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wolfsbanesparks · 8 months ago

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Trick or treat >:D

I just love billy and his divine twitch chat, can we get more of that?

Happy Halloween!

One Divine Twitch Chat coming right up!

Billy groaned dropping his head onto the desk, barely registering the the thump due to his growing headache.

Who knew the gods could be so loud when they didn't even have physical forms?

He wasn't sure what had started the argument, or even what it was about, but battle lines had been drawn and each of his patrons was trying to egg him into action just to spite the others.

"Cap buddy, you okay?" Barry's voice cut through some of the noise. He almost hadn't realized the voice had come from the physical plane at all.

He glanced up with a grimace. "It's just...loud."

"Loud?" he asked curiously. He glanced around at the notably empty room.

"Yeah," he grunted. Zeus thundered even louder in his mind, insulted at the dismissal, annoyed at the possible interruption. Mercury took that as a personal insult as Flash was one of his favorite mortals. Atlas scoffed at his favoritism and within moments things descended into chaos that had their Champion curling in on himself.

"Ugh, shut up!" he snapped.

Barry jumped at the sudden anger in his voice. "But I didn't say anything...?"

He winced. "Not you. Them."

Barry looked even more confused. "Who?"

He tapped the side of his skull before dropping his head back down. "My gods just suck," he said.

His pronouncement brought a moment of pure blissful silence inside his mind.

Then they all began screaming at him at once.

#ask me whatever you want y'all #shazam #billy batson #dc captain marvel #barry allen #divine twitch chat au #love it when they cause him problems #Barry is so so confused #Billy is not in the right headspace to help with that

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teatitty · 2 months ago

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Hal being so over protective of Barry to the point he canonically prioritises Barry over everyone else and will not think twice about fighting other heroes if he walks in on them fighting Barry is something I think about a lot and not even fics take advantage of this. Because Barry is very much aware of Hal's protective nature and he just lets it happen. There's no way Central and Coast don't think their resident heroes are dating each other. Central and Coast are bestie cities united in hero bl shipping

#dc comics #halbarry #an old lady is gonna approach flash and say 'it must be so hard having a long-distance boyfriend'#and barry is going to be so fucking confused about what she's talkin about #hal's family is going to ask him when they're allowed to meet flash and have him over for dinner #and hal's like '??? weird that you wanna meet my best friend but he's free on thursday'

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faramirsonofgondor · 5 months ago

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i love you season 1 of the flash

#cw the flash #the flash cw #the flash #the flash fandom #hartley rathaway #eowells #barry allen #4 am thoughts #4 am posts #4 am posting #4 am ramblings #unhealthy workplace relationships #unhealthy work environment #hartley rathaway x eowells #but not in an i ship it way #but in the fact that it definitely happened and was unfortunate for everyone involved #hartley blew out his parents and harrison’s windows and blew up the pipeline but decided to murk barry in the streets??#hartley saw eowells let some twink run around in red leather while praising him for it #and decide to make it literally everyone else’s problem #he really went ‘there’s only one person who’s gonna destroy this twink and that’s gonna be me!’ and meant it literally #all the ‘villains’ in this show are so cunty #cisco and caitlin heard that hartley was causing drama again and they went ‘oh shit’ and grabbed their popcorn #meanwhile barry was looking around confused scratching his head and sighing

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coldflash-corner · 1 year ago

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Barry probably has showed up so often to Saints and Sinners to talk to Snart, debate with him, ask for help, etc. (with a complete absence of the fear anyone else would have) that it's basically common knowledge that Cold has a boyfriend that will show up and scold him like a Missus

#coldflash #leonard snart #barry allen #the flash tv #it's like. they figure out the bf is the flash. go “i don't know shit” and continue on #bc if snart is so whipped he not only is dating the flash but letting him talk to him like That? on the regular??#nah fam you fuck with that twink you're 110% gonna DIE #snart didn't even have to DO anything people just assumed riak of instadeath via context #also barry is fully unaware anyone thinks they're dating and is confused that no one he sees at Saints is willing to fight him as the Flash #fanfic prompt

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sannencarts · 2 months ago

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Still being tormented by the AU demons.

(Basically Akari falls to Hisui as a ten year old and gets adopted by the Ginkgo Guild, and as a result of growing up alongside Volo and also her traumatic memory loss, ends up slightly more unhinged than usual. Volo, for his part, actually ends up significantly more well-adjusted now that he's got a childhood sweetheart. Ginter is just trying to deal with both of these idiots. He is so tired.)

#pokemon #legends arceus #Volo #Akari #Ginter #Barry #Volokari #also Volo and Akari end up summoning Giratina together in this AU #they open the space time rift not to overthrow Arceus but purely to get answers about Akari's memory loss #because Akari's still upset over it and Volo deems that UNACCEPTABLE #my man literally rips the sky open for the sake of his girlfriend #Giratina is so confused but they got two new followers so okay? they guess???

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animatedmess · 4 months ago

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*red hood handcuffed and angry in the hall of Justice after being wrongfully captured by the JL (it was Hal and Barry)*

Hal: You are one of the most wanted criminals on the JL’s list.

Barry: You are a literal crime lord.

*batman appears out of nowhere probably summoned by one of his kids being in distress, and bat-glares ™ at the two idiots preventing his darling baby son from getting to family dinner*

*immediately fuzzes over Jason’s bruised knuckles and licks his thumb to clean up his cheek bellow his domino mask*

*Jason absolutely mortified because “DAAAAD my street cred! I’m a feared drug lord” and trying to bat away his dads hands*

*hal and Barry are having an aneurysm, collective psychotic meltdown? Shared hallucination? Definitely a heart attack and also are internally screaming “no no no we fucked with Batman’s kid we are so dead” *

*superman and Wonder Woman hiding their smirks and trying not to laugh because they know how much of a mother hen their best friend is*

#batfam < 3 #happy batfam #Batman #red hood #Jason Todd #bruce wayne is a good dad #he needs to remove him from that list #he just hasn’t gotten around to doing it yet #Hal and Barry are so confused #Jason secretly loves when his dad fusses over him #they love each other #not cannon compliant #not canon at all #fanon batfam

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regret-with-a-u · 5 months ago

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Was reading old Flash comics to figure out how to write speedsters in a fight. Then I see,

...Barry, bro, you are too funny for DC. You should be in a sitcom being silly and randomly giving flash facts.

#dc #flash #barry allen #these old comics made me go insano style about Wally tho #like Im reading Barry comic and here enters Wally #a 10 year old acting like he has cronic depression #I mean we know his home life so no suprise there but bro...#why are you ready to die at the ripe age of 10?#then people gets confused why we love his friendship with Dick #like the relationship is writing itself #anygays #Wally meet Robin the other 10 year old ready to murder or die.#no im not joking #yes he is wearing a speedo #no you cant wear them #why the fuck do you want to-#birdflash #god end my suffering

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fmaandbgud · 2 months ago

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😧i don't remember this in the anime 😨

#fma #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood #alphonse elric #fma manga #im finally reading the manga and im so shocked by the differences to 03!#i think i prefer 03's version w some things i like better in the manga #but im genuinely surprised by the differences like hughes not being on the train #and yoswell mine not being ed's first mission. thats genuinely so ??? confusing i dont like that #but i think i prefer a lil of how the events went in the manga (like the inn not being repaired by him and the lack of lyra)#(not that i dislike her but her character only has a purpose and role in 03)#anyway back to this specific page #ive always loved the fact al didn't step in #and in one (or both?) of the animes hes just shown standing there silently and watching ed beat tucker up #he only interferes once it gets to the point where tucker might die bc they dont kill ppl #and these 2 panels rly drive it home #but once again to the differences between the 3 versions of FMA; i dont understand how ppl have 1 version they think is The Best #i think they all do some things better than the others and its like. i prefer the tone of 03 but the story of brotherhood for example #and especially for the early events not shown in BH my views on them are so weirdly mixed between the manga and 03 #aaa i love 03's fight scenes and how dark and serious they take ed being a kid... especially episode 8 with barry...#and mustang's machinations and plots and plans using the brothers as pawns for his own purposes ueeee love that so much

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silvermeww · 8 months ago

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okay, when was someone going to tell me that

oh, idk, steven started at 19, burgh has a younger sister, clay actually isn't born american, skyla's whole fam thing and ELESA IS 15???? (even younger than skyla like wtf???)

(also the 'alder' at the bottom is supposed to be drayden lol)

and that's not all

say hello to:

viola being 18??? 'black whirlwind' korrina, RAMOS MEETING AZ'S FLOETTE AS A KID, genderfluid and apparently also age-fluid olympia, CLEMONT?? AND HIS WHOLE THING DOWN TO BEING 12 OF ALL AGES???

(you know what, marlon being 30 definitely makes sense with the hippie vibes)

wikstrom SAYING that he only wears that suit in pokemon battles but i've never seen his casual wear, malva being pr for flare lol, drasna selling dragon merch + great family lore if you want to know, siebold having to third-wheel lysandre and sycamore while eating (move aside malva, you're not the only elite 4 dealing with this) and 20?? YEARS OLD?? DIANTHA????????????

(way too many men in kalos are getting ladies, c'mon)

ethan being into history is such a neat detail hmmm, idk much of the frontier brains ngl, and we've finally got the region for looker and it's... hoenn??? you know what, makes sense with his chaotic vibes so i'll take it (throws away unova taped to a rock behind my back). also he's abolsutely cheating we all see that he's just relying on knowing us as protags, should've known smh

(um i think someone said that 'caitlin' should've been anabel but idk)

oh and the last one is charon, if we care about how much of a loser he really is. forget about birch and the poochyena, this guy is the lowest heh. imagine being charon (please don't).

(when the protags of johto are the same age as clemont lol) (yeah i know there are years between those events just let me have this)

and last but not least:

aaron 🤝 valerie: wanting to be pokemon (and ig gotta toss in shauntal with the ao3 writer gift heh, don't know if they would commission her or stay away), bertha's description???? i love flint just saying, cynthia 👀👀 is absolutely doing something illegal 👀👀, roark is WHAT??? (child labour laws in sinnoh must be lax ngl), maylene as well???? fantina watching scary movies is something i'll have to incorporate into my worldview and bryon?? are you okay??

so yeah. credit goes to @/KuroBlitz96 on the twitter/x for having this up, i'm just here to project sheer surprise at this massive dump of ages... my thoughts on pokemon have completely turned on its head once more lol (this is fine)

#sinnoh is the most surprising out of the regions avaliable #but c'mon 12 year old clemont?? he is legit baby #steven is really just chilling around for at least 4 years until the protag got him huh??#when i was first watching bw i thought that cilan was middle child until that 3rd last ep?? with the fight for the gym #and having the bros come to him cemented the idea that he was the oldest #so hearing that is good to know #even though i have to make peace that they never left the city lol #WHY IS ELESA/ROARK/MAYLENE/DIANTHA SO DANG YOUNG???#i can maybe let go of viola. in time. maybe.#i also love some of that lore/history dump here as well #lenora's dad bringing back fossils and lyra being torn between countryside/city #viola being a big sister figure and getting that camera from her father #crasher wake being a fake fan but also heavily embodying that barry spirit in his own way #the ramifications of the mother dying after bonnie was born and wow that gag in the anime is suddenly a lot more sadder huh #on the brighter side the prism tower used to be a part of a travelling amusement park lol #flint's hype!!! maylene being confused over her own strength!!! (thoughts about paul's insults hit a lot harder after this hmm)#wulfric being an explorer!! and i'm still not over ramos and az's floette oh god #unfollow me right now. this is all i can talk about for the next few weeks. my brain is way too small for this knowledge help #is it canon now?? idk. but the fact that this was here is killing me #pokemon teraleak #save #deep stuff

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number-one-shadisper-shipper · 2 years ago

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Working at a day camp this summer and watching how careful we have to be making sure it's actually one of their approved adults that's picking them up, made me think how funny it'd be if after Vector and Vanilla get together they send Charmy and Cream to day camp. Like:

(Vanilla picks the kids up from camp)

Camp staff: Okay you have the bunny girl that checks out

Vanilla: Oh the bee is mine also

Staff: Okay... That's a little odd but interspecies relationships and whatnot so yeah okay

(Vector picks the kids up)

Staff: You are neither a rabbit nor a bee

Vector: Charmy's adopted and Cream's my stepkid

Staff: Okay yeah that's fair...

(Espio picks the kids up)

Staff (tired): a chameleon... and how are you related exactly?

Espio: I'm their... uncle?

Staff: You hesitated

Espio: Well technically I'm not actually related to them but I did help raise Charmy... so I'm kind of like his second dad. But Vector basically adopted me too, so I'm kind of like the big brother... But age wise I'm really closer to being Vector's brother...

Espio: *has an identity crisis*

Staff: Well you're on the approved pickup list anyways so go ahead I guess

(Mighty comes to pick them up because everyone else is busy)

Staff: Let me guess, you're here for the bunny and the bee

Mighty: Yeah

Staff: *looking through an "approved" list that's ten feet long*

Mighty: Oh also the flying squirrel is my little brother

Staff: Of course he is that makes perfect sense

(Gmerl comes to pick them up)

Staff: A robot

Gmerl: My primary directive is to protect Cream and now Charmy--

Staff: *absolutely done with this* You're on the approved list just sign the form

Staff: How about I just get a list of who's not allowed to pick these kids up

#it's barry #the camp staff is just barry the quokka #he's just so tired and confused #also i think knuckles and amy are probably approved #and if there's any grandparents or anything #basically half of mobius is somehow part of their found family #vector x vanilla #charmy bee #cream the rabbit #vanilla the rabbit #vector the crocodile #espio the chameleon #mighty and ray #gmerl #sonic posting

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digitaldyke · 4 months ago

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rivals version of that last post tbh most of them dont really gaf

#calem is one of the lead researchers like he cant actually perform most glitches but he gives orders. this is otherwise unheard of.#cheren and bianca are not officially involved but cheren has a motive to try and learn because hilbert mysteriously disappeared #<- bianca stays out of it for the most part bc its been years and she isnt a fucking nerd #silver blames red for ruining his family life. other than that hes in a constant loop of dying and respawning w his memory wiped #blue watched red go from his best friend to a complete shut-in who may or may not worship himself. so hes still not over that #barry is so god damn confused im genuinely considering making him a major player just so he can have clarity #arven is carrying a lot of burdens #one of which is trying to stop florian from becoming his father #and another of which is grappling with the fact that hes kind of involved with glitch research by bloodright??#so yeah hes trying to keep himself and his friends disassociated from the plot #aaaaaand hop has been trying to get red to respond to his emails for years to no avail #unnamed glitch au #pokemon #i forgot to put trace here but hes slowly realizing how bad of a person chase is and how fucked up everything else in the world is

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arrowmaker15 · 2 years ago

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(on the Watchtower)

Green Lantern (Hal Jordan): Does anyone wanna explain what's going on here?

Red Hood: I died. Then got better.

The Flash: I don't think that's what he meant.

Batman: Then what did he mean?

Superman: I think it's because the one person who has been an international terrorist while also being a Justice League priority target is the same tiny teenager they saw get grounded a few years ago.

Red Hood: Ah, ol' Felipe Garza. I wonder how his trip to hell is going?

Flash: So not the point-

#dc comics #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #green lantern #red hood #barry allen #batman #superman #hal jordan #jason todd #the flash #bruce wayne #clark kent #so many are so confused #bruce is wondering why everybody is like this #his child is getting the same look lex luthor gets and he doesn't like it #he's ready to punch another green motherfucker on the JL

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nonbinary-sticks-the-badger · 6 months ago

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every time i post about barry i get so scared i accidentally misgendered them even though i literally havent ONCE since finding out they're non binary like ill read my post and it'll say "i love barry THEY are such a loser" but what if ive suddenly lost my ability to read and i actually wrote "barry the quokka is a MALE loser HE is MALE"

#sonic #barry the quokka #btw as my url would suggest im nonbinary myself and do not mean this in a “gee they/them pronouns are so confusing” way

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nikrei · 1 year ago

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Reading 60s/70s Flash and then watching an episode of Flash (2014) makes you go "holy shit Barry ur so slow!" It takes him 15 min to make a cross country trip smh.

Like if pre-crisis!Barry met 2014show!Barry he'd be like, "oh man I'm so sorry that your speed got so fucked up that sucks man. You don't even have control over all your individual molecules? How do you live like that? You can't even hit one rømer? How are you supposed to run on photons if you can't even hit rømer one."

#show!barry is really confused and slightly offended #“nothings wrong with my speed I'm the fastest man alive!”#okay honey if u say so #apparently he does manage to go a whole 1.001 rømer in season 6 i never got that far #as u can prolly tell im v charmed by Barry calling multiples of the speed of light rømer #barry allen #⚡#⚡.txt

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hoperays-song · 2 years ago

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Sing Characters + Found Parental Figures