. “Many have fallen before your might, Vampire Hero. At least two or three of my opponents are behind the bars because of you.”

“Two or three and you call that legendary ? You're easy to impress.”

The other Hero was nervously following the exchange. Compared to his companion, he seemed much younger and frailer. His eyes were shinier and shinier with tears that did not quite fall. When at least it looked like he couldn't take it anymore, he stepped between the two, saying:

“Stop ! It's my fault ! It's all my fault if we got caught. Hurt me, not him!”

Villain gave the young Hero an amused look:

“Why is that little thing with you, Vampire Hero ?”

His interlocutor shrugged:

“You know. He's new. I'm supposed to show him the ropes or something. You have to teach them some way or some other. ”

“Is that so.”

Villain lift the smaller Hero's chin with a finger:

“My dear little one, how can I hurt him ? Many have tried and many have failed. I'll just make him have a nice little sunbath so he's neutralized. But since you've asked so nicely, I will take care of you.”

“Surely there must be another way ! I'm sure you can do better. I-I'm sure that deep inside, you're a little pure of heart.”

“ You heard your protector, you need to learn.”

He grabbed Hero by the arm, who turned his head toward the man who accompanied him. The latter just shrugged.

“Do you think he cares ?” simpered Villain to his ear. “Oh, he doesn't. He might be on your side, but Vampire Hero is evil. You're better off with me.”

Hero whimpered but didn't resist as he was dragged into the stairs.

“There are seventeen steps. Do you hear the sound they make ? There's an echo, so the prisoners down there can hear me coming. It’s all in the anticipation.”

In a sweet voice, he kept describing their surroundings while they were both descending into his torture room. During all the way, the small one didn’t dare fight back. He soon found himself tied up to a chair, helplessly squirming, his eyes giving a pleading look more than ever.

“So, young Hero,” purred Villain, “as it is your first time, I will make you a favor.”

“R-Really ?”

“Yes. Do you see all these instruments in the shelf in front of you ?”

Hero looked at the whips, the canes and the nails, and shuddered so violently it almost looked fake.

“I'm going to let you choose one among them. If not, I will choose, and you won't like it very much if I do.”

“You don't have to do this ! I-You just will make Vampire Hero angry and you don't want to !”

“You think he will rescue you?”

“I know he will.”

“How touching. But for now you're mine. So make your choice, before I get impatient.”

Hero pondered for a few seconds, then whispered:

“Um – the taser ? Yes – the taser, please.”

“If you ask so nicely.”

Villain delicately took the black rectangular shape in his hand and switched it on.

“Why, if I might ask ? Do you think it will hurt less than the others ? Let me prove you wrong.”

The half-hour that happened then looked much more pleasant for Villain than for Hero. And yet, as time passed, Villain felt somewhat uneasy. That had nothing to do with torturing a man, of course. He liked the thrashing, he liked the begging, he liked the naive faith of the innocent who was certain that he could be saved. Maybe that had something to do with the other Hero. While Villain was amusing himself, Vampire Hero was out of his sight. He might have been careless. He glanced at his watch, but Hero making a rather unconvincing whimper forced him to turn his head.

Perhaps that was the problem. Villain was used to the sounds of pain – the gasps, the moans, the howls, the cries and the pleas. He loved all of them without distinction, and of course he knew that they were a little different with each person. It was a familiar melody that Hero was singing, but thinking about it, it was slightly out of tune, and it got progressively worse. It was getting on his nerves. These rookies these days – they didn't even now how to scream right.

“Let's have a break,” he said.

“Oh well, I guess I’ve held that long.”

Villain raised an eyebrow, amused:

“Getting defiant, are we ? Careful, you sound like you’re disappointed.”

He stared into his prisoner’s eyes, hoping to get a look of terror, but all he got was a frown. Hero...genuinely looked displeased.

“Sorta”, he said. “In my time I didn’t have this kind of toys to play with. I guess having a little blue spark in your hand looks fun, but that doesn’t look like it does that much damage.”

“In your time ? What are you talking ab- wait.”

Hero tilted his head. For a moment he sounded impassible, but he broke soon enough. A loud, loud laugh resonated in the room, while the prisoner was squirming in his chair for a very different reason than before. His way of moving betrayed no pain at all.

“Are you shitting me,” said Villain, whose voice was now icy.

Hero grinned:

“You tell me, pal. I can’t believe you swallowed my “pure of heart” bullshit. I was laying it on so thick.”

Villain glared at him.

“Not that you were especially subtle either”, Hero added. “Oooh, the anticipation !” Do that again?”

Villain stood up and went to the door as fast as self-respect allowed. There was no one left under the sunlight. The guards were on the ground, unconscious.

“How -”

He turned back. Hero was now standing up, neglectfully throwing away the remnants of the straps that held him a moment before. He dramatically exclaimed, a hand on his heart:

“Oh no, he got away ! My, my. Poor little me. Tell you what, though. If Vampire Hero were so legendary, you should have bothered to know what he looks like. I didn’t mean to pass for someone else, but you’ve so graciously given me the opportunity.”

“It can’t be ! How could the – the other have escaped then ?”

“I hate to break it to you, but they are several heroes with super strength.”

Villain blushed and stayed quiet, his lips pursed. Hero picked up the taser, looked at it with curiosity, and switched it on. With a smile – a very worrying smile - he got closer.

“Hey, I warned you. I told you that Vampire Hero was going to rescue me.”

*

Vampire Hero is a recurring character. His job is to troll current villains. Check the Vampire Hero Masterlist or Tag for more snippets with him.

Or back to Hero x Villain Masterlist.

[twinkle-art]

inexplicable suzuki family fixation

[drarrily-we-row-along]

Infected

"No," Harry shouted, cradling his injured arm close to his chest like Draco was the most unreasonable brute to ever live, like Draco was the one who had hurt him in the first place.

"Harry-" he started.

But Harry shook his head, stepping around their kitchen table, keeping the table between them. "No!" he repeated, "you're going to hurt me."

"For fuck's sake," he sighed. "You've brought this on yourself."

His husband's bottom lip protruded, wobbling precariously, "It's not my fault," he whined.

And it was ridiculous just how hard it was for Draco to resist the urge to give in and just give Harry whatever he wanted when he pouted like that. "Harry, I told you not-"

"It's not my fault!" he interrupted.

"It literally is!" Draco argued, taking counter measures to try to catch the other man.

He shook his head, darting out of Draco's reach and moving into their living room, putting the couch between them this time.

"Harry. I told you to leave the next door neighbor's new dog alone. I told you that he is an asshole and that he was going to tear into you."

"But it's not my fault!"

Draco rolled his eyes and put his hands on his hips, "You literally walked up to the fence and reached over it for him!"

"It's not my fault that he is so bloody adorable!" Harry whined. "What was I supposed to do? Just let it continue looking so cute without touching it?"

"Yes," Draco said reasonably, "as a matter of fact."

"I can't," he pouted.

Draco rolled his eyes, "Well, now you have to deal with the consequences," he said, waggling a potion at him. "We need to get this on your arm so that you don't get an infection."

"But it hurts," he whined.

"Harry," he said, ignoring the way his pouting made Draco's gut twist uncomfortably, "it will only hurt for a minute, then it will be better. It's probably hurt more in the time you've put it off than it will just having the wound healed."

His husband slumped, looking defeated.

"Come here," he cajoled, sitting down on the couch and waiting.

After one more second of indecision, Harry made his way over and plopped down next to him.

He held out a hand and Harry gingerly placed his forearm, wound up, in his palm. "That looks like it hurts," Draco said sympathetically.

Harry nodded.

"Okay," he murmured, tapping lightly with his wand to numb the area slightly before pouring the potion on the wounds. He watched as the wounds knit themselves together, Harry wincing and hissing his way through the healing process. Then once the wounds were closed, he cast a spell to clean his arm. "There," he said lightly, "good as new."

Harry pouted at him.

With a little laugh, he brought Harry's forearm to his lips and pressed a kiss to where the skin had healed. "And a kiss to make it better."

"Thanks," he mumbled a little shy, even after all this time together.

He leaned in and pressed a kiss to his temple, "I love you, you know."

"I love you too. Thanks for fixing me up."

Draco smiled at him, "My pleasure, love. Happy to keep you safe," he added softly because it was true. Getting to love and take care of Harry was the great joy of his life. And it was something that he happily did until the day he died.

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[sunsetzer]

When I finally hit perfection on switch I am buying stardew valley for pc so I can mod it. I would love some mod recommendations but also want to keep in mind that my poor laptop is nine whole years old and wheezes even running webkinz when I get the sudden urge to play it and I'm pretty sure too many mods would kill it lmao

Note: I know y*ndere elliott is a popular one (censored bc I don't want this showing up in the tag out of respect for those who actually enjoy it,) but that trope is genuinely triggering for me thanks to a terrible friend I had as a teenager so that's already in the no pile haha

[thedemonraym]

like magic, like magic, like magic, gone new magic, new magic, new magic wand

— NEW MAGIC WAND - Tyler, the Creator

[tokillamockingbird427]

D'you think mama walker would know about elias' whole doomed love story with rorke? It's really interesting to me cause we don't have an exact character for her so it all depends on opinions

Important to mention that the "Rorke gae for Elias" thing is also just an opinion/headcanon

I think it'd be funny/nice if she knew before him somehow. Like she realizes "Okay, he has feelings that aren't well-defined by "Friendship" alone." and then also realizes "Oh and he doesn't know, fucks sake."

How she'd deal with it I'm less sure. Elias is HER husband, so you'd have to imagine she might be a little hesitant to go "You're in love with him." when they have a whole family together and that revelation (if and when Elias believes it) will shake things up. Though I also do think she'd realize that while Elias is totally into Rorke her husband is similarly very much into her at the same time... And also Rorke would make the chores and shit go into thirds rather than halves. It's economic!

[pomme-fraise]

Earrings & relationships

[andy-clutterbuck]

Edgar Bradley The Murmuring - Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities (2022)