Clint: Kate cut her hair
Nat: I feel like we've been through this
Clint: Pretty sure we have, how's Yelena taking it?
Nat: Not well
Nat: (reads from her phone in a monotonous voice) Kate Bishop had done the unspeakable and cut her hair. How dare she, was this a plan? A distraction? How can I focus on anything when she looks like this?
Clint: How are they both this bad at dating?
Nat: It gets better.
Nat: (reading again) I have never been so attracted to hair before, is it the hair or her? It is obviously her, what am I meant to do? Oh she sent another selfie.
Nat: (laughing) We're entering capslock now
Clint: She knows where the capslock is?
Nat: (reading) IT IS A SHOWER SELFIE. WETT HAIR? HOW AM I MEANT TO??? NATASHA HELP ME.
Clint: Kate just texted
Nat: What happened?
Clint: (reading) I think Yelena hates my hair?? She's mumbling in Russian and hasn't blinked in 3 minutes can Natasha come and help?
Nat: Oh no, she's too horny to function
Clint: Please can we go see her to bully her about it later
Nat: (standing up) what else were we gonna do?
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Once upon a time, there was a vibrant and vivacious Brazilian twink named Leo. He was known for his luscious, thick hair that cascaded down to his shoulders. Leo loved his hair and took great care of it, but one day he came across a trend on social media that piqued his interest. Young Brazilian men were shaving the tops of their heads in a male pattern bald style, and the results were striking.
Leo was always up for a change of pace and thought that it would be fun to try out the look for himself. He invited some of his friends over, and they shaved off the top of his head, leaving only a fringe of hair. They all had a good laugh, recorded the process, and uploaded the video online. The response was overwhelmingly positive, and Leo was pleased with the results.
Two days later, Leo and his friends went out to the club to dance the night away. While he was on the dance floor, he caught sight of a handsome, older bald man who caught his eye. Leo approached him and said, 'I like your look.' To which the man replied, 'I could say the same, looks like we match.'
The two men hit it off, and after a few drinks, they went back to the bald man's house. They started kissing and soon found themselves in the bald man's bedroom. The bald man rubbed Leo's head, which still had some stubble from his recent shave, and said, 'I used to have the same problem with stubble when I started shaving, but I cleaned mine up well.'
In the dimly lit confines of the bedroom, the man produced a bottle of poppers, offering it to Leo with a mischievous grin. 'Breathe this in, and I'll fix you up,' he purred, his voice dripping with both excitement and anticipation. Without hesitation, Leo breathed in the poppers, and they hit him hard. He felt a sudden surge of horniness, and the bald man noticed it.
Oblivious to the potential dangers and under the influence of the intoxicating substance, Leo allowed the man to guide him through the experience. However, he could have never anticipated the peculiar turn the night would soon take.
'Time to clean you up,' the older man announced, producing an epilator from his nightstand.
The bald man then took out an epilator and started using it on Leo's male pattern bald spot. Leo was surprised but didn't stop the bald man. Instead, he found himself getting more and more turned on by the sensation of the epilator ripping out his hair. Leo's eyes widened, confusion and fear lacing his features. To Leo's surprise, in addition experiencing pain, he was overcome by an indescribable sensation of pleasure. The older man was making him hornier by the second, and he found himself wanting more. Losing himself to the unfamiliar and exhilarating feelings, Leo surrendered to the man's unconventional methods, allowing him to fully rip out the majority of his hair.
The epilator tugged and pulled at Leo’s hair, ripping it out by the roots. It was painful, but the pleasure that accompanied it was undeniable. Leo couldn't believe how turned on he was, and he let the older man continue until every last hair had been torn out.
After an intense epilating session, the bald man turned off the epilator and handed Leo a mirror. Leo looked in the mirror and saw that all his hair on top of his head had been removed. His shaved male pattern baldness had now turned into a smooth, hairless male pattern bald dome.
Leo was stunned but also felt incredibly horny. The bald man seemed excited about the result. 'Well, someone seems to like the improvement,' the bald man laughed.
Over the next few days, Leo couldn't stop thinking about the bald man and the intense sexual experience they shared. He found himself going back to the bald man's apartment every night, and the bald man continued to epilate Leo's head.
Despite the pain and discomfort of the epilating sessions, Leo found himself craving the sensation more and more. He enjoyed the feeling of being bald, and he liked that he could share this unique experience with the bald man.
The bald man and Leo continued to see each other and explore their sexual chemistry further. They found that they shared a mutual fascination with the male pattern baldness and the sensation of tearing hair out.
Eventually, Leo's hair stopped growing back. The bald man shaved Leo's head, and his male pattern bald fringe was now visible even with the shaved head. 'Well, now we really do look just like each other,' the horny bald twink laughs.
Leo had never thought that he would find baldness attractive, but the experience had changed his perspective. He had learned to embrace his masculinity and sexuality in a new way.
Leo's friends noticed the change in his appearance but didn't say anything. Leo decided to keep the new look, and he started to enjoy the attention he was getting from strangers. He felt a sense of freedom and confidence that he had never felt before.
In the end, Leo had transformed himself from a luscious-haired twink into a bald, confident man. He had embraced a trend that he had initially found amusing, and he had turned it into something that he now cherished.
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