#But you constantly insult me

[life-winners-liveblog]

pearl you should eat that apple i wanna test something

-void

Pearl: Are you going to give me another if I do?

[oceanwithouthermoon]

sorry im obsessed with the saiki brothers just being normal silly brothers while also being the most insane and abnormal pair of siblings of all time

"ha! this time, kusuo, i'll finally destroy- are you wearing my sweater?"

"... no."

"GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK? WHEN DID YOU EVEN TAKE IT-?"

-

"kusuo, can you dye my hair?"

"im not touching your greasy stem student hair."

-

"i left cheesecake in the fridge earlier, do you-"

"i ate it."

"i will end you."

[justaz]

soft!merthur obsessed with each other and being completely, glaringly obvious about it. walking close enough for their fingers to be constantly brushing, talking with their other hand and refusing to break the touch. standing next to each other in a group, slowly shifting closer and closer until they’re pressed up against each other. despite there being other people, whenever they speak the other just has to respond leading them to turn to one another and have their own back and forth, their heads tilting closer and closer until their noses are just inches apart. merlin pretending to find issues with arthur’s clothes to fix that aren’t actually there just to touch him but arthur’s not gonna comment on that bc it means he gets to feel merlin’s touch. gazing at each other across the room, across the training field, across camp, etc and just watching them exist with the softest gaze and a small, tender smile. when the other feels their gaze they look up at them first and meet their eyes unflinchingly. them staring at each other for a moment before they resume what they should be doing (albeit slightly flustered). arthur finding any excuse to keep merlin in his chambers just a little while longer when he should be retiring for bed

[moeblob]

for my fake mmo plot here take my beloved two grown men and their online daughter who doesnt have tact (they try to teach her how to be nice online and unfortunately it's not going super well)

Mister Delta - a mage in game who really enjoys PvP and is a high ranker. He's a teacher irl and his last name is Change so he made a stupid chemistry joke for a username.

Lord Kappa - wanted to be King Kappa but it was taken so he's just vibing with a different honorific. Is a chef irl. Has a very big crush on Delta.

Little Lambda - the actual teenager (like baby teen, 13/14 or something) who doesn't really have friends in school. Mostly interacts with her dad irl who calls her "little lamb" and when she realized it was taken online, she googled "words that start with lamb" and went with lambda with no further research. Has zero online etiquette but she's working on it..... kinda.

(her apology was "I'm sorry that you're gay and didn't want people to know" and so Kappa was like "great thank you for this apology." and now he's like WELP my crush knows I'm gay now but we're online so it's fine and nothing will come from this and it's fine)

[starrysharks]

i wonder if white people specifically white progressives realise that black people are only ever seen as their skin color first and foremost

[jewishcissiekj]

thinking about Quinobi again for no reason... the type to write each other the most romantic love letters from across the galaxy. to speak fondly of each other to anyone willing to listen. to share the most heartfelt conversations every single time they meet. ew. I hate them.

[melrosing]

anyway in an absolutely wild turn of events I think I’m free of my hideous job and like. substantially richer for it??? lmao 2023 you really owed me

[bpdohwhatajoy]

My fave is when people try to insult me and be like “you’re fucked up” as if I don’t constantly self proclaim my insanity and fuck-up-edness

[secretlythatsme]

i really love dc x dp tbh but i hate how so many fics end up making the batfam dumb as shit. and i don't mean in a "loveable goof" kind of way but in a genuine "these people don't have the skills or intelligence to be heroes" kind of way. which is just antithetical to their entire thing

sometimes it's because the writer just genuinely doesn't know anything about the batfam or what they've been through so they come across as idiots. and other times it's because the writer is writing op ghost king danny or just generally op danny and they genuinely think he could outsmart or beat them. more often than not, it's a combination of the two.

it's just so sad. like not only is it disrespectul to the batfam, essentially getting rid of all the skills and experience they have just to prop up danny, but it also makes things a lot more boring imo. don't get me wrong, i don't mind the occasional "main character is super op" kind of story, but it's boring when like 70% of fics are like that and there's no real challenge or obstacle for him. part of why the show danny phantom was so fun was that it was exciting and chair gripping to see danny have to deal with his new ghost powers, figuring out how to deal with ghost attacks or vlad, and dealing with school and his parents on top of that.

but often, dc x dp fics just,, get rid of any challenge for him. sure batman is a skilled detective but danny will always be able to trick him! sure cass has been trained since birth to read people's body language but this random ghost teen knows how to conceal and control everything!! yeah damian has also been trained since birth to fight and kill but this random guy from the midwest who just started fighting in his teens is so much better!!! like, alright. it's fun every now and then but it sucks when so much of the dc x dp content is just people acting like the batfam are the worst vigilantes/detectives in the world.

and honestly i still feel this way even with the ghost king danny fics because how? he's never had to deal with people obsessively reading his body language or reading between the lines. he's had to deal with hiding stuff sure but his parents aren't the most observant people - their whole deal was being neglectful. even as a ghost king, why would he know how to outsmart, take advantage of, or beat the batfam in any capacity when he would still mostly deal with ghosts. it's a completely different skill set here - one that he likely wouldn't be prepared for. it'd be fine if they at least attempted to explain why danny would have those skills (like league danny aus) but most of them don't.

and i'm not saying danny couldn't do it at all, especially if it's a ghost king au, but i'm just tired of seeing the batfam constantly downplayed in these fics Just to make danny look better, smarter, stronger, etc. ik most people in the fandom are just danny fans but it really shows with how they treat, characterize, and shit on the dc characters just to prop danny up. it also serves to occasionally make danny look like an asshole when he intentionally messes with them and basically commits psychological torture for a goof.

[eyes-above--the-waves]

I would never actually advise him to do this because I ultimately think it would be a bad idea, but sometimes I just desperately want Mitch to go rogue in his media availability and forget all his training and say exactly what he's thinking, because you can hear glimpses of it sometimes - especially after losses when he's talking about how outside noise affects you when you're already feeling down - and I just want him to tell off all the reporters who twist his words and all the fans who make up shitty narratives about him and say that they're a huge part of the problem.

He won't do it, and he probably shouldn't do it...but boy, it would be satisfying to hear it.

[wild-at-mind]

I feel like tags like these were inevitable on the post about people traumatising themselves for the greater good or w/e... There is SO much emphasis on posting on tumblr and other social media being so important and so useful and we must never stop. But I would like to counterargue with the idea that posting on social media (especially tumblr) constantly does very little/nothing. If that was true then the point here becomes meaningless.

[boag]

My mom and her bf got into an argument earlier bc he was being ignorant as fuck and I called him dumb and left the room but he was still pissed off about it and I heard him yell “she called me Mr Magoo!” and my mom was like “babe I was the one who called you Mr Magoo first” and he said “well didn’t she send you that meme of Patrick and say it was me?” and I fucking snorted 💀 Context:

[name-doggo]

Man. At this point, I really just gotta log into my Tumblr account on Desktop since whenever I go on the Fazbear Frights Hashtag there, I just see that one person complaining...

[bumblingbabooshka]

That's his wife.

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

Bless your soul

Apparently ive lost my og progress at some point in hollow knight, which means the game i have access to is only 36 hours and hadnt even succeeded at first colluseum (u remember being frustrated because it was easy the first time) (i also dread doing nightmare grimm again because i evidently only have grimm child at one flame ;-;)

Did it with quick focus deep focus grubsong and got it easy peasy first try :D

Now to see if i want to attempt the second with that plus spore shroom in the 15 mins ive got before i need today leave…

Everyone hates deep focus but I recognize how beautiful she is <3

Seriously though with quick focus it's only .1 slower than regular healing. Every guide I've seen recommends using charms that boost damage but that's. That's not really helpful if I can't survive long enough to make use of them

Also apparently if you use grubberfly's elegy with grubsong/deep focus it provides infinite healing so. You could try to get that if you want to do White Palace?

[beetlehorn]

if you struggle with saying im sorry a lot when you don’t need to i recommend turning those into thank yous. not “im sorry for talking too much” but “thank you for listening to me”. externally, you won’t be putting people in the position of “forgiving” or comforting you and you get to let someone know you appreciate them. internally, you’re turning a feeling of debt into one of gratitude, instead of reinternalizing “i don’t deserve this” w every sorry. and maybe you won’t always know when you’re apologizing and you don’t need to, or you won’t catch yourself right away, or some days you’ll go back to the sorry spirals. but it will get easier and better and brighter