Henry Danger Reader Insert | Captain Man x Reader: SEASON 4
Episode 8: Back to the Danger Part 1
It was just another "normal" evening in the Man Cave. Everyone had assembled for a relaxed, fun-filled evening, Ray, Henry, (y/n), Schwoz, Charlotte and Jasper, everyone was there, all of them ready to watch Dog Judge, one of the hottest shows on TV and to say they were excited was a huge understatement. It was a big episode that night and they were getting ready to watch it together, cooking popcorn, popping sodas and apparently for Ray, finding batteries for his vibrating soap. Yeah, no idea.
It was one of those lame products from the shopping channels, the ones that come on in the early hours of the night when everyone but him is asleep and with his girl snoozing next to him and unable to say no, he'd ordered himself a bar, believing that it would clean him better than normal soap. There was a downside though and it was typical of something that came from those hyped-up, oversaturated ads, there were no damn batteries, so Henry had been sent off on a mission; venture down below into the storage room and dig out some high-voltage power packs, ones that would be able to kick his soap into vibration.
"Hey. What's up, guys?" The boy greeted his friends as he came up the tube, the freakishly large batteries in his hands as he stepped down from the pad and trotted down the stairs. Now, (y/n) wasn't particularly happy that he'd been sent down there, bickering with Ray like they were an old married couple, for three main reasons; one, she thought that for twenty dollars, her boyfriend's little gadget should've had batteries included or two, he should've never bought the stupid thing in the first place (twenty fucking dollars indeed). And three, the big one really, it was his toy so he should've gotten off his ass and done it himself. The storage room was where they kept him, locked up tight so he couldn't move, see, think, feel or touch, and despite all that, she hated the idea of any of her friends getting too close, feared that they'd somehow get hurt by his rage and malice. "Do you know what time Dog Judge—"
"Ahhhhh, hurry! It's about to start! Somebody turn on Dog Judge!" Schwoz shrieked as he came running in, interrupting Henry and shoving him harshly onto the floor in his stampede, the bucket of popcorn under his arm flying everywhere. He belly-flopped onto the couch as Henry groaned and got to his feet, the genius uncaring since he needed to sort out the TV and apparently, Ray didn't care much either, not when he saw what the kid had retrieved.
"Hey, give me those eight-volt batteries." He told Henry, holding his hand out impatiently, which earned him a sharp smack on the arm from his sweet girl, who wasn't pleased with how he was behaving. Still, at least he'd shut up now that he had the batteries, which had enough charge to power a goddamn car, so why the soap needed them was beyond her. Henry hand them over, ignoring the mild ache in his side from where he'd hit the tiles since it was useless whining. "Yeah, sure, here."
"Uh, what do you need eight-volt batteries for?" Charlotte asked. She hadn't heard this story before and therefore, wasn't in the know, but she guessed that it had something to do with why Ray kept batting his eyelashes at (y/n) and why he was buttering her up constantly, more than usual anyway. He only did that when she was slightly annoyed by one of his antics and wanted to get back into her good books, so it had to be something to do with this, otherwise, she wouldn't be eyeing the batteries with such disdain.
"For my vibrating soap," Ray responded simply, holding the bar up so she could see it and the slot where the batteries were meant to fit into. Okay, that confused the teen for so many reasons that her brain short-circuited and she struggled to comprehend why he'd feel the need to buy that, so she could see why her friend was kinda pissed off. "But why would you need—ugh, never mind."
"Don't ask, he won't even explain it to me, the big dumb, doofus," (y/n) told the girl, shaking her head fondly at her silly boyfriend and his expression softened too when he saw how she wasn't mad, more amused at his ridiculous purchase, but his eyes turned hard suddenly, the minute his gaze returned to the batteries and he realised something dreadful. "Ah, dark nougat!"
"Sup?" Henry questioned, wondering why he was getting so pissy when his girlfriend was the one smiling at him. Normally, he couldn't get happier with her around, especially when she was healthy and happy too, but he wasn't cheerful right now, he was grumpy again and everyone knew about it when he started kicking off.
"These are seven-volt batteries! These won't make soap vibrate!" Ray snapped, throwing the useless packet on the ground since they couldn't power his soap. Honestly, he was such a child, and (y/n) rolled her eyes at how dramatic he was being, strolling over to pick up the batteries from the floor since she hated a mess and knew that he would be in no mood to pick them up after getting so excited, only to be ultimately disappointed. Henry looked at his boss awkwardly, praying for support from the woman since he liked her the most, but she wasn't paying attention, so he had to stutter an apology instead. "Sorry, I thought they w—"
"Jasper, are you upstairs?" Ray interrupted him, picking up the radio on the supercomputer's control panel that allowed him to contact the boy in Junk-N-Stuff and he spoke as he briefly admired the sight of his girlfriend bending over, the ghost of a smirk passing over his face. Henry had failed him, his own sidekick had fallen at the last hurdle and now, he was useless just as much as the batteries he'd brought, so he had to count on someone he rarely counted on, the boy who brought him so much irritation. Jasper.
"Yes, sir!" The boy's cheerful reply quickly as he had very little to do in the store apart from sitting there and helping the occasional customer, so he was always eager to answer anyone's calls. Ray's were special though, Ray's meant that the boss wanted him and Jasper could never resist helping Captain Man, even when he had him doing the dullest, most laborious tasks imaginable, like trudging all the way down and into the dingy storeroom for some batteries.
"Since Henry hates me and wants my soap to be perfectly still..." Ray began, drawing a frustrated protest from the kid he was picking on.
"Soap doesn't need to move!" Henry argued, and he was right, most people just glide the slippery bar over their bodies (or get their girlfriend to do it for them), so the fact that he was whining about it when it was his dumb idea was infuriating.
"Will you please go down to Storage Facility J and get me a pack of eight-volt batteries." The man requested, moodily tugging his girlfriend onto his knee when she tried to walk away after tucking the seven-volt ones into a drawer. She gave in, cuddling into his chest with a roll of her eyes since he'd just get even worse if she left him hanging and she'd be lying if she said that having his beefy arm cross over her back wasn't comforting.
Meanwhile, Jasper didn't care about the amount of effort he'd have to put in to go down into the basement and instead, he drew enthusiasm for his task, desperate to please Ray because he was his hero, in every sense of the word. "Aye-aye, Captain!"
"Why you gotta be an embarrassment?" Ray groaned into the radio, hating that nothing he said dismayed the kid or got him to be normal, but Jasper was already gone, running to the elevator so he could find some batteries and carry them to him, much to (y/n)'s relief since she was rather fond of him. She took the radio from Ray's large hand and put it back on the control panel, looking up at his handsome face, which was being marred by his grouchy frown.
"He just wants to make you proud, stop being such a grumpy-pants." She told him quietly and he grunted in response since he knew she was right, but he'd never admit it. Jasper irked him and always would, end of story, nothing could change that, but at least she could stop him frowning, her fingers stroking over his eyebrows so the lines on his forehead disappeared.
His eyelids fluttered shut and his face leaned into her touch when she pressed a kissed the gap between his formally angry brows, Ray thinking that he'd died and gone to heaven when she trailed her lips down; a kiss pressed to the tip of his nose and then on his lips. It was a peaceful moment, a fleeting moment and it passed all too quickly, the tranquillity shattered when Charlotte, Henry and Schwoz started screaming at the TV.
"Oooh! Look! Dog judge!" The teen girl cried, pointing at the screen when the commercials finally ended and the infamous pouch appeared with the golden title. Upon hearing that one of their favourite shows was finally on, (y/n) hopped out of her boyfriend's hold in a flash and they scooted to the couch, Ray jumping over the back of it ungracefully so he could sit down in the middle.
Henry groaned at how he kicked and bashed his head as his legs swung over, seeing that it just made more sense for him to briefly stand up so (y/n) could squish in too, more in the man's lap than sat on the cushioned bench, so he was able to sit back down on the end. All five of them huddled in, Ray shifting pulling his girl further into his lap so he could "make room" and tuck his nose behind her ear, his favourite viewing position.
They all giggled as the opening credits rolled, the familiar sound of the voiceover hyping them up as they waited for the fresh scenes, grinning when they finally began rolling. As usual, the Bernese Mountain Dog was upon the Judge's bench, presiding over some dumb case because it was a dumb show, highly entertaining, but very dumb, that's why people liked it, including the Man Cave team.
"There's no way that my client—We interrupt this program for breaking news." What the butt? The first hadn't even finished when a news bulletin fell flashed up on the screen, obviously stating that at some big story had broke, so big that Dog Judge didn't matter and everyone in Swellview had to be told at that very moment, but it still pissed everyone off, drawing jeers from the five in the hideout.
"What?!"
"No!"
"Jeez!"They exclaimed and rolled their eyes as their excitement was killed, Henry and Charlotte thumping their fists against the leather-backed couch, Schwoz crushing his popcorn in fistfuls and Ray huffing hot air onto (y/n)'s neck as her head lolled against his shoulder. None of them was very happy, but to be fair, this breaking news update was highly important and needing for their attention.
"Hey, I'm Trent Overrunder. Mary is out sick today."
"Uh, I'm right here." The reporting pair started, making (y/n) growl lowly in her throat when she heard the man dismiss his coworker for the millionth time. It really got under her skin how he never failed to humiliate and belittle poor Mary on live television and sometimes, she just wanted to punch him in his stupid face, forcing Ray to peck her cheek to bring her anger back down. He knew how much it irked her, but he didn't want her to get wound up over some dick on the TV, he wasn't worth his sweet girl's attention.
"Breaking news. The Swellview Clocktower is ten seconds fast. Since it's impossible to adjust the clock, Vice Mayor Willard has decided shut down the power in Swellview for exactly ten seconds and then turn it back on."
"Tick-tock about a great idea," Trent explained whilst Mary did her own weird thing, causing the mouths of everyone listening to drop open. That was a stupid idea, surely, the clock could be adjusted, but at least everyone was getting a warning, no matter how fucking irritating it was. It would be tomorrow or in a few days so that everyone had a chance to make arrangements and plans...right?
"They're shutting down the power to this whole city?!" Charlotte gasped. She had seriously underestimated how dumb the authorities were and she shared the same agitated look with the rest of her friends, who were all equally pissed. That was a lot of hassle and they already had enough of that in their lives; this was just another wonder-plan from the omniscient, omnipotent City Hall.
"We live in this city!" Henry exclaimed too, looking at (y/n) and sharing a frown with her as she slumped against her boyfriend's chest, an attempt to draw comfort from the warmth he seeped through her clothes.
"Now, we wanna give you plenty of warning before the power goes out but we—" Trent tried to tell the city that he knew that something like this needed preparation, but he wasn't important, he wasn't powerful, hell, he wasn't even the president, so he couldn't do anything to stop the power cutting two seconds later, which plunged the entire Man Cave into darkness.
Silence. It was weird, the Man Cave was never quiet or dark, not even when everyone who lived there had gone to bed; the generators were always running, the computers were always running and because it was a superhero's hideout, the phones were always ringing, not to mention that every machine had at least one light that flickered and illuminated the floors, the walls, everything.
Nothing had ever seemed so spooky as the lights going out in her home and (y/n) buried her face into Ray's neck, turning in his lap so she could cling to him as she knew that the safest place she could be was in his arms.
He pulled her against him in a tight hold, silently freaking out for a second too at the unexpected blackout and he hated hearing the tiny whimper that escaped her lips as she kicked away her flight, fight or freeze instincts.
It was just the dark, nothing to be scared of, not when he was around, although Henry didn't make it any better.
"Argh, argh! What's touching my neck?" The boy groaned, feeling a wisp of air caress the nape of his neck and something wet slide across the exposed skin peeking out from his shirt and the news that he could feel some gremlin breathing on him made (y/n) clutch at Ray's t-shirt even harder. She'd struggled through plenty of horror movies and knew that this was how the poor souls in those movies were picked off, one by one, and the ensuing chuckle made her shriek too, fearing that some mad strangler was amongst them, but no.
"SCHWOZ!" Henry bellowed, recognising the man's accent-heavy laugh and he swear he would've killed him if he could see what he was doing. God, did he lick the back of his neck? What a weirdo and Ray wasn't too pleased either, still trying to calm down his girl, whose nervous personality crawled back over her newfound confidence when robbed of her sight and put in a dark, creepy room.
"Stop it, you're freaking (y/n) out, ya freak!' He snapped, kissing the woman all over her face whilst simultaneously running his hands upon and down her back, two sensations that calmed her racing heart and loosened her grip on his shirt.
Okay, she was calm now, aided by the fact that the lights flickered back on as quickly as they shut off and their eyes strained under their brightness but it was good to see again. What wasn't so good was that the minute the computer and all its systems rebooted, a very, very, very important alarm began to ring, (y/n), Schwoz and Ray instantly recognising its shrill blare and they didn't need to look at the screen's message to know that they were in deep shit.
"Oh my god!" Ray exclaimed, running to the computer with the genius and girl so they could read the full description and their hearts leapt into their mouths when it read how there had been a failure in Storage Facility J and its containment unit, which meant only one thing and it wasn't good at all.
"Fuck, when the electricity went out, Drex's containment unit lost power!" (y/n) gulped, feeling like she was on the verge of a panic attack when the saw how their greatest enemy's prison had unlocked during the outage, meaning he had regained his thoughts, feelings and the ability to move, and if he could move, then he was wandering around down below, the place where they kept weapons, gadgets, and god knows what else. Her shaking hand slowly felt around for Ray's, their fingertips brushing after a few seconds of wafting around and that's when she found out. His hands were shaking too.
"Drex is free?!" Charlotte cried, causing a thunderbolt of terror to strike all of them as they realised that terrible fact. Ray didn't know what was worse, the thought of having to face him again, the man who knew how to beat him or the thought of his sweet, precious girlfriend being at risk again, haunted by the man who still held an obsessive love for her.
And that wasn't their only problem, Henry had been mocking him when he went down to get the batteries, in fact, anytime anyone went in there, they laughed at his face and jeered, so he was probably on the raging warpath right now, which added to their panic. Wait, batteries...
"But dude, you sent Jasper down there to get batteries for your dumb vibrating soap!" Henry remembered, and everyone tensed. Oh god, the kid was alone with Drex, the madman, the brute and god forbid, he remembered how Jasper had tricked him last time because otherwise, he'd be dead already, something Ray's conscience couldn't handle.
"Well, I had to cause you got the wrong batteries!" He hissed back, lashing out even though he didn't mean to. He knew that Jasper would have never ventured down there if he hadn't asked him to and if he got hurt, well, that was on him.
"Why would anyone want their soap to vibrate?!" Henry pressed on, uncaring that they were wasting precious seconds and pointing the finger of blame when there really was no need.
"It tells my body dirt that I mean business!"
"GUYS! We need to go help Jasper before that asshole hurts one hair on his curl-less head!" (y/n) yelled, stopping the argument there as she willed her body to keep its tears to itself.
This was no time for crying, a helpless boy needed their help and Ray and Henry quickly agreed, the former grabbing onto her hand even tighter so they could sprint over to the tubes together. Honestly, he didn't want her to go down with him, terrified that Drex would focus on her and break his heart by harming her, but she'd just refuse. She knew that he'd never let her get hurt by that dick and if anything did happen, her superpower could more than make up for it, so she was staying by his side, for better or worse.
"Down the tube!" They all yelled once they'd skidded onto the tube pads and slapped their belt buckles, (y/n) wrapping her arms around her boyfriend's waist as they squeezed in together. It was weird being sucked down, they were usually going up and out to save someone's life, but this time, they were heading down into the darkness and facing the unknown.
~
Down in the storage unit, Drex was doing a number on Jasper, duct-taping his entire body into one long, sticky cocoon that left him immobile on the floor. A final strip was plastered over his mouth, silencing his protests since they were endlessly annoying to the supervillain, who just wanted to use him against his old buddy Ray, that pathetic excuse for a sidekick, Henry Hart and his sweet, little cupcake, (y/n). She'd come crawling back to him when he removed her boyfriend and his heroic adventures from existence, a plan he'd craftily concocted in the few moments he'd been awake, and even if (y/n) didn't see sense and rejoin his side, he'd beat her so hard that she wouldn't have a choice.
Leaving Jasper to wriggle and mumble against the duct tape, Drex moved onto the next step of his scheme, prising open a locked box full of Captain Man's best blasters, bombs and other weapons that could kill a man, and he quickly started loading up his belt, but not before he did one thing. The true brilliance of it all came together when he grabbed one of the larger guns, which was honestly more like a mini cannon, and he programmed it to fire in less than a minute, tucking it into a shelving unit where no one would find it until it was all too late. He couldn't have Ray following him or, if he did, getting back to the right time, he needed to leave destruction in his wake, so that's exactly what he was gonna do. The Time Jerker's Time Machine, it was just waiting for his rampage.
"Here we go, yeah..." Drex muttered as he punched in the right time coordinates, the time, date, and year etched into his brain so deeply that he didn't even have to think about it. He smirked as the portal illuminated and swirled with blue mist, knowing that this was his door to victory, the evilest way he could tear apart Ray's life and rifle through the leftovers. After all, you can't protect against something that you don't remember happening.
Seconds later, Ray, (y/n) and Henry arrived down the tubes, landing with their fists clenched and their minds ready for a fight since they knew how insane this guy was, but upon seeing his friend, Henry immediately switched priorities. Poor Jasp, he looked so helpless tied up on the floor and he needed to tell Henry about everything Drex had done, the portal, the hidden blaster, but his words just vibrated and dissipated against the tape, making his efforts futile. He wasn't hurt, that was the main thing, so they could focus on Drex, not that it stopped the boy's panic. "Jasper!"
"Oh, look. It's Ray, Henry, and my dear cupcake." The lunatic smirked at how Ray instantly pulled (y/n) and Henry behind his indestructible body, shielding them from anything his ex-best friend could do. He knew that Henry wanted to go and help, he knew that his sweet girl would fine if she got shot, but it was in his instincts to protect them, especially from this blaster-wielding monster. How could he call her that, how could he claim to love her when he was pointing a weapon at her heart?
"You ain't going nowhere, Drex. There's three of us and one of you." He replied, slowly tiptoeing down the stairs so he could square off against the man. Safety in numbers, right? Three superheroes against one man with a grudge didn't sound so bad and unlike last time, Ray was gonna let them help because he didn't want a box shoved on his head or the sight of his girl stolen from him, but that didn't mean that he let his guard down. That's the one thing you couldn't do against Drex, who didn't take his threats seriously at all.
"Oh, no. Then I guess you have me trapped here." He snivelled in a stupid, sarcastic voice just to get under their skin and he did, especially with Ray and especially when his sick smile turned on the woman in the room, who was trying to keep her breathing normal and her fists from swinging at his irritating face. Why did she love him once? How could she think that asshole was a tender, loving soul who'd keep her safe? "And you, cupcake, I can't wait to taste those lips of yours again or hear you scream my name..."
"The Time Jerker's Time Portal..." Henry gulped when their enemy leapt across the room to stand next to it, ready to make his jump. Now, they were getting the picture and the fact that he'd turned it on was terrifying, particularly for Ray as he pushed his girl back more, sick to the stomach from Drex's words. No one, specially this guy, got to sinisterly speak to his girlfriend like that, no one got to talk about her honeyed lips or wish to feel them against their own like he did and no one got to subtly threaten her like that, malice hidden under the sexual undertones. What a bastard. "Get away from that thing!"
"Mmmm, no, I don't think I will." Drex jeered, taking delight from their rapidly rising anger and how Captain Man held back the woman who should've been his girlfriend. He internally scoffed at how she was raring to go, pushing against his muscly arm whilst also clutching at his shirt sleeve, which told him that underneath her superpower, confidence and wisdom, she was still the same girl that he bruised and broke all those years ago. Perfect...
"Drex! I swear to god if you don't get away from that thing, I'll—" (y/n) snapped, causing her boyfriend to jerk his head to look at her with panicked eyes, him petrified that her sharp tone would make the villain lose his temper and fire. Ray didn't mind getting blasted, in fact, he'd take the pain on hundred times over if it meant her and Henry would be safe, but he couldn't cope with her being bullied or tortured by her ex, the only man who still haunted her dreams and turned calm nights into episodes filled with screams, sweat-drenched bed sheets, ragged breathing and whispered promises that he couldn't hurt her anymore. He could though, he was standing right there and not afraid to bite back.
"You'll what? You'll hurt me? You'll use that little superpower of yours to stop me? Don't think your boyfriend can protect you, cupcake, don't think I'll ever stop hunting for you and don't think anyone controls me." He screeched, lunging forward just a step to make her flinch and she did. (y/n) gasped at his sudden movement and momentarily shrank into Ray's back, spooked by both his tormenting words and the thought of his cruel hands marring her skin again. Her relapse into fear sparked rage from Ray and Henry, the former feeling his fury rise up at yet more threats, each perfectly calculated to terrorise her girl and the latter, who felt his fists clench when the woman who deserved nothing but good for the kindness she showed every day, was subjected to the jeers of a man who didn't deserve to be in the same room as he, let alone know her on an intimate level.
The boys barked back in angry shouts, jumping to the defence of their beloved (y/n), but their cutting replies were silenced when the tubes dropped again, signalling that more people from upstairs were coming to join the fun; Charlotte and Schwoz.
"Oh, hello, everyone." Schwoz greeted cheerfully. He wasn't feeling that polite or chirpy really, it was just his nervous fear that told him to be nice, a niggling strand of DNA that argued that a disarming smile would soothe a predator and keep him safe, something he could never feel with Drex in the room. He remembered this dick all too well, along with the pain, the fights and the anguish that came with his brief stint in the Man Cave, so it was no surprise that Charlotte froze like a deer in headlights.
"SHUT UP!" Drex shrieked at the genius, fed up with any niceties, pleasantries or warnings from the three heroes for him and Charlotte to leg it back upstairs where it was mildly safe. "Oh my..." They recoiled at his volume, winced at his harsh tone, but all the same, they walked down the few steps from the tube pads, a show of bravery that was rather admirable as Ray tried to keep the situation under control.
"All right, now..." He started in a soothing voice, trying to somehow dissuade Drex from whatever he was doing or wherever he was going, but it was no use. They were enemies and enemies don't listen to each other, not when the author of your last demise and the woman of your obsessive desires were hidden behind your enemy's back.
"Look's like my ride's here-eh! This has been fun...cupcake, see you...some other time!" Drex smirked at his little pun. He took one last crazed gaze at his former lover, he fell back into the portal and let the blue swirls of time carry him off to the past, much to the terror and shock of the Man Cave team, all of whom were helpless to stop him. "NOOOOO!"
"He got away!" Henry groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration at how they were so close to tugging the villain back into their custody, but he'd evaporated before they could do anything. What were they meant to do now? They couldn't follow him, it was too dangerous, too reckless and too unpredictable, right?
"Not for long!" Ray replied curtly, weighing up the pros and cons in his head before coming to a terrifying yet thrilling conclusion. They couldn't let a scumbag like Drex roam free through time and allow him to terrorise civilians in the past or future, but then again, he also had his companions to think of; his loyal sidekick and best friend, Henry and his dear sweet girl, the one he wanted to marry, (y/n), both of whom had superpowers... Okay, that settled it, against his better instincts, they had no other option and when Charlotte chimed in, his mind was made up. "Yeah, you guys gotta go get him!"
"All right then, I'm game! Let's go kick his ass!" (y/n) exclaimed, stretching and popping her muscles like she was loosening up for a fight and technically, she was. She was following Ray and Henry, no matter what they said and she was fairly sure that Drex wouldn't go down lightly, so they needed all the help they could get.
"Come on, sweet girl, kid, let's go back in time—" Ray started, smirking at how he could use one of his pre-thought of quips for this situation and at how his girl's hand slipped into his and squeezed tightly. He had thought about banning her from following them, arguing that she would be safe in their fortified home whilst he and Henry tracked down Drex, but he knew it would just infuriate and hurt her.
"To fight some crime!" Henry butted in before his boss could finish the quip, thinking that it was one of those moments where they went fifty-fifty on sharing the coolness, but no. Ray had wanted that one all to himself, a bit like how he wanted to have (y/n) all to himself and for Drex to keep his dirty mitts off her, but Henry couldn't see that, so he just received an angry earful. "You let me finish the rhymes!"
"Sorry!" The boy frowned, wondering at his sudden tetchiness, but he let it go, preferring to focus on the task at hand, finding Drex, hurting Drex, dragging him back to the Man Cave and all the while, not dying. And hey, he'd be tetchy too if his girlfriend was walking into a figurative minefield, so deep down, he knew where Ray was coming from.
"Okay, guys, listen, while we're gone, you need to protect this time portal at all costs...and don't watch Dog Judge without us! I mean it!" (y/n) told Schwoz, Charlotte and Jasper, who was still tied up on the floor, but listening all the same.
The three nodded solemnly, knowing that the machine was their safety line and their only way back home once they took the plunge and dived in, so they were gonna swear to her; the portal would be kept safe. With their promises made, Ray, Henry and (y/n) turned to the portal with serious eyes, thumping hearts and a burning determination to bring back their escaped prisoner.
Henry dived in first, taking the first step unto the breach as he seized his bravery with both hands and thought 'fuck it'. You only live once and if he died jumping through a time machine, then so be it, he knew that he will have died for the greater good.
Ray and (y/n) were up next, still clutching at each other's hands so they would leap alone and the woman took a step forward, determined to follow on from the boy straight after his feet disappeared, but a tight hold tugged her back.
"Hey...I love you." Ray whispered, unable to keep the words in despite the peril and pressure surrounding them. They had no idea what they were about to face or what was on the other side and the idea of not being able to say again if something went wrong; he just had to tell her one last time, let her know that he still and always would love her, like he had for years, more than Drex ever could.
"I love you too...always." She smiled back, connecting their lips for a brief moment, a silent vow between them that they were going in together and no matter what happened, their love was eternal and there was nothing Drex could do to tear them apart.
She pulled back, stroking her fingertips from his cheekbone to his jaw with a soft smile, wondering at how she'd managed to find a man like him to piece her back together after breaking under his former sidekick's cruelty and he kissed her knuckles.
Breathing deeply, they started running, their footsteps and heartbeats in tandem as the blue mist consumed them together, their bodies tumbling into the unknown and wherever Drex would lead them. If only they knew that seconds after they drifted through the vortex, the door behind them slammed shut.
~In the Past~
Henry, Ray and (y/n) blinked as they landed in a completely new time, their heads spinning and their tummies clenching from how it felt like they'd been shoved in a blender and taken on a merry-go-round. They vaguely heard shocked gasps around them as they came too, including a small boy asking how they had been able to magically appear out of thin air and then they noticed. The time machine had worked.
Upon hearing the boy's voice, the three took a look at their surroundings, absorbing the sights, smells and noises of what appeared to be some kind of fair or festival. There was the peculiar aroma of popcorn mixing with hot dogs, numerous caravans and stall chocked full of games, gizmos and snacks and plenty of people around wearing a variety of clothes, none of which definitively told them what era they were in.
There was the boy and his mother, who looked vaguely modern and then a man and a woman next to them, both panicking about their sudden apparition in all of their nineteen-twenties flapper gear. "They're witches! Witches, I tell ya!"
"Uhhhh, okay... All right, we're not witches." Ray chuckled awkwardly at the man's strange, dramatic reaction and calmly held out his hands to signal to him that they weren't gonna hex him or something. Henry quickly nodded and reiterated the point, still struggling to get his head around the past five seconds and how he was stood in a different place, in a different time and yet, something felt familiar, he just couldn't work out what.
"I mean, they're guys, so...if anyone's a witch, it's me...not that I am! I am witchless, witch-free, I have a fear of cauldrons and black cats and...why are you holding that whistle?" (y/n) stammered nervously, her attempt to diffuse the situation falling flat when the man took a silver whistle from his pocket and blew a long, sharp note. Well, that didn't sound good. "Security! We got witches! Witches!..."
"Come on, guys, we gotta go find Drex." Ray ignored the screams, preferring to focus on what they'd set out to do. That guy was probably just a nut and they didn't have time for his mindless accusations, so he merely tugged his sweet girl away with Henry following closely. There was one slight problem though, they still had no idea where they'd landed or if it had even worked properly, something that troubled the boy. "Wait, dude...where are we? The future or the past?"
"I don't know...uh, let's see. Look's like the nineteen-fifties." Ray answered, looking around until his eyes settled on a secluded corner where there was a diner, neon lights and post-war attire.
The massive sign saying "nineteen-fifties" was a huge giveaway too, so he reasoned that they'd gone back seventy years, but things were much much complicated than that. Taking a look for himself, Henry came to a much different conclusion when he saw a doughnut stall with a seventies theme; discos, flares and the colour brown. Okay, what the hell was going on? Two eras together?
"Uh, no, looks like the nineteen-seventies."
"Yeah, I've got the nineteen-sixties over here." (y/n) poked them and gestured to another area, where yet again there was a striking difference in the fashion again. There was a kooky Beetle car, flower-power splashed on pretty much everything, not to mention the peace and love that permeated from all the hippies about the place. Three decades standing side by side was weird and for the guy who was having a really bad day and a stressful time generally, it was all too much. "Oh my god, what's going on?! Sweet girl, what's going on?!"
"Fod Fest." A gentle, warm voice came from behind (y/n)'s shoulder as her boyfriend shook in her arms, muscles quivering from the pressure of it all. Her fingers slid into his hair as he pressed her face into her neck, her usual routine for keeping him calm kicking into action just as a polite, young man came over and greeted them. He was smiling brightly, not at all phased by Ray's outburst or how the woman in his arms was snuggling up to him.
His girlfriend had cotton candy, he had a bag of popcorn, so it was safe to assume they were friendlies, but something about them was odd and (y/n) could swear that they had some quality or feature that she knew but hadn't felt for nearly thirty years. Still, the guy's words were perplexing, especially when you've just taken a tumble through a time portal, so blinded by his confusion and the need to stay out of trouble, Ray took his words as a literal greeting, like namaste or aloha.
"Uh, Fod Fest to you too."
"Good Fod Fest. " Ray and Henry replied, ensuring that they bowed and held their hands together in a prayer-like manner. They didn't want to upset these people, they obviously had some deep-rooted, spiritual traditions and who were they to not follow suit? It was a well-meant gesture made with the best of intentions, but from the frowning of the dude and how his girlfriend shuffled awkwardly from one foot to the other, it looked like they'd said something weird.
"No, today's Fod Fest. The Festival of Decades." The man explained and suddenly, everything made sense. It was fine, they hadn't broken the space-time continuum, they hadn't accidentally ripped holes into the fabric of time and blended the decades together, it was meant to be like this. Well, that was a huge relief and now that she thought about it, the name began to ring a bell in (y/n)'s head, something she'd seen on a blog about Swellview's history.
"Oh, right, I think I've heard of that. It got cancelled in the early two-thousands, but let's not get into something that hasn't happened yet." She laughed breathlessly, quickly shutting up when she realised that she was sounding crazy by talking about the future, well, what she assumed would be the future. If Fod Fest ended, then they had to be in the past, right? The only question was when...
"Okay, and, uh... so what year is it actually?" Henry asked, struggling to say it without sounding as weird as the young woman had, but e couldn't pull it off either, not without sounding strained squeaky.
"Yeah, I mean, what year is it, like, right now?"
"It's nineteen-eighty-nine." The man told them slowly, wondering if they were safe to wander around the festival by themselves or whether he should take them to the lost and found tent. He just had to talk to the crazy ones who didn't know what year it was, typical. Still, they seemed happy with the news, especially the kid, whose eyes went wide along with his smile when he heard that he was living in a moment fifteen years before his birth.
"Eighty-nine! It's nineteen-eighty-nine! I loved it now! It's a good year that we're in..."
"I know it's nineteen-eighty-nine, man! I loved it! I love being here...in the moment."
"Whoa, great year! I'm two years old, that's not weird at all! Great year though, really love it, man!" The three babbled together, letting the excitement sink in. Wow, Henry hadn't even been born yet and Ray and (y/n) were still children, well, one was a child, the other was a toddler and they were all geeking out about it and not just about that.
As children of the eighties, Ray and (y/n) were strong defenders of the opinion that things were better back then from the music, to the TV shows and to those golden days of their youth, so to be reliving that experience was mind-blowing and their hands excitedly squeezed together.
"Now, go on. Get out of here."
"Yeah, we got all we need from you." The boys' smiles dropped when the mission's seriousness came creeping back in and they quickly dismissed the friendly couple, who walked off gossiping about how rude and strange they were.
"So, it's nineteen-eighty-nine and we have no idea..."
"Holy shit, look, he's there!" (y/n) gasped when her eyes flashed over the crowd scurrying around the festival and landed on the black bandana-blond hair combo that belonged to her ex-boyfriend. Ray's arm immediately curled around her waist, forgoing holding her hand since it wouldn't be enough to protect her if something went wrong and he growled at the sight of his former sidekick.
Drex had bought a snow cone for himself and was moodily crunching away at the flavoured ice as he observed his surroundings, thankfully not spotting them in the crowd. Good, they wanted the element of surprise, but it would be difficult when a six-foot, hulking man was ready to rip his throat out without a second thought, his blood burning in his veins for every second of pain he'd inflicted on his sweet girl. "Drex!"
"How dare he buy a scone cone...here...in the past!" Ray hissed, feeling (y/n) lay her hand on his chest so he'd stay back, not just for their surprise attack but also because she valued his safety just as much as he valued hers. Everyone always seemed to forget that Drex matched or hell, sometimes surpassed his fighting prowess and had been known to leave Captain Man for dead when they fell out, so to let him charge in clingy would be stupid, like a lamb to the slaughter.
"Jerk..." Henry grumbled too, feeling the urge to jump the guy and punch his face until it bled, but again, the voice of reason kept him back. (y/n) saw that they were ready to charge and honestly, she wanted nothing more than to hurt the man who'd hurt her for so long too, but they didn't even have a plan, they weren't even in uniform for god's sake, she just wanted something to aim for before they went for it. "Let's go get him."
"Okay, okay, let's think about this first! We can't just storm in and starting punching, we're in the middle of—" She scolded them, struggling to stop them from marching forward since she was a lone woman and they were two, strong guys, both more than capable of simply taking an arm each and lifting her so she had no choice but to follow them. Her toes dragged along the floor as they steamed forward, ignoring any wise protests of how they should work out a plan of attack first and decided whether to pincer first and punch later or vice versa, but (y/n) didn't need to worry. She nor Drex were gonna be the ones to stop the bloodshed before it began, that would be up to the crazy witch man.
"That's them! There they are! Look, there they are, right there. Them's the witches!" He tattletaled to two security officers, pointing at the boys who had their fellow "witch" still tucked under the arms with her feet swinging and they quickly released her when the officers looked them up and down. Shit, why was nothing ever simple? (y/n) turned around, straightening out her shirt, and glared at her boyfriend, who she saw as the ringleader in their little scheme, before moving on to the guys in blue. She didn't remember people being this crazy and could swear that the notion of warty women with black, pointy hats and green skin had been left in the Middle Ages. "That true? You guys witches?"
"No!" Henry denied it immediately, looking at the security officers like they were in a sane and they were sort of, anyone who'd believe that stripe-wearing loonie had to be. Okay, yeah, it was a bit weird that they'd come out of nowhere but there would be a reasonable explanation once they thought of one, not that it would convince these two. "This guy says you're witches."
"Yeah, well, he's an idiot." (y/n) told them, gesturing to the man's cheerful, twenties clothes and dorky face with a limp hand and bored expression. He stepped forward with a mean glare, not appreciating the witch's insult, but he daren't move any closer, not when she could curse him at any moment or set her fucking-huge warlock boyfriend on him at the snap of her fingers. No, he'd sit this one out and let the officers do their job.
"Hey, uh, look, we will explain the thing right behind those berry bushes," Ray told them, gesturing to the thick shrubbery a few metres away whilst also winking at Henry and squeezing his girl's hip. The "discussion" would be real fun and quite brief if he had anything to do with it, especially since these two looked like they ate doughnuts and sat on their asses for a living. They'd be far away enough to take them quickly, quietly and without too much mess, then they could get back to finding Drex before he sloped off and luckily, they fell for it. "Okay, let's go talk behind the bushes."
"Okay, let's go." Henry smiled at the men as they were led away into the leafy, green foliage, Ray and (y/n) rambling about how they loathed witches, had never met any and certainly weren't members of a coven. They climb into the heart of the bushes until they were satisfied that no one could see anything and that's when the fists started flying.
As (y/n) kept watch, Henry and Ray swung punches at the unsuspecting security officers, who quickly collapsed into unconsciousness and settled on the damp, mossy earth. They'd be fine, sleeping peacefully with nothing but a mere scuffle and the rustling of branches to tell anyone looking that something had gone down there and the boys walked away feeling proud, one more than the other. Ray saw the way his girl admired his physique and stature when he fought as himself, a rare sight, and strutted like a peacock as they emerged from the bushes, his hand settled in the small of her back.
"All right, now, come on. We gotta take care of—uh-oh." He told them seriously, (y/n) shuddering at his commanding, baritone voice and his piercing eyes looked over to the snow cone vendor, only to see that their target had gone, wandered off to god knows where. Shit on it.
"Where's Drex?" Henry exclaimed, his head snapping from left to right as scoured the exhibits and doohickey stalls for any sign of the big lug, but he came up with nothing; no bandana, no weird, kung-fu tunic, no belt stuffed full of weapons, nada. Whether he'd seen the skirmish and legged it or just decided to move on, they didn't know, but now they had no way of guessing his next move.
"Security. All security to the berry bush area." An announcement suddenly came over the tannoy and Henry groaned at the sound of more guards coming their way. Great, they'd taken two out and now the whole damn pack was coming, meaning they were about to become vastly outnumbered. Fod Fest was becoming inhospitable for them and with their modern clothes on, they stuck out like sore thumbs, prompting (y/n) to grow breathless as she held onto Ray's forearm.
"Ray, we need to get out of here." She said, her voice panicked but still level and he understood her urgency. Getting locked up in nineteen-eighty-nine would be no good for them and it's not like he could whip out a Captain Man get-out-of-jail-free card and pull some strings; his fame hadn't been generated yet, so a hasty exit was there only retreat, even if Henry wanted to stay and sniff out their enemy. "What about Drex?!"
"We'll get Drex later, let's go!" He snapped, grabbing his girlfriend's hand again so he could lead her out of danger, which was fast approaching as every security guard in the area hunted them down. He knew that Henry didn't get it, he knew that he was desperate to find that guy and lock him back up, he was too, but he was also desperate to keep his sweet girl safe, something he wouldn't be able to do if they were separated into different cells of the county jailhouse.
"Go? Go where? Dude, it's nineteen-eighty-nine, we have no idea wh—" Henry snarled back, his fear running his mouth as he argued with his boss. They were wasting precious seconds, but he did have a point. They didn't have any friends in this time, no Man Cave, no Jasper, no Charlotte, hell, they didn't even have the proper technology, so where did he expect them to go? His mom and dad probably hadn't even met yet, (y/n)'s family weren't from Swellview, Ray hated seeing his father, so who was left?
"Wait, shut up for a second. I know exactly who we can go to. If my memory is correct and it usually is, we can go to—" (y/n) butted in, her synapses connecting in one perfect moment of memory-powered brilliance, which left her with an idea. There was one guy left in Swellview who'd be old enough to help them out and if he was still the same genius as he was in the future, then he'd be easy enough to convince that time travel is real. They just had to pray that she had her dates right and that Henry focused long enough for them to get there. "Oh my god!"
"What?" The couple asked, wondering what had prompted such a strong reaction from him and they turned to see what was so horrifying behind their backs. It wasn't a cute girl, someone he knew or Drex eating another snow cone, it was just a woman, talking on a very old-fashioned phone and minding her own business. Ah, jeez.
"Look how big phones were in the eighties." He breathed out in horror and shock, feeling the weight of the device in his hands. It dwarfed his PearPhone and he couldn't help but giggle at how lame society used to be, much to the annoyance of both the woman he'd snatched it from and Ray and (y/n), who couldn't believe what a millennial he was. Ugh, kids are so annoying, technology used to be bad, big deal, everything has to start from somewhere.
"Dang it, Henry!" Ray growled and grabbed the phone from his hands, throwing it with all his might so it smashed through a car window. The owner gasped and ran to see if her phone was okay, which it probably was since it was an actual brick, and (y/n) shoved the boys towards the exit before more police could rock up. God, it was like being on vacation with two irritating children and she was the tired parent ferrying them around and watching for danger, which, when hunting Drex, was around every corner.
~Swellview Tech University~
"I'm telling you, Ray. He's here." (y/n) told her boyfriend as they navigated through the halls of the old uni campus in Swellview. By the time (y/n) attended, it had moved into a much grander, more modern building, but she wasn't there to see her old teachers or take another class on the thermodynamics, she had dragged her friends there to see a student, who she swore attended STU in the late eighties.
"I trust you, sweet girl. I think it's the corridor on the right." The man replied as he studied the map they'd been given at the information desk, some room details scribbled down on the top corner. After jogging his memory, Ray vaguely remembered being told that their friend studied there too and had been the one to slyly ask for the room number whilst (y/n) stood with Henry and kept him away from all the college girls walking around. He had to be reminded that although they might've seemed young, they were all old enough to be his mom in their proper time, a fact that made him shudder and back off for a bit, although he still admired a few from afar.
They headed down another crowed hallway, dodging the jocks, who checked out the hot lady walking past, the geeks, who had their noses buried in science books (the story of (y/n)'s life), the plastics, who walked around in hoards with their Chanel heels and everyone else in between, who filtered in and out of the smelly dorm rooms. College never changed and for Ray, it was a new experience, for Henry, it was a thrilling promise of what was to come and for (y/n), it was a rush of memories from a time when she thought she knew everything but had yet to live in the real world.
"In college, dorm room life, am I right? What's up, bro? Awesome, awesome!"
"Nineteen-eighty-nine! Hey, freshman fifteen? No shame in that!" The boys grinned as they rambled at the students, who just moved on to their next lesson or just anywhere that didn't involve any weirdos talking to them and (y/n) rolled her eyes as they reached what they thought was the right door. Okay, if she and Ray were right, then all their hopes were behind that door, culminating in one guy, who was still a stranger to them and yet they knew nearly everything about him.
"Okay, it looks like this is his dorm room, so you two be cool and don't freak out." The woman told them, mainly looking at her boyfriend since he was known to be the one to freak out, but he was fine, perfectly calm. He had her by his side, he wasn't nervous and besides, this guy was one of his closest friends, in the future anyway, it would be fine. Henry was the one to look out for, he didn't even know who they were about to meet.
"I'm always cool...except for when you guys do that!" Henry mumbled, only to look at his companions and pull a face when he realised that Ray had pulled his girlfriend into a soft kiss, not for any particular reason, just because he felt like it, not that it made the kid feel any better. His lips curled in disgust as they lingered and smiled into the kiss, fully aware that he got all squeamish when they showed each other affection and deliberately moved against each other just to hear him groan. Aw, he was cute when flustered, but they had to pull away when he knocked on the door, a move calculated to break them apart and it worked, the whiteboard falling from the panel meant they had to. Meanie.
"What? I haven't kissed him for nearly an hour, what do you expect me to do when he's stood there looking all cute?" (y/n) giggled when their noses brushed together as they pulled away, returning to a respectable, standing position as they heard some shuffling come from behind the door and some heavy footsteps scurrying towards it. Ray chuckled at her words, feeling his heart clench at how she called him cute and irresistible and was unable to stop himself when his lips dropped to kiss the top of her head, one last show of love to tide them over as the door finally opened.
"Yeah, what do you guys need?" A moody, grubby youth came out of the room and holy shit, it was Schwoz! But not the Schwoz they knew and loved, no, young Schwoz had hair all over his head, no bald shine, and it fell in silky waves down to his shoulders. His fashion was wildly different too; gone were the bright shirts and overalls he normally teamed and they'd been replaced with grungy jeans, a long-sleeved white tee and a navy plaid shirt thrown over for a splash of style, not forgetting his earrings. He had that attitude of a student struggling through college and yet, (y/n) knew that he must've been one of the best on-campus judging by the sheet of complex equations written on the notebook tucked under his arm. God, it was good to see a familiar face, even if he looked them up and down with disgust.
"Schwoz!" Henry grinned as they saw him, struggling to keep in his chuckles at the sight of the genius in his youth, the hair being the funniest part, and even Ray couldn't withhold a laugh. He just knew that Schwoz used to study here, he had no idea what he looked like, he just knew the man who started working for him in the early two-thousands. "Uh, nice...nice hair..."
"How do you know my name?" Schwoz asked the kid, studying his face for a moment before deciding that they had met...yet. The thing was though, he looked at him with such familiarity and warmth in his smile, it was like the kid knew him like an old friend.
"Because I—uh, look. Can we come in for a second?" Ray stopped himself before he said anything weird, remembering that this Schwoz didn't know him, this Schwoz wasn't the man who answered his every beck and call, this Schwoz would freak out if he started rambling about how they'd come from the future for his help. They'd have to handle this delicately and behind closed doors, nowhere near the gossiping kids that littered the hallways around them.
"Yeah, I have a question about time dependence in quantum mechanics and someone told me that you can help me." (y/n) lied, smiling sweetly as Ray's arm slinked around her waist and soothingly stroked her hipbone. He had no idea what she was talking about, knowing nothing about the nerdy science stuffy that she and Schwoz debated, but it seemed to make sense to the little guy, who nodded to and fro for a few seconds before responding.
"I don't know you guys. You can go talk to Professor Miller, he'll explain it." He dismissed them, shuffling nervously at the thought of letting three unknown people into the place where he ate, slept and studied. They looked friendly, but he was too wise to let that blind him, this was a uni campus, he knew all too well how cruel some students were. He was no teacher, despite understanding the concept, and even though the girl was really pretty, he was too shy...
"Okay, well, I want to hear it from you so, we're just gonna come in here." (y/n) muttered as she pushed Schwoz backwards a bit and left Henry and Ray to forcefully take his arms so they could drag him into his room, Ray taking over when the little man started to struggle. Henry and (y/n) checked to see if anyone had seen and it looked like they hadn't since no one moved to rush over and help, allowing them to quickly duck in and slam the door shut.
~
So, it turns out that it's quite tricky to convince someone that you've travelled thirty years to the past through a criminal's time portal because you're looking for another criminal. Ray, Henry and (y/n) had drilled it into Schwoz a million times, retelling their backstory, the buildup to the problem and their journey over and over again just to get him to believe them, but each time he just scoffed and laughed in their faces. He claimed that they were pulling his leg and talking out of their asses and since they had no proof, all the three heroes could do was go around in circles.
"It's true!"
"We're from the future!" Ray and Henry exclaimed as they said the same phrase again to Schwoz, who just chuckled as he sat in a big, comfy chair that was just one curiosity in his dorm room. It wasn't particularly clean, but then again it was a guy's room so no surprises there, and it was strewn with laundry, research papers and random crap that all screamed Schwoz. "Poppycock!"
"Look, I know that it's hard to believe, but in the future, we're all friends!" (y/n) told him energetically, trying to inspire some belief in him whilst also making sure that she didn't say anything too strange. How could she tell him that they were science buddies, mechanic pals and engineering chums? They spent long hours soldering through the nights, afternoons repairing circuit boards and mornings arguing over which equation was better for which problem. He was the first person who knew how she felt about Ray, the one who had coached her all the way and then some more when he returned after that argument. He didn't know it, but he was one of her best friends and it was infuriating that she couldn't let him know that.
"Uh, coworkers." Ray corrected her awkwardly, not feeling the same rush of affection for the small dude as she did, well, he wouldn't admit that he did. Yeah, yeah, Schwoz was great and he'd be nothing without him, but he didn't have to know that. He just had to trust them. "But we know everything about you."
"Okay, then. Uh...what's my favourite schnack?" Schwoz asked, wanting to determine if they were telling the truth or not and only the people closest to him could answer these questions. He wasn't the most outgoing guy and only revealed his private thoughts, feelings and quirks to those he felt comfortable around, ergo, his future self must've shared some personal stuff if these three were his friends.
"Worms." Ray and (y/n) replied immediately, their voices overlapping since they both knew the answer like it was obvious. On numerous occasions, they'd come down from the sprocket and seen the genius slurping up something dark, slimy and stringy, scolding him when they realised that he was eating those vile, tinned worms from his homeland. It irked them, but that was Schwoz, the most irritating little bastard around.
"Okay, uh...what's my sister's name?" He asked next. He loved her but was equally embarrassed by his horselike sister and so he wasn't quick to talk about her with many people.
"Winnie." (y/n) answered quickly, having many "fond" memories of the woman who galloped around her home, whinnying and braying as she munched on sugar cubes, carrots and polo mints. The way she bolted when spooked or slept standing up, not forgetting how she always found a way to stagger in when she and Ray were being...friendly. God, that fucking laugh, those bucked teeth, they always ruined her hopes of getting fu... "And what does she look like?"
"A horse," Henry answered, also familiar with Winnie and all of her wonderful antics and he didn't even need to look to see Ray prickling as he loomed over his girlfriend. She unnerved him and whilst he tolerated her visiting the Man Cave, he always became cranky when she was around, possibly because he wasn't able to get any.
"Okay...what do I have on my bottom?" Schwoz smirked as he gave them the most challenging question of all, one that only a handful of people knew and they were all family. It was a bit weird that they knew about his favourite food and his sister, but that could've been just a miraculous coincidence, they had to pass this final test.
"A birthmark." Ray rolled his eyes, having known that it would come down to this and he resisted the urge to cover his sweet, innocent girlfriend's ears to protect her from such an image. Ugh, Schwoz's ass, not a topic for a lady's ears, but she'd heard it all before, the marks on his butt being a source of pride for the man since they had several peculiar features that told a funny story. "In the shape of?"
"Florida," Henry replied, feeling equally grossed out by the topic and he didn't have a girlfriend to hug away the disgust with, so he just stuck to folding his arms across his torso, much like how Ray had his draped over (y/n)'s shoulders so he could secure her back against his chest. At least he had her to sweeten the situation, even if the room did smell weird like old feet and boiled cabbage. "Which is next to?"
"A mole." (y/n) sighed, momentarily letting her head drop back against Ray's pec before she straightened so she could stay focused. It's not like she wanted to be reminded about the mole or the birthmark, but if it got him to believe them then she could deal with it as long as she got another kiss afterwards. Kisses were good, she liked kisses. "In the shape of?"
"Japan! You have a really weird ass, end of story!" She carried on, sending the man into a mind-boggled state as he was now fully convinced that they were who they said they were and it confirmed his suspicions about so many theories and possibilities.
"AYYYY! You guys, you really are from the future!" The genius exclaimed, stroking at their faces and hugging their bodies to him slightly as if he couldn't believe they had come from a different era, something which was really awkward since (y/n) and Ray were already in a half-hug and Henry was a moody teen and allergic to most physical affection.
"Get off, she's my girlfriend! We told you!" Ray exclaimed, protectively curling his girl against his body when Schwoz tried to rub her cheeks to see if her particle matter was any different than his. Of course, it wasn't, she was physically fine and Ray was the only one who could pat her down like that, plus it was Schwoz, the guy who irritated the hell out of him. Either way, he knew who they were now and was gonna let them crash with him until they figured everything out, which was easier said than done.
~Half an hour later~
Well, this sucked. It had been ages since Schwoz's big test and yet, the three superheroes were nowhere near guessing where Drex was. They'd bounced ideas back and forth, coming up with wild ideas and impossible scenarios, but nothing stuck because they had no proof or methods of confirming them. So, they were left with one solution; steam some tighty-whities, sit and mope, or pace and worry.
Schwoz took the first option, deciding to finally do some laundry since he had guests over and his underwear was full of wrinkles, Henry took the second and sat quietly at the side of the room where he could gather his thoughts and Ray, well, he was running with the third, almost creating a groove in the floor as he retold the story of Drex with a soda in his hand. (y/n) was sort of doing the last one, only she was more concerned for him and the way he was gonna have a heart attack if he didn't calm down.
"And then what happened?" Schwoz asked as he steamed the underwear on the washing line that stretched across the room. (y/n) stood still, observing her boyfriend as he was reminded of the whole disaster yet again and buried deeper into his anxiety, her eyes flickering to the way his fingers were bending the aluminium can as they clenched.
"And then, Drex jumped into the time portal, so Henry, (y/n) and I followed him through and that's how we got here in nineteen-eighty-nine." He finished the story and by the look of amazed satisfaction on Schwoz's face, it was a perfect ending for an epic tale. He couldn't believe that his future self was embroiled with so much adventure and danger with a superhero and his sidekicks no less...he loved it.
"Hey, I have a question for Schwoz," Henry said as Ray took a long swing of his grasp soda, giving (y/n) an opportunity to cross the room and shyly get close to him whilst Henry turned to look at the genius.
"Yes?"
"What are you doing to your underwear, dude?" The boy questioned, knowing what he was literally doing to them since he had eyes and was looking right at him, his query was more about the why, which Schwoz didn't guess, so he just stated the obvious. "I'm steaming them."
"But why?" Ray muttered to himself, sharply turning again so he could lean his arm on the wall, this time spotting that his dear, sweet girl was tiptoeing towards him as he lost himself in thought.
"To get the wrinkles out," Schwoz replied, thinking that he was the recipient of the aloof question. What? He liked to have soft, tidy underwear and whilst his roommate thought he was weird, he enjoyed making everything neat, not that you'd get that idea from the state of his dorm.
Ray growled at his naive stupidity, spinning around harshly to bark out his frustration. "Not that, Schwoz! I'm not talking about your college panties! We gotta know why Drex came here to nineteen-eighty-nine!"
"Hey, calm down, we'll figure it out, okay? We're here with you, doofus, and whatever he's up to, we'll figure it out together." (y/n) was quick to put her hands on his cheek and chest when he started snapping and throwing the tighty-whities around the room in a fit of frustrated emotion, which Schwoz wasn't used to yet. He didn't know what his future boss could be like and neither did he know that it was usually his girlfriend who was the one bringing him back down to Earth, so he just muttered grumpily when their lips brushed together to ease the hero's mind.
"Maybe he just picked a random time and place," Henry noted, breaking the couple apart before they could get carried away. He didn't know Drex as they did, so he just assumed that he'd seen his chance to get away and took it, diving in after setting the coordinates to take him anywhere that could take him away from Captain Man, but that was a foolish belief and so not the villain's style. He played unfairly, calculated and planned every move whilst leaving nothing to chance.
"No, we know Drex. He doesn't do something without thinking about it first and he always moves to hurt Ray and get to me, so he must've picked this year for a reason." (y/n) sighed, leaving Ray's hold so she could look at the kid as he drank from his lemon-lime soda and made naive guesses. He understood what she was saying and knew that if anyone would know about the guy, it would be those two and he knew some stuff too, like how much he liked inflicting pain and how he'd spent years planning his revenge. She was right, randomness was too easy, so now, they had a connection, a lead and all they had to do was follow it - easier said than done.
"There's gotta be something about today," Ray stressed, putting his large, warm hand on his girl's shoulder and kneading at the tense muscles he found there. He wished he could do more to make her feel better and knew that his stress was rubbing off on her, but he couldn't relax and therefore, she couldn't either, not when they had a problem like this.
As they struggled to think of anything, there was a soft knock at the door, stealing them from their brainstorm when a smart-looking man with a clipboard appeared and a bored child stomped behind him.
"Hey, Schwoz. Everything okay in here?" The man asked, smiling at the genius who didn't seem to be stressed or freaked out about his sudden appearance and a quick glance at his badge told (y/n) that he was part of the campus staff and not a threat. She joined Ray when he stood beside Henry and let her head fall against his arm as they both folded their arms and tried to look as normal as possible. Just four friends hanging out, nothing to see here...
"Yeah, I am just steaming my underpants," Schwoz told him, returning to his work to make it look like they weren't discussing the work of a supervillain and the man bought it because he steamed underwear a lot. That, and Schwoz was one of the weirder students he checked on, so nothing he could be doing would surprise him, not even the presence of two adults and a teenager in his room. Just Schwoz things... "Ah, smart."
"Uh, guys, this is my friend, Yim, from campus security." The little man introduced the new one, who gave a little wave to the strangers as his son tiredly sucked on a lollipop and let his eyes drift around the room. It was never fun going into your parent's workplace, especially when that workplace was a smelly, dirty, university accommodation block, stuffed to the brim with rude college students. Also, what was his name again?
"Yim?"
"'Sup, Yim?"
"Let me guess, Yim is not your name." The three heroes greeted him, each taking on their own views for how Schwoz said his name. Ray was mildly confused, Henry just straight-up didn't care and (y/n) suspected that the genius' accent was wreaking havoc again, particularly when his eye twitched at the sound like it pecked away at his restraint.
"It's Jim. I'm Jim." He smiled, pointing to his name badge to let them know that he had a very normal name and he wasn't the oddball, Schwoz was. Ugh, couldn't this guy go away? (y/n) was getting bored and was tempted to close her eyes as she leaned against her boyfriend, but refrained since she knew that it was rude, so she just settled for looking up at him and admiring his sharp jawline, striking blue eyes and the way his soft, fucking kissable lips were pressed into a thin line.
"So, Yim, who is—" Schwoz pointed his steam at the boy next to the campus helper and the man turned to look at the child, acting as though he'd forgotten all about him. No wonder the kid was bored, he wasn't getting any attention or fun, making the woman feel sorry for him as he licked at his candy.
"Oh, this is my son, Tango. Today's National Take Your Kid To Work Day." Jim explained, smiling at them all politely and they all nodded slowly as they small talked, but for Ray, it was like everything had fallen into place. That day, that date, holy shit. He'd worked it out, nineteen-eighty-nine, the day it all changed, the day he changed, the day when his life pivoted and made him who he was, he knew why Drex had chosen this particular time. Oh, god...
"I wanna go to a zoo!"
"No zoo! Go get in the van!" Tango whined at his dad, only for his desperate pleas to be harshly rebuked. Something told (y/n) and Henry that they weren't on the best of terms, something that would cause a whole lot of resentment down the line and as they were awkwardly witnessing that, they didn't notice how all the colour had drained from Ray's face, leaving him breathless and absolutely terrified.
"You all stay safe now." Jim smiled again, acting as though he hadn't just broken his son's heart and the sidekicks found it hard to be nice to him after how the kid had walked off sniffling. Aw, if they weren't on a super important mission or in the wrong time, they'd have taken him to the zoo in place of his lousy father or at least told him to keep smiling. Poor Tango.
"Okay."
"You probably shouldn't yell at your kid like that."
"He's gonna hate you when he's older!" They called after him as the floor closed and Ray was free to start pacing again, only this time, he was more than onto something, he was holding it, figuring it out. He was there.
"Ahhhh, my favourite commercial! Have you guys seen this one?" Schwoz cheered as Ray lost himself in thought once more, ignoring the TV and some dumb commercial about an old lady looking for beef. Of course, they didn't remember it, it was too old and they'd either not been born or were too young to care at the time, which meant he was the only one laughing. "She never knows where the beef is."
"Turn that off!" Ray yelled, scaring the bejesus out of Schwoz who wasn't expecting the volume in his right ear. Instantly, Henry and (y/n) picked up on the man's tetchy mood and how it wasn't his usual grumpiness, this was something more. This time he was actually concerned about something big and it was clearly making him snap and lash out, so, Henry launched the countermeasures or rather, he pushed (y/n) in his boss's direction so she could sort it out.
"Ray, sweetheart...what's going on in that head of yours?" She asked him softly, reaching out to slide her hands around his waist and hug his body to her, prompting his arm to come around her smaller figure so she'd stay there. Her warmth pressed against was comforting and grounding, two things he really needed as one idea bounced around in his head and no matter how he looked at it, he didn't like what it meant for them.
"That guy, he said it was Take Your Kid To Work Day." He said, biting his nails as he mulled over his words. it was a nervous habit, a thinking habit and it made (y/n) pull his hand to her chest before he could ruin his manicure. He sighed at how she cared for him, how she tenderly kissed his knuckles like she was worshipping the skin there and it made his all ready clouded judgement go even foggier.
"Yeah, so?" Henry shrugged, not seeing any correlation between the Jim guy and the need for some serious analysis of a dumb national holiday.
"So...oh my god!" Ray gasped, choked, spluttered when it all came crashing together at once, the jigsaw finally complete in his mind. It was National Take Your Kid To Work Day, nineteen-eighty-nine, and he knew exactly what Drex was planning and it made him...scared. Just scared. Nothing big, nothing dramatic, a genuine fear that shook him to his core at how strongly it took hold and struck deep, just like the villain had planned it. It didn't have to be complicated, it just had to be unexpected and that's exactly how it had attacked.
"Ray, what's wrong? Tell me what's wrong, right now." (y/n) panicked as his lower lip trembled and she stood back so she stood side by side with Henry, both of them seeing the realisation and terror spread across his face. His hands shook without her body to hold onto and the kid could feel how the woman subconsciously drifted towards him until their arms brushed, a tiny, physical connection to keep them both sane.
"My dad takes me to work today, young me, eight-year-old me. My dad takes me to Glass Tech for Take Your Kid To Work Day!" He explained, thinking that they'd piece it together just like he did, but they didn't know what he was on about, too fearful and shaky to think properly so they looked at him to spell out, which made tears spring in the corners of his eyes as his blood ran cold.
"Henry, sweet girl, this is the day that I become indestructible! Don't you see?!"
"Yes! Sort of! No?!" Henry cried when the man seized their outer shoulders and squished them together with his super strength, not that they felt with their adrenaline running so high.
Henry, the poor kid, wasn't clued up enough or bright enough to make the link, but (y/n), the sweetest, brightest girl around, she knew. She knew all too well what it meant and why her wicked ex had zeroed on the day, her lips quivering as she struggled to say the words.
"That's why Drex came here! He's gonna stop me from going to work with my dad, so I don't get densitised!" Ray exclaimed, still clutching their arms tightly as (y/n) gulped with a dry mouth and Henry felt the cold, cruel truth hit him like he'd crashed into a brick wall. That man, that fucking psychopath, he...he was so brilliant, so malicious, it sucked the air out of the room and left them choking.
"So you don't become indestructible..."
"Which means no Captain Man," Ray stated grimly, acutely aware of how hard he was holding them so his hands softened, but his gaze remain stern and his body remained frozen. Everything was born on that day, his power, his career, his fame, his friendships, his entire life was decided the minute he was fried and without it, he, they, were nothing.
"No Kid Danger..." Henry too was floored. What would become of Swellview if Captain Man disappeared? All the criminals he locked, all the plans he foiled, all the people he saved, none of it would have happened and his childhood would become normal but a lot less bright. Just how much did Captain Man change the city? Just how much did he change Henry Hart?
"No Miss Danger... You never become Captain Man, we never meet and...we never fall in love." (y/n) whispered, a tear falling down her cheek at the thought of her life being rewritten and Ray faltered, feeling his own eyes water at the thought. Everything came down to the densitisation, their meeting, their friendship, their love, none of it would happen if Ray stayed as a normal kid and became a normal man.
He would have probably gone to college, done something average and found a...nice girl along the way and all the while, she'd follow after him, six years behind and more than likely encounter Drex waiting for her unsuspecting soul. She'd have no doofus to save her, no friends to comfort her and she'd probably go along with it because he'd be the one who'd been there and whispered false promises to her heart. A world with no Ray and (y/n), a world where it was Drex and (y/n), with Raymond Manchester scratched out of the picture - it didn't bear to think about.
"Drex would still be your boyfriend," Henry mumbled, not able to comprehend how their lives would vanish in an instant and the two that deserved to be together, the two that were so close to the big moment would be ripped apart and defencelessly left to go on without knowing that true happiness was just down the road.
"And I wouldn't have ever known you or seen you or loved you, but he would've. He'd be with you, hurting you and I wouldn't even care." Ray gulped, fighting back his tears as she jumped into his arms and whimpered, holding in the sobs at the thought of losing him and then not even knowing it. Was it worse to be ignorant of lost love or to be allowed to mourn it and feel its loss? She wanted a choice and Drex, in his true fashion, was taking that away from her.
"I don't want to forget you. I don't want to love him again, not when I love you." (y/n) sniffed, feeling his face bury into her hair and maybe the sensation of a couple of tears hitting her scalp, but she wasn't sure and she'd never ask. This was hard enough as it was, she didn't need to poke more holes in his heart, she could never bring herself to do it.
"We have to stop Drex. I'm not losing you, sweet girl. Not to him, not to anybody." Ray told her firmly, looking up into Henry's determined eyes and he could tell that he felt the same strength rising in him. These were their lives, the experiences, their friendships, the Man Cave was home to their family with Captain Man as their leader and if Drex thought he could take that away so easily, well, he had another thing coming. "Let's go! Let's go!"
Seizing her hand, Ray and (y/n) ran from the room as fast as their legs could carry them, Henry not far behind them. He knew where Glass Tech was, he knew that his father would be confused as hell and it would be painful to see him after years of resentment, but they had to do this.
He had the ring all ready to go, eleven years in the making, and he was damned if he was gonna lose that after what felt like a lifetime of waiting. There was one small problem though...
"Wait! Do you guys have any money on you? Our cards won't work." (y/n) skidded to a halt when she realised that any hopes they had of paying for a cab or getting the bus were dashed when she realised that in nineteen-eighty-nine, their bank accounts didn't exist, which meant no easy payments and no withdrawals. Shit. Seeing that she was right and that they were screwed again, they ran back down the hall, coming to a sudden stop as they reach Schwoz's dorm room and tentatively opened the door.
"We don't have a car."
"Or a bike." Henry and Ray told him sheepishly as the genius stood awkwardly, them having left him in quite a hurry. Well, duh, he figured that they hadn't brought something with them, although it would've been cool if they had a hover-car or teleportation device. Y'know, something cool and futuristic, something he might invent sometime in the future...
"Can you give us a ride?"
"We are still pretty hungry..." The boys went on, making (y/n) facepalm at how terrible they were at asking for help. They were coming across as rude and she could see that Schwoz's frown was deepening, so she decided to push the boat out a little bit and see if she could use her winning smile to sway the genius a bit. After all, it worked when they finally became friends, so she was hopeful and pushing her luck.
"If we could just borrow, like, twenty bucks." The woman told him nervously, rubbing her hands together until Schwoz shrugged slightly. Well, that was worth a shot, but they had to remember that this was a college dorm room, loans and crippling debt was permeated throughout the walls and the students were all broke, including Schwoz. Twenty bucks would be a stretch for him because he lived on cheap soda and ready-made microwave food, but then again, they were friends and colleagues in the future, so maybe he could find them something.
It wasn't like they were overflowing with brains, brawn yes, intelligence? no. They needed all the help they could get, they weren't going up against some two-bit villain, they were going up against Drex, and more importantly, he could see that they needed help when Henry asked the most important question of all, the one that had boggled philosophers and scientists alike, the query everyone wanted to be answered...
"Where is the beef?"
Yeah, he was so helping them.
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