#Chinese Superman

[chernobog13]

Some of the bad guys Infra-Man has to battle to save the world: Fire Dragon, Spider Monster, Plant Monster, Mutant Drill, Long-Haired Monster, and the Iron Armor Monsters.

[jesncin]

Care to share your thoughts on your take on Lana Lang?

YES! I'D LOVE TO!

Clark and Lana were awkward childhood sweet hearts. By the time they reached their teens they were both feeling out of place in their bodies. Clark was at odds with his maturing Kryptonian self and Lana just wasn't feeling right about how she presented herself. They dated in high school and Clark eventually opened up to her about his powers (leaving out the ones he subconsciously suppressed). At some point they realize that they're not in the right place in their lives to love each other yet and they break up before Clark moves to Metropolis.

Skip ahead and Superman's come out as an alien to Metropolis. Things go great for Clark for a while- but having to deal with Lois not returning his feelings as she's falling for Superman starts making him feel lonely and lost. Suddenly a familiar face returns to his life! Lana Lang is now a sought after technical set designer, and she's looking to bring her talents to newer ventures like Jimmy Olsen's web show. Turns out that time apart did let the two grow up after all, Clark has come to terms with his alien self and Lana's a full on butch.

Lana helps cover for Clark as he leaves work and friend hangouts to be Superman since she knows his secret. Clark's feelings for her start to stir again as she's someone he can be his full self to (at least, he thinks so). Is this yet another love triangle? What's Clark gotten himself into?!?

[nazrigar]

Hero With a Thousand Faces

Hey y’all! Remember that post with the Tyannosaurus and its Pop Culture legacy? And how I did it with two more prehistoric creatures (and Sid)? Welp... here’s the latest version, and by far, the biggest of ‘em all.

The motif here is actually simple, from the drawings of a Paleolithic couple (the man’s a Neanderthal, and the lady’s a regular ol’ Homo Sapiens), they, without realizing it, inspired literal thousands upon thousands of years of storytelling, and of the many, MANY concepts of the “hero” figure throughout all of human history.

Guess which ones are which!

Previously:

Triceratops

Pteranodon

Tyrannosaurus

Sid and the Giant Sloths

[kent-farm]

—Supermen Sharing Chinese Takeout with Their Favourite Ace Reporters, Lois and Clark, "Pilot", Smallville, "Kent", and Supergirl, "City of Lost Children"

[smww4ever]

Monday’s are Chinese Food Day. Superman and Wonder Woman have a lunch break in the Watchtower.

ℐ𝓃𝓅𝒾𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒸ℴ𝓂ℯ𝓈 𝒻𝓇ℴ𝓂 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎．ℳℴ𝓃𝒹𝒶𝓎’𝓈 𝓁𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽／𝒹𝒾𝓃𝓃ℯ𝓇 𝒾𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝒾𝓃ℯ𝓈ℯ 🥡🥢😜

Bonus:

Gotta love Ai. 😂

Superman eating with 2 sets of chopsticks.

Looks like Chinese, Thai (shrimp in blankets) and a burger.

[zal-cryptid]

DC characters - Super-Man

[feebisart]

HELP PLS

I HAVE DRAWN A PICTURE OF SUPERMAN TO BEG SOMEONE FOR MY SHITPOST MIXED TOGETHER:

So basically I am begging Tumblr. I don’t have the skills to mix audio but here’s my idea:

So I was listening to this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctG0Uv3YdUQ

and this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j-6PcuWiZI

ON REPEAT.  THEY SOUND SIMILAR. PLEASE. SOMEONE. ANYONE. MIX IT.

IT’S SO STUPID. I LOVE IT. OK. 

JUST IMAGINE. SUPERMAN. ALL INTIMIDATING BUT BAM CAT.

Perfect ;-;

TUMBLR WON’T LET ME UPLOAD MY AUDIO BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET PERMISSION SO PLEASE.

message me if you want to hear it

references: 

[chernobog13]

The 12-inch Infra-Man action figure.

Some day this guy will stand on my shelf. In the meantime, I will just look at the pictures.

[covertblizzard]

funniest little things i've seen in a while

[iron-sides]

ok obviously this isnt haly's circus because its a flashback to clarks childhood so theres no way dick wouldve been born yet however between the acrobat family and the colors it definitely FEELS like a flying graysons reference? anyway i have no choice but to conclude that any time a circus comes up in dc comics its all just halys circus. theres only one circus in the whole dcu pop haly killed pt barnum to prevent him from becoming competition or smth idk

[graphicpolicy]

Around the Tubes

Some comic news and reviews from around the web to start the day #comics #comicbooks

It’s a new week and while today is a holiday here at GP HQ, we’re not slowing down. Expect a packed day of news, reviews, and more! Let’s kick it off with new and reviews from around the web you might have missed. The Beat – More on Image, sales charts, and the future of comics – Thoughts? Does anyone but insiders care? Reviews The Beat – I Escaped a Chinese Internment CampComic Bastards –…

[kent-farm]

Now you're just bringing Chinese food so you don't get in trouble?

—Kara Danvers, Supergirl, "City of Lost Children"

[eileennatural]

you're crying? Over a comic book? yes well maybe superman fighting the kkk got to me. maybe the backstory behind that particularly comic miniseries got to me. superman you will always be famous

[supercap2319]

"You got me in a lot of trouble today." Y/N's voice was in wind as he stood on top of the Daily Planet. The spinning golden globe was shining with the lights from the night. A few feet away from Y/N, a man in a red cape and tight blue spandex suit hover in the air with a kind smile and eyebrows raised.

"And how did I do that?"

"That interview I did with you the other day? My boss loved it."

"I fail to see the bad. Isn't that a good thing?"

"Not when you step on Lois Lane's toes and take her spot in the Superman writing stories." Y/N said.

Superman's smile faltered. "Oh. I can see why you would think that's bad. But I'm sure Ms. Lane will be a mature person about this. After all, she has to give credit where credit is due."

Y/N snorts. "You've obviously never worked with her before. She's as we say in the bullpen.... 'the bitch on heels.'"

"I'm sure Ms. Lane isn't as bad as you think, Y/N."

"Oh, no? Sorry, Man of Steel, but outside of saving Lois, you don't know how she acts. Just the other day, she yelled at some poor sap because he ate the last bearclaw."

"I assume that was you?" Superman asked.

"Yes, but it wasn't my fault. I skipped breakfast that morning, and I needed something to eat."

"Why did you skip breakfast? It's the most important meal of the day." Superman grins.

Y/N rolled his eyes at Superman's spokesman's voice. "I was up late writing a story for my boss, and I overslept."

"You shouldn't push yourself too hard. It's not good."

"Says the guy who pushed a meteor from earth with his bare hands just last month."

"Believe me, Y/N. Even I have limits. We all do, but if you really are stressed out about this new opportunity. Maybe you should talk to someone in the workplace?" Superman suggested.

"I could ask Mr. Kent. He's always so helpful and full of good advice."

"That sounds like a great idea." Supeman smiled. "But if you'll excuse me, I must be getting home. It's left over Chinese food night."

"Well, i wouldn't want to keep you. Goodbye, Metropolis Marvel." Y/N teased.

Superman chuckled at his teasing. "Goodnight, Mr. L/N." He flew off into the night sky.

[iguana-eyanna]

Too Late

Pairing: Clark Kent x plus size witch reader

Summary: All you ever wanted was for Clark to be happy, even if it wasn't you

requested by @salenorona23

You were typing furiously by your monitor, eyes glued on the screen. 

You mutter under your breath, cursing your boss, Perry.

“You okay there?”

You look up and see Clark walking up to you in your seat.

“No, Perry didn’t like my pitch. I had to start from scratch.” You said in frustration. 

"Don't worry, he does that to me 4 times a week." He said.

"Don't you pitch four stories a week?" You ask.

"Exactly." He replied, making you both laugh.

"Smallville, we need to head for lunch before I start tearing off heads." Lois Lane said as she was scrimmaging her bag, not bothering to say hello to you.

"You wanna join us? We could all split the bill at that chinese restaurant downtown." He asks.

"I brought some food in the break room. And I know not to get in the way with your pork dumplings. Have fun with Lois." You said, returning to your screen.

He smiles at you and runs after Lois. He stops in his track as he looks back at you, wondering how you knew his order if you two never really hung out before?

He shakes his head and caught up to Lois as they made their way to the restaurant.

A few minutes passed, and you got up from your desk and headed to the break room. Now that you were alone, you locked the door and pulled out a small mirror that fit inside of your tote back and muttered a short phrase.

"Show me him."

The mirror swirled with a purple light and transformed your reflection into the present, where you saw Clark laughing at what Lois said. They looked like they were having a time of their mundane lives.

You hated it, but you can't look away. The way he looked at her... it was the same way he looked at you.

But he doesn't remember.

It happened about a few months ago. There was an accident at a LexCorp building as it begun to collapse down. Clark was running late from a date to save everyone that night, but right when he was about to fly out, his powers gave out. The room radiated with blue kryptonite, a rock that took away his powers and made him an ordinary man. He tried to escape, but too much debris knocked him down and made him unconscious.

You were waiting for him at the restaurant where you'd meet up. Yes, there were occasions that Clark would come late... but you knew in your gut something was wrong as you didn't see Clark in sight, so you used your powers to transport to where he was.

No good ever happened when people knew your secret as you reformed from an evil Covet, except to Clark.

He accepted you without hesitation and loved every part of you that you hated. And you helped he realized he wasn't alone. Your emotions took you to where he was, and you panicked as you saw him on the ground, unconscious. You made a force field around you as you transported out with a spell. You were far away to God knows where and you tried to wake him up.

"Please..." You begged him to just open his eyes.

He did in fact opened those beautiful blue piercing eyes that had hints of green in them.

But they were in confusion as he saw you.

"What's going on? What just happened?" He asks as he shuffles up, trying to get away from you.

"You were struck by some debris, I transported us out in time-"

"If a building collapsed, it's not safe for you to be here, ma'am."

That's when you choked on the air you were breathing as you heard what he just said.

He forgot who you were.

He gets up in alert, as they were more to do to help the civilians during the catastrophe.

"Let me fly you out to safety and-"

"No, it's alright. My home's not too far from here and, I didn't get hurt." You said.

Superman looked unsure if he should leave you, but others needed his help.

"Please take care." He says before he flies away, leaving you.

Your chest tightens as you fall on your knees, trying to hold back a sob so he doesn't hear you cry.

So many things could be done to regain his memory. You could show him all these pictures and cheesy letters you wrote to each other. You could tell him that you know of his home planet. You could use your powers!

But you couldn't.

If a witch used their powers on a mortal's mind, it could dissolve all of their memories in just a single second. The damage would be unfixable. You can't imagine the pain Clark would go through if you did that to him, or either show him a reality that he may not with you.

So... you decided to erase your entire relationship. Clark and you were never open about your relationship to anyone. You were a very private person and Clark respected your wishes (He called his mom though and briefly told her that he thinks he found the one.)

Using his spare key at his apartment, you went inside and just took away everything that was associated to you.

The pictures in the frames, the coffee mug you bought him for his birthday, you took everything away.

It was painful for you, but it had to be done.

You were unsure how'd he react if he saw you at work, but he just assumed that you were just a writer at the Daily Planet that he hadn't met yet.

"Hi, I don't think we met. I'm Clark Kent." He said, offering you his hand to shake.

As you see his features, it was like you were staring back at another person. None of his shared memories he had appeared to him, and he didn't expect that you saw him as Superman that night.

You had to bite your tongue momentarily and smile, returning the same friendly nature.

"It's nice to meet you."

You thought you two would be closer and maybe you can form more memories with him. But you saw how he looked at Lois. She was fearless, driven, and the best journalist there was on your floor.

Was she a bit blunt? Yeah, but she was like that to everyone, so no one took offense as she was also really understanding. You couldn't be upset with her, not when she made Clark happy. It killed you every night, as you slept in your bed alone, wishing he was there to hold you. But you'd be selfish, stripping away a new life he made for himself.

So you stayed at an arm's length. But you made sure that he was ok... or rather you kept on checking on him to see if he remembered.

The days past on, and one problem was after another. Lex Luthor was desperate to get his hands on kryptonian technology and Clark wouldn't stand for it. So when Luther revived General Zod and created Doomsday, it was the hardest fight Clark had to face.

You saw the explosions from afar and saw the red caped hero trying defeat him, but it was no use. Even with Batman and the Amazonian Warrior, it was hard to keep him at bay.

They needed help, or else this would be a losing battle.

You transported nearby, waiting for the opportunity to attack. And that's when you saw it, the green kryptonite spear that they tried to kill Doomsday with.

The Amazonian Warrior tried to restrain it with her lasso and batman blew a kryptonian grenade at the beast.

And that's when you saw Clark, who looked almost beaten as Lois was trying to let him stay away. You knew what he was going to do... Clark was a selfless man. He flew away to protect Lois picking up the spear and headed towards Doomsday.

But suddenly, a power restrained him from going any farther. He tried to resist the force that was on him, but then he heard a voice.

"Stop, don't fight it."

He turns his head and saw you running towards him with a worried gaze.

Clark was confused at your presence.

"You shouldn't be here! You gotta get out of-"

"Clark." You stopped him as a tear rolled down your face.

You stepped forward, placing a hand on his cheek. Why did it feel so familiar to him?

"I lost you once, I'm not going to lose you again."

You took the staff away from his grasp and you levitated away from him as he tried to break from your spell. He thinks on your words, saying that you lost him. He winces as a spur of a memory flashes in his mind.

Clark looks up in fear.

"No, NO! STOP HER!" He yelled out to Bruce and Diana but it was no use.

You neared the ferocious beast with the lightning surrounding you both. You took your shot and traveled the spear through its chest using the strength you had.

It yells in pain and tries to get a hold of you, but you created different versions of yourself to confuse doomsday. But it became smarter and swatted its arms till it caught the real you. Doomsday then pierced you in your abdomen.

You were in unbelievable pain, but you had one more chance. You raised your hands to the spear, using one last spell to reach to the inner core of doomsday. Then suddenly, a burst of light goes up in the air, knocking you backwards away from the beast.

As you lost your focus, Clark was now free from your enchantment and flew over to you, holding you upward.

"Hey, hey, c'mon." he whispers to you as he tried to stop the bleeding.

"Did I- I stop it?" You stuttered.

He nods, trying to smile to stay strong as he could hear your heartbeat beating slower.

"Yes. You did it. You're going to be okay. I'll fly you up to the nearest hospital, they'll patch you up good as new."

"I think... we both know that's not possible." You fluttered your eyes, about to lose consciousness.

"No no no, stay with me. I - I... I remember now. I remembered every Sunday afternoon when we watch those bad rom coms and I hold you close to me. I remembered when we always bought each other flowers for no apparent reason. I remembered that I... I wanted to marry you."

You smiled back, giving a heartful chuckle before you began to cough. Clark held you a bit tighter in his chest.

"I would have loved to be yours again." You whispered.

"You were always mine... Imma fool to forget you." He said, tears pricking his eyes.

"I... forgive you, Clark. I just wanted you to be... happier." You closed your eyes again, but they never opened.

"Baby? Baby wake up." He tried placing his hand softly on your cheek but it was cold. He tried listening to a heartbeat but there was silence.

Clark broke into a blood curdling scream. He pleads to anyone to bring you back, to just open your eyes so he could see them once more.

And those around him saw the strongest man in the world break down as he lost someone who loved him.

Now, he was too late.