#Brain Freeze

[swordsbardkat]

Me when I eat ice cream too fast

[snowcloset]

WHO was going to tell me Fabio Quartararo has a sylvanian family/lil bear version of himself in his box??? 😭 that is so cute wtf

[incognitopolls]

Anon only recently learned that this is a thing, even though they've had ice cream many times. Apparently brain freeze is more common in North America for genetic reasons, according to this article.

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[mrsjellymunson]

🍦Keeping Score (Eddie’s version)🍦

Written for the @steddiemicrofic April prompt ‘Score’. WC target: 351 | Rating: T | POV: Eddie Munson | Tags: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Gareth Emerson, Jeff, Grant (unnamed freak), Pre-S4 | CW: mentions of food and eating, light swearing | A/N: This is the companion piece to Keeping Score (Steve’s version)

“… so I shove past the cheerleaders - there’s no way I wanna be stuck behind them - and then it… happened.”

“You mean, Steve Harrington just asked? For your number?”

“Is that really so hard to believe, Gare, that someone hot asked for it? Don't answer that… Anyfuckingway, one minute I was innocently ordering something sweet, and the next he’s got my number tucked away in that stupid little uniform of his!”

“Innocent. Is that what you call making him climb for those fancy crackers so you can ogle his ass from behind?”

“Shut up, Jeff. Anyway, it works, doesn’t it?”

Gareth continues interrogating. 

“So tell me again exactly what happened.”

“Well, there’s this scoreboard, right? That they think nobody can see but we all totally can. And he was obviously angling for some big sale or something because he was all ‘ahoy sailor’ and being super-flirty and shit.”

Grant encourages, hopefully,

“And you flirted back. Right?”

“I— I, uhh…”

Gareth takes no prisoners.

“You flubbed. You so flubbed!”

“What? No!”

“You did! I bet you never said two words to the guy the whole time.”

“Well, maybe words didn’t need to be said, Mr Emerson. You ever heard of non-verbal communication?”

“So, you froze. Ha, you froze - like the ice cream!”

“Shut up, Grant. Don’t tell me you’re taking their side, damn. So, I make him wait as I sexily take a bite of my dessert—”

“No way, man, you totally panicked! Nothing stops you from talking. Wait, you didn’t get brain freeze, did you?”

“Shut UP, Jeff! No way, I was smooth as fucking silk! So anyway, I make him wait, and then I write my number on this napkin, and he grabs it and shoves it down his goddamn shirt. Fuck, what I wouldn’t give to be that napkin right now….”

Gareth and Jeff simultaneously sigh obnoxiously, feigning looking wistful and proud. Gareth clutches Jeff’s arm dramatically as he lifts his voice and warbles,

“It’s finally happened.”

Eddie frowns.

“What has?”

Jeff laughs, raising his hand towards Eddie, inviting a high five,

“You fucking scored, man!”

Thanks so much for reading!

Here’s Steve’s version of the same incident

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[anneamnesiac]

umm what wuz i doing???

[sakuhai]

[katherinehoughtoncastle47]

[featheredsnek]

Duality of snake

[letflowersdie]

Fanboy and Chum Chum meet oil pastels (the revival of 2020 completely changed the course of my art forever)

[unwelcome-ozian]

[janesurlife]

one time I had one of those mango shake that's made with fuck ton of ice and I felt like I was dying.... that's how bad my brain freeze was ...NEVER AGAIN

[sleighmyname1]

I Want A Dog For Christmas Charlie Brown. (2003) Dir. Larry Leichliter, Bill Melendez

[ssmashley]

Does tddk even have a ship name??? Almost every ship has a name like, sparknotes, fast and furious, POPROCKS, soulfreckles, EVEN BAKUGO AND JIROU HAVE ONE??!?

I lwk like brain freeze as the ship name since midoriya is so smart, and well bc of todoroki’s quirk..

[anneamnesiac]

[dudja]

How it feels for someone to hey brainfreeze for the first time #brainfreeze #keyandpeele #comedy #funny #lol

[d3adring3r]

If Boothill drinks something cold or frozen, does he get a brain freeze? If so, do his eyes bluescreen if he gets one? He probably eats crunchy ice.