#HE IS A GOLD DIGGER

[smugraccoon137]

Hate watching 90 fiance

And its like. Do I wanna watch this show? Or do I wanna watch someone else watch this show and scream about it? Like YouTube gamer man whose also a relationship therapist absolutely screaming while they watch this show

[and-so-he-rambled]

People seeing former playboy Bruce Wayne begin hanging around a young single dad clearly in poverty and giving him and job and his kids getting on the Wayne scholarship:

“You’re giving him a lot of financial power over you, aren’t you worried?”

Vlad, who made his first million at twenty five and has been stealing artifacts to fund several offshore accounts but can’t access the money without seeming suspicious and is using Bruce as a tool to his own gain, but is very theater kid coded:

“Oh you know how it is as a single father, I need to think of my kids. We’re just so grateful for Mister Wayne’s generosity.”

[nico-di-genova]

prev anon is insane for being shocked. look at lance and tell me hes not a dilf chaser. and this one doesnt have kids as far as i know so bonus

Lance and his old man rizz is something that should be studied at this point. He draws the grandpas of the grid to him like moths to a flame. They cannot help but giggle and kick their feet in his presence.

Nico about Lance’s long princely locks in Japan:

And this is just what I could find from my own tags and a two second google search. He’s managed to rizz up both Sebastian and Fernando, Bottas too at one point I think. He’s got the dilfs of the grid wrapped around his finger and I’m tired of pretending he doesn’t tbh.

[roseandgold137]

im cooking some insane jack drake lore rn. Like Tim’s gonna think he’s got a wild story abt a yj mission but Jack will ALWAYS be able to one up him. Like oh you went to apokolips?? Reminds me of that time I was kidnapped by a deranged wizard and had to complete the 12 labours of Hercules to escape. Good days

[writingjourney]

You have to respect that they put as many little freaks as possible into Act 2 of BG3. Like, they really catered to the crazy bitches and added multiple flavors to choose from.

[zappedbyzabka]

Totally trustworthy blue shirts and (gremlin) smiles

Something something daisy boy who definitely has the best intentions.

[cametotheshowinsd]

BEJEWELED (1932) A Musical directed by: Taylor Swift & Busby Berkeley - Is the nightclub sensation 'Midnight' a gold digger, or a siren woman, or just a girl who wants the penthouse of your heart? Either way, you best believe she can make the whole place shimmer! 💎💎💎 "Diamonds in my eyes, I polish up real nice (NICE!)"

[juicequeen21]

With the post that Near and Mello were originally supposed to be L's children going around again. Imagine if that were the case and Light is the evil step mom trying to send them away.

They try to terrorize Light not realizing he's also super intelligent. So there is a bunch of chaos going on and they are trying to keep their mutual hatred for each other a secret from L.

[theloveinc]

i simply.. do not believe yandere!katsuki would be able to put up with me for very long.

i’d be accepting bc i like being taken care of.. until he realizes how high maintenance i am.

i would spend his money on the essentials (skincare, haircare, perfumes, plushies for our bed.. etc..)

and spend hours doing all that even though i’m not going out, like our shower rack is 99% my shampoo and curly hair products and scented soaps.. our bed has plushies and i have a whole section of our closet dedicated to my perfume collection.

i’m like too touchy/clingy and i feel like he’d want his space for a while and like i’d annoy him really bad UGHHH..

My golly. I absolutely adore it when a yandere doesn't know what exactly they've gotten themselves into. When they finally realize that they've idolized you to the point of not even knowing who you are anymore, only for it to be too late for them to go back in time and prevent it all from going this way.

It's hard to say if Bakugo was expecting you to come to terms with being captive so quickly. He was definitely prepared for resistance, prepared for a lot, really, 'cuz when is he not........? But I don't think he's ever prepared for how easily you fall into a routine with him, and how quickly it turns out that it's less about him, and romance, and falling in love as is it just........... coming to terms with a life you weren't able to choose for yourself.

It's sad because... if he had only courted, asked, waited for you to love him the regular way, taking you on dates and kissing you softly, things would've been so different for your relationship, so genuine and so sweet; exactly what he longed for even if you were still high maintenance.

But to experience it all in the way that he does, with you at his mercy and his credit card at yours... shocks him. He buys you and lets you buy things at first because he feels bad, and watching you pick at the lint of your bed sheets with literally nothing of your own in the house makes his heart ache. Yandere!Bakugo is possessive and desperate, not cruel, and what is a relationship if not filling the home together?

But what he doesn't realize (at first, at least): it's not things you want, but... luxury. A good quality of life. You know the only thing you can hope for is a comfortable house since he's the one who made everything else painful.

Besides, it's hard for him to touch you if your hair product needs to soak to properly work. It's hard to feel like the sex is real and intimate when you prefer to do your fourteen-step shower routine first, or if your bed has to be clear of all your toys and expensive, sherpa blankets and decorative pillows. He can't take take you on dates even if he does buy you fancy clothes... because it's his fault your "missing" poster is plastered all over the streets of Mustafu in the first place.

And by the time you are ready to cuddle him, cling to him, maybe even kiss him on the mouth... it's not because you changed your mind about loving him, it's because he left you no other choice.

(AKA: he got exactly what he wanted... but he didn't realize how much it was going to cost. Literally and metaphorically.)

[apomaro-mellow]

Hey Apo! How would you do a mermaid/pirate steddie fic?

The shoreline was in sight and everyone on board was excited to get back on solid land. Some more excited than others. Instead of flying the Jolly Roger, they raised the Hellfire emblem when the sirens were in sight. Some of the merfolk looked visibly disappointed, diving back to the water. No one on the ship was prey after all.

They made it to shore, anchoring down and disembarking. Captain Eddie left his crew to it while looking around for his sweetheart. Not too far away, perched on one of those rocks with the other mers was his love, shimmering tail and all.

"Light of my life! Song in my heart!" Eddie sloshed through the water and held his arms out, expecting Steve to jump right into them.

Steve shook his head with a smile. "You know what'll happen."

"Come here~", Eddie made grabby motions towards him.

With a dreamy sigh, Steve launched off the rock, falling into Eddie's arms. Eddie made a valiant effort, but he still fell back into the ocean. Steve helped bring them back up to the surface to give him a salty kiss.

"Aah, the taste of home."

[beautifulsimswherearethey]

i know i know i can't stop posting him but i'm really close to finish giving his bestie a makeover

[dear-ao3]

ok seeng your haas commentary is killing me bc I grew up with nascar and Stewart-Haas Racing (SHR) which gene founded with tony, its a whole story, was a powerhouse pain in the ass problem causing team and then their european cousin is the poorest little meow meow i fucking love it

haas f1 forgot to tighten the bolts on their tires in australia in 2019 after qualifying the highest they ever had and then it all went downhill from there

[cressthebest]

born to read marauders fanfic, forced to calculate astrobiology and physics math

[fogsy-feel]

One should count themselves lucky, to marry a Hale.

Though gratitude is few and far between, the matriarch might say. Not much is known about the elusive son in law. A young man spotted on infrequent occasions, tending to the child, abusing the amenities and depleting his husband's endless funds.

At least there's Eli... The family thinks.

[roseandgold137]

Drew one of the moments from chapter six of every good gold digger bc they’ve captivated me

[jtl-fics]

You said you had something queued for the non-specific reality show AU?

WIP WEDNESDAY

"Welcome to Ugh." Andrew says while sitting in a perfectly white room on a simple black chair.

"We're your hosts, I can't believe I'm still alive to suffer through this, it's Jean Moreau." Jean says pouring half of a bottle of wine into a wine glass and handing the rest of the bottle to Andrew before taking a sip.

Andrew accepts the bottle, "And Contractually obligated by the Real House-spouses of Exy to say I'm happy to be here, Andrew Minyard." Andrew says.

"Today's segments include, 'No Kevin just because it has Exy in the title doesn't mean any of us want to hear about changes in player stats'" Jean says tiredly.

"And ,of course, 'Is it fashion or is Neil just hot enough to pull it off?' The answer may surprise you."

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Thanks @ittyybittybaker for goofing around with me in messages about this yesterday lol