#CATCH HIM?!

[theultimatewritingsimp88]

(you know what... Let's see how far it goes... LET START THIS EARLY!!! SHOW ME TRUE CHAOS😈)

(i will keep track of who adds to the poll don't forget to reblog

🎾💞RYOMA HOSHI X EVERYONE💞🎾

Ryoma walked down the sidewalk... It was early morning. The only company he had was the rising sun, and his cat (the cat's name is what ever you like). Maybe it was the fresh dew of the grass or the misty air, but he found comfort and solace in mornings like these...

Meanwhile...

Callista (@theultimatewritingsimp88 ): we all came here for one reason... It's not only valentine's day but we all share something in common. I think it's time for us all to unite unison power and give him the affection he deserves. Don't hold back... And if you lose target of him... Let the next 3-4 know. Spread the word if possible. Remember... Don't let him out of your sight...

*stands up from the table holding bolt cutters...*

I'm going in...

Time passes as ryoma suddenly feels chill in the warm air. Everything is silent. Absolutely nothing... Caramello (my name for the kitty) runs as he is only left with the wind...

Ryoma: something's... Off...

His senses are on high alert... Only met with the quietness... And the soft wind...

Suddenly...

He barely dodged the ultimate jeweler... The one who is determined to free him from his ankle chain.

Callista: dammit... I missed...

Ryoma: Cal! What The Hell- *notices the bolt cutters in her hand and the hearts in her eyes...*

Callista: *takes one step with determination in her eyes*

Ryoma: stop-

But his words fall on deaf ears... Callista charged and but misses as ryoma dodged out of the way and she lands butt first, giving time for the ultimate tennis pro to run...

Callista: *get walkie-talkie and see him bolting away*

@imaproudhoshisimp

@thecryptidwizard

@jolliestlolli

@ellameloetta

You guys are up... I've lost sight of him!

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

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Ngl, I had so much fun drawing this today :'D I was stuck in town, but I brought my sketchbook with me and spent all day drawing this stream of consciousness style. It felt good to draw all willy nilly, and let things look Bad for once. Where the goal isn't to make everything look perfect. And this is so so so dumb, I was grinning like an idiot half the time. Twas a long, manic, coffee fueled drawing session.

Normally I don't pay tumblr polls much mind, but there's something so hilarious about this. I like to imagine these guys are all together. Everyone's a nervous, sweaty wreck. It's a horrible, fucked up mpreg contest and NO ONE wants to be there.

Remember guys. Don't forget to vote. It would be a shame if someone voted for Ford, and made his life harder... a real shame...

[reineydraws]

they're gonna be the coolest customers at marya's toys and trinkets and other drivel to distract you from life's tragedies: a toy store.

marya shirt closeup:

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

PnF Spirit Week 1: May 26th - Parental Units

Heinz and Charlene may have their share of troubles as a divorced couple, but no one can deny that they are good parents to Vanessa. A little bit overprotective at times, but what can one do, when their precious only child had entered puberty a bit too early for their comfort.

[doodledrawsthings]

@mindboogling and i have been brainrotting over the unnamed Solace family members for like two days straight, the implications make me severely ill please take them Boog designed the sibs, i designed the mama. they dont have names idk what they should be...

[hanchouu]

specific era of tma where jon is surrounded by women who hate him

[zevampirex]

The three of them give me so much camping vibe, and my head canon is to imagine Gimli and Aragorn trying to explain games to Legolas, but he is the worst at it.

[sparemoon]

real or not real 1

[starrynightsxo]

saw someone say "plutarch heavensbee they could never make me form a solid opinion on you" and I felt that.

[buttercups-revenge]

The (un-fucking-hinged) conversation that Snow had with Haymitch REALLY puts Peeta’s hijacking (SPECIFICALLY against Katniss) into perspective. Snow could have hijacked him to hate the rebellion, or district 12 or even himself. But no, that old loser just HAD to finally prove to one of those district 12 boys that their girl didn’t really love them, JUST like his didn’t really love him. Was it a smart move to potentially have Peeta attack Katniss on sight? Yes. But more importantly, it allowed Snow to control Peeta in a way that let him live out his own fantasies about being unloved and having power over his girl.

[lotus-pear]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[the-meme-monarch]

(shaking haggard bags under my eyes bald and covered in blood) so that new chapters. how are we feeling

[runawaymarbles]

If they do catch the guy, it's going to be impossible to impanel a jury, because the prosecution is going to have to ask everyone if they've ever had a claim rejected by an insurance company for a bullshit reason

[princessdave]

I think it would be really funny if Shen Yuan was a successful author in his first life. Like a high brow, award winning, people dissect his work in lit classes, successful writer. People think he’s reclusive and brooding in a J.D. Salinger way (he’s not, he’s just an antisocial nerd) and his books are super emotional and reflect on the human condition (an accident, SY genuinely does not realize when things are tragic, nor when they’re super homoerotic). He becomes Shang Qinghua’s literary hero, and yeah he wants to be able to write like him one day, but bad smut is what pays the bills regardless of what Peerless Cucumber has to say. So once they’ve both transmigrated, they’re arguing about his writing and SQH is like “Well if it’s so easy to write a book, why don’t you do it?!” and SY is like “I have, it’s not that hard.” (think Elle Woods talking about getting into Harvard energy) and SQH is all sarcastic “Let me guess, you were Shen Yuan in your past life? Pfft” and SY is just like “yeah, actually”. And SQH just blue screens because he cannot accept that this emotionally constipated doofus who’s read every chapter of his shitty smut book is the same guy who wrote a book that made him cry so hard he couldn’t breathe. He just turns around and walks away and then walks off the edge of Bai Zhan Peak like this.

[mrroxs-workshop]

Some slight cartoon violence to cheer the day 🫶

[chloesimaginationthings]

William Afton winning that “idgaf” award in FNAF