#Bill (law)

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[swirlingpinkstuffinacup]

I bought the Book of Bill. I would like to propose a fanfic genre to Billford writers. I call it:

“Zodiacs in Law”

EDIT: SHORTER DESCRIPTION - Bill takes interest in the rest of the Pines family because he knows Ford won’t live without them and HE wants Ford. Trauma, angst, and shenanigans ensue.

(Oh yeah, feel free to write this platonically too. It doesn’t actually HAVE to be billford ship)

Premise is this, Bill’s goal (after world domination) is Ford. But he KNOWS, if he wants Ford (willing or not), he can’t have JUST Ford. He KNOWS he has to keep the other Pines’s around. “FOR LIKE ENRICHMENT OR EMOTIONAL STABILITY OR WHATEVER YOU MEATBAGS NEED.” (And because he knows Ford will never settle otherwise)

Thus ensues Bill trying to mount the impossible task of trying to get Stanley, Dipper, and Mabel to play house with him. To them, Bill is frustratingly omniscient to their attempts to avoid “family bonding” at all costs (Including but not limited to: escape attempts, magic rituals, running like hell, lies, more escape attempts, researching ways to defeat Bill).

To Bill, the Pines are resident cats that are “JUST A LIL FERAL IS ALL”. Make no mistake, Bill was fully expecting his patience to be tried the way they are currently trying it, and he’s up to the task!

After all, they are his future in-laws. And that kinda makes them Ciphers too, right?

Bill getting ready to drag Dipper and Mabel to board game night cause god DAMN IT YOU’RE GONNA PLAY SCREAMING FLESH MONOPOLY AND YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT.

[cometrose]

trump may be a lying felon and biden a foot away from death but my fellow americans don’t forget to vote for your senators and representatives they’re important!!!

[alwaysbewoke]

[rooolt]

guy whos sooooo normal abt the Mountains of Chaos fantasyhigh. Like, the fact that Brennan establishes it as this classic adventure location full of monsters and dungeons for learning adventurers to explore and gain xp, and it’s also the site of kalvaxus’ lair and the temple of the earth defiant its a very fantastical place. BUT, it’s also the place where riz’s grandparents immigrated from, and it’s the place where the cultures worshipping gods like ruvina and ankarna originated from, and the fact that solace literally has a border patrol for the mountains of chaos that the Applebees are literally apart of. It’s something about these fantastical elements that are so often focused on by the people in solace, so completely glossing over the people and cultures that live there and originate from there. I’m so regular about it and I think about it a normal amount

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Biden made a law to prevent two people with the same last name from being president. So a son and a father or a husband and a wife can’t run for president one after the other if one of them had been president. It caused a huge debate about the Clintons and about Trump’s son who wanted to run for president.

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[pyromaniac4198]

Anakin is in a mafia, but not a mafia au.

During his junior padawan years he sneaks out to go podracing and winds up pit fighting on the recommendation of someone he doesn't know is in a crime syndicate

Somehow, "you're good at pit fighting, how do you feel about standing behind me and looking threatening during a few ... meetings"

Becomes

"You need me to send someone to tattooing? Oh to check on your mom. Sure thing"

And

"Your senatorial lady friend's Clone Rights Bill is facing strong pushback? Let me make a few calls."

Anakin never realizes that he has become the heir to a criminal empire.

[rainbow-beanie]

Bill the forth wall breaker XD

“Licked by bill” BILL DON’T LICK THE BOOK!! I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’VE BEEN!! XD

[genderqueerpositivity]

People are allowed to decide who they can and cannot give their services to, you fucking freak (coming FROM a gay person) you are all so unbelievably PATHETIC for acting like wedding designers refusing to do shit for us becos of our sexuality is some massive hit to lgbt rights. You all don’t seem to understand we had it much worse, and that this bill is allowing people behavioural freedom. We should be grateful for it, it’s not right to force people to do things they don’t want to with their own businesses.

It's not an object to me, because I would never deliberately hire a Christian to design anything if my queer heathen ass were getting married.

And that isn't the point, because what I know is this: legally this is purely another step towards removing nondiscrimination protections entirely.

Do you really think that they're going to stop at websites and wedding cakes?

It's about removing legal protections against discrimination in all areas for the entire LGBTQ+ community. This court case was never about a wedding website, the designer in question was never hired to design a website for a gay couple--this case was entirely about attacking and weaking a nondiscrimination law.

I hope you get your wish.

And when your Christian landlord evicts you, when you are fired from your job for posting a wedding picture of yourself and your partner on social media, when your children are denied opportunities for having same gender married parents, when your family is refused service in restaurants, when doctors refuse to treat you, when the pharmacy refuses to fill your prescriptions, and when the EMTs let you die on the street because saving your gay ass is an affront to Jesus...

I hope you remember to feel grateful.

[daphneyoumustmakehaste]

Percy complaining about Oliver: he’s pompous and arrogant and quite sure he knows best in every situation!

Bill having listened to Percy just explain himself: huh, he sounds like a terrible nuisance…

[blue-grama]

5 reasons to watch Laws of Attraction

Charn:

Evil, but only because of his Dark Backstory.

Fake-smiles creepily all the time except sometimes his opponents catch him off guard and he can't quite maintain it, and other times his crush does something and he smiles genuinely and it is so. good. every time.

Will burn down your house, but means well

Don't call him 'uncle'

Grandma:

Knows what her grandson likes

Is kind to neighborhood dogs

Ride-or-die for Charn even though he almost killed her a little

Tinn:

Good uncle

Has morals. Too many?

Definitely does not like the evil lawyer who has forced his way into Tinn's life

But he's still not going to share

Tanthai:

Cannot hold his liquor

Good shirts

I don't like him yet, but I'm willing to see him redeemed

Thee:

Always looks simultaneously disappointed with and in love with Tanthai

Stands outside his charge's window like fucking Romeo waiting for the lights to come on

Knows Something

Bonus:

THEM

No rationale needed

[suncatstudiosyt]

!!⚠️ HUGE ALERT ON KOSA ⚠️!!

KOSA is being voted in Senate this Thursday!!! Call now! Sign everything you can now!!

[cavotarchives]

You see, I'm a time-traveler, and my partner Cavendish died on the job. So I went back in time and saved him. But now that means there's two me's, two Dakotas in this time period and only one Cavendish, and you can't do that.

MILO MURPHY'S LAW (2016-2019) 01x17b | Island of Lost Dakotas

[kacievvbbbb]

Seven Warlords of the Sea

*edit: because I like an idiot forgot Akainu didn't actually want the warlord program destroyed 😭

the real reason that Akainu *should have* voted for the destruction of the Warlord program is, besides them being filthy pirates, they were also just fucking embarrassing.

Like pathetically, how did we let this happen, embarrassing In the amount of time we have known them, between the 12 total Shichibukai;

4 of them got their asses beat by the same dude (1 of them before he even became a warlord)

2 of them went on to openly work for/ with said dude

1 of them literally fell in love with and actively sabotages efforts to apprehend this same dude

At two separate points they have actively tried to recruit (and succeeded once) the sons of two of their biggest ops.

Not to mention how 1 of them also got their ass beat by said dude's brother and then they would lose 3 more on the same day over the war for the life of said brother who was the same son they tried to recruit

2 of the Warlords would then go on to harbor/ mentor a member of this dude's crew and the dude himself! Arguably when he was the most wanted criminal alive. While the member that should have been the most robotically compliant protected the dude's pirate ship with his life.

They got played four different times on a world stage by 4 different members and 3 of said times all involved THIS SAME DUDE!

2 of the times involving the take over of a country that was then foiled by said dude while the marines did nothing.

They've had to imprison 2 of them and brainwash a 3rd

They've had to shop for replacements 7 whole times just in the span of 3 years

At no point have all seven members attended a meeting. Hell Hancock has attended not a one.

During the months before their disbandment there weren't even 7 of them! there were only 5

They are pretty sure 1 of them is fucking an emperor, 1 of them was working for an emperor, 1 of them might be (it is unconfirmed) the illegitimate son of a now dead emperor and another is protected by The actual fucking Dark King.

They literally had to fire Moria for being a fucking embarrassment

And one of them is a fucking clown

that would go on to recruit 2 other former warlords to create a guild that encourages the hunting of marines for sport and rise to the ranks of emperor.

Of course Akainu hates their fucking guts. They are quite literally the stupidest group of people he has ever had to work with in his life and they seem to bring out new levels of previously unreached stupidity in the marines! Just a cesspool of failure and incompetency trying to call itself a program.

95% of the reason Sengoku retired was to get away from these fucking idiots. He was drowing in the sea of paperwork Mihawk alone was causing not to mention the rest of their dumbasses and Akainu isn't about that life.

And that brings me to reason number 184 of why Akainu *should have* voted yes on disbanding the warlords

dealing with the fucking paper work storm and international incident that hit Sengoku's desk everytime Mihawk decided that needing to be fucked outweighed being subjected to an idiot. Nah Akainu needed them gone like yesterday.

[zzoupz]

my moms eldest daughter quit her video editing job to be a valorant streamer her 18 yo trans son has no education no degrees and is paying rent off online art commissions her youngest son is showing signs of wanting to be a youtuber or a game developer do you guys think she is cooked