#Flynt Coal

[howlingday]

Winter: He's a soldier.

Yang: A cowboy.

Raven: A knight.

Cinder: An asshole.

Blake: A terribly complicated man.

Ruby: Probably the easiest person to understand.

Tyrian: A riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped inside an enigma~!

Nora: A real-real, no play, son of a bitch~!

Robyn: A true huntsman.

Mercury: He's a killer.

Jessica: A pretty good kisser.

Velvet: A man too good for his own good.

Neo: (Sighs, Shrugs)

Flynt: A damn hard target.

Coco: A damn good leader, even if he doesn't think it.

Emerald: The scariest guy I have ever met, and I've met Tyrian!

Cardin: The SECOND best huntsman from Ansel~.

Yatsuhashi: A thoroughly untrustworthy fellow who I'd trust with my life any day of the week.

Neptune: A terrible swimmer you wouldn't want to meet.

Fox: He's kind of an ass.

Sun: He's a damn cheater is what he is!

Russel: Talk about your laugh riots!

Qrow: Someone who knows where he's going, and he knows how to get there.

Marrow: A wet rat. He smells EXACTLY like a wet rat.

Weiss: I don't know if I'll ever get married because every time I meet someone, I can't help but compare them to him. And there's no way they could ever measure up.

Oscar: He never told me what he was like when he was my age. As far as I can tell, he's never told ANYONE. But there's something to him that makes me feel like he's been where I'm at right now; where you're not sure of who you are or what you're doing, but you just know you have to do it. He's gotten used to taking a life just as much as life has been taken away from him. And that's why I think he's the greatest huntsman I've ever met.

Ren: He's a man I know better than any other man alive, but I'll be damned if he doesn't find a new way to surprise me. And seldom is it in a good way.

Ozpin: I could tell you what I know of the man. Things I imagine few others do. But I must admit, I'm far more interested in what YOU have to say. So please, Miss Lavender, if you don't mind...

Ozpin: What do YOU think of Jaune Arc?

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Jaune: They're all wrong, you know. Every single one of them.

Jaune: Well, except for Neptune. I can't swim to save my life.

Lisa: Okay, then why don't you tell me yourself... WHO IS JAUNE ARC?

Jaune: I... can't really say.

Lisa: Can't or won't?

Jaune: Can't.

Lisa: Why not?

Jaune: Because I don't know. The only thing I can say for sure about Jaune Arc is...

Jaune: He's a work in progress.

[yoomschoocs]

A Night to Remember...

Surpriiise @yangtism , it is I, your RWBY fanworks exchange giftee! <33 I took one look at your requests, saw Bumblebee, saw your 'fake dating' prompt, and I ran with it I'm sorry I was late, my ambition unfortunately didn't match my available time. 😅 But- I hope you are happy with your gift! I sure had a ton of fun working on it. 🥰🥰

And of course, thank you @remnants-of-rwby-exchange for organizing this exchange!! It turned out absolutely amazing and I'm so glad so many awesome and talented people took part.

Cheers guys, and onto the next rwby celebration! 💕

[schneezburger]

Is it weird I can kinda see Whitley bonding with Team FNKI? For some reason, can imagine them giving him the nickname "Witty Boy", for being quick-witted with his words. I can also see Whitley starting to take an interest in jazz music on the piano.

That is sooo cute I’d love to see that in any way, like the characters like Nora and Neon kinda jump on cooing over Oscar would be so funny to see with Whitley. They WILL be his friends whether he likes it or not. I doodled some silly interactions of Whitley and FNKI !!

So like ignore the sadness of the Atlas and Vacuo situation and let’s imagine the characters are all happy in some form lol

Feel like Flynt might take a bit to warm up to Whitley, kinda like with Weiss but they would so bond over music (Whitley trying out jazz sounds so fun)

Neon would be sooo annoying to Whitley, like dragging him around Vacuo and talking his ear off

We don’t know much about Kobalt and Ivori so at the least I feel like Whitley would be so intimidated by Kobalt who probably doesn’t talk to much, and then Whitley would try to appear really cool to Ivori because Ivori just looks cool yknow???

[patriot2525]

I need to see Commissar Arc meeting the atlas students like Neon, Coal, Ciel, and especially Penny.

Meeting the Commissar

Neon Katt

Neon: Sup, cutie. *gives a wink to the Commissar*

Commissar Arc: ... *completely speechless, as he stared at the abhumans so called uniform* What. is. this. *pointing at her attire, with a shaking finger*

Neon: like what you see, eh. *Give a catch smile, to the blonde Commissar* If you want we can go to a party and have som-ekk *grabbed by her collar with one hand of the Commissar, and first to stare right into the ever menacing Cybernetic glowing red eye of the Commissar*

Commissar Arc: YOU LISTEN HERE AND LISTEN WILL, BECAUSE I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF! *Brings her slightly closer to him* YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY CHANGE THIS INSULT OF A UNIFORM INTO A PROPER ONE, BEFORE I PUNISH YOU WITH 100 LASHES! *intensifying his angry glare, before lowering his voice into a whispering* Do I make myself clear, abhuman!?

Neon: *nodding furiously her head, While stuttering in fear* YES MASTER! I MEAN, YES SIR MASTER! I MEAN, YES MASTER SIR! I MEAN, YES SIR! *Shakingly trying to salute the Commissar*

Commissar Arc: Good. *Released his grip from Neon’s collar, and leds her fall to the ground*

Neon: *Hit the hard ground with her butt* OOF!

Commissar Arc: *Turns around with his back to Neon* You better have a proper uniform on yourself, when I return for a check up. *Turning his head to glance back at her with a glare* or there will be severe consequences, once I return. *starts to walk away from Neon, who staring at the walking way form of the Commissar*

Neon: ...

Neon: Is it weird that I feel turned on by this? *asking no one in particular, while having a small blush on her cheeks*

Flynt Coal

Flynt: Hey you! *points at the Commissar, while approaches him*

Commissar Arc: *Looks at Flynt* Yes?

Flynt: *narrowing his eyes* Are you that guy that threatened my teammate?

Commissar Arc: *raised an eyebrow* and if did?

Flynt: Listen buddy, I don't know what your deal is or who you are. *slightly lowering his sunglasses, to stay right in the Commissar’s eyes* But I know this, if you threaten my teammate again, I will shove my trumpet so far up your as-AEK!!! *gets interrupted by a punch from the Commissar to his stomach, Which makes him lose his breath. The Commissar then kicked to the back of his legs, causing him to fall on his back to the hard ground*

Commissar Arc: *Stomps his boot on Flynt’s chest*

Flynt: AH! *Feels the heavy boot of the Commissar on his chest, And then he heard a loud “CLICK” sound. He cautiously opened his eyes, to which he was meant with the sight the Commissar’s medicine form that was glaring down at him and the sight of barrel of the Commissar’s bolt pistol pointing at his face*

Commissar Arc: *Glare down at Flynt, while increasing the pressure of his boot on Flynt’s chest* I suggest you choose your words very wisely guardsmen.

Flynt: ... *gulps hard, unable to say anything out of both fear and nervousness*

Commissar Arc: Nothing to say? good. *Kneels down, while still maintaining the pressure on Flynt’s chest* Then I suggest you listen to me, very carefully. *increase the pressure on Flynt’s chest* I am a Commissar. My duties are to maintain order and discipline in the guardsmen regiment, that includes keeping dogs like you in check. *Pressing the barrel of his bald pistol on to Flynt’s forehead*

Flynt: *Feels his heart skips a bit, as he saw the Commissar’s finger was on the trigger*

Commissar Arc: You Should never threaten a Commissar, If you don't want to be executed as a heretic.

Flynt: *eyes widen at the mention of getting executed*

Commissar Arc: But fortunately for you, I am more merciful than the other Commissars. *Retracted his bolt pistol from pointing at Flynt’s forehead* So I suggest to you to be thankful, from my merciful forgiveness of your insolent insult. *begin straightening up, before lessing the pressure of his boot on Flynt’s chest*

Flynt: *takes a big gulp of breath, as if he finally came out of the water*

Commissar Arc: Now before you tried to threaten me, with your poor attempt at intimidation. *takes off his boot off Flynt’s chest* you wanted to know for what reason was my harsh treatment given to your abhuman companion, it's quite simple.

Flynt: *As the Commissar's boot was off his chest, he finally managed to lift himself slightly up. while still maintaining his eye contact with the Commissar, waiting to hear the answer*

Commissar Arc: The abhuman has shown disrespect to the guard and to the entire Astra Militarum by wearing that disgusting excuse of a uniform, and this kind of disrespectful behaviour is something that I will not tolerate! *looks at Flynt’s clothes* And It seems that I need to suggest the same thing, as I did to you abhuman companion. *Turns around with his back to Flynt* So I suggest that you change your uniform immediately, if you don’t wish to be punished for real this time. *begins to walk away*

Flynt: *Watching as the Commissar walked off* Man, this guy is scarier than the drill sergeant...

Ciel Soleil

Commissar Arc: *walking in the beacons hallways, About to take a right turn*

???: off *accidentally bumps into Commissar*

Commissar Arc: *slightly pushed back* Are you all right, guardswoman?

???: *immediately straightening herself up, before giving a proper salute to the Commissar* Yes Sir. My Apology for bumping into you, Sir. it is my fault for not watching where I was going, Sir. *takes a proper soldiers Stand, with her hands behind her back*

Commissar Arc: *slightly surprised at her actions, but quickly returns his serious expression* Could it be? A disciplined Guardsman for once, or at least Not like the others ones that I have the misfortune of encountering them. *slightly annoyed at the bitter memory of his two recent encounters, but quickly returns his focused at the guardswoman that was front of him* What’s your designation? Guardswoman.

Ciel: I am Huntress in training, Ciel Soleil. I am a student of Atlas Academy, and a proud member of the Atlas military.

Commissar Arc: *nods his head* Ah, finally some properly disciplined soldier Behavior. *Give a small smile* Tell me Guardswoman Soleil, where are you currently headed?

Ciel: I was headed to training class, for my routine schedule.

Commissar Arc: *raised an eyebrow* Routine schedule? Can you elaborate on that, guardswoman.

Ciel: Yes Sir. I have a schedule for every day, with each schedule filled with tasks for me to do and to improve my efficiency and study to become a huntress.

Commissar Arc: *very impressed, but not showing it*interesting, and what do you wish to achieve by doing this?

Ciel: *Makes a determined face* I wish to become one of the Atlas specialists, The Ace-Ops. The Atlas Elite soldiers, the best of the best.

Commissar Arc: *now genuinely showing his prideful Commissar smile, at Ciel’s determination to achieving her goal* By the throne, finally a true example of a warrior of mankind. If I would train her, I could mould her into a proper example of a guardsman, or perhaps even a Commissar. *Cleans his throat, returning into his commanding Commissar demeanour* Guardswoman Soleil, Do you know who I am?

Ciel: Yes, Sir. You are Commissar Jaune Arc, an officer that has a duty to maintain order and discipline amongst the soldiers. As well eliminate any corruption and traitors among the rings. This is all that we were informed by general ironwood about you, Sir.

Commissar Arc: Good, This makes things much more easier. *Puts his hand on Ciel’s shoulder* Guardswoman Soleil, You have shown remarkable disciplined and exemplary behaviour befitting of the guardsmen. Even though my first encounter with the two disappointing excuses of the Atlas’s guardsman that I have misfortune of meeting earlier. *showing bitter annoyance at the memory of them, without trying to hide it* You have proven that there is still hope for Atlas guardsman, which is why I wish to extend an offer for you.

Ciel: *Has her full attention towards the Commissar, eager to learn of the offer*

Commissar Arc: Guardswoman Soleil, I offer you to become my personal assistance. under me, you will be properly train and mould into the likes of Cadian Kasrkin. You will be trained to use various weapons, from the likes of Melee weapons like the chainsword and to the likes of long range weapons like heavy lastguns. you will be also taught how to strategise in every situation, and how to make tactical decisions that will change the course of battle into your favour. *leans closer to her, looking straight into her eyes* But I must warn you, that if you will agree to this, you’ll be subjected to most harsh and painful training that will break you physically as well as mentally, as this path will lead you not only to achieving greatness, but also filled with pain, that will make you sweat and bleed. So tell me guardsman Soleil, do you have what it takes to do this?

Ciel: *Has a fully determined look, as her eyes were shining at the opportunity to be trained by the well respected Commissar* Yes Sir. I'm fully determined to become Atlas elite soldier, it will be great honour to be trained by you, Sir.

Commissar Arc: *Smiles once again with a proud smile* Good. *Turns around and begin walking towards the training grounds* Follow me to training grounds, Guardswoman Soleil. Your training begins now.

Ciel: Yse Sir. *immediately rushing towards the Commissar to catch up with him, before stopping and begins following behind him in a slower pace*

Penny Polendina

Commissar Arc: *simply walking in the hallways, before spotting guardswoman Rose standing in the middle of the hallways* Guardsman Rose, What are you doing standing here?

Ruby: EEP *jump in startled surprise*

Commissar Arc: *simple raised an eyebrow at how easily Ruby got scared*

Ruby: JAU- I mean Commissar Arc, Please don't do that, You scared me. *puffed out her cheeks in a childish manner, while pouting like a little child*

Commissar Arc: *unfazed by Ruby’s childish behaviour, even though his is slightly annoyed by this* You still have not answered my question, Guardswoman Rose. what are you doing in the middle of hallways?

Ruby: Oh, I'm waiting for my friend to come here.

Commissar Arc: A Friend?

Ruby: Yep, She Should be here any second now. Her name is Pen-OFF *gets tackled by someone*

Commissar Arc: *This surprise attack made him instinctively to grab the heeled of his chainsword, ready to unleash the Emperors fury upon the unknown enemy*

???: SALUTATIONS FRIEND RUBY!

Ruby: *Struggling to say and move, due to an orange hair girl on top of her* Aek! Penny you too much heavy, Please get off of me, I can't- Aek! breathe.

Penny: Oh, Sorry friend Ruby. *gets off Ruby, and then help so to get up*

Commissar Arc: *Still holding his weapon, ready to attack at any moment* Guardsman Rose! I demand that you immediately explain who is this?

Ruby: Oh yeah. *Remember that the Commissar was here* Commissar Arc, This is my friend Pen-

Penny: Salutations! I am Penny Polendina and I am combat ready. it's nice to meet you Commissar Arc, general ironwood and friend Ruby told me lot about you *extends her hand for a handshake, while having a bright beaming smile*

Commissar Arc: *Looks at Penny with suspicion, before taking her hand for a handshake. slightly surprised by Penny's very hard hand grip that resembles that of the grips of the metal cybernetic hands of the Tech-Priest, As well feeling the lack of warm of her hand, as if her body was made of cold metal*

Ruby: *Looks at the time in her scroll* Oh no, Penny our Bullhead is about to take off, we need to go now.

Penny: Okay friend Ruby, goodbye Commissar Arc it was nice meeting you. *runs off with Ruby*

Ruby: Bye Jaune! *shouts out, while running with Penny*

Commissar Arc: *silently absorbing as the two Guardswoman running away from his sight, but despite this he still managed to have a glimpse of Polendina’s inner soul, which strangely resembles that of the Adeptus Mechanicus, with it's gray metallic colors of the machine spirit and the blessing of the Omnissiah* Penny Polendina, hem. I Should keep an eye on her, just in case. *begins to walk off*

A/N: and done, I finally finish this. Sorry for the long wait for new post. I can’t give any excuses as it solely my fault at being such a lazy ass. But anyway, I hope you will like it. It’s late in the night so now I’m going to bed but after this, I’m continue working on the second ask. Good night and good day for everybody.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

A Large group of Huntsmen in training make their way through a dense forest

Neptune: *Covered in Mud* We've been walking for miles!

Sun: *torn Clothes, Shirt Buttoned* I'm beginning to think it doesn't even exist!

Ren: *In a Shin Splint* Hush your mouths! We've come too far for insubordinance!

Jaune: *Five o'clock shadow* Oscar?

Oscar: *Holding a hand to the sky* We're Close. I can feel it.

Jaune: Then we keep moving.

Flynt: *Perfectly clean* Not even Atlas sends us on missions as important as this.

Oscar: STOP!

Jaune: It's near?

Oscar: Yes!

Jaune: Alright men! Begin the search!

The H.i.T.'s fan out, searching for something among the trees and brush.

Mercury: *Pulling on a branch* Hey! I think I found something!

The Boys gather, helping Mercury Pull it out, it ultimately ending in Jaune's hands*

Sun: ... We found it ...

Flynt: All these months of searching ...

Ren: It's ... It's Incredible.

Oscar: No. it's not incredible. It's ...

Neptune: It's a Damn Good-

Jaune: No, It isn't just Damn good.

Jaune: *Raising the Stick in the Air* IT'S THE DAMN BEST STICK!

The Boys erupt in a cacophony of joy, wooping and cheering, Laughing and Crying. They'd found their quarry, and peace fell across the lands.

[glassofoj-twitter]

Made them smooch 💛🩷

(Plus some silly meme comic sketches)

[brokentrafficknight]

[pilot-boi]

Ruby x Flynt ship name: Redstone (cuz Flynt's name comes from a Minecraft joke)

Okay but this one’s really good actually

Like good enough that I’m surprised it isn’t already the known name

Thanks! I’ll be adding it to THE SHEET promptly

[redheartedtramp]

Ruby: Hey Weiss, where you going? Out to see Flynt~?

Weiss: Cute, Ruby. But you ARE half right. I'm going to pick up his favorite donuts for when he's done practicing his trumpet.

Ruby: *notices the hickes on her neck* Wait, Weiss!

Weiss: Hmm?

Ruby: *remembers all the times she called her a dolt* Oh, uh, never mind. It's not important.

Weiss: ...Alright... *leaves*

Ruby: *evil grin* Have fun, best buddy~

And so...

Weiss: *slams door open and marches to Ruby*

Yang: Whoa, Ice Queen's mad.

Blake: Nice hickes, Weiss.

Weiss: RUBY!

Ruby: Yes~?

Weiss: *grabs Ruby by her collar* You knew! I know you knew! And you just let me walk out there like this!

Ruby: Well, I'm just a dolt~ What do I know?

[invincibleweasel]

RWBY Characters When Asked If They Like Yaoi or Not.

[rwac96]

Prompt faubus au

Who are the other 2 team makes jaune and penny have on there team?

(Part I / Part II)

"Penny!" Calls a jubilant voice, an orange-haired cat Faunus with highlights skates towards Penny. "There ya are!" She blinks, taking notice of the blonde rabbit Faunus. "Oh, who's your new friend~?"

"This is Jaune Arc," the freckled girl introduced the now sheepish Jaune, "Jaune, this is Neon Katt. She too is a Faunus."

"Hi," the aspiring swordsman waves, while Neon gets too close in his personal space. "That's a bit close."

"Hmm," she began to skate around the new student, "I gotta admit, slightly scraggly, but you're kinda cute~."

"Neon, Penny," a dark-skinned youth in a fedora with a matching vest approaches the trio. "There you three are, huh." He blinks, taking notice of Jaune, "Who's the new guy?"

"Jaune," the Rabbit Faunus waves, "I'm gonna guess you guys are our teammates."

"Huh," Neon leans against Jaune, "I think we're gonna get along just fine~."

[howlingday]

Yang: (Looking through Ruby's computer) THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!

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Yang: (Listening to Flynt's jazzy singles) THERE'S SO MUCH HORN!

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Yang: (In the hospital nursery) THERE'S SO MUCH BORN!

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Yang: (Seeing Nora's Imperial Fist collection) THERE'S SO MUCH DORN!

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Yang: (At a White Fang rally with Blake) THERE'S SO MUCH SCORN!

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Yang: (Helping her dad with his rose bushes) THERE'S SO MUCH THORN!

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Yang: (Sees Jaune staring at Pyrrha's statue) THERE'S SO MUCH FORLORN!

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Yang: (Helping Oscar with his harvest) THERE'S SO MUCH CORN!

Oscar: Thank you, I grew it all myself~!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Bulwark Teacher: Flynt, A Trumpet is not a suitable weapon against Grimm.

Flynt: yes it is, and with my semblance I'm going to use another three of them.

Bulwark Teacher: Flynt no-

Flynt: Flynt yes.

*Epic sounds of Jazzy Grimm destruction*

Flynt: Flynt ALWAYS yes!

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Jaune: Nora, Grenade launchers are not instruments.

Nora: Yes they are and I'm going to use 21 of them

Jaune: Nora No.

Nora: Nora yes.

*Tchaikovsky's Eighteen-Twelth Overture begins playing*

Nora: Nora ALWAYS yes!

[rainbow-zebra-art]

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May is often a graduation time 🎓 🎉 So here are Flynt and Neon playing music at their graduation! Flynt plays his trumpet of course, and Neon uses her glow sticks on drums~

Although Atlas is famous for its austerity and military aesthetics, I wanted to imagine that there would be some graduation parade, and it would be a fun and carefree event. Colorful confetti, music, and all that stuff... At least until the beginning of the official part :P

You can access my exclusive RWBY illustrations by subscribing to certain tiers on Boosty (just like Patreon thing) or by purchasing a specific post. Sketch version Finished version

Now when it's summer, the next three monthly illustrations will be all summer-related! Consider subscribing to get a chance for your idea to be chosen 😉

[superiorsturgeon]

Your Song

Whitley: Neon? C-can we speak?

Whitley: …in private…?

Neon: Sure, snowflake? Is everything okay…?

Whitley: I…um, well…

Whitley: …please, just come with me…

Neon: What could Whitley want? He seems really serious and preoccupied…Could something be wrong with him? 🤔

Neon: …wait, could something be wrong with ME? Is his family giving him trouble for dating a Faunus? 😨

Neon: Oh, no! Is he going to break up with me?! I’ve had boyfriends before, but…I think I really like him! I don’t wanna lose my little snowflake! 😭

Neon: *anxiously starts replaying every breakup she has ever had in her head, getting more and more upset and convinced that her relationship is collapsing* 😰

Whitley: *takes Neon’s hands, interrupting her train of thought*

Whitley: *guides Neon to a chair*

Whitley: *climbs up on a small raised platform with a piano*

Neon: 😶

Whitley: …Neon…I haven’t had many friends…or ANY relationships…

Whitley: …but through everything that’s happened in the past few months, when my father was arrested, the fall of Atlas, and my family losing everything when we came to Vacuo, you’ve been there for me!

Whitley: *sits down in front of piano* I suppose, what I’m trying to say is…

Whitley: *starts playing* 🎶…It’s a little bit funny…this feeling inside…I’m not one of those who can easily hide…🎶

Whitley: 🎶…I know it’s not much but it’s the best I can do…My gift is my song and this one’s for you…!🎶

Neon: *watching with her mouth open, heart fluttering* …woah…little boyfriend has really gotten good at singing…! 😦

Whitley: *gaining confidence* 🎶…and you can tell everybody this is your song…It may be quite simple but, now that it’s done…🎶

Whitley: 🎶 I hope you don’t mind…I hope you don’t mind…that I put down in words…🎶

Whitley: *turns to look at Neon while playing* 🎶…how wonderful life is…while you’re in the world…!🎶

Neon: Holy crap, I’ve heard stories of people being serenaded but I didn’t think anyone actually DID that! I think I’m about to physically swoon! 😳

Whitley: *looks into Neon’s eyes while still playing piano* Neon, I’ve never felt like this about anyone before…

Whitley: So much has happened, with the fall of Atlas, the vault, and trying to rebuild in Vacuo, all while Salem is out there threatening all of us…

Whitley: …I suppose what I’m trying to say is, I don’t know what the future will be like…

Whitley: …but it would be…so amazing…if you were in it with me…! 😖

Neon: …did…

Neon: …did you just…propose to me…?! 😳

Whitley: *accidentally mashes piano keys* I-I-I-I-?! 😨

Whitley: …I…I think…I did…?

Neon: …

Whitley: …

Elsewhere…

Winter: *in the middle of planning strategy with Qrow, Raven, and Theodore* The north wall remains a weak point in our defenses, but by freeing up some spare brick from older construction projects, we should be able to-*interrupted by Scroll call*

Winter: Hm? Whitley? Are you all right-

Whitley: SISTER I NEED YOUR HELP!! I PERFORMED A SONG FOR NEON AND IT WORKED TOO WELL AND I ACCIDENTALLY PROPOSED TO HER!!!

Winter: …

Winter: …what…?

Still elsewhere…

Flynt: *chilling on a bench, feels his Scroll vibrate*

Flynt: Hello! Go for Flyn-

Neon: FLYNT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY WHITLEY PROPOSED TO ME WITH THE SWEETEST SONG EVER AND I’M FREAKING OUT HERE WHAT DO I DOOOOOO?!?!?

Flynt: First thing’s first, take five minutes to calm down…

Flynt: …and for my eardrums to heal…

Flynt: …and then we’ll talk through this!

Song lyrics from “Your Song” by Elton John.

[pilot-boi]

Question: which guys would make jaune go into a gay panic

There’s some caveats that need to be declared before I answer this

First of all, Jaune isn’t the most AWARE character, bless his heart. He’s actively flirted with people and not even noticed he’s doing it, which is for the best, cause when he actually TRIES he’s pretty abysmal at it

Second of all, Jaune has always struck me as similar to Blake, someone who has been aware that they’re bi for a while, in his case mostly thanks to having Saphron as a sister. So none of these characters would be a gay awakening for the boy

Caveats out of the way, let’s get to who I think would make him go 😳

Lie Ren, lets just get that one squared away. Especially when he lets his hair down in Mistral. Has Jaune going “boy pretty”

Marrow Amin. He’s like Jaune but if he was confident, plus he’s a little bit older. Kiddo is weak to the coffee wanting puppy dog eyes

Flynt Coal. He literally does the awkward bi peace sign at him when the guy suggests that they should party some time

He’s barely met Mercury, but probably also him. Boy is a sucker for confidence, what can I say