#I didn’t think he was cute or anything

[wheredidmycrowngo]

I BOUGHT MY MAN!!! IM SO EXCITED FOR THISSS !!

[avatardoggo]

when you meet a Guy and he is 99.9% perfection but the Holy Spirit says no

[dnd-shithouse]

I’m gonna say something so evil and controversial!!

If I knew Glenn in real life, I would despise him.

Not because he lets his son smoke pot, or because he is an absent dad or even because he likes Disney world.

I’d hate him because he plays Christmas Rock music.

[ghostly-schematics]

Ohhh my gods I just came back from this huge national jazz event thing and there was. a guy performing. at one of the concert things they have and all I’m gonna say is at least half of the people there from my school walked out of that concert with a huge crush on this guy. Including the straight boys.

[lumiereandcogsworth]

What do the Adelle family's stockings look like!!!! I MUST KNOW!!!

okay so i’m actually quite torn about this. because adam, interior designer extraordinaire, would definitely want them all to be uniform and themed and Elegant and Lovely™️

belle, however, thinks that’s Dumb. their first christmases (number varying on the universe, of course) when it’s just the two of them, adam gets matchy matchy ones and belle doesn’t mind. they’re the right mix of elegant and cute. i feel like they’d have reindeer on them and are like red and gold.

when they have renée, though, belle is like okay we need to have FUN with stockings now. and INSISTS on getting a new one that is entirely unique to renée. then to juliette. when they’re old enough, belle has them pick them out themselves. adam is Annoyed that they’re all different but he unfortunately is too soft for his little princesses to stop any of it 🙄 like despite how much he insisted on getting stockings that Looked Nice, he simply couldn’t say no to his little girls when one wanted the pink sparkly stocking with a princess on it and the other wanted the green fluffy stocking with a teddy bear on it.

this tradition carries on when maurice is born too, and for years it’s just adam & belle’s nice ones and then the kiddos’ silly ones.

when the girls become teenagers though, adam makes his move. he suggests to the family that perhaps we all get a new set of stockings, so they match and look nice with the decor. renée and juliette don’t mind, but maurice, who is still a Kiddo, is like UMM?? EXCUSE ME??

and adam is like son please it’ll look so nice🥲

and maurice is like father you fail to see the beauty in my teenage mutant ninja turtles stocking

and adam is like i know you like that show but wouldn’t it be so nice if all the stockings matched

and maurice is like NO it would be NICE if my turtles could be FREE

and he walks out and adam has lost the battle for another christmas

he tries again a couple years later when maurice is a teen himself, and eventually maurice concedes.

and finally. FINALLY. after like TWENTY YEARS of these silly stockings that are OH so precious and SO VERY SILLY. finally adam gets his way and they have nice uniform elegant stockings for all five of them

and it’s so lovely and adam totally bided his time and it was totally worth it.

until the grandkids arrive :)

[asmidge]

emotional over how Android 17 was built to kill and now his job is protecting life. he doesn’t want to kill the poachers even though they directly threaten the animals that are so important to him

he has a wife and kids now and has an actual life, something that Dr Gero never envisioned for him or his sister. they were created as tools meant to kill Goku but they’re his friend now. they live for themselves and value the lives that they were originally meant to destroy

[kdsburneraccount]

Slay ig

[inkykeiji]

had a dream about jouno + tecchou last night,,,, i was a hostage???????? and they were playing good cop, bad cop with me (take a wild guess who was the good, kind man who was feeding me water between sessions with his palm cupped beneath my chin and gently brushing sticky, sweaty hair back from my temples while he murmured the most tender words beneath his breath and who was the bad, sadistic man sexually torturing the fucking life out of me until i was shaking and sobbing and coated in my own salt (tears n sweat n snot n cum) and then chuckling about it and spewing the most caustic words across my body, letters sharp and soaked in acid, literally burning as they seep into my skin,,, it’s v easy)

[mymelodyisme]

Okay but Mys and Shane totally have pet names for each, some that stuck around from the days when they weren’t supposed to be cute nicknames.

Shane for Mys: Doll face, Sunshine, Gumball/Drop, Dotty, Princess, Daisy, Sweat Pea, Chatterbox, Angel

Mys for Shane: Grumpy, Handsome, Cheekie, Sour Patch, Lemon Drop, Pizza Pie, Light of my Life

Also!! 🥺 Shane calls her Henny instead of honey because chickens, and so she calls him Rooster. So,,,

Henny ♥️ Rooster

Bonus: some nicknames they call Jas 😋

Jazzy, Kiddo, Little Princess, Little Flower, Little Lady, Little Fairy

[devilishdelights]

It never really occurred to me that mammon is just straight up wearing jeans. Like I know he does…. But when I see them…. I get so confused….

[orangespottedgiraffe]

Look at my longest crochet project

[quibbs126]

I like that they’re nice to Dark Choco, it makes me happy :)

[winksasleeplesseye]

now that I think about it…leon definitely fell first and amara fell harder and that’s on peeta and katniss level vibes/trope

[vulcanette]

my lil skelly patch’s arm came loose on my patch hoodie. I was going to sew it down but my mom said I should leave it and that it was funny, it looked like he was dancing. to me, it looked like he needed a guitar. so I got him one!

[latinokaeya-moving]

i love cyno i just wish genshin loved cyno like at all

[fuckrealityfictionisbetter]

I think if Reid was the one with a daughter he didn’t know about who popped up with a grandkid it would of been a lot better