also congratulations to riz for being The dragon killer of all time. kalvaxus and oisin's grandmother took that picture together thinking they were hot shit and little did they know centuries later they'd both get absolutely rocked by the same 4'4 goblin teenager with a briefcase and glasses. get fucked losers
THE FINAL 24 HOURS OF CALLING ALL ADVENTURERS! (PRIDE EDITION 🏳️🌈)
Want to celebrate pride by supporting a small business and treating the members of your party? Then treat them to some pride themed D20s! I’m bringing back my pride pals sale. All orders of three or more stickers will get a 35% off discount applied to your cart from the 27th of May to the 10th of June. The D20s were designed by your local nonbinary lesbian and proceeds will go towards keeping me afloat during my job search 🥰
Oisin: “Liked my Ping Pong ball trap? Figured you all wouldn’t be clever enough-“
Riz: “I’m gonna eat your fucking family, dude”
Oisin: “What?”
Riz: “I killed and ate your grandma’s boyfriend, I just killed your grandma and like six of your aunts and uncles and cousins, im going to eat them all and you. You got siblings at the Middle School?”