#ACTUALLY GIGGLING

[liittlecrow]

not ANOTHER anon sending me my own number along with ‘a nice fella on here is sharing it’ HAHA LOLLLLLLLLL HELLO

note for the “fella” in question — kinda sorta rlly rlly hot of you tbh. additionally sensing the slight possibility of you tracking me down to my exact location so uh just out of curiosity. when the time comes, should i leave the door unlocked orr would you prefer physically breaking in for the entire dramatic effect

[amourtoken]

The Nazareth fic sitting in my drafts talking to me like the green goblin mask

[weaponizedducks]

first ep of s4 and gwaine and percival were really just in the vents. it's so funny to me. I LOVE the moments where we get to see the knights and merlin just having fun and being normal. the whole speech writing thing with Arthur. it's so domestic

[thegoldenduckie]

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[shhh-secret-time]

Send this garlic bread 🥖🧈🧄 to the five nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart

-I eat strictly the butter and the garlic-

Thanks bro.

[nerdpoe]

I'm not trapped with you, you're trapped here with me.

Danny, in Gotham after bolting from the GIW after a reveal gone bad, is on the roof of a building.

The building is surrounded by GIW agents.

Danny can't fly away, or they'll gun him down.

When the local vigilante lands behind him, all he can think about is how he isn't ready to die all the way. That he admires Gotham Vigilante's, but he isn't going to doubt that they'd side with the letter of the law.

So he overshadows them and bullshits his way out of the situation.

For a Bat, which Danny has heard are notoriously stubborn and tenacious, the chick he's possessing is surprisingly chill. She isn't fighting back at all, completely content to hand over the reigns.

Usually there's like, a little struggle.

Cass, however, is quietly perusing through the memories of the ghost that has possessed her.

He had no ill will when he did the jump, only fear. He only seeks to escape, and Cass understands that with an intimacy she wished she did not have.

What she wants to know is the why.

Hence, subtly going through his mind.

There are many things she was not aware were laws, and she believes that Bruce does not know are laws as well.

She will have to tell him.

He will fix it, one way or another.

She will make sure that he does.

So she watches the most recent memory of her Ghost possessing her; memorizes how it feels for him, how he did it from his point of view, and decides to take over so that she can get him to optimal safety.

If he is a ghost, and a ghost is a soul, and she has a soul; she should be able to take control again. Possess herself. Lock him in.

She is right.

She can feel the brief struggle, the confusion, as her ghost is forced to be the passenger. He tries to leave, but she focuses on how possession felt for him and locks him in place.

Ah!

This would be a good time for a Star Wars quip. It will be funny, even if he does not understand it.

"Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist."

@simplestoryteller

[yrsonpurpose]

red, white & royal blue script easter eggs

[beebfreeb]

If I saw a nutcracker nobody could stop me

[ohno-wallace]

Sherlock & Co. but I redesign the logo and make it look like one of those investigation shows hehe

inbox open for S&Co. requests!

[lotus-pear]

god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(

[shrekshrek]

laughing so, so, hard. i didn't know ao3 hate comments were a thing. i love this so much

middle finger! .you and your fanfics will suck you cowardly cur

it also took them six tries to get to this point

good job little buddy. it was hard work but you finally let me know my fanfics will suck me <3 <3 <3

[opikiquu]

[strawberryblondie-locks]

STUPID GUY THAT I LIKE NOW

[sowheresmyroom]

Alastor is the funniest bitch in the show for that absolute buck wild song interruption by the way. Calling himself Dad while making the most unhinged, unblinking eye contact will never not make me keel over in laughter. Man snapped, he was so fucking mad for what??

[melit0n]

Some cryptid photos of Vessel (+ ii) that I've collected over the past week. The fact that almost all of them look like they came out of trail cam footage is absolutely sending me

[goonmypenis]

i drew this like a month ago and i am TERRIFIED to post anything on here but ive been convinced