#Anti Jared Leto

[cormancatacombs]

[icemankazansky]

Jared Leto is toxic, but going to the Lagerfeld Met Gala as Choupette is fucking hilarious.

[kota-bee]

People who dedicate their ENTIRE blogs to defending someone annoy me.

However if you dedicate your entire blog to hating someone? You go girl I admire that dedication and admission to the fact that the person literally doesn’t care about you <3

[yelenadelova]

i haven’t been keeping up with the VMAs but i hopped on the audience cam for one minute and got jump scared by J*red L*to

[synaspensprungvomdorf]

Stop painting the mcu actors as innocent angels. None is like Miller, but they did problematic stuff. Also putting Miller and Leto on the same with Heard is disgusting.

[xxharleyquinnxx]

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[eleanorskys]

It’s Met Gala night :)

Here’s what I would wear, except I fucking hate Karl Lagerfeld and am incredibly petty, so this outfit is just to make him roll in his grave (with quotes from him to back up my choices)!

“Think pink, but don’t wear it.” “…hated the nineties…” “I hate something on the stomach.”

(Dress from 1997 Dior show, black lace corset belt from IntimateSouls)

“I hate sloppy footwear…I am physically allergic to flip-flops.”

(Black wedge sandals from Hard n Heavy)

As for accessories…

Karl was homophobic. Shocker.

(“Sapphic” necklace by Nyxturna)

And some very pink eyeshadow to top it off

Thank you for putting up with the second part in my annual “bitching about fashion” series that is now a thing.

[schlock-luster-video]

On January 31, 2002 Requiem for a Dream debuted in Peru.

[imthefailedartist]

Morbius is superhero fatigued.

A human man cures a debilitating deadly illness and a becomes a blood sucking monster. Nobody cares. He kills eight people the police show up not ready to investigate but to arrest they ask a few questions and then try to arrest their suspect. No investigation necessary. Martine's long time crush turns into a blood sucking vampire man bat and she's not afraid he'll drain her or cause her harm shes just curious if he'll burn in the sun. Milo takes the serum without thought of what will happen. It's off screen which is a fun misdirect if there was more to it.

Superheroes and supervillains are so normal in this world that no one really cares about new ones. It's a very "ugh, another one" movie and that is to its detriment. If the characters in the world aren't scared why should I be? Milo and Morbius have a full on super brawl in the subway and the regular citizens just quietly get out of the way. The detectives show up to the scene with dead cops and are so lackadaisical about their brothers in blue being dead you'd think they were enemies.

Also, the romance has no build up and when they finally kiss you wonder why weren't they doing that before? What was stopping them from being together? She clearly likes him and he likes her. It can't be because they work together. Was it him? Is he not dating her because of his illness? The movie needs to say that.

His secret research. Martine never once tries to talk him out of human trials or trying to make him do more experiments on rats. Their was no urgency in him taking the serum. It just happens after one successful test. No waiting to see if the rat dies later or if the rat becomes a super rat, just 'it worked inject me'.

If this movie was a stand alone fare I could understand this world but it's not. Even in the other movies supers and aliens are still shocking. So it doesn't add up that no one cares.

This is what happens when a studio picks quantity over quality. Marvel is just flooding the market, that they cornered. It's not like DC Comics or another popular comics company is competing with them, so we know it's just greed. They make like ten connecting projects a year and people are tired and so are the projects.

It is the most English feeling American movie.

[the-desolated-quill]

Having watched Morbius, I have a much greater appreciation for the Venom movies. Not only are they better written and better made films, they’re also made by people who clearly care about what they’re doing. You can really tell that Tom Hardy and everyone really like this character and that they had a great time making these films. I didn’t get that with Morbius. It felt like it was made by people who just wanted to make a quick buck, and it’s such a shame. I know Morbius as a character isn’t as popular or as well known as Venom, but I’m sure there must be some young, up and coming actors and filmmakers who are fans of the character and could bring that same level of passion and creativity to him. Would it have been as successful as Venom? Probably not, but at least they would have put some fucking effort into it.

[berrymeter]

if i see you fuckers try to give jkr’s new book the “morbius treatment” i’m going to end you. morbius was a mediocre film no one cared about & it did have jared leto which made it suck more but the film itself wasn’t anything noteworthy afaik, however this book is filled to the brim with bigotry & i would fucking hate to see it get more attention because you morons tried to be funny about a transmisogynist who is actively contributing to worsening the lives of trans women everywhere & especially the UK. think for a fucking second

editing this because some of you are insufferable. i am jewish, disabled, autistic & plural. i know she is all flavours of fascist. this post is specifically bringing up the biggest reason why giving her a platform is bad: the legislations that use her writing as a way to push their claims are specifically anti-trans. i am begging you all to honest to god shut the fuck up & stop expecting this post to be informational on what she's done wrong because that is NOT the purpose. if you want a post citing every wrong deed she's committed, go reblog one. this isn't it. if you dislike my wording so much, steal my post & edit it for yourself.

[ordinaryschmuck]

Yesterday I made a post that showed Spider-Man villains in live action, but I do wonder...

I didn't include Tom Hardy's Venom and Jared Leto's Morbius because they were treated as anti-heroes than villains in their movies. And I didn't include Rhino becuase...he's hardly in the movie.

Also because I ran out of room. That too.

[fandomesticity]

Chaotic, Controversial and Generally Cursed Baldur’s Gate Fancast

Part 3: The Baddies

Johnny Depp as Raphael

CONTROVERSIAL Johnny Depp does character acting so well, but he’s another sad, abusive, mess of a man. Also, pretty sure he’s a raging alcoholic. You play Hunter S Thompson ONE TIME and that becomes your whole personality.

Mel Gibson as Ketheric Thorm

CONTROVERSIAL Mel Gibson is good actor but an absolute dumpster fire of a person - physical abuse and multiple abusive, racist, anti-semitic and homophobic rants.

Jared Leto as Lord Gortash

CURSED Both have very punchable faces. Leto would go full method and make production a living hell for all parties involved. Some of which deserve it, ngl.

Miley Cyrus as Orin the Red

CHAOTIC (NEUTRAL) I actually think Miley would be fabulous in this role. She comes off as a bit unhinged anyway, so it weirdly works.

Melissa McCarthy as The Elder Brain

CHAOTIC (GOOD) Just imagine rolling up to the biggest baddest and she sounds like a G-D over caffeinated Midwest soccer mom.

I’ve thought about this way too much.

Part 1 | Part 2

[ineffable-monster-romancer]

Glass Onion Things 3rd Rewatch

Blanc on the discord call: "The last thing I need is a vacation" Blanc to Miles when he offers him Jared Leto's Hard Kombucha: "Well I AM on vacation"

I'm sorry I know it's old news, but everyone falling about coughing and spluttering with the shot and Blanc's polite "ahem". I would say Whiskey is the most subdued next to Blanc?

"The question isn't why did he invite her, it's why did she show up?" Noooo, I really think the question is why was she sent an invite.

The joke "piceshite" about the docks I don't know if people picked up on it immediately and that was the joke that it went right over their heads but as a Scottish gal Piece eh shite had me absolutely in stitches

Also why would he assume it was a Banksy? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Banksy famously very anti-capatalist? Like didn't he have one of his most famous paintings shredded immediately after auction or something?

Someone find that tweet that talks about how rich people are more likely to pursue the arts because they have the liberty of time because they're fuckin rich, and apply that to Miles knowing how to play guitar (or at least a bit of it).

WHY IS THE GUITAR THE ONLY MOMENT WE SEE THE BIRDIE FACADE TRULY DROP? Is it an acting choice? Is it a gag? Also when he drops the guitar that Paul wrote blackbird onto the sand (scratches, bumps, dings omfg) nobody says anything, but when Helen takes that fuck off mace to the piano the first comment is "that belonged to Liberace". Shows they don't care about the origins really, just who does what with it

Watching Claire be soooo uncomfortable with that Miles hug, watching Miles be soooo uncomfortable with that Duke hug, watching Duke be soooo uncomfortable with that Whiskey hug, watching Miles and Lionel both be uncomfortable in their strange 4 millisecond greeting.

Someone said in the tags of one of my other posts that Derol represents Covid and I'm just OBSESSED with that. BUT more obsessed with the thought that Derol is the epitome of lockdown. He's what normal, everyday fuckers like you n me went through. Drinking, smoking, "going through some stuff", being alone. Sometimes we would comment on what the elite were up to, but mostly we were in the background to their extravagant parties. But in the end, when the Glass Onion is exploding, Blanc sits and smokes with him, because they're just two dudes who went through hell in lockdown, watching something funny.

Miles walking away from the bags, shoves between Duke and Whiskey, putting his arm over Dukes shoulders (hilarious because the size difference) and an arm round Whiskey's waist, but Birdie then jumps between Miles and Whiskey and bumps her out of the way

Why when Whiskey is walking along the slats is she purposely walking on the gravel between the wood? Why does she give Duke into trouble for also standing on the wood? Why does Duke then correct his feet to stand on the gravel?

The Chakra that we can see are absolutely wild, like holy shit

Birdie - Sacral - Sexuality and creativity

Whiskey - Heart - Love and healing

Andi - Root - Basic Trust - Survival

Blanc's bumbling Southern gentleman fool act is AMAZING. They all KNOW he's the world's greatest detective. But while he's bumbling up and down "oh my word it's full of stars!" He's being his own Glass Onion! He's hiding directly in plain sight

"Simple Children's Puzzles" MILES FACE babe he's the world's greatest detective

PREDEFINITE DETECTIVE. Prerequisite maybe? But even that doesn't make sense? Prominent?

BIRDIE GIVING IT THE SEXIEST CATWALK OF THE WORLD YES GIRL HOLY SHIT

Lionel and Claire 😏 you know? The fact that he's leaning right over her to see the laptop, and her dressing gown is off her shoulder but as soon as Birdie shows up they're leaving six feet for god

Benoit Blanc's little bathing suit with his little matching ascot and his little moccasins and it HAS POCKETS shut up he's the new Poirot shut up he's the new Sherlock that's fuckin Fred Jones.

PANCAKED. He's the only one to say pancaked, it intentionally sticks in your brain

DONG.

Claire and Lionel are the only "intellects" in the friend group. Like Claire is a politician and Lionel is a scientist, a lot more hangs on their words than Model and Twitch Streamer

Duke leaving his shit in the pool, firing his gun, wearing his speedos and throwing his macho man facade about. It's so gross it's amazing.

You never know when shits gonna go down is such a red herring in dukes relationship to the gun. It immediately made me think DUKE is going to shoot someone, or DUKE is going to be shot. Didn't realise that what Duke really needed was an Epipen

Peg why do you have a switchblade

Whiskey yawning while they talk about Birdie's accomplishments

"SOCCER MOM IN BEIGE" just kill her it's kinder holy shit

It's dangerous to mistake speaking without thought to speaking the truth, don't you think? TATTOO THIS ON MY BODY PLEASE

I'm assuming that Peg has been around for a while, seeing as Claire knows to say hello to her and that this meet up is an annual thing and what not, so the fact that Miles doesn't remember her name is hilarious. Also, THE RED SOLO CUP. Man took one look at Peg and thought "Freshman, beer pong"

SOCCER MOM IN BEIGE DRINKS ROOM TEMP WHITE HOLY SHIT MILES JUST KILL HER ITS KINDER

Benoit has some fucking incredible hand eye coordination, him catching the Klear was some spiderman shit

Blanc is the perfect POV to have the first half of Glass Onion play through. He doesn't have a clue. He's along for the ride, what he sees, we have seen. He asks questions and points out things that we would also want to know, like yeah, what is Klear and do we win a prize and why is the car on the roof?

I fully believe when Blanc left the room with the magazine of Birdie way way back in that scene, THATS when he solved Miles murder mystery.

Also his friends kinda seem to be having a great time watching Benoit fucking decimating Miles good time 😂

"I hired Gillian Flynn to write the whole thing -" "OooOoh she's quite gooood"

THE COIN! HE GOT THE COIN OUT

[xxharleyquinnxx]

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