#DOOMED WOMEN NOOOO…..

[doomordestiny]

ohhh the argument between jay and lizzie in 101….ohhhh…..”i also fucking loved her” ohhhhhh ohhh my god ohhh fuck

[mylittleredgirl]

finally, m*a*s*h update!

season four disc two! ("quo vadis, captain chandler" to "dear ma")

there is a LOT going on in the frank and margaret department

i kind of tipped my hand here when i posted about my new obsession, but even if you are not circling the drain on this doomed ship... the Unresolved Breakup Tension is fuckin WILD in this disc

she literally punches him in the face!!! how was that not a breakup!

but then he buys her something or does something to charm or impress her, and it works! then he blows it again!! rinse and repeat!!!! i am 👀🍿

sam and diane from cheers are still theeee platonic ideal of slap-slap-kiss but these clowns definitely walked so they could run

i literally jumped off the couch when his wife found out, aaaaa it's so juicy

I'M SORRY i realize this doesn't speak well of me as a person, but those long close-ups on her face as she voluntarily eavesdrops on him dismissing their relationship (twice!!) and her heart gets fully crushed??? i could eat popcorn to this all day.

this is the kind of dysfunctional relationship that my artist friends would choose in our youth so that we could Suffer and Make Art, so i really hope margaret is writing terrible poetry about it

anyway, we're peroxide-roots deep into GIRL WHY??!??

and then bj very gently explains to radar that well, see, frank and margaret both kinda suck and we're in the middle of nowhere, so they're all they've got

and i had to spend three or four days staring at the ceiling about it, because YEAH. it's not just that they're each other's only rank-appropriate source of star-spangled orgasms

(and they both care far more about military hierarchy than they do about marital fidelity)

but they are so consistently unkind to everyone around them that they have no other choice for any human connection full stop.

i'm not even talking about their ongoing bullying war with hawkeye and trapper or bj, because that's dirty pool on both sides, but i could count on one hand the number of times either of them have interacted with a subordinate nurse or enlisted man without threatening them. like they literally would not have anyone else to talk to.

but the reveal that she still wants to MARRY HIM? oh god. ohhhh honey. noooo.

that fake proposal prank was so genuinely mean. mostly because they ruined her hot date! 👏 let 👏 margaret 👏 fuck 👏 random 👏 dudes 👏

"isn't general barker the one who wanted you to spank him?" lmaoooo

OKAY i swear i can talk about other things:

hawkeye continues to just NOT pull without trapper here. the nurses are fully dismissing or ignoring his efforts, and honestly is he even trying that hard?? have we seen him get even one date?

i've been trying to come up with an "intricate rituals" joke about hawkeye and trapper but where the rituals are... girls. you get me.

i re-watched the pilot and the desk ep (for frank/margaret reasons DON'T JUDGE ME), and hawkeye and trapper LITERALLY end the pilot handcuffed together, and in the next episode talk about sharing a nurse. how am i supposed to take this???

speaking of nurses, you know that little 🙄 you have to ignore in 2024 whenever the women on m*a*s*h get called honey and sweetheart and baby on the job (though tbh i worked on a construction site and an ad sales office in the 2010's and got the same treatment -- but in the modern day it's done ironically babe)

BUT when potter calls margaret "good girl" after he gets shot??? total opposite feeling. i literally had to pause and take a moment. he's her dad now.

also when he tucks radar in???? everyone's dad actually

in loving memory of radar's other dad though, two important points:

how proud would henry have been of drunk & disorderly radar??

and henry's "i've always wondered if i might be radar's dad" bit is genuinely 900% funnier now that we know radar's mom looks EXACTLY like him.

i don't think i have ever circled back to talk about klinger, who became so so so awesome

it's so funny that in klinger's very first appearance and 30 times since then, he has been told straight up that wearing women's clothes will never work to get him out of the army. there's no explanation for his commitment to this particular form of passive resistance except that he genuinely loves it

the swamp rats built a still and klinger got a sewing machine and learned a craft. he's so good at it!! his looks are 🔥

i feel uncomfortable when i see him in fatigues tbh. it happened a few times in this disc and i would like it to Stop actually

also precious baby father mulcahey... Protect Him.

i LOVE that everyone showed up for his church service when the grand poobah chaplain was in town. they love each other!!! (also the life magazine jeep shoot!!!)

"quo vadis, captain chandler" was really good. i'm still over colonel flagg's whole deal but i now understand why everyone loves sidney freedman, and the guest actor they had playing not-jesus was incredible

bj continues to be the best little brother hawkeye could have asked for

also he maybe invented cpr?

i didn't say much about him here but I LOVE HIM and also his off-screen wife

forward and onward!!!

[wndaswife]

genuine question and i don’t want to come off as rude, but wdym with all your post about wanda and the new deadpool movie? idk how to phrase this next sentence without sounding rude (english is not my first language), but what is your ‘problem’ with the new movie and the fact that wanda is (kind of) in it?

omg this sounds so rude but i genuinely am curious!!

noooo it doesn’t sound rude

tbh it’s just me being petty and annoyed actually, it’s cuz i see all the time how marvel bros just hate any project these days with women or gay people, but suddenly it’s two men telling sex jokes and a gay dude whose sexuality is a joke and they love it

also with rdj being casted as doctor doom like hello????? the very SIGHT of a woman has thousands of ppl saying marvel has an agenda, it’s woke it’s politics it’s fan service it’s not comic accurate it’s flopping etc etc…

but yes let’s cast a huge character with an actor just for the marvel fanboys and make a movie with a cocky man whose arrogance and cockiness is just like she-hulk who was hated for everything men love about iron man and deadpool

it just makes me mad and i don’t even wanna enjoy or be in a theatre full of people loving a movie they would hate if it were a movie with a woman as the lead instead… like i just feel way too annoyed and hateful to even enjoy media FOR men when men literally hate anything with a woman as the main character

idk i guess it’s just my own personal values and stuff… it just makes me so mad really

but i heard it’s actually kind of big for the mcu so i guess i’ll have to watch… but im not cracking a SINGLE laugh or smile. and i will HATE 🙅🏼‍♀️ everyone in that theatre 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️ (joke)

[yuri-of-the-valley]

I spent so much time on this last night so I'm gonna share it here too. Without further ado here are my

☆~TOP YURI RECS~☆

Yuriota ni Yuri wa Gohatto Desu!? - Yuri is Forbidden for Yuri Otaku?! : Himejoshi Warrior goes to all girl school to take in that sweet sweet yuri, befriends gyaru as defensive measure to keep her from interacting with the other schoolgirls. Hilarity ensues and honestly touching! It's cuuuute. Finished!

The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady - MagiRevo : isekai girl born as princess with no magic, invents it instead! A Good isekai. Anime, currently in its 2nd season manga.

Gakeppuchi Reijou wa Kurokishi-sama o Horesasetai! - I Want to Make Black-Knight Fall In Love With Me! : pretty new but I'm obsessed. Noble marries herself off to vicious knight..... ohh noooo she's a big strong lady ah well *sonic meme whoa she's bi i didn't know that!*

Maitsuki, Niwatsuki, Ooyatsuki - Monthly in the Garden with My Landlord : kinda slice of life, romance with landlord who is actually a former idol.... ohohoho

Alcohol and Ogre-girls : Ogres/Oni are real, and can only drink alcohol given to them by a human. The tension over being an Oni's "bartender" is palpable and makes me unwell (honorary)

Sayonara/Goodbye My Rose Garden - Japanese maid and English(i think, i forgor) Noblewoman doomed romance..... Finished.

*cough cough nsfw under read more*

The Villainess and the Woman Who Would Do Anything for the Sake of Love : "Woman isekai'd in high society setting obsessed with villainess" genre. Short and sweet but very intense.

Okiku-san wa Ichatsukitai - Miss Okiku Wants to Possess : look ok this one is a little trash but I'm obsessed. Exorcist with perfection issues gets saddled with powerful horny ghost women.

Asumi-chan is Interested in Lesbian Brothels! : look she has to go to lesbian brothels to find her childhood friend there's NO other way to do it. There's so much just straight up sex. One of my top recs. You've been warned.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Thank you for writing marvelous stories even for villains little known or long forgotten. Ive seen so much beautiful love all around this blog 🫶🏻

My question is, any Disney or Pixar villain you REALLY don't like at all? Not even to write for them? 👀

💕🩷💕 noooo, you're welcome 🩷💕🩷 thank you so much 💕🩷💕🩷💕🩷

And oh, interesting question 🤔

Also hard. I've said this before, but I don't want anyone to ever think they can't come here and talk to me about their favourites! Just cuz I'm not personally into that villain?? Noooo. I can still understand you liking them and support you!!

And also- I kinda pride myself on being able to enjoy certain aspects of every villain! ^^; so even if overall they aren't my favourite, I can still have fun writing them/watching them/talking about them!

But... *sigh* there are of course some that I find much harder to enjoy then others 😅 They're f e w, especially in Disney and Pixar, but they exist and they're under the cut ): XD Haha 😅

Maleficent 2014-2019 (why. make her. sympathetic?? Why take her greenness?? I can respect her as a completely different character and au to 1959 but even then, I don't care about her. )

Jafar 2019 (they made him young??? They made him traditionally handsome??? They ruined his voice?? He's not a creeper anymore??? 😰😣 uh uh no this does not spark joy anymore- )

Cruella 2021 (Same issues as Mal. Let my nasty women be nasty, please.)

The Red Queen 2010-2016. (In fact I don't really care about the Red Queen/Queen of Hearts in general. The animated one is cute!! But I still don't really feel anything for her 😅)

I haven't even attempted to watch the new Lion King or Little Mermaid, and I don't see myself doing so, so those versions of Scar and Ursula go here too 😅

Assistant Mayor Bellweather (I just don't care.)

Evelyn Devour (I have this irrational feeling that she was trying to come onto Mrs Incredible and make her cheat on Mr Incredible the whole time and it upsets me 🤣😭🤣 I can't get past it XD I know, I'm a child.)

Al McWhiggin (He's just... gross?- )

There are also other villains who are just plainly not my type- but for some reason or another I can still write for. For example, Dr Facilier does nothing for me but he is a fun villain- so I can still have a good time writing for him! Or both the Sheriff of Nottingham and Judge Frollo- these gentlemen also stir nothing in me, but they are n a s t y and I can use their characters to fulfil my desire to write certain plots I really wanna try out XD Like corrupt judge/man of religion stuff and corrupt law enforcement/wolfman stuff (; Haha XD In this category we also have Maleficent 59, Judge Doom, King Candy, Strombolli, Goob, etc.

[suterbuyout2024]

tagged by @fedorovista and @folie-a-dewey!! thank u!!

9 favorite albums in no particular order under the cut:

*** just as a sidenote, because i like too much music, i'm doing albums i like as cohesive units. albums that hold together and tell a story. albums that i listen to from start to finish because the songs go together in a particular order in my mind, for whatever reason.

strange trails by lord huron. world's most perfect story album. need i even elaborate. maybe my favorite album of all time. the musical & lyrical motifs that carry through the whole thing, the examination of romance and death and the way they intertwine, the whole convoluted multi-character storyline that underlies it. if you like folk music and undeath and evil women, please for the love of god listen to this album.

we were dead before the ship even sank by modest mouse. world's second most perfect story album. now, if you were to ask me, hey, what IS the story this album is trying to tell? i couldn't begin to answer. but this album is just. omg. the tone is so cohesive throughout while still allowing for changes in register, concept, and overall sound. also has the best opening line to an album in the history of albums.

so much for stardust by fall out boy. okay this one's a gimme but come on. pop-punk retrospective on the state of the world since 2016? with lyricism that makes me weep? came out just weeks after i the birthday where i realized that i wanted to be alive for the first time in like three years? it's not even close.

jenny from thebes by the mountain goats. NOW LISTEN. i knowww it's just the most recent mountain goats album. why, you might be asking, did i not go for beat the champ instead? and the answer is i can only choose 9 albums and i think jenny from thebes is underrated. life-changing lyricism with orchestral instrumentation that could tear me in half. also i've talked so much about it on this blog i think it would be wrong of me not to mention it.

in sickness and in flames by the front bottoms. talk about cohesion!!!!! a whole album that is essentially a love letter to all the messiest parts of a relationship! all the characters are so interesting and flawed!! and every single one of the songs are unapologetically horny to boot. also just the transitions between songs are soooooooo good. not to be the 'jerk/the truth' guy but um. the switch from jerk into the truth is one of my all-time faves.

doom days by bastille. i'm an apocalypse junkie. next.

science from an easy chair by have gun, will travel. this is entirely the wrong blog but HEY. if anyone out there likes the terror, this album is for you. it's a story concept album about ernest shackleton's expedition to antarctica aboard the endurance. the first song i heard from it was the rescue party, which is one of the most atmospheric story-focused folk songs i've ever heard. just unbelievably emotional and smart. love it.

lungs by florence + the machine. you've seen my recent posts. howl & kiss with a fist & i'm not calling you a liar & rabbit heart & my boy builds coffins &. well. you get it.

mixtape for the milky way by mixtape for the milky way. hi fellow minnesotans. go listen to jeremy messersmith's side project album about being raised in a fundamentalist christian cult. go on. noooo it won't hurt you. don't worry it's not heartbreaking at all. it's not my favorite album of his since the silver city or anything haha that would be crazy. 👀

ok that got way too long whoops BUT thank you to the folks who tagged me!! i love chatting music so if u see this & want to make your own PLEASE tag me !!!

[godofsexdrugsandrocknroll]

Jaune’s Father: “Walk the walk Jaune and talking the talk will come natural”

Jaune: *Stunned by Pyrrha kissing him*

Pyrrha: *About to shove Jaune in the rocket locker*

Jaune: *Feels Pyrrha’s hands on his chest, misinterprets and shoves his tongue down Pyrrha’s throat*

Pyrrha: *Eyes open in shock* MMMMPPPHHH!!!!! *Flustered by her naughtiest dreams coming true*

Jaune: *Enjoying the kiss, grabs and squeezes Pyrrha’s asscheeks*

Pyrrha: *Squeals, tries to push Jaune off*

Jaune: *Thinking Pyrrha’s about to push him into the locker and run off to die, panics*

Pyrrha: *Pyrrha’s brain shuts down as Jaune’s thigh rubs against her core, loses the ability to stand upright*

Jaune: *Spins, pushes a dazed Pyrrha in the locker and sets it off*

Pyrrha: *Already three hundred feet from Jaune* W-what, no! No! NOOOO!!! *Incredibly angry* Gosh flipping darnit girl, you l-let him get you all riled up and now he’s going to get himself killed!

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Jaune: *In an elevator* This is officially the stupidest idea you’ve ever had! Even worse than the stuff with Cardin, worse than the Deathstalker, worse than the time you took the blame for Coral breaking the window and somehow, someway, worse than the time you let Saphron put you in a dress, do your makeup and practice kissing a ‘girl’!

Elevator: *Shakes ominously*

Jaune: *Pale* I mean you just had your first real kiss with a girl, you felt her ass up and holy gods does Pyrrha have a nice, tight, big one, you’re still hard as diamonds and instead of running from the school that literally had a hole burnt through it by some kind of fucking firebreathing Grimm abomination, you go in! *Elevator goes into freefall*

Elevator: *Jaune’s screams replace screeching metal, crashes*

Jaune: *Climbs out, unharmed but aura has shattered* There’s got to be a limit, Jaune! Sure I turned Pyrrha to putty in my hands but that should not translate into running headfirst into certain death! Stupid Dad and his stupid advice! *Is hit in the head by a cane* Fucking ow! What the shit!?

*Witnesses Ozpin firing a gout of emerald fire that clashes with two huge streams of fire from the hot Haven girls hands*

Jaune: Oh what the fuck. And here I thought walking the walk was gonna be cool. Stupid Pyrrha. *Ducks underneath a scintillating jade orb thrown by Ozpin which vaporizes the elevator leaving nothing behind, in a falsetto* ‘Oh I’ll just kiss him and he’ll be so surprised and then I’ll shove him in a locker and go do something that’ll probably get myself killed. Teehee!’ *Breathes out* Not that I’m doing any better. The hot but apparently crazy Haven chick can fucking fly and - is that a tornado, ohhhh I’m gonna die - and Ozpin’s...

*Sees Amber*

Jaune: Is going to go to prison because this is a sex dungeon. Okay, Okay, you’re cool. Sure it was unanimously decided Pyrrha was going into the singles portion of the tournament and you nearly broke your neck twice getting down here, but something tells me sad Pyrrha has something to do with this. *Pauses* Which makes me wanna punch Ozpin, but question the pedo headmaster after you help!

*Sees Ozpin get a glass spear through the left lung*

Jaune: *Quickly* Or not. Okay, she’s monologuing, that’s good. Sneak, sneak, sneak-sneak-sneak. Blah, blah, magic? Really lady? Add delusional on top of crazy. Just get in closer, give her a nice kick to the ass and Ozpin will use his weird green themed semblance to obliterate her. *Hears Pyrrha mentioned* Ignore the urge to kick the dying sicko in the nuts, just focus on hurting the crazy chick who was apparently gonna kill my sorta-kinda-maybe girlfriend. Just nice, slowly, easily, quietleee-- *trips over his shoelace* --EEEEEEYYYOOOOPPPP!!!

Cinder: *Coughs wetly, stares at the sword sticking through her chest* H-how...?

*Cinder falls on top of Ozpin, her body crushed between the Headmasters and the shellshocked Jaune’s*

Ozpin: *Confused and dying* Mr. Arc?

Jaune: *High pitched* IswearIonlymeanttokickherintheasssoyoucouldfinishhereoff!

Ozpin: *Coughs* I believe you. Unfortunately it was not to be. You pierced her straight through the heart.

Jaune: I didn’t mean to?

Ozpin: And in doing so you’ve saved miss Nikos from a terribly cruel fate.

Jaune: Oh. That’s good. I’m pretty sure that if she hadn’t tried to shove me in that stupid rocket locker there’s at least a 50% chance Pyrrha would’ve jumped my bones, Grimm invasion or not.

Ozpin: *Groans in dismay* Only to quite possibly doom yourself to one.

Jaune: *Suddenly at full attention* You say what now?

Ozpin: You’ve stabbed me as well. *Sees Jaune about to speak* You’ve stabbed my other lung, young man.

Jaune: I-I’m sorry?

Ozpin: Not yet you aren’t. Usually when I reincarnate it’s some unlucky, random bastard. But you’ve imprinted on me.

Jaune: What.

Ozpin: I’m an immortal wizard who, when he dies, his soul and consciousness along with all his memories are transferred into a new man’s preexisting body.

Jaune: *Panicking* I don’t want you in my head, headmaster! On the off chance you’re not just a nasty pedophile, I really don’t want you in my head! I don’t think you wanna be there either! *Ozpin doesn’t respond* Professor? *Still nothing* Headmaster! *Ozpin is dead, Jaune* Ozpin you old fuck, don’t you dare, I don’t wanna hear your voice when I’m deep dicking my hot redheaded partner!

Ozpin: *Body explodes into green motes of light which Jaune inhales*

Jaune: AAAHHH, I DON’T CONSET, I DON’T CONSENT!

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Pyrrha: *Bringing dat ass back, clapping his groin* Oh Jaune, oh gods yes I love it, I love your cock so-s-s-so much! *Twists and twirls her booty on his cock* Oh f-fuck, I’m gonna cum agaaaaaiiinn!!

Jaune: *Going hard, closing in*

Pyrrha: Oh yes, please, harder, I’m gonna cum all over that delicious Arc meat again and o-o-oh shit, fuck yes Jaune, fill your slutty Nikos bitch up with your hot jizz!

Ozpin: *Mentally* She’d be cumming harder if you did what I suggested.

Jaune: *Mentally, trying to focus on Pyrrha’s voice and the image of her* Shut up. This is me time you parasite and I don’t care how long you’ve lived, I don’t need advice from the guy who’s ex is out to end the world.

Ozpin: *Mentally* I’m just saying, miss Nikos is a natural born sub. Placing your foot on her head and giving her what I’m telling you she absolutely wants by degrading her, lambasting her the way she does herself and I guarantee you the rewards will be worth it. I know you’ve been eying her anus for quite some time now, give her what she wants--

Jaune: *Mentally, pushes in deeper which makes Pyrrha wail* I knew I couldn’t trust you to shut up! ‘Oh no, the time you spend with miss Nikos will be your own, I’m just an old soul here to help you fight my batshit crazy ex’ and now you’re trying to live vicariously through me! *Eyes widen as Pyrrha spreads her cheeks, lying facefirst on the bed and moaning*

Ozpin: *Mentally, smugly* Oh of course. You certainly don’t want advice from a man who has slept with literally thousands of women. She’s cumming, by the way.

Pyrrha: Ooooohhhh gods, yesyesyesyesyesyesyes I’m fucking cummiiiiiinnnngggg!!!!!!!!! Fuck, fuck, fuuuu~uuuck you’re so fucking gooooood!!!!!

Jaune: *Cumming his brains out*

Ozpin: *Mentally* Good to see you plan on following my advice next round, Jaune. If you feel like paying me back, you could always just tell Pyrrha that you’ve gone through my memories and developed a taste for hardcore, mistress of pain BDSM.

Jaune: *Mentally, lying on Pyrrha’s pronebone body, still inside as they both recover* This is all Dad’s fault. No amount of badass magic is worth this.

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I wanted one of these to have the advice backfire while still working and while I thought about it being an eventual Raven Jaune’s Father, I realized Pyrrha offered the best opportunity ever in the form of Ozpin, the unwanted and overly friendly brain ghost.

Hopefully any hardcore Arkos fans reading this don’t mind this one being the lewder, screwier one.

[biblethumpersims]

“Sul Sul, my fellow #godlymamas! As the proud mother of a boy and a girl toddler, I’m learning soooo much about Godly motherhood! As promised in my last video, Top 7 God-Approved Ways To Raise Godly Christian Children, here’s part two: 7 Surprising Hacks To Put Jesus First In Your Baby’s Life!”

“As we alll know, life begins at conception, but so does gender! Men and women are formed totally differently in the womb, so of course you must treat your toddlers totally differently over if he or she is a boy or a girl! Hack one: different deserts for different tots! Men aren’t told to keep trim and be attractive, so boys just don’t have to worry about food like ladies do! Now, it’s suuuuper important to keep your little man from gluttony, but a little chocolate once every so often won’t hurt him! But it will totally hurt your little princess! I give my sweet Tay-Tay some yogurt once every few months as a sweet treat - never chocolate, cake, or candy! Baby fat is suuuper hard to manage already, so your little girl needs to learn to watch her tummy as soon as possible! Healthy toddlers become become healthy children, and healthy children become Godly women who put God in charge of her diet!”

“Never forget - our glorious Watcher looooves music! It’s the one hobby that all two of both genders can have! Women are naturally less talented than men, but my little girl is still a suuuper good xylophonist! This hack has been spoken about a looot, and for super good reasons! Singing about Jesus and God’s glory is a totally perfect hobby for the littles! And as soon as he and she are old enough, we’re adding aaaalllll sorts of Jesus-approved instruments to his and her schooling! And speaking of...”

“Flash cards! You can act like a secular mother and keep Jesus out of any part of your baby’s education, but that’s soooo not it! A is for the apple that women used to doom humanity! B is for Bethlehem, which is where Jesus was born! C is for Christ, our Lord and Savior! Go on through the whole alphabet, assigning each letter a Godly meaning! You won’t see any ‘Z is for Zebra’ nonsense in our house - that distracts from the Lord!”

“You might think you ought to potty train your kids the same, but remember my first tip! Men and women are totally different! Boys are naturally wayyyy more independent while women are naturally helpless, so you should finish potty training your boys before your girls! Just take a look at my Godly kids - my oldest, Jeff, was finished potty training wayyyy before Taylor! That’s sooo proof of God’s design!”

“But the opposite is true for learning to talk! Women just can’t shut up, while men keep it short and simple! Your little girl will gain Communication skill without you even trying, while boys need a liiiiiittle more help! Now, this does not mean women are better talkers! Us girls like to gab and gaaabbbb about things that don’t matter, while every word a man speaks is important! Your little pink angel will learn to talk suuuper quicker, but your little blue angel will be better at using his words effectively!”

“I’m nooowhere near the talker my wonderful hubby is, but I still use my words to glorify Jesus in our children’s lives! I’m aaaalways telling Taylor that she’s going to be a wife and mommy one day, and it’s obviousssly super important that she trains for it early! Mamas, listen up - letting your little girl pretend to be anything except a wife and mother only opens the door for Satan to infect her with feminism! My little sister snuck away to play with my brother’s firetruck, and now she wears pants! Protect your daughters, and ooonly let her play with gender-appropriate toys!”

“And my last hack is a surprising one: home birth! Hospitals are infected with working women, and the first thing your baby might ever see is a woman of sin glorifying the Devil! That’s noooo way to introduce your precious baby to God’s Earth, so protect his or her vulnerable eyes from the Devil’s plan by birthing him or her in a Godly home!”

“That’s all for now! Goodbye, and God bless!”

[plainvanillapotato]

the 100 diaries S1 E 9

quarantine diaries: may 25 2020

season 1 episode 9 “unity day”

is finn a pacifist now? where the hell did this come from?

the flags...they showed the flags of multiple nations implying that there other cultures on the ark and yet the only accent i hear is american. also “long ago” for the history retelling gave me avatar vibez

where is the sign language translator during jaha’s speech. are you telling that the deaf are wiped out. natural selection? hhmmm ok. while on the subject am i suppose to believe that all these people have 20/20 vision. i have not see one person with glasses. i demand representation. 

*****GASP*****  (i literally screamed) that explosion and you see the clip of the girl getting yeeted across the room. wtf is this show. and “we should have built a bigger bomb”-diana. we love a chaotic queen. #learning from her mistakes

bellamy biting that apple never made me want an apple more in my life (timestamp is 9:53) i wanna know how many shots it took to get that perfect apple bite because wow that was a perfect bite.

finn’s character is really dropping as a character for me. I WANT LONG HAIR FINN BACK. I WANT IRRESPONSIBLE FINN BACK. SHORT HAIR FINN IS NO FUN. 

conspiracy theory: this change in finn’s attitude is because of raven cutting his hair. cuz actually where did this optimism and hope come from all of a sudden? literally what happen to the irresponsible fun finn i used to know and love. this is like when deliah cut samson’s hair. this would be consistent with the shows religious undertones

huh what?! octavia is really pursuing a relationship with lincoln. i just gotta know do people in the fandom genuinely ship them??

FINN NOT ONLY WANTS TWO GIRLFRIENDS BUT HE REALLY BE OUT HERE ASKING FOR WORLD PEACE WITHIN TWO DAYS BITCH IS ASKING TOO MUCH**this is in reference to the talk between finn and lincoln about setting up a meeting with each groups leaders

This is Finn during this whole episode literally with the lyrics of “why can i not conquer love” ... “wanted to fight this war withou weapons”... “im still fighting for peace” you can’t lie to me. im right and I know it

does diana really think that she’s foolin anyone. kane and abby can see right thru your lies bitch

just when we thought we were going to see clarke finally let loose FINN is now MR. KILLJOY doesn’t he know that girls just wanna have fun! 

side note: my little brother is watching the show with me and he pointed out to me that majority of the main actors have butt chins and i can’t stop thinking about it... (and before anyone gets any ideas im not making fun of butt chins or these actors who are hella attractive its just ive never seen so many butt chins in one show)

ooo clarke trusts bellamy asking him to be her backup. ok i ship it

is jasper slidin in with raven rn “mr. i was great at chemistry” because honestly I SHIP IT! fuck finn

diane really be like “im the captain now” during this coup d’etat and taking the exodus ship

this bridge scene. octavia and licoln did that jump hug. did someone say the bachelor...

jasper is taking on wells’ simp title watching octavia and lincoln :|

raven’s face when finn grabbed clarke’s hand :|

if i was clarke i would be like nah yeah lets call this off it looks suspious and just walks away from the bridge

an ASIAN LEADING LADY!!! yes!! my prayers have been answered! somehow they heard my cries all the way back in 2014! she looks FIERCE too. aaah yes. we better see she more of her

i love how for both the spacers and the grounders the leaders are two women. femisim. 

when anya looked at clarkes hand and didn’t shake it!! lol we don’t shake hands cuz its corona season

oof the flares. clarke’s best response to anya talking about all their acts of war is “i see your point” lol she makes a great politician. what is this writing. 

also when anya said “they wouldn’t be the first to try” who else is out here trying to kill these grounders...

jasper noooo. why did you shoot. ugh. ugh. ugh.

that dude really said dunces and jumped on the exodus ship. same tho. every man for himself.

wow yes bring up colonialism fight the colonists!! fight the power!!... also before any of y’all get any ideas i don’t actually consider Clarke and the 100 to be colonizers bc they were literally kids sent to their doom and they be out here just trying to make things work. and they are not forcing their ways on these grounders not like they could. but most notably they didn’t bring down some random disease that wipes out the natives

are you kidding me so abby’s act a bravery was for nothing

“lincoln you’ve been hit”-octavia thank you captain obvious. the dude literally jumped into the arrow

that lauch ship did major damage... yeah i really don’t know how the ark is gonna recover from that

big yikes when the exodus ship crashed. 

[persephoneshellhounds]

Juliet met Romeo. Medea met Jason. Bonnie met Clyde. And guess what else these ladies met? Their motherfucking doom, that's what. I mean, how about we make that Juliet and Rosetta? Medea and Jane? Bonnie and Claudia? For all we know, these ladies can still be alive and kicking because of a mind-blowing orgasm had they been with women, but noooo, they just had to subscribe to the heteronormativity endorsed by the society. But then again, that's how romance is portrayed. Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. A love story is brewed and a usual cliché happy ending is found at the bottom of the bottle.

But what about for we Natalie(s) looking for our own Dallas(s)? What about the Elio(s) looking for their Oliver(s)? What about Jeffrey Dahmer? Look, I don't know what I'm talking about and maybe we can pretend that I have point but c'mon, the world is structured in such a way that it only caters the needs and desires of straight people and oppresses the queers when they walk, when they talk, when they try to express who they truly are — goddammit it even oppresses them when they breathe for fuck's sake.

Anyways, almost all of the songs, the movies, stories, paintings, OTPS, and #relationshipgoals are about heterosexual people, and somehow, at some point, these influence us to modify ourselves to fit in the bubble they made for us, and that's what we should not do -- what you should not do.

Don't reduce yourself to fit inside their heteronormative box designed to contain you. Don't let their rain wash you away from a life of technicolor and deposit you in the greyest waters. Don't cut off your wings just to stay on the ground when you're meant to soar to the ends of the rainbow. Don't pretend to like dicks if you don't; don't pretend to like cunts if you don't. Don't pretend to like any of those two if you don't. Don't surround yourself with those who give you the locks to your closet. Don't listen to them when they tell you that their wooden gods will condemn you. Why, rotting in hell is so much better if heaven is filled with bigots like them.

Some will say that they can love you as a sinner but your so-called sin is counted out. They will offer you support that is conditional. They will say "I will accept you as long as —" and call it love. Screw that, be unapologetic.

Some will say that they understand you and your experiences. Some will claim to sympathize, and at the same time, bank on your sexual orientation and gender identity. Case on point, Titibo-tibo. Dammit, those heterofucktards just had the audacity to represent something they hadn’t even experienced. They should stop saying that someone from the "right sex" will cure the homosexuality, screw it out of your system and make your “titibo-tibo” heart make tibok for a straight dude or whatever.

God, this is getting exhausting but I will say this: Don't let the society fuck you over and over. You choose who fucks you, okay? And if you don't want any fucking, turn off the lights and close the curtains. You're not obliged to get laid. You are here to live. You are not here to be a source of their entertainment or pleasure. You are a hurricane trapped in a human skin; don't reduce yourself to a passing breeze. You are not a fairytale princess meant for a prince. You are a human being — unique like a snowflake and I'm not sure if a million snowflakes can cause a blizzard but you know what I mean.

You see, love isn't always about holding hands with the quarterback. It's not always having leather jackets that smell like him draped on your shoulders. It's not always about meeting your own Charlie from the Midnight Sun (OMG guys, have you not seen Bella Thorne's bestfriend, Morgan?!)

Sometimes, it's waking up and wondering where your hair ends and hers begin. Sometimes, it's looking at the mirror and thinking you're pretty and she comes out of the shower in a towel and realizing she's prettier. Sometimes, it's Wendy falling asleep instead of going to Neverland and seeing Alice in her dreams. Sometimes, it’s being a guy and feeling safe while you’re cocooned in the arms of another guy. Sometimes, it’s looking at their eyes and realizing that you’ll want to wake up to those pair of eyes for the next 50 years, regardless of what the society says.

And life — life isn't always rainbows. But that's the reason why you're here. So be more unapologetic. Be your own source of love in a world that hates. Be the inspiration that will make our fellow queers accept themselves. And together, let's all outgay yourselves.

—  Fray Narte, The Queer Manifesto

Photo by: Chelle Tupas

[taken during the 3rd Iloilo Pride March, October 13, 2018]

[janiedean]

Why do you think the SW fandom is so knee-deep in SJ Calvinism? Because I understand wanting representation or being upset because a movie didn’t fulfill your expectations, but the “if you don’t ship X you’re racist” “if you don’t stan Y you’re bigoted” and the harassment over a disappointing movie is surprising just because of how pervasive it is. I was trying to find some St*rmpilot blogs to follow and the amount of hate is Yikes, especially the hate for Rose and the stans of a Certain Ship

eeeeeeh I think it’s because ep. 7 came out at the height of the... well, reaping the seeds the social justice calvinism had sown since 2014 so to speak? I mean, SW is hardly the one fandom where it happened (*cough* voltron and SU *cough*) but as SW is way broader in audience than those other shows that certainly didn’t help, but like, if you think on it, since 2013-ish (but I think before as well, I mean, I’ve been here since 2011 and already when I got here I felt like something was going very wrong when it came to politics-in-fandom-attitude), basically people on tumblr have progressively, when it came to fandoms:

pushed the idea that you have to over-analyze everything you consume through political lens;

pushed the idea that what you like and how you like it also has to be pushed through political lens and what you like says things about who you are as a person or your political leanings;

pushed the idea that if you care for something *problematic* just because you like it you’re excusing it;

pushed the idea that if you were problematic once you can’t ever not be problematic, you can’t change your mind and you can’t learn also because ‘it’s not my job to educate you’ so people either learn themselves or idek what but again, calvinism.

now obviously those politics are tumblr-politics which are also US centric like woah and are also high-school petty like woah, and since more or less then people have:

continuously other-ed lgbt people from *straight*/heterosexual people pushing a narrative where straight = bad and therefore putting it before anything automatically makes it a valid insult which added to the above means that if you ship het you’re already problematic regardless of whether you’re straight or not (and if you are.. lol);

pushed the performative feminism of Doom TM that says men and women should be equal but is like, an excuse to shit on men and on women who like men (see the rampant biphobia around and the whole ‘straight girls are so stupid if they’re into men they should try women’ discourse);

pushed the US terminology when it comes to the POC discourse, in the sense that everything works on the US-centered context where white people = white anglosaxon protestant, poc = everything else without realizing that in the rest of the world white does not equal wasp, that poc = black people only in most of europe (and no one who’s actually black or not white who lives in africa or asia and so on would describe themselves as poc because why the hell would you when your skin color/ethinicity is the norm where you live?), which also goes with the whole white passing debate which where I live would not exist but in that context is a mess because again, oscar i*saac is schroedinger’s poc (as in, he’s poc automatically for american standards because he’s latin-american but like he has the same skin tone as my mother and my mother in italy is white same as 90% of us, which means endless confusion) and assumed that all of us have to accept that terminology/context regardless of whether it’s valid in our countries;

kept on progressively putting minorities against each other in an endless loop of WHO HAS IT WORST/oppression olympics;

kept on progressively split hairs on issues that aren’t exactly, like, that important if there’s more urgent stuff to deal with because 90% of the activism here is performative;

made the 180° turn for which headcanons and shit are seen as, like, doing representation instead of, you know, supporting what rep is there never mind when people decide *one* ship is the right one and if another is canonized and it’s rep it gets thoroughly ignored;

pushed on a mindset for which if something isn’t perfect at the get-go then it’s canceled.

and so on.

like, all of that shit has been continuously not criticized because criticizing it especially if you don’t belong to a minority means that you’re out of line/discussing things that don’t concern you, but if you’re a minority and you criticize it then it’s suddenly YOU BETRAYED OUR CAUSE *INSERT SLUR HERE ABOUT PANDERING TO THE MAJORITY*, and the result exploded in toxic af fandoms, but like... if you look at the issues of the SW sequel trilogy fandom it’s all of that in a nutshell because:

k/ylo ren is automatically the worst because he’s white (horrible), a man (even worse), not canonically attractive (I didn’t touch on that topic bc I’m honestly not up for it mentally but lmao that counts too) and presumably heterosexual (or well, no one said he’s not but you know, since he’s a white dude on the bad side [supposedly] then we don’t give him the benefit of the doubt that he might be bi), so if you like ky/lo ren or relate to him you’re automatically problematic;

shipping re/ylo because automatically problematic because it’s a *straight* (evil) ship made of two white people (when there’s options to ship them both with people that aren’t white, so IT’S RACIST), they have an age gap (BAD BECAUSE POWER IMBALANCE) and it’s enemies to lovers, so it’s a context where people who don’t conceive redemption or that people can become better are basically crying problematic all the time, and the fact that people decided it’s *abusive* when it has like nothing that can equate it to a really abusive relationship says all;

ky/lux being the most popular slash ship immediately means that it’s the fault of the horrible straight (white) women fetishizing the (white) men on the dark side (when it’s most likely because for a while ky/lux was literally the only side of that fandom where people were chill/there wasn’t wank every other moment);

st/ormpilot has been declared The Right Ship because it’s two non-white men and it’s not straight which automatically turns into what I said before about hating other ships that would be rep anyway and feeds into the lowkey oppression olympics racism, because like if finn/rose becomes canon it’s still a mixed/biracial ship because he’s black and she’s asian....... except that it’s not the right ship for people who decided that finn has to be either with rey or poe (and guess what rey is white and poe is... schroedinger’s poc because oscar isaac in europe wouldn’t pass for *poc*), which to me has stank of lowkey racism since tlj came out because sorry but if ‘finn deserves better than rose’ or ‘finn should be with rey because if he doesn’t get rey then it’s unfair’ and the various other bullshit I read on the topic basically says that the white woman is *worthier* than the asian woman or that rose is a downgrade from rey which is fucking bullshit, rose isn’t even a bad character all the contrary. and that’s for the het side of it, but like then it’s not as good as stormpilot because it’s a straight ship (NOOOO THEY MADE FINN STRAIGHT/THEY’RE NOT MAKING THEM GAY THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT = stuff I legit saw on the tag) and ngl I’m 100% sure that the fact that daisy is Standard Attractive and kelly marie t/ran is lovely but doesn't conform to the usual beauty standard western-viewers apply on asian women did play a role in there, but: what did I say before? the slash ship is automatically better than the het ship never mind that they’re both biracial and rose is actually a rep (asian girls who don’t adhere to stereotypical body shapes - and like, the rep for all body types and shapes should be valid for all women, not just white) that isn’t exactly popular especially in mainstream cinema, so people should be happy.... but since rose is Not A Dude and Not Rey and Not The Right Kind Of Representation For That Crowd, automatically rose is a shit character and deserves to be viciously hated on. and this is a thing done by people who most likely then turn on the other side and talk shit about horrible straight women who hate the only female character for getting in the way of their slash ship without realizing that their rose hate is exactly that. and of course since sto/rmpilot is the two good guys, if you ship that then you also have to hate re/ylo because how can you, a person who ships The Good Ship On The Light Side, support such a problematic enemies to lovers thing? yeah, right, hahaha.

this also tbqh also pairs up with how on tumblr people only recognize mental health issues/abuse victims when the narrative suits them - like, being a bad victim automatically means you lose sympathy and mental health issues are only valid if you aren’t ***privileged*** otherwise why would you have them, which shows transparently in how a lot of people absolutely deny that ky/lo ren is a) an abuse victim, b) obviously mentally ill however it is that he deals with it, but no, he has to be The Most Horrible In Existence Because Otherwise We Should Have Empathy For A Bad Guy Who Also Might Get Redeemed And Redemption Is Not Happening Ever Because Bad People Don’t Deserve it.

like, all of the issues sw sequel trilogy has when it comes to the fandom are direct consequences of the nonsensical social justice calvinism climate on tumblr dot com that no one took care to put a stop to since 2013 and of its ridiculous oppression olympics and pitting people against each other and that was my take. cheers.

(ps: I also ship sto/rmpilot like woah and it’s my otp but there’s a reason why I unfollowed most SP blogs I followed and why I don’t go into the tag anymore - I’m not here for the anti-rose racism dressed up as performative wokeness, I’m not here to get lectured about as a white person I fetishize poc gay men if I ship it - yes I read that too - and I’m not here to read a bunch of meta about how re/ylo is a bad ship and blah blah blah, so yeah. I feel you.) (pps: ky/lo ren isn’t even my favorite character and I care relatively but gdi the way the fandom approaches him is honestly mindboggling in that sense, and I don’t mean people who actually dislike him because fair reasons, I mean people who can’t recognize his abuse victim status and the precarious status of his mental health. like, not all abuse victims and mentally ill people are the right victim or come from the right background and you can be cool motive still murder and still recognize that he’s like that because he has issues, not because he was drawn that way. /bye)

[hatsoff-forgandalf]

My thoughts on Fellowship

Yessssss Cate Blanchet Narrate!!!!

YAY IT'S FLASHBACK BILBO

ASZGJDDGHHSDGR HE'S WRITING THERE AND BACK AGAIN

YAY HOBBITS

IT'S GANDALF I'M CRYING

I love Frodo already

"The incident with the dragon" okay Gandalf

Bilbo and Gandalf are wholesome

Hobbit Children are so adorable

These two fools must be Pippin and Merry

Bilbo you Drama Queen

God, The ring is freaky

Oh damn Gandalf

Bye Bilbo

Uh oh who's looking for Bilbo

One Ring to Rule Them All

Mt. Doom what a creative name

Aw... Sam

"If I take one more Step" SAM I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

Wow those elves are just.... Going

Boy this Saruman guy is so cool and seems so nice

Or not

God I love Sir Ian and Christopher Lee

Boss was wizard fight

IT'S PIPPIN AND MERRY

Shortcut to mushrooms

So now I'm scared of roads

This movie has an amazing score

Aw.... Evil Horsey

The Hobbits are so tiny

And they're getting drunk

Ooh Strider how mysterious

God Pippin you dummy don't go telling people Frodo's a Baggins

Iconic shot

Oh hi Sauron

Aragorn TAX EVADER

We're going to see the elves

"What about second breakfast" Oh Pippin

I cannot hear the word Isengard with wanting to sing

Noooo... Don't rip up trees

Let's give the Hobbits swords

Okay this is genuinely suspenseful

Don't do it Frodo

YEAH ARAGORN

OH NO FRODO

Listen to Gandalf little moth

Oh cool cooolcooolcoolcoolcool Frodos gonna be a wraith

Arwen is here and I'm queer

Aragorn and Arwen are actually super cute

Damn this is so cool

I love you Arwen

GANDALF

AN EAGLE

Oooh Rivendell is pretty

BILBO AND I'M CRYING AGAIN

HUGO WEAVING AND HIS EYEBROWS

Shaun Baun!!!!!!!!

Arwen and Aragorn are still sweet

Legolas!

Epic Council!

Um Wow okay

No Boromir I'm afraid that won't work

ARAGORN

Good Try Gimli

THE MEME

Gimli you're bad at Flirting

Oh god. Frodo. No. Nononononono

Gandalf's expression of sadness

THE FELLOWSHIP

Pippin you fool

STING

Mithril

Holy shit Bilbo

Bye Elrond

Damn that New Zealand Landscape

Oh that's so sweet

Fuck I just remembered what happens to Boromir

Oh shit Saruman

Welp Looks like we going to Moria

Legolas is also bad at Flirting

Speak Friend and enter

Goodbye Bill!

Oh no

Balin is dead

What the fuck is this tentacle thing

Ooh Mithril

Gah! It's Gollum

This music is insanely good

Oh, Gimli, I'm crying again

Fucking Hell

Fool of a Took

They have a cave troll!

Cool fight

YEAH HOBBITS

Good job Legolas

A BALROG FUCK FUCK FUCK

This is fucking epic

OH SHIT

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

NO NO NONONONONONONO GANDALF

And I'm fucking crying

GALADRIEL GALADRIEL GALADRIEL

Tell me where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him

I am Hella into women who could destroy me by blinking

Sam your tribute to Gandalf's fireworks is beautiful

Boromir and Aragorn are dating now right?

Galadriel why must he see this?

Oh okay, but that's also still terrifying

DAMN GALADRIEL

Uruk Hai servant of Saruman pretty darn Badass

"How many did you eat?" "Four" I would die for these two

The gifts of Galadriel. And I'm not quite crying but I sure as fuck am tearing up

Gollum is freaking me out

And Sam is the best

Boromir No.

BOROMIR DO NOT

BOROMIR I STILL LOVE YOU

NO FOR FUCKS SAKE BOROMIR

Boromir noooo I want to hug you

FRODO AND ARAGORN, GOD! ASDFGHJK

Holy shit that's a lot of orcs

PIPPIN AND MERRY

NOOOO BOROMIR

I AM NOT OKAY

ARAGORN

BOROMIR AND ARAGORN ARE YOU TRYING TO DROWN ME IN MY OWN TEARS

OH FRODO I WANT TO PROTECT YOU

SAMWISE GAMGEE I LOVE YOU

Boromir's boat going off the waterfall is like that scene in emperor's new groove

Oh god. It's over.

That was an emotional rollercoaster

[literaila]

noooo, that’s not true. you’re still adorable. you always will be. maybe like.. four things. i have a few memories. not very good. i do remember a bit! not a lot though.

mm.. yeah, okay, i’m not toxic. but i do have toxic traits. i’m not saying i’m a horrible person or anything, nor that it cancels out my positive traits. i have manipulated others though. done some bad things. i guess you’re right, i can’t hold that against myself forever

that was just sad, not sappy. poor guy was getting beat up. neither movies fully revolve around romance and are sappy. but that was an amazing line, do have to agree

your favorite movie is cars? what’s that?

i’m beating you to it, darling. but i do need to ask of a favor. i don’t know which picture to use.. so if you could pick, that would be great.

i remember buying creaming and just dumping loads into coffee. literally. until i couldn’t even drink it anymore. very specific verity, tangy.

i’ll study loads tomorrow. and memorize. lets hope i’ll do well. also, my english teacher said she wouldn’t be present on monday. something about a wedding. dunno why i’m mentioning that.

you wear glasses? i feel like you’ve said so before.. or have you not?

i ate lunch. did my math work. don’t know what to do right now.. you okay? hope you’re doing well. relax, or try to.

— 🐢 anon

when i was three, a bookshelf fell on me and i broke my arm. core memory right there. it’s strange what different people remember, and how much.

everyone has toxic traits. me too, btw. it’s just about how you recognize them blah blah blah.. definitely not! you’ve got to give yourself some leeway. about everything.

that was so sappy. literally the definition. the kid kept his watch and faced *death* just because she gave it to him, so sappy. also crimson peak is literally about love. i mean ghosts blah blah, but the main plot point is that edith doesn’t just want to be a women who falls in love. and she’s not. tom dies. if i could watch that scene every second of every day for the rest of my life, i would. soooo sappy. soooo sweet.

cars is the best movie in the world, literally about cartoon cars.

psssh. no one beats me. now i’m just being cruel by holding it back. and i think that’s cheating, you have to choose the picture yourself. no cheating allowed, darling.

tangy is it’s own flavor.

sunday isn’t for studying. sunday is for living out essential dread and dying because it’s monday. impending doom and all that. but, fine. study i guess, learn lots of things, become the smartest person in the world. that’s cool too, i suppose.

glad you mentioned it. are you going to miss her? i hate it when my teachers are gone, even if i don’t like them, it’s just a bump in the road.

indeed, i am fragile without them. cant see a foot in front of my face. but apparently my eyes improved. which. is definitely a lie, but we’ll see how the glasses turn out. i chose colorful ones this time, and i’m getting contacts. it’s all very exciting. i might’ve mentioned it! i like to make fun of myself. do you wear glasses, or are your eyes perfect?

lunch?? did you also eat dinner?? (say yes) i’m having my sunday emotions now actually, trying to plan things. thinking about writing a script. or, trying to. not sure.

live saturday to the fullest. i’m planning on never going to bed. or, attempting to.

-v

[vertigoambrosia]

i don’t feel clever here’s wxw london

so i actually haven’t watched carat day 2′s main yet because vimeo

nice recap tho

oh btw lucky was supposed to be on this show but he got his visa too late and had to stay in germany and monster consulting made fun of him on twitter

still have mixed feelings about bobby’s popularity - i blame britain

i did like jeremy graves calling dudes chanting for bobby after he broke speedball’s finger sick fucks

haha is bobby’s cigarette not lit because you can’t smoke inside bars in the UK?

what the fuck is tk wearing

where is dahlia

lmao it IS cause of smoking laws

brilliant

hahaaha tk is like ‘i love that song too!’

dammit callum i was trying to forget about tk getting injured at the show i was at

also: he broke his ankle real bad, not his leg

i fortunately wasn’t close enough to see it (i could have, but figured that would be bad), but i was told his foot was going the wrong way so

i only know tk from two tag matches w/travis vs. doom patrol, and tbh i’ve been way more into travis than him

bobby gunns could literally take a shit on someone and uk fans would cheer for him

bobby gunns could literally take a shit on uk fans and they would cheer for him

oh shit that is a zack sabre jr looking submission

hah callum thinking the same thing

ooo zack’s coming for a few dates; would like to see him stretch out bobby

LMAO THAT MADE YOU LOOK

no but seriously why is tk wearing overalls

the ‘you can’t headbutt a samoan’ meme is totally racist but also hilarious, mostly because at this point it’s like, a rule

i guess the thing about bobby (i’ve typed that like five times now there is more than one ‘thing’) is that it’s blatantly obvious that bobby is supposed to be gross and bad; everything he does expresses obnoxiousness, so chanting real hard for him (and against faces fighting him) is the most purposeful of ‘imma be a cool guy and not root for faces like nerds’

it’s not even the ‘cool heel’ phenomenon

idk anything about millie but i do know kelly bled in this match

and vimeo really doesn’t want to load the fucking video

i feel bad whnever i’m not into a women’s match;

 it’s totally because women usually aren’t meaty and so strikes don’t look to have the same impact as two dudes throwing their bodies at each other

though also kelly is fun but still learning, and i know nothing about illie, so who knows

it probably doesn’t help that women’s storylines are rarely as intricate as mens ones

ok also jeremy is just saying stupid shit ‘both of these women use suplexes’ oh yeah they both do strikes brilliant obervations bro

they keep being all ‘kelly is ~super intense~’ but her smiling and then shrugging off the blood on her face really finally sold it for me

is lykos still injured

chris brookes is only 6′4″?

oh no marius don’t start bowing because you’re ~the ninja~

oh one of the good uk “football” chants

i mean, it’s still [person’s name], random noises

but it’s nice

marius is gonna come back to the academy housing and lucky kid will ambush him to ask about BUNNYBROOKSY

ewww nooooo chris noooo so grossssssss

wtf that submission to pin

heehee marius occasionally does a completely unnecessary roll

why is chris so long

or really, why does it bother me so much

every fucking time, i’m like ‘why he such long boy. long like he was stretched’

it’s cute how proud wxw are of breaking 1,000 attending

after the last day of carat ended they gave us these lil flyers saying ‘thank you for making history with us’

i love tommy

i also love the lil tommy samba they play before at the end of the intermission

i know nothing about either of these teams but they better be real good if one of them is getting to go to tag league

(sadly, there is little chance of me going to tag league; even if i had the money, which i don’t, i really really hope to have a new job by then and so can’t really make solid plans)

carat may be a problem too unless there are travel packages left when i could actually afford it; apparently the nh is sold out and tryp centro was asking for $750 a night, so if mercure is that ridiculous in like, six months i’ll be fucked

this boy in green trunks is a twig

hahaha i will never get sick of a good ‘you fucked up’ moment

i didn’t really ‘get’ mark davis last time he was on wxw london, but i’m liking him now

also walter fucking bruised his entire chest and he was like ‘i want a rematch’ so respect

dunkzilla is a terrible name though and i don’t like his hat

why does vimeo hate me

hahaha tas’s expression when the pin got broken up by a dropkick/senton

‘...ok’

kyle fletcher u r a twig and ur hair is terrible please revise before tag league

is he 12

AH THAT PILEDRIVER

lol fidget spinner

yes aussie aussie aussie let the men promo

i still think uk fans just like listening to themselves chant

hmm interesting didn’t they have two shows in london last year? or just the one?

it was def 2, right?

anyway here’s aj, who is properly hated by the crowd

do you think the uk fans boo him because they’re snooty about royalty?

nah it’s cause he’s a lil shit

oh god please let lil jack sexsmith beat alexander james

nope sorry vimeo decided to be slow and bad so uhh i kinda wandered away

part 2 of this shitty joke of a recap soon

[nancypullen]

Knock Knock

Anyone home?  Looks like I settled in for a long winter’s nap & left the ol’ blog hanging.  Trust me, you haven’t missed a darn thing.  After I dropped Matt at the airport life got really dull around here.  We just sort of slog through the dismal days of January around here - Tennessee is ugly in the winter.  I may have mentioned that a few hundred times.  Actually, I shouldn’t say we slog  - we really don’t, but there’s very little happening this time of year.  Three days a week I go to Jazzercise and laugh it up with some fabulous gals.  We haven’t left town or done anything special.  We did catch a matinee of 1917 last Saturday.  It was intense.  The mister loves a good war movie and I don’t begrudge him one minute of it (after all, he was my date for Little Women), but it was exhausting.  Toward the end of the film I found myself getting genuinely irritated with the writers, thinking that maybe they could have given the poor guy a five minute reprieve from impending doom.  I understand that war is brutal and terrifying and ugly, but two hours of teetering on the edge of death was stressful.  The theater was pretty full and everyone was silent after the movie ended.  Usually there’s a bit of chatter, but I guess there wasn’t much to say.  I always try to lighten the mood after we see a heavy or depressing film by asking, “Do you want to stay for the bloopers?”  I have to shake it off. Other than uneventful days and emotionally draining movies, I’ve been keeping an eye on Mother Nature.  It’s one of my favorite pastimes. We’ve had unseasonably warm weather, we hit 74 degrees this week. I hate it!  January should be cold.  I should see my breath when I’m outside and spend time judging whether or not those clouds are bringing snow.  But noooo, instead we’ve had rain and tornado watches.  I went out to get the mail today and poked around a bit - 

Good grief!  Hydrangeaas are sending out green shoots, daffodils are up, the Jane magnolia tree is covered in buds, and the yard is full of dandelions!

  IN JANUARY.  No bueno. I want a forecast of snow! I want frozen ground crunching under my feet and frost on windows.  This stinks.  Maybe this won’t last.  Maybe February will bring blizzards and ice.  I’ll just keep hoping. Because we’re so warm the local vole/mole population is thriving.  They’re putting in an interstate system in our back yard.  I really want to put up an owl box and let nature take its course.  There has been a hawk visiting our buffet and I hope he tells all of his friends.  He’s quite handsome.  I call him Kevin.

Sorry for the fuzzy pics. Those were snapped through a window, zooming in.  You can see that he’s a dashing fellow.  I hope he’s getting a belly full of varmints.  I probably should have given him a more regal name, but Kevin popped into my mind first and it’s fun to yell out the back door, “Hey Kevin, lookin’ good!”   So that’s what’s been happening here on the Pullen spread - trying to wish up some winter and imagining a friendship with a hawk.  Same old stuff.   I’ve been dabbling with paints and reading some good books, but it would all be so much cozier with a bit of a chill outside.  Maybe I need to have a word with Mother Nature.   I’ll try to stir up something interesting to share, maybe I need to tackle a fun craft project.  That sounds like a plan!  I’ll consult my Pinterest boards and see what appeals to me.  I confess that I do enjoy the wonderful lull after the holidays.  It’s a great time to relax and reset.  I hope that’s exactly what you’re all doing.  Take some time to hibernate a bit and recharge your batteries.  Stay well, stay cozy. XOXO 

[youremyonlyhope]

Beyond the Wall

When this episode aired, I remember thinking that this would be the first time they go beyond the Wall in the show. Because I knew nothing about the show, just that they were going beyond the wall in this episode and that it was a big deal. So you can imagine that the Season 1 finale shocked me. Going beyond the wall is practically nothing now.

Awww Gendry’s never seen snow before! Tormund makes a very good point about Mance not bending the knee and people dying for it. “This one’s been killed 6 times, you don’t hear him bitching about it.” That is such a Hound thing to say. I laughed out loud. Arya’s insulting knitting while I’m literally sitting here crocheting. Oh but her story about Ned applauding her shooting is adorable. Arya, my girl, please be a little more reasonable. Sansa wasn’t as brave as you were. “How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?” “...You do know her.” I loved that. I love people appreciating Brienne.

Ok but WHAT is their plan? Do they hope that a wight is wandering away from the group and they can grab it without the others noticing? Or do they hope to outrun the army of the dead all the to the Wall? What is the plan here?

POLAR BEAR WHITE WALKER. I LOVE IT BUT ALSO IT’S TERRIFYING. YAY. I really hope they all have dragonglass. Thoros no! But why did that one wight not collapse? Is it a giant or is it a mammoth making the footsteps. I hope it’s a mammoth. I really want to see a mammoth wight. NO DON’T MAKE MY BABY RUN OUT THERE WITHOUT A WEAPON. IS HE REALLY THE FASTEST? HE’S NEVER SEEN SNOW BEFORE, IT’S HARD TO RUN IN SNOW. Oh it was just a bunch of normal wights. I was hoping for a mammoth wight. Oh GOD that’s a lot of wights surrounding them. AND IT’S ALMOST NIGHTTIME? THEY’RE MAKING MY BABY GENDRY GO OUT ALONE WITHOUT A WEAPON IN THE NIGHTTIME IN THE SNOW BEYOND THE WALL!?!?!??!?!!??! Oh god the way the eyes are all glowing in the darkness. They’re just gonna stand there forever. BABY. GET UP. GENDRY. GET. UP. COME ON. OH thank god for Davos. THOROS NO. Thoros is gonna sit up straight and attack them, isn’t he? PLEASE BURN HIS BODY. Do they want Dany to swoop in on the dragons and burn the white walkers? Wait... I may have been spoiled for that exact thing happening... Maybe... Sansa my girl please don’t send Brienne away. Ok I also know that a dragon ends up taken by the white walkers at some point... will it happen now? HOUND. WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT. YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO MOCK IT LIKE THAT. Oh my god they are doomed. I wish I wasn’t already spoiled for most of them surviving. SOMEONE HELP TORMUND. Jon’s literally thinking “This is how we die.... this is how we die.” DANY MY GIRL. You know. One of the things I love about Jon is that he keeps getting saved by women. NIGHT KING DON’T YOU DARE. DON’T YOU DARE. OH GOD THE POOR DRAGON. THAT WAS SADDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AND I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN. Oh my god Jon you idiot GET ON THE DRAGON AND GET OUT. OK BUT WHERE’S THE OTHER DRAGON? No. No Wights please don’t sense my baby’s presence. THE OTHER DRAGON BETTER COME AND SAVE MY BABY JON.

BENJEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

BENJEN IS BETTER THAN A DRAGON. BENJEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE JUST GOT YOU BACK NOOOO. So I’m guessing the last shot of the episode will be the White Walkers reviving Viserion. I don’t like that the show even tried to fake us out and make us think Arya would kill Sansa for even a second. She may be upset and disappointed, but she wouldn’t kill her and take her face. Awwwww Jon called her Dany. “Ok. Not Dany. How about ‘my queen’?” OOOOH. MY GOD. Ok see. I don’t ship Dany and Jon. At least not really. Maybe it’s because I already know she’s his aunt. But like, half the fandom just completely ignores that and ships it anyway. But I don’t know why I don’t feel this ship. That “My queen” line was smooth though. Flirting AND pledging support in one line? Very impressive. Did I not call it? That this would be the final scene of the episode? I mean. It’s not that impressive of a prediction since I was spoiled he’d be taken by the White Walkers (which was another spoiler that I was spoiled for recently). But still. I called it being the last shot.

Oh my god.

I’m gonna make a joke that I’m sure has had to have been made 20 billion times before me but I’m still gonna do it.

...

It’s a Blue Eyes White Dragon.

I’m not sorry.

Ok during the episode, once I realized partially through that “oh god these dragons are gonna be up there and I know a dragon gets taken” I’d thought about how terrifying a dragon wight would be. But when we actually saw the dragon get revived I was like “LOL Blue Eyes White Dragon” and was too busy laughing at my own joke to feel how... scary this was. But proofreading the post and being reminded of the polar bear wight (which I honestly love more than I fear) made it finally hit me how horrible a dragon wight would be and I was like “oh... oh GOD.... oh wow they’re all doomed.”