#Christian baby

[pigeonmauler]

Valteil found Nosramus’ address.

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[nothingf-i-s-h-yhere]

Atheists, imagine you see a Christian baby at the same skate park you are at and the Christian baby does a super cool skateboard trick that you attempted but then failed. Would you convert to Christianity?

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

Atheists imagine you're immortal but you're constantly being chased by the Christian baby from the hypotheticals. Like it won't kill you if you touch it but if you do touch it you become a Christian baby too. Would you shoot the Christian baby

[thecatspasta]

Christian baby horror podcast edition

Atheists, imagine youre a teenager who works for someone with a christian baby. One day the christian baby finds a giant man eating spider. Do you leave the christian baby to the spider or do you save the christian baby and see the light of god?

Atheists, imagine you raise a christian baby and one day you have to give her a bath. She suddenly tells you she won't come up to the surface for air until you accept jesus christ as the one and only god. what would you do?

Credit to @spilledshots for the 2nd one

[kitkatkk2]

thank you google i will be sure to be sensitive to the christian baby that keeps getting himself killed

[duerede]

What I would do, is explain to the baby that reciting a certain phrase would not make me a Christian, as if 'I accept JC as...' is some sort of spell like acracadabra that could bring a change in me or the universe. And then we'd both get splattered on the ground.

[stackofsnakes]

I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

[kittybugz]

atheists: would you unbaptize a christian baby for a thousand dollars?

[christianbabydaily]

[luc1d4]

original drawing by CoffeeTheFox_ on twt

yeahg

[amarshmallownamedo]

Is the christian baby in the room with us right now?

[museumoftinyhens]

So because comments and reblogs r disabled for some reason, here’s my thoughts:

um. Just open it for the baby. Just open it anyway. It’s a baby what’s he gonna do? Kick me??

[very-uncorrect]

This remains one of my favourite images ever

[invulnerable-vaguewomen]

For sale. Christian baby parachute. Never opened