#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAAA EXPLODES

[chatot]

yippee!!!

[lululeighsworld]

decided to play the heirs of fate dlc this weekend (ive been meaning to for awhile; admittedly my knowledge of it all comes from browsing the wiki, and i really wanted to experience the anankos characterization for myself). this isn't even the part i was excited to get to BUT I AM REELING OVER IT..........FOR REASONS I WILL DISCLOSE IN THE TAGS (from part iv: light's sacrifice)

[bedoballoons]

Request!!! If I may~ How will they propose? 💍 For Lyney, Xiao, Wanderer, Albedo, Cyno, Kazuha, Tighnari, Kazuha, Heizou, Wrio, Kaveh, Alhaitham~ (feel free to remove some characters or split it if its too much to do at once :3)

Currently in wedding mood and brainrotting about how will the proposal go. Aaaaa 🥰🥰

~🦊🐾✨️

I love writing wedding proposals, they just are so beautiful and full of love, I hope you enjoy! <3

P.s. I did cut out alot of them but I will most likely make a second part!

─⊰⁠⊹ฺ🍂𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤⊰⁠⊹ฺ🍂

{༻~Will you marry me?~༺}

CW: Very fluffy! (Pet names: Lyney: Mon amour, Albedo: My love, Wanderer: dummy, Kazuha: Butterfly)

(Includes: Lyney, Albedo, Xiao, Wanderer, and Kazuha!)

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𑁍༄Lyney:

Lyney held up a card for you, but it wasn't like any of the others in his deck, in fact it wasn't even one you'd ever seen before, "Ooo did you get new cards Lyney? I thought I'd seen all your trick ones!" He chuckled softly, knowing full well that the card in your hands was not only one of his tricks...but also his whole heart, "This ones particularly special Mon amour, watch~"

You trained your eyes on the card, paying close attention as his hand waved over it, just like magic, the picture changed...showing nothing but a ring, a beautiful ruby ring. You weren't sure what it meant, if this was a trick of the eyes...or possibly a moment you'd been dreaming of, "Lyney-"

"What do you say? Care to spend forever together? Cause...I know I want to. I want to spend every single day with you." The magician smiled at you sweetly, you felt like your heart might explode, tears welling up in your eyes. There wasn't any other option, "Yes! Of course yes!"

"Phew, I was getting alittle worried." He pulled you close so he could kiss your cheek and before you could even open your eyes, he'd changed the card into the ring it had once shown.

𑁍༄Albedo:

"What are you up to my love?" Albedo sat down next to you, his arms wrapping around you almost automatically so he could pull you close and rest his chin on your shoulder. He just loved being so close to you, holding you and just watching whatever you were doing, it was almost like his way of studying what you liked.

"Just reading something. It's a love story and truthfully it reminds me of us." You leaned back into him, laying your head back so you could see his reaction...to your surprise...he had a slightly mischievous look.

"Do they? I suppose it isn't to difficult, our romance is truly out of a novel...do they happen to get married in the end?"

Your heart skipped a beat and suddenly you felt flustered, "Yes...why do you ask?"

"Just wondering if it's as accurate to our love story."

"But we arent-"

"Not yet, but if you say yes we could be~" He kissed your cheek as he reached into his pocket, retrieving a small black jewelry case.., "I promise it will be a happily ever after~"

𑁍༄Xiao:

"You arranged your teapot?!" You were in awe, unable to even form a coherent thought as you looked at the now beautifully decorated surroundings. Xiaos domain had originally never changed since he received his teapot, in fact he almost never used it as he preferred to sleep outside. He was originally going to give it to you...say you could build a home for the two of you to live together, but then something had changed his mind.

"I'm...sorry if it's not perfect. I was going to ask for help from the other adepti, but I decided I wanted it to be my own creation. My creation of the perfect spot for us..."

Your cheeks became dusted with a light pink as he spoke, he'd made the perfect spot for the both of you...and he'd done so in the perfect way. "Xiao I love it! We are going to live here together right! This will be our home!" You couldn't contain your excitement, you wanted to run into the home in the middle and squeal, but he seemed to have something else to say.

"Yes...but it's also more than that." He stepped closer to you, his hand gently intertwining with yours as he stared deeply into your eyes...he captivated your attention so easily when he did this, "I want this to be the place of our wedding. The place where we make our promise..."

"W-wedding??"

"Yes...if you will have me. I would like to marry you. Please?"

𑁍༄Wanderer:

"Can I open my eyes yet?" You groaned quietly, trying to peek through the cracks in Wanderers fingers as he lead you deeper into the forest, to a area you'd thought was off limits. You didn't know what had gotten into him, why he was so keen on making sure you couldn't see anything until he said so...why he seemed so absolutely and utterly nervous. He never got nervous, flustered maybe, but nervous? Maybe he was plotting something, "You're not trying to kill me are you?"

"What in teyvat are you talking about? If I wanted to kill you do you really think I'd go through the effort of bringing you here?"

"Maybe. Maybe I'd know if I could see where here is..."

"You can look in just a minute. Now shush and watch out for the branch at your feet."

"You said just a minute 5 minutes ago." You felt yourself wanting to roll your eyes, but to your delight he actually removed his hands so you could see...and it was anything but what you were expecting.

It was a miniature village, filled with creatures you'd only thought were in story books..and even crazier was the large cake they were grouped around. The letters were definitely wonky and some of the words weren't even spelled right, but it clearly read, "Will you marry me?" You spun around to meet Wanderers gaze and he simply smirked at you, "Answer my question dummy~"

𑁍༄Kazuha:

"Kazuha what is this place?" You gasped softly, taking in the vibrant hues of pink trees and the sweet smell of tea brewing, even the grass somehow held a magical feel due to its light blue tint. How this all could be in a cave was beyond your understanding, but of course it didn't surprise you, Kazuha had a way of finding the most beautiful hidden spots and he always enjoyed sharing them with you.

"It's one of the few places in Inazuma that I could come to after the decree had been set in place. It became a important part of my life, somewhere I could hide out and write my hymns and sorrows. Now I come back to show that the darkest part of my life has ended and is now replaced with the most bright and wonderful light. You of course being my light butterfly, I thought it only fitting to bring you here for this.."

Your eyes widened slightly, during his small speech he'd gotten more nervous...and then towards the end he seemed downright flustered, which was so different than his normally calm collected personality. "Bring me here for what?"

He smiled shyly at you, feeling like his heart might explode as he kneeled before you, retrieving the ring he had hand crafted for this very moment. He could tell you were beyond shocked and he hoped dearly that it was in a good way, "Will you marry me butterfly? I need my light in the dark...I cannot see any future without you..., every thought of the next day is centered around you and the love I can give you. Please, allow me to love you...forever and always."

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ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚~Have a nice day~*⁠.⁠✧

[athamad]

Ah yes finally I'm finished, Ratings of Odysseus and Penelope's reunion artworks let's get started!!!

No.1

-I like this very much

-but Odysseus isn't participating enough

-your wife is on her knees Odysseus do something!!!!

-Aww they're about to kiss...l think?

-I feel like they can just rub noses forever

-love the third wheel back there

-also love the hand placements

8/10

No.2

-l love this

-theyre not gonna kiss tho

-they can stare at each other for days

-and l support that

-the women in the back are Athena and Homer(I'm the chair)

-basic but love it overall

-again love the hand placements

9/10

No.3

-Penelope why are you grabbing Odysseus' beard so aggressively???

-l get why you're mad but damn

-I mean he might like it?

-why are they kneeling

-are you gonna make out on the floor or what?

-"If I'm going down you're coming with me." "yes babe ❤️"

-who are the other guys?

-l don't like the crowd that much

-too crowded 😬

6/10

No.4

-WAIT WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT HUGGING

-HUH?????

-GOD DAMMIT BE AFFECTIONATE

-why are you guys so lifeless???

-l don't like this

-at least the coloring is nice

-but a hand hold isn't enough

2/10

No.5

-this is too perfect

-I love the idea of Penelope just jumping into Odysseus after she figured out it was really him

-and Odysseus is like "l got you babe"

-this is too much l love it

-perfection

-l like the art style too

10/10

No.6

-this is so good

-Penelope my beloved

-Odysseus is a bit lifeless

-dude show some emotion we don't judge

-overall l like it

-but Odysseus is cold for no reason

6.5/10

No.7

-now this is unique

-malewife Odysseus? Sign me up

-l love it

-Odysseus is probably giving a romantic speech

-Telemachus is flabbergasted

-there are things going on on the background but not important

7/10

No.8

-I LOVE THIS AAAA

-theyre so in love l wanna eat them

-Penelope threw herself at him and he caught her

-EEEEKKK!!!

-ugh l love them

-Athena is like "my job is done here"

-for the third time those hand placements are so good l will eat this artwork

10/10

No.9

-GODDAMMIT WHERE IS THE AFFECTION

-ODYSSEUS HUG YOURE WIFE

-why are you so angry? Hello???

-Penelope is so cute l wanna pinch her cheeks

-if you don't hug her l will

-and then beat you with a stick

3/10

No.10

-oh

-my

-GODDDD AAAAA

-THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACHOTHER JFNDNSKSNE

-theyre so cute I'm gonna explode

-the ideal couple

-Penelope threw herself at him

-AND HE CAUGHT HER AAAA

-They don't look like they will kiss but it's fine

-nevermind they will

-Athena represents all of us

10/10

So, uh, that's it! This was fun tbh, l might do this again with another moment from the Odyssey (maybe Naussica finding him or his step grandma realizing who he is) but let me know what you think :D

Uhhhh, have a nice day!

[wishingly-mesh]

In case I never finish this (very likely) have my ReikoxRain wip :3

doomed yaoi my beloved

some more yappin under here :3

GRRRRGRRRRR

I love them so much

AND TOO THE LIKE, 3 OTHER REIKOXRAIN SHIPPERS

we should like, totally come together on this pool noodle of a ship and yap about it.

anyways OOMG THEEEEMMMM, it’s been a constant thought these two, I’m a sucker for doomed romance. And even better, I LOVE FIXIT SHIT UGH IM LIKE, SHAKING THEM AROUND VIOLENTLY.

rain running away into earthrealm (or turning himself in, depending if you think his ending is cannon or not.) is soooo, do you think, do you think he ran into reiko on his way to escaping? Do you think they stared, remnants of past closeness and trust lingering? Do you think there were no words exchanged as Rain made his escape as Reiko just watched? For the first time in ages, hesitating on orders by Shao Kahn to bring Rain to him?

IM SOOOOO NORMAL ABOUT THEM CAN YOU TELL? Grrrr I need them to explode. And kiss too. “Why is it raining Zeffeero?” “It’s not, it’s not raini… I’m sorry, it’s my fault.”

reiko is crying

rain is holding him

AAAAA

okay I’m normal again, until next time :3

[inferencesarchives]

Slithers up to you like a snake

What about a reader who's like a parental figure to Walnut?

Like.. They help Almond babysit her whole he's working

🦎

Take Care

almond x gn reader

summary: some hcs about almond having a s/o that helps take care of walnut

warnings: idk i don't think there's any

ok first off just a quick general hc here. this guy is absolutely smitten for you. like you can't tell me this guy isn't a huge simp for his s/o (he would never admit it tho)

^because of how much he loves, he didn't think it was possible for him to fall even harder for you than he already has. but when you offered to help take care of walnut, boy was he head over heels.

he's so grateful that you're willing to help him and that you're so kind to his daughter.

walnut cookie absolutely loves you. she is like so attached to you. she's so happy that you get to be her new parent kinda

walnut cookie always likes to talk to you about her hobbies and other stuff she's been getting into lately. she's always so happy when she gets to talk to you aaaaa :,))

^also hc that walnut likes to draw but is a beginner and really wants to improve. whenever you compliment one of her doodles she just explodes with joy!!

almond is so happy that walnut trusts you and that the two of you get to spend time together. he loves the both of you so much and he would give both of you the world if he could.

bonus: once, almond came home to find both of you asleep at the kitchen table next to walnut's unfinished homework (lol)

a/n: sorry it's kinda short but this was super cute and i had a lot of fun writing itttttt ty 🦎 anon for ur amazing ideas <33 also im still trying to kick writers block in the shins so that's mainly why things are super short rn but hopefully once i finish my last request and take some time to actually rest and redo some stuff on my blog ill be good to go and start writing again :]

thanks for stopping by!

wanna submit a request? see my requesting rules- oh where did they go oh dear they ran away oh no- oh, here they are!

[another-delta-lover]

Okay, now my actual top 9 hottest tf2 mercs:

9. Pyro (I just don't find them attractive as the other mercs, but I still love them)

8. Scout [my gf will hate me for this...] (I can't see him as someone hot, I would be happy to be friends with him but... I just can't see him as a BADDIE y'know...)

7. Sniper (He would be higher if his teammates weren't so hot tbh... 😔 he's good but his teammates are just GOOD.)

6. Spy (I KNOW, i know, He's french, but... He's handsome teehee🤭)

5. Soldier (I NEED THAT AMERICAN SO BAD QPNWPSKWOFMAPDMAPDMLS goth breast america🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️)

4. Demoman (I need that scottish man more than I can describe it, I'm actually insane for him)

3. Medic (Predictable, I know, Popular, I know, but just LOOK AT HIM... HE CRAZY 😍😍 TEEHEE)

2. Engineer (this one is ABSOLUTELY unexpected. But just LOOK AT HIM 😍😍, SHORT KING, smart, strong, DAD BOD, he's just SO 💥💥💥💥)

1. Heavy (HE'S JUST PERFECT... I JUST CAN'T... HE'S TOO MUCH... ICANT I... ILL EXPLODE... maybe some anger issues but IDC, I CAN FIX HIM I PROMISE I LOVE YOU HEAVY AAAAA MISHA😍😍😍💥💥🤭🤭😍💥🤭😍💥🤭)

[ashlynniis-bracketeers]

If people are talking Hi-Fi Rush AU thoughts...

...Wait, does this count as an AU if it'd technically take place post-game? idk

Also spoilers I think.

So, we currently don't know if Roquefort is actually dead. He seems to share Chai's comical invulnerability and didn't explode like Rekka or Mimosa, so he might still be under that gold pile. So me and @alonsotigerheart talked and had some thoughts:

Roxanne Vandelay wanted her technology to help people, give people a new lease on life that they could not get otherwise. Roquefort was on his deathbed before Kale offered him a new body (and we don't know how much of him is still organic, if any at all). He might be a testament to what Roxanne originally wanted, if in a somewhat twisted form, so I feel that Roxanne might have some form of soft spot for him as a result.

Again, we don't know what's up with Roquefort after his fight, and that includes post-game. If he isn't dead, they Roxanne could probably send Chai back to retrieve Roquefort, or at least check to see if he's alive.

Gold pile is still there and Roquefort isn't moving, but there's still functionality signals radiating from it. If Roquefort won't budge otherwise...

Chai > Shove robot arm into gold pile. What's the worst that could happen?

Blue light erupts from the mountain of riches. Badump-badump-badump-badump. Wait, this feels familiar...

HOST SYNCHRONIZED

Oh

WOOOOOOOOOOO

"CHAI, WHAT DID YOU DO?"

"DON'T ACT LIKE I KNOW AAAAA"

TL;DR: Chai accidentally Synchronizes with Roquefort like he did with 808. Hilarity Ensues™

Proper elaboration (and some art) under the cut lmao.

Can be considered a prequel to this thing I made. So the crack is still present, because getting clonked upside the head with a heavy golden statue has got to hurt lmao.

Considering that Roquefort's body is (mostly, at least. Again, we don't know exactly how much of his body is robotic; he could be full conversion, mind-is-AI for all we know) made of Vandelay tech and even the wholly inorganic parts still look smooth and squishy similarly to 808 (which is also Vanedlay tech), it makes me wonder if Chai could also Synchronize with him.

808 and Chai seem to immediately start sharing the braincell when they Synchronize, and both Roquefort and Chai both already like doing terrible jokes, so now imagine Chai/808/Roquefort sharing a single braincell 83. Roquefort likes cats (if using the 808 photo overdrive on him is any indication), he and 808 deserve to be friends, they could be like Marc Antony and Pussyfoot.

(these two are Marc Antony [dog] and Pussyfoot [cat])

A big thing I wondered with the possible Synchronization would be with him gaining a new form similarly to 808's Synchronization giving her a new "Ball" form, so have some more art:

I think he deserves sharp teef in his "human" form. Kintsugi (repairing cracks with gold) also felt fitting. Also gave his shoes three toes like his wolf form with blue nodes (similarly to his head) to denote where the claws would go. I showed Alonso GG Gio's paw pad shoe soles with the idea of Roquefort having similar because it fits and they loved them, so I added that too.

Gave him a smaller "compact" werewolf form as an analogue to 808's "Ball" form, while still also having access to his original werewolf form (if with some design modifications). Tail is the same style I used for "Roq-and-Roll". I think he deserves to have some form of hand-paws/paw analogues in his human form, as a treat 83 [ROBOTS ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS TO DRAW. AAAAGH.]

[prince-rowan-of-the-forest]

THE VIDEO AAAAA

I'm taking all of this as canon btw I hope you don't mind

DARK SIDES INTERACTION

REMUS AND ROMAN INTERACTION

JANUS BEING HIS SILLY LITTLE GUY SELF I LOVE HIM

Dhjdjdkdkdkdksksnbsjaososodps I DONT HAVE ENOUGH WORDS

To describe how I'm feeling right now I'm so dhdjdjdkdkdkso aaa???

There was so much in that real short little video my brain is exploding

[neutrallyobsessed]

EPISODE 4!!!!!!!!!! COMOOO NO TE ENTERASTE TODAVIA????*

FEET OF SINCERITY

this is visuals are fucking hilarious ngl lmaooo

oh the two face-ness we love to see it!! that reminds me that i wanna see joan recieving a text from topher... yknow, they'd have each others phone numbers~~ uwu♥

oh there WAS a joke about venemous being different from poisonous or whatever MMMMMM ANYWAYS HIM AAAAAAHAJDSJHAHSGH- AY BOLUDOOO AAAAA JSKSJKSJSKSJSK

HMMMM OK GOOD DAY FOR UHH YALL TOO! jjba5 reference ey? he dont have lungs either lolol

YOOOOOO JOANABE??? YEAHHH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR!! THATS WHATS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOrse than a disney cruise with extend family omg they're NOT holding back!!! GOOD!

YOURE LOOKING AT HIM! WITH YOUR EYES! THAT ARE BELOW YOUR EYEBROOOOOWS!!!!!!! xd

white jesus edition jsjsksjkjks but like jfk really is one note, he just has a different note each season hm aight :)

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT

oh no now they're EDGING they are EDGING OUR COCKS WITH GANDHI AAAAAAA THIS IS KILLING MEEEEE

but joannnn girlieeee why you so insistant in taking you backkk topher darling youre from the reboob you know what you gotta do to have her understand that her place is with the misfits no one liiiikesss and that is so much better and whateverrrr

*(esta noche me la doy en la peraaaa)

SE VIENE LA FIESTA DE LA DIRECTORA DE LA SECUNDARIA DE CLONES, JUANA DE ARCOOO!!! SI!!! LA HIJA DE REMIL PUTA DE LA JUANA SE VA A MANDAR UNA JODA DE LA CHOTA DE SU ABUELO!!! VAMOS A TIRAR A ABE POR LA VENTANA!! TENEMOS PARA ESCAVIAR HASTA LOS MEDICAMENTOS DE SCUDWORTH!!! EL FORRO DEL DJ EDISON ENGANCHANDO TEMAS DEL AÑO DEL ORTOOO! LUCES DEL OJETE Y LA COMETRAPOS DE CLEO QUE PARTE LA TIERRA!!!

PREPARA EL CHAMUYO QUE LE VAS A ENCAJAR AL CORNUDO DE TU NOVIO Y VENITE!! NO TE QUEDES AFUERA PEDAZO DE CULO ROTO!!!!

(all of this was done with the keyboard ahre xd)

oh so the bleachers creatures are in the janitors closet? well im sure theres a vent or something so they can get into the real party hehe ;3

ok, bible-humping!JFK is actually the greatest thing it could happend to him, cause like- the bible is super violent and such and thats SO him i love it, its perfect!

Confucius, you really live up to your name because i'm hella confused on what you just said

OH NOOO im getting "best burger in the world" from regular show flashbackssss i dont know if im liking where this is heading!! ToT

OH YEAH THEM OLD CLONES DANCING LA MACARENA THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE!!

hell yea Harriet likes her boys MANLY, cause she's so straight yknow~

HELL YEA THE SEXY INTRO!!!♥♥♥

JESUS CRISTO USING HIS POWERS FOR GOOD!!! The good of underage drinking~ but thats for the new clones cause the old ones are 36, so they're legal to do whatever they want, except fucking the new clones unless theyre in a state where its legal, but its a cartoon so they all can do whetever crimes they want~~

OHHHH THEM CREATURES ARE MAAAAADDDD!!! WHAT WILL YOU DO?!

gasp!shush!

TRAITOR GETS WHAT HE DESERVES!!! HMMMMMMMM

OMG MARIE CURIE WITH THE CHICKEN HYDRANT GANDHI AAAAAAAA *EXPLODES IN A MILLION PIECES*

THE AMERICAN RIGHT TO BEAR A BEAR, ok the historical humor its just getting better and better omggg

WHAT IN SCIENCES NAME

AND MORE THAN A FRIEND TOO? EHH? CONCHA DE TU MADRE?

OH SHI- UMMM AHJAKSAKSJKASAKSDJH OKKKKKK HE'S- HE'S HERE AJAM YEP THATS- THATS BUFFUCIUS AJAJAJAJOH but like- its a deep moment woaH niceee

AND OH UM THAT TOO! REALLY GOOD DAY FOR CANDWORTH!

OH SHIT THEYRE IN THE FREEZER NOW! WITH GANDHIIII

Rating: VIERNES DE LA JUNGLA A TODO OJETE/10!

Topher Bus has appeared on screen for 57 seconds and listen mister, just because Joan isn't part of the group anymore that doesn't mean that YOU get to disappear from the show. You're going to BE BACK and have some more MOTHERFUCKIN SCREENTIME GODDAMMIT!!!

[apieceofsushi]

okay okay okay okay so so the prsk anniversary mv has like whooo boy a hella lot of akitoya stuff as well as vbs stuff so so imma just write my frantic thoughts about it because it’s amazing oh my god-

okay so first off I KNEW IT THIS WAS AKITO LETS GO i mean it wouldn’t make much sense if it wasn’t but A STRONG START WITH THIS LESSGO

i watched the darku meme of this and now i can’t get the boss staring at a noob thingy out of my head lol there’s nothing else i have to say

YEAHHHH THE INITIAL AKITOYA REANIMATION LESSGOOOO look at them bros. being bros. gotta love them.

and so the gays met and get competitive!!! polite akito ftw (only it’s not really). toya isn’t happy ooooh what’s thissss a subtle hint to the climax of the main story that centers around akitoya???

OOOOOOOOOOOH???

SOSHSOSHWIWJSJJSJS IVE SEEN PEOPLE EXPLODE ABOUT THIS ON TWITTER AND IT’S TRUE LOOK AT IT!! what actually happens before what’s depicted in toya’s initial card art. like. goddamn. WHY DOES THIS GAME MAKE EVERYTHING SEEM LIKE A BREAKUP AISHSISHSISJSHHS AAAAA

meiko giving him a drink and giving the breakup advice (and getting back together and resolving the issue) :)) which he then….

[continued in reblog]

[gucci-depressione]

Like just. Holy fuckin shit wow. Everything in the last episode was everything I ever wanted and more.

Like omg husker and angel are growing closer and like can't wait for them to become cannon

Also alsastor and nifftys interaction was cute and I love how she made him a crown of dead bugs for him lol. I wanna know more abt them lol.

And their outfit changes are cool. I love Charlie's shelid looks awesome.

Had a feeling that Charlie and vaggie were gonna have a duet and I was right and omg their kiss aaaaa they're ao fucking cute together

And omg the fucking fight scenes are so fucking incredible and aweome and so well animated. Like alastors fight with adam, vaggie vs lute, Charlie and lucifer vs Adam. Like dam they all went hard as fuck bro

Adam defeating alastor and him barely escaping with his life like dude I thought Al was gonna win bc he's powerful but ig not lol too bad adam died so no rematch lol.

Sir pentcoius sacrirce and he made it into heaven bc he reddemed himself yay good for him but also his friends are sad he died but I figured he'd be the one to die.

Also poor razzle [or is it dazzle idk] will be missed I'm glad that razzle, keikei and fat nuggets are okay but razzle :'(

vaggie is such a badass I had a feeling she was gonna win against lute. And lute ripping her arm off was cool.

And Charlie and Adams fight was epic as hell like yass girl and like her demon form is so awesome. Charlie is such a girlboss and I fuckin love her.

And also omg luci taunting adam in their fight and all his shape-shifting was very cool and lo e how he was about to use fireball to kill adam before Charlie stopped him

And let's not forget that nifty being the one to kill adam she's such a gremlin love her for that.

And the Vee's reaction especially vox's were very funny lol.

And the song they were singing as they rebuilt the hotel was so good and made me emotional lol a d when lucifer told Charlie that she did amazing is awwww

Also omg liliths in heaven [or eden] and she made a deal with adam i wonder abt that and if she becomes a mastermind in season 2

But like overall what a fuckin masterpiece of a show lol. Yes I'm aware there are issues and the pacing was kinda rushed and shit like that but I don't care. I love the show very much and I've been a fan of it ever since the pilot aired all those years ago lol [ik it's been 4yrs but it feels longer than that yenno]

I just have so so many thoughts abt this and i need to rant abt it somewjere or im gonna explode lol. Im not gonna stop talking bout it for very long time lol.

[iwannawritelots]

Obey Me Babes When You Paint Your Nails to Match Theirs

Originally written June 2022

Literally writing this because this is what I do. As a transmasc person who really likes to paint their nails, it makes me feel more comfortable to match the obey me babes lol. I’m sad Simeon, Solomon, and Raphael don’t have painted nails (unless it’s a like… demon culture thing??? Idk. Also Barbatos’ shade of purple is fuckin’ whack I can’t seem to find any that are almost exact like I did with Luci, Asmo, Dia, and Belphie.) I don’t think we’ve seen Mephisto’s nails so he isn’t in this. Thirteen is though!

Lucifer💙

his chest is swelled with so much pride

(It doesn’t even matter if you didn’t do it to match him. He won’t listen lmao)

Finds himself taking off his gloves more often so he can show everyone else who you chose to match nail polish with

very smug about it.

Mammon💛

“Wh—? H-Hey! Stupid human, why did you choose to use that particular nail polish?”

“To… m-match me? W-Well! Of course you’d wanna match the Great Mammon!”

Won’t stop being flustered. His face is hot every time he sees your nails.

Boasts about it when his siblings are being combative lmao

Leviathan🧡

“Wh-Why would you w-w-w-want to match with a yucky otaku like me!?”

Another grim in the “self deprecating comment” jar

It makes him happy and nervous and he doesn’t know how to properly react

Loves looking at your hands and his own while you game and feels all warm inside

Satan💚

flattered tbh

blushies

It probably takes so much restraint to not shove it in Lucifer’s face dhsodhdk

I’m sure he already liked holding your hands but it’ll probably happen more often now lol

Asmodeus💘

SQUEALS

it makes him so happy

asks if you’d want to touch them up with him next time

Hand holding hand holding hand holding hand holding hand holding hand hol

kisses your knuckles and hands more often lmao

“You’re so beautiful, _____.”

Beelzebub❤️

doesn’t notice lmao

So unless you tell him literally nothing happens

He thinks it’s cute but he’s not the best at expressing himself so he seems indifferent

smiles and tries to convey he’s happy you wanted to match him

Belphegor💜

pretends he doesn’t give a shit but it makes his heart feel like it’ll explode

If he doesn’t already, wants to hold your hands more when he naps

Lord Diavolo❣️

FUCKIN DELIGHTED

does his cute hardy laugh shsodhdodhd

pulls you to Barbatos to show him

gives you so much attention

Probably will not shut up about it for a week

Barbatos🖤

B L U S H

“I’m flattered. I don’t understand why you would want to match with me.”

Barbatos probably needs a “self deprecating comment” jar too

he usually wears gloves while working, but when he’s able to spend time with you… he likes to take them off and hold your hands so he can remind himself it’s real

won’t stop thinking about the gesture because even if it’s small it means a lot to him

Thirteen❤️‍🩹

smiles but tries to hide it

she thinks it’s cute but probably doesn’t change her behavior too much

Might invite you to come touch them up with her later though

(I’m sorry she has less screentime than Mephisto and Raphael so this isn’t very good aaaaa)

[welcome-to-clouds-cuckooland]

about my story, "ryan: sins of the father"!

this is a story about a boy named ryan, finally facing the crimes of his father. for so long he idolized his father, saw him as perfection, but slowly that image will unravel. along the way, he'll unravel himself, as well. can ryan ever forgive himself? can ryan ever be a good person? can ryan be a good brother? can ryan be a good lover? let's find out!

note: this is a multi-fandom fic, where characters will be from and travel to various movies/shows/games. the main characters are undertale aus/headcanons; ryan himself and his brother are sans and papyrus aus respectively, and their father is gaster. they're not meant to be entirely accurate (i mean, for one, it's unlikely that canon sans and papyrus are fallen humans at all.), they've always just been my own interpretations of the characters. with heavy projection. with that in mind, i should also state that this has been in the works since 2015-2016 or so, so it's pretty self-indulgent and cringe but i like it that way!!! i've projected too heavily onto this and i'm constantly brainrotting it so i can't just abandon it!!!

the star of the show, my behated /neg, it's ryan gallagher! the 23 year old manfailure, whose personality i would describe but it's almost 7,000 words long what the fuck ryan!!!! (writing him was a pain holy shit) but to sum it up he's a little messed up lying bitchface (explodes him with my mind) i will insult him a lot but i also projected onto him extremely heavily so idk if that says a lot about me or not. um. it's a semi-joke and it's been long-running that i hate him (i have extremely strong feelings about him /neg) but it's (mostly) not really serious. this guy needs therapy but he's terribly in denial and he is committed to destroying himself and all of his relationships before that happens 🙄 like just stop lying lmao (i am a hypocrite) his backstory is not written yet because. i'm fucking terrified of how long that's going to take and how long it's going to be because i'm planning for all of the stuff that felix and wiley's backstories missed (they're kind of written from their perspective but also not because third person??? idk man) and holy shit. if you thought his personality was bad. or if you thought it wasn't as bad as the trigger warnings made it seem. they're mostly for the backstory. as a sans au he fucking lost it and killed frisk, but that exploded his timeline so he panicked and absorbed the souls, and he's here now ig do not go to his toyhouse i am begging

aaaaa it's him!!!!! felix gallagher!!!! the bestest ever <333 i love him sm /p this is ryan's younger brother, 22 years old and loving life!!! he's optimistic, loves to help, and totally doesn't have any sort of anxieties rooted from his brother manipulating his life!!! (he does) he seems quite confident and independent, but he feels like ryan's babying can undermine his individuality. at the same time, he doesn't like to think such things of his brother, surely ryan knows what's best for him? as a papyrus au, he befriended flowey and gained the courage to fight back against frisk and absorb the seven souls to fix his glitched timeline, but that backfired, so here he is now! felix toyhouse :]

aislinn gallagher, felix and ryan's mother, dearly missed ;-; she may be gone, but her absence has left a void in many a heart, and her short-lived presence in the gallaghers' lives has affected them deeply. visit her in the garden?

this is wiley gallagher, he's 43 years old and i might joke about how much ryan is a terrible person but i'm serious when i say this man is literally AWFUL. like. i'm not kidding. he has not a single redeeming quality and not in the "haha silly" kind of way i mean. i hope literally nobody likes him because actually. what the fuck. i wrote him to be an irredeemable disgusting piece of shit and he's staying that way. there are sympathetic aspects to his story because otherwise it'd be a bit boring y'know but like. straight up. he's not a good person. he's the villain for a reason lmao uhhhh ramble aside he's a scientist who hates his sons and wants to reach the edge of scientific possibility, whether or not that destroys the universe he doesn't really care (great guy). he just wants to be the smartest dick to have ever lived, and hold all of the scientific knowledge ever or something like that. egotistical with an overinflated sense of what he's capable of. writing his backstory actually made me sick like /srs i took "gaster is associated with the devil" and ran with it i'd advise only to go to his toyhouse to send him hate.

so r:sotf was originally not even a multifandom story, it was just an undertale multiverse story, which is why there's such a focus on undertale characters. so here's chara, flowey/asriel, and frisk dreemurr, and the other fallen children (noah, icarus, and madeline)!!! i've never liked how the fandom interprets chara personally, like the whole "chara is an evil demon child" or "chara is abusive and hateful" like. this is a ten year old. what the fuck. like yeah most of the ut fandom especially back then were children but why do children hate children lmao anyway. chara and flowey have issues to work out but they're getting through it!!! i believe in them. read more about my interpretations of chara, flowey/asriel, and frisk on deviantart (since i can't upload them to toyhouse)!!!

meet ginger clair and jacinta bardales, two rivals who are some of the first people that ryan meets once his (dead) timeline kicks him out!! the girlypop and gamer goth girl hate each other oh no :[ the 19 and 20 year olds have a bit of a history with each other and ryan's getting caught between the crossfire ginger is glittery pink mr beast and jacinta is matpat if he was a goth lesbian (i'm so sorry) i'm very normal about women here's pink toyhouse and purple toyhouse yeah

this isn't hello kitty, it's oisin kelly, silly!!! i saw hello kitty goth fashion once and knew that i needed to make an oc that was just. that. and here he is!! ryan meets the 22 year old in the world after ginger and jacinta's, where he also finds felix and flowey. oisin is hiding them from the government!!! yippee! oisin likes baking and cake decorating, and sees a lot of potential in ryan (i don't see it but you do you) and bow's trying to support him which is nice :] not worth it though me when hello kitty on toyhouse????

yes that is the ok ko character base, because edward chen is an ok ko oc!!!! (ok ko is such a silly show you should watch it NOW!!!!) his hero name is multi-magician and this 23 year old is very chill, maybe even stoned. (you know those characters where they're ambiguously high. yeah) yes ryan and felix go to the ok ko universe and there they meet edward who is very cool and just wants to make sure these two sillies don't hurt themselves. (particularly ryan because he's very concerning holy shit) the scar on his face he got from climbing a fence and subsequently falling. he tells a different story every time and he thinks it's cool and funny edward toyhouse be upon ye

last but not least!!! here we have elara samson, from the world of the spectacular spider-man. she's the 18 year old vigilante, who thinks spidey is immature and naive, and they're quite jaded and vengeful in general. sometimes they're on the same side as spidey, sometimes she's against him! just depends on the job. elara toyhouse moment

that's all, folks!! as i said in the beginning of this post, this has been in the works for like. what. 8 years now??? time is such a fucked concept wtf :[ and it's still being worked on!!! can you believe it??? but this is definitely the story i'm most passionate about, and i'm excited to finally be posting about it!! i'd love to see what you guys think :0

[bonesandthebees]

HELLOOOO HELLOOO IM FINALLY HEREEEE IT IS POURING SHITBALLS OUTSIDE BUT I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN ON THE BUS, NICE AMD COZY ^-^

I debated waiting till I was home but i feel like I'm gonna get distracted the minute I walk through the door HDJFKG and I finally have a period of time where I'm Not doing anything SO

Hi

I am terrifed holyshit

Niki??? 👀👀👀👀👀

Ohkygodimsosvaredohmygodhdkahddkkfd

He's already so different OHMYGODDDFOSHWOFHDKFHDJDJ AAAAAAA

YEAHHHH TATTOO TIME I WAS WONDERING THOUGH LIKE LIKE . IF SCHLATT FINDS OUT ABOUT THE TAT. THATS RISKY OHKYGODDD AAAAAA

Crimeboys:((( ohmyfuckingogd I missed glass!crimeboys so much they're so precious ohkygod I'm going to cry bee. I'm going to CRYYYY

Ohmygodddd BEEEE BEEEEE YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME BEEEEE IM GOING TO CRY AAAAA I CANT BELIEVE WE'RE AT THE END OF THE FIC OHMYGOODNESSGSOAJDKF:(((((

THIS IS SO SCARY ASAHDPMASJFLLSJDKDKSD

OHHH SNAPSJFKKFF TOMMY FINALLY FINDS OUT HOW MUCH WILBURS BRANCHED OUT FROM HIM OIGUGOGIFIGOGIGOFK

THIS IS SO AWEKEARD DAWGFKGLFLG

Ohmygodddhfjdkfkfd schlatt u motherrrrfucker oguhofugogigosjdkd

OHKYFODUFIFISHDKFKF IM GONNA BAWLEIFFOIFJEJF FUCKFUCKFUCOGHISHDOFGSJDKF I CANT DO THSI OHKGUDPDHSODHDLF

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES I AM ON THE PUBLIC BUS ANS IM ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS !!!!!!!!! /POS

Your descriptions are gorgeous man I am obsessed I love your writing sm [explodes]

Describing the palace as a monster I am OBSESSED!!!!

NOOOO

NONONONMO DONT REMOVE THE SCARS ISTG PLSPSPLDPDLFPHOHMYGOD IF THE SCARS GET REMOVED IM GOING TO BREAK INTO A MILLION PIECES

Ohkygoddd this is so terrible this is all of wilburs trauma coming back to haunt him ohkygofddd I can't do this ohkygodhdlajdkfld

Owwww owwowowowww octopusduo owww (Niki and Tommy) ow ow owwwww

LETS GOOO NO LONGER EMPTY WILBUR!!!!!!!!! I'm so proud of how far he's come [sobs]

CRIMEBOYSTDYSWJKEDJ:(((((

OGUGODUSJSHDKFKJSJFF WE'RE GETTING THE TATTOO MEANING REVEAL AAAAAAA SJDOSUDODHLFGKFJDKFKKFD

I KNEW IT [EXPLODES] OHMYFUCJINGOGDFFJJ AAAAAAAAAAA

I'm about to bawl my eyes out ohmyfuckingogd

I love Tommy so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭

THIS BUILD UP IS SO FUCKING COOL OHKYGODDD

IM GOIGNN TO CRYRYIIAOAOSIDODJDJFKD CRIMEBOYSSS :(((( AAAAA RHEY MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEEFJOSSJFKKFF

GOGUFOAYDOGASOHDDKDJDJJSKDJJDJDCJDJCJDJXHCJSJFJSKDHFKDJDJDJJDHDJFJFHDZHSJDJZKCJDKSHFKHDFJJFJFJFJDJDJFJFJFJFJFJDJFJFJDJJDDJDDJJDFJDJFJFJFJFHFJDJFJDJFJGKFKSGSJDHSJFNKDBDKDBFKDBDKDBFKDJDHFKJF

BROTHERSSSSSSS :(((((

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

OHHH SHITT LETS FUCKING GOOO HYPEHYPEHYPEEEE

Oh I adore crimeboys :(

OHMYGODDD RHE PARALLELSLSSSS YOU DID NOTTTT OGKFUSPSHFKDJDKFJFJDJSKD IM GOING RO CRYYYSHSOAHDKFKSLDKFKFKF

(Back from finishing both chapters now, THE FORMATTING WAS SUPER COOL!!! duuuudeee it worked perfectly the juxtaposition was sooo ohugogig yesss yesss yessss)

you sent these asks ages ago whoopsies oh well hi icy. it's finally started raining here!! I'm hoping it cools down for real after this week. I want the cozy vibes to last aaaaa

anyway. ch 26 reaction lets go

yeahhhh there's definitely a risk with wilbur getting the tattoo before going back to the palace but he needed it to remind himself of everything. it was a risk worth taking :)

glass!crimeboys are so special to me aaa

LMAO yeah uh. the bit with tommy realizing niki knew wilbur's name was so awkward like all of them just side eyeing each other for a moment 😭

aaaaa thank you I definitely tried so hard on the descriptions in this chapter

niki and tommy are such a good duo it's so unfortunate things turned out this way :(

NO LONGER EMPTY WILBUR YEAHHHHHH

i was pretty sure most people would be able to figure out the vine tattoo meaning it was something I decided tommy got like, right after wilbur tried to kill him. i knew he was always going to get a tattoo from it and that wilbur wouldn't find out about the tattoo until wayyyy later so it was really fun to finally write that bit

brothers <33

thank you sm I'm so glad you enjoyed the format!! I had so much fun with it in this chapter and I'm so happy with how it turned out. I think it really worked for what the chapter needed to be

[cloudninetonine]

Hi!! Ok so this might seem a bit nonsensical so if it is I’m sorry but I was just going through a 2000s club music rabbit hole and I stumbled upon that one Japanese water commercial that Beyoncé did (here’s the link):

https://youtu.be/I2w2cyCdZZA?si=zFzbVZz8S-w62qej

Idk why I just thought it was so funny cuz imagine if Player gave the chain mobile phones for some inexplicable reason and then sent this link to Legend with a bullshit caption like “this MIGHT be Koholintcore” and then he spams them back with a crazy amount of death threats or sumn. I have a feeling he’d be super creative with them. like. think Tupac dissing Wendy Williams-type vulgarity. and then Player would just. like… not read them (they actually do and then they and Wind wheeze about it together and then they pretend they didn’t read them just to screw with him). and then reply with gamepigeon 8-ball or sumn. Poor Legend’s head would probably explode. Lmao 💗. Idk why I thought of this but it just seems so in character and frankly I need more Player AU memes in my life. They add TANG‼️

Anyhoo! Just wanted to let you know that I LOVE your fic and can’t wait for the next update (no rushing at all tho like be kind to urself bestie) if you couldn’t tell I adore your player and I’m a good sucker for enemies to lovers so ofc your player/legend dynamic is badaboom for me. I can really feel that even though things are *relatively* chill now after that last chapter, it really feels like things are starting to ramp up in intrigue, and we’re only on chapter 14(I’m assuming there’s gonna be shittons more cuz you said on a different post there would be at least 20 or sumn more chapters). So exciting! ✨✨✨

THIS IS THE MOST RANDOM THING EVWR AND YOU BETTER YOUR FUCKING ARSE ITS PLAYCORE

Instead of replying with the pool game straight away, idea that Player just goes "I ain't reading all that shit." Then sends it NFMWNZN AAAAA

Also thank you so much! It always brings me joy knowing people like reading! Things are definitely ramping up now and I'm so excited to start putting my own twists and such for future endeavours Player's gonna have to go through.