Copa del Mundo 2022: Despierta la barra de fútbol americano
Copa del Mundo 2022: Despierta la barra de fútbol americano
Esta es una edición de The Great Game, un boletín informativo sobre la Copa del Mundo de 2022 y cómo el fútbol explica el mundo. Registrarse aquí.
Cuando el capitán de Polonia, Robert Lewandowski, le robó el balón a Abdelilah Al-Malki en el partido de la Copa Mundial del sábado pasado entre Polonia y Arabia Saudita, y luego anotó su primer gol del torneo, los fanáticos de Polonia en el Kleos Bar…
Martyn and Cleo have both raided each other this week... And False raided Martyn recently too...
Also a few weeks ago Martyn went on a rant of how much he adored Cleo and her sense of humour and how they were one of the 1st hermits who really got his vibe while he felt others were a bit taken back at first and this doesn t really say nothing BUT i adore them 🥺
ZOMBIEWOOD GOES CRAZY THEY REALLY ARE SOUL TWIN FLAMES 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
pls. the green divorce love hatred toxic mutual obsession suspicion kitchen chaos polycule. pls
me: miriam and emma is a cute ship concept actually. the queen bee and the nerd. miriam helping emma to let go of the idea that she has to date boys, to help her to be less rigid, to let loose and uncover her identity. emma helping miriam to realise her potential, that she is smart and creative and strong, that there is more to her than just being beautiful, popular, well-liked. with their popularity and savvy combined they would both win as prom queens together every year. the sort-of enemies to tentative friends to lovers potential is real
This autonomously happened in my game last night and I almost had a stroke but we’re going to pretend like it didn’t. Either way, cleaner bot saw it all.
did lizzie ever kill anyone in legacies (who she didn't know would come back)? i just started thinking about it and it's very possible i'm forgetting something but i don't think she did?
I love Soup Group, because a cursory glance would make people think Gem Holds the braincell, she doesn't not, Impulse used to hold it but he gave it to Bdubs for an gift which left the Soup Group braincelless but Bdubs eventually traded it to Etho for a Saddle who traded it to Cleo in exchange for a bodyguard, Cleo then threw it at Jevin in an attempt on his life, he then traded it to Wels for a Snickers bar who eventually gave it to X who handed it to Doc for safekeeping who gave it to Ren who kept it until Scar stole it and traded it to Grian for shenanigans, Grian eventually gave it to Mumbo as a welcome home gift and Gem bullied Mumbo into getting it back. Everyone is about 60% sure Tango had the braincell at one time but no one can track where.
Pearl says she had it once but never said anything so who can tell.
Cleo: Jimmy got stopped at US Customs, is that what you're saying JT?
Joe: Oh--yeah, see, that's the thing, so, stuff like that I don't know how much the public knows, uh--
Cleo: Well this is from-this is from my chat, so, like--and Jimmy's Jimmy, Jimmy'll tell people. (laughs)
Joe: Yeah yeah yeah, so, um, yeah, he definitely did. Uh--and he was the one that knew the least about what we were doing? Yknow? (Cleo cackles) At least Martyn had done it before, um. But like, yeah, they were--they were trying to good cop/bad cop him, and, uh, I don't know if you know Stage? She's one of the people who works for Gamer's Outreach who helped organize this--
Cleo: I--interacted with them, but I don't know them.
Joe: So, yeah, Stage was saying that like, uh, that Customs calls, and is like, hey, we have somebody in holding, right now, that said that you would vouch for them. And she's like, well, I know a lot of people coming into the country cause I'm organizing a charity event, can you tell me their name? And they're like, no. You have to--you have to vouch for them.
Joe: And-and-and Stage is just like, well, okay, I could give you a list of all of the foreigners coming in, or I could just tell you that I vouch for this person hoping that it's one of them and not somebody else lying because they know I have a bunch of people coming in, and uh, the Customs people were like, yeah that's good enough. (Cleo starts giggling) It's like, wait, really? That's good enough?! Okay--
Cleo: Wow, okay--(Cleo and Joe laugh)
Joe: Like, like, they never said--I don't know Jimmy's actual name, like, um, oh, I will say--
Cleo: It is Jimmy.
Joe: I will say a highlight of the trip--oh, but they didn't say like, 'we had James--'
Cleo: --oh yeah--
Joe: 'so-and-so here.' Y'know, blah blah blah. Um. But like, yeah, one of the highlights of the trip was, uh, we were at like, a bar, or a restaurant or something and I was signing the check--y'know, you get a credit card thing, you sign it or whatever--and I was signing the slip, and Iskall just looks at me--looks at me and goes, "your name is really Joe Hills?!" And I'm like, yes--
Cleo: Iskall!
Joe, through laughter: It just, it didn't occur to him--it didn't occur to him!
Cleo: Iskall man, (wheezes) Is it news to him that you live in Nashville, Tennessee, is the question.
Joe: I don't know. "Nashville, that's in America!"
Imagine JJ getting reader a dildo shaped exactly like his dick and she sends him a video of her using it while on vacation and he's like "answer the fucking phone" and he's watching her on facetime while she falls apart from the dildo(he's obviously stroking himself while watching)
I'm happy I finally got to this one baby! It's such a fun ask I love your brain! Thank you baby, I hope you enjoy! 😘
Secrets On Vacation
Pairings: Boyf!JJ x Fem!Reader
Warnings: 18+, Clone Dildo, Little White Lie, Masturbation, Real Porn Links, Phone Sex, etc.
Summary: JJ got you a gift and you get to use it on vacation!
Author's Note: Posted a little early but I hope you all enjoy!
"For when I'm not around baby." JJ gives me a smirk before winking as he hands me a long blue box with a little white ribbon holding it together. I gave him a smile and untied the bow before grabbing the lid of the box and removing it.
I'm not exactly sure what I was expecting but it wasn't an exact replica of my boyfriends cock made of silicone. A blush rose to my cheeks as I hid the present from anyone who could be around even though we were in my room, with no one else around.
*3 Months Later*
Sarah, Kie, Cleo, and I decided we needed a girls trip to clear our heads and relax a bit. We drove all the way to Florida to get away for a while. I texted with JJ pretty much the entire ride. He insisted on teasing me the whole time, getting me worked up knowing he's not here to help me fix it. When we finally made it to our hotel I was eager to check in and at least get unpacked. Unfortunately I didn't get any alone time due to the fact that we were all okay with sharing one room and two beds. We stayed in the room for a while until we eventually decided to go shopping. Before the day was over we walked the beach and got some frozen yogurt. As I was eating I got a new notification from JJ.
JJ: Gonna be a good girl and use that present from daddy tonight?
Y/N: I forgot to bring it daddy I'm sorry...
JJ: Check that secret zipper in your suitcase 😉
"We should grab some dinner at that Tiki themed bar!" Sarah pretty much yelled. The other two girls agreed. Before I could even think, I told them I wasn't feeling well and I was going back to the room. They tried to stay with me but I encouraged them to have a fun time without me. "Are you sure girl? We can take care of you.." Kie said caringly. I shook my head. "I just need to rest alone, peace n quiet ya know?" I made a face to try and convince them I wasn't feeling great, and it must've worked because they finally let me leave.
When I got back to the hotel room, I immediately rushed to my luggage and opened my secret zipper that I never use because what do I have to hide? Apparently an 8 and a 1/2 inch dildo perfectly ribbed like my boyfriends dick.
I didn't waste any more time. I slipped my shorts and panties off and hopped onto my side of one of the beds. I spit on my fingers and rubbed the saliva around and inside my entrance. Suddenly I thought about JJ, he has been teasing me all day, certainly I can send him a video of what he's missing. I smirk before pulling out my phone and hitting record as I thrust the dildo inside of me.
Y/N: Thinking about you 😘
Attachment 1 Sent
Attachment 2 Sent
I ended up sending him two videos and I received a response almost immediately after I sent them.
JJ: Call me.
I was too busy playing with myself I didn't notice his first message. My phone started ringing and before I could answer it, it stopped.
JJ: Answer the fucking phone princess.
I received another call shortly after that text was sent. I was hesitant but I did answer the FaceTime. "Playing hard to get baby?" He smirks, looking more irritated than turned on. "No sir. I was playing, I'm sorry." I apologized and he seemed to understand. "Are you still playing with yourself sweet girl?" He bit his lip and looked me up and down the best he could. I nod as I continue to slowly thrust the dildo into my drenched hole. "Mmm feels just like you-" I whimpered and closed my eyes.
"Yeah baby? let me see my pussy.." The way he said it was silky and gritty at the same time, I could've busted right there. I lowered my camera to show him my hand pushing the cock in and out. "Oh, you're so wet babygirl. Is that all from me?" He teased. "Who else Jay?" I giggled. I heard him grunt and that's when I knew he was touching himself too.
"Oh shit-" I sped up my pace and moans spilled from my lips. "Please show me Jay- gotta see you.." I say between moans and he complies. His cock was rock hard and glistening from pre-cum and spit. JJ's hand was fisting his cock at the same pace as my hand, making it feel like we were almost together. "Mmm shit baby, so fuckin' perfect. So beautiful, look at that beautiful, wet, cunt. And it's all f-fuckin' mine. Shit-oh.." He gasped, he was close, I knew it, but so was I.
"Fuck- please daddy- ne-need you.." I whined. "I kn-ow baby, so close, c'mon cum f'me pretty girl.." He hissed my name as he came in his hand. About two seconds later I squeaked his name out along with some profanities as I came all over his cock, well you know what I mean. We both giggled and stared at each other through the phone. "That was perfect, thank you babygirl, can't wait to give you the real thing when you get home in a few days. Rest up, I'll talk to you in the morning." We said our goodbyes and hung up.
I had to take a few minutes to catch my breath before cleaning up. I even had enough time to shower before the girls got home. They brought me some food and I ate while they told me everything I missed. Even after hearing everything I would have encountered with them, I would absolutely choose my night with JJ on the phone, every time.