#Cursed things

[themgfujoshi]

My take on the bang bang meme since i cant animate haahaahahaha

[myexmosafespace]

TUMBLR NO WTF IS THIS

[little-ferret-studios]

S H O R S E

gift for a friend

[cursed-spectre]

My MD AU stuff: Digital Makeup Tablet

Description

It consists of 4 items. The tablet, a pen, a cable, and a page of memory sticks that can be slotted in and out. Each memory stick corresponds to the various visor colors a drone can have.

There's a few buttons on the tablet.

Reset all changes: Wipes all changes made to a visor, bringing it back to factory standard.

Change to eraser: Changes the pen to erase rather than draw. Pressing the button again changes it back.

Comit changes: Keeps the changes made with the tablet on the drone's visor. After disconnecting it, the visor will still reflect the changes made.

Usage

The drone connects themselves to the tablet using the cable included with it and inserts the corresponding memory stick for their visor's colour.

They can then use the tablet to isolate certain elements such as eyes. When using the pen to draw on the tablet, it will be reflected on the drone's visor in real time.

Because it selects parts of the visor such as eyes and not the visor as a whole, things like as drawn eyelashes or wings will stay as part of the drone's eyelights when moving, blinking, etc.

When finished, the drone can use the tablet to commit the changes, which will keep any additions made on the drone.

Inspirations:

While there wasn't a lot in V's nest, there were some personal items, namely a pair of glasses, a digital makeup set, her prom dress, and a knife sharpener. Because of course, it was V.

From chapter 9 of @dronebiscuitbat's Oil Is Thicker Than Blood

And this fanart I found ages ago

@wolfesona since you seemed to want these.

[bearinarockingchair]

[hydaelyns-bitch]

guys

dark urge zenos

[beyondmetaphysics]

First act as universal despot would be the elimination of migraines

[huewrite]

We are almost at the end of the contest, folks.

No matter what this story will continue. The main question is WHEN.

If I make it to the next round, def not anything before December. Finial round? Whenever Tapas says (cause contract maybe, baby!). If I don't make it to the next round, then about Thanksgiving time.

Honestly I feel like the quote above. It's time to lower my guard, and be crazy. Which feels like just another day of writing.

If you are able to, please like and view any episodes you haven't viewed yet.

And wish me luck.

[superbeans89]

[eluviannaa]

Cursed frame

[mollywog]

Most cursed thing I own: my uterus

Oof!I feel ya!

Most cursed thing you own?

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[beebfreeb]

[leafyeyes417]

Delivery

Danny really didn’t like the bowing and formality of being the Ghost King. Yes he had a lot of power but as long as you were decent he didn’t feel the need to exercise it. So Danny decided to disguise himself. His choice, a messenger.

He used to have only two forms, his human side and ghost side. Now he has four. A Royal form and his messenger form. His normal ghost form could now could be considered his comfy form, which he uses when he’s just hanging as friends.

Anyway what started the whole messenger thing was when he found out there was an entire room full of paperwork just relating to one guy. Like good for him in his Soul Evasion but not for the poor Ghost King. So he decided to return to sender.

Once in disguise (Thank you minor shapeshifting), he used a portal to get to the guys vicinity. Which happened to be in the middle of a Justice League meeting. Great. Okay Danny you got the bored look down, just do your supposed job.

“I’m looking for a…” he checks a clipboard he pulled out of nowhere. “John Constantine.”

He hears a curse to his left and glances over. Yep that’s the guy. Someone asks, “Why are you looking for him?”

Danny smiles blandly. “I need to deliver a package. It is quite large though so I will need a…” He glances at the clipboard again. “12 by 24 by 30 foot room to place it in.”

Constantine blinks confused. “But I didn’t order anything? Especially not from one of your kind.”

Danny nodded. “Yes this is a late return order I’m afraid. We finally got through some of the back log.”

Perturbed Constantine agreed and Danny was led to a place in the Watchtower after getting a signature for confirmation of delivery. Checking that the measurements were correct, Danny opened the portal and with a whomp the piles of paperwork landed in the room. Impressively none of the towers of paper toppled over, only swaying a little.

The heroes that had followed out of curiosity gaped. Constantine sputtered out a, “What the ‘ell is all this?!”

Danny gave a toothy smile. “This? This is all paperwork tied to you. The Ghost King decided that if you wanted to create so much paperwork then you can be the one to fill it out.” Ripping open another portal Danny waved and said his goodbyes. “Well my job is done. Bye!”

Once back in his keep he couldn’t keep himself from breaking out into laughter. It was so worth it to play messenger boy for that.

Later (not really a connected scene but had to share):

Danny floated into one of the Demon Princes receiving rooms. Constantine had gone through some of the paperwork and he needed to deliver the finished copies. Turns out being a messenger gave him a lot of wiggle room in going to new locations.

As Ghost King he would need to ask permission, get a bunch of gifts, etc etc. Messengers just needed a ‘hey I’m neutral and temporarily entering your territory’ and as long as Danny stayed out of restricted areas he had basically free rein.

Upon getting the sigil of confirmation from the Demon Prince he handed him the papers. The Demon frowned as he started reading and then snarled. “What is this?! That human’s soul was mine so why do I suddenly not have full claim?”

Danny shrugged. “I’m just the messenger but at a guess, the guy took advantage of the fact the bureaucracy was back logged and got some more deals. Heard the Ghost King is having him work through his own paperwork as punishment for making so much.”

Snarling and grumbling, the Demon shooed him away. He smirked. It was fun to see everyone react upon receiving bad news.

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.