#DOOMED WOMEN NOOOO…..

[doomordestiny]

ohhh the argument between jay and lizzie in 101….ohhhh…..”i also fucking loved her” ohhhhhh ohhh my god ohhh fuck

[filthypen]

Kaede SCP thingy! Part 3/3 (All the pics are credit of the awesome @cowedeakamatsu)

Adendum-3 Entity #: SCP-6969 Entity Class: Apollyon SAFE~ Special Contaiment Procedures: SCP-6969 is too far away for any of the Foundation's weapons or anyway to communicate with SCP-6969, as well as the lack of proper personel of the Foundation. Searching for a way to retrieve Dr. Saihara from her THERE IS NOOOO NEED TO CONTAIN ME, JUST LET MY SHUICHI COME TO ME AND BE FILLED WITH BLISS~ Description: SCP-6969 is a cosmic eldrich being made out of pure space matter, her size is of at least [REDACTED] light years, her breast and hip size are yet to be calculated. Her tongue has been reported to be able to almost reach the border of the border of the observable universe AND THAT'S NOT EVEN MY BIGGEST DEARS~ Her anomaly properties contain the manipulation of reality and the release of a unknown pheromone. She has used her bending reality abilities to make sex and orgies completely normal and desireable, as well as making women around the world look more mature and curvaceus, and the men looking more femenine, but with inhuman genetalia WHY YOU GUYS SAY IT LIKE IS BAD, IS JUST MY LOOOOOOVEEEEE SPREADING~ And the pheromones are expelled by all living organism in the planet, plants incluided, these pheromones have the objective to infect anyone to be affected by the reality changes, this has made 90% of the Foundation staff be converted by her. Is estimated that only 100.000 persons in the planet are not affected, but the numbers are slowly rising down YESH YESH! LET THESE PUNY HUMANS KNOW THE TRUE LOVE! THE KAEDE LOVE ME AND MY SHUBOY WILL SPREAD!~ Notes from Dr. Harukawa: T-THAT TRAITOR! DR. OUMA HAS BETRAYED HUMANITY AND TOLD THAT ENTITY WHERE SHUICHI WAS, WE ARE... DOOMED... I... AM... RUINED...~

[yuri-of-the-valley]

I spent so much time on this last night so I'm gonna share it here too. Without further ado here are my

☆~TOP YURI RECS~☆

Yuriota ni Yuri wa Gohatto Desu!? - Yuri is Forbidden for Yuri Otaku?! : Himejoshi Warrior goes to all girl school to take in that sweet sweet yuri, befriends gyaru as defensive measure to keep her from interacting with the other schoolgirls. Hilarity ensues and honestly touching! It's cuuuute. Finished!

The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady - MagiRevo : isekai girl born as princess with no magic, invents it instead! A Good isekai. Anime, currently in its 2nd season manga.

Gakeppuchi Reijou wa Kurokishi-sama o Horesasetai! - I Want to Make Black-Knight Fall In Love With Me! : pretty new but I'm obsessed. Noble marries herself off to vicious knight..... ohh noooo she's a big strong lady ah well *sonic meme whoa she's bi i didn't know that!*

Maitsuki, Niwatsuki, Ooyatsuki - Monthly in the Garden with My Landlord : kinda slice of life, romance with landlord who is actually a former idol.... ohohoho

Alcohol and Ogre-girls : Ogres/Oni are real, and can only drink alcohol given to them by a human. The tension over being an Oni's "bartender" is palpable and makes me unwell (honorary)

Sayonara/Goodbye My Rose Garden - Japanese maid and English(i think, i forgor) Noblewoman doomed romance..... Finished.

*cough cough nsfw under read more*

The Villainess and the Woman Who Would Do Anything for the Sake of Love : "Woman isekai'd in high society setting obsessed with villainess" genre. Short and sweet but very intense.

Okiku-san wa Ichatsukitai - Miss Okiku Wants to Possess : look ok this one is a little trash but I'm obsessed. Exorcist with perfection issues gets saddled with powerful horny ghost women.

Asumi-chan is Interested in Lesbian Brothels! : look she has to go to lesbian brothels to find her childhood friend there's NO other way to do it. There's so much just straight up sex. One of my top recs. You've been warned.

[mylittleredgirl]

finally, m*a*s*h update!

season four disc two! ("quo vadis, captain chandler" to "dear ma")

there is a LOT going on in the frank and margaret department

i kind of tipped my hand here when i posted about my new obsession, but even if you are not circling the drain on this doomed ship... the Unresolved Breakup Tension is fuckin WILD in this disc

she literally punches him in the face!!! how was that not a breakup!

but then he buys her something or does something to charm or impress her, and it works! then he blows it again!! rinse and repeat!!!! i am 👀🍿

sam and diane from cheers are still theeee platonic ideal of slap-slap-kiss but these clowns definitely walked so they could run

i literally jumped off the couch when his wife found out, aaaaa it's so juicy

I'M SORRY i realize this doesn't speak well of me as a person, but those long close-ups on her face as she voluntarily eavesdrops on him dismissing their relationship (twice!!) and her heart gets fully crushed??? i could eat popcorn to this all day.

this is the kind of dysfunctional relationship that my artist friends would choose in our youth so that we could Suffer and Make Art, so i really hope margaret is writing terrible poetry about it

anyway, we're peroxide-roots deep into GIRL WHY??!??

and then bj very gently explains to radar that well, see, frank and margaret both kinda suck and we're in the middle of nowhere, so they're all they've got

and i had to spend three or four days staring at the ceiling about it, because YEAH. it's not just that they're each other's only rank-appropriate source of star-spangled orgasms

(and they both care far more about military hierarchy than they do about marital fidelity)

but they are so consistently unkind to everyone around them that they have no other choice for any human connection full stop.

i'm not even talking about their ongoing bullying war with hawkeye and trapper or bj, because that's dirty pool on both sides, but i could count on one hand the number of times either of them have interacted with a subordinate nurse or enlisted man without threatening them. like they literally would not have anyone else to talk to.

but the reveal that she still wants to MARRY HIM? oh god. ohhhh honey. noooo.

that fake proposal prank was so genuinely mean. mostly because they ruined her hot date! 👏 let 👏 margaret 👏 fuck 👏 random 👏 dudes 👏

"isn't general barker the one who wanted you to spank him?" lmaoooo

OKAY i swear i can talk about other things:

hawkeye continues to just NOT pull without trapper here. the nurses are fully dismissing or ignoring his efforts, and honestly is he even trying that hard?? have we seen him get even one date?

i've been trying to come up with an "intricate rituals" joke about hawkeye and trapper but where the rituals are... girls. you get me.

i re-watched the pilot and the desk ep (for frank/margaret reasons DON'T JUDGE ME), and hawkeye and trapper LITERALLY end the pilot handcuffed together, and in the next episode talk about sharing a nurse. how am i supposed to take this???

speaking of nurses, you know that little 🙄 you have to ignore in 2024 whenever the women on m*a*s*h get called honey and sweetheart and baby on the job (though tbh i worked on a construction site and an ad sales office in the 2010's and got the same treatment -- but in the modern day it's done ironically babe)

BUT when potter calls margaret "good girl" after he gets shot??? total opposite feeling. i literally had to pause and take a moment. he's her dad now.

also when he tucks radar in???? everyone's dad actually

in loving memory of radar's other dad though, two important points:

how proud would henry have been of drunk & disorderly radar??

and henry's "i've always wondered if i might be radar's dad" bit is genuinely 900% funnier now that we know radar's mom looks EXACTLY like him.

i don't think i have ever circled back to talk about klinger, who became so so so awesome

it's so funny that in klinger's very first appearance and 30 times since then, he has been told straight up that wearing women's clothes will never work to get him out of the army. there's no explanation for his commitment to this particular form of passive resistance except that he genuinely loves it

the swamp rats built a still and klinger got a sewing machine and learned a craft. he's so good at it!! his looks are 🔥

i feel uncomfortable when i see him in fatigues tbh. it happened a few times in this disc and i would like it to Stop actually

also precious baby father mulcahey... Protect Him.

i LOVE that everyone showed up for his church service when the grand poobah chaplain was in town. they love each other!!! (also the life magazine jeep shoot!!!)

"quo vadis, captain chandler" was really good. i'm still over colonel flagg's whole deal but i now understand why everyone loves sidney freedman, and the guest actor they had playing not-jesus was incredible

bj continues to be the best little brother hawkeye could have asked for

also he maybe invented cpr?

i didn't say much about him here but I LOVE HIM and also his off-screen wife

forward and onward!!!

[wndaswife]

genuine question and i don’t want to come off as rude, but wdym with all your post about wanda and the new deadpool movie? idk how to phrase this next sentence without sounding rude (english is not my first language), but what is your ‘problem’ with the new movie and the fact that wanda is (kind of) in it?

omg this sounds so rude but i genuinely am curious!!

noooo it doesn’t sound rude

tbh it’s just me being petty and annoyed actually, it’s cuz i see all the time how marvel bros just hate any project these days with women or gay people, but suddenly it’s two men telling sex jokes and a gay dude whose sexuality is a joke and they love it

also with rdj being casted as doctor doom like hello????? the very SIGHT of a woman has thousands of ppl saying marvel has an agenda, it’s woke it’s politics it’s fan service it’s not comic accurate it’s flopping etc etc…

but yes let’s cast a huge character with an actor just for the marvel fanboys and make a movie with a cocky man whose arrogance and cockiness is just like she-hulk who was hated for everything men love about iron man and deadpool

it just makes me mad and i don’t even wanna enjoy or be in a theatre full of people loving a movie they would hate if it were a movie with a woman as the lead instead… like i just feel way too annoyed and hateful to even enjoy media FOR men when men literally hate anything with a woman as the main character

idk i guess it’s just my own personal values and stuff… it just makes me so mad really

but i heard it’s actually kind of big for the mcu so i guess i’ll have to watch… but im not cracking a SINGLE laugh or smile. and i will HATE 🙅🏼‍♀️ everyone in that theatre 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️ (joke)

[slashingdisneypasta]

Thank you for writing marvelous stories even for villains little known or long forgotten. Ive seen so much beautiful love all around this blog 🫶🏻

My question is, any Disney or Pixar villain you REALLY don't like at all? Not even to write for them? 👀

💕🩷💕 noooo, you're welcome 🩷💕🩷 thank you so much 💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷

And oh, interesting question 🤔

Also hard. I've said this before, but I don't want anyone to ever think they can't come here and talk to me about their favourites! Just cuz I'm not personally into that villain?? Noooo. I can still understand you liking them and support you!!

And also- I kinda pride myself on being able to enjoy certain aspects of every villain! ^^; so even if overall they aren't my favourite, I can still have fun writing them/watching them/talking about them!

But... *sigh* there are of course some that I find much harder to enjoy then others 😅 They're f e w, especially in Disney and Pixar, but they exist and they're under the cut ): XD Haha 😅

Maleficent 2014-2019 (why. make her. sympathetic?? Why take her greenness?? I can respect her as a completely different character and au to 1959 but even then, I don't care about her. )

Jafar 2019 (they made him young??? They made him traditionally handsome??? They ruined his voice?? He's not a creeper anymore??? 😰😣 uh uh no this does not spark joy anymore- )

Cruella 2021 (Same issues as Mal. Let my nasty women be nasty, please.)

The Red Queen 2010-2016. (In fact I don't really care about the Red Queen/Queen of Hearts in general. The animated one is cute!! But I still don't really feel anything for her 😅)

I haven't even attempted to watch the new Lion King or Little Mermaid, and I don't see myself doing so, so those versions of Scar and Ursula go here too 😅

Assistant Mayor Bellweather (I just don't care.)

Evelyn Devour (I have this irrational feeling that she was trying to come onto Mrs Incredible and make her cheat on Mr Incredible the whole time and it upsets me 🤣😭🤣 I can't get past it XD I know, I'm a child.)

Al McWhiggin (He's just... gross?- )

There are also other villains who are just plainly not my type- but for some reason or another I can still write for. For example, Dr Facilier does nothing for me but he is a fun villain- so I can still have a good time writing for him! Or both the Sheriff of Nottingham and Judge Frollo- these gentlemen also stir nothing in me, but they are n a s t y and I can use their characters to fulfil my desire to write certain plots I really wanna try out XD Like corrupt judge/man of religion stuff and corrupt law enforcement/wolfman stuff (; Haha XD In this category we also have Maleficent 59, Judge Doom, King Candy, Strombolli, Goob, etc.

[coolfire333]

Actually one more rant about a Specific Unnamed Fandom: starting to think some of you guys are a little bit sexist tbh (obviously not aimed at my mutuals or blogs I follow, just something I've seen in passing)

I know there's like triple the amount of male characters than there are women but I feel like I'm actually in the trenches fighting for (female character) some days and the worst part is said character is like literally integral to the plot. Like guys does anyone else want to talk about her. I love the men too but Please.

I also am super attached to minor female background character #3 so I understand the struggle of having to enjoy measly slivers of content of your fave but my god does anyone else appreciate the main women of this franchise. Or any female characters in the story at all. It is so dark in here.

ALSO the double standards when it comes to ships...!! It's all like "ooo enemies to lovers so good the toxic yaoi hits hard" (which ok that's true and valid) but I swear I feel like I'm going to get drawn and quartered by the masses for admitting I like a doomed yuri ship. Like be serious you guys, if these two characters were men this would be one of the most popular pairings in the series, I swear to god you'd be all over it like flies.

I think the reason people really don't like it is that they see it (and any questionably healthy/unhealthy ship involving a woman) as inherently victimizing of that woman and then they rush to be like "oh no it's bad just trust me I am a Feminist". Like if a man can make stupid romance decisions because Evil Enemy Man Is Hot and that's somehow ok then literally what is the difference??

Also also it is so funny to me because I look at an adjacent fandom and one of the most popular ships there is ALSO doomed/toxic enemies-to-lovers yuri, which really tells me that a lot of people's discomfort with my ship might come from a place of "oh noooo we must protect this pure sweet woman from Ms. Evil uwu" instead of a general "eh I don't like this ship", which imo is incredibly sexist and glosses over so much in order to put my fave girl on a little perfect pedestal. Like you guys she's kind and sweet to other characters but she's also kinda evil too if you think about it, literally nobody here is without evil!

If I had to wager a guess too, the fandom I'm speaking about from experience is mostly male while the fandom that likes (toxic yuri ship) has a larger female audience (and also more women characters in general) so uhhh...idk it's kinda telling to me...

Also shoutout to the people making really good genderswaps of the male characters because from what I've seen that also comes from a place of genuine female appreciation. Like ok make them weird women yeah!! I like that :)

Maybe I'm just talking around in circles but idk I swear the double standards are real. Let me post about doomed yuri without fear. Look at me when I talk about female characters in the fandom. It's ok to ship a m/f ship or even, god forbid, a f/f ship. Take my hand. Expand your mind to female characters more. It's good for you.

[nellbookmarks]

amazing. brilliant. incredible. showstopping. spectacular. never the same!!!

People were still talking on social media and in the media. There were Twitter accounts dedicated specifically to freeing you from the oppression you were experiencing. Hundreds of women, psychologists, lawyers, actresses, writers, journalists, models, and influencers give their opinions on the subject, commiserating with you: a poor girl only 23 years old who had suffered grooming from her father's best friend.

i know twitter and reddit go crazy over this😭

You were now the mother of a little one-year-old girl and stepmother to a fourteen-year-old boy.

that's crazy

…all the world talked about was the two of you, your unconventional relationship as some media outlets like ATN called it to soften the facts.

noooo was it tom who came up with this???

Someone had even thrown a shoe at him. It had been humiliating and the worst part was that it wasn't even the first president it had happened to. "He was a fucking second."

had the gif in my camera roll i just had to add it lmao

You belonged to him, the baby inside you belonged to him, and your life was his because he and you were connected by something stronger.

By life and also by death.

oh kaninchen we're really in it now

Whenever you were alone with him, in the Oval office, when the whole world was waiting outside, he would watch you out of the corner of his eye with his glasses on as he signed and read documents, he liked to keep you close.

should NOT be my first thought but he would look hot in reading glasses

Yet every so often there would be someone talking about you on social media, and you would sneak a peek at everything these women were saying.

oh no

In your mind, although there were similar patterns in your relationship with Jeryd, everything was different.

girl you remind him of your dead mother!!!!

The truth that would always haunt you. That you would drag with you into the grave.

"I killed my father."

EXCUSE ME????

actually no you know what. queen behavior i hated that man.

Jeryd also realized you were there, he looked at you with his bloodshot gray eyes and whispered your name fearfully.

He didn't want to lose you; you were afraid of him, and you were trembling.

"I can explain."

(joe goldberg voice) there is not a line in this world i wouldn't cross for you !!!

You straddled him and kept going. You stabbed so deep, you splattered everything with blood by the time your father tried to stop you had plunged the sharp letter opener into his neck and was choking on his own blood.

go off girl!!! get his ass!!!

"I... I didn't mean to...I didn't..." you said to Jeryd crying inconsolably.

"Honey, don't worry, everything will be all right, love. I'll take care of you." He hugged you tighter and you clung to him.

i think prinzessin absorbed the evil energy from this scene i can't explain it but she was so doomed from the start

By the time you finished writing your confession, Jeryd had already arrived in the room, he snatched the sheet from you and read it quickly.

"Give me that!" you shouted at him wiggling awkwardly across your huge belly.

damn jeryd just let her finish!!!!

He sighed and moved closer to you, wrapped his arms around you, cradled your face in his hands, and kissed your forehead. You felt his lips part lightly from your skin to whisper.

"My sweet little Kaninchen, do you think I would ever let you leave my side? I will always take care of you, you will always be safe with me, you just must trust me, do you trust me?" he pinned you with that gray gaze, that little fox smile.

He didn't scare you anymore. He was all you had and all you loved.

jaw on the floor. amazing work as always!!

Kaninchen

Jeryd Mencken x f!reader

JM Masterlist | Read on Ao3

SUMMARY: You gave him your body, and your life, and in the end, you had also given him your soul and your innocence.

WARNING(S): (+18) graphic description of violence, death/murder, grooming, child abuse mention, eventual smut, guilt, and depression.

NOTES: The final chapter is here! Thank you so much for everything to everyone who followed this fic, I appreciate it so much.🖤

Young and Beautiful

Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful? Will you still love me when I got nothing but my aching soul? I know you will, I know you will, I know that you will

After everything that had happened and after a year, you realized that you were a bit off. Completely disconnected, smiling for the cameras, trying to be a model mother to the world, attending thousands of events in your position as First Lady.

People were still talking on social media and in the media. There were Twitter accounts dedicated specifically to freeing you from the oppression you were experiencing. Hundreds of women, psychologists, lawyers, actresses, writers, journalists, models, and influencers give their opinions on the subject, commiserating with you: a poor girl only 23 years old who had suffered grooming from her father's best friend.

The fucking president of the United States of America had married his almost niece thirty years younger, and not only that, but he had also impregnated her.

You were now the mother of a little one-year-old girl and stepmother to a fourteen-year-old boy.

It had all happened so fast, the opposition and much of the American people wanted Jeryd Mencken to resign, and all the world talked about was the two of you, your unconventional relationship as some media outlets like ATN called it to soften the facts.

But then there was the other media, attacking and smearing, digging up all the dirt on the president and Jeryd had a mountain of questionable decisions.

Starting because his first wife had been his student ten years his junior during his college teaching years, followed by his tortuous marriage in which even the psychiatrist of the late Mrs. Margaret Mencken came out to testify to the media accusing him of being a narcissistic manipulator, painting him as a psychopath who had brought about the unfortunate and mysterious death of his wife.

Jeryd had many enemies and the first year of his presidential term was so difficult and wearing that it was normal for him to be angry with you, to look at you as if you were the worst decision he could have made in his life, his fucking undoing.

"I didn't ask you to do any of this for me." You claimed to him once when he came out of a press conference where he had been attacked.

Someone had even thrown a shoe at him. It had been humiliating and the worst part was that it wasn't even the first president it had happened to. "He was a fucking second."

They had called him every name possible, depraved, predator, pedophile, child molester.

He smiled at you, he was red with anger, sweating, and snorting.

"Get the hell out of here, all of you." He snarled.

His political advisors, his make-up artists and hairstylists, his escorts, all his suckers didn't move from their places.

"What the fuck didn't you hear, all of you get the fuck out of here!"

People slowly left the place and you were left alone with him.

You were five months pregnant so he used to fuck you from behind, he approached you from behind and put his chin on your shoulder, you felt his breath on your neck and his hands on your belly.

You belonged to him, the baby inside you belonged to him, and your life was his because he and you were connected by something stronger.

By life and also by death.

"You didn't ask me, but I did it as well as you did it for me." He kissed your neck and you closed your eyes as he slid his hands between your thighs, under your skirt, making his way with his long slender fingers. "I will reward you for a lifetime for choosing me."

He rewarded you every day, every night, every second you were his.

You gave him your body, your life and in the end you had also given him your soul and your innocence.

Whenever you were alone with him, in the Oval office, when the whole world was waiting outside, he would watch you out of the corner of his eye with his glasses on as he signed and read documents, he liked to keep you close. Watching you to know you wouldn't run away, that you wouldn't rat him out.

But how would you do something like that? If you did it too, you were there too and you let it happen, because you wanted it to happen. You wanted to get rid of your father and he had taken that burden off you too, he had cut it off for you.

Little by little you noticed that he was terrified, but you two survived the first year, there were only three more years to go, and he was convinced that thanks to his campaign strategy he would be relegated.

It was difficult to present the story of the two of you as one of love, but surprisingly there was a sector of the population of ATN's regular supporters who believed it, and that was enough for Jeryd.

Sure enough, after six months, people forgot about it, they moved on to the next big scandal in turn: videos of a former president, a tycoon, and a prince of the British royal family with underage girls.

President Jeryd Mencken was not involved in any of these events, nor did his name appear on the so-called "list" that linked so many people to human trafficking and an international pedophile ring.

So, of all the evils, Jeryd Mencken was the lesser evil since no one else in his family had taken positions in politics and his family was only known for having money in a small town in the southern states.

Yet every so often there would be someone talking about you on social media, and you would sneak a peek at everything these women were saying.

Some women would give similar testimonials on social media:

"I met my ex at 11, he was a friend of my father. At 15, in love, he promised to leave everything for me. I ran away at 18, 20 years of abuse. Now, at 40, mother of three, I lost. He left me for a 21-year-old. I guess he doesn't love me now that I'm not young and beautiful. He distorted my reality for a long time. #FindMeAgain."

"I met my ex at 16, my literature professor at 30. He made me feel special, we exchanged letters. At 18, I split from my family to live with him. We got married when I was 22, we were happy, had two daughters. But at 30, he cheated on me with a girl of 18. Now, alone, trying to find me. Hard to realize I was a victim, that he raised me in his image. #PersonalReconstruction."

Each experience was worse than the last, all had the same patterns. They all spoke of manipulation, grooming, deception, and abuse.

In your mind, although there were similar patterns in your relationship with Jeryd, everything was different.

Still, one day when you were 8 months pregnant you were about to give birth and you felt so overwhelmed by everything, you decided to write a confession on a piece of paper that you would later burn in the fireplace.

With only one truth.

The truth that would always haunt you. That you would drag with you into the grave.

"I killed my father."

Your hand shook, tears fell on the sheet of paper and ran the fresh ink, but you couldn't stop yourself. You needed to tell someone. You needed to get it out of your system somehow.

You remembered it like it was yesterday and you knew that when you closed your eyes you would always remember it all, that you could never get rid of it.

After Jeryd fucked you in church in the presence of the Virgin Mary and the saints and angels, you let him take you with him, it all seemed like a dream to you, you leaned against his shoulder as he hugged you and stroked your tousled hair with your long fingers, twisting the locks in his fingers.

"It's going to be all right, my little Kaninchen, I will make you so happy."

And you believed him, you fell fast asleep and when you woke up you were in a bed with the smell of his sandalwood perfume permeating the sheets and pillows.

It was dark and you were startled to hear your father's voice.

Jeryd was not there, you walked guided by the screams, there was no secret service agent in the corridors and the voice came from a study, when you opened the French door, you discovered your father and Jeryd fighting.

They were on the floor, your father was underneath Jeryd, he had his long strong fingers around your father's neck and was squeezing very hard.

You saw your father's face, his eyes watering, his cheeks red, a vein popping out of his forehead.

He had begun to kick for air, he was squeezing Jeryd's wrists hard trying to lighten the grip of the one who had been his best friend for so many years, the one who had been his shadow, his dog.

The one he had taken everything from just because he could.

Your father had taken everything from Jeryd and Jeryd had taken everything from your father. Both had taken everything from each other.

There was nothing left.

There was only you left, and Jeryd would not let your father take you away from him too.

Your father realized you were in the room and looked at you whispering, "Help me."

Jeryd also realized you were there, he looked at you with his bloodshot gray eyes and whispered your name fearfully.

He didn't want to lose you; you were afraid of him, and you were trembling.

"I can explain."

 He was distracted for a moment, which was enough for your father to push him hard to the side, freeing himself.

Jeryd hit his head against the wooden desk and blood quickly gushed from his forehead.

You ran to his side, almost instinctively seeing him hurt. You knelt and tried to put his head on your legs.

"Are you okay?" you asked tearfully as you listened as your father caught his breath behind the two of you.

Jeryd wiped the blood off with the sleeve of his white shirt and tried to rejoin you.

"Yeah...I'm fine." He wiped your tears with his thumb relieved that you weren't afraid of him after what you had witnessed.

"You two...you sick fucks...you two...you owe me everything you have." Growled your father between coughs, standing up rather dizzily.

Jeryd and you looked at your father, he was still red but in anger.

"You little bitch you're coming with me!" your father walked over to you and grabbed your arm making you stand up, Jeryd grabbed your hand, stopping him from taking you.

"Stop Dad! You're hurting me!" Your father dragged you with him, Jeryd was still quite dizzy on the ground.

"You belong to me; you are fucking bitch! You're one of my biggest investments, you ungrateful bitch!"  Your father made you stand up and slapped your face.

Your cheek burned, shame and anger mingled, and without thinking you visualized the silver letter opener lying on Jeryd's desk, picked it up, and buried it in his chest.

It was like stabbing the air, it seemed so simple, but it wasn't real.

The look of disbelief on your father's face, he didn't believe what you just did either, so you pulled out the letter opener and took another stab again, this time it made him collapse, he couldn't stop you. You knew he could do it, but you guessed he was still in shock.

His stupid, little, weak daughter was stabbing him.

You straddled him and kept going. You stabbed so deep, you splattered everything with blood by the time your father tried to stop you had plunged the sharp letter opener into his neck and was choking on his own blood.

Jeryd stopped you, grabbed you by the waist and carried you, snatched the letter opener from you, and threw it on the floor next to your father and a pool of blood that was slowly spreading on the beige carpet.

You were in shock. Jeryd hugged you no matter that you stained him with your father's blood, and you began to whimper as you heard your father's choked gurgles.

"I... I didn't mean to...I didn't..." you said to Jeryd crying inconsolably.

"Honey, don't worry, everything will be all right, love. I'll take care of you." He hugged you tighter and you clung to him.

Jeryd smiled seeing his best friend, his worst enemy, his greatest misfortune lifeless on the ground, killed by you. His little Kaninchen.

He had cared for you and protected you all these years for this. Not necessarily for you to murder for him, but that was better. He had actually trained you to be loyal to him and always choose him.

So, it had been, you had chosen him, above everything and everyone.

You would always be his, you were stuck with him.

By the time you finished writing your confession, Jeryd had already arrived in the room, he snatched the sheet from you and read it quickly.

"Give me that!" you shouted at him wiggling awkwardly across your huge belly.

"Are you stupid, why the fuck did you write this?" he pointed to the sheet crumpling it in his hand and throwing it on the floor.

"I need to tell someone." You sobbed looking at the ground. "I can't handle this, please."

He looked at you the way he always looked at you when you were so sad, with benevolence, with tenderness, with a lot of love, and yes, some pity.

Jeryd knew you were his weakness and with your pregnant belly, he simply wanted to protect you, even from your stupidity.

He sighed and moved closer to you, wrapped his arms around you, cradled your face in his hands, and kissed your forehead. You felt his lips part lightly from your skin to whisper.

"My sweet little Kaninchen, do you think I would ever let you leave my side? I will always take care of you, you will always be safe with me, you just must trust me, do you trust me?" he pinned you with that gray gaze, that little fox smile.

He didn't scare you anymore. He was all you had and all you loved.

You didn't need anything else, you were no one else. You were just his. You knew he would love you even when you were no longer young and beautiful, that he would never trade you for anyone.

You nodded confidently.

"I trust you."

[godofsexdrugsandrocknroll]

Jaune’s Father: “Walk the walk Jaune and talking the talk will come natural”

Jaune: *Stunned by Pyrrha kissing him*

Pyrrha: *About to shove Jaune in the rocket locker*

Jaune: *Feels Pyrrha’s hands on his chest, misinterprets and shoves his tongue down Pyrrha’s throat*

Pyrrha: *Eyes open in shock* MMMMPPPHHH!!!!! *Flustered by her naughtiest dreams coming true*

Jaune: *Enjoying the kiss, grabs and squeezes Pyrrha’s asscheeks*

Pyrrha: *Squeals, tries to push Jaune off*

Jaune: *Thinking Pyrrha’s about to push him into the locker and run off to die, panics*

Pyrrha: *Pyrrha’s brain shuts down as Jaune’s thigh rubs against her core, loses the ability to stand upright*

Jaune: *Spins, pushes a dazed Pyrrha in the locker and sets it off*

Pyrrha: *Already three hundred feet from Jaune* W-what, no! No! NOOOO!!! *Incredibly angry* Gosh flipping darnit girl, you l-let him get you all riled up and now he’s going to get himself killed!

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Jaune: *In an elevator* This is officially the stupidest idea you’ve ever had! Even worse than the stuff with Cardin, worse than the Deathstalker, worse than the time you took the blame for Coral breaking the window and somehow, someway, worse than the time you let Saphron put you in a dress, do your makeup and practice kissing a ‘girl’!

Elevator: *Shakes ominously*

Jaune: *Pale* I mean you just had your first real kiss with a girl, you felt her ass up and holy gods does Pyrrha have a nice, tight, big one, you’re still hard as diamonds and instead of running from the school that literally had a hole burnt through it by some kind of fucking firebreathing Grimm abomination, you go in! *Elevator goes into freefall*

Elevator: *Jaune’s screams replace screeching metal, crashes*

Jaune: *Climbs out, unharmed but aura has shattered* There’s got to be a limit, Jaune! Sure I turned Pyrrha to putty in my hands but that should not translate into running headfirst into certain death! Stupid Dad and his stupid advice! *Is hit in the head by a cane* Fucking ow! What the shit!?

*Witnesses Ozpin firing a gout of emerald fire that clashes with two huge streams of fire from the hot Haven girls hands*

Jaune: Oh what the fuck. And here I thought walking the walk was gonna be cool. Stupid Pyrrha. *Ducks underneath a scintillating jade orb thrown by Ozpin which vaporizes the elevator leaving nothing behind, in a falsetto* ‘Oh I’ll just kiss him and he’ll be so surprised and then I’ll shove him in a locker and go do something that’ll probably get myself killed. Teehee!’ *Breathes out* Not that I’m doing any better. The hot but apparently crazy Haven chick can fucking fly and - is that a tornado, ohhhh I’m gonna die - and Ozpin’s...

*Sees Amber*

Jaune: Is going to go to prison because this is a sex dungeon. Okay, Okay, you’re cool. Sure it was unanimously decided Pyrrha was going into the singles portion of the tournament and you nearly broke your neck twice getting down here, but something tells me sad Pyrrha has something to do with this. *Pauses* Which makes me wanna punch Ozpin, but question the pedo headmaster after you help!

*Sees Ozpin get a glass spear through the left lung*

Jaune: *Quickly* Or not. Okay, she’s monologuing, that’s good. Sneak, sneak, sneak-sneak-sneak. Blah, blah, magic? Really lady? Add delusional on top of crazy. Just get in closer, give her a nice kick to the ass and Ozpin will use his weird green themed semblance to obliterate her. *Hears Pyrrha mentioned* Ignore the urge to kick the dying sicko in the nuts, just focus on hurting the crazy chick who was apparently gonna kill my sorta-kinda-maybe girlfriend. Just nice, slowly, easily, quietleee-- *trips over his shoelace* --EEEEEEYYYOOOOPPPP!!!

Cinder: *Coughs wetly, stares at the sword sticking through her chest* H-how...?

*Cinder falls on top of Ozpin, her body crushed between the Headmasters and the shellshocked Jaune’s*

Ozpin: *Confused and dying* Mr. Arc?

Jaune: *High pitched* IswearIonlymeanttokickherintheasssoyoucouldfinishhereoff!

Ozpin: *Coughs* I believe you. Unfortunately it was not to be. You pierced her straight through the heart.

Jaune: I didn’t mean to?

Ozpin: And in doing so you’ve saved miss Nikos from a terribly cruel fate.

Jaune: Oh. That’s good. I’m pretty sure that if she hadn’t tried to shove me in that stupid rocket locker there’s at least a 50% chance Pyrrha would’ve jumped my bones, Grimm invasion or not.

Ozpin: *Groans in dismay* Only to quite possibly doom yourself to one.

Jaune: *Suddenly at full attention* You say what now?

Ozpin: You’ve stabbed me as well. *Sees Jaune about to speak* You’ve stabbed my other lung, young man.

Jaune: I-I’m sorry?

Ozpin: Not yet you aren’t. Usually when I reincarnate it’s some unlucky, random bastard. But you’ve imprinted on me.

Jaune: What.

Ozpin: I’m an immortal wizard who, when he dies, his soul and consciousness along with all his memories are transferred into a new man’s preexisting body.

Jaune: *Panicking* I don’t want you in my head, headmaster! On the off chance you’re not just a nasty pedophile, I really don’t want you in my head! I don’t think you wanna be there either! *Ozpin doesn’t respond* Professor? *Still nothing* Headmaster! *Ozpin is dead, Jaune* Ozpin you old fuck, don’t you dare, I don’t wanna hear your voice when I’m deep dicking my hot redheaded partner!

Ozpin: *Body explodes into green motes of light which Jaune inhales*

Jaune: AAAHHH, I DON’T CONSET, I DON’T CONSENT!

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Pyrrha: *Bringing dat ass back, clapping his groin* Oh Jaune, oh gods yes I love it, I love your cock so-s-s-so much! *Twists and twirls her booty on his cock* Oh f-fuck, I’m gonna cum agaaaaaiiinn!!

Jaune: *Going hard, closing in*

Pyrrha: Oh yes, please, harder, I’m gonna cum all over that delicious Arc meat again and o-o-oh shit, fuck yes Jaune, fill your slutty Nikos bitch up with your hot jizz!

Ozpin: *Mentally* She’d be cumming harder if you did what I suggested.

Jaune: *Mentally, trying to focus on Pyrrha’s voice and the image of her* Shut up. This is me time you parasite and I don’t care how long you’ve lived, I don’t need advice from the guy who’s ex is out to end the world.

Ozpin: *Mentally* I’m just saying, miss Nikos is a natural born sub. Placing your foot on her head and giving her what I’m telling you she absolutely wants by degrading her, lambasting her the way she does herself and I guarantee you the rewards will be worth it. I know you’ve been eying her anus for quite some time now, give her what she wants--

Jaune: *Mentally, pushes in deeper which makes Pyrrha wail* I knew I couldn’t trust you to shut up! ‘Oh no, the time you spend with miss Nikos will be your own, I’m just an old soul here to help you fight my batshit crazy ex’ and now you’re trying to live vicariously through me! *Eyes widen as Pyrrha spreads her cheeks, lying facefirst on the bed and moaning*

Ozpin: *Mentally, smugly* Oh of course. You certainly don’t want advice from a man who has slept with literally thousands of women. She’s cumming, by the way.

Pyrrha: Ooooohhhh gods, yesyesyesyesyesyesyes I’m fucking cummiiiiiinnnngggg!!!!!!!!! Fuck, fuck, fuuuu~uuuck you’re so fucking gooooood!!!!!

Jaune: *Cumming his brains out*

Ozpin: *Mentally* Good to see you plan on following my advice next round, Jaune. If you feel like paying me back, you could always just tell Pyrrha that you’ve gone through my memories and developed a taste for hardcore, mistress of pain BDSM.

Jaune: *Mentally, lying on Pyrrha’s pronebone body, still inside as they both recover* This is all Dad’s fault. No amount of badass magic is worth this.

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I wanted one of these to have the advice backfire while still working and while I thought about it being an eventual Raven Jaune’s Father, I realized Pyrrha offered the best opportunity ever in the form of Ozpin, the unwanted and overly friendly brain ghost.

Hopefully any hardcore Arkos fans reading this don’t mind this one being the lewder, screwier one.

[plainvanillapotato]

the 100 diaries S1 E 9

quarantine diaries: may 25 2020

season 1 episode 9 “unity day”

is finn a pacifist now? where the hell did this come from?

the flags...they showed the flags of multiple nations implying that there other cultures on the ark and yet the only accent i hear is american. also “long ago” for the history retelling gave me avatar vibez

where is the sign language translator during jaha’s speech. are you telling that the deaf are wiped out. natural selection? hhmmm ok. while on the subject am i suppose to believe that all these people have 20/20 vision. i have not see one person with glasses. i demand representation. 

*****GASP*****  (i literally screamed) that explosion and you see the clip of the girl getting yeeted across the room. wtf is this show. and “we should have built a bigger bomb”-diana. we love a chaotic queen. #learning from her mistakes

bellamy biting that apple never made me want an apple more in my life (timestamp is 9:53) i wanna know how many shots it took to get that perfect apple bite because wow that was a perfect bite.

finn’s character is really dropping as a character for me. I WANT LONG HAIR FINN BACK. I WANT IRRESPONSIBLE FINN BACK. SHORT HAIR FINN IS NO FUN. 

conspiracy theory: this change in finn’s attitude is because of raven cutting his hair. cuz actually where did this optimism and hope come from all of a sudden? literally what happen to the irresponsible fun finn i used to know and love. this is like when deliah cut samson’s hair. this would be consistent with the shows religious undertones

huh what?! octavia is really pursuing a relationship with lincoln. i just gotta know do people in the fandom genuinely ship them??

FINN NOT ONLY WANTS TWO GIRLFRIENDS BUT HE REALLY BE OUT HERE ASKING FOR WORLD PEACE WITHIN TWO DAYS BITCH IS ASKING TOO MUCH**this is in reference to the talk between finn and lincoln about setting up a meeting with each groups leaders

This is Finn during this whole episode literally with the lyrics of “why can i not conquer love” ... “wanted to fight this war withou weapons”... “im still fighting for peace” you can’t lie to me. im right and I know it

does diana really think that she’s foolin anyone. kane and abby can see right thru your lies bitch

just when we thought we were going to see clarke finally let loose FINN is now MR. KILLJOY doesn’t he know that girls just wanna have fun! 

side note: my little brother is watching the show with me and he pointed out to me that majority of the main actors have butt chins and i can’t stop thinking about it... (and before anyone gets any ideas im not making fun of butt chins or these actors who are hella attractive its just ive never seen so many butt chins in one show)

ooo clarke trusts bellamy asking him to be her backup. ok i ship it

is jasper slidin in with raven rn “mr. i was great at chemistry” because honestly I SHIP IT! fuck finn

diane really be like “im the captain now” during this coup d’etat and taking the exodus ship

this bridge scene. octavia and licoln did that jump hug. did someone say the bachelor...

jasper is taking on wells’ simp title watching octavia and lincoln :|

raven’s face when finn grabbed clarke’s hand :|

if i was clarke i would be like nah yeah lets call this off it looks suspious and just walks away from the bridge

an ASIAN LEADING LADY!!! yes!! my prayers have been answered! somehow they heard my cries all the way back in 2014! she looks FIERCE too. aaah yes. we better see she more of her

i love how for both the spacers and the grounders the leaders are two women. femisim. 

when anya looked at clarkes hand and didn’t shake it!! lol we don’t shake hands cuz its corona season

oof the flares. clarke’s best response to anya talking about all their acts of war is “i see your point” lol she makes a great politician. what is this writing. 

also when anya said “they wouldn’t be the first to try” who else is out here trying to kill these grounders...

jasper noooo. why did you shoot. ugh. ugh. ugh.

that dude really said dunces and jumped on the exodus ship. same tho. every man for himself.

wow yes bring up colonialism fight the colonists!! fight the power!!... also before any of y’all get any ideas i don’t actually consider Clarke and the 100 to be colonizers bc they were literally kids sent to their doom and they be out here just trying to make things work. and they are not forcing their ways on these grounders not like they could. but most notably they didn’t bring down some random disease that wipes out the natives

are you kidding me so abby’s act a bravery was for nothing

“lincoln you’ve been hit”-octavia thank you captain obvious. the dude literally jumped into the arrow

that lauch ship did major damage... yeah i really don’t know how the ark is gonna recover from that

big yikes when the exodus ship crashed. 

[persephoneshellhounds]

Juliet met Romeo. Medea met Jason. Bonnie met Clyde. And guess what else these ladies met? Their motherfucking doom, that's what. I mean, how about we make that Juliet and Rosetta? Medea and Jane? Bonnie and Claudia? For all we know, these ladies can still be alive and kicking because of a mind-blowing orgasm had they been with women, but noooo, they just had to subscribe to the heteronormativity endorsed by the society. But then again, that's how romance is portrayed. Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. A love story is brewed and a usual cliché happy ending is found at the bottom of the bottle.

But what about for we Natalie(s) looking for our own Dallas(s)? What about the Elio(s) looking for their Oliver(s)? What about Jeffrey Dahmer? Look, I don't know what I'm talking about and maybe we can pretend that I have point but c'mon, the world is structured in such a way that it only caters the needs and desires of straight people and oppresses the queers when they walk, when they talk, when they try to express who they truly are — goddammit it even oppresses them when they breathe for fuck's sake.

Anyways, almost all of the songs, the movies, stories, paintings, OTPS, and #relationshipgoals are about heterosexual people, and somehow, at some point, these influence us to modify ourselves to fit in the bubble they made for us, and that's what we should not do -- what you should not do.

Don't reduce yourself to fit inside their heteronormative box designed to contain you. Don't let their rain wash you away from a life of technicolor and deposit you in the greyest waters. Don't cut off your wings just to stay on the ground when you're meant to soar to the ends of the rainbow. Don't pretend to like dicks if you don't; don't pretend to like cunts if you don't. Don't pretend to like any of those two if you don't. Don't surround yourself with those who give you the locks to your closet. Don't listen to them when they tell you that their wooden gods will condemn you. Why, rotting in hell is so much better if heaven is filled with bigots like them.

Some will say that they can love you as a sinner but your so-called sin is counted out. They will offer you support that is conditional. They will say "I will accept you as long as —" and call it love. Screw that, be unapologetic.

Some will say that they understand you and your experiences. Some will claim to sympathize, and at the same time, bank on your sexual orientation and gender identity. Case on point, Titibo-tibo. Dammit, those heterofucktards just had the audacity to represent something they hadn’t even experienced. They should stop saying that someone from the "right sex" will cure the homosexuality, screw it out of your system and make your “titibo-tibo” heart make tibok for a straight dude or whatever.

God, this is getting exhausting but I will say this: Don't let the society fuck you over and over. You choose who fucks you, okay? And if you don't want any fucking, turn off the lights and close the curtains. You're not obliged to get laid. You are here to live. You are not here to be a source of their entertainment or pleasure. You are a hurricane trapped in a human skin; don't reduce yourself to a passing breeze. You are not a fairytale princess meant for a prince. You are a human being — unique like a snowflake and I'm not sure if a million snowflakes can cause a blizzard but you know what I mean.

You see, love isn't always about holding hands with the quarterback. It's not always having leather jackets that smell like him draped on your shoulders. It's not always about meeting your own Charlie from the Midnight Sun (OMG guys, have you not seen Bella Thorne's bestfriend, Morgan?!)

Sometimes, it's waking up and wondering where your hair ends and hers begin. Sometimes, it's looking at the mirror and thinking you're pretty and she comes out of the shower in a towel and realizing she's prettier. Sometimes, it's Wendy falling asleep instead of going to Neverland and seeing Alice in her dreams. Sometimes, it’s being a guy and feeling safe while you’re cocooned in the arms of another guy. Sometimes, it’s looking at their eyes and realizing that you’ll want to wake up to those pair of eyes for the next 50 years, regardless of what the society says.

And life — life isn't always rainbows. But that's the reason why you're here. So be more unapologetic. Be your own source of love in a world that hates. Be the inspiration that will make our fellow queers accept themselves. And together, let's all outgay yourselves.

—  Fray Narte, The Queer Manifesto

Photo by: Chelle Tupas

[taken during the 3rd Iloilo Pride March, October 13, 2018]

[janiedean]

Why do you think the SW fandom is so knee-deep in SJ Calvinism? Because I understand wanting representation or being upset because a movie didn’t fulfill your expectations, but the “if you don’t ship X you’re racist” “if you don’t stan Y you’re bigoted” and the harassment over a disappointing movie is surprising just because of how pervasive it is. I was trying to find some St*rmpilot blogs to follow and the amount of hate is Yikes, especially the hate for Rose and the stans of a Certain Ship

eeeeeeh I think it’s because ep. 7 came out at the height of the... well, reaping the seeds the social justice calvinism had sown since 2014 so to speak? I mean, SW is hardly the one fandom where it happened (*cough* voltron and SU *cough*) but as SW is way broader in audience than those other shows that certainly didn’t help, but like, if you think on it, since 2013-ish (but I think before as well, I mean, I’ve been here since 2011 and already when I got here I felt like something was going very wrong when it came to politics-in-fandom-attitude), basically people on tumblr have progressively, when it came to fandoms:

pushed the idea that you have to over-analyze everything you consume through political lens;

pushed the idea that what you like and how you like it also has to be pushed through political lens and what you like says things about who you are as a person or your political leanings;

pushed the idea that if you care for something *problematic* just because you like it you’re excusing it;

pushed the idea that if you were problematic once you can’t ever not be problematic, you can’t change your mind and you can’t learn also because ‘it’s not my job to educate you’ so people either learn themselves or idek what but again, calvinism.

now obviously those politics are tumblr-politics which are also US centric like woah and are also high-school petty like woah, and since more or less then people have:

continuously other-ed lgbt people from *straight*/heterosexual people pushing a narrative where straight = bad and therefore putting it before anything automatically makes it a valid insult which added to the above means that if you ship het you’re already problematic regardless of whether you’re straight or not (and if you are.. lol);

pushed the performative feminism of Doom TM that says men and women should be equal but is like, an excuse to shit on men and on women who like men (see the rampant biphobia around and the whole ‘straight girls are so stupid if they’re into men they should try women’ discourse);

pushed the US terminology when it comes to the POC discourse, in the sense that everything works on the US-centered context where white people = white anglosaxon protestant, poc = everything else without realizing that in the rest of the world white does not equal wasp, that poc = black people only in most of europe (and no one who’s actually black or not white who lives in africa or asia and so on would describe themselves as poc because why the hell would you when your skin color/ethinicity is the norm where you live?), which also goes with the whole white passing debate which where I live would not exist but in that context is a mess because again, oscar i*saac is schroedinger’s poc (as in, he’s poc automatically for american standards because he’s latin-american but like he has the same skin tone as my mother and my mother in italy is white same as 90% of us, which means endless confusion) and assumed that all of us have to accept that terminology/context regardless of whether it’s valid in our countries;

kept on progressively putting minorities against each other in an endless loop of WHO HAS IT WORST/oppression olympics;

kept on progressively split hairs on issues that aren’t exactly, like, that important if there’s more urgent stuff to deal with because 90% of the activism here is performative;

made the 180° turn for which headcanons and shit are seen as, like, doing representation instead of, you know, supporting what rep is there never mind when people decide *one* ship is the right one and if another is canonized and it’s rep it gets thoroughly ignored;

pushed on a mindset for which if something isn’t perfect at the get-go then it’s canceled.

and so on.

like, all of that shit has been continuously not criticized because criticizing it especially if you don’t belong to a minority means that you’re out of line/discussing things that don’t concern you, but if you’re a minority and you criticize it then it’s suddenly YOU BETRAYED OUR CAUSE *INSERT SLUR HERE ABOUT PANDERING TO THE MAJORITY*, and the result exploded in toxic af fandoms, but like... if you look at the issues of the SW sequel trilogy fandom it’s all of that in a nutshell because:

k/ylo ren is automatically the worst because he’s white (horrible), a man (even worse), not canonically attractive (I didn’t touch on that topic bc I’m honestly not up for it mentally but lmao that counts too) and presumably heterosexual (or well, no one said he’s not but you know, since he’s a white dude on the bad side [supposedly] then we don’t give him the benefit of the doubt that he might be bi), so if you like ky/lo ren or relate to him you’re automatically problematic;

shipping re/ylo because automatically problematic because it’s a *straight* (evil) ship made of two white people (when there’s options to ship them both with people that aren’t white, so IT’S RACIST), they have an age gap (BAD BECAUSE POWER IMBALANCE) and it’s enemies to lovers, so it’s a context where people who don’t conceive redemption or that people can become better are basically crying problematic all the time, and the fact that people decided it’s *abusive* when it has like nothing that can equate it to a really abusive relationship says all;

ky/lux being the most popular slash ship immediately means that it’s the fault of the horrible straight (white) women fetishizing the (white) men on the dark side (when it’s most likely because for a while ky/lux was literally the only side of that fandom where people were chill/there wasn’t wank every other moment);

st/ormpilot has been declared The Right Ship because it’s two non-white men and it’s not straight which automatically turns into what I said before about hating other ships that would be rep anyway and feeds into the lowkey oppression olympics racism, because like if finn/rose becomes canon it’s still a mixed/biracial ship because he’s black and she’s asian....... except that it’s not the right ship for people who decided that finn has to be either with rey or poe (and guess what rey is white and poe is... schroedinger’s poc because oscar isaac in europe wouldn’t pass for *poc*), which to me has stank of lowkey racism since tlj came out because sorry but if ‘finn deserves better than rose’ or ‘finn should be with rey because if he doesn’t get rey then it’s unfair’ and the various other bullshit I read on the topic basically says that the white woman is *worthier* than the asian woman or that rose is a downgrade from rey which is fucking bullshit, rose isn’t even a bad character all the contrary. and that’s for the het side of it, but like then it’s not as good as stormpilot because it’s a straight ship (NOOOO THEY MADE FINN STRAIGHT/THEY’RE NOT MAKING THEM GAY THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT = stuff I legit saw on the tag) and ngl I’m 100% sure that the fact that daisy is Standard Attractive and kelly marie t/ran is lovely but doesn't conform to the usual beauty standard western-viewers apply on asian women did play a role in there, but: what did I say before? the slash ship is automatically better than the het ship never mind that they’re both biracial and rose is actually a rep (asian girls who don’t adhere to stereotypical body shapes - and like, the rep for all body types and shapes should be valid for all women, not just white) that isn’t exactly popular especially in mainstream cinema, so people should be happy.... but since rose is Not A Dude and Not Rey and Not The Right Kind Of Representation For That Crowd, automatically rose is a shit character and deserves to be viciously hated on. and this is a thing done by people who most likely then turn on the other side and talk shit about horrible straight women who hate the only female character for getting in the way of their slash ship without realizing that their rose hate is exactly that. and of course since sto/rmpilot is the two good guys, if you ship that then you also have to hate re/ylo because how can you, a person who ships The Good Ship On The Light Side, support such a problematic enemies to lovers thing? yeah, right, hahaha.

this also tbqh also pairs up with how on tumblr people only recognize mental health issues/abuse victims when the narrative suits them - like, being a bad victim automatically means you lose sympathy and mental health issues are only valid if you aren’t ***privileged*** otherwise why would you have them, which shows transparently in how a lot of people absolutely deny that ky/lo ren is a) an abuse victim, b) obviously mentally ill however it is that he deals with it, but no, he has to be The Most Horrible In Existence Because Otherwise We Should Have Empathy For A Bad Guy Who Also Might Get Redeemed And Redemption Is Not Happening Ever Because Bad People Don’t Deserve it.

like, all of the issues sw sequel trilogy has when it comes to the fandom are direct consequences of the nonsensical social justice calvinism climate on tumblr dot com that no one took care to put a stop to since 2013 and of its ridiculous oppression olympics and pitting people against each other and that was my take. cheers.

(ps: I also ship sto/rmpilot like woah and it’s my otp but there’s a reason why I unfollowed most SP blogs I followed and why I don’t go into the tag anymore - I’m not here for the anti-rose racism dressed up as performative wokeness, I’m not here to get lectured about as a white person I fetishize poc gay men if I ship it - yes I read that too - and I’m not here to read a bunch of meta about how re/ylo is a bad ship and blah blah blah, so yeah. I feel you.) (pps: ky/lo ren isn’t even my favorite character and I care relatively but gdi the way the fandom approaches him is honestly mindboggling in that sense, and I don’t mean people who actually dislike him because fair reasons, I mean people who can’t recognize his abuse victim status and the precarious status of his mental health. like, not all abuse victims and mentally ill people are the right victim or come from the right background and you can be cool motive still murder and still recognize that he’s like that because he has issues, not because he was drawn that way. /bye)

[hatsoff-forgandalf]

My thoughts on Fellowship

Yessssss Cate Blanchet Narrate!!!!

YAY IT'S FLASHBACK BILBO

ASZGJDDGHHSDGR HE'S WRITING THERE AND BACK AGAIN

YAY HOBBITS

IT'S GANDALF I'M CRYING

I love Frodo already

"The incident with the dragon" okay Gandalf

Bilbo and Gandalf are wholesome

Hobbit Children are so adorable

These two fools must be Pippin and Merry

Bilbo you Drama Queen

God, The ring is freaky

Oh damn Gandalf

Bye Bilbo

Uh oh who's looking for Bilbo

One Ring to Rule Them All

Mt. Doom what a creative name

Aw... Sam

"If I take one more Step" SAM I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

Wow those elves are just.... Going

Boy this Saruman guy is so cool and seems so nice

Or not

God I love Sir Ian and Christopher Lee

Boss was wizard fight

IT'S PIPPIN AND MERRY

Shortcut to mushrooms

So now I'm scared of roads

This movie has an amazing score

Aw.... Evil Horsey

The Hobbits are so tiny

And they're getting drunk

Ooh Strider how mysterious

God Pippin you dummy don't go telling people Frodo's a Baggins

Iconic shot

Oh hi Sauron

Aragorn TAX EVADER

We're going to see the elves

"What about second breakfast" Oh Pippin

I cannot hear the word Isengard with wanting to sing

Noooo... Don't rip up trees

Let's give the Hobbits swords

Okay this is genuinely suspenseful

Don't do it Frodo

YEAH ARAGORN

OH NO FRODO

Listen to Gandalf little moth

Oh cool cooolcooolcoolcoolcool Frodos gonna be a wraith

Arwen is here and I'm queer

Aragorn and Arwen are actually super cute

Damn this is so cool

I love you Arwen

GANDALF

AN EAGLE

Oooh Rivendell is pretty

BILBO AND I'M CRYING AGAIN

HUGO WEAVING AND HIS EYEBROWS

Shaun Baun!!!!!!!!

Arwen and Aragorn are still sweet

Legolas!

Epic Council!

Um Wow okay

No Boromir I'm afraid that won't work

ARAGORN

Good Try Gimli

THE MEME

Gimli you're bad at Flirting

Oh god. Frodo. No. Nononononono

Gandalf's expression of sadness

THE FELLOWSHIP

Pippin you fool

STING

Mithril

Holy shit Bilbo

Bye Elrond

Damn that New Zealand Landscape

Oh that's so sweet

Fuck I just remembered what happens to Boromir

Oh shit Saruman

Welp Looks like we going to Moria

Legolas is also bad at Flirting

Speak Friend and enter

Goodbye Bill!

Oh no

Balin is dead

What the fuck is this tentacle thing

Ooh Mithril

Gah! It's Gollum

This music is insanely good

Oh, Gimli, I'm crying again

Fucking Hell

Fool of a Took

They have a cave troll!

Cool fight

YEAH HOBBITS

Good job Legolas

A BALROG FUCK FUCK FUCK

This is fucking epic

OH SHIT

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

NO NO NONONONONONONO GANDALF

And I'm fucking crying

GALADRIEL GALADRIEL GALADRIEL

Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him

I am Hella into women who could destroy me by blinking

Sam your tribute to Gandalf's fireworks is beautiful

Boromir and Aragorn are dating now right?

Galadriel why must he see this?

Oh okay, but that's also still terrifying

DAMN GALADRIEL

Uruk Hai servant of Saruman pretty darn Badass

"How many did you eat?" "Four" I would die for these two

The gifts of Galadriel. And I'm not quite crying but I sure as fuck am tearing up

Gollum is freaking me out

And Sam is the best

Boromir No.

BOROMIR DO NOT

BOROMIR I STILL LOVE YOU

NO FOR FUCKS SAKE BOROMIR

Boromir noooo I want to hug you

FRODO AND ARAGORN, GOD! ASDFGHJK

Holy shit that's a lot of orcs

PIPPIN AND MERRY

NOOOO BOROMIR

I AM NOT OKAY

ARAGORN

BOROMIR AND ARAGORN ARE YOU TRYING TO DROWN ME IN MY OWN TEARS

OH FRODO I WANT TO PROTECT YOU

SAMWISE GAMGEE I LOVE YOU

Boromir's boat going off the waterfall is like that scene in emperor's new groove

Oh god. It's over.

That was an emotional rollercoaster

[literaila]

noooo, that’s not true. you’re still adorable. you always will be. maybe like.. four things. i have a few memories. not very good. i do remember a bit! not a lot though.

mm.. yeah, okay, i’m not toxic. but i do have toxic traits. i’m not saying i’m a horrible person or anything, nor that it cancels out my positive traits. i have manipulated others though. done some bad things. i guess you’re right, i can’t hold that against myself forever

that was just sad, not sappy. poor guy was getting beat up. neither movies fully revolve around romance and are sappy. but that was an amazing line, do have to agree

your favorite movie is cars? what’s that?

i’m beating you to it, darling. but i do need to ask of a favor. i don’t know which picture to use.. so if you could pick, that would be great.

i remember buying creaming and just dumping loads into coffee. literally. until i couldn’t even drink it anymore. very specific verity, tangy.

i’ll study loads tomorrow. and memorize. lets hope i’ll do well. also, my english teacher said she wouldn’t be present on monday. something about a wedding. dunno why i’m mentioning that.

you wear glasses? i feel like you’ve said so before.. or have you not?

i ate lunch. did my math work. don’t know what to do right now.. you okay? hope you’re doing well. relax, or try to.

— 🐢 anon

when i was three, a bookshelf fell on me and i broke my arm. core memory right there. it’s strange what different people remember, and how much.

everyone has toxic traits. me too, btw. it’s just about how you recognize them blah blah blah.. definitely not! you’ve got to give yourself some leeway. about everything.

that was so sappy. literally the definition. the kid kept his watch and faced *death* just because she gave it to him, so sappy. also crimson peak is literally about love. i mean ghosts blah blah, but the main plot point is that edith doesn’t just want to be a women who falls in love. and she’s not. tom dies. if i could watch that scene every second of every day for the rest of my life, i would. soooo sappy. soooo sweet.

cars is the best movie in the world, literally about cartoon cars.

psssh. no one beats me. now i’m just being cruel by holding it back. and i think that’s cheating, you have to choose the picture yourself. no cheating allowed, darling.

tangy is it’s own flavor.

sunday isn’t for studying. sunday is for living out essential dread and dying because it’s monday. impending doom and all that. but, fine. study i guess, learn lots of things, become the smartest person in the world. that’s cool too, i suppose.

glad you mentioned it. are you going to miss her? i hate it when my teachers are gone, even if i don’t like them, it’s just a bump in the road.

indeed, i am fragile without them. cant see a foot in front of my face. but apparently my eyes improved. which. is definitely a lie, but we’ll see how the glasses turn out. i chose colorful ones this time, and i’m getting contacts. it’s all very exciting. i might’ve mentioned it! i like to make fun of myself. do you wear glasses, or are your eyes perfect?

lunch?? did you also eat dinner?? (say yes) i’m having my sunday emotions now actually, trying to plan things. thinking about writing a script. or, trying to. not sure.

live saturday to the fullest. i’m planning on never going to bed. or, attempting to.

-v

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Gotham 3×07

hate that you can pinpoint exactly where on the Gotham timeline Riddleboy has sex for the second time ever.

note that when he lost his virginity he snapped and went full murder gremlin within like six hours so I have to assume he's about to level up. maybe he'll finally be fun again idk

anyway whatever act of homicidal gay pettiness Oswald commits next will be justified

it's so SO funny that the show has told us pretty unambiguously that Tetch wanted to fuck his sister but flinched when it came to letting him kiss her corpse on the lips. we have to draw the line somewhere I suppose.

guys this season sucks so so bad I am TIRED

*pulls out a locket and looks at this to remember why I'm doing this*

do it for the stupid flashforward finale episode do it for the stupid flashforward finale episode do it for the stup

this is literally CRAZY PERSON writing like. nothing about not!Kringle makes sense she's too perfect!!! she's like an NPC I would design specifically to honeypot a player in d&d but she's literally just. some woman who looks like Ed's ex that he murdered and is also super into riddles and is in love with him after 12 hours like what IS THIS

this is like. hear me out. this is like how at the end of Spider-Man 3 Harry has to die because he's not evil anymore and he's forgiven Peter and the only way to avoid a Peter/Harry/MJ thruple is to kill one of them off

the show was hurtling towards the Riddler and the Penguin fucking and someone got squirrely about it and the only way they could stop it was with a kamikaze hetero love interest

"Makenzie you seem really hung up on this" yeah man it's the only interesting thing happening on the show right now

anyway Gotham could have been ahead of the gay Riddler curve that seems to be determinedly sweeping detective comics comics but NOOOO that was too much for a show airing on fucking fox in 2017

Bruce and Selina continue to queer heterosexuality by having Bruce be the one making an elaborate dinner and getting pissy when his emotionally unavailable partner shows up late without even calling

the Court of Owls is so funny to me, like, conceptually. especially in the wider comics. the concept of there being a secret order running everything in Gotham is so goofy. why do they let the Joker do that. do they account for Superman dropping by. how does Kite Man factor into the plan.

WHY WOULD YOU FIND OUT YOUR BOYFRIEND. OF 24 HOURS. MURDERED HIS EX. WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU. AND THEN GO FUCK HIM AGAIN ANYWAY. GIRL.

there's a very specific curse in Gotham City where women who are played by Chelsea Spack are just. doomed to die by bad boyfriend choices.

this is rancid I hope Oswald kills her fast

[marina voice] homewrecker!!!! homewreckerrrrrrr!!!!

Jim had a plot this episode where he trips balls so hard that he decides to become a cop again if anyone cares. I don't.

well gamers. it's finally friday, I've survived a grueling week at work, and I won't have another free night until thursday. you know what that means.

[vertigoambrosia]

i don’t feel clever here’s wxw london

so i actually haven’t watched carat day 2′s main yet because vimeo

nice recap tho

oh btw lucky was supposed to be on this show but he got his visa too late and had to stay in germany and monster consulting made fun of him on twitter

still have mixed feelings about bobby’s popularity - i blame britain

i did like jeremy graves calling dudes chanting for bobby after he broke speedball’s finger sick fucks

haha is bobby’s cigarette not lit because you can’t smoke inside bars in the UK?

what the fuck is tk wearing

where is dahlia

lmao it IS cause of smoking laws

brilliant

hahaaha tk is like ‘i love that song too!’

dammit callum i was trying to forget about tk getting injured at the show i was at

also: he broke his ankle real bad, not his leg

i fortunately wasn’t close enough to see it (i could have, but figured that would be bad), but i was told his foot was going the wrong way so

i only know tk from two tag matches w/travis vs. doom patrol, and tbh i’ve been way more into travis than him

bobby gunns could literally take a shit on someone and uk fans would cheer for him

bobby gunns could literally take a shit on uk fans and they would cheer for him

oh shit that is a zack sabre jr looking submission

hah callum thinking the same thing

ooo zack’s coming for a few dates; would like to see him stretch out bobby

LMAO THAT MADE YOU LOOK

no but seriously why is tk wearing overalls

the ‘you can’t headbutt a samoan’ meme is totally racist but also hilarious, mostly because at this point it’s like, a rule

i guess the thing about bobby (i’ve typed that like five times now there is more than one ‘thing’) is that it’s blatantly obvious that bobby is supposed to be gross and bad; everything he does expresses obnoxiousness, so chanting real hard for him (and against faces fighting him) is the most purposeful of ‘imma be a cool guy and not root for faces like nerds’

it’s not even the ‘cool heel’ phenomenon

idk anything about millie but i do know kelly bled in this match

and vimeo really doesn’t want to load the fucking video

i feel bad whnever i’m not into a women’s match;

 it’s totally because women usually aren’t meaty and so strikes don’t look to have the same impact as two dudes throwing their bodies at each other

though also kelly is fun but still learning, and i know nothing about illie, so who knows

it probably doesn’t help that women’s storylines are rarely as intricate as mens ones

ok also jeremy is just saying stupid shit ‘both of these women use suplexes’ oh yeah they both do strikes brilliant obervations bro

they keep being all ‘kelly is ~super intense~’ but her smiling and then shrugging off the blood on her face really finally sold it for me

is lykos still injured

chris brookes is only 6′4″?

oh no marius don’t start bowing because you’re ~the ninja~

oh one of the good uk “football” chants

i mean, it’s still [person’s name], random noises

but it’s nice

marius is gonna come back to the academy housing and lucky kid will ambush him to ask about BUNNYBROOKSY

ewww nooooo chris noooo so grossssssss

wtf that submission to pin

heehee marius occasionally does a completely unnecessary roll

why is chris so long

or really, why does it bother me so much

every fucking time, i’m like ‘why he such long boy. long like he was stretched’

it’s cute how proud wxw are of breaking 1,000 attending

after the last day of carat ended they gave us these lil flyers saying ‘thank you for making history with us’

i love tommy

i also love the lil tommy samba they play before at the end of the intermission

i know nothing about either of these teams but they better be real good if one of them is getting to go to tag league

(sadly, there is little chance of me going to tag league; even if i had the money, which i don’t, i really really hope to have a new job by then and so can’t really make solid plans)

carat may be a problem too unless there are travel packages left when i could actually afford it; apparently the nh is sold out and tryp centro was asking for $750 a night, so if mercure is that ridiculous in like, six months i’ll be fucked

this boy in green trunks is a twig

hahaha i will never get sick of a good ‘you fucked up’ moment

i didn’t really ‘get’ mark davis last time he was on wxw london, but i’m liking him now

also walter fucking bruised his entire chest and he was like ‘i want a rematch’ so respect

dunkzilla is a terrible name though and i don’t like his hat

why does vimeo hate me

hahaha tas’s expression when the pin got broken up by a dropkick/senton

‘...ok’

kyle fletcher u r a twig and ur hair is terrible please revise before tag league

is he 12

AH THAT PILEDRIVER

lol fidget spinner

yes aussie aussie aussie let the men promo

i still think uk fans just like listening to themselves chant

hmm interesting didn’t they have two shows in london last year? or just the one?

it was def 2, right?

anyway here’s aj, who is properly hated by the crowd

do you think the uk fans boo him because they’re snooty about royalty?

nah it’s cause he’s a lil shit

oh god please let lil jack sexsmith beat alexander james

nope sorry vimeo decided to be slow and bad so uhh i kinda wandered away

part 2 of this shitty joke of a recap soon