#He's like Gomez towards Morticia to his wife

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Blorbo from my brain. I'd so go for a drink with him. And I don't even drink

[fearlessreid]

eddie munson meeting goth!princess reader

(blurb series)

𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐

it was a normal day except for the whispers going around about you, the new girl. eddie paid no mind to the whispers about the girl, another girl that would be popular by tomorrow, dating a member of the basketball team.

what he didn’t expect was the girl of his dreams to walk through the lunchroom doors.

you were dressed in all black, long dress with flared sleeves that came down to your ankles paired with high platform boots.

you were his own personal elvira come to life (someone who eddie has jerked off to the thought of more than he’d like to admit).

he was drawn to you with a magnetic force he couldn’t explain, he knew he needed to serve you just like gomez does to morticia.

mikes eyes follow eddies gaze to you and mike takes one look at you and chuckles “someone should tell her halloween doesn’t come for another month” he teases and eddie glares at him and throws a cracker at his head

“silence sheep, that’s my future wife you are talking about” eddie hisses and goes back to worshipping you with his eyes.

gareth scoffs “do you even know her name?”. eddie slightly blushes and glares.

“not yet but i’m gonna find out” he states confidently. gareth sees you walking towards their table and he snickers “better be soon, gomez, your morticia is coming our way”

eddies palms start to sweat as you approach the table.

“which one of you is the dm” you say blankly. eddies words get lost “i-uh-what?” he says nervously and the rest of the table snickers.

you roll your eyes “the dungeon master? a red head girl said you guys play dnd”

eddies at a loss for words, not only are you the object of his spank bank desires, you also play dnd? how perfect are you.

eddie smirks “that would be me”, you nod “great, do you have room for one more…” you await his name.

he stands up so you are face to face with him “eddie…eddie munson” he sticks his hand out.

you firmly shake it and tell him your name “well eddie…do you got room for one more”

he leans down, your hand still in his hand and gives you a kiss on the hand, mimicking gomez to morticia.

“i’d let you in anywhere princess”

eddie munson knew from then on his mission in life was to serve you.

𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐𖤐

leave requests of anything you want to see or happen between eddie and goth!princess reader!!

[onecantsimply]

drunk!husband x reader for Jack, Hermes, Hercules respectively when they had just a bit too much and then see their wife?

Bet-

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ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕝𝕖𝕤:

• I can imagine this man getting home with Ares helping him, and you’re just standing there with a blink. You were probably trying to eat a treat or drink tea until the door burst open, with Ares walking in after saying a small “excuse us.”

• He and Heracles were most likely drinking after a successful job, which must have been quite important if the two had the time to celebrate.

• Heracles really didn’t do much until you peeked over at him, and he saw you. Both of you blinked for a moment before he immediately had you in his arms, already confessing his love for you. Even if he was already your significant other. Married, too.

• Still, you of course accepted his confession, making him somehow slur his laugh. You may have heard him cry a little bit but you ain’t telling him until tomorrow morning- Even if you tried to pull away to get water for him, Heracles has clung to your begging for you to stay with him.

• How could you say no to that man when he was straight up begging?

• So, you stayed with him until he had fell asleep, and prepared some things that could sober him up. You placed some water by his desk, and placed the blanket over him before getting in bed with him again.

• He already had you in his grip again, hugging you as if you were a type of teddy bear. Yet, it seemed normal, so you had slept steadily and safely that night.

• The next day, you were helping Heracles sober up, teasing him about how he was while drunk. He seemed embarrassed about it, naturally.

𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℝ𝕚𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕣:

• He had come in with Hermes escorting him. Both males seemed drunk, but the God seemed to have more control than Jack did, surprisingly. You had quickly rushed over to see what the matter was until Jack had softly grabbed your hand, gently kissing it.

• He asked you to marry him, clearly not seeing the ring on your finger. Hermes never even got to explain anything, as he was already outside, and ready to go home.

• Back to you and Jack, you had arched an eyebrow, and told him of how you two were already married. He pulled the shocked Pikachu face before clinging onto you, thanking the Lord for sending you to him.

• You could only giggle at how he was before he looked at you with seemingly confused eyes. He then clung to you once more, now praising you and thanking you for marrying someone like him with teary eyes. However, before he could do anything other than hug you, you had him drink water.

• That seemed to sober him up enough, judging from how he was sitting by the table, keeping his hand over his head from the hangover that seemed to occur within his brain. He reeked of alcohol, and he didn’t like that-

• Yet, he felt amused when you had sat next to him, now explaining how he was while drunk. He now felt embarrassed, but had expressed how genuinely grateful he was for someone like you.

• He could only kiss your forehead before you told him to take a bath. He perked up immediately.

ℍ𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕖𝕤:

• He looked as if he had a very long day from taking care of Zeus. But however, it was just drinking with Jack. So while you were possibly reading a book, you heard the door shut and lock. Of course, you walked towards it to greet Hermes, but saw how the man looked.

• He definitely looked like he had been drinking. You could only help him get comfortable, in which he had thanked you for multiple times. He seemed to call you a Goddess for helping him, in which you had only smiled softly.

• That smile only reinforced his opinion on you. You are his Goddess, and shall always be.

• And so, while you had helped him get sobered up with some water, he had only gripped your hand, kissing it like how Gomez Addams called Morticia’s hand a dead fish.

• It was lovely until Hermes drank that water. The headache that came soon after was literally making him feel as if his head were pulsing. Of course, you helped the pain go away, in which he had thanked you for.

• He reminded himself to never drink again, in which he knew Jack would possibly agree in.

[bellamer]

Gomez being a clingy parent towards his children is one of my favorite characteristics that we don’t see anymore. We hardly see him interact with his kids in newer adaptations they mostly just focus on him and Morticia.

Gomez was so attached to his children that he didn’t even want to send them to school, he wanted them to stay at the house with him because he said he’d be lost without them and that there was no point in having children just to send them away. Gomez was really having a mental breakdown at the thought of sending his children to school even for a few hours. And then when his baby girl came home crying because of that story of a night killing a dragon he was ready to tear that school a new one and he didn’t let Wednesday go for a second. He paced the house the entire time they were gone and when they finally came home opened his arms for an immediate hug because he missed them so much and was ready to take them out immediately.

When they met at the school to enroll them and he kept Wednesday on his lap and held onto her, objecting to the entire thing because he wanted his children to stay home with him.

It’s why I kinda don’t like Addams Family Values as much as I used to because he wouldn’t send his children away to summer camp without a fight and would be complaining the entire time and would actually sit down and try to convince his children not leave him

Everyone focuses on how much he loves his wife but they always forget that he absolutely adores his children. He’s not just a husband he’s a father and damn good one.

[solreblogs]

☆⋆｡𖦹°‧ Hazbin hotel ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧ ——> ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧ masterlist ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧

deer dolly series| iv. Dolly v. Dolly vi. Dolly vii. Dolly viii.Dolly

My Darling, My Honey series| pt.4 pt.7 pt.10 pt.11 pt.12 pt.13 pt.14

Alastor having a gomez and morticia-esque dynamic with his fem overlord s/o hcs

Till Death Do Us Part pt. 2 (Alastor x Mad Scientist!Reader)

Husk & Alastor finding their wife from the living world after many years come to the hazbin hotel

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐌𝐄 𝐀 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆, 𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐍| pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5

Alastor with a female reader wife who’s like Beetlejuice

Creepy But Romantic Things Alastor Does for You

Alastor swooning over his wife being murderous

Lucifer hanging out with Alastor’s little girl

Alastor with a partner who’s like a puppet

human!Alastor x wife!reader

Alastor with Coyote Reader

Alastor x m!reader

Adopted Dad! Husk

Being Alastor's wife

Hunted

Momma’s Baby Boy, Daddy’s Little Lady Summary: pregnant S/O asking if they can name their daughter after his mother

Alastor X Reader Headcanons summary: Alastor has a wifey

My angel baby| pt.2 pt.4 Summary: alastor joins charlie and vaggie in heaven to convince them about the hazbin hotel. angel reader physically resembles a fawn

Darkest Confession| pt.2 Summary: reader is a serial killer enthusiast and alastor is intrigued a little too much

𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇,, Summary: [Name] met Alastor in high school, in high school people would call them the ‘high school sweetheart’. Their relationship was healthy, sweet and easy. It leads them to an early marriage in their 20s.

The Dog And The Deer summary: reader resemblance to a canine brings horrible memories to alastor but also strange feelings

A Good Thing, Indeed Summary: Alastor thinks his wife is just the most perfect, angelic being he’s ever met, so he’s downright shocked to fight out she also ended up in hell

Unwanted soul pt.2 Summary: As a last resort reader sent Alastor off to help the hazbin hotel in hopes that he would stop his lovey dovey behavior

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃. summary: The fourteenth of February was always the same for Alastor, always staying inside on his own, creating new ideas for his radio show. But this year is different, now he’s spending the day with his lover. And he’ll make sure by any means that no one ruins this day.

The radio star lost Summary: Your husband was the feared serial criminal in New Orleans, Louisiana, and you where his dearly beloved wife, his right hand. So.. Oh what a despair was awaiting you soon..

new awlins library summary: Alastor having feelings for a deaf librarian

Ephemeral Voices Summary: Alastor chuckled softly, his eyes never leaving hers "I do not know, my dear." he replied, extending a gloved hand towards her. “Care to find out?”

His sweet melody Summary: reader is a singer who performed on Alastor’s show occasionally when alive and they became close friends borderline dating but one day she disappeared only for alastor to find her in hell

Alastor x Reader Summary: the gang at the hotel sees alastor with a pretty new thing around his arm and think how did he get such a gal?? Little do they know they are similar to each other more than they think

Hissy kitty pt.4 Summary: reader is Huskers sibling which alastor is using as a way to annoy him more than he does already but wait feelings are developing?

Picking Favorites Summary: Alastors shadow seems to have grabbed his wife’s attention which he is not very happy about

The Raven’s Deer summary: zestial sibling was broken hearted when alastor disappeared only for him to come back. Will they forgive him?

Alastor X Reader Summary: reader loves their murderous husband <3

Mourning Dove Summary: wife! Reader x Alastor and Charlie finds out they had a kid when they were alive.

The Love Summary: Alastor is drunk and Charlie asks him if he has ever been in love.

Dolly Summary: Reader being a trad wife and cooking alastor some fresh meat ( yummy )

[chaoticstateofaffairs]

Blue-Eyed baby's pain

No summary, like at all, lol.

A big thank you to @cissyenthusiast010155 for reading it before I commited to actually posting it. 🥹😭♥️

Warnings: Mention of death, angst, our baby Larissa in pain. Dunno what else, my first time. I'm a fanfiction writer virgin, hehe. May be Eve, of Adam & Eve. 👀😁😅

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“My dearest, please! Please hold on! Please!” 

Larissa awoke with a gasp and felt the bed beside her, she was once again faced with the reality that her love was no longer with her. 

Her face crumpled and she let out a gut-wrenching sob, “WHY? Why was it her? Why…” She sat up and pulled her knees to her chest and sobbed. 

Morticia heard the cries from her and Gomez’s room and carefully glided down the hall and entered. When she walked in there Larissa sat clutching her knees to her chest and sobbing. Morticia's cold heart broke for her old roommate, she knew what it was like to lose a love but not in that role but damn near close to it. 

You see, she loves Larissa dearly, but she had to choose between Gomez and the blonde goddess and ultimately broke Larissa’s heart. But this was neither the time nor the place to think about that. 

She eased towards the bed being very careful night to frighten her already on edge friend, “Oh Larissa, I am sorry, my darling.” 

Larissa looked up and through her tears, she glared at Morticia sensing mocking which was not there upon eye contact. Larissa deflated once again, “Why did it have to happen to her and not me, Morticia?” 

Morticia quickly made her way to Larissa and embraced her tightly, “I do not know, but I do know she is not sorry it was her instead. Larissa, it was Eve's time to go. I hate to say that, but she lived a long and very good life. The best part was her time she spent with you, but sadly she was prepared for it to happen at any moment.” 

Larissa’s breath caught once again, “Morticia, I can’t do this without her.” 

Morticia sighed and placed a soft kiss upon the platinum locks, upon laying her forehead on Larissa’s head, “I know, my darling shifter but you have too. Larissa, there is so much good left for you to do, so much happiness you bring to this world.” 

Larissa collapsed into Morticia, “Mo, this isn’t a life I wish to live. A life of pain, misery, and loneliness.” 

Morticia clutched her friend tighter in both fear and love, “Oh Rissa, you aren’t alone! You have all of those children, especially one very persistent and loving werewolf pup, she needs someone she can look up to besides that wench of a mother. You have Wednesday, while fickle, you still have her. Pugsley, he wishes to get to know you better. Gomez, he cares for you, you are his friend. And- “ 

Larissa looked up at the catch in Morticia's voice and when she did, she saw a tears in Morticia's eyes and one lone tear traveling Morticia's cheek, “And what, Mo?” 

Morticia let a shaky smile upon her face, “Me, you have me. I wish to right all the wrongs I did to you and the heartbreak I caused. I know this isn’t the moment it should be said but Larissa, I love you. I still love you and when I came back to Nevermore to see Wednesday off, I was hoping to speak with you, to talk with you,” Morticia sighed, “I was hoping to start repairing our friendship first and then work on repairing our love. I even spoke with Eve once I figured out that she was your wife, and before you even start into me, I didn’t approach her first. She came to me and said I not hurt you again, that if I wanted to get to know you once again I could but on wrong breath towards you, I could no longer try.” 

Larissa stared for a moment not believing this and then let out a bark of laughter. She tore herself away from Morticia and stalked across the room, folding her arms in front of her as a way of shielding herself. Approaching the window, she stared at the moon, “You expect me to believe all of that? You expect me to believe you’re sorry? You expect me to believe that Eve was the one to approach you? Threaten you? YO-“ Larissa was angry now, she saw Morticia rise from the bed, “Don’t you dare get close to me. Do you even know all the pain you’ve caused? Do you even know how much pain I am in now? I just lost my wife for fucks sake Morticia and now you’re telling me you love me?! You must truly be a self-centered fucking maniac!” 

Morticia smiled as Larissa continued to rant and rave, while she didn’t want to tell the tall beauty, she had too. She knew that it would cause Larissa to finally let it all out, let out the anger and sadness she held towards herself, her late wife, and Morticia. She watched as Larissa raged on, listened as the beautiful shifter finally turned loose of all she held in. “Shes quite beautiful in this light. No, Morticia!” She hissed in her mind. 

Larissa finally calmed enough and turned towards Morticia once realization dawned upon her, “You were always quite smart, much smarter than anyone gave you credit for.” Larissa sighed, “Say I do have all of these people, say I have you, but Morticia, I don’t have Eve. I don’t have my wife. I watched as the woman I love stepped in front of that bloody needle and held her while she died. I watched as the life drained from her eyes, I felt the last beat of her heart, felt the last breath leave her body. How do I go on without her?” 

Morticia didn’t know what to say because everything was empty at this point, all she could do was prove to Larissa that she was not alone and she never would be again, “Larissa, I will not say I know how you feel but- “a realization dawned on Morticia, “Come with me.” 

Larissa stared, “Morticia, I’m in my- “Larissa didn’t have a chance to finish as a yelp was pulled from her as Morticia snatched her from the room. 

As they traversed the Addams mansion all Larissa could wonder was what Morticia had in her dark but beautiful mind now, “No! Bad Larissa! You can’t think that!” 

They arrived at the conservatory and Morticia led Larissa to sit in one of the chairs as she took the opposite.  

Larissa looked confused and let out a tired sigh, “What are we doing here, Morticia?” 

Morticia, pulling the cloth off of her crystal ball, said, “Talking to Eve.” 

Larissa’s eyes widened, “What? But Morticia you- “ 

Morticia, with her mind made up, “Hush, Larissa. Give me your hands.” 

Larissa sighed in defeat, “Fine. Now what?” 

Morticia smiled, “Close your eyes, see her in your minds eyes, and call out to her.” 

After a few moments of Larissa doing as Morticia said she heard a voice and felt a hand upon her cheek. The voice said, “Open your eyes, my love. Let me see them one last time, yes?” 

Larissa gasped and felt a tear slip down her cheek, she cautiously opened her eyes and when she did, she was granted the sight of her Eve. Larissa choked out a sob, “Oh, my darling! My love! Oh, how I’ve missed you!” 

Eve smiled, “I have missed you as well, sweetheart.” 

Larissa looked at Eve and knew she had to ask, “Why? Why did you step in front of me, Eve?” 

Eve smiled and sighed, “Larissa, I’m over 3,000 years old. I’m Eve, I’m one of Gods first creations. I lived a long and filling life, while it may not have seemed as such to you, I have. And I knew that you would be in good hands, I mean look at her. She’s using all the power she has to bring me forth, and look at Enid, she absolutely adores you Larissa and you her. All of those children at Nevermore look up to you, and yes, even Wednesday. You have so much left to do and so much more good to bring, so please don’t try and follow me. Stay here and learn to be happy once again.” 

Larissa, sobbing at this point, just nodded. That’s all she could do, she understood what Eve was trying to say and she knew she had to remain on earth, for now anyway. Her time would come eventually, but not for a very long time. She looked to Morticia and saw that she was getting weaker the longer Eve stayed, she knew she had to say goodbye. 

Larissa once again looked at Eve, “I love you, you know. I will never forget you and I certainly won’t let you go completely, my favorite apple stealer.” 

Eve giggles and smiles, “And I shall never forget you, my love. But I do have one request before I go.” 

Larissa looking confused, “What’s that, my love?” 

Eve smiled and looked at Morticia out of the corner of her eye then back to Larissa, “Find happiness again, yes? Be happy and find love or at least allow it to return.” 

Larissa knew exactly what Eve was trying to say and glanced at Morticia and back to Eve, “I will, I will certainly try. I-“Larissa choked up once again, “I love you, Eve. Goodbye, my love.” 

Eve smiled gently, “And I love you, my sweet darling. Goodbye, Larissa.” and with that Eve faded away. 

Larissa let out a loud sob and Morticia, now back to herself, rushed to embrace her friend, “I’ve got you; I’ve got you. Let it all out, my darling shifter. Let it out.” 

Larissa, while heartbroken, knew it would be ok eventually. Sinking into the arms of her friend and eventually something more once again, let it out. Let out all the pain and sorrow.  

Larissa’s cries echoing through the conservatory, out of the window, and through the trees was heard by the animals, goblins, and ghouls, and all cried with her. 

It would take some time but down the road she would find that happiness again, she would work alongside the two she loved the most and have 4 children whom she adores. Wednesday, Pugsley, Wednesday's girlfriend and her adopted daughter Enid, and a little feisty black-haired, blue-eyed Evert running around. By God she vows to never again use that spell when having sex with Morticia, especially after it cost her 4 months of sex. She found her happiness once again, found her loves once again, and found her family. Larissa was happy and settled, now she just hopes Wednesday would quit dragging up cases to solve before her hair really goes white. 

[the-froschamethyst4]

Just you and I

➤Day 15

𖤐Pairing: Gomez! Alejandro x Morticia! F! Reader

𖤐Pronouns: She/Her

𖤐Warnings: Smut, NSFW, kissing, married couple, language, a slight breeding kink, P in V, semi fingering, eating out, drinking, jealousy,

𖤐Summary: Alejandro and Y/n got into the Halloween spirit and dressed up as an iconic Halloween couple, Gomez and Morticia Addams.

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Alejandro was getting dressed up to become Gomez Addam, putting black eye shadow under his eyes to create Gomez's eye bags. He slicked back his hair and fixing his suit, he looks so perfect.

He walks downstairs to where is wife Y/n was, she was sitting on the couch watching Nightmare on Elm Street. He walks in front of the TV catching her attention immediately.

"Alejandro!" She yells.

"Alejandro, I am Gomez Addams and I need my beautiful and deadly love of my life, Morticia Addams," Y/n giggled at him and got off the couch heading upstairs.

She found a skintight black dress and matched the makeup to Morticia and did everything else to look like Morticia Addams. She grabbed black heels and walked downstair to Alejandro who was watching the rest of Nightmare on Elm Street.

"I am here my Gomez," Y/n said as she internally cringed a little bit (I say this bc I did).

Alejandro looked up at his wife and smiled at her, he made grabby hands pulling her by her waist and let her sit on his lap, he grabbed her arm and kissed from her wrist all the way up to her neck.

"Ale-"She moans at his lips being so gentle on her.

"Should we even do Trick or treating? I rather have you tonight than pass out candy," he said, kissing her collarbone and then her chest.

"We can't leave the bucket on the porch someone my steal the candy," Y/n said.

"Sure, we can, we can just leave a note saying our doorbell has a camera on it and will track them down if they steal the candy," Alejandro said.

"You would put a note-"

"Well, we also have Soap's party tonight as well."

"We might as well put a note saying we don't have candy," Y/n said as Alejandro rested his chin on her chest and looked up at her.

"Mi amor, we have enough candy to feed two army's," he said, kissing her chest again.

"Okay, pass candy out the most we can, leave the candy and a note on the porch so we can leave for Soap's party," Y/n said as Alejandro nodded and kissed between her breasts.

Ding Dong

Y/n looked at the door seeing some silhouette behind the glass.

"Alejandro, let me up," she said as Alejandro leaned his head back letting her up and grabbed the big bowl of candy, and opened the door.

"Oh wow, you guys look amazing," Alejandro smiled at his wife complementing the kids and their costumes.

"Okay have fun trick or treating," Y/n waved the kids and already tired parents off.

She walked back to the couch where Alejandro was and sat back on his lap but were interrupted again. Y/n giggled at Alejandro throwing his head back again but this time he got up and passed the candy out.

Alejandro placed the bowl next to the front door and back towards Y/n. She smiled at her husband and opened her arms; he laid on top of her, her arms wrapped around his neck, his hand went to the slit on dress caressing her smooth, soft thigh.

"God, I want to have you right here and right now," he said, kissing her neck.

"Not now," she said. As Alejandro groaned. "We have to get everything ready for Soap's party," Y/n said as Alejandro got off her and she headed to the kitchen. Y/n was going to make Jack O' Lantern and Witch Cookies for a sweet treat and then some cheese dip.

Alejandro was flipping through another movie to watch, and he picked The Nun. He walked to the kitchen and saw the cookies sitting on the counter and looked at Y/n with a mischievous smile on his face as Y/n was making the dip.

Y/n turned hearing Alejandro behind her, and she watched him take a raw cookie dough and popped one in his mouth.

She gasped and smacked his hard chest. "ALEJANDRO!"

He laughed and ran back into the living room.

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Alejandro held Y/n close to his body as he was the test dummy on trying her cheese dip, Alejandro liked how she made it but sometimes wished she made it a tad bit spicier. She grabbed a spoon and blew on it and brought it too Alejandro's mouth.

"Is it good?"

"It's perfect, mi amor."

"Is it too spicy or just, right?"

"It's just right, no one's mouth will be on fire, and we'll probably not have any left over."

"Okay," she smiles as Alejandro went back to the couch but quickly got back up when there was a knock at the door, he knew it was trick or treaters.

Y/n was now scrapping cookies off a pan and placing them on a cookie plate and covering them with plastic wrap. She then moved the dip onto a bigger bowl and grabbing a lid to cover the bowl and she also grabbed some chips and placed them in a big bag.

"Alejandro go ahead and grab what drinks you want and place them in your cooler, and we'll get going," she said as Alejandro darted to the garage refrigerator and grabbed some beer and pouring ice into a smaller cooler he used for fishing.

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Y/n grabbed a piece of paper and a sharpie writing on the paper.

To Trick or Treaters Please only take one piece of candy so everyone can get one.

Alejandro then took the sharpie from her hands. "You're being too nice." He said.

PS: We also have a doorbell camera that will be on at all times, and we do get notifications if someone shows up at the door if we see someone snatching the bowl or taking more than one piece of candy, I will personally track you down.

"That was too harsh," Y/n said.

"No, no it's not, it gets right to the point," he said as he placed the bowl outside and placed the note right in front of the bowl of candy. "Alright, let's get going," he said, clapping his hands together and they locked up the house and now headed to Soap's party.

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Y/n and Alejandro arrived at Soap's party; Y/n was immediately pulled away from Alejandro to drink with some of the spouses of the people there, she took a shot of vodka and a chaser of coke.

"Wow," Y/n said.

"Goddamn that's strong," a girl said.

"Holy fuck," another said with tears in her eyes. Everyone laughed and had fun.

Alejandro was playing pool with Soap, Ghost and Gaz. Ghost was dressed up as the Grim Reaper, Soap dressed as Bob from Bob's Burgers (Don't ask) and Gaz was dressed as Chucky.

"Soap, remind me why you are dressed up as Bob Belcher from Bob's Burgers?' Gaz asked, leaning on his pool stick.

"Because I forgot to go costume shopping so, I had a white t-shirt, black pants and a white apron, so I decided with Bob Belcher," Soap said, hitting the strip balls.

"Alejandro, did Y/n make you dress up as Gomez?" Gaz asked.

"Nah, actually I did, I had the suit," he said.

Y/n sat on the couch with a drink in her hand, her soft thigh exposed, and she looked like she was having phone, every now and then she'd look down at her phone because she'll get a notification about the front door.

Alejandro loved Y/n. she looked beautiful, and she looked like she was having fun. He watched anytime she took a sip of the drink till he was bumped by Ghost.

"You're up," he said as Alejandro went back to playing pool.

Y/n and the girls all got together to take some photos, you looked like you were having fun with everyone, even Price got in on some of the fun taking photos, drinking with the girls, he sat between the girls his arms behind the couch as some got close to him pushing themselves onto him.

Alejandro kind of felt jealous seeing Y/n push herself onto Price, obviously not trying to do anything just having fun. Price waved bye to the girls as he went to the small bar pouring himself a drink and watching the pool game.

"Price take my spot," Alejandro said as he passed the pool stick to Price.

"Sure, what are you?"

"Solids," Alejandro said as he walked towards the girls. "Mi amor, I need your help with something really quick."

"Sure," Y/n put her drink down and grabbed Alejandro's hand and walked towards the bathroom together, no one notice going in together.

"Why are we in the bathroom?" She asked.

"Because I need help with this," he pushed himself against her, she felt his hardened dick against her thigh.

"A-Alejandro."

"You look so hot," he leans down and kissed her neck, her hands rested on his shoulders. "I did say I wanted you, tonight," he said, kissing her lips now.

His hands went up her dress and squeezed at her thighs then pulled down her black thong and tossed it on the tile flooring. He moves her dress up exposing her clit to him. He smirks and starts to lick between her folds.

She moans and grabs a handful of his hair. He smirks and shoves 2 fingers inside of her, her hand grips tighter on his hair. He starts to move his fingers quickly in and out of her earning a soft moan from her and her thighs wants to squeeze around his head.

He moved his mouth from her clit and continued to shove his fingers quickly in and out of her, she covered her mouth to muffle her moans from letting everyone hear her. Alejandro stood up kissing her lips again.

"Ahh! A-Alejandro," she moans as she heard him messing with his belt and shoving his dick inside of her. He removes his fingers and licks between his fingers tasting her.

"God, you taste so good, mi amor," he said. Alejandro loved her moans and loved seeing her eyes roll back. He cups her face to kiss her again as he thrust inside of her.

"You wanna know something, mi amor?"

"Y-Yes?"

"When you were passing out the candy...and...and you were so sweet to them...it...it made me realize how f-fucking sexy you'd look...if you were carrying around...my baby inside of you..." he said through thrusts. His hand even rested on her stomach as he could also feel himself inside of her.

"Y-You want me p-pregnant?"

"Yes, mi amor...with m-my baby..." he said with a smirk on his face. He thrusts a bit faster, and she threw her head back. She leans forward wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing his lips. His hands rested on her waist and moved down to her butt squeezing her again.

He picks her up and slams her back against the wall, she moans as he starts thrusting up into her, his tip just barely hitting her g-spot. She muffled her moans again and felt herself close to coming.

"Oh fuck, mi amor," he moans as he came inside of her. He left himself plunged inside of her, she soon came on his dick, she bit her bottom lip trying to muffle her moans.

Alejandro cupped her face and kissed her lips.

"God, I can't wait for you to fucking grow with my child..." he growls.

"I-Is the real r-reason you wanted to f-fuck me was because you g-got jealous of Price?"

"Why were you pushing your boobs in his face?"

"We were having f-fun, Alejandro," she smirked, cupping his face.

"Oh, I know, but we just had a bit more fun," Alejandro said, kissing her again.

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Alejandro and Y/n got out of the bathroom everyone still laughing and having fun, Y/n sat back next to the spouses as Alejandro joined on a new game.

"Y/n what took so long?"

"Alejandro needed more beer," Y/n lied.

"Jesus, men and their beer," one girl rolled her eyes.

"Agreed," the spouses all got up heading to the kitchen and getting food, some sat at the table as the rest went to find their spouses. Y/n walked towards Alejandro with a plate full of food, he smiled and leaned against the wall with Y/n leaning against him and feeding him the food.

"Is it good?"

"Yes, mi amor," he said, kissing her temple.

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The party was over, and Y/n and Alejandro were heading back home, Y/n was asleep in the passenger side as Alejandro drove with one hand on the wheel and the other on her thigh.

He pulled into the driveway and opened the door and looked into the candy bowl seeing probably only a few pieces of candy left. He smirked hoping when he looks back at the footage everyone got ONE piece.

He went back to the car and got everything out of the car. He placed them inside the house and opened the passenger side door and picked up Y/n taking her to the bedroom.

"Mmm~?" Y/n stir awake.

"Oh shh~ mi amor, I've got you," he said, removing her dress and getting her into a nice, soft oversized t-shirt.

Alejandro removed his suit and fixed his hair back to the way it was before. He got under the covers and pulled Y/n's tired and drunk body closer to his.

"Good night, mi amor," he said, kissing the top of her head and finally falling asleep.

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8:00AM

Y/n was awake looking over the doorbell footage from last night, everyone reading the note some laughing at the PS that Alejandro left and then by the end of the night, Y/n caught 2 young teens snickering and laughing at the note and then processing to grab two handfuls full of candy and shoving it in their bags.

She gasped and went upstairs where Alejandro was and showed him the footage.

"Alejandro," she said, waking him up.

"Hmm? What?" He said, in a tired voice and looked at his wife showing him the footage. "Oh, those little shits," he said, making Y/n laugh.

"Hey, we didn't get any more kids after that," she said.

"Still those punks."

"Are you going to keep your promise and go hunt them down?"

"Maybe..."

"Well, good cause it's the Wilson's kids three houses down."

"How in the hell did you know that?" He asked.

"Because I saw their costumes their moms posted on Facebook last night."

"Welp, I know what I'm doing," he jokingly said.

[dollsbite]

˖  ࣪ ☆ — ' A NIGHT TO REMEMBER '

ㅤpairing : morticia & gomez + gn reader

ㅤafterthoughts ; i haven't written in so long so i hope this'll make up for it. enjoy! i don't speak french, so i apologize if the pet names are gendered.

The graveyard is draped in darkness, the moonlight casting an almost film-noir black and white over the moving shadows. Red, perfectly manicured nails press lightly against your skin as the woman takes you by the hand. Beside her a man presses his cold lips to yours, whispering sweet nothings into your ear. You've been here before, at least twice since meeting these two. This time feels different though; the air has changed between you and them.

It's just the three of you, gone is the presence of their rowdy children, the absence of their colorful - yet depressingly dressed family members, allows the howling of the wind to compliment the noises of the nightlife. The stars are out tonight too, they seem brighter than usual, more vivid in the dark sky. A chill runs through you as her hot breath brushes against your neck, causing goosebumps to rise on your skin.

"Are you cold?" Morticia stops in her tracks, "darling, you're shaking."

Dark brown eyes flicker up to meet yours. Her beauty has you in a trance, hair like silk, lipstick contrasting graciously against her pale skin. She smiles seductively, something about the way she moves sends tingles down your spine.

Before you can brush aside her concerns, a sudden weight is draped over your shoulders. The jacket is noticeably familiar, but it's still warm from being worn by its owner earlier in the evening. You look up, finding yourself staring into those famous black eyes, framed with thick lashes. Your hands run across the back of his neck, tracing along the contours of his face. The headiness of his expensive cologne and a hint of tobacco smoke reminds you of his scent when he kissed you for the first time.

Gomez reaches up and lifts your chin, pressing his lips to yours once again. You can feel him smile against your mouth, feeling his warmth spread throughout your body. He pulls away slightly, staring into your eyes. "We can't have you freezing to death, mon amour."

You return his gaze, the same awe in your eyes that you felt when you first saw him. His grip loosens around your waist, allowing you to turn fully towards him. The hushed whispers of the townsfolk are still fresh in your mind, their judgmental gaze burning into the skin of your backside. Just as they would pick apart the family for their strangeness (what you would say was uniqueness), you soon became the talk of the town once they spotted you attached to the hip of the Addams family patriarch and his loving wife.

Now Gomez stands before you, a comforting arm wrapped around your shoulders. His other hand rests on your lower back, gently rubbing the small of your back. The man can't help but feel his heart skip a beat each time you touch him. When you reach up and wrap your arms around his neck, he is overwhelmed by feelings he never thought possible.

"We're almost there, my loves," Morticia says softly, "don't be afraid."

A wave of worry washes over you, the feeling of claustrophobia in this tiny place grows. Yet the couple seems so relaxed, even at the prospect of being surrounded by dead people. You shake off the thought, looking up to see Gomez smiling down at you. He can sense the hesitancy, as does his wife, who glances at him, then you. Her brows are raised, concern lacing her usually tranquil features.

"We'll be fine, mon chéri," he assures you, "you're safe here."

Gomez kisses you softly, one last kiss before heading inside. Your heart feels lighter just having his reassurance, despite being surrounded by so many spirits. It isn't the dead that makes you uneasy; it's them, your lovers. The only ones you trust in this world. The only ones that haven't judged you for your desires. A part of wonders if you should tread further into the unknown, delve into such a peculiar relationship. But another part of you wants to stay here, feeling the warmth of their bodies against yours as the cold breeze blows past your flesh. The two are just so alluring.

Morticia leads the way, her long fingers grasping the iron fence. The family mausoleum lies ahead, it's stone walls standing strong and tall. The graves are decorated in elaborate designs, crosses marking where loved ones lay. The building itself is an old Victorian design, built with integrity and charm. Its doors are open, revealing the cool interior. Its ceiling is high, supported by ornate beams, adorned with bones made of pearly marble.

"Is this where we're going?" You ask, looking at the large tombstone which sits in front of the door. The name etched on it reads: Addams.

Your lover turns to you, kissing your cheek. "This is our resting place, darlings."

He takes your hand in his, leading you inside. The inside of the mausoleum is dark, lit only by candles. They line the walls, flickering shadows dancing across the walls as they're blown about by the breeze. Two caskets sit side by side, Gomez's coffin sits upon the right, empty save for a few flowers, the smell of their sweet scent lingering in the air. Morticia's is placed on the left, the bedding inside her coffin is laced with ruby silk, giving off a red hue. Her name is written on the stone above her, the words eternally carved into the black stone.

"I didn't expect to pass on tonight," Your tone is teasing, "otherwise, I would've had my affairs in place."

Gomez chuckles and Morticia smiles, placing her hand on top of his. "Nonsense, my dear. It'll happen, all in good time."

"This isn't our final stop," Morticia explains, "we still have some business to attend to."

She leads you to the back, opening the door to reveal a small room. The walls are lined with shelves, displaying coffins, urns, and other items you don't recognize. A velvet cloth covers a casket at the far end, the contents within shrouded from view. Gomez places his hand on your lower back, guiding you closer. You follow slowly, peering over his shoulder.

The casket is small, its lid closed. The fabric covering it is tight and creased, as though it has been used recently. Morticia steps forward, gently lifting the cover. Instead of being met with the scent of decay, the pleasant aroma of roses greets your nose. A small box rests atop the mound of sheets, its golden latch gleaming in the candlelight. She opens the box, revealing a ring inside.

"It's beautiful," You breathe, staring at the sparkling gem on display.

"Yes, it is," Gomez agrees, "and it belongs to you."

"I'm not sure..." You glance between the two of them, "it's too much, I-"

"You deserve it, darling," Morticia insists, taking the ring out of the box, "this is from me to you."

Gomez takes your free hand, placing the ring on your finger. You touch the diamond, admiring its beauty. It shimmers in the candlelight, reflecting off of its facets, the light causing it to sparkle like a star. You smile, turning your hand to look at the ring. It fits perfectly, snugly fitting on your finger.

"Now you're ours forever," Gomez whispers, capturing your lips in a passionate kiss.

You hold him close, kissing his neck and shoulders while his hand runs through your hair. Morticia watches, her eyes shining brightly as she touches your cheek affectionately. She pulls away, cupping your chin in her palm.

"Our love will never die," she declares, leaning in to kiss you. You kiss her back, wrapping your arms around her waist as you pull her close. You feel the heat of her body, the scent of her perfume filling your senses. You feel dizzy, your head spinning as she kisses you harder. You lose yourself in her embrace, breaking the kiss to gaze up at her face. You see something in her eye, a glimmer of hope and promise.

"We have our whole lives ahead of us, love," she whispers, "let's make it last."

[roosterforme]

Dilf!Jake and his wife are like of Gomez and Morticia Addams were made of gold and sunlight. Literally obsessed with their each other and love and support their children sm

Half the neighbors love them, the ones who don't are envious deep down. All their kids' friends love them bc their cool and nice and when they hit the tween age they develop puppy crushes on them

But also a known fixture of the neighbors and base, king and queen of their little circle tbh. Some people assume they keep up the lovey dovey stuff as an act so someone says something bad about his wife once and Jake is all 🤨😡 . Mrs. Seresin? Hears others complain about their husband's and she's like ???? Jake would simply never

When one of their daughter punch a boy who's harassing her they take her out for ice-cream. Jake ties his sons tie for prom :((. They learn how to curl and style hair together so they can always be prepared for hair emergency with their kids.

I fuckin love dilf Jake and his wife sorry for such a long ask shisisjsh

You gave me a lot of options, so I'm just rolling with it!

This is for my Dagger DILFs 3k party!

You didn't always love coming to these neighborhood parties. You and Jake both felt like everyone else tried to turn everything into a competition.

And for some reason, at the moment, all of the women were in some sort of competition to see whose husband was the worst. As a way of humble bragging about themselves.

"Harry never manages to get his clothes in the hamper. There are always socks three feet away from it on the floor. I mean, it's not that big a deal, because the maid picks up after him, but still."

"You think that's bad? Jeremy can't cook anything. When I asked him for help, he suggested we just hire a personal chef. That's how we ended up with Andre, which is actually great, because he's classically trained."

"Tim wrecked my car last year. That's how I managed to get him to buy me the Land Rover."

You were trying to just sip your wine and mind your own business. It worked for a while, but then they all turned toward you. "Well, what's Jake like? Be honest!"

You tried to shrug it off, saying he was a great husband, but they pressed you for more.

"Honestly? He's an adult. He doesn't miss the hamper, or pee on the bathroom floor. He's not a great cook, but he can take care of himself. He doesn't go out joyriding and wreck my car and bring home a new one like it doesn't even matter."

The women were all glaring at you now. "Oh, so he's perfect, then?" one of them asked with a sneer.

You nodded slowly. "Yeah, he's pretty perfect. He's good in bed, too."

A few seconds later, you were carting your husband out of the party and back down the street to your house. "We are not going back to one of these wine nights again. I hate them," you growled.

"Oh, thank goodness," he agreed, kissing your cheek. "The guys were all bitching about their wives, and then they got mad when I told them I actually like you."

[addamsology]

January 3rd, 1988

Gomez rubbed his hands together in the fall chill. He stood outside the large doors of Nevermore Academy, his black Italian-made shoe tapping against the concrete. He checked his watch once more and huffed. Morticia said she'd be there at 10:40 and it was currently 11:15. Fester had been originally waiting with him but saw the something-something twins and ran after them like a dog to a bone. 

The moment he heard the distant bickering of two sisters, he whizzed on his axis, almost falling off the step he was standing on. With the agility of a panther, Gomez hopped from his place on the stairs and toward the woman he loved. Ophelia muttered something under her breath when the gloomy lovers embraced, making a curt exit toward the school.

"Cara Mia," Gomez says with hearts in his eyes.

"Bubeleh." Morticia smiles, just as love-struck. She cups his face and pulls him into a short kiss. "Oh Gomez, I've missed you dearly. Like a..."

"...soul misses its body." He finishes, pressing a kiss on his future wife's cheek.    

[pinksirensong]

for the morpheus x addams!reader fic, it’s fine, i don't have in mind anything specific, i just would like to read more of their love dynamic, they’re literally just like gomez and morticia and i’m absolutely here for it. thank you again🖤

Ad I always say (because honestly sometimes I don't know if I can interpret your wishes as I should) I don't know if it's what you wanted...but I hope so because I loved writing it! Thanks for sending the ask, I missed my Addams reader so muchhh!!

Babysitting Pubert on a friday 13th by far wasn't what Y/N Addams would like to do, but the presence of her Dream did make things better. Her parents planned a romantic night at the family's cemetery ages ago and sent Pugsley, Wednesday and uncle Fester to an incredible expedition in Salem. When the babysitter bailed on them it was up for Y/N to stay with her baby brother, since leaving a baby with Grandmama Addams is like asking for trouble.

"Should we read a story for him?" Morpheus was absolutely amazed by Pubert, the young Addams was not a normal baby and yet it was still adorable.

"Only at his bedtime. Shall we do Coraline tonight, dear brother?" he was too young to answer, but his excitement was clear. Her beloved, on another hand, looked confused.

"Is that book appropriate for his age?"

"You do not expect me to read Snow White to him, do you?" without looking at him Y/N walked around her brother's bedroom putting his toys away. "How unfair that Pubert is barely one year and already have his own guillotine and I had to build my own from scratch."

"Well, aren't you the one that always says that easy is boring?"

"Oh, yes. It is boring. When we have ours we should do the same, let her do it. It is very satisfactory to do so." Y/N didn't notice the way Morpheus froze when she said it. "Pubert, darling, can you say Y/N for me? Surely your first word has to be your favorite sister's name. Y/N, c'mon, it's not so hard." while she tried to make her brother say her name, Dream finally came back to his senses and walked towards them. "Y/N. Y….N."

"Y…" the Addams girl was too absorbed in Pubert almost doing it to notice the change in her Dream.

"...N. Y/N." she smiled at his tentatives. "Think about how devastated our parents will be knowing your first word was my name. It would also stake my claim as your favorite, it would destroy Wednesday and Pugsley."

"Ours?" Morpheus' voice was almost as loud as a whisper.

"Excuse me?"

"You said when we have ours."

"Oh, yes, I did. Do you have any issues with guillotine? We all grew up around it, axes, knives…Well, you know. We're Addams, it's expected."

"That is…not the issue."

"And what would it be?"

"There is no issue. It is just…you thought of it? Having children with me?" he sounded almost afraid of the answer. They had talked about Orpheus and Dream's story with him and his ex-wife Calliope. Y/N knew that he wasn't the best father to his son and how he was afraid of being the same with another kid, but she also knew how much he loved children and that deep down he wanted to have his own.

"We are married and I live in the Dreaming with you. You and I are building a life together, of course I thought of having children with you. They shall be the palest kids the Waking World has ever seen." her smile was enough to calm his nerves. Yes, he did want children with her, as many as she would want to. Morpheus could almost picture them running around their realm bringing joy to their lives.

"You wish for a daughter?"

"It must be a daughter first. Us Addams girls are tough and protective, the oldest have to be a girl."

"If I am correct, my sweet Nightmare, it is not something you can choose." now he was the one smiling, his hands on her hips.

"Please, my Dream, I'm Y/N Addams."

"Y/N!" Pubert said laughing, clapping his hand.

"Yes!! Y/N! Your favorite!" she picked Pubert up from the ground. "Just like you are my favorite too. I shall tell you all the weaknesses of our siblings so you can use it against them."

"Perhaps we should have only one."

"And deprive our child to have such a bond with her siblings? We could never." while Pubert kept repeating Y/N's name happily, as it was the only word he knew, she put him in his bed and sat at the end of it holding the book.

"You are right, we could never." he watched as she read Coraline to Pubert, making it sound way more terrifying than it actually was but the child still loved every second of it. Morpheus couldn't wait for them to be able to do it with their kid…daughter, because he knew her too much to know that if anyone could have what they wanted it was her. After all this time he had a change of a second life, it wasn't about replacing Orpheus but not being the terrible person he once was. This time he would be a better husband and a better father.

"Let's rest, my Dream." seeing that Pubert was now sleeping, Y/N took his hand and led him towards her old room. "I am exhausted and ready to go home, even if it is only by sleeping at the moment."

"I shall be with you every second tonight, my sweet nightmare. And tomorrow we go to our home."

"As you wish, my king." the night at the Waking World ended with a kiss, but at the Dreaming it was only the beginning of a night full of love. Perhaps there would be another Addams running around very soon.

[ablatheringblatherskite]

Donovan always loved Tyler.

Idk why this huge chunk of the fandom acts like he's an evil parent?? He wasn't perfect, yeah, but like... he clearly loved Tyler. That was plain as day to me. He's just clearly not good at handling emotions. Yeah he had his issues but like, he's not evil. He isn't the bad guy. He could've been a better parent, that's true, but imperfect parents can love their children just as much as objectively good parents do. I don't doubt that Donovan loves Tyler just as much as, say, Morticia and Gomez love their kids.

Also Donovan was also clearly resentful of Nevermore BECAUSE THEY BANNED HYDES. Remember what he said???

"Oh yeah, I forgot. 'Cause you only teach the good Outcasts here, right?"

And like... why would Donovan be resentful towards Nevermore... if not for Tyler's (and yeah his wife's) sake... like the only school that could possibly handle his condition literally rejected the EXACT OUTCAST HIS SON COULD BE. And WHY WOULD HE CARE IF HE DIDN'T LOVE TYLER??? And like this is just one of the many evidences pointing to that fact???

But apparently the story of the Galpin men isn't that easy for some people to comprehend :(( but this happens a lot with characters who struggle through grief, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

(also thought it was appropriate to bring this rant up again because I still stand by EVERYTHING I SAID HERE)

So yeah in conclusion... Donovan Galpin isn't a bad guy. He was just imperfect, like everyone is. And he was struggling just as much as Tyler was. And even if he wasn't a perfect parent, he sure as heck did love his son. And I'm tired of people acting like he didn't.

[ragingstillness]

For some reason I can't find the button to dm you so can you tell the classroom why you love the addams family

Oh absolutely, anon.

Firstly, lemme define which parts of the addams family cinematic universe I love (I said what I said)

I have enormous affection for both the original Addams Family movie and its sequel as well as the show from the 60s.

I have watched both.

Let’s start with the 60s show.

1. No lie, the Addams Family was the very first show to imply heavily that a married couple had a sex life and to show them sleeping in the same bed. It may sound unbelievable but at the time all other shows with married couples showed them sleeping in these weird his and hers beds that were always separated by like a nightstand.

2. The actors were genuinely very good friends. They got along super well and from this documentary I watched on the life of the actress that played Morticia, they were quite close and he was heartbroken when she died of cancer. Btw, she had cancer while the show was airing but still came to work every day, even when she was in pain.

3. The show did not need to be shot in black and white. They did that on purpose. And in fact, they made use of the ability of certain colors to look very dark or very bright under a black and white camera lens to make the colors so crisp. The set piece for the Addams’ house is actually bright pink! Because pink shows up as black. And some of their makeup was tinted green because green shows up very pale.

4. Considering prevailing attitudes of the 50s and 60s, the dynamic Gomez and Morticia had was unique. They actually liked each other. The husband was childish and the wife sophisticated. Neither of those things existed in other sitcoms of the era. This was the original point of the Addams family, not so much that bad was good but as a sort of farce on the nuclear family of the time. The involvement both parents had in raising their children was also uncommon for the time as was the level of emotion shown by the male characters.

5. Comedic or otherwise the show was also one of the first to touch on implications of kink and masochism. The enjoyment of pain and the relaxation felt from it was expressed by multiple adults in the show. In fact there’s a running joke about how when someone’s upset they go to think and unwind by stretching themselves on the rack in the basement.

6. There are a ton of incredibly poignant points made about the education system throughout the show as well as the 1950s/60s version of being neighborly but actually being nosy.

7. There is so much loyalty in Morticia and Gomez’s relationship. Multiple times throughout the show alternate love interests are introduced to either of them but not once do they go for it and any distress is solved by their clear and direct communication, which was also unique. They paid attention to when one another was upset and genuinely inquired as to what was wrong, creating a safe space for communication.

8. The children are, on the whole, not antagonistic towards each other. Brothers and sisters in that era were positioned as diametrically opposed to each other as husbands and wives were. But Wednesday and Pugsley spend time together and on the whole have a similar sense of humor.

9. Regardless of their opinions, Morticia and Gomez support each others’ hobbies and interests. Morticia has carnivorous plants. Gomez thinks standing on your head improves your circulation. Gomez obsesses over a stock ticker and model trains. Morticia is involved in neighborhood charity works and writes her own children’s books.

10. They both have independent lives. While they are clearly both wealthy by inheritance, they have independent interests, independent friends (who are not sources of jealousy), independent family relationships.

11. They care about everyone in the household. I’m not sure how common this is for the time but they live with a butler, Gomez’s mother, and Gomez’s brother. All in the same house. And yet they get along, respect each others’ boundaries. It says a lot that what was at the time a way to turn “normal” family life on its head is the mostly healthy way to live with a modern perspective.

12. They are not actually opposed to the views of the outside world. They have their own opinions but if an outside influence suggests an idea or value that they haven’t encountered before they give the new information its due. They process it, discuss it, see if it lines up with their values, then make a decision about it.

13. The family as a whole spends a ton of time together. There are episodes that show bonding between all sorts of members of the family.

14. They’re quite polite and while they do love spooky season and scares, the original set was more about the odd curios in the house rather than genuinely frightening items. For example, they have a giant turtle statue just kind of sitting in their living room that produces smoke Gomez uses to light his cigars.

In general the show was so so far ahead of its time and made a lot of very good points about society. The romance and the love between couples and families is so real. There is always support to be found and communication occurs often. Gender roles are either reversed or non-existent.

Ok let’s move to the movies. For clarification, I’m talking about The Addams Family and Addams Family values. These two movies took a slightly different spin, including more magic and more spookiness but on the whole kept things that same. The house is still large, and somewhat forbidding, and has a gate that bites. But because it’s a movie they need a continuous plot that runs for longer than a 20 minute episode.

The movies continue the tradition of making fun of various social norms, from the Shakespearean school play ft. bloody special effects to the Thanksgiving play at camp in the second movie.

The movies are more clever and snappy than the show as well as sexier. But a lot of that is simply the timespan of about four decades between the show and the movies. The violence also goes up, although we still don’t see the results of it. The actors are amazing, I have to give a special shout-out to Angelica Huston whose Morticia had huge shoes to fill and filled them perfectly with a level of hilarious obliviousness to regular social norms and also to Christina Ricci whose Wednesday is iconic.

The movies also continue the tradition of flipping gender roles or obliterating them altogether. The very first movie has them temporarily kicked out of their house and when Gomez is too depressed about his brother betraying him to do much, Morticia goes to find work and even the kids pitch in.

The movies also delightfully up the kink aspect with showing actual implements and some hilariously out of place sexy talk.

They also continue the tradition of at least considering outside ideals and the favorite habits of the main characters.

The one tone the movies tend to hit or miss on is the aspect where they’re not necessarily bad is good but more along the lines of strange is good. But when they do hit it, they’re right on.

In general, all the great things are retained in the movies. The household is still multiple generations, the relationships are still loving, they’re still spooky, there is still unending loyalty, they are still welcoming to outsiders and their ideas. They’re still unknowingly terrifying lots of people around them.

What’s so great about the Addams family overall is that it is a family. It’s a couple, their kids, some of their relatives. It has the setup of a sitcom with some of the humor but none of the problematic aspects. It calls out society for its discrimination, gender roles, and Puritanism. The Addams’ sole focus is love and happiness. In a way they’re oddly pure for all the typical social norms they buck. That theme of unconditional love and pursuit of happiness runs through both the show and the movies and it’s a huge part of what makes them so charming.

Fun facts:

Before it was a show, it was originally a comic strip in newspapers.

The outside shots of the Addams house from the show was a real house that still stands today.

In a spooky and sad coincidence the Morticia from the show and the Gomez from the movies both died of cancer.

The food Morticia feeds to her carnivorous plants in the show is chicken nuggets and they call them by that name in the show as well.

Both the show and the movies have inspired numerous memes including “I’ll be the victim.” “All your life.” And “I’m just like any modern woman, trying to have it all, a husband, a family, I just wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their malevolent crusade”

I’m sure if I thought about it longer I’d remember more but in general this long post is why I love the Addams Family.

tl;dr They break a ton of cliches and tropes whole critiquing social norms. They’re still supportive and loving and that singular value is what makes every iteration so lovely.

[lepoppeta]

RadioApple for the ship bingo?

generally my view of this one is skewed towards the negatives - theres some level of resentment thats colouring my opinion because im REALLY salty that lucifer and lillith are said to be separated/divorced. i was looking forward to their devotion (and if im being frank i actually like them MORE now that theyre less gomez and morticia addams and more jessica and roger rabbit - if lucifer is gonna be hells goofiest goober then i want him to have his tall sexy loving wife too, damnit).

the other thing is that i canNOT see alastor being a father-figure in any way to charlie, and thats what a lot of the fanart i see of radioapple seems to eventually point towards. alastor works as a tentative friend and mentor (or a lover if your thought process is so inclined) but as her parent...? no, its weird. i cant see it.

i think, if they did have any sort of relationship, it would be either the "we get along surprisingly well" (if were going with pilot!alastor, he also had an inclination towards goofiness, and i think he would have just enough in common with the theatrical mr. morningstar to where they could get along for short periods of time) OR, in the case of something like charlastor or even just where alastor in general is speedrunning his oh shit i actually kind of care about these people arc, its a "were verbally and possibly physically duking it out for charlies love and attention".

[myfavoritemonster]

So I just finished Wednesday...finally.

Only took me all afternoon yesterday and this morning. I really had my doubts going in. I'm not a Tim Burton fan in the slightest. Some of his movies were better than others, but most were boring, to say the least. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was the most god-awful crap I've ever watched. I was terrified he would "Burton-ify" The Addams Family. Thankfully, he did not.

The show itself is really good. It kept me guessing right until the end. There was some terms that were a little too childish. "Wolf out" just sounds like "throw up." As far as casting goes, I liked almost everyone. All of the kids were great. Most of the adults. Even Uncle Fester. Armisen almost successfully resurrected Jackie Coogan's Fester. Much respect. Lurch was...not important and certainly not tall enough. But again, not important. Morticia and Gomez? I'm not sure if it was a casting disaster or a writing disaster. Perhaps both.

There's nothing to hate about this iteration of Gomez, but he lacks what Raul Julia and John Astin brought to Gomez. Burning desire for his wife, family and life. Gomez is like a child on a sugar high. That was missing from this version. The affection towards Morticia felt forced and though he was exceedingly kind and loving, he was totally not the same Gomez.

I'm not going to sugar coat Morticia. It felt like I was watching someone cosplay versus act. Carolyn Jones portrayed Morticia as kind, loving, sensitive. Angelica Huston portrayed her as a mystery and a force to be reckoned with. Catherine Zeta Jones was just dry. Her dialogue was most of the problem. It was missing that flair and dark vocabulary. Even the animated versions had that.

Lastly, I will say that this version contained the best Pugsley and Wednesday. Pugsley has always lacked. This one was a lot more lovable. I'm sure everyone has the preferences between Ortega and Ricci's Wednesdays. Most of us grew up on the 90s Addams Family movies. I see Ortega's version as a more "fleshed out" version of the character. We see more of her skills and intelligence than we did in the original movies. We even see a little nod to Lisa Loring's Wednesday dance from the original show in the Rave'n dance scene.

In conclusion, Wednesday may be one of Burton's best, in my opinion. I eagerly await season two.

(And I swear to god if something happens to Thing again, I will lose it)

[takaraphoenix]

Spike for the character ask game please, and if that has been done already, Izzy Lightwood

OHOHOHO MY BOY! YES you can ask my boy!! Blorbos are always welcome *^* And I'll take Izzy too ;D Thanks for playing, dear! <3

SPIKE:

Favorite romantic ship(s): BUFFY by a mile, but also Drusilla because Spike would not be Spike without Drusilla and these two with their Morticia/Gomez vibe *chef's kiss*, also in a very decided "I do not want to see them date ever but I need the canon that these bitches are exes, it is very important to me, and to them" Angel and Spike

LGBT+ headcanon(s): bisexual, I know he never gets a canon label assigned and they treated it more as a ~joke~ but they gave me "Spike and Angel fucked" and if they thought that I'm not taking that for my bisexual polyamorous Spike (twas an evil polycule <3), also I headcanon him as enby!

Job headcanon (in an AU/or future): this loser is unemployed and meant to be a trophy husband to his girlboss wife <3

Favorite canon thing about them: that he is bisexual, even if they don't label it and treat it as a joke, and that he loves with his whole chest and heart and everything like this man went and got his soul back for love!!

Least favorite canon thing about them: *dissociates as I stare at Seeing Red* I hate you, Joss, for hating Spike (and for many other things)

IZZY LIGHTWOOD:

Favorite romantic ship(s): LYDIA, Raphael, Simon, Aline, Helen, Clary, in an AU I like the idea of her and Sebastian

Favorite platonic dynamic(s): Jace and Alec!, Clary, I still think her and Magnus would have had tremendous potential if the show cared about platonic dynamics (fashion icons with snark who care about Alec? C'mon. How did they never bond)

LGBT+ headcanon(s): mmh I don't think I ever really decided whether I headcanon her as bisexual or pansexual...

Job headcanon (in an AU/or future): either a doctor, or a tattoo artist/jewel designer (that cover story of hers kind of stuck with me and I like to keep the Shadowhunter aesthetic of runes in some kind of way through tattoos)

Animal shifter headcanon: I mean, a snake offers itself to her, but I lean toward birds for the Shadowhunters and there, I like to make her a peacock

Favorite canon thing about them: that she can do basically anything, I mean she is a badass fighter, she is a forensic scientist, a general scientist and kind of doctor?, she can forge weapons, what CAN'T she do!

Least favorite canon thing about them: Ironically, the same as my favorite thing, because while I can use it as "she is very talented", on a writing-level it just always came off as "we need a Shadowhunter to do x uuuh let's use Izzy" and I didn't like that, because it didn't feel like it was about her

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