#How to Hire

[hinamie]

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[armandsfangs]

I need a devil's minion kiss where it starts with old daniel making out with armand and then the camera spins around them 360° but after it passes the back of armand's head it's young daniel and they briefly break apart so that armand can shove him down on a bed and the camera does another rotation and it's old daniel again and so on

[inkskinned]

"sure you have twice the credentials - skills, languages spoken, experience, accolades, college degrees, even volunteer work - but the truth is that you're a DEI hire. see, i never really saw you as a person, only how you're different. i feel entitled to every job, and my ideal world is where i get to subjugate you. i automatically assume that you cannot be equally qualified simply because that would call my own qualifications into question... and you know why we couldn't do that.

DEI is just not fair! yes, there's statistics that many of you really are overqualified for whatever positions you've managed to manipulate yourselves into. but at the end of the day, if i feel left behind, i assume it's your fault. we need to bring an end to my sense of inadequacy, which means bringing an end to DEI.

now you all will be forced to get the job they way i did, through the time-honored great american tradition of nepotism, which"

[ohmygourd7]

this is all i could think the entire trial

[kilometresrufflefuck]

hear me out the other day i woke up and was immediately hit in the face with "7 year gap narumitsu in europe where phoenix kisses edgeworth in a low moment and then tries to flee and edgeworth uses mind chess on him to get the truth out of him which is a completely normal and ordinary average way to discuss your relationship"

[kacievvbbbb]

I think a major point that the live action completely misses and honestly a lot of people haven’t brought up. Is that in the original Nani WANTS Lilo around. Yes because Liko needs her and no one else understands Lilo like she does. But also because Nani needs Lilo just as much as Lilo needs her. Lilo was just as much all Nani had left same as Lilo. And to just not acknowledge that. To pretend like Nani stayed with Liko just out of some grander sense of responsibility and it’s “what she’s supposed to do” is to throw away their sisterhood.

The whole live action is Lilo talking about how smart and kind and amazing Nani is and how she has all these dreams and how she was really good at all these things until Lilo. Not once does it seem like Nani is even interested in Lilo or her hobbies outside of her responsibly to look after her as her older sister. She doesn’t care that Lilo’s been kicked out of hula class even tho Lilo in the OG loves hula, she immediately wants to take stitch back to the pound and then goes on a whole tirade about how you can’t let Lilo “trick” you into doing all these things, she doesn’t care when Lilo tries to show her the Elvis CD trick, She not there surfing with Lilo cause it’s an enjoyable pastime and something she loves and wants to share with her sister she’s there because it’s her new job.

Through out the movie Nani is part of the people that make Lilo feel ostracized which is completely antithetical to the original movie where Nani is fighting so hard to make the world a place Lilo feels accepted in.

So no the movie didn’t need to be a one to one remake of the original but it shouldn’t be a completely different movie either because then what’s the fucking point!!!

In this version I’m not even convinced that Nani actually LIKES Lilo.

And honestly the film doesn’t try and convince you that she should. Lilo is indistinguishable from any other movie child that is either a bundle of destructive chaos or just a mini adult both played for jokes.

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[late-night-chai-latte]

Platinum getting her mettle tested

Plat came pretty close in the last Patreon poll, so I figure now's a decent time to post this old pic!

[Bluesky]

[uncanny-tranny]

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

[hypogryffin]

had a dream about fool!sumi and traitor!taba

[veggietale]

imagine splitting your memories in two to work at billion dollar tech corporation only to find out youve actually been clocking into marching band practice everyday for the past five years

[orengejoshi]

Paperhatober Day 19: Glasses🔍

he's SPEECHLESS he's never seen such beauty.

[the-senates-one-fear]

Maybe its a good thing Dooku turned to the dark side and Qui-Gon died

Could you imagine the Clone Wars (lets say they still happened cause it's funny) with the entire linege?

Could you imagine an episode with Yoda, Dooku, Qui-Gon, Obi-wan, Anakin and Ahsoka?? I think Rex, Cody and whoever poor Qui-Gon and Dooku's clone commanders would be would've found a way to retire early

[go-see-a-starwar]

Anakin & Dooku original Revenge of the Sith fight choreography with lightsaber effects [x]