#I don’t see it enuff

[crybaby-bkg]

one of my fav tropes that I don’t see enough is baby trapping. like, the way it absolutely makes me go feral??? ESPECIALLY when it’s mutual!!!!

cuddling up with slightly unhinged deku during the nights, talking sweetly to him about having to get another refill of your birth control in the morning when he’s gone. to his insistence, he tells you he’ll pick it up for you, so you won’t have to lift a finger, won’t have to wake up early and be greeted by a cruel world he has to protect you from.

little do you know, that he’s switching your actual pills out with sugar pills for every day out of the every week you take them.

but little does he know, that you’re doing the same with his contraceptives as well. waiting until he leaves out that morning to get your birth control, waiting, waiting, before you hurriedly pull out the new strip of condoms in your night table drawer. you’ve hidden a tiny little thumb tack behind a framed picture of you two coupled together, happy and sweet, before you start poking holes in all of the condoms.

you’re both aware of what the other has been doing. your pills aren’t that dark and you’ve poked holes far too big for them to go unnoticed. but it’s okay—you both think the other is still ignorant of the cruddy sins you’ve committed against each other. but it’s okay—he stills uses the hole-y condom and fucks you like he’s trying to touch the back of your throat. but it’s okay—you still bring him closer and wrap your thighs tight around his thick waist when he tells you he’s gonna cum. it’s so okay—when he whispers that he wants to breed you and get a green haired baby, and when you agree into the mop of his hair.

the last part isn’t addressed after that night, and even the nights after. but it all comes to a head when you pee on that little stick and find two lines. you both act surprised at the test, even though you both think about how you’ve successfully baby trapped the other.

[devildom-doll]

I wanna be proud of myself while wearing cosplay like how Levi is while wearing his ;w;

[rahhhbananas]

IT GIRL ★

- male reader!

- fandom : atsv!

- pair(s) : miles morales x male reader

- warning(s) : not proof-read!

“How long is this going to takee???”

Pavitr whined, he sat on the fire escape stairs, mindlessly fidgeting a rock. Gwen leaning against the bars smiled, “Come on Pav, it’s Y/n. He takes hours and I mean hourssss— To get ready.” Pav groaned at that statement alone, no longer bothered about how long it would take them, but how long it take to get something to eat.

“You talkin ‘bout Y/n, the hell Miles at? ‘Is got a good sense of fashion, but not good enuff to take this long.” Hobie groaned, his own stomach growling, Gwen snorted, her eyes crinkling from how large her smile was “This is only scraping the surface of those two. Once you’ve know them for a year or two, you start to prepare ahead of time.” Gwen reached into her bag, handing the two a bag of chips. “There, that should hold you guys.”

The two thanked their prepared friend, before their attention was draw to the window that had just opened. Miles walked out, he wore a black baggy jeans, a white shirt, and ontop of it navy blue varsity jacket, with white air forces. He smiled, as if he hasn’t been making the entire friend group starve for the past 20 minutes “Miles, my guy!!!”

“Oi! I trademarked that!”

“What?”

“I’m surprised you did anything involved being in the same room as a government official.”

“Yeah, ‘ve gotten real desperate after the last situation with Pav.”

“That wasn’t my faulttt!”

“What situation?”

“Don’t worry ‘bout it.”

“Okay..ignoring that totally normal..conversation, where’s Y/n? He’s glamorous and all, but taking this long? Is outrageous.” Gwen asked, sneaking a chip from Hobie’s bag.

“I’M HERE!! ★”

The group looked up, seeing Y/n on the set of stairs above them. He wore a cropped pink jacket, baggy jeans, white air forces, and on his back was a hello kitty backpack “So, where we feeling? Chinese, Pizza, BBQ? Oh, or Ice cream!” He rambled, not noticing the few irritated looks he got from his friends. “ANYTHING!” Pav screamed, using his hands to cover his face, “Anything, please.” Miles smiled, leading the group down the street, they chatted still deciding on their snacking spot.

“Oh! That cat café!” Gwen suggested, her eyes lite up at the thought of being surrounded by cute animals while enjoying a meal.

“Nah, ‘m allergic to cats.”

“And you care about your health for once? Shocking.”

“You don’t get it, bruv. My eyes swell so much I start thinking I’m in a kaleidoscope..”

“How does that even work?”

“We traveled through universes to get here, and that’s what you wanna ask?”

“Why don’t you say that louder, Pav? Maybe some crazy scientist will hear and try to kill us.”

“That’s so outta pocket.”

“lol.”

“Wow.”

“I have never heard someone say ‘lol’ in real life..that’s so— icky.”

“Pheww, good job, Gwen. Y/n has a new ‘ick’. Bravo.”

The group walked into the restaurant. It seemed to be based off the heros of Brooklyn, “Ugh, why’d we have to come to your restaurant?” Pav groaned. Hobie snorted, picking at the small figures of Spiderman, Miles’ black and red suit somehow blending with the restaurant aesthetic— he even noticed a few figures of the original hero, his merchandise in a corner that formed a sort of mural. The cashier took their orders, before they sat down at a booth near to the window.

“Do they have some of my merchandise!?!” Y/n looked around, his eyes searching the brick walls for some bit of pink. He sighed, giving up, slumping down in his seat, “Hey look, I think I saw some pink over there!” Hobie pointed, Y/n blinded by joy looked at where the teen was pointing to see a piece of chewed up bubble gum stucked to the floor, “…Why do I feel like we have issues, no matter the universe.”

“Hey, the people want what they want. And it’s clearly not you.”

“Wow, no consistency, or manners. Red flag there, Hobie.”

“Yikes.” Pavitr mumbled, sipping from his drink. Hobie however shook it off, relaxing more into his position. Miles took out his phone, snapping a few pics of the group waiting on their food, before the waiter arrived, handing out the dishes efficiently.

AN HOUR LATER!! ★

“Man, I am stuffed!” Hobie cackled, getting up from his seat. Gwen rolled her eyes, before looking at Y/n, he took his card and receipt back from the waiter. Joining his friends at the exit, the sun was starting to go down. “Damn, sundown already?” Hobie looked at his watch, noticing how late it truly was. Gwen laughed, “We left pretty late, because of two certain people.” Gwen jerked her head towards Y/n and Miles who were mindlessly talking about something while holding hands, the way they childishly would swing them every once and then looked somewhat endearing.

“We should head back to our universes though. Miguel set a curfew for a reason.”

“Or, we could brea-“

“Nope, the guy looked like he wanted to blow a vein last time I saw him. And I’m not looking to get chased on all fours, likes Miles.”

“Oh, come on! He wouldn’t catch us!”

“Hobart, no. We’re leaving.”

“Miguel not catching us? Hobie you are HILARIOUS!”

Gwen grabbed Hobie’s wrist, who although didn’t oppose the gesture physically, he looked to be doing it mentally “You’re lucky ‘m tired, Gwendy.” Gwen rolled her eyes, before throwing the lanky teen into the portal, waving goodbye to the two. Pavitr jumped through as well, shooting finger-guns at Miles before falling into the colorful abyss.

Miles smiled, wrapping his arms around Y/n’s shoulder. Making their route to his apartment. The couple chatted on their way home, talking about nothing important, but what’d they do when they got outta highschool, you know, the norm. Until they arrived at Y/n’s apartments, Miles walked him to the stairs, his eyes focused on Y/n’s each move.

“Thanks for buying our food today, especially with how Hobie and Pavitr ate. I’ll find a way to pay you back…” Miles mumbled, scratching the nape of his neck. Y/n smiled, grabbing Miles’ arm “No. don’t worry about it, you guys are my friends. I’d spend much more money on all of you If I could.” Miles laughed, “Yeah. But I’m starting to think Hobie’s allergic to paying for…well, anything.”

Y/n laughed loudly “And what you said earlier, I don’t have a lot of ‘icks” Miles scoffed, looking at his boyfriend in disbelief at the statement. Y/n groaned “I’m serious! You’ll never have to worry about icks, because you’re perfect.”

“Really? Thanks. 😏”

“You know, except that.”

“A smirk!?!?!”

“Yeah, it makes you look like a Sonic character.”

“What??”

“But I should go, my dad’s probably already made lunch.” Y/n kissed Miles on the cheek, before walking into the apartment doors.

“Wha? You can’t walks away like that!!”

“Is it a sonic character you hate??”

“What? No, i love Shadow!”

[vampzxi]

𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯

preview: she hums as she pulls away, leaving a spit trail connected to her lips and your nipple. her mouth travels to your neck, and she nips at it, adding to the collection of purple marks that already stain your brown skin. her hands cup your tits as she kisses behind your ear, “fuck, you’re so perfect, y/n,” her breath tickles your ear, and you shiver, smiling at the sound of your name. “i need you to go in the room and lay down, pretty girl. can you do that for me?”

a/n: THANK FUCK this fic is finally finished it was kicking my ass so bad. very sorry for the wait, i had a bunch of shit going on at home and with my mental in general( a nigga was struggling☠️). i'm a little better now, but i'll probably be extending my break until a little after the 15th (a nigga is graduating!! :P). also this fic did not turn out the way i thought it was going to...who wrote this ? like hello ? also this is kinda unedited. if you see anything wonky, shh. i love u guyth. saur much. ok sorry for the long ass author's note, nobody reading allat.

word count: 7k+ (fics getting longer and longer..)

tags: LOTS of teasing, like i was pissing myself off writing this…riri plays too much, fingering, (semi) public sex, masturbation, voyeurism, phone sex?, dom!riri, sub!reader, slightly bratty!reader, avenger!riri, (slightly) cocky!riri, overstimulation, pussy eating, (slight) ropebunny!riri, crying, dacryphilia (listen…), face sitting (riri receiving), strap slanger!riri, degradation, humiliation, praise, video taping, there’s a plot if you squint, riri’s chain makes me hard, hair pulling, (slight) slapping, riri being a big softie at the end, umm probably more that i forgot. whoopsi!

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ok ENUFF w that... here you guys go! enjoy ;P

“no goodbye kiss?” riri pretends to pout at you.

“you can kiss my ass on the way out,” you grumble, slamming the door, “get the fuck out my car.”

you walk over to the trunk and grab her luggage as she steps out of your car. “baby, what i do?” she yells over the airplane taking off.

you scoff, rolling your eyes, “you kept teasing me on the way here. you know ion like that shit,” you say, handing over her luggage.

she smiles and reaches out, "aw baby, don’t be like that. it’s so easy to get you worked up, it’s cute. come here.”

you roll your eyes again and embrace her tight, letting her firm arms squeeze your torso, “i’m tired of your ass.”

she presses a quick kiss on your forehead, “i love you too,” she rests her head on yours, “it’s only for a weekend.”

you groan, “i’m sure the Avengers will be fine without ironheart.”

“and i’m sure you’ll be aight without riri,” she pulls away and looks at you smirking, “you miss me already, huh?” you gasp as riri pushes you against the car, her playful eyes lingering on your lips.

“ri, don’t start-” she presses her mouth against yours, and a quick moan slips from you. you feel riri grin against you as she hears you, deepening the kiss. as her tongue slithers into your mouth, chills travel down your spine despite the humid air. the knot in your stomach tightens.

she lightly bites your bottom lip as she slowly breaks the kiss, her eyes never leaving yours, “riri…” you sigh, her lips traveling to your neck.

“‘sup, ma?” she nips at your neck, sucking the dark skin hard enough to leave a mark. the pet name makes your knees buckle as you lean against the car. riri’s calloused hands slide up your shirt and rub your sides as you gasp lightly.

“there’s people…,” you tuck a moan into your lip as she bites at your collarbone, “you’re gonna miss your flight-fuck,” she slips her hand down your waistband, grabbing a handful of your ass.

“i embarrass you, ma?” she inquires, her voice muffled by the skin in her mouth as she presses her teeth into it. your entire body heats up as she looks at you, expectant.

“no..i just-riri!” your words die in your throat with a whimper as she pushes her fingers against your damp panties, laughing at how you squirm under her.

“she’s so wet for me, haven’t even touched her yet,” she runs her finger up your slit as you hold back a moan, “she’s begging me to taste her, yeah? what you think, mama?”

you nod quickly as she continues to rub you through your underwear, whining every time her finger passes over your clit. “really? i can’t tell, she aint loud enough for me.”

“riri please…” you make eye contact with a man struggling with his luggage, and you quickly divert your attention, your face turning hot.

“i should eat her right in front of the airport,” riri uses her free hand to caress your cheek, and you lean into it as she applies more pressure to your clit, “let everyone know who she belongs to. let everyone know how needy she is. she’d like that, huh?”

“fuck, riri,” you moan. you’re grateful for the sound of airplanes passing overhead, because if not for them, surely the entire parking lot would have known riri’s name. “i don’t care, baby, please. i’ll make a big mess for you right here and let you do whatever you want. just..please, riri. i need you.” the band in your stomach tightens as you listen to her giggle.

“louder, baby.”

“FUCK, RIRI, PLEASE,” you grind on her fingers as they move along your underwear, ignoring the curious glances of passerbys.

she kisses you tenderly, making you melt under her lips. “hmm..what i tell you?” she murmurs into your mouth, “too damn easy.” she slides her hand out of your pants and pops her fingers into her mouth, swirling them around. “make sure you pick me up at 6 on monday, aight, ma?” the sight makes your pussy throb, but you just scoff as you watch, frustration overtaking your arousal.

“nah,” you push yourself off the car, fuming, “you got legs, nigga. you can walk.” she opens her mouth but you cut her off, pushing your finger into her chest, “matter of fact, use that fucking suit you always messing with. figure it out.”

your jabs do nothing but amuse her as she watches you climb back into the car. “so…no goodbye kiss?”

you shut the door and roll the window down, glaring at riri. truth was, you really did want to kiss her. but your frustration barred you from even thinking about it. “text me when your plane lands.”

“yes ma’am,” she sighs. she kisses her two fingers and places them against your temple. you watch her walk away with her luggage and so desperately want her to turn around. to turn around and yell “fuck the Avengers!!” and hop back into the passenger seat and kiss you until the windows fog. but she doesn’t. you sigh and shove the keys into the ignition and turn your music to 100, pulling out of the parking lot.

you open the door to your shared apartment, cringing at the silence. normally, ri would have her tunes playing, usually switching between Tyler, the Creator, Kehlani, Chief Keef, or Lauryn Hill. her inconsistent music taste always made your head spin, but now you yearn for it. if it wasn’t music, then she was sprawled on the bed, begging you to play just “one match” against her in Mortal Kombat or Smash Bros., knowing she would whoop your ass. you always gave in anyways, just to see the satisfaction on her face.

you drag yourself into your room and plop into bed, opening your phone. you haven’t checked it since you left the airport, too frustrated to even peek. you scroll through riri’s texts, your guilt building with every missed message you read.

you shoot her a quick “made it home, love you too,” and throw your phone into your pillows, groaning. she’s been edging you all day, building you up just to stop you from finishing. when you asked her why, she simply giggled and said, “to give you something to look forward to when i come back.” oh she pisses you off.

your mind wanders back to the airport. riri’s voice bounces around in your head, “it’s so easy to get you worked up,” and irritation builds in your gut. you think about the way her hands fit perfectly around your ass as she gripped it, her dull nails digging into your soft skin. you think about the way her fingers curled in you as you surrendered to her touch. you replay the moment in your mind, biting your lip. you embrace the familiar tug in your stomach, recalling the way riri’s fingers grazed you. your face turns hot as you clench your thighs together, breathing heavily.

you peel your jeans off and toss them in the corner. your hand slithers down to your wet front and you sigh as your clit finally gets the pressure it’s been waiting so patiently for. your fingers trace your slit through your wet underwear, your pussy begging for the release riri’s been denying you. her laugh echoes in the back of your mind as you push your panties aside, your arousal sticking to the fabric. you smirk, recalling how her breathing faltered when you would whine in her ear, the sound of your voice spurring her on.

you grab your phone and go back to riri’s messages, your fingers pressing the voice memo option before you can even think about it. as your phone starts recording, you slip your middle and ring fingers inside of you, moaning at how easily they slide in. you close your eyes and think back to riri, the thought of her listening to your moans sending shivers down your spine. you feel yourself getting wetter as you imagine riri's rough hands and tongue exploring every inch of you, imagining her whispers trailing up your spine, her mouth leaving marks on your neck. you drag your fingers in and out, the messy noises of your cunt filling the room. “fuck,” you groan into your mic as you curl your fingers into your g-spot. your hips buck under your hand as you pump them inside of you, dropping the phone on your chest. your other hand travels to your clit, pressing your fingers against the swollen bud. your back arches from the pressure, and another quick moan is stolen from your lips. you feel your body getting warmer as you get louder, giving in to the pleasure that's building up inside of you.

“riri…i’m so close,” you slip another finger in, whining as you speed up. you trace circles into your clit as groans tumble out of your mouth, rising in octaves. tears blur your vision as you near your edge, forcing yourself to go further. your gasps become shorter and quicker as you push yourself to your orgasm, “fuck, baby, i’m gonna cum! i’m cumming,” your head swims as your walls clench around your fingers, whining.

your eyes roll to the back of your head as you release onto your fingers, the white liquid gushing onto your sheets. you slide your fingers out as your chest heaves. you bite your lip as you press send on the audio message, smirking. you don’t know when she’ll listen to it, but you know the thought of you touching yourself when she isn’t here will send her into hysterics. and you giggle at the thought.

you pick up your phone again and open the camera, flipping it so your face fills the frame. you look crazed, with your curls sticking to your forehead and your brown eyes dilated. you smile and press record, dragging your fingers into your dripping cunt again. you moan at the sensation, your jaw hanging open as you push your digits into your overstimulated pussy. you stare into the camera and bring your wet fingers to your mouth, wrapping your tongue around them. you lick your cum off of your fingers, grinning into your phone, “was that loud enough for you, mama?” you suck your fingers and swallow the last of it, winking into the camera. you stop the video and press send, watching until it says delivered.

you toss your phone onto the bed and step into the bathroom to clean yourself up. after a quick shower, you throw on one of riri’s shirts and step out and pick up your phone again, checking your messages. your stomach twists as you see 3 dots in the corner of your screen, indicating that riri was typing. you hop onto the bed again, grinning hard enough to make your face ache. your head spins as you anticipate her response. you can’t contain the giggles spilling out of you as you imagine her reaction to the attachments, but that smile quickly drops when the dots fade away. you blink at your screen, waiting for them to reappear. after 5 minutes of nothing, you groan and shut your phone off, burying your face into your hands.

irritation creeps up your spine as you stare at your phone. was she really icing you out? whatever. you didn’t care. or she was probably busy at work, actively saving people, instead of listening to her girlfriend fuck herself. duty calls or whatever. your mind races through explanations so fast that your head starts to hurt.

you sigh and stretch across your bed, sleep creeping its way behind your eyelids. your finger hovers over the call button, contemplating. her contact image smiles back at you, squeezing your heart a bit as you remember her in her first ironheart suit, where she was too excited to even sit still. you took the picture before she successfully completed her first test flight, her eagerness evident on her face.

you sigh and decide against calling her, figuring she was busy. thinking it’ll be better to wait til the morning. surely she was too preoccupied to even pick up. you roll over, burying your face into riri’s pillow, letting her scent trace the inside of your nose. you inhale the cocoa butter smell, letting it lull you to sleep.

bang!

you shoot up, sleep clouding your mind as you rub your eyes. you fumble for your phone and wince when the light hits your eyes. 3:17am. “hello?” you call out into the darkness, fidgeting with your hair. silence answers you, making you bite your lip. you slide out of bed and tiptoe to your closet, grabbing the vibranium gauntlet that riri somehow managed to swipe from shuri. you laughed at her when she told you to keep it, but now you’re silently thanking her as you creep into the living room. you slip the gauntlet onto your wrist, holding it out in front of you as you feel the faint hum of the vibranium travel up your arm.

you notice the door hanging ajar, and you stiffen, gripping the glove tighter. “i…i have a weapon!” you squeak out, heart racing, “wakandan, too! you don’t wanna fuck with me!”

a soft chuckle emanates from the couch, and you whip your head around, using the soft blue glow of the gauntlet to guide you. you point it to the figure shrouded in darkness that was sitting comfortably on your couch. “last warning,” you keep your distance from the figure, but you know the power of the gauntlet will reach them in seconds.

“babygirl, put that shit down before you hurt yourself,” her voice makes your blood run cold, but you also basked in the relief she bought, “you know you clumsy.”

“shit, riri what the fuck?” you turn off the gauntlet and throw your hands into the air, “i thought i was bout to end up on a fucking true crime podcast. what the hell are you doing here?”

“uh, i live here?” you roll your eyes as you reach for the light switch, flipping it on. the sight of her manspreading on your couch made your knees weaker. her red hoodie and matching sweatpants did nothing to help. “i figured i’d swing by ‘cause you missed me so much.”

you laugh, taking the glove off and setting it on the kitchen counter, “sure. what happened to being an Avenger? don’t you have babies to save, or whatever they do?”

she sighs and stands up, taking two swift steps to you. her R-chain glints in your eye as she stares down at you, smirking, “i’m sure the Avengers will be fine without ironheart,” you smile as she shoots your words back at you, “you’re so damn needy, couldn’t leave you alone for long.”

she reaches out and wraps her arms around your waist, pulling you towards her. your cheek rests against her shoulder as you murmur, “i’m not needy.”

“you ain’t?” she reaches into her pocket, pulling her phone out, “you sure?”

you scoff and nod, “yo ass just wanted an excuse to come see me,” you pull away, “hold on, how’d you even get here?”

riri opens her phone, scrolling, “flew in that fucking suit you were talking about earlier…here it is,” she looks at you, her face unreadable, “ain’t this yo needy ass?”

you stare at her, puzzled, until the sounds reach your ears. amidst the panic of thinking there was an intruder in your home, you completely forgot what you had sent to riri. it all comes crashing back to you as your sultry moans emit from her phone, making your face hot. the noises of you playing with your wet cunt filled the room, your heavy breathing getting louder with each push of your fingers. “riri…i’m so close..” you hang your head, but riri grips your neck, forcing you to look at her.

“you was so vocal earlier…what happened, ma?” she turns up the volume, letting your voice echo through the living room. the splashing noises of you fucking yourself grow louder, along with your whines, as your gasps come through the mic. you press your thighs together, attempting to hide the arousal sliding down them.

the sounds end as you finish, and she shoves her phone back into her pocket, never breaking eye contact with you. her eyes boring into yours made you shiver, a smile playing on her plump lips. her hand tightens around your throat, and a moan slips from your mouth, “there it is.” her hand travels down to your underwear, prodding your clothed slit, “she’s so wet and i aint even touch her.”

your legs buckle as riri pushes against your clit, amusing herself with the way you lean into her. “fuck, ri,” you widen the gap in your legs, giving more access to your leaking cunt.

“hm?” she pulls her hand away, “what you want, ma?”

you’re too pent-up to put up a fight. you sigh into her shoulder, mumbling, “i want you, ri.”

riri’s hand returns to your underwear as she prods at your bud once more, making you whine into her ear. her jaw clenches as your whimpers fill her head, wanting nothing more than to see you crying under her as she sluts you out. but you had to earn it.

“use your words, mama,” riri moves your panties aside, sliding a singular digit into you with ease. your grip on her arm tightens as she slowly pumps her finger in and out of you, her brown eyes staring into yours.

“shit,” you tremble under her, “riri no more teasing, please. i need you to make me feel good. put me in my place. make me your bitch-i’ll take anything you give me, baby,” you throw your head back as she slips another finger in, her slow pace making your mind foggy, “fuck me, riri.”

“you gon’ be a good girl and make a mess for me, baby?” she quickens her pace, making it hard for you to keep your balance, “you gon’ let me tear this pussy up?”

you frantically nod, listening to riri play with your arousal. her eyes light up at the sight of her fingers disappearing into you, entranced by the sounds of your squelching pussy. “i’m your good girl, ri. i’ll do anything you tell me.” your walls clench around her fingers, eliciting a low groan from the back of her throat. the sound makes you quiver, hungry for more.

riri’s boxers are beyond damp as she listens to you. “so messy for me,” she kisses your head as she pulls her fingers out and you gasp at the absence of her digits inside you, “do me a favor, baby, and i promise i’ll give you what you want.”

you whine as she steps away from you and you stumble slightly, “you promise?”

“yeah, baby, i promise,” you smile as she cups your face and kisses you gently, her breath tickling your upper lip. your tongue runs across her bottom lip and she grins against you. riri speaks in between kisses,“i need these,” she tugs at your underwear, “gone. and this?” she pulls at the shirt hanging from your body, “never wanna see it again.”

you giggle, rocking on your heels, “but this is your shirt.”

“i’ll be ight. it looks better on the floor anyways,” she watches as you slowly pull the shirt over your head, her eyes fixed on your erect nipples. she resists the urge to step forward and squeeze and lick at the brown buds, but she reminds herself to wait.

you toss the shirt onto the floor, and your panties are next. the fabric is borderline glued to your wet cunt as you peel them off and toss them in the same corner as your shirt. you look back at riri, curling into yourself as she stares at you. it’s been around a year since y’all got together, but her gaze still makes you nervous. you cross your arms over your chest, suddenly self-conscious.

“nah, baby, let me see you,” riri steps forward and moves your arms to your sides. her eyes fall to your chest again, and your breath falters as she reaches forward and envelops your nipple in her warm mouth. she groans under you as her other hand reaches up to fondle your other boob. you bite back a moan as you grip her braids, watching the way she kisses your chest.

“oooh! shit, ri,” she smirks as she bites on your nipple, making you wince. her wet tongue rubs over it, chasing away the sting she left.

she hums as she pulls away, leaving a spit trail connected to her lips and your nipple. her mouth travels to your neck, and she nips at it, adding to the collection of purple marks that already stain your brown skin. her hands cup your tits as she kisses behind your ear, “fuck, you’re so perfect, y/n,” her breath tickles your ear, and you shiver, smiling at the sound of your name. “i need you to go in the room and lay down, pretty girl. can you do that for me?”

“fuck you, ri” you gasp as you throw your head back and clench your thighs, the incessant buzzing between your legs driving you to tears.

as soon as ri stepped into the room, wearing nothing but her boxers, her R-chain, and a shit-eating grin, you knew she wasn’t done teasing you. “i’m making you work for this shit, you think i flew all the way down here just to give in to yo needy ass?” she chuckled, “you got me fucked up. hands above your head.”

“say that shit again, ma. i might just consider letting you go,” she uses her vibrator to apply more pressure to your clit, making your back arch off the bed. your hands squirm against your restraints as you cry out.

riri’s eyes are glued to your bloodshot ones, grinning so hard, you’re wondering how her damn face doesn’t hurt. “ri..fuck,” you pant, your sweat-slicked chest heaving, “i can’t. i’m gonna cum-ah!”

riri uses her free hand to slip 3 fingers into your puffy pussy, pumping at a rapid pace, “you can. and you won’t,” your overstimulated cunt clenches around her as she circles your sensitive clit with the vibrator, “not until you apologize.” a whimper tumbles out of your mouth as you buck your sore hips.

your eyes roll as another jolt of pleasure courses through you, making your stomach tighten. you grit your teeth in frustration as she bites at your trembling thighs, the stinging bringing you closer to your edge, “i..fuck!” you crane your head down, making eye contact with the grinning girl as her fingers continue to pound into you, “haah..kiss my ass.”

you smile weakly to yourself as you watch irritation cross riri’s face, “aight, bet,” she laughs, slowing her pace. you smirk as she pulls her fingers out, praying she’ll finally end the assault on your clit. but your prayers go unanswered as she increases the speed of the vibrator, making you flinch.

your voice cracks as she slips her fingers back into you, this time adding an extra one. she moans at the sound of you, relishing the way you crumble under her, “yeah, you was so big and bad earlier. what happened?” she curls her fingers into your sweet spot, and you can feel your orgasm starting to leak onto riri’s fingers.

“i’m sorry!” you wail, spit forming in the corners of your mouth, “ri, baby, i’m sorry! please, please, let me cum. i can’t hold it anymore.” hot tears cloud your vision.

“huh?” riri’s digits twist inside you, making your back arch once more. you wish your hands were free so you could smush that stupid ass grin off her face, “ian hear you, baby.”

“i’m sorry! i’m so sorry,” you start to babble, rutting your hips against riri, “i won’t do it again. i’ll be good. i was being needy because i missed you!”

riri’s fingers slow as she looks at you, “who’s my bratty girl?”

“i am,” you huff, the buzzing of the toy slowly creeping through your entire body.

“who’s pussy is this?”

“it’s yours, ri!”

riri hums and removes her fingers and the vibrator, making you sigh in relief. her lips gravitate to your swollen bud like a magnet, kissing it softly. “good shit, baby. let it out for me,” her tongue dances between your folds, “flood my shit.”

“fuck, i’m cumming, ri!” you squirm against your restraints and moan as riri’s fingers dig into your thighs, stopping them from closing as she licks you up.

her tongue grazes your clit and you squirt on her without warning, fat tears rolling down your face as your orgasm splashes onto riri. she opens her mouth, not letting a single drop go to waste. your arms burn from the strain of them hanging pathetically over your head as you struggle against them, watching riri continue to suck on your overstimulated cunt. “ri, baby-shit. i came, i came!”

“yeah.” riri mumbles into you as she sticks her tongue into your entrance, slurping you up. she eats you like your pussy is a drug, never stopping to come up for air. your legs twitch uncontrollably as she moans into you, the vibrations going straight to your core. she reaches up and tweaks one of your nipples, making your eyes cross.

your safeword is resting just behind your lips, ready to tumble out of your mouth, when riri presses one final kiss against your entrance and pulls away. “such a pretty pussy,” she coos, eyes locked on the wet spot on the bed, “could eat her all day.” your chest heaves as you struggle to catch your breath, and your cunt throbs as you watch her suck the rest of your release from her fingers, her chain winking at you in the dim lighting as she sits up.

“let me go?” you mumble, head swimming. she finally looks back at you, taking in your blissed-out state. she smiles and kisses you deeply as you moan into her mouth.

“where you at, mama?” she looks down at you, concern swimming in her eyes, “just say the word, and i’ll run you a bath.”

while you would appreciate the warm water soothing the welts riri left behind, you also can’t get enough. you shake your head, “i..want more,” you look at her, a lazy smile playing on your lips, “wanna taste you,” you watch her bite her lip as she listens to you, “please, riri.”

riri rubs circles on your stomach, pecking your temple and humming, “you think you deserve it? have you been good?”

you nod quickly, “did so good for you…” she leans over you and reaches for the rope around your wrists, her low-hanging necklace brushing against your face.

as your arms are released, she gently takes your wrists and kisses them, alleviating the burn of your restraints. you sigh as you relax into riri, wrapping your arms around her. “thank you for being such a good girl baby,” she kisses you again, “you gonna let me sit on your pretty face?”

her words send shivers down your spine, and you whimper as you nod. “tell me how bad you want it,” she rubs her hands over your thighs, coaxing the plea out of you.

“please…riri. i wanna taste you so bad, i want you to smother me, i want your pretty pussy on my face. make a mess in my mouth and ruin me,” you babble desperately.

riri swallows a moan as she listens to you, trying to keep herself from becoming undone with just your words. “shit, ma. you got me so wet,” she admits, “you wanna see?”

she grins as you rapidly nod, giggling at your eagerness. her finger traces your belly button as she leans closer to your ear, her breath making your body quiver, “lay on your back for me, baby.”

“just sit down, ri,” you coo, her thighs straddling your face as her glistening pussy hovers above you, “please, mama.”

“say ahh for me,” riri’s voice barely registers to you, as you’re too focused on the line of arousal slowly trailing from her cunt, your breath catching in your chest as you suppress yet another needy whine. your attention snaps back to riri as she pops your thigh, the sting making you suck your teeth, “open your fucking mouth. you ain’t have a problem keeping it wide open earlier.”

“shut the hell up and sit down,” you mutter impatiently.

“i don’t know who the hell you think you talk-shit“ riri’s cut short by you as you push down on her waist, letting her drenched pussy fall into your mouth. an abrupt moan escapes her as your nose brushes her clit.

“shit, baby, right there,” riri throws her head back as you suck on her folds, savoring the way your tongue fits perfectly in her. she tastes better than anything you’ve ever eaten, like nectar to a bee. ambrosia to a goddess. she writhes above you as you lap her up, eyes rolling to the back of your head. your grip on her thighs tighten as her hips rock, letting her cunt slide across your face as she hums, “you like this, don’t you? needy slut.”

you dig your fingernails into riri’s thighs, leaving small, crescent-shaped marks as her insult sends a shudder down your spine. you look up at her, watching how her face contorts as your lips wrap around her swollen bud. her jaw hangs open as she continues to ride your face, her chain swinging with each rut of her hips.

“fuck, i’m bout to..” riri tries to bite back a whimper, but your ears catch it. you slide your tongue into her, drawing out a long moan from the prodigy on top of you. her thighs tremble as she grabs fistfuls of your curls, grinding her hot cunt further into your mouth.

“you gon let me flood your pretty face, baby?” riri smiles as you hum your confirmation, the vibration of your voice making her head spin, “let me cum in that dirty mouth, yeah?”

you look up at riri as you press sloppy kisses onto her pussy, relishing the way she bounces on your face. “fuck, baby. feels so good..shit!” her back arches as you gather her clit in your mouth once more, sucking on it, “im cumming! im-“

riri’s hands fly to her tits as she gropes them, riding her orgasm out on your face. you moan as you watch, maintaining eye contact with her as she creams in your mouth, the thick liquid coating your throat. her legs twitch as you continue to lick her clean, your tongue traveling over her folds. “aight, baby, i’m done, i’m done, fuck!” she cries out as you release your grip on her thighs.

riri lifts off of you and plops onto the bed, chest heaving, “how i taste, ma?”

you roll over and press a long kiss onto riri’s lips, hands trailing down her body. she moans into your mouth, wrapping her arms around you to pull you closer. her tongue slips into your past your lips, swirling around your mouth. you push your hips into her, your throbbing clit brushing against her leg.

riri grins against your mouth before rolling on top of you and bringing her knee up to your cunt, “you want me to keep going?” she laughs as you nod vigorously, “needy ass.”

she slides off the bed and walks into the shared closet, disappearing for a bit. you sit up as you watch her walk back to the bed with her most prized possession.

“where’d you get that one from, ri?” you watch as she steps into the harness of her strap, staring curiously at the purple-veined appendage.

“don’t worry bout it,” riri fastens the strap to her and looks up at you, mischief dancing in her eyes, “hand me my phone.”

you knit your brows in confusion as you reach for her long forgotten hoodie and fish out her phone from the pocket. you toss it to her, “for what?”

“you’ll see,” she smirks at you, “you already know what position i like you in. bend over.”

your eyes screw shut as riri aligns the strap with your hole, the tip brushing against your overstimulated clit.

“ri…please,” you mumble, squirming against the rope tied across your wrists once more. she uses one hand to dig her nails into your hip while she uses the other to stroke the tip between your folds.

“please what, baby?” riri coos, her voice dripping with disdain, “ask the camera. you had no problem doing it earlier.”

you shut your eyes tighter, mortification burning through your cheeks. riri had propped her phone up on the pillows in front of you after tying your hands behind you, letting them sit snugly on your lower back.

your eyes shoot open as riri’s hand slams down on your ass and you wince from the impact. “i know you heard me,” she grabs a handful of your curls and tugs at them, forcing you to stare straight at yourself in her phone camera, taking in your pathetic state. eyes puffy, tears staining your cheeks, your messy hair sticking up in various directions. riri takes pride in knowing she’s the cause of your current state.

her cold chain drags against your burning back as she leans over to whisper in your ear, “don’t act brand new. tell them how bad you want me to fuck your pretty brains out.”

panic seizes your chest as you crane your head away from the camera to look at riri, “‘them’? you’re gonna show this to people? what the fuck, ri?” you splutter.

“nah, i bet you would like that though, huh?” she chuckles, “wanna show everyone how much of a needy whore you are? want them to see how pretty you look when i fill you up?”

she turns your head back to her phone as you whine, feeling the familiar knot in your stomach. “ri…”

your whimper makes her laugh, “speak up, babygirl.”

the way your nickname rolls off her tongue pushes you to the edge, “SHIT, ri. just fuck me, please. i want you inside me, fuck me stupid. i wanna feel y-“

your words die at your lips as riri rams into you, the tip of the strap brushing against your cervix. “you talk too much,” riri mutters as you cry out. you can’t form a coherent response as she continues to thrust into you at rapid speeds, her groans making you clench around the faux dick buried in you. “she’s so fucking tight for me..god.”

“you..you can feel me?” you struggle against your restraints and wince as the rope digs into your skin.

“yeah…was working on it before…fuck, mama keep squeezing my shit just like that!” riri gasps as she digs into your g-spot.

“YES, riri, right there,” you watch your body in the camera, shaking from the impact of her thrusts, “i can’t…hold it” tears swim in your vision, and you fight against them, “please let me cum..oh fuck!” you choke out a sob as her hand slithers to your neck and her fingers tighten around your throat.

“hold that shit,” ri’s says through gritted teeth as her pace becomes sloppy. your pulsating cunt continues to constrict around her, causing her to emit a low groan, “you look so pretty when you’re full of dick.” the corner of her mouth quirks up into a smirk as she listens to your whimpers, “now tell the camera how good i feel.”

“please, ri,” you whine. she tightens her grip around your throat as a warning, and you involuntarily moan. “shit, riri fucks me so good. she makes my pussy feel so good!”

“yeah, good shit, baby.” riri’s hips kiss yours as she continues to slam into you, her dick burying into your core. you feel your orgasm approaching, the familiar tug in your stomach becoming stronger with each push into your puffy pussy. riri bites her bottom lip as your walls tighten around her, making her eyes roll to the ceiling, “can i fill this you up, mama? you gon let me cum in this pretty pussy?”

riri knocks into your g-spot and you finally let your tears fall as you moan, “YES, riri. please fill me up. flood my shit, baby!” your voice cracks as you yell, desperately wanting to break free of the rope binding your wrists.

“oh my god..are you fucking crying?” riri looks at your wet cheeks and scrunched face as she pumps into you. she removes her hand from your neck and grips your curls, turning your tear-soaked face around to look at her. she leans forward and presses her tongue flat against your cheek, letting the salty fluid settle on her tastebuds as she moans. “you see how lame you look? you’re so goddamn needy,” she smirks, dragging her tongue across your cheek, “i knew i couldn’t leave you alone for long.”

“ri…i’m so close-please,” you blubber, “been so good..for you.”

riri resumes her rapid pace and you chomp down on your bottom lip. “yeah? who’s the only one that makes you feel this good?”

“you, riri, only you!” your eyes cross as her palm smacks your ass, with riri fascinated by the way it jiggles.

“who’s pussy is this?” riri’s chest heaves, her pounding becoming erratic. her orgasm is quickly approaching, but she wants to watch you become undone first.

you scream in response, your back arching as you squirt onto riri. your release splashes on her as you moan, throwing your head into the sheets. “shit, baby, im..fuck, i’m about to cum!” riri groans, digging her fingernails into your hips, “ke-keep squeezing me like that. wanna feel your pretty pussy.”

“fill me up, ma,” you plead, throwing your ass back on the Avenger, “please, baby! wanna feel yo-”

“shut up!” riri says with a snarl as she shoves her fingers in your mouth, making you clench as she gags you. riri moans, throwing her head back as she drills her strap deeper into you, “fuck, baby. just like that! i’m…i’m bout to..”

your eyes roll to the back of your head as her seed shoots into your cunt, relishing the warmth that fills you. you bite down on her fingers and moan in sync with her, relaxing your body.

as she pulls out of you, her creamy release pours out of you, dripping onto the sheets. you collapse onto the bed, breathing heavily as your eyes flutter closed. riri chuckles and steps peels the strap off, tossing it into a forgotten corner of the room. she rubs small circles into your back and places her lips on yours, kissing you deeply. “you did so good for me, my beautiful girl,” you smile at the compliment, feeling her scatter sweet kisses across your face.

“can you walk, baby?” she asks softly, starting to untie the rope at your hands. you don’t even have the energy to talk, much less stand. riri understands your silence and let’s out a soft laugh, rubbing your wrists and easing the ache that your restraints left behind.

“i’m gonna run you a bath, then i’ll be right back,” you nod drowsily as she presses another kiss to your temple and walks to the bathroom, humming. you envy her endurance, the way she’s able to bounce back after leaving you strewn out across the bed. you turn your head, watching the muscles in riri’s back shift with each step. riri disappears into the bathroom and you let the sound of running water lull you to sleep.

“you never answered my question,” you say as riri plays in your wet curls as your back lays against her chest. you’re positioned between her legs in the tub, letting the smell of the floral bubble bath and the sound of Raveena’s Still Dreaming surround you as you lean into her touch.

“you ask a lot of questions, baby,” riri chuckles and slides her hands to your thighs and starts to rub them. you relax into her, relishing the sensation of her fingers kneading into your soft skin.

you roll your eyes as she massages your legs, “okay, yeah, but you never told me where you got that strap from,” you huff, “like what was that?”

riri’s hands falter slightly at your question, but she catches herself and resumes rubbing your thighs. you pretend not to notice. “it, uh..” she sighs, “don’t laugh.”

“why would i laugh?” you scoff, turning your head to look at her.

“cause yo ass always giggling about something,” ri swats at you, and you smile, “don’t try and hold it back now. look at you, always ready to laugh at someone.”

“just answer the question, ri,” you say impatiently. riri sighs and moves her hands to your shoulders, gripping them firmly.

you sigh and melt into her touch as she rubs circles into your shoulders, “it’s just a project i’ve been working on for a minute,” riri’s hands glide down your back as she rubs your sides, “it started as a joke, but when i met you...i guess i actually had a reason to finish it.”

you bite back a giddy giggle as you turn around in riri’s lap, looking at her. she stares back at you, her eyes gleaming. your chest grows warm as you watch her smile, her perfect set of teeth on full display. “i told you not to laugh,” she pushes a curl from your head.

“i know, i’m sorry, baby,” you plant a kiss onto her forehead, “you’re just so fucking smart, like damn. how’d you even come up with that?”

riri’s eyes widen at the compliment as her grin grows wider. you know how self-critical she is towards herself, so watching her become undone with a simple compliment makes you melt. “thank you, mama,” she reaches up and grips your chin, her wet palm pulling you towards her lips. she kisses you fondly, relishing the way your arms wrap around her waist. the music and the smells fade around you as you get lost in riri’s touch, committing the way she tastes to your memory.

you shiver under her and riri breaks the kiss, leaving your lips cold. you pout at her and lean in for another one, missing her warmth. but she softly pushes you away, “the water’s getting cold, baby,” she smiles, “come on,” she motions for you to get out of her lap.

you climb out of the tub as she lets the water out, watching the bubbles disappear down the drain. you turn around, and riri startles you by wrapping you in a towel and throwing you over her shoulder. you shriek, swinging your feet and laughing, “ri!!”

laughing, she flips you onto the bed and kisses you, intertwining her fingers with yours. you giggle into her mouth and throw the blanket over your naked bodies.

riri groans as her phone starts to ring, breaking the kiss. “hold on, baby, i think that’s work.” you roll your eyes and huff as she reaches over to grab her phone, putting it on speaker. “yeah?”

“riri, where the hell have you been?” smooth xhosa comes from the other side of the line, “you left without saying anything…again.”

“hey, shuri,” riri runs her hands through her braids, “i uh…” she looks at you smirk, “family emergency?”

“i didn’t get this primitive device just for you to lie in my face,” shuri sighs, “hi, y/n.”

your eyes widen as riri rolls hers, “she ain’t even here, you trippin.”

“hi,” you say, giggling when riri scowls at you.

“right. anyways,” you can practically hear shuri’s eye-roll through the screen, “fury’s pissed and he has kamala and me out looking for you. i’ve been trying to cover for your ass but we need you. kamala’s getting annoying.”

“yeah. i’ll be there tomorrow,” riri ignores you when you swat at her arm, frowning, “tell fury i’m busy. ion even need to be there, for real, but aight.”

“yeah, okay,” shuri sighs, “he’s gonna chew you out for missing patrols again.”

“man, ion give a fuck,” riri laughs, “but i’ll hit you back later?”

“yeah. bye, riri. bye, y/n. don’t keep her up too late.” before you can object, shuri hangs up the phone.

“‘be back tomorrow?’” you cross your arms and pout, your frown growing deeper as riri laughs.

“baby, i’ll be back the night after,” riri scoots closer to you and spoons you, letting your hair tickle her nose, “and then no more trips for the rest of the year, unless it’s with you.”

“good.” you smile, relaxing into her arms.

“so fucking needy,” she whispers, laughing and kissing your cheek.

you both drift off to sleep together, with riri snoring softly. riri ended up oversleeping, causing her phone to constantly go off with calls from nick fury, shuri, and even kamala. both of you were oblivious, too busy snoozing in each other’s arms.

⭐️

my masterlist!

[mimisplayground]

Playing Mean Games(๑>◡<๑)

the part two will have some quip to end this title probably maybe idk im not consistent enuff to make promises

Tags: Bondage(U tie Toji up), Oral Sex, Teasing (Toji receiving), Riding, Blindfolds, He says hes mad but he loves it and you love it, Open ending for a pt. 2 :3

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This was risky. This was sooo risky. And the murderous glare from Toji was making it much harder to hold your ground right now. The blindfold held in your hands suddenly felt like a 20 lbs weight. Still you found yourself shuffling towards Toji.

You had managed to bind the mans hands to the headboard, watching as he snarled. “Sweetie, if you untie me now I promise I’ll be nice and sweet to ya.” With a fake grin on his face after he said it. You didn’t believe him for even a second. You swiftly tie the blindfold onto him, only slightly rethinking when you heard the string of swears coming from him.

You guys had a safeword, if he wanted out he would say it. And you knew not to worry, that this would be fun. It was also new territory though, so you were a bit nervous as your fingers trace down his bare torso, feeling his abs and blushing a bit. You never really see those abs up close, at least not without being way too fucked out to actually acknowledge their existence. So you take your time tracing, watching his stomach clench a bit from the light touch.

You move on quick enough though, leaving kisses on his lips that leave him grumbling in a faux anger, even as he kisses you back. You can’t stop yourself from giggling slightly at that. Watching his brows furrow as you giggled.

You move down, kissing down his stomach and to the waist line of his boxers, looking up at him shyly as you pull the clothing down and leave a small kiss on the tip of his dick, watching him jolt and laughing before taking him into your mouth.

You’re going up and down, and your hands are more than accommodating for the length you can’t fit. You find yourself falling into a rhythm.

And Toji loves it. He’s bucking up as best he can, groaning and grunting harshly and tugging at his restraints. He could’ve broken through too, if not for the fact that he enjoys watching you have your fun. By god, you were giving him some of the best head of his life too. But he supposed you felt cruel today.

Cruel because the minute his hips had that familiar twitching to them, that knot in his stomach getting impossibly tight and ready to burst, you had pulled away.

Pulled away and smiled up at him in a faux innocent look. Not like he could see it, but you had a feeling he knew. You climb up his body, kissing at his face and neck and lining him up with your entrance. You sink down slowly, listening to him groan and trying to hold your composure at the stretch.

You moan softly when you finally get him bottomed out inside of you, staying impossibly still. And when you felt Toji thrust up you gave him a light slap on the shoulder.

He stills, and he lets you find your own rhythm and bounce, his body practically shaking in anticipation. He feels you bounce down particularly hard and thrusts his hips up just enough to feel a jolt of pleasure shock you.

Your pace is quick, but never the right amount of rough and fast mixed with slow and sensual that Toji manages when he’s in control. But it’s satisfying enough to you when you feel yourself burst on top of him, falling on his chest and gripping his shoulders tightly.

And for a moment you don’t process why it would be odd for you to feel his arms wrap around you as well, melting into his embrace.

“You get it all out of your system, sweetheart?” He gruffs out, and only then does the embrace register. His arms shouldn’t be free, and the hug is starting to feel more like him keeping you in place.

You glance up at him, the blindfold having been tugged up to his forehead. You grin sheepishly, and gasp when you feel a thrust upwards.

“My turn.”

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GUYS ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!’

ermmmm anyways interact for a part 2 where he literally demolishes you :3 AND REQUESTS AND ASKS ARE OPEN, PLS SEND SOME GUYS IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS!!!

[jellyclogs]

Sanji x Reader Dishes

this is super short but i couldnt get it out of my head.

trigger warning: N/A

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“Put that down right now,” Sanji almost snarled, he was moments away from yelling. He loomed in the doorway to the kitchen.

“What do you mean darling?” you hummed continuing to wash the dishes. 

“Sweat heart,” Sanji begged walking closer.

“My love,” you responded.

“Beautiful.” he sheathed.

“Baby boy.” you couldn't hide your smile.

“The love of my life, Go sit down and relax,” Sanji said as he snatched the plate from your hands and bumped your hips with his.

You grabbed a dish rag and began to dry the dishes you had already washed, “Honey, you cooked so it's not fair for you to do the dishes too.”  

“Angel, you have had a bad day so I insist on you sitting down and letting me finish the dishes. Once I'm done I can make you something sweet to eat,” he said looking at you out of the side of his eyes, just daring you to try and argue with him.

“My prince you work your ass off every day to cook us all five-star meals, the least I can do is the dishes. Since you insist on helping me do the dishes ill let you but I refuse to let you do them alone,” you said as you put away some dry dishes.

“Princess, it's my pleasure to cook you food, and the fact that you think that my cooking is five stars is more than enuff thanks. So go sit down and let me finish these” he glared at you with a threatening smile.

“Sweetie, I will not just sit around and look pretty well you work. It would hurt my pride.” you tried not to giggle seeing most of the dishes were already done.

“My little Aphrodite, you wouldn't be sitting around doing nothing you would be being my muse, my inspiration to work.” Sanji huffed.

“My ray of sunshine, won't you let me pamper you in any way? You know you deserve to be treated well.” you grabbed the final dish from his hands drying it off, “Plus banter makes chores go by way faster.” 

Sanji glared into your eyes for a long moment. Then he smiled, picked you up in a hug, and spun you around. He set you down and peppered kisses all over your face as he said, “why won't you just let me take care of you?”

“Why don't you let me help you?” you giggled, jokingly swatting at him, “Now you said you'd make me something sweet.” you redirected.

Sanji spun you around holding your back to his chest, “Well what kind of sweat do you want?” he hummed into your neck.

“How about some brownies,” you smiled, “ill grab the baker's chocolate if you wanna start a double boiler.”

“No you go sit down and let me pamper you!” he grumbled as you spun out of his grasp.

“But I like backing!” you squeaked as you slipped into the pantry.

Sanji let out an annoyed huff before laughing, “Fine but I'm doing the dishes when were done.”

“Well see,” you called back.

[nocturneblight]

(Edward’s caticature)

He tilted his head, “En… thu? What kind of name is that? I don’t hear such unique sounding names like that around here”

Jenecis shrugged, “Dunno myself honestly, I questioned the same thing, all I know is that it sounds fake”

He nodded “Well that’s good to know, I uh… meant to ask another thing actually, What do they look like?”

Jenecis grabbed her magical apparatus and yanked out her ethereal pen, jotting down on the transparent tablet again, With one quick tap, she pulled up a realistic depiction of the hero.

“Yellow eyes, grey fur with black markings, two tone colors, ridiculous height, a large frame, pointy ears and one big fluffy tail that followed behind her”

The depiction would be considered frightening, had the hero not been tripping face first into a flower garden.

Edward questioned, “uh, that’s a really good depiction but what’s up with her falling? Did you draw that?”

Jenecis laughed, “Draw? Absolutely not, this is a replica of a past time, Like a memory, ya know?”

Edward became confused, “a what now? Can that thing read memories?”

Jenecis grabbed the see-through sheet and lifted it up to her face,

“Here I’ll show you, come closer” she said, smirking slightly.

He inched forward, “Is this good?”

“A little closer”

He walked forward a little, “Right here?”

Jenecis peaked her head out from the tablet “Closer”

He then walked so close that his nose gently touched the apparatus.

He snorted a little as the magic tickled his nostrils from being so close to it.

“Unf. Ish tish closhe enuff?” He mumbled, so close to the oddity that his voice was muffled.

Jenecis giggled, “Righto! Stay still!”

*Boop!*

The apparatus logged the photo in itself, jenecis laughed more.

“Hehe, come take a look Edward” she snorted a bit.

He looked at the tablet and saw his snout pressed against it, His wide eyes goofily looking about, his head looked massive from the angle.

“Well that’s not a flattering angle, yeah?” He said, not amused by his close up.

Jenecis giggled again, trying her hardest not to go into another fit.

“Heh, don’t worry, You’ll never look as bad as enthu tripping.”

He smirked a bit “hehe, that’s true…” he trailed off,

“Anyway, That’s really neat! You’ll have to show me how to use it sometime” he said.

He quickly caught himself on his own words, “If it’s okay with you of course!”

Jenecis faded the tablet away, “Of course I will Edward, you don’t have to be nervous about it, within the next three days we can toy with it a bit, I’m sure it’ll be loads of fun!”

They both smiled for a moment, basking in the delight of tension that was eased by conversation.

He spoke again, “Yeah, about the next three days… You said you wanted me to stay here only, right?”

Jenecis nodded, “Correct, well, by now there should only be two days left but other than that…” she thought a moment.

Her eyes shot wide, she snapped her finger, “Oh shoot I got work to do! Morning patrol is probably out already!”

She quickly ran into the closet, with loud rustling she jumped back out in her armor, she bolted towards the door and waved at him.

“Okay dude, You just uh… enjoy yourself I Guess? Feel free to look around, If you get bored or hungry you’re fully welcome to the pantry, Eat whatever you want.” She said, fastening her armor on and making sure it fitted.

He pointed around “I um, Can go anywhere in here?”

Jenecis nodded again “Oh yeah, Nothings off limits, Just don’t break anything please, I’ll be back in a couple of hours, Oh! I just recalled, If you need sleep you can hop in the room just over there!”

She pointed towards the basement stairs, there was a door next to them just before the first step.

“Just park yourself in there if need be, In fact, I’m sure it’ll be to your liking since it’s an actual bed- Er, anyway! Good day Edward, I’ll be back in a number of hours near dusk alright?”

He smiled and looked at her, “Thank you! I’ll be waiting for you! Have a good day jenecis!” He said, waving his hand at her.

Jenecis smiled, fastening her last strap on her gauntlets, she looked back at him.

“I could get used to hearing that” she thought.

She rushed out the door and closed it, leaving off to her duties as town guard.

As she closed the door, he looked around, wondering what to do next.

“Well, I didn’t think about this… what am I gonna do for now…” he thought, his eyes wandering around the house.

[third-arch]

No Surprises-A Trafalgar Law x Reader Fan Fiction

Chapter 7-Drunk

sfw, comfort, some cussing, trauma, alcohol

Finally, the first night on the flower island was set.

It was your birthday, yet, you told the crew that you wanted some alone time.

“Ehh?? But we’ll miss you!”

You waved your hands, “It’s okay, guys! It’ll be fine!”

You looked around the campground for Law, but couldn’t see him anywhere.

He must be off by himself, again.

Back in your tent, you decided to unwind and read before you went to bed. It had been about an hour or two since the party started, but you could hear your crewmates erupt in laughter and cheering. 

You didn’t drink any of the alcohol your captain had brought for your crew to enjoy.  Still, you found two bottles placed in your tent, along with a small note that read,

“Happy Birthday,

-Law”

You smiled. 

As you opened your book, you could hear some footsteps approaching. 

You could hear Shachi and Penguin laughing loudly outside. 

Suddenly, Sachi and Penguin enter your tent. The stench of alcohol emanates from their bodies. 

"Readerrrrr itz your burthdayy!! Why aren't 'tcha out here?" 

"Didn't Law say anything to you guys?" you ask, giggling. 

"Ehhh??" 

You sigh, "It'll be okay, guys! Just have fun!" 

"Okay but like-do you have anymur (burp) booze," Shachi asks, slurring his words. 

"!! Yeah I do! But, don’t you guys think you’ve had enough?"  

"There’s nevr enuff booze reader, duhhh" 

They crawl over to your bag, laughing.

Before you can do anything, Law storms in your tent. 

“What are you idiots doing! Leave her alone!” He grabs them by the collar. 

“Captain!! Come on!! Drink with us!”

“No, I’m not drinking.”

“Drink withuzz and we will.”

“I am not drinking! I'm going to watch over the two of you.”

"Pussy" 

Law scoffs, "Really?" 

"Prove it, cap'n"

Law growls, "No!" 

"Yeah captn I bet you can’t even down there the three bottles. What a fuck'n loser" 

“You know-! Tch! Fine! If it means you’ll shut up!" Law reaches over to your bag and secures the unopened liquor bottles. 

He yanks the two drunken troublemakers by the collar, dragging them out of your tent. 

Just before he leaves, he glances at you and blushes. 

Penguin, who had been staring at Law the entire time, glances at you and smirks, 

"D'aaaaaawwww Capt’n, look at Reader, ain’t she adorable?~" 

Both you and Law’s eyes widen, 

"Hey, why don’t we have her come n’ watch? I bet she’d like seeing him-” 

Penguin nudges Reader with his foot, 

“Don'tcha think Captain's hot? I bet-" 

Law's grip tightens on Penguin's collar. 

"Oi! Shut it! Leave her out of this!"  

He looks down, hiding his embarrassment as he drags the two intoxicated troublemakers out of your tent. 

"Leave her out of this!" 

You blushed. Your heart was racing. You clutched your chest, 

Calm. 

"This is so weird! Ah..." you covered your face in embarrassment. 

"I need to thank him for saving me again, still." you muttered. 

You sighed, "Ugh, Law!!!"

-

You walk over to Law's tent and pull back the curtain.  

"Huh? Where did he go?" Maybe he was on the ship? 

Everyone was asleep. You scanned his bags to notice that all of his booze was gone, too.  Maybe he went to put it back? 

You rarely saw him drink. He seemed like only an "occasional" kinda guy. You enter the Polar Tang and make your way to the kitchen. 

No sign of Law. 

The last place you thought to look was... 

"His office...ugh" 

You didn't like going there. He was probably busy with something.  

You sighed, "It wouldn't hurt to try, I suppose." As you approach his office, you notice the door was left slightly ajar, allowing light to peak through.  Carefully, you pushed open the door, "Law?" 

No response. 

You find law at his desk, hunched over, passed out. Three bottles were cluttered around his desk area. You also noticed two glasses, one near empty and the other totally empty. A third one rolled around by his foot. A small puddle of alcohol had formed. By the time you approached him, you could hear whimpering and groaning escaping his lips. 

“Law?”

You hold Law by his shoulders, carefully pushing him back in his chair to look at him.

His eyes aimlessly stared off into space. 

“Uhhnnn…” Law moaned. 

His breath reeked of alcohol. his whole body did.  He was wasted. 

You approached Law, "Is there anything you need help with, Captain?" 

"Lamiii..." he groaned. 

"Law? It's me," you whispered. 

Law was sobbing, 

"...save her...Mom…dad…" 

“How much did you drink?”

You tried eyeing the bottles of liquor. 

But, Shachi and Penguin were with him. Did he really drink this much?

His hands curled into loose fists, “…useless…everyonezdead…nobody…helped…" 

You sighed, “Law…I’m here for you, okay?”

You thought about calling for Shachi and Penguin, but they were just as wasted as Law. You didn't want to disturb anyone else, either.

“This will be my way of saying thank you, I guess”,

He whimpered again, "save her…"  

You stroked his back.  

"Imso weeeaakkkkkkk" he sobbed. 

You felt a burning sensation consume your throat. 

You had never seen Law like this. Ever.  

"Everyonezdead…useless, I'mso useless"  

You hold Law close.  "I'm here for you. It's all over, you're safe now." 

You stroke his hair, "You're strong and you've saved a lot of people. You saved my life more than once." you whispered.

He sobbed, Law wasn’t even listening.

"Come on, Law. Let's get you cleaned up." 

You sling his arm over your shoulder, wrapping your other around his side. Slowly and steadily, you help guide him to the bathroom. His heavy body slunk against yours, trembling as he sobbed.

Finally, you helped him make it to the bathroom.

“Here, let’s go”

You kneel him in front of the toilet. You force open his mouth with your index and middle fingers, sticking them to the back of his throat. You wiggled them around until he started gagging and coughing. FInally, you felt his throat clench. 

“Guuhhh..” he vomited.

You repeated this fingering process a few times, whispering words of encouragement and stroking his back the whole time, until there was practically no bile spewing from his mouth.

“Sorry,” you stroked his back,

“Someone I know taught me that…it’s been awhile.” you whispered.

He coughed and spit the rest of the bile into the toilet. Some spattered on the wooden floor.

“I’ll get that later,” you whispered.

“Here, Law, just sit on the toilet.”  You help him sit on the toilet as you help undress him. First, you take a glass of water and hand it to him, 

“Drink this,”

You carefully guide the glass towards Law’s lips, helping him gulp down the water until it was half empty. 

You set the glass to the side and begin undoing his kimono.

 "I'm sorry about this, I'm not gonna take advantage of you or anything, I promise." 

You close your eyes shut as you pull down his robe.  Law continued to sob as you did so. 

“I’m sorry, I’m right here, Law. It’s okay,” you whisper.

Carefully, you sling his arm over your shoulder and help him in the shower. 

You turn the water on. Just as you’re about to step out, Law loses his balance.

“Oof!”

You catch him just before he falls. 

“I’ll help you shower, okay!?” You scream through your whisper.

You sit down with Law, allowing the warm water to soak the two of you. You were fully clothed, while Law remained only in his underwear. The gentle water showered over Law’s face as he softly sobbed. You held him closely from behind. 

Once you were out, you took a towel and helped dry off his dark, raven hair. 

“I hope that feels better,” you whisper. 

You help him put on a tshirt you found in his drawers. You awkwardly hand him a pair of boxers,  

"Can you put these on yourself?" 

"Mmm hmm" Law hums, 

“Just put them on and tell me when you're done,” you help him sit on the toilet.

 You turn away from Law to give him some privacy. You can hear him fidgeting with his clothes.  You glance around, hand covering your lower field of vision to see Law gazing at you, forlorn.

You frown, "Let's get you to bed, Law." 

You help him past his desk and onto the couch. You laid him on his side, using his kimono as a blanket to help cover him up. 

As you turn around, he grabs your arm,

He stared at you, longingly. 

You kneel in front of him and wipe away his tears, Law’s whole expression changed to one you hadn’t seen in a very long time. It was solemn. 

"She's dead...” he murmured, softly. 

The worst part was how you couldn’t do anything about it. You couldn’t properly tell him that you knew about her tragic death. You couldn’t properly say anything about his rapid descent into nihilism and sadism. 

All you could do was comfort him.  

“I know” you held his hand with both of yours. 

"He told me everything" You teared up. 

Corazon told me.

“…”

"I'm so sorry, Law," 

Law wrapped his arm around you and pulled you into his chest. 

"I know all of it. I know your pain, I know you’re suffering, I know it all too well, Law." you whispered. You didn’t realize how much you were tearing up until your face met Law’s. 

He gazed at the stinging redness in your eyes. 

His bottom lip quivered. 

He took his thumb and wiped away your tears, 

"You’re so sweet, Kanna-ya."

 "...I'm sorry." 

"Mm..." 

“...Is there anything I can do to help you? Comfort you, I mean?” you asked, softly. 

“Jus' talk abou' anyth'n. I don' care.” he mumbled. 

You knelt in front of the couch, crossing your arms and resting your head on the cushion, just to where your face was right in front of Law’s. You both gazed at eachother. 

Through the stinging in your throat, you talk about bits and pieces of your childhood. You talk about Koby, your love for dogs, how you trained and set sail with your dad, your favorite book. The more you talk, the easier he gets. 

He only stared back at you with a drunken haze in his eyes. 

“You remind me of a snow leopard, because, well, snow leopards aren’t as aggressive as they look. In reality, they’re actually not that dangerous to humans…kind of like you. 

You smile and sit up, stroking his hair and cheeks.

“You’re quiet, pretty, and strong. You’re not a killing machine. I admire how you use violence as a last resort. You’re always looking out for others, too…Law?” 

Law smiles through his tears, tucking your hair behind your ears. 

You giggle, “Your breath stinks!”

He wordlessly grabs both of your hands, and gently guides them to his lips. He presses his mouth against them and closes his eyes.  

You can feel his soft lips resting against the sides of your hands. 

“Thank you” he finally spoke. You smile holding his cheek. 

"Of course". 

Without warning, Law holds the back of your head, pulls you in and kisses you,

“Mmpphh!!”

Pulls you in closer, almost consuming your lips.

You whimpered against his mouth, feeling his mouth dominate yours.  

You pressed your thighs together, holding his cheeks and reciprocating each kiss. 

Finally, you pulled away,

“Law…” you stuttered.

Flushed, he pulled you in for more.

You pulled away again, shaking your head.

“I gotta go, Law.” you whisper, breathless. 

As you stand up from your spot, you can feel his warm gaze on you. you turn around to face him. you sigh and smile as you place your hand on his cheek. 

You gaze at him for a moment, and stand up.

-

Before you leave, you clean up the bottles around his desk. You wipe the bile from around the toilet and the puddle of liquor from his desk. Each time you glanced over towards Law, you felt your heart skip a beat. 

By the time you made it back to the couch, Law was asleep. 

You tuck him in once more and examine his resting face. 

"Thank you for saving me earlier," You blush, 

"That's all I wanted to say, but I guess I overstayed my welcome," you chuckled. 

You kneel down and kiss his forehead. 

"Goodnight, Law. Rest well." 

You give him a hopeful look, thinking some part of him might've heard all you had to say. 

"Wishful thinking, huh?" you painfully smile. 

"Maybe someday." 

As you shut the door, you whisper, 

Silent.  

-

The next morning, You slip on the cute white dress you wore yesterday, and head out.   

“Reader!” 

You turn around to find Shachi and Penguin bowing in front of you. 

“We’re sorry for yesterday!” 

You wave your hands in front of them, apologetically bowing lower, 

“It’s okay, it’s fine! It’s my fault! I should’ve not kept it with me if I wasn’t going to drink it.” 

“Eh?? They wrap their arms around your neck 

“Don’t be stupid!”  

You laugh, “Sorry!”

You continue, “Just know I'm not mad! You guys were drunk, so I get it.”

“Speaking of which, is Captain awake?” 

“Yeah! He's been waiting for all of us to finish getting ready.” 

You hum in response. 

You sit down on a nearby crate, keeping a distance from Law. 

Your heart was racing. You could feel his stern gaze piercing through you. 

You look down into your lap, feeling the same embarrassment he probably felt. 

“Oi, Kanna-ya” he calls, gently,  

“Captain!” You turned around and stood up. 

"Oi...I need to ask you something." 

You glanced at his eyes before averting your gaze right back to your feet. 

"About last night," he paused, 

"Did...did I say anything?" he asks, awkwardly. 

You shook your head, 

"You didn't say anything." 

"Really?" 

"Nope. Nothing Happened." 

"..." 

"..." 

"...Alright, I'll see you soon, then, okay?" 

He pats your head and begins to walk away. He pauses and turns around, 

“Oi, look at me,” 

He places his hand on top of your head. 

"About the flower crown," He looks at you with warm, golden eyes. 

“Just tell me what I need to do, and I’ll do it, okay?” 

Your eyes sparkle as you nod, smiling, 

"Okay!"

Big thanks to vanderfulgogh for helping me write this chapter. It's amazing working with them and I can't wait for more things from them in the future!!

[bimiio]

tell us abt the sex plss<33

got a few requests 4 it so i will tell :3 here’s da lead up if u haven’t read it already n ur curious!! stuff abt da actual sex is under da cut:

so we moved into her room but it wasn’t one of those like desperately kiss as u walk n try 2 find ur way 2 da bed as u go kinda things like we just got up n went normally. when we got in there she had sum stuff on her bed so she started clearing it off n then realized her vibrator was under her pillow so she was like “i’m so sorry i forgot that was there” n i’m ??girl u r abt 2 fuck me do u rlly think i care?????😭 but regardless she put it in her closet n then lifted her blankets so i could get under them cuz she knew i was cold n was like “warm enough now? see? i told you”. then she got under w me n laid next 2 me n was like “c’mere” n pulled me into her n started kissing me again <33

after kissing like dat 4 a little she rolled me onto my back n climbed on top of me n we kept making out like dat until i started (n dis is kinda pathetic i know😔) pushing my hips up against her so she stopped n was like “tell me what you want” n i was like “i dunno :0”. n i wasn’t even sayin it 2 b difficult i prommy i just rlly didn’t know wut i wanted!! like how could i?? ma’am i have never done dis b4!!!!! so then we go back 2 forth 4 a lil n she’s tryna get da words outta me but i truly do not know so then she was like “do you want me to try to figure it out?” n i was like “yeah🥺”. so she’s like “okay baby that’s fine, i’ll figure it out. just tell me what feels good, tell me if you want me to stop” which honestly i appreciated SO much. n bc we had already had da conversation abt my boundaries w being stone n everything i felt comfy enuff dat i knew i could say stop or ask 4 smthn without feeling weird or guilty abt it :) i also was like “i haven’t shaved is that okay?” n she literally LAUGHED AT ME n was like “you don’t even have to ask that of course it’s okay”😭

she goes back 2 kissing me n groping me but sorta shifts herself half off me n starts undoing da button on my jeans n in dat moment i was like. omg!! dis is real dis is abt 2 happen 👁️👁️ but i wasn’t scared i was just excited :3 she was like “is this okay?” n i nodded so she put her hand down my pants n started rlly gently rubbing me over panties while she kept kissing me n my neck n my chest. she was like “does that feel good?” n like it did but she wasn’t QUITE in da right spot so i was like “a little higher” n then she like stopped n smiled at me n went “that’s good, i like feedback” n i was like🫣🫠 then she moved a little higher n started rubbing again n it felt a LOT better. it made me make an embarrassing little sound dat ig riled her up cuz she started rubbing a tiny bit harder n got rougher w her kisses n pulled down my top so she could get 2 my tits. after a little more rubbing on my clit she started dipping her fingers down n sorta pushing my panties 2 da side so she could push inside me

dat made me make more little sounds n then after a little bit of shallow fingering she was pulling herself off of me n moving da blankets off of us so she could take my jeans n panties completely off. we did dat cute little thing where she pulls em off n i lift my hips 2 help her :3 n we both kinda giggled cuz my legs r very long n my jeans were a little too long on me but they were also tight so it felt like it was taking 4evr 2 slide em off😭

once she had everything off my bottom half (atp i was just in my top dat was pulled down under my tits n her unzipped hoodie) she rubbed my pussy a little without any panties in da way n then put her fingers in me all da way😵‍💫 honestly it hurt da tiniest bit cuz i wasn’t dat wet or open yet but dat wasn’t 4 lack of enjoyment i think i was just a little nervous n in my head cuz it was my first time n were just getting started

dis is where everything sorta starts blurring 2gether 4 me in terms of chronological order so i’m not gonna attempt 2 write it all out da way i have been i’m just gonna give y’all my fav parts i rmmbr :3 lemme first say dis 2 establish da vibe tho.. ik i already said she was super dominant throughout da night but dat RLLY carried over into da sex too (nothing kinky just general dominance) n she was also STRONG. so even tho she was shorter than me once she realized i liked when she would take control n move me around she was literally manhandling me. like putting me into different positions n pulling me 2 her n dragging me 2 da edge of da bed etcetc. it was all very fun >:3 anyways here r da highlights

her nose started bleeding!! ik dat’s not like a Sexy thing but it was silly 2 me it was like we were in an anime n she just thought i was so hot her nose started gushing blood. she was fine btw!! she had accidentally got hit in da nose like da day b4 so it had been bleeding on n off a little but she wasn’t in any pain <3

she didn’t have a strap bc her ex took it n her harness when they broke up (evil😔) so we had 2 suffice 4 her fingers but she got DEEP. n she was rough too😵‍💫 like hard deep strokes dat were literally pushing me up da bed

before she went down on me she was fingering me n kissing my hips n thighs while i gripped her hair n scratched her head <33 n then when she DID decide it was time 2 eat me out she DRAGGED me down da bed n against her face

she had me ride her thigh 4 a while cuz i told her da fingering/head was getting 2 b too much 4 me cuz i was too sensitive n while i was she asked me if i liked being called a good girl🫣 i was so excited when she asked bc Y’ALLLLLLLLLLL. da fuckin DIRTY TALK??? dis woman had a MOUTH on her my god. everything she said was so hot n she just kept praising me 4 every little thing

she was thorough as FUCK she had me in every position imaginable n she was rlly testing my flexibility😭 there was one point where she was laying sorta half on top of me half on da bed n then she hiked up my leg dat was further away from her so it was resting on her SHOULDER!! like i was literally knee 2 my ear while she was fingering me n my pussy sounded so wet it was soooo hot embarrassing😭

when she was eating me out n i would get too sensitive n b like “it’s too much” she’d go from sucking on my clit (which she was good as FUCK at btw idk wut she was doing w her tongue it was making me so sensitive my legs were trembling like a leaf in da wind around her head) 2 just gently licking my pussy w a flat tongue n massaging my thighs n hips w her hands <33

omg i just remembered i DID feel like i was gonna pee (i knew i didn’t have 2 actually PEE tho i already had like 3 times in da past few hours n right b4 we started) so dat’s y i kept telling her 2 slow down when i was too sensitive but i think i mighta just squirted all over her if i had given into da sensation. i’ve never squirted b4 tho so i didn’t wanna take da chance in da bed of a girl i had just met y’know?

ik i already mentioned da dirty talk but she kept saying shit like “that’s right baby, do what feels good” n “that’s a good girl” n “you taste good”. or like when i would close my legs cuz i was sensitive she’d gently nudge em open n b like “open up for me” GODDDDDD😵‍💫 OR OR!!! when i would cover my mouth she’d pull my hand away n go “let me hear you” or “talk to me” WHEN I TELL Y’ALL DAT WENT STRAIGHTTTTT 2 DA PUSSY MY GOD🫠 n just anytime she didn’t have her mouth on me she was in my ear encouraging me n talking filth

i told her during dat i have a hard time cumming w other ppl like it’s easier 2 cum on my own n she was like “that’s fine, cumming isn’t the end goal of sex i just want it to be pleasurable while it’s happening” which was so nice n reassuring but then also lead her 2 ask later on how i do it on my own n if i could show her🫣 she was like “i like watching people feel good. do you wanna show me how you do it by yourself?” n i was going INSANEEEE in my head but i denied her request cuz i literally would’ve died of embarrassment. she DID still make me rub my clit while she fingered me tho <33 i felt bad tho cuz my nails were so long they kept bumping into her hand n i was like “i feel like i’m in ur way :(“ n she was like “you’re not in my way, just keep going, make yourself feel good”

at one point she was like “i was gonna ask you something but nevermind don’t worry about it” n i was like “no what is it? ask me” n she was like “i don’t want you to feel pressured” n i was like “you’ve made me very comfortable and you’ve shown you respect my boundaries and my feedback so the worst i can say is no” n then dat convinced her so she was like “yeah okay you’re right. no pressure at all, but do you wanna finger me? i’m asking for YOU. i know what it feels like, i don’t need you to. i just care about you right now, so i’m asking in case you want to try it” n i said no bc i didn’t want 2 but it didn’t kill da mood AT ALL she was very understanding n not disappointed n was genuinely asking 4 me not her. idk i just rlly appreciated dat considering she wasn’t stone or butch/femme at all. yeah :3

there was dis one point where she did smthn dat felt SO GOOD but it only lasted 4 like two seconds n ik i coulda just asked her 2 go back 2 it but once it stopped she was going IN on eating me out which also felt good so i was like ykw it’s fine. basically she’d had me on my back or side da entire time but at one point she flipped me onto my tummy so i was laying flat on her bed like dat n then started fingering me from da back n oh my GODDDDDDDD it felt so good. i was literally whining into da mattress like a little bitch. i think dat’s WHY she flipped me back on my back 2 eat me out tho cuz she wanted 2 hear me😭

i did tell her i came which honestly i don’t think i did. n it’s not dat i felt like i had 2 lie 2 her or she’d b offended if i didn’t cum cuz we’d already talked abt how she didn’t care abt dat but it was all just becoming a lot 4 me n i kept getting rlly close 2 cumming but not being able 2 get over (mental block more than physical i think probably just first time nerves). i’m kinda glad i told her tho bc after i said it she like hiked my leg up n told me 2 open up 4 her n started fingering me so rough n so deep n she was like “if you can do it once, you can do it again. you’re mine now, i’m not letting you go” n LORDDD dat made me tighten around her fingers enuff dat she laughed n was like “you’re tightening around me”😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

anyways yeah i’m pretty sure dat’s like everything :3 ik dis is super messy n incoherent i hope it is still readable enough!! hope y’all enjoyed dis silly little TMI storytime pls lmk ur fav parts n if dis was satisfactory mwah <3

[clubolive]

tag game: (9) people you'd like to get to know better

Thank u to my beauloved @dickpuncher420 for the tag im blowing u a kiss mwah 💋

1. last song: Roddy by djo <- just found out guy she’s been listening to is the guy who plays Steve in stranger things

2. currently watching: I just finished love has won: the cult of mother god which was #wild but my on going show is 90 day fiancé jasmine is my queen

3. three ships: my fatal flaw is that I’m like neutral to “yeah I could see it” for most ships so I don’t really ride hard for one in particular except for one (1)

4. favourite colour: porble 💜

5. currently consuming: ate a Taco Bell potato taco and takis for breakfast do NOT ask how I’m doing 🖐🏽

6. first ship: apologies 2 my zukkanation mutuals but it was zutara 😔💔👈🏽

7. relationship status: throwing up thinking how I’ve been dating someone for enuff time that were gna move in together this spring

8. last movie: according my to my letterboxd it was the lost city in October 😵‍💫

9. currently working on: technically stuff for my art show but im a bum so im procrastinating

tagging: @ragingbookdragon @ratplease @ahaura @chitsangenthusiast @e-102 @bookofjudith @glitterfreckly @stvlti @vampirebeyotch and anyone else who wants to do this 😚💕

[katasstrophy]

RIVERR!!! WAKASAAA!!!!! OMGGSHSHSJS!! HE IS BIT JADEDDD BUT SERIOUSLYY THE BESTEST FRIEND YOU CAN ASK FOR AND OOOF WHATA LOVERRRRRRR!! I CANNOTTTT EMPHASIZE ENUFF!! HE IS SO PRETTY AND HOT AND WOULD TOTALLYHAVE YOU SHAKING in his lap without even unzipping 🤭 (but is an embarrasment bec he fought w 13 year olds like man your fossil.... smh)

ZEN!!!! 🫶🫶🫶🫶 no one is more surprised than myself that i’m making heart eyes at this man. i used to think his dye job was so goofy 💀 he’d be pulverizing someone’s ass and all i could see is his string candy hair plsssss look at me now. 🤡🤡 looking for crumbs CLOWNING MYSELF. that art unlocked some secret chamber in my brain i swear.

i really should pick up tokyorev again bc i don’t remember that much about him:((( but it seems like u know ur stuff girl 👀👀 my ears are open i’m looking soooo disrespectfully

[stephenlangdaily]

Hello there! Do you have any Stephen Lang's movies recommendations? Preferably him as the main character tee hee.

I have watched Don't Breathe (2016), Don't Breathe (2021), Old Man (2022), VFW (2019), Avatar 1 & 2 (of course lol). I really enjoyed his act in Don't Breathe (2016) and Don't Breathe 2 (2021) and I'd love to see more of him because..

I just can't get enuff of this man, yall 😍

Yes of course!! I agree, Don’t Breathe are some of my favorite movies he’s done. Here are a few of my other favorite films of his, particularly where he has a larger role:

Gettysburg and Gods and Generals (these films are how I first discovered him!)

The Hard Way (1991)

Last Exit to Brooklyn (1989)

Darkness Before Dawn (1993)

Beyond Glory (2015)

He’s got a lot of great smaller roles, too—Tombstone, The Men Who Stare at Goats, Gutshot Straight, The Monkey’s Paw, Manhunter

If you haven’t seen his show Terra Nova, I HIGHLY recommend it. It was unfortunately just one season but Slang plays a main character and it’s a fantastic show, one of my favorites ever!

If any of my followers have recommendations, please feel free to add them!

[ohimsummer]

Hi summer how are you? I hope your day is going well.

My questions are: 🕯️ 🐇 and 📚 Have fun answering these 😁

gigi!!!!! hi hi again!! :3 my day is going gr8 I got this burst of energy so hopefully it’s enuff to get me thru the day :33 how r u!!

🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that?

Prob like 5-7 depending on my mood! If it’s sum I’m not rlly feeling then my motivation tanks but sometimes it’s easier for me to change and reword things around and to my liking :>

🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both? 

Reader inserts :3 I think those r most popular + if i don’t have a super general reader in mind then I’m usually adding aspects of myself (hair, piercing, etc if it gets slightly self indulgent)

📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app? 

‘RIGHT HAND ON YOUR GIRLY ft. TOJI’ as a title for a future fic LOL :3 I have a list of them if u guys wanna see but imma mark out the janky summaries I put under em for ideas 😞

[scribblingplace]

The Artful Dodger Meets The Invisible Man.

Exactly what it says on the tin.  I have so much brainrot for these two specifically, also I’m in an RP server where I play both of them and I think about them interacting a lot.  So expect more of this. 

Why was he always cleaning up other people's messes these days? Dodger turned a sharp corner and found a dead end, he knew London like the back of his hand, this shouldn't have been a dead end, and footsteps were thundering towards him. 

"Bloody 'ell." 

Only one thing for it then, face the music. He turned at the same time as the foot falls slowed and looked at the strange figure who had been chasing him, six feet and built like an ox, his chances weren't great.

"My wallet," the man demanded, between heavy breaths. 

"Don't 'ave it." Dodger shrugged, very casual for a boy who was about to get his teeth knocked out if not sent to prison. 

"You've been running for five blocks, I find that unlikely." 

"Unlikely or not it's true, I didn't lift it, you've been chasin' the wrong man." He shot the stranger a smug grin, trying to look past him for an escape, his legs were getting tired, but the goggled man seemed near winded himself, he just needed to sneak past him, and he was sure he'd be free and clear. 

And then the stranger advanced grabbing Dodger by the collar and shoving him up against the wall, he let out a yelp and kicked uselessly. 

"You're a bad liar, empty your pockets or I'll drag you to the bloody police office." 

Dodger was very tempted to point out that he was a very good liar, and it was the truth he usually had problems with, like right now, because he wasn’t lying. 

But given his precarious situation he thought better of it.  He nodded and started to do as instructed, if he had the man's wallet he'd probably return it, but as the quickly amassing pile of stolen goods on the ground beneath him could attest, he didn't. 

The man watched, or at least Dodger assumed he did, who knew what he was looking at behind those spectacles. Then dropped him. 

"Stay." The man ordered as he crouched down to rifle through the pile.

Dodger did, if only because the man had his days wages and coming home with empty pockets was too embarrassing to contemplate. There was a quiet moment where he rifled through everything. 

"Why are there so many handkerchiefs?" 

"People leave 'em sticking out a lot, an' you can't get get in as much trouble for knickin' 'em, ain't worth enuff." 

The man nodded, apparently understanding the logic. Another quiet moment as he carefully inspected a wallet, and then, much to Dodgers chagrin, helped himself to the contents. 

It wasn't that Dodger was judging, he wasn't in a position to do that, and frankly, part of him respected the audacity.  It’s just that it was an awfully full wallet. 

"You actually don't have it?" The man stood, helping himself to a second wallet and one of the nicer handkerchiefs from the pile and stuffing them in his coat pockets as he did. 

"Told ya that." 

"Then why..." He broke off into curses. 

"Why bother running away and wasting my time." 

"Felt like a jog is all." 

The bandaged Stanger did not like that, Dodger could see the man tense up and immediately put his hands up in a supplicating gesture, even as he backed away quickly. 

"Friend took it, not me, but I'm faster an' you saw me anyway so figured I'd give you the slip instead 've 'im," Dodger blurted his explanation, still braced for some kind of impact. It didn't come, but the man was still coiled to spring. 

"And your friend has it." 

Dodger nodded, feeling he was selling Tom out, even if there was no way the man would know him. 

"Can you or your little friend read?" Dodger shook his head no and some of the tension eased out of the man. 

"Your welcome to the money but you're to burn all the notes in it. Don't show them to anyone else,” the stranger said, relaxing a little more as he shuffled in his pocket and pulled out most of the money he'd taken from Dodger’s pile. 

"Take it, for your cooperation." 

Dodger did, not pointing out that it was his in the first place, or asking any of the questions he had about this encounter.  Not worth the risk. 

"If I find out you didn't, if I find out any one has seen the private contents of my wallet, I will find you in whatever hovel you hide out in, and I will break every bone in you and your little friends bodies. Do you understand?" 

Dodger nodded, he knew the tone of a man who could carry through on a threat like that, and goggles here had it. 

"Discretion 's my middle name, you've got my word, won't no one else see it." 

The Stranger studied him again, perhaps weighing his options, Dodger weighed his as well. Running sure looked like a good one. 

"Good. And tell your friend to be more careful, if I can notice someone sneaking up, anyone can. He's inept." 

“Oh ‘e knows it, been in the clink twice," Dodger admitted, with an irritated eye roll, though that was entirely directed at Chitling, who was not here to receive it.  

The stranger stared at him a moment and made a disapproving noise and turned to make his way back to the main streets, leaving Dodger to pick up his things and count his blessing that he was walking away from this at all.

[lasercrusader]

Titan A.E., an impromptu, short, and slightly agitated review

Sometimes I imagine “yo what if I did movie reviews on Youtube and incorporated a character doing the talking like those other Youtubers” but then I usually remember that I’m lazy and that sort of thing would be a lot of work, so...

ANYWAY, most people probably haven’t heard of this movie. Titan A.E. was an animated film made by Fox Animation that flopped so hard that it singlehandedly killed the entire studio. Well, that’s not the entire story, but it’s close enuff. XP

Just a warning, I don’t care for spoilers for this almost 22-year-old film and it’s a very long-winded review that may not be the most coherent or organized. Keep reading at yer own risk I suppose.

For the record, movies don’t always flop because they’re bad. Some movies made during the same-ish time period like Treasure Planet, Iron Giant, and Cats Don’t Dance were really good IMO and deserved to succeed, only flopping because their companies more-or-less purposely screwed them over. 

Is Titan A.E. one of those films?? Well, no, but it’s not terrible either. Here’s the shtick. It’s got a lot of going for it, and honestly it’s interesting enough that I’d want to watch it again sometime. But it’s flaws kinda prevent it from being an actually good film.

The film is, in short, an early 2000s 2D-3D hybrid animated sci-fi film, with Don Bluth and some other guy directing (with Don Bluth being known for a fair number of notable films, with Secret of NIMH and Land Before Time as some of my favorites). It involves humans and aliens and the entire earth being blown up by genocidal aliens, and an adventure through space. Honestly, with my love of sci-fi, animation, and nostalgia for the early 2000s, this film sounds just like the kind of thing I’d like.

So what’s it got going for it? Production value for one. The visuals are honestly impressive for the time (the CG hasn’t aged well but again, impressive for its time). Also potential. They really had a lot of good ideas in this film. There’s some interesting alien designs and settings, some pretty good action at times, etc. Also they apparently made a bunch of those early 2000s alt rock songs just for the movie, and that’s great.

But where did it fail? Story and pacing, big time. At times they literally had all the right ideas but just couldn’t put them together in a way that was well-paced or even cohesive. Other times it felt like the plot and character developments were only done to fill some sort of checkmark like “and the plot/character development has to do this”, without actually doing the work to get from point A to point B in a way that’s cohesive and makes sense. 

Like literally, this is exactly how the character development is in this film. The characters are hardly established in any meaningful way and end up changing their tune without us actually seeing them go through some sort of change. Plenty of moments in the film just feel kinda forced while others awkward.

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The awkward pacing also applies to the animation. There’s a fair amount of jank that just makes the characters and interactions come off as awkward. It’s either in the way they move or the timing of the way they move. Sometimes characters even come off as over-animated, like they shouldn’t be moving as much as they should be for their particular line or action.

This may come in part from the difference between the aliens and the human characters. The aliens tend to be animated a bit more... lively, like they have a bit more freedom to animate the aliens with more exaggeration. This would likely look just fine on its own, but the humans don’t really have that same degree of exaggeration, so you have this juxtaposition of aliens with exaggerated movement and expression, and the humans being more subdued in terms of movement and expression. This is probably because they used live-action reference for a ton of the humans’ actions and possibly stuck too close to it. 

If it was either one or the other in terms of how they animated their characters, there would probably be less awkwardness. But because they had both, very frequently in the same scenes as one another, it just came off as awkward. The humans either seemed too subtle in expression or the aliens too exaggerated.  

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Speaking of which, alien designs were pretty good, though a bit hit or miss in some places. I feel like there was an overemphasis on just, grungy, ugly aliens with no color. These kinds of aliens are fine, but when ALL of your aliens are like this, it almost makes them seem all the same despite their design variety. They’ve all got the same sort of “ugly” going on. 

Also, one of the main characters, Stith, has incredibly disproportionate legs that are always bent in an awkward position and its... awkward. I thought she was crouch-walking when she first showed up due to being like really tall or something, but no, that’s her normal default state at all times. I think they kinda sacrificed some appeal for the sake of uniqueness, when perhaps a better balance could have been struck. In either case, with legs like those you’d think you’d have her use them in combat to show that they serve some sort of purpose other than looking weird. Honestly, it might’ve worked out better if they gave her a torso more proportionate to her legs, and maybe not quite-so-humanlike because she literally has boobs so it resembles a human-torso even more so. NOTHING meshes together. 

(This be the broad in question. Honestly as a character she was alright, but suffered from the usual problem of literally none of these characters being given a lot of depth. This is especially true for her and Gune, as they’re both supporting characters and thus given even LESS attention).

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Speaking of alien designs, the Drej, the main antagonists, are horrible. They’re basically these weird robotic-looking 3D models that are ENTIRELY BLUE and GLOWING. This is BAD because I can barely tell what they look like, and not in the cool “oh no its some eldritch horror” kind of way, more in the “wow I literally can’t tell what’s going on” kind of way. 

(This is a still image. Most of these times the guys are moving around or there are quick scene cuts. That’s not to even mention that I watched this on VHS, where the details likely got even more smudged).

Speaking of the Drej, as a threat...? They’re pretty poorly established in the sense of... what exactly their place is in the universe. Are they an empire? Are they some eldritch beings who destroy other species that get too advanced? What are their relations with the other species that aren’t humans?? Literally none of these questions are answered in any remote way because they never ever decide to establish ANYTHING.

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On that note, the plot as a whole is barely coherent. Like, when you REALLY think critically about it and its various twists and turns, it makes no sense. Nothing that should be explained is ever explained. Nothing that should be established is ever established. Nothing that should be foreshadowed is ever foreshadowed. Things like that.

Basically, it seems that they’ve put all of their time, energy and focus into making the film look amazing and being different and edgy, without giving a hoot about the story. The story itself is kinda standard in terms of overall structure, being a hero’s journey with the protagonist having fatherly abandonment angst (though with no mention of his mother anywhere, like not even once). This kind of thing isn’t new, but that isn’t a problem. What is the problem is that they didn’t put the story together in a way that’s actually good. 

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And on yet another note, the worldbuilding is almost non-existent in terms of the larger context surrounding the setting. Like it’s still got smaller details, like the main character working a crappy scrap-collecting job with a bunch of other aliens... but anything detailing the larger, surrounding context that actually grounds the smaller things to some sort of foundation is completely absent. Like oh hey, the Drej exist, but in what relation to everyone else? Oh hey, humans and aliens coexist, but how and under what circumstances, and what were things like before vs after Earth went boom? Oh hey, there’s a slave trade, but how legal is that crap?? Oh hey, are there any governments or authorities at all??? Etc., etc., these things are completely absent. The setting is vague and thus there is no larger context in which to frame our characters’ actions, or anybody’s actions for that matter. It doesn’t matter if your characters are saving the world or just chilling, not having an actual context for their actions and activities takes away a lot of the weight from their actions.

Like the first Star Wars did a much better job of actually establishing its overall larger setting, both through the things that it showed and the things it established through character dialogue (quite naturally I might add). All the smaller details have a larger overarching foundation that ties it all together. With Titan A.E. you get literally NOTHING that establishes what the overall larger setting is like, AT ALL.

And you don’t even need to reveal everything at once, or even everything. As long as you reveal some things in ways that are natural, in ways that build and flesh out your world, in ways that establish context and establish stakes, then yer doing something right and doing a lot more than Titan A.E.

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Okay but, overall, the film isn’t terrible. Like this is something I could feasibly watch again. The films I consider really bad are the ones I can’t stand watching again and hate the fact that I ever watched in the first place. 

As for more detail on what I liked about the film... aside from the overall spectacle being great, there were a few sci-fi moments that were cool. For example, when two of the characters needed to break out of an escape pod to enter the vacuum of space in order to reach the ship, one of the characters told the other to exhale, which is an often overlooked detail in the vacuum of space that holding your breath is actually a bad thing to do due to pressure differences between your lungs and the vacuum. They also used a fire extinguisher for course correction and propulsion, which is cool.

(Unfortunately, it’s very obvious that the characters were animated taking a deep inhale and holding it in. The lip-sync for the second “exhale” even seems to match “inhale” better. It seems likely that they animated the scene first and then discovered that holding your breath in space is bad, then changed up the dialogue and altered some of the lip-sync in an attempt to fix it but didn’t have the time to reanimate the part and just hoped people wouldn’t catch it).

Some of the characters had fun moments. Stith had her violent tendencies, Gune his... gooniness, and Preed just overall charisma and wit. The main cast wasn’t that bad, they just weren’t fleshed out enough. With the exception of the human captain Joseph Korso, who goes from decent guy to dirty traitor out of nowhere with no foreshadowing, and is a heartless bastard by the end of the film but gets a predictable self-sacrifice redemption that also kinda just comes out of nowhere because just earlier he literally expressed the desire to kill Gune and Stith off and just randomly became remorseful when he was about to fall off a cliff and protagonist boi still wanted to save his arse because they had some bonding time even though his true self seems really nasty and just... THEY WROTE THIS GUY LIKE A FREAKING LIGHT SWITCH, OKAY?!?!

Oh yeah, the film has the tendency to just sorta... forget characters for a hot second at times. One glaring example being captain jerknugget sacrificing himself to help save the human race, and afterwards is never shown nor mentioned again, like the characters don’t even reflect on him at all at the ending. 

Goodness freaking gravy, I can’t talk about the good points without mentioning where they went wrong. That’s kind of the case with the entire film. For every good thing there’s something else holding it back.

Honestly, something tells me this film’s production wasn’t exactly a piece of cake lol. Just skimming over the Wikipedia article on it is enough to tell me that they didn’t exactly have the best conditions for making this film any better than they did. A lot of its faults are likely due to development troubles rather than sloppiness, but faults are faults and honestly, I think part of it was prioritizing the film’s visual appeal over its story as if the former would compensate for the latter. Though they did apparently do a lot of outsourcing so maybe they just didn’t have the time? I mean, the entire film was literally just dropped on the animation studio like “here, we wanted to make a sci-fi movie but it didn’t work out so you guys give it a shot”. Honestly that plus whatever time constraints they had probably did it. 

In some paradoxical way, I still like the film despite slamming my head over the terrible writing and pacing. Is it the good parts of it? The potential? Or maybe my biases towards the genre, medium and time-period of the movie as a whole? 

In any case, if you want a good animated sci-fi flick from the early 2000s with an actually well-written story about an angsty guy with father abandonment issues and a journey through space with some assorted alien characters, watch Treasure Planet. XP

BUT IF YOU WANT A TOTAL TRAINWRECK OF A FILM WHO’S EXISTENCE IS A RATHER CURIOUS THING BUT STILL PERHAPS INTERESTING TO WATCH, try Titan A.E. lol.

[jake-amy]

fic writer interview

i was tagged by @useyourtelescope (many moons ago! and i was super flattered bc i love their fics! so thank you!! 💖 i am just real slow.)

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

I have 16!

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

86,540

3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

just the one! bridgerton.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

the florist who loved me – A look at the various Bridgerton family group chats as Anthony meets one Kate Sharma. (modern, text fic)

‘cause i know that it’s delicate – jealous Anthony, in-between their first kiss and Aubrey Hall. (canon era, missing scene)

Companionable – three times Colin shared a dance with Cressida Cowper, and one time he refused. (mixed tv/canon era; *despite the summary, this is very much a colin/pen fic!)

Of Two Minds – Violet breaks the news to Kate and Anthony that Colin and Penelope’s wedding is being moved up. (canon era, missing scene)

a (veritable) font of knowledge and gossip – Colin and Penelope help Agatha, Jane, Thomas, and George each find their match. (canon era, future gen, current wip) 

5. Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

i do! i actually really enjoy receiving a response from an author, i always want to be able to respond to my own. i’ve fallen behind over the past handful few fics, only bc sometimes i don’t know what to say to such nice things, but i do want to catch up soon to say thank you! truthfully i would rip my heart out of my chest for anyone who takes the time to leave a comment!

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

i’m not much of an angst person to be quite honest! maybe mementos or have i known you twenty seconds, or twenty years? only because they’re edmund/violet fics, and, well…

7. Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?

i never have. my brain is simply not big enuff.

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

not really! but someone sent me an ask on here the other day re: a wip, asking me why i had made a character queer, which wasn’t all that great to receive. i just didn’t feel like answering so it’s just been deleted.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

just the one time, and probably never again. i feel like i was judging every single letter i typed as i was doing it. but it was a missing scene i always wanted to see – and it’s my favorite (🤠) kind of smut, domestic bliss – so i guess i wrote it for myself.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

😧 not as far as i know!

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

i haven’t!

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

not yet, though @sofwrites​ and i might get around to a gregory/lucy one some time 🦆💚

13. What’s your all-time favourite ship?

there are so so many. i love ben/leslie and jake/amy so much (i think i created my ao3 profile just so i could read them), but for bridgerton, my favorites are penelope/colin, gregory/lucy and anthony/kate.

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

my only current wip is a (veritable) font – i started drafting it last may, so it’s been a real, real slow process, but i’m almost done with thomas and i’ve got an outline for george, so i’m sure i’ll finish both. + my beta for it is the best. but there are two wip’s sitting on my desktop, one angst (rmb, but if penelope had been married and widowed before then) and one smutty (colin.... envisioning penelope’s boobs, because he said he had hundreds of times before their engagement night, which is just insane, off-the-charts horny behavior 💀), but i doubt i’ll actually get around to finishing either.

15. What are your writing strengths?

i think i’m pretty good at having several characters be in one scene! (i kinda get why jq wrote like two scenes with all the bridgerton family now. every time i do it, i think “why 🤡”) but – i’m really happy with how they turn out, in the end, and i think it’s become one of my strengths. 

and family stuff! looking back at everything i’ve written, more of it is family-oriented than ship-oriented, and i think it’s also one of my stronger suits.

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

i feel like i’m pretty dialogue heavy sometimes, and sort of second-guess when/where i need to add action a lot. i’ll just wonder, “do i need to say they walked across the room? isn’t it obvious they’ve already sat?” because i’m afraid i’m boring the reader by making note of something so plain, so there’s that. that, and i’m sure i overuse the em-dash.

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

i’ve never done it (except for the thing i’m working on, which has a line of latin in it), but i’d probably ask a friend who spoke the language for help, if i were to write extensive dialogue.

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

bridgerton, but there’s a jake/amy fic i never finished somewhere on my old computer. i’m only counting ao3, though – if we go back to ff.net though (😭) it was probably harry potter.

19. What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?

i feel like i’ve always thought it was “the florist who loved me,” because i’m a really disorganized writer and i’m happy with how it flows as a text fic (and it made me like, obscenely happy any time someone said it made them laugh), though i also love “a (veritable) font of knowledge and gossip,” and words of advice because they’re both very personal to me. but i do also really like family tree, because i just remember making this post, which then wouldn’t leave my mind until i turned it into a drabble. i think it’s short and sweet and fun and it’s two of my faves, gregory and colin. 

and maybe also Dear Francesca, because it’s the first fic i published on ao3, almost 1 year ago now. i’d maybe only read 2 of the bridgerton books at that point, but it just irked me so much how much the bridgertons let francesca miss (like her sister’s whole ass wedding??) over the course of s1 😭 

yeah i probably shouldn’t have answered with five different fics, but i normally feel more embarrassed than not talking about my own writing, so i’m just gonna put it all here for now.

tagging / saying hello to: @sofwrites @daphnejane @irishseeeker @britishteacup @pensbridgrton @mskatesharma @ourlilinfinity @your3fundamentaltruths 💕or anyone who sees this! feel free to go ahead and interview yourself ✍️