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rockhousejai · 9 months

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Ha ha Old

Happy birthday Oswald!! 🩵🩵

#My art #art #drawing #digital art #disney #oswald the lucky rabbit #HAPPY BIRTHDAY OSWALD #Damn your old #Jai art

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crimeschild · 10 months

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the barbie (2023) experience as an afab non binary person is just [reconnecting with your femininity and love for pink bc you couldnt when u were younger bc being too girly will get u made fun of] [feeling guilt bc u dont identify with being a girl but girlhood is so inherently beautiful and magical and no experience is truly like it] [healing the inner child in you by allowing yourself to enjoy dolls and pink and maximalism] [unapologetically letting yourself wear pink and be stereotypically girly in a society where being non binary means you have to be presenting androgynous 24/7] [getting your grown-up heart shattered and then put back together again by your inner child using sparkly glue over and over in the span of two hours] [realizing that no matter what you do you have somewhat experienced girlhood and it shaped you to be the person you are today and you will never get to erase that experience or truly disconnect yourself from it] [appreciating and understanding your mother in a way that you thought wasnt possible without experiecing motherhood]

#my brain has permanently been altered by the barbie movie #ALSO THE MOMMY ISSUES IN THE MOVIE GOD FUCKING DAMN #when barbie said that the old woman is beautiful it makes me not fear getting old anymore #it's just all this time i feel so guilty like nothing but guilt when i present myself as femme and act all feminine but then identify with #being enby #and when i vocally advocate for feminism and all that but theres a little voice in my head going #but youre not a part of that club anymore you left them #BUT I KNOW ITS NOT WITHIN MY CONTROL BC I DONT HAVE CONTROL OF MY GENDER AND HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT #barbie #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #ken #margot robbie #ryan gosling #mine #queer #woah 1k?????#1k #2k

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eunzul · 10 months

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aloha general.

(I think my english is shit)

#damn all i draw is just lilia #silver im sorry for choosing your father #anyways idk if i could even do the event since school is starting next week #but me want lilia card.#u better come home old man 🦇🔫#twisted wonderland #twst #twst fanart #lilia vanrouge #twst lilia #twst event #general lilia #twst meme #twst shitpost

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henry-fox-biggest-stan · 4 months

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DEAD POETS SOCIETY AND THE OUTSIDERS????

Coming back to my roots and editing dps again

#i learnt how to edit for dps btw #HE WAS JUST TOO DAMN GOOD FOR GROWING OLD #AND IN YOUR MEMORY ILL STAY GOLD #neil will always stay gold in the poet’s memory always #dps #dead poets society #dead poets #neil perry #dps edit #todd anderson #charlie dalton #mr keating #john keating #the outsiders #the outsiders musical #anderperry

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timeisacephalopod · 4 months

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If American politics wants to be the funniest 2 weeks to a month before the election both Donald Trump and Joe biden would die of natural causes

#winters ramblings #theyre both old as shit especially biden that man is hanging on by his millionth dollar #and trump runs on spite but like if they BOTH died just normally because theyre old itd be WILD and id still feel bad for Americans #like damn yall your politics is nuts #aye yo terfs dont fucking reblog this i want YOU dead of natural causes too

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saudrag · 5 days

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jim, when he finally understood spock’s reasoning in menagerie, part 2: spock! you could’ve just told me! (and i would’ve broke the rules for you)

spock, as noble and kind as he is: and make you face the death penalty too? no… one of us is enough

#ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING #spock loves this man so damn much #and also the whole ‘no need to insult me sir i acted completely logical’ like… WHERE?#logical in the part where you wanted to make your previois captain happy so much you broke the rules for him submitting yourself to the #death penalty charge only for the possibily that your old captain will accept your offer and will become happy once again?#WHERES LOGIC IN THERE SPOCK #spock #star trek #spirk #or logical in the part where you know you could’ve had kirk’s support in breaking the rules but that way he would’ve faced death penalty too #but you cannot possibly endagner this man for you even at his on will?#yeah spock.#completely and utterly logical

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charlioak · 3 months

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screenshot redraw of mr. chigurh (heart emoji)

#charli.png #no country for old men #ncfom #anton chigurh #digital illustration #digital art #fanart #YOUR HONOR HE IS MY MEOW-MEOW!!!#i seriously had so much fun painting this! he has wonderful features but damn he is HARD TO DRAWW

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esper-atus · 4 days

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anyone else make malanga fritters and have a similar experience or was this just me

#isat #in stars and time #isat bonnie #you're telling me this CHILD had time to make malanga fritters AND onigiri AND cookies AND ???#i wish i could cook as well as a 12 year old #protect your hands while prepping habaneros just trust me #why are malangas so damn slippery #the fritters were good though

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canisalbus · 1 year

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Hello I made you some more art!! IDK Why your little guys have just stuck in my brain as of late but yeah I'm just on a roll I guess!

This piece was inspired by wondering who was present around Machete's assassination, and how people around him would react to his downfall. So I had the idea for a portrait of a final lover's embrace, as Vasco holds his dying beloved in bloodsoaked arms.

I tried my best with the clothing -- especially the shoes -- and I think I did a pretty good job but BOY were they hard! XD Anyways, I hope you like this one, it was a blast to draw! I love machete sm istg <3

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#Machete #Vasco #own characters #coldandfoggy #gift art #hhhhadgasjgdshad???#THIS #¿¿¿¿¿#congratulations you've managed to deliver some immense mental damage through the ethers #and I mean that as a compliment I live for the moments when art just really Hits You Where It Hurts #loving the way the scarlet red of Machete's cassock blends seamlessly with the pool of blood #Vasco's expression speaks volumes #he was always a very touchy feely person so thinking of their final embrace just puts a pit in your stomach #poses like this are tricky but Machete looks appropriately limp and lifeless and at peace in a way that's cruelly ironic #the halo is a nice touch it kind of evokes pietà imagery #the clothing and the shoes look fine I wouldn't have guessed you had issues with them if you hadn't mentioned it #just a grand old liver punch this one #damn son #thank you for drawing the sad dog guys I'm very flattered they've made an impression! I know I'll be agonizing over this piece for a while #some potentially upsetting lore musings!! violence and tragedy and stuff:#I haven't cemented the chain of events yet but I believe he was ambushed by a single assailant when he was alone #either early in the morning or late evening #he didn't manage to put up much of a fight that time the first stab punctured a lung and the second nicked a carotid artery #I believe you lose consciousness in a minute or so and generally bleed out in less than three #Vasco wouldn't have been informed of the murder because why would he be and even if he somehow found out very quickly #the distance between Rome and Florence is roughly 250 km don't quote me on this but it looks like it'd take at least 4 days on horseback?#I think but I don't know how horses work to be honest #maybe they had some sneaky correspondence going on but if there was a pause in communications it wouldn't have been a cause for concern #so it's highly likely he'd only find out when he rolled in town for another business trip #and Machete had been buried weeks or months ago

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unironicallycringe · 7 months

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something lgbtq was happening in this movie

#this is like when i watched Some Like It Hot and was jumpscared #disclaimer that this is a 1969 movie and it thus has random bursts of Problematic in the flavor of that era obvi #and the polyam stuff seems to be acceptable by way of 'comedic musical'#and they end up monogamous at the end because one is a Wanderer who cant help but Wander #but still damn it was a lot of fun #it does do that thing where it's an old musical and meanders #it's just like a collection of misadventures #hootin and hollerin and slapstick #and polyandry #vintage movies #western movie #clint eastwood #lee marvin #jean seberg #queer media #<- putting it there because although nothing is outright queer as we'd know it today #it's surprisingly queer for the time #paint your wagon #ok bye again logging back off 👋🏾❤️‍🩹

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starwrighter · 1 year

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Ba bam!! New prompt for y'all.

Danny is Jason's biological son but Maddie is still his mom. Let's say Jack had become sterile after their experiments with ectoplasm. This is devastating because they want more kids/experiments. They can't go the artificial route they can't properly insure the donor would meet their standards.

Maddie and Jack decides Maddie will go get the genetic material from someone that meets their standards in a place they'll never travel to again. This place happens to be new Jersey Gotham and the donor they choose is of course Jason. They of course never tell him. Jason remains unaware to the outcome of his spontaneous one night stand.

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Until Danny's brought to Gotham by Vlad for a gala. Imagine being the Wayne's and a sketchy billionaire introduces his godson and it's just a much younger version of Jason. The first thought they would jump to is clone so they're spending all this time talking to Danny while waiting for Jason to respond/ show up

In this time Danny manages to

1: Bully Dick for being a part of the circus when he tried talking to him (he's a cop, rich and he's from the circus; three strikes!!!)

2: Becomes immediate friends with Damian (They would be bff's and I will die on this hill!) Shenanigans ensue.

3: Makes a rich guy cry like a baby.

4: Is forcefully put in the corner by Vlad with the risk of sabotage to Jazz's future.

When Jason gets there he takes one look at Danny, his eyes glow green. He immediately knows Danny is his son. The batfam don't have the chance to confront him as Danny disappears before they get the chance. Danny unknowingly leaves chaos behind him.

#dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom crossover #danny phantom prompt #dcxdp #one of the highest numbers i saw while googling Jason's canon age was 22 #sooo...either we age Danny down for this or make Jason old #Damian demands Bruce adopt Danny despite knowing Jason is the biological father.#Jason: Danny is my son #Damian: tch Todd you should know by know that blood doesn't determine who's your family #Jason: I know damn well you went on about being the “superior blood son” at breakfast this morning.#Damian: Things change Todd! Danny is worthy of the family name

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knifefightandchill · 8 months

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