Triton: MORTAL. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Percy Jackson: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds, and an entire delivery system made by Hermes for you to get it since you can't go on land with your tail.
Triton: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME-
Percy Jackson, sighing: What do you want?
Triton: Chicken nuggets please.
Tyson, popping in: Can I have some too please?
Percy Jackson:
Percy Jackson: Fine. Only because Tyson asked too.
Tyson: Yay!!
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Chicken Nuggets and Fries
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I shared my chicken nuggets with Anya Taylor Joy and she framed me for FUCKING murder.
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SPACE CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW CANON IN STAR WARS!
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