#I am so gay y’all 😔

[theswedishpajas]

NOBODY WILL EVER CONVINCE ME THIS ISN’T BEETLEJUICE

[beebabycastiel]

Representing mlm and wlw solidarity for @gallacrafts Theme 11! Happy pride, gays, theys, and super cool ally’s! 🌈🌈🌈

[batfleshh]

Your hybrid reader fanfics got me thinking with my dick not head😔

I am sure Price would eventually buy hybrid dog! Reader a pretty collar🤭

Back in place

Price X M!DH!reader

Warnings: LAST DH FIC FOR A LITTLE WHILE unless y’all like these lmao, recruits are annoying, collaring, scent kink? and ahem pillow humping, hes so grhherhh, idfk gay, not proofread

★ You weren’t usually one to get frustrated during your duties, especially considering your role in the task force. You were always expected to listen, to be obedient and be hellbent on complying with whomever told you to do a task. It wasn’t your fault that those rookies were bossing you around like you were just some dumb dog. It ticked you off, the way they spoke to you with an overly sweet tone and gushing faces like you were some pet. Usually you didn’t mind that term, depending on who it came from, but it was still enough to make you snappy with them. That’s what got you called to the Captains office, a low growl leaving you as you walked past the annoying recruits. Once you reach Prices office, you knock at the door gently before pushing it open. He looks up at you, his face scrunching up into that familiar smile that made your tail swish back and forth behind you.

★ At least, that’s what usually happens. Now you just grumble and move into the room, slamming the door shut and staring at him. He furrows his eyebrows at your new attitude, using his finger to gesture you over to him. You reluctantly comply, inching over to him slowly, not bothering to have any sense of urgency in your step. Once you reach his desk, he pushes his chair away from it, looking up at you and studying your features, scanning you. He takes note of your demeanor, reaching for your hand and taking it in his as gently as he possibly could. You let out a confused noise at the action, John pulling you towards him and coaxing you down to your knees slowly.

★ You grumble but comply, ears twitching irritatedly on your head. He’s still holding onto your hand, his thumb caressing the back of it. You begin to ease up slightly, the comforting gesture making you sigh through your nose contently. His other hand moves to your face, placing it under your chin and making you look up at him. Your face feels warm as he stares at you with his kind, yet demeaning eyes. You feel your tail begin to move around slowly, a quiet whine leaving your throat unintentionally. “Starting to feel better, boy?”, he asks you, a soft chuckle leaving him as you nod sheepishly. He removes his hand from your face slowly, reaching towards a drawer on the opposite side of his desk. You study his figure as he is turned around, eyes lingering on his lower area for a little longer than intended. You bite the inside of your cheek as your head fills with nasty thoughts, huffing and going back to watching him shuffle his hand around in his desk.

★ He removes an object from the drawer, shutting it and facing you again. He runs his head through your hair and pets your head with his other hand, holding the object up in front of you. “Ain’t it pretty, pup?”, he asks you teasingly, a leather collar being presented to you. You feel your face flare up at the sight, your tail beginning to move faster without any apparent reason. You see “Property of” engraved into it, his initials following after it. He lifts your head slightly and wraps the object around your neck securely, a small metal buckle allowing the material to be put in place. You move your hand up to feel at the collar, smiling to yourself. Price keeps that same smile on his face, cooing as you start to move closer to him, whining and placing your hands on both of his knees. He leans forward and smirks, moving his hand to loop two of his fingers under the collar and pulling you up. He presses his lips against yours, closing his eyes and smiling against your own.

★ You happily return it, tail moving rapidly behind you as you lift yourself up off the floor slightly. A tiny whine leaves you as he pulls away, breaking the contact between your lips. He eventually helps you to your feet, giving you a comforting pat on the arm and sending you on your way. You leave his office with a dopey grin, feeling bubblier than before. The recruits take notice of your new accessory, all deciding to ask about it later. You continue your day like normal, having a far more better demeanor than what you did earlier that day. You do snap at the same recruit from time to time, but that’s more their fault than yours.

★ Later that night, you are wondering around the base. You have nothing left to do for the day, but you are patiently waiting for the Captain to be done for the night. He had gone out a little while ago on a mission with the rest of the task force, you being left behind. It didn’t bother you that much, but you did miss him. You decide to sneak into his room, eyes scanning over his bed. You quietly move towards it, unintentionally silencing yourself from making any noise. You lay down on his covers happily, your head flopping onto his pillow. You take a deep breath, humming as you smell his scent imbedded into the pillow. You huff and press your nose into it slightly, whimpering quietly at the smell and grabbing at the pillow slowly. Your tail begins to wag quickly as you inhale his smell, sitting up and picking up the pillow. You hold it to your chest tightly, tail wagging steadily as you hug at the soft object. You perk up as you get an idea, looking down at a second pillow John has resting on his bed.

★ No, no, what an absurd idea. You’re better than that, you’re not that much of a pervert. You shake your head to yourself and place the pillow back in its original place, smoothing out any wrinkles and creases you put in it.

★ You chose that option in possibly another universe. But here? You begin to strip out of your pants quickly, anything left of your attention span immediately leaving your mind. You would apologize to the captain later, you’re sure he’d understand. Price is exhausted when he gets back from the mission, wishing his crew a good night in a gruff voice as he goes to make his way to his room. He hums to himself, thinking about where you might be at as he reaches his door. His hand reaches for the knob, but he stops himself. His eyebrows furrow as he listens closely, a soft rocking noise being heard faintly. At first, he’s confused and angry, what pervert recruit mistook their room for his?!? But when he cracks the door open, he sees something that was quite the opposite of his previous accusation.

★ Faint moans and whimpers leave you as your teeth are clamped down onto one of his pillows, the other pillow planted securely between your thighs. Your movements are rapid as your cock rubs against the soft fabric, pre cum leaking onto the material as you huff at his other pillow. John is surprised, almost in shock as he watches you from behind the creaked open door. He gives a quiet chuckle and slowly eases his way inside, shutting the door with a soft click silently behind him. Your eyes are screwed shut with your back to him, your ears twitching on your head. John moves up behind you slowly, staring at your body. After a little bit, he snatches at your collar, a surprised yelp leaving as you let go of the pillow in your mouth. You sigh in relief as you realize who it is, but that quickly being replaced by embarrassment as you quickly try to apologize to him. He just stares at you, removing his hand from your collar and commanding you with a grunt. “Keep going.”, and you do.

★ You begin to groan and whimper, eyes staring at him half lidded. Price chuckles deeply and moves to press a soft kiss to your cheek, coaxing you on. After a while, you finally tumble over the edge. Your release shoots out of your length, decorating the soft fabric of the pillow that’s between your thighs. You whine and slump forward, panting and looking at him with a silent, but calm expression. The captain coos at you, hand moving to your head slowly to scratch at your ears. You whine, tail beginning to thump against the bed gently as you stay perfectly still. His hand slowly runs down to your collar, tugging at it gently, almost playfully. He helps you clean up after a small moment, now replacing the used pillow with a clean one. He sets up his bed and hums, staring at you and smiling his signature smile. God, the things you would do for this man.

~ ★

Rolls around on floor and dies

[cheesysoup-arlo]

Cady’s Cousin (pt.2)

(pt. 1)/(pt. 3)/(pt. 4)

A/N: sorry this is mostly like “texting” also the relationship/couples I have in here are (karen and gretchen), (cady and regina), later I’ll add (janis and reader) and maybe (aaron and kevin g) idk maybe lol I won’t be tagging the ships since they’re not the main ship I hope y’all liked this lol

(Sunday 8:30pm)

*Cady created a group chat*

Cads 🦁: hey guys I made this group chat so (Y/N) can get to know you guys, you guys can get to know them, and just for fun 👍

???(1): aw Cady that’s so sweet, this is Aaron by the way lol

(Y/N): can everyone send their name please 🙏

???(2): karen 💕

???(3): Beyoncé

???(4): that’s Damian ^, this is janis 👾

Damian🌟: janis you’re no fun this is homophobia

Janis👾: yeah I hate the gays 🙄

karen💕: ??? u hat me 😞

Janis👾: no not you karen just Damian

karen💕: o okie 😽

???(5): the hottest bitch you’ll meet

(Y/N): hi Regina

Cads🦁: Y/N!!!

(Y/N): cads chill I know she’s off limits

Regina👛: aw baby you’re so cute when you’re jealous

Janis👾: barf 🤮

(Y/N): 😭😭😭

(Y/N): wait where’s Gretchen?

karen💕: sleping 😴

Damian🌟: Important question! Y/n are you one of them queers?

(Y/N): I would be offended if you thought I wasn’t

*damian has named group chat “fruit loops”*

Janis👾: I-

(Y/N): oh that’s-

Damian🌟: OK STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC TO THE GAY BLACK MAN IM A MINORITY HERE

Regina👛: how’s everyone feeling about school tomorrow? I’m kind of excited mostly because the school cheese fries just hit different yk?

Cads🦁: I’m excited too but for classes I picked an extra math class this year

(Y/N): ha nerd 🤓

(Y/N): I’m nervous lol but at least I have you guys

Janis👾: I’m not excited I hate school it keeps me from doing more important things

(Y/N): like what?

Janis👾: sleeping

Damian🌟: I’m excited I decided that I’m gonna take the new senior only theater class which is a little out of my comfort zone but I’ll manage

Aaron🧍‍♂️: I was supposed to be graduated last year so I’m not excited at all

(Y/N): YOU GOT HELD BACK?!?! WHAT?!?!

Aaron🧍‍♂️: yeah I failed English and history so I couldn’t graduate

Cads🦁: it’s ok Aaron now you get to be with us for another year 😊

(Sunday 11:50pm) fruit loops

(Y/N): guys I can’t sleep

Janis👾: same I’ve been lying very still and it’s not working

Damian🌟: janis did you take the melatonin I gave you?

Janis👾: yeah but it’s not working 😔

Damian🌟: welp that’s a you problem then

(Monday 2:30am) fruit loops

(Y/N): do you think I can fit 40 mini marshmallows in my mouth?

Janis👾: oh absolutely

(Y/N): omg ur still awake too?

Janis👾: yeah lol

(Y/N): I just put 35 mini marshmallows in my mouth idk if I can fit more

Janis👾: if you fit all 40 I’ll give you 5 bucks

(Y/N): challenge accepted

(Monday 2:37am) fruit loops

(Y/N): I fit all 40 and almost choked lmao

Janis👾: lmao nice your $5 will be given at school

(Y/N): yippieeee

(Y/N): dude I literally can’t sleep

Janis👾: wanna call? That’s what me and Damian used to do before he got a good sleep schedule lmao

(Y/N): um sure me and my friend back home used to do that too

*incoming call from Janis👾*

“Hi” you whispered suddenly feeling a little more tired with her company even if it was only over the phone “hey” janis said with a small yawn “nice shirt” you say seeing her Lego movie shirt “oh um thanks” she says with a laugh “so what’s up?” “Let’s take turns asking each other questions until we fall asleep” you say with a little yawn “hmm ok favorite color?” She asks you “ooo definitely (your favorite color), how about you?” “Hmm either green or purple” “ooo good choice, hmm hobbies?” “I sing and write a little but I guess art even though I don’t consider it a hobby it’s more of a lifestyle” “art? Can I see some?” “Yeah sure I’ll show you some stuff tomorrow” you both yawn “shit it’s 3 am” janis sighs “fuck” you chuckle sleepy “um I’m getting tired” janis says with a tired laugh “me too” you say starting to close your eyes “good night (y/n)” “good night Janis” you say with a yawn falling asleep as she hangs up

Monday 5:30am

“Pst…(y/n)? You gotta wake up” your cousin said lightly shaking you “ugh five more minutes” you mumbled “no come on up you gotta get ready” she insisted, you got up against your body begging to go back to sleep “good morning sleepy head” Cady said with an enthusiastic smile “cads what time is it?” “5:33” “doesn’t school start at like 8:30?” “No it starts at 8 and I wanted to make sure you had enough time to get ready and have breakfast, breakfast is very important” “uh huh…mm thanks cads” you say with a yawn deciding to get up and look through your clothes “meet me in my room when you’re done getting dressed, ok?” Cady said “um ok?” You said grabbing your favorite jeans and shirt then going to look for your jacket as your cousin left

(Monday 5:40 am) fruit loops

Gretchen🌷: good morning everyone soooo so sorry for not texting yesterday I went to bed early

Regina👛: it’s ok Gretch don’t worry about it

Regina👛: also damn I think Janis and (y/n) our new insomniac duo

(Y/N): unfortunately yes I’m so fucking tired also good morning Gretchen

Aaron🧍‍♂️: why are you guys up so early it’s not even six yet? I literally woke up because of all the buzzing

(Y/N): cads woke me up :(

Regina👛: my skincare and makeup routine take like and hour

Gretchen🌷: I like mornings ☀️

You finished getting ready and headed over to Cady’s room like she asked you to. “What’s up cads?” “Eee (y/n) ok so first of all how are you feeling about your first day” “a little nervous and tired I only got like 2 and a half hours of sleep” “oh goodness (y/n) why didn’t you sleep sooner?”cady says concerned “Because I wasn’t tired?” You half joked. Cady hands you a paper. “That’s a map of the school the way Janis sees it she gave it to me on my first day I feel like it could be helpful for you” “oh um wow thanks cads” you say giving her a half hug. Your aunt knocks on Cady’s open door “hey girls good morning” “good morning mom” Cady says enthusiastically, you yawn “morning” you say with a small smile “I’ve got to head to work but I’m assuming you girls have a ride?” “Yeah Aaron’s gonna pick us up I think?” Cady answers “alright I love you two, be on your best behavior and call me or text me if you need me” your aunt says as she leaves “bye” you and Cady say at the same time. You head to the kitchen and pour yourself a bowl of cereal

(Monday 6:40am) fruit loops

Regina👛: my mom is doing a coffee run what does everyone want?

Damian🌟: iced coffee, oat milk, vanilla

Gretchen🌷: just the usual for me and Karen

Janis👾: iced coffee, oat milk, lavender

(Y/N): um (your coffee order) please

Cads🦁: can you just get me a tea?

Regina👛: yeah of course I’ll get your favorite

Aaron🧍‍♂️: regular coffee, cream and sugar please

Regina👛: ok also who’s picking up who today? I can get Karen and Gretchen as usual

Aaron🧍‍♂️: my mom said I don’t have car privileges this week so I can’t give anyone a ride

Damian🌟: I can get janis for sure but if anyone else needs a ride I can get them too

Cads🦁: can you give (Y/N) and I a ride please we’re ready whenever you are 👍

Damian🌟: yeah I’ll be over in 10 then we’ll go get Janis because I know she’s not ready yet

Janis👾: I would be offended but it’s true

Regina👛: alright meet at our usual spot?

Aaron🧍‍♂️: 👍

Damian🌟: sounds good see y’all soon

[hilsonamore]

THOUGHTS ON S4 EP12, HOUSE M.D (pt.2)

“Don’t Ever Change”

So here’s part 2 because i haven’t said half of whatever the fuck is going on in my head rn-

BABE STOP LOOKING AT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WITH THOSE EYES AND JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY-

“You like that!”

“It’s annoying but she’s good at it”

“Wait a second- this isn’t just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she’s conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequence. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves-“

Intense puppy brown eye stare

realisation

“Oh my god…you’re sleeping with me”

realises

holy actual SHIT

HOLD MY DAMN DRINK IM GOING INTO GAY PANIC MODE

LIKE- Do i even have to elaborate further on that? The fact that house is listing all these undesirable, questionable, anti-wilson qualities that characterise Amber, and then realises that… wait a damn second. THAT’S ME. And he realises that not only does wilson like that, he’s also attracted to that. He realises that his best friend has found someone who makes him happy, whose unconventional qualities aren’t regarded as off-putting and grotesque, and that that person just so happens to be a female version of himself. Like, no wonder my boy looks so flabbergasted.

“It’s annoying but she’s good at it”, is basically wilson’s way of telling house that, however annoying and mind-boggling and irritating he might be, he still likes him, he’s still there for him, he still acknowledges, despite all his unorthodox qualities, his brilliance and his goodness (which is basically the entire dynamic of their relationship), i-

And may i note, if this was just some “hahha you’re sleeping with the female version of me mate hahaha are you in love with me or something” house would NOT be so fucking awkward and DESPERATE to get away. Like, are y’all seeing what i’m seeing? My guy doesn’t do awkward. And yet-

Honestly, bisexuality was born in this scene and no one can convince me otherwise.

Next up!

This very normal conversation between two totally hetero boy-besties😔

“House you’re right. Why not? Why not date you? It’s brilliant. We’ve known each other for years, we’ve put up with all kinds of crap from each other and we keep coming back. We’re a couple!”

“Are we still speaking metaphorically?”

“Amber is exactly what i need, and you would agree if you weren’t mired in self-loathing, topped with a thin crust of megalomania”

“Hey, that’s my best friend’s girl you’re talking about”

Okay but like… WHAT

First of all, wilson babe, house didn’t ever tell you “oh hey babe since you’re sleeping with the female version of me then you should just date the og version of me instead haha” in order for you to make that very-serious-joke, he just stated that “you’re sleeping with me”. So what’s your excuse? What’s your excuse for saying that out of nowhere other than in the hopes that amidst the jokey manner of your banter house would grasp on the opportunity, suggest you go find a closet (ha!) to make out in or just out-right tell everyone you’re together and because you’re both so stubborn neither would ever back down from this intense game of gay chicken- literally whyyyyyy?!?!?

My boy’s face doesn’t even have one ounce of “i’m just messing with you ahaha or am i!?!” he’s just like “yep, this was my plan all along, to date someone who’s a copy-paste of you to make you finally realise how intensely in love with each other we both are, you jealous lil shit-”.

Like, what in the gay old man yaoi shit is going on here?

And then, then there is this beautifully brilliant thing that wilson says that i haven’t actually seen anyone talk about and it’s driving me crazy.

“Amber is exactly what i need, and you would agree if you weren’t mired in self loathing, topped with a thin crust of megalomania”

Okay so um, we’ve already established that Amber is the female version of House. Like, their gender is the only thing that sets them apart, because otherwise they are the literal same person and they can both see that. And then this little shit of a puppy-brown-eyed-sexually-frustrated-closeted-little-shit of a doctor tells his best friend that his girlfriend, aka his alter ego, is exactly what he needs. He doesn’t just want her for sex, he wants her for her and everything that she is. Which is house with a different body type. He’s so unserious like what-

“And you would realise that if you weren’t mired in self-loathing, topped with a thin crust of megalomania”

What does his self-loathing have to do with anything? Ohhhh yeah, i get it, house’s self-loathing is preventing him from seeing that he is exactly what wilson needs in his life, right? Like, this is the literal translation of this statement, metaphorically or not. Otherwise, somebody come correct my language skills.

“She’s not me. Well, she is me. But that’s not why she’s attractive. She’s a needy version of me”

“Hard to imagine such a mythical creature”

aka you’re needy and i desire you carnally

…

“She wasn’t needy, she was.. in a bad situation. There’s a difference”

“Not to your libido”

aka either way you just want to sleep with me

…

Intense hungry, blue-eyed stare

“Well, if you’d looked at me with those eyes before i was involved…c’est la vie”

aka come here you lil-

…

Gay smile

im tired what the fuck more do i have to say-

i’ll probably make a part 3 but later on because i just spent 3 hours making these😔

[secretdonderwolk]

lmao that reminds me of that vid of daniel belly dancing while max is watching and literally making this face 😯 with his hands on his head!! and looking around at other rb employees like “are y’all seeing this???” You’re the only one entranced max😔

see i can't get ever watch that fully. it's too jarring to watch someone have a whole ass gay awakening in real time and be so fully okay with it. most of us need seven years of am i gay quizzes at one in the morning to get to that point. max saw three seconds of daniel badly bellydancing, got out the megaphone and said, I LOVE MEN! :D

[naathanuwu]

I am this 🤏 close to writing Vox x masc!reader fanfic

I love all of the x fem!reader fic writers sm! Istg y’all write some of the most delicious fics I have ever read, but ya boy is starving! I am craving some gay bs 😔

Reading a Vox x masc!reader fic has made me remember, so I shall bless all of my fellow starving Vox enjoyers that are masc aligned

I can probably cook up some ideas throughout the day and write down some rough drafts, sooo

Y’all can also leave some requests in my inbox if you got your own ideas cooked up in your head hehehe

Anyway

Take care ya silly goobers <3

[slashersimp123]

New start?

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Hello there! My user is slasher simp, I won’t give my full name but call me Ava if you would like! I’m new here, I rarely use tumblr as much. So with that being said I’m gonna start making content for my lovely followers!<3

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what might this account be about?

Im going to be making smut/fluff. (or any other requests-) but mainly smut. AS BEING SAID, this IS my first time making smut or fluff for literally any character, well any character that I will be choosing to make. So the characters I might be making? Definitely slashers (it’s in my user lmfao?) creepypastas, and literally any type of killer. WELL ALMOST EVERY KIND- I don’t know all of them! But I know a lot.

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What will I write for and Won’t write for?

Won’t allow..!-

Pedophilia

Zoophilia

Rape

Any smut that has to do with throw up, shit, Piss and any of that nasty stuff.. keep that to y’all self’s.. (no like literally if I get a request to do that I will block you😭)

Over explicit smut (as said, I’m not the best at smut so don’t request like… IDK. BUT DONT GO TO OVER BORED…(

Character x charater

Cheating..

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Side note-

HONESTLY, I would say no minors but I know that there’s gonna be like 12-14 year olds looking at my acc.😭 so honestly just don’t tell me your age… it would just be better if I didn’t know..😑 like there’s nothing i can’t really do to stop yall from seeing it.. but most stuff might be like 16+ that I make.but I know that won’t stop yall from reading my shit- so like just don’t tell me your age, because if you do.. I might have to block you👍 so with that being said, DONT HATE ON ME FOR THIS SIDE NOTE.

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Back to the things I will allow-

Smut, fluff, and agnst

I will allow any type of female reader.. or any other gender as long as they have a pussy👍 ALSO, IM SORRY GUYS.. but I won’t do male reader x whoever. IM REALLY BAD AT IT.. I’ve been practicing more on female reader x whoever. So I’m sorry guys, but no gay smut😔.. MAYBE ONCE I PRACTICE AND SHIT I WILL TRY FOR MY MALE FAM.. but I will do lesbian smut ;).. I LOVE LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS SO.. IF YOU WANT THAT JUST DM ME OR DO IT THE EASIER WAY AND MAKE NOTE ABOUT IT.

Anime (including mha, demon slayer, one piece, and mrs kobayashi dragon maid, ALSO JJK)

Uhm… and idk. Literally just give me a dm or comment to do and I will see if I’m comfortable with it.. DONT BE EMBARRASSED YALL… I REMEMBER I WAS REALLY EMBARRASSED TO ASK FOR SOMEONE TO DO SMUT. (I still am-) BUT LIKE IDC ABOUT YALLS WEIRD KINKS.. JUST ASK ME AND I WILL DO IT

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The end.

Well with that being said… BUBBA SAYER AND THOMAS HEWITT ARE THE BEST LEATHER FACES AND YALL CANT TELL ME OTHER WISE..😻😻

[crowclubkaz]

hazbin s1 finale reactions (spoilers below the cut!)

- i will exclusively be referring to alastor as King Roach from now on

- angel has polaroids of all of his best friends taped to his bedroom door and i’m soooo fine and normal about it

- the exorcists are all women!!! good for them

- “this is better than sex!” vox shouts, in front of valentino, whom he has had sex with

- oh all y’all were SO right abt the black eye theory. don’t think that went unnoticed alastor I saw that shit

- vox shouts at the tv just like me 😌

- get ‘em pentious 🫡😔

- lute ripping her own arm off?? UNMATCHED

- “i am going to FUCK YOU” god he’s such a boomer

- niffty giving the killing blow AS 👏 SHE 👏 SHOULD 👏

- THANK FUCK FAT NUGGETS IS OK

- lucifer….. being a good dad??

- voxval canon I KNEW IT

- not to be gay but Lilith is AWOOGA

[sugartitzblah]

Omg I’m literally so happy that you saw my wrestler Cartman stuff and liked it because it never really got too popular 🥺🥺

Anyways I’m completely in love with you I AM IN LOVEEEEEEEE!!! You’re literally so right about everything you said about wrestler Cartman. WE’RE SPREADING THE WRESTLER CARTMAN AGENDA EHEHEJWJW

I love me a hoe who makes my size kink act up and manhandles me. But anyways he’s fucking huge!!!! Like I said in some hcs and like how you said, he deffff lays on you a lot. I feel like at some point he realizes he’s kinda crushing you by the way you’re wheezing but you like it so he’s gonna keep doing it 🤭🤭 I WOULD LET HIM USE ME LIKE A FUCKING BEANBAG GOOD LORD

Tell me Cartman isn’t a heavy weight wrestler tho! LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME HES NOT!! You can’t because I’m right 💅💅 but he’s def a heavy weight. And you know how them heavy weight mfs built!! He has big ass muscular thighs and shoulders and I literally wanna be between his thighs OH MY GODDDDD

He would be sooooo jealous if you went to his tournaments (or were the wrestling manager) because there’s soooooo many shirtless sweaty guys there. Ehehesbshjw him grabbing your chin to make you look at him and being all jealous and a smidge possessive and shit like omg but also him clinging to you to let other mfs know y’all are dating 🫠😩

he’s such a clingy mf!!! he can’t get enough from you, the bitch whines when you try to move away from him while y’all cuddle

HE IS LIKE A HUGE BLANKET, his body is always so warm and comfortable so when you’re cold he keeps you so cozy, he’s like a huge teddy bear

I CANT GET ENOUGH OF HIS THIGHS he’s definitely built bc of wrestling practice but pls let’s not forget that this mf would have this big ass tits and like the whore he is he would usually wear those sleeveless tank tops to show off 🤭

HE. GIVES. YOU. THE. PASSENGER. PRINCESS. TREATMENT. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

he’s giving dad energy!!! if you smoke, drink or have a vape he would get so bossy, like “nuh uh, we don’t do that type of shit here”, “what the fuck is a vape? just some flavored nicotine? that’s kinda gay, throw that shit away”

loves holding your hips, everywhere and at every moment

you want to take a mirror selfie wearing a bikini or a revealing fit? not on his watch, he would hug you from behind to cover your exposed body with his arms, it’s so annoying

I NEED MORE OF WRESTLING CARTMAN I NEED MORE NNGNGNNHNHHNGG 😔😔😔

[alstroemerian-dragon]

alright lets get this show on the fuckin road finally

🌺 hi! im aed/meria, and my friends have finally bullied me into making a dr blog because i have worms in my brain. 🐛

im both an artist and a writer and i will try to post some of the stuff ive done soon! i was putting off posting my fics for a long time because i was embarrassed but now that this exists i guess i have no excuse. as for art, i dont have a load of time for it, and when i do its rarely anything finished (plus my laptop is definitely on its last legs 😔) but ive still got some stuff, and its very gay, so hopefully people like that

im gonna state for the record im Primarily obsessed with sdr2. dr1 is fine but im not all that attached to the characters, and my relationship with ndrv3 is extremely toxic and unhealthy and we should probably seek relationship counseling because its getting a little out of hand. i also am the kind of person who thinks way too fucking hard about things that truly do not matter all that much, and i do insane amounts of research in order for a single piece of dialogue in a fic to be realistic, so my main brain space is occupied by logistics of the remnants of despair and post sdr2 canon events, so expect mostly content about the five survivors, both canon and in aus

i got into dr bc of scout of clown_depot and papermariowiki fame and because my boyfriend made me watch the streams they and their friends did of that game and it did irrevocable damage to my brain. specifically, hajime and fuyuhiko grabbed my brain stem in their fists and decided it was theirs, so im ngl im probably gonna mostly post about them.

big shout out to tumblr users hajihiko and causeitsagame for being my main source of inspo and content for the past six months of silently stewing in this fixation. y’all are real ones and a few of the only people i respect in this place. gd bless

[souloftheintrovert]

ok last rantble. sometimes i fucking LOATHE the communities i’m in.

cut because the post is long.

the worst has to be the entire k-pop community. for every one sane fan, there’s 10,000 not-so-sane-leaning-insane-maybe-even-obsessive ones. “guys lets get this video to 1B views!” “stream!!” “pls dont use emojis they freeze views” “lets all vote for *insert specific group* to show our support for them!” they make this sound like it’s a business when all i’m trying to do is listen to music and support some artists. and a lot of fans have this “cute, bf/gf material, innocent” ideal of their idols, then get a bit too upset or call them “rude” when said idol acts isn’t as cute or innocent as the fan thought they were. don’t even get me started when that idol interacts with anyone of the opposite gender 🤦‍♂️

next has to be the subliminal community, but dear goodness they are a hell of a lot better. the worst they do is ask the same questions over and over and act overly positive. if you don’t act overly positive, some (not all, but some) people will either tell others to not trust your channel or just call you plain rude, when you’re really just being normal.

the best is probably the bf asmr community, or whatever it’s called. i would’ve been embarrassed to add this but y’all don’t know me so it’s okay. the worst part, as a listener, is me being gay. while the straight girls are sitting down and enjoying their thanksgiving feast, us gay guys are literally under the table and feasting on whatever scraps they drop. but us gay guys that don’t want to listen to spicy/toxic content are surviving on crumbs, at least i know i am. but that’s not what bothers me. straight people gonna straight. love who you love. what bothers me is the girls coming over to m4m videos and commenting “not me being a girl and watching this 😔✋” or asking the va, who specifically makes m4m audios, to make a m4f audio as if the girls don’t have thousands to choose from. there was this one time, oHO, there was this one time a person with a gacha life profile pic (meaning they were either trolling or a kid) said “i like yaoi but mff (m4f) is better” LIKE BYE 😭 don’t even get me started on how m4a is usually just m4f but the speaker switches between they/them and she/her pronouns 🤦‍♂️ but thankfully these issues are few and far between. the voice actors have it worse if they’re in a relationship and the wrong people find out. voice actors are their own people with their own lives and are able to be in their own romantic relationships. their audience have no right to be upset about that, and the fact that some people are is beyond weird to me. either live with it or move on to a different channel, let’s not get all obsessive over some person’s content.

and that was my last rantble (for the day)

[impatentpending]

idk if you watch spn but I have (avidly) for six years now and.... yikes. I held off on passing judgement for a few days, just bc I wanted to have a cohesive understanding of it and make sure I wasn't just going with my knee jerk reaction but hoo. It was bad. It was just bad. I'm literally heartbroken. They really said: what character development or found family arc? :) We only know kill off the girls the gays and the traumatized people who deserved to live :) Sorry, I'm just so furious. ~Lo

I am not in the spn fandom, nor have i ever been, but I’m absolutely losing my mind just in proximity to y’all so I cannot imagine what it is like on the front lines 😔  rest in peace y’all had a good run 

[oofmilk]

inhales. april may, dahlia hawthorne, your favorite and least favorite characters from kakegurui and pearl fey for the ask meme

hholy shit jinx,

APRIL MAY

favorite thing about them

i like her color palette :o) it’s very nice

least favorite thing about them

[gestures to her part in mia’s death]

favorite line

“ooh! you bottom-feeder, scum-sucking lawyer!”

brotp

her and redd :o) petty lil gay ppl

otp

hengnrng mineymay...

notp

redd/april. no thanks they’re both homosexual :)

random headcanon

april met mimi in prison thanks to warden roland’s weird “meet a buddy so you’re not lonely! :)” program

unpopular opinion

i think it’s really funny how she just does a complete personality 180 in court. absolutely fucking hilarious

song i associate with them

and all that jazz

favorite picture of them

DAHLIA HAWTHORNE

favorite thing about them

she can be your angle.,,, or yuor devil

least favorite thing about them

her hatred for mia 😔 i know there’s other things but like. MAN the cousins, y’know??

favorite line

“from the day i was born to the day i died, i never helped anyone! i lived for myself, and, in the end, i died for myself. i thought that was obvious.”

brotp

either her & iris or, and HERE ME OUT Y’ALL, dahlia & roger

otp

c,,,, courthorne :)

notp

t*rry/dahlia. fuck. dude. FUCK. i hate it so muchhhhhh

random headcanon

dahlia likes + actively plays badminton :)

song i associate with them

god what DON’T i associate w/ dahlia. if i had to choose one then monster

favorite picture of them

ITSUKI SUMERAGI

favorite thing about them

her entire design is just very nice to look at :)

least favorite thing about them

maybe it’s just Me but her entire motivation in some of the later chapters being kaede? meh. cishets, am i right /j

favorite line

“someone controls your life, so what? put some wins under your belt and turn the tables. it’s no reason to give up your ambitions!”

brotp

either her & mary or her & yumeko. they’re buddies!

otp

mary/itsuki.......... i like the Them

notp

idk, really?? maybe her and kirari?

random headcanon

bisexual itsuki hours real :)

song i associate with them

primadonna

favorite picture of them

MIDARI IKISHIMA

favorite thing about them

tbh her initial gamble w/ yumeko was actually really interesting and i’d be willing to play. just. without the guns

least favorite thing about them

literally everything else. i cannot STAND midari. she gets on my fucking nerves

favorite line

don’t have one bc i just Don’t Like Her that muchakfkskwkfk

brotp

she and sayaka seem like. opposites attract types of besties

otp

i guess her and nishinotouin would be cute :)

notp

midari/yumeko. urgh

random headcanon

i don’t think about midari like At All. there is Nothing up in my brain

song i associate with them

cannibal

favorite picture of them

PEARL FEY

favorite thing about them

when she verbally beat down franziska’s ass in bridge to the turnabout!!

least favorite thing about them

how her aa5 design is just :( her but taller :( capcom :(

favorite line

“you’re just a scared little girl without your whip!”

brotp

her & maya!!!! or her & nick :) familyisms

otp

t,,,,, trupearl,,,,,,,,,,,

notp

pearl/men. like. sir that’s a lesbian

random headcanon

pearl keeps the pretzel bun post-aa3 but she Does let her hair grow a lil longer. she keeps it half-up half-down!

song i associate with them

class of 2013

favorite picture of them