#BUT ALSO.. PATHETIC WOMEN...

[dovewingkinnie]

IM DOING A POLL FOR MY NEXT ANIMATION IDEA!! HELP!! HELP ME!! AH!! HELP ME!!!! this is IMPORTANT... it will determine the ENTIRE THING!!!!

[red-garden]

Ngl I think Shen Jiu would love Yu Ziyuan, but the minute they have a fight, he’s fucking her husband. She wouldn’t care beyond the principle of the thing. Jiang Fengmian would have like a weird pseudo catholic thing about it. Like he feels obscene amounts of guilt for betraying his wife, but he’s came so hard he blacked out that night.

[m--rtyr]

sum lucivis as suggested from the aphblr in mc discord.

[mercurymacaroons]

arrives 15 min late with a latte

......sup

[min-xie]

help i cant stop drawing fem neuvillette

[yandere-daydreams]

Wait so geto is what kind of hot then?

i'm still working out the kinks but here's the rough draft. hoping this answers all future questions about everyone's placement.

[vigilskeep]

sol is not at all interested in neve the way i am but if i play my cards right i think they can reasonably easily be convinced lucanis has two hands for a reason

[rated-r-for-grantaire]

potentially hot take but there is literally no such thing as an “opposite gender/sex” and literally no one has a gender that is the ~opposite~ of theirs.

[jajatoc]

An attempt at a fem Harry design, but make her already wlw

Kim follow-up!

[waitineedaname]

buffy update: I am unfortunately not immune to spike

[mr-kayser]

[autiacorart]

enjoy my 2nd fav ship that's the three of them, robo-jesus with an ex sex worker and ex hunter, sounds pretty biblical to me

also i think markus has a thing for deep dark eyes. and dangerous people lol

[rotteneldritchhorror]

They gave Topper a girlfriend— devastating actually, I hope he stays fucking insane and obsessive and possessive and a little bitch cause otherwise what’s the poooiiinntttt

I need my kooks PATHETIC and USELESS. She better blow up on him for ignoring her to do whatever Rafe’s asking of him this time, I need him to be the worst boyfriend ever cause there’s no way that man can Be Normal for a second lol

[cult-of-the-eye]

Watching Gwen realise that she's bitten off more than she can chew is like sex to me

[tavina-writes]

reflecting a little bit about why people I meet in exchange community keep thinking that I only like male characters and have actively said that they weren't sure about writing about their female blorbos in my direction, I think @westiec's conclusion that this is due to the prevalence of danmei in cdramaland and I have "CDRAMA ENJOYER" tattooed to my cactus forehead so ergo I must only like danmei is possibly correct.

This just categorically makes me sad though because I have...seen exactly (1) danmei in my twenty-five years of being upon this planet earth and do not at the moment, while feeling quite uncharitable about it all, quite feel like observing another.

There was another incident recently when I mentioned that Miao Renfeng from Side Story of the Fox Volant is a soup, and someone chimed in to be like "oh! is he your favorite character???" and when I was like "no?" they were like "oh I'm sure your favorite character is a guy who coughs blood and cries in the bathtub!" and when I was like "no?" again they were quite flummoxed about this.

Unfortunately I think that uh, "my favorite character is actually the girl with chronic illness who has had an incredibly shitty life who still wants to be a good kind person anyway who dies because her evil shishu wanted the dumb stupid poison flower, and she was never sure once in her entire life if anyone would ever choose her as their first priority and if she was ever more than second best even to the man she loved most" is perhaps, not as fun or engaging for other people to yell with me about than the man who is a soup.

It's just so...I have 321 fics currently posted on ao3. I have thousands and thousands of words of exchange letters about my beloved favorite characters.

Would anyone please look at my AO3 category split and tell me why people think I actively dislike female characters. Do I have to start putting FEMALE CHARACTER ENJOYER in my discord nicknames now.

[mintaikkcorpse]

I'm not even that attracted to women, but if Golden Cheese Cookie said she needed a dog, I'd immediately get in all fours and start barking without question.