#He's such a bun

[qep0ermint]

[viatagrinner]

Elbert Greetia. Bond Stories 1 - 3

Elbert: When I'm with you,... my chest hurts and I have trouble breathing. ....Is it strange... that pain makes me happy?

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Bond Story No1: I want to know.

Elbert: Oh... Hello

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1. What are you doing here?

Elbert: One can smell the fragrance from the flowers. I hesitate to trim it.

2. Do you come here often?

Elbert: No... I'm staying away because I upset Victor by cutting off all the flowers.

3. Do you like flowers?

Elbert: I like it... Maybe a little different.

Elbert: I was looking at .... Because I was wondering if I should cut it or not.

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Elbert: ...You? Why are you in this garden?

Elbert: You want to see me?..... Is there something you'd like to do?

Elbert: ....... Just talk? ...... Really, is that all you need to do/is that enough?

Elbert: ............I see. ......Hm? ......Wait, there's a petal in your hair.

Elbert: I guess I shouldn't have taken it. It looked good on you.

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Bond Story No2: Sharing a meal/Eat together.

Elbert: ...You look so happy eating!

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1. Embarrassing.

Elbert: Why? Nevertheless, very charming and gorgeous.

2. You are very elegant, Lord Elbert

Elbert: Not much, because I don't feel hungry. .....Maybe I don't even really know what it tastes like.

Elbert: I eat bitter food all the time. .... Roger is often angry with me.

3. It's so delicious.

Elbert: ..... . ......Some people become happy just by eating.

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Elbert: You are....

Elbert: ....Shh..... Don't talk.... Turn around.

Elbert: Don't move....... Now.

*The sound of a kiss*

Elbert: ...Got it. ...Hmm. ....Cranberry jam? It was on your cheek.

Elbert: Sorry to interrupt. Please continue to eat. .....Hmm, what's wrong?

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Bond Story No3: Hobby/Skills.

Elbert: Good morning. Have you seen Al?..... Is he not home yet?

Elbert: You're up so much earlier than usual...maybe you couldn't sleep? Are you okay?

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1. The reason is the long-awaited joy.

Elbert: .....Hard time, but you're smiling.

2. If I feel sleepy, I'll go to bed

Elbert: .....If you can't do that, why don't you stay here until dawn?

3. I'm in a bit of trouble.

Elbert: I see.... ....I wonder if there's anything I can do to help.

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Elbert: I usually ... My sleep is short and shallow. The slightest noise wakes me up. .... It's almost like a special skill.

Elbert: Roger said it was "psychogenic," but I'm not sure....

Elbert: So if you can't sleep, come to my room. ... I can wake you up and listen to you/ Sure, I'll listen when you're awake to your chatter.

Elbert: In this way ....I can stroke you. ...And if you get sleepy, I can give you a shoulder to lean on.

Elbert: Good night, MC, and sleep well.

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Bond Masterlist

[watmalik]

Shawn Levy, when I FIND YOU. Was this butt pressed on crotch shot necessary? Hell yes

[r0sie-bun]

Please be patient with him. It’s his first shift.

[be-an-echo]

✨ girl dad Joel ✨

made for @kokureno

[nym-wibbly]

Supernatural 4x20 The Rapture

[whispersfromaeons]

nsfw under cut.

wade really lived up to his title of being a merc with a mouth, because he sure as hell did not keep his mouth off of you.

it didn’t even bother you anymore that he had grown so clingy, always peppering your face with kisses while his scarred hands would hold your face in adoration, snickering at the flustered mess you’d become after that.

he couldn’t help it, he just loved kissing you — loved brushing his lips against your neck, or your shoulders, sometimes pressing gentle little pecks on each of your fingers and then kissing his way up until he was tickling your sides while kissing your jaw, his heart fluttering at the sounds of your laughter. his sweetheart. sometimes his lips would travel to your stomach, just eager to cover every inch of your skin with his kisses, feeling nothing but glad that you were not repulsed by his scarred lips because he sure was at some time, long ago.

‘course he couldn’t keep his mouth away from in between your legs too, leaving a trail of kisses on the plush of your thighs, caressing each little mark, worshiping it. it had to be illegal for someone to be so pretty, he had to make sure he’d punish you later for that. what a lil’ criminal you were.

though his favourite, or well maybe one of the favourite places to kiss was your cunt — just so perfect, always wet for him. he couldn’t help himself from kissing your puffy clit over and over while your hole would be leaking around nothing, little whines leaving your lips while your hips would be bucking against his face in desperation.

“aw, such a needy kitty you are.” wade cooed in mischief, licking a long stripe on your slick folds before gently shoving his tongue inside you, letting you feel it twist and move inside your walls, obscene slurping sounds filling the air up. there was never a single day where he wouldn’t eat your cunt messily, always loving to get as loud and dirty as he could, knowing that you loved it, that his pleased groans while his mouth was busy working on you turned you on.

“i just love kissin’ you.” he spoke, to your pussy in specific, before resuming his movements.

and oh boy, did he love the taste of your release.

[bluerasbunny]

i did say i'd explain today

so. this started as a joke and spiraled into an actual AU. so here's spamsun NEO, ft. moon playing a simple numbers game

i will post more of this. i can draw anything and im using it for evil

[chibeast]

Folks,

His head is small! His ears are short! His body? Potato!

[heartscrypt]

mfw im trying to explain to my coworker that having a paranoia induced breakdown is actually the most sane thing i can do rn given the situations i be in

bonus:

[dolleriumfluffle]

I just desperately want more recognition of traumagenic experiences that lie outside of the usual "childhood abuse" assumption that everyone forces on that label. what about trauma from bullying? what about trauma from undiagnosed illnesses? what about trauma from queer experiences like transphobia? what about trauma from medical experiences like surgeries, hospitalizations, psych wards, and other areas where the medical field failed you? what about trauma from eating disorders? what about trauma from racism?

there are so many experiences that can fall under traumagenic, but are yet swept under a rug in favor of a strict, stereotypical narrative that's easier to comprehend. I think we as a community need to make an active effort to expand our understanding of traumagenic, especially where it may overlap with experiences traditionally considered endogenic, and understand that trauma can come in so many different forms. so often people are shunned for trying to create roles and labels that describe their specific traumagenic experiences, and I don't understand why. there can be no progress towards acceptance for all systems if we don't accept that traumagenic is an umbrella label too.

[ex0toxin]

part timers

jsys week'24, day 1

[noodles-and-tea]

I am exploring the idea of Jon with short hair….

[bunnyboy-juice]

NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

[plistommy]

Dustin: Why are you being such a dick, Steve?!

Eddie: Yeah, man. What’s gotten into to you?

Steve: Well obviously not you, Eddie!

[pause]

Dustin: HUH?!!!

Eddie, pushing Dustin out of the room: GO EAT YOUR LUNCH!

Dustin: IT’S 8PM—

Eddie: EAT IT!! *slams the door*

[itzitxou]

I love Xue Meng a normal amount (I would die for him).