#I felt like a pretty boy 🐾

[bedoballoons]

Bedo Honey's Kinktober is starting?!!!! Count me in!!! Please hesr my brainrot!!! ABO (rutting/heat season) + Mirror Wrio, Lyney, Albedo, Xiao, Wanderer!! The boys have the reader in tighthold infront of the mirror showing them all the markings they did on her body, yet purposely missing their neck! They keep grazing their teeth over it but teasingly refuse/delaying the process to bite it, just waiting for reader to beg for it maybe? HEHE

The boys are the alphas, reader is afab omega~~

~🦊🐾✨️

>////< You know it mon chérie! This brainrot...its BEAUTIFUL!! Thank you~

─⊰⁠⊹ฺ🎃𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤⊰⁠⊹ฺ🎃

{༻~Alphas and Omegas~༺}

CW: NSFW! MDNI! S*x in front of the mirror, Wriothesley has a large um...ya know, spanking, marks, hair pulling, cursing, alpha character! Omega reader!, breeding kink, fingering, rutting/heat season!, afab reader! and being rough! (Pet names: Lyney, Darling, mon chérie, Albedo: My love, love, Xiao: Mine Wriothesley: Puppy, pretty little thing)

(Includes: Lyney, Albedo, Xiao, Wanderer, and Wriothesley!)

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𑁍༄Lyney:

Lyney groaned into the crook of your neck, his teeth grazing your sensitive skin with every harsh thrust of his hips into yours. He was so deep inside you that you were failing to even speak at this point, his dick hitting every spot so perfectly that your pussy was dripping with ecstasy, wetness running down your legs while you stared at your own messy reflection in the mirror in front of you..., he had absolutely ruined you already, but your heat wasn't over and despite every wonderfully deep mark on your body, he still hadn't given into bitting your neck... the mark you wanted from him...the one that claimed you as his.

"P-pleasmmmnm! Plea-se!" You whined out, clenching your rosey walls around him so tightly as you felt your finish drawing closer. He chuckled, his hot breath caressing your skin...adding to the heat pooling in your core, "Please what hmmm, tell me mon chérie, use your words~" He glanced at your fucked out expression in the mirror, his consistent pace becoming uneven...he needed to fill you and soon..

W-wanna be ahh! Y-yourrss pl-easahhHHHH!!~" You choked out, his dick suddenly snapping into you so hard you completely lost any train of thought, your finish hitting you so hard and his teeth sinking into your neck, claiming you while he shot his cum deep into your stomach, filling you so full...

"What a beautiful performance darling~"

𑁍༄Albedo:

Albedos hands slid down your body slowly, examining you like the beautiful piece of artwork that he considered you to be, his mischievous blue eyes meeting your lust dazed ones in the mirror for just a split second, "You look so gorgeous my love, all undone just for me...mine alone~" He placed a delicate kiss on you neck, his soft lips against your skin overwhelming you with feelings from your heat....he knew you were in a crazed state and he was teasing you, giving you everything but the one thing you had been begging for...

"A-a-albedo-nggh!~" You threw your head back on his shoulder as his fingers found your overstimulated cunt, playing with you like you were some type of toy for his amusement while you drowned in pleasure, "Apologies love...what were you saying~" You gasped out, wanting so desperately to tell him, but his digits had slipped in between your sopping pretty pink folds and your mind had become nothing but mush at his disposal.

𑁍༄Xiao:

"X-xiao!" You screamed out loud, gripping the sheets in front of you so tightly your knuckles were turning white, you could see your reflection from this angle and your fucked out face matched with your whimpering moans were everything your alpha could ever want...maybe that's why he had gone into a rut, fucking you into the mattress with no end in sight.

"Call my name, say it louder s-so everyone can hear...I want them all to know you're mine, no one else's! Mine!~" His dick plunged deeper into you, rearranging your insides while tears welled up in your eyes, god he loved seeing you at his mercy like this, your tight walls like heaven around him, pulling him in so nicely.

"Xiao! X-xiao!!" Your voice followed his instructions, getting louder and louder as he muddled your brain with his cock, groaning so loudly against your neck as he delayed you of being marked by him, he wanted your sweet cum all over him first and he would be patient...for now.

𑁍༄Wanderer:

You could barely breath as your body was roughly shot forward with each powerful thrust, Wanderers harsh grip on your hips pulling you right back afterwards onto his hard cock, showing you no remorse as he fucked you senselessly. He had you bent over a table, his free hand pulling your hair hard enough your head was up, just so could watch your dirty little face in the mirror, all innocence vanishing from your features as his dick pummeled into you at high speed.

"Who's my good little omega bitch?~" He snapped his hips so forcefully you screamed, finishing for what seemed like the hundredth time as he impatiently waited your answer, "I said, who's my good little omega bitch!" He smacked your ass, your pussy throbbing from over abuse and his rut still no where near done..."Mmmmnmnne-e! M-me!!"

"That's right, you're gonna bare my goddamn children like a good little omega r-right?~"

"Nmmmhmm!"

𑁍༄Wriothesley:

Wriothesleys large calloused hands spread your thighs apart, his eyes focused on the mirror in front of you as he watched his dick slide out of your hot weeping hole, your finish mixed with his sticky white cum dripping down it wonderully and leaving you completely on display for him in the reflection. Your breathing was erratic and his big cock had left you completely weak in every way, you couldn't move unless he wanted you to now and even though your heat had already been satisfied...he clearly wasn't done..

"Awee look at my cute puppy, all put out from their heat..and yet, there's something missing, what is it hmm~" He growled against your ear, nibbling on it teasing while your body quivered in response, clenching around nothing over and over as he watched in delight, "Come on now my pretty little thing, answer me..." He slid his hand up your inner thigh, grazing your pussy just enough to make you gasp, "M-mark my n-neck, w-wanna belong to you~" Your voice was shaking, dripping with lust and it was music to his ears...

"Good puppy~"

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◥(•̀￦•́)◤☪︎ ִ ࣪𖤐 ☾𖤓~Happy kinktober~*⁠.⁠✧

[spinning-stars]

Mini smut fics! 🦴Slashers🦴 Part 1

Slashers x Reader

(no genitalia is mentioned but its implied afab!!!)

💥NSFW!!! SMUT!!! LEMON!!! WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT!!!💥

Slashers- Billy and Stu, The Sinclair brothers (Vincent, Bo, Lester), Michael Myers.

Warnings ⚠️- knife play, wax play,body worship, degrading, usage of the word slut, p in v sex, bondage, oral giving and receiving, I made Billy a Sub. (I'll let you know when the bondage, wax play, body worship, degrading usage of the word slut, and knife play)

👻Billy Loomis-

"Please..." Billy looked down at you, eyes filled with lust. You have been teasing his dick for only a small hour, and he was begging for his release. His arms were tied behind his back and you were trying your best to hold his hips still to keep him from thrusting into your mouth. Occasionally you will let his hips go for about a minute or two only to stop his the second he gets close. You gently run your hand over the tip, making his body shiver. "You're going to have to beg more pretty boy," you say while staring up at him with the most innocent eyes. "Fuck... Please, I need it... Y/N... Please" He whimpers while lightly closing his eyes. "Good boy, you earned it," you said while taking him fully in your mouth and lightly sucking. It didn't take much time before his thighs began to shake and you felt his release in your mouth. His soft moans followed his climax.

👻✨Stu Macher-

Stu had your legs spread while you were sitting on his lap. He was rocking his hips back and forth, his hands are leaving deep bruises on your hips. He would occasionally thrust his hips up into you but then continued back into rocking. Stu like teasing you he felt like he was in complete control you would hold down your hips and stop you if you tried moving faster or slower than what he said. "Awe what's wrong Y/n... I thought you could take me. " Stu groans as he sped up a bit. He could feel you tightening around his cock. He slowly moved one of his hands to your thigh and gave it a light squeeze. He thrusted up a bit more into you. He felt your legs start to shake and your nails dig into your back before you both released. You fell into chest and you both began panting.

🎨Vincent Sinclair-

(💥Wax play, Bondage, body worship!!! 💥)

Vincent what's making you into his own kind of art art. He had you tied up the prettiest color of red rope, your legs were spread and your arms were tied above your head. A cute heart design was made on your chest using the rope. Vincent it's on the other end fingering you. He had a hot candle dripping wax on your body. Every time you wince in pain he bends down and lightly kisses that spot. When he wasn't kissing you he was rubbing your body lightly. " You're so beautiful... My muse." You tighten around his fingers and he speeds up trying not to hurt you. When you came he got on his knees and started to eat you out, tuning into your sweet whimpers and moans as you squirm above him.

🔧Bo Sinclair-

(💥 degrading, usage of the word slut, light Bondage💥)

Bo had you been over his giant Dark blue toolbox in the shop. Y'all were doing a quickie before the victims came back to the shop to check on there car. He was ramming in behind you with deep, quick thrust. "Fuck y/n... You feel so nice... you're so damn needy."He groans and throws his head back while picking up the pace. He then slaps your ass leaving a perfect bright red handprint. "You're my slut, Ain't ya'?." He asks as he feels your legs shake and you tighten around his cock. He slows down a tad bit just to leave hickeys and bites on your back and neck. He lets you suck his fingers to keep you from making too much noise. "Shhh... keep quiet, you don't want em' to think you're a slut now do ya?" He says as he bites your shoulder causing you to bleed. He then speeds up the pace while squeezing your ass until you both cum. He loves to pull out and see how much he wrecked you in such little time.

🐾Lester Sinclair-

(💥slight body worship💥)

Lester is the biggest sucker for truck sex. He took his old jacket and folded it into a makeshift pillow, so you don't hurt your head laying on the bed of the truck. Lester is gentle, he kisses your body before sticking it in. He lightly pumped in and out of you while holding on to your hand. "Shit... Honey you're warm and nice." He moans while speeding up a bit. He cums first and then kneels down. "Can't let someone as pretty as you not finish," he pants a bit before eating you out. He bounces back and forth between eating you out and kissing your inner thighs. Here and there leaving light bites until you cum.

🔪Michael Myers-

(💥Knife play 💥)

Michael had you in missionary when he began lightly dragging the tip of his Knife by your side. He was going at a deep but normal pace surprisingly. He looked down to admire his work, you had cuts, hickeys, and bites all over you. For the cherry on top you have a slight ring of tears in your eyes in a face contorted with pleasure. He takes the top of the knife and digs it a little on your side causing blood to start trickling out of the wound. Michael lifted his mask and bent down and began to lightly lick the blood and kiss around the wound. He began to speed up his pace, throwing one of your legs over his shoulder. Both of his hands we're digging into your hips as a rammed in and out of you. Your hands flew up around his neck when you got close. He continued the speed until you both came at the same time. After you two were done, he took the knife and carved 'Michael' on your inner thigh.

Authors note🖤- I thought y'all needed something to spice up your day a bit. Who should I do for part 2? Requests are open! Have a lovely day<3

UPDATE!!! PART 2 IS OUT

[zombyjuice]

MY GOOD LOOKING BOY ・:*(〃∇〃人)*: 🐆🦢🍮🐾

literally HES SO PRETTY WHEN HE GOES DOWN ME OSHSKSNSKS BABY HELWJAOSHSISN :> Wonbin is so pretty when he goes down on you oh my goodness.

kinda switch wonbin x fem reader

wonbins praise kink goes brr?? literally both so clingy >:3 my first time EVER making a full smut… so don’t even >:(

“Gosh! I really miss my boyfriend my really pretty extraordinary boy-” “what is it~” “I miss you come here please” you whine and watch as your boyfriends eyes soften at your own.

You missed your boyfriend if that wasn’t obvious the first 100 times you said it. He came up to you sprawled across the bed but quickly, you get up and stretch your arms out for him, he grabbed at your hips and melted in your touch hugging you tight and dropping all his weight on you. “You miss me?” He softly sighs in your neck moving so you guys are both staring at eachother.

“Mhm always, wanna be next you all the time” you move his hair out of his face thumb rubbing his cheek and you give him a kiss on the forehead then on his cheek then you trailed down to his neck till he spoke up “always? Like last night?” You scan his face a bit shocked since that in itself was out of character of him he’d be to shy to bring it up usually you were the one making the first move all the time even tho he’s mostly a top. “Yeah… always want you on top of me, makes me feel safe, loved.”

Your eyes fall on his neck and just like that you want him inside you.

His act almost immediately fails once he realized what your looking at cheeks turning pink and he turned around (he’s so 😭) away from your sight “baby” you chuckle “such a little spoon geez” you giggle hugging him from behind and kissing along his neck “so pretty,” you lick the spot making him jolt a bit “all mine, my precious baby” you huff into the back of his neck and snuggle into his side.

Turning back around to you “mm love you so much” he goes in for a rough kiss hands now all over you as you two cling onto eachother grinding and huffing. You don’t know what you to him and it drives him crazy.

“you make me feel so good baby” you whine as he moves on top of you kissing you’re jaw, then he moves to your ear kissing behind it “thank you baby,” he whispers while continuing to kiss down your neck he’d give to soft kisses licks and nips getting even more hard when he kisses down to your belly ring making him want to bust right there and then, finally he finds himself at your pretty little pussy taking your skin tight shorts off and his hands move to your ankles that are covered with pretty Lacey socks that reach to your knees gripping them hard and pushing your legs up gently. As much as a princess he is himself he wanted to treat you just as gentle as well.

He’d take your panties off, lovingly looking up at you with doe eyes while he kisses down your thighs leaving marks “oh my baby boy, so good,” he’d whimper making you drenched and making him scrambling to lick up your pussy.

the way his nose would numb against your clit or the way you felt it glad up your pussy so he could come and suck on your clit till you burst the way his middle finger came in and out of your tight soaping cunt with ease it’s all slowly unraveling you feeling on a cloud nine, feeling every touch, your going insane.

“shit! binnie so good, so good fuck” he’d hum and you felt the vibrations of each and every whimper he let out.

adding another finger and his rhythm going faster fucking you like no tomorrow, feeling the knot form and slowly unravel you shake and moan his name. him never stopping his movement sucking harder on your clit and watching you as you unravel “good girl~” he said as you came.

even after you came he never moves his finger slowly still going in and out of you, giving one more kiss to your puffy pussy he moves up to your face and and kisses your cheeks as you whimper out.

“my pretty binnie, mmph” his face falls into your neck and he giggles “you feel and taste so good, pretty baby” he sucked on your neck you letting a pained moan when one of his fingers go a little to deep “m’sensitive” he sighed softly and smiled down at you “cutie, i love you” you smiled softly “love you more”

[itzsana-kiddingmenow]

𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙡𝙚𝙚! 𝙝𝙖𝙣 — 𝙙𝙖𝙮 3: 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙣:

𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖘: 1.2k

𝖑𝖊𝖊: han

𝖑𝖊𝖗: changbin and hyunjin

𝖆/𝖓: mah favorite for @hearted-anon

𝖙𝖜: pinning, no restraints, rough and soft tickles, angst cause mah wife likes it.

𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙: @someone-who-loves-kpop-saranghae @jeonginsdiary @leeknowstan33 @v--143 @wereallgonnadieonedaybutnottoday @inkytornpagess @lajanaa @a-wild-seungberry @channieissocute125 @soap143 @seungsluvv @skznccmlee @moony-9 @sunny-117

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞? 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐛s 🐾

“Okay okay okay GUYS!! I HAVE A JOKE!!” Hannie called out happily, a wide smile gracing his pretty features. 

“Did it make you laugh? Let’s hear it.” Chan clapped his hands, smiling at the quokka, who’s energy levels were off the chart that day. 

“What do you call two spiders that just got married?” Jisung giggled, scrunching his fingers in delight. 

“I dunno, what do you call them?” Felix asked, an amused twinkle in his eye. 

“Newlywebs!!” Jisung laughed, happily bouncing up and down. Chan was laughing; more at him than anything. 

“That’s a cute joke, Ji.” Minho sighed, staring at his phone. “Yeah, it was nice.” Seungmin replied next to him; they seemed to be watching a stage they had done previously, searching for mistakes in their performance. 

Jisung deflated a little, but he kept happy. “Is it okay if I tell you another one?” 

“Okay, why not?” Hyunjin turned off the television, glancing sideways at the quokka. 

“How do you turn a soup to gold?” Jisung asked, and Changbin, who had been previously typing away at his laptop, took pity on the aspiring comedian, turning to watch with an expression of curiosity. 

“Add 24 carrots!” Hannie cheered, expecting to at least hear a few chuckles from the members, but no one had even thought to laugh, and Binnie’s previous curiousity turned to boredom, even if he didn’t show it and clapped anyway.  

Jisung smiled defeatedly, heart shattering inside of him as he was left standing, everyone returning to their previous work without so much as a comment. They might as well have made fun of him; it would’ve felt better than this. 

His eyes welled up with tears, his emotions were becoming too overwhelming. Chan and Changbin turned to look at him when he let out a small, heartbroken sniffle, eyes widening when they noticed their dear quokka running from the room, door ajar. 

“Oh, Hannie…” Hyunjin whispered, running after the crying boy, Changbin following suit. 

“Sungie?” Hyunjin called gently, knocking at the ace’s door with two knuckles. It opened and Jisung, who had clearly been crying his little heart out, opened it, a wide smile on his face. 

“Hi, H-Hyune…do you need anything?” Jisung asked, smiling as he wiped his face. 

“No, no…come here.” Hyunjin held his arms out, and Jisung gave in, rocketing into his chest and letting out a desperate sob. 

“No, Sungie…I’m sorry, baby.” Changbin frowned, walking around him and pulling both boys into his hug; Hannie sandwiched between the two.

“S’Okay, Hyung…” The ace responded, warmth and comfort filling his body as Changbin gently massaged down his arms from behind. 

It all disappeared when Binnie kneaded along Hannie’s sides, and he tensed before letting out a small “Ah!”, reaching behind him to grapple at Changbin’s fingers. 

“Ticklish?~” Hyunjin asked above him, and a horrified Jisung could practically feel the air around him turning mischievous, and he was suddenly picked up, turned over, and manhandled onto the bed. 

“Plehease nohoho!!” He giggled cutely in anticipation.  

“Look, Hyune, he’s already giggling for us. Get ready, Sung.” Changbin laughed. 

“Whyhy are you tickling meehe??” Jisung asked cutely, covering his hands with his face. 

“You know Sung, there are other ways to make a joke funny,” Changbin grinned. Hyunjin nodded along with him. “Grab him for me, will you, Hyunjin?”

Jisung squealed and tried to bounce off the bed, just to feel two hands on his waist, grabbing him and pinning him to the bed, arms outwards to the sides. 

“Wait…Wahait Binnie hyuhung please…” 

“You’re always begging but you never want it to stop, do you?” Changbin asked, Hyunjin settling on the ace’s waist comfortably. 

Jisung was speechless.  

“No response to that~? Okay let’s start then.” 

Hannie squeezed his eyes shut just as a finger began to trace along the shape of his kneecap, nails suddenly spreading out and in along both of them. The technique was more torturous than some of the worst wreckings Jisung had received. 

“AH-haaahahaha! Hyuuhunjin plehehease nohohot thihihiss!” The poor boy giggled hysterically, twisting at the light sensations only useful in driving him mad. 

Hyunjin moved to the spot right on his inner knees, using his nails to trace all fingers along it, watching Hanji’s legs tremble beneath his touch. 

Jisung shrieked when Hyune wrapped his hands around his knees, using his thumbs in the area and hearing the cutest laughter from a trapped quokka. 

The dancer only smiled until his face hurt. 

Changbin took note of it. “See how happy you make us?” He praised, deciding to help out by trailing his fingers along the ace’s stretched armpits.  

Poor Jisung was going crazy already, tears were welling up in his eyes and he was giggling like a madman. “Ahahaahaaa!! Stahahahap ahahalreheheady!!”

“Stop? Now why should we do that…that takes all the fun out of it!” Hyunjin teased. 

“But as per your sweet request, we shall stop…” Jisung sighed in relief at Changbin’s words. “…going easy on you.”

Jisung only registered the words when he felt a truly unbearable sensation along his vulnerable ribs, Binnie’s fingers traveling up and down as he played the younger like a piano. 

Hannie shrieked at the feeling, breaking into loud laughter as he twisted side to side, unable to escape as Changbin’s fingers followed him wherever he went. “AGHHAAHA OHO MY GOHOHOHOD!!” 

“You’re too cute, Jisungie~” Hyunjin cooed, wiggling his fingers tantalizingly. Jisung was breathless, but mustered up the strength to string together a few pleas to stop the dancer. 

“Hyuhuhune…HYUHUNJIN-AH PLEHEHEASE NOHOHOHOHO!!” He squealed when Hyune ignored his pleas, skittering up and down his thighs with no remorse. 

Jisung was messy with laughter, loud, unbroken cackles spilling out of him endlessly as a loud squeal or shrieks for mercy piled in between. 

“Okay, I have a joke, Hannie,” Changbin started. “Now let’s see if you find my jokes funny?”

Jisung screamed when Binnie moved to his waist, mercilessly drilling in. “Okay…” The older cleared his throat. “Why did the chicken cross the web?” 

Hyunjin gasped a faux gasp. “Why did the chicken cross the web?” 

“Why don’t we ask Jisung?” Changbin and Hyunjin both smiled down at the screaming Han beneath them, squirming crazily, laughing his head off and unable to form coherent words. 

“Awhh…Hyunjin look at him~”

“Our cute little comedian.” Hyune finished with a smile, watching poor Jisung pause his laughing to let out a flustered squeal. 

“I CAHAHAHAHAAN’T!! SOHOMEONE HEHEHEHELP!!” 

“Help? But we’re here! Don’t you wanna laugh together? How about you answer Bunny’s joke and then we’ll see about letting you go.”

“I DOHOHON’T KNOHOW!!”

“Okay, well, tell him the answer, and we’ll see if he can even remember it by the time I’m done with him.” Hyunjin threw the younger’s shirt up and pressed his lips to his side, blowing out and nibbling in an incredibly ticklish raspberry that had Jisung howling, flinging his head to the other side in desperation. 

“The chicken crossed the web to get to the other site!” Changbin cackled as Jisung wailed in the background, and the rapper let go of the poor boy’s arms, watching as Jisung shoved at Hyunjin’s head, cheeks red and wet as he pleaded at the top of his lungs. 

He finally managed to muster up the strength to yank the dancer’s head off. 

“Ohoho my gahahaha…” Jisung panted. Hyunjin unwrapped a red lollipop and handed it to the quokka, and Jiusng promptly latched onto the candy. 

“…Was my joke funny?”

“Reheheally, Binnie hyung?”

[sourlemonsprout]

Salem

Werewolf Seth x gn!reader

Readers cat, Salem, doesn't seem to mind the werewolf in the basement!

Word Count: 368

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The silvery-white moonlight gently streamed through the small, dusty basement window as the night grew darker, you and your newfound werewolf companion hunkered down all cozy, chatting away to fill the time. There was still a part of you that couldn't believe any of this was real.

"Oh…"

Your attention was drawn to the creature's gaze, which led you to the stairs where your Maine Coon cat was seated. His piercing greenish-yellow eyes, which practically glowed in contrast to his soft dark fur, were fixated on the wolf-man before him.

"Didn't that thing hiss at the boy on our way in?" He squinted at the cat, a little surprised by its calm demeanor.

"Heyy, he's not an 'it'," you protested, "his name is Salem."

"Of course it is," he huffed. As he turned around, he realized the cat had vanished. With a shrug, he shifted to say something to you when he felt a sudden vibration on his tail. Somehow, without the wolf-man noticing, Salem had curled up into a little cat loaf and wedged himself comfortably in the curve of the beast's tail, and was purring contently. The two stared at each other for a moment, not a single thought behind Salem's eyes.

"Is your cat normally this chill around werewolves?" he asked sarcastically, his breath making Salem's pointy ears twitch.

"Yeah pretty much, with all that fur of his, he fits in pretty well." you joke back. You watch fondly as the creature extends a hand, letting your kitty rub against the side of his claws, and his purring intensifies. Little man was just livin his best life. The creature raised his head slightly, looking up at nothing in particular and chuckling under his breath, making Salem's ears twitch beneath him.

"Seth?" you cock your head slightly.

"He's just bein' salty in there," the creature shakes his head.

"What's he saying?" you ask.

"He's mumblin' something about 'not much of a cat person'," with a shit-eating grin, he leaned in a little closer, "but between you ask me, I think he's just salty that the two of ya's like me more," he in a low voice, even though Seth could still hear him loud and clear.

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The End ᨐฅ

Once again, apologies for the lengthy delay on this req @sleeplessdreamer14!

[zhongrin]

🎁 ᴢʜᴏɴɢʀɪɴ 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ 🫶🏻

ー just a little thing i wanted to make as the year ends 💗

𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐇𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐲 💍

① 👑 zhongli 👑 ✼ best husband, best comfort f/o, best everything. my ultimate blorbo 🧡

② al haitham 🌱 & wriothesley 🐾 ✼ he's such a silly guy. i love him so much. ✼ who's a good puppy! who's the goodest boy! yes you areeee~! <3

ⓧ runner up // neuvillette 🦦 ✼ his en voice almost made me simp. almost. damn you ray chase /lh

𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 🎶

ー✼ the ebg back in february and october! so so so so much chaos fun! both took all the creative juices and sleep i had, but it was all so worth it! i got to connect with more people and interactions were off the charts for the whole week. and coviello... my precious babie <3 i'm pretty sure i'll join another ebg next year given the opportunity.... or perhaps even host one, but with a twist-

ー✼ got matched up T W I C E (well, thrice in total) with mr. i am here's alternate universe selves al haitham. thanks @/ansy-tea / @/kopidense 👍🏻 i shall endeavor to make an effort to discombobulate and fool the silly sprout man in 2024 if there are any other matchup events open lmao

ー✼ teyvatweets! it was so much fun compiling everyone's tweets and coding the website hehe it didn't really blow up or anything due to how 'personal' that project was, but i think about it from time to time. such a fun lil thing!

ー✼ that 1 pity c0 al haitham who came right after ayato.... thanks dad for gracing me with your birthday luck 🙏🏻

ー✼ finally treating myself and indulging in all the selfship commissions. i'm grateful i have the ability to indulge and i'm hoping to do the same next year. and the way everyone just gifted me things for my birthday made me feel so so loved. i couldn't celebrate it with anyone since i wasn't at home, and it was on a weekday meaning my friends were all busy - so it felt like a mini-party... truly, from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much ;w;

ー✼ personally, i'm super happy and kind of proud of getting very comfortable with sharing my art and improving on it! i used to go back and forth whenever i'm trying to post art, but now i'm confident enough to not think too much about it! naturally i have lots to improve and i'm nowhere near 'good' but that's fine with me! i owe it all to yall's support and lovely comments <3

ー✼ all the anon drabbles and charanons!!!! always such a nice sight to wake up to. they're like surprise gifts whenever i open tumblr because i don't have notifications on, and i adore them so much! big big big shoutout to @/floraldresvi, @/crystalflygeo, and @/soleillunne yall are amazing ;w;

ー✼ all the super sweet messages all of you left in my christmas tree.... i'm cradling all the wishes and silliness and messages from my f/os so close to my heart!! ceo!haitham tho. bruh you're still making me work LEAVE ME ALONE- /silly

ー✼ that zhongli birthday celebration series... they're not much, and even with all posts combined they have way less notes than a random vent drabble i dropped in the middle of it lol but i had lots of fun writing, designing, and inserting all the 'golden threads' across the fics nonetheless!! i'll highlight them later so the people who have been following the little series can go 'OH' lol

𝐀𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 🫂

@ainescribe ❀ @silentmoths ❀ @crystalflygeo ❀ @moraxsthrone ❀ @floraldresvi ❀ @sheepmc ❀ @zhxngii ❀ @localplaguenurse ❀ @mysnowmanandmebaby ❀ @the-travelling-witch ❀ @watatsumiis ❀ @kurikurikurisu ❀ @leftdestiny-posts ❀ @kaeffeinee ❀ @queen-belial ❀ @abyssmal-skies ❀ @dawndelion-winery ❀ @yinyinggie ❀ @silkjade ❀ @dustofthedailylife ❀ @scarasmood

@euniveve ❀ @soleillunne ❀ @faesther ❀ @ansy-tea ❀ @vennnnn-diagram ❀ @navxry ❀ @celestetalkstoomuch ❀ @minhosairfryer ❀ @xeraeus ❀ @pearlywritings ❀ @ryuryuryuyurboat ❀ @mochinon-yah ❀ @asoulsreverie ❀ @xiaosonlybeloved ❀ @mooncreates ❀ @jingyuansbird ❀ @tearskillstardust

i love you all and i'm so so glad to have made a connection with you! be it knowing each other from mutual friends, from a drawing/writing commission, or even if we just stumbled onto each other randomly by pure chance - know that i appreciate you! every single one of you are so talented and so wonderful. thank you for being the threads that shaped the comfy sweater that is 2023 for me <3 ps. and for my former moots who are minors but have respected my boundaries, i'm sorry i didn't tag you but i had fun befriending you lot. my best wishes for you in the years ahead too! pps. some of you might know me from my main @/meimeimeirin instead! i separated the list into 2 paragraphs bc tumblr isn't letting me have that many texts in one block apparently hsldfjsd also, if you're not in the list i either 1) forgot, bc i have the memory of a goldfish, or 2) remembered, but felt like it would be intrusive for me to tag you <- (more likely tbh) 😔

@/jjovin3221, @/starffox, @/syrenkitsune, @/finleyrambles, @/dr-birb, @/smokipoki, @/1117sblog, @/virdiaura, @/lawnfei, @/lady-alexis-salt, @/local-ragamuffin, @/the-knaves-world, @/alhaithams-fanfic-stash, @/interpretpages, @/magicalink, @/starlingcore, @/lyralibra, @/crazyrichdaughter, @/winterhuntsman, @/ladycoleigh, @/bettybeako

ALSO, HUGE SHOUTOUT to the people who frequent my notifs. i can't remember most of yall's handles accurately (and for some of you i remember by your pfp instead hskdhskd) but whenever your username pops up, know that i always go "!!!!!" and my imaginative dog ears perks up and my metaphorical tail just starts thumping on the floor <3 thank you so much for your continuous support!! (and i know some of you wrote in my tree so thank you for that too hehe) note: that wasn't an exhaustive list, but more like the blogs i remember seeing a lot on top of my head!!

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 🧡

thank you for such a lovely 2023! thank you for being here and for always supporting my works, my silliness, and myself as a person. here's to more fun shenanigans ahead, and i hope 2024 will be a year that makes us all a better person <3

ꕥ xmas dividers © cafekitsune

[schlattsdoll]

saw that you were sad your inbox was empty so i’m doing my duty as a reader and filling it up!!

the ted brainrot is brainrotting rn

going off of 🐾 anon’s latest ask, imagine him calling accidentally calling you mommy in bed??!

“fuck, p- please don’t stop, don’t s- stop mommy!” both of you stopped and silence filled the room. “y/n, i- i’m so sorry, it just- it just slipped out, i- i didn- didn’t mean i-”, and you shut his blubbering ass up with a kiss. “ted, don’t have to apologise. it was so hot.” and he’s shocked because you’ve never talked about wanting to be called that during sex. “m- mommy…” he said, timidly, like he was afraid of upsetting you. but you continued to surprise him. “mm, yeah baby?” you said, your hands in his hair, your face buried in his neck, your legs around his waist. “mommy��� am i good boy for you?” “the best boy, teddy.” his thrusts speed back up, and he’s pounding you with renewed vigour, finding your g-spot within seconds. “fuck teddy, right there!” “yeah, mommy? you gonna cum for me? gonna cum for your good boy?” and he moaned incoherent words when he felt you cream on his dick. your legs tightened around his waist, and your pussy clenched harder. “cum inside me, teddy. fill mommy up!” “f- fuck mommy, you’re so pretty, i love you- fuck, i’m cumming!”

he collapsed on top of you, his cum leaking out of your pussy. “i love you too, teddy.” your hands found themselves back in his hair, and you pulled it a bit so you could see his face. he was red, you couldn’t tell if it was because he was tired or if he was blushing. he looked so pretty like this. “you’re so pretty, baby.” you said, cupping his cheek. “you’re prettier, sweetheart.” ted said, kissing you sweetly. you felt him smile through the kiss and in that moment, you knew he was home. he pulled out of you slowly, both of you groaning quietly at the feeling. he sat on his knees, watching his cum pour out of you, and he could swear you looked like the most gorgeous person on the planet. he was pulled out his thoughts by your voice. “let’s clean up, teddy?” you got up from the bed on unsteady legs, ted reluctantly following. you grabbed his hand, “come on, lover boy!” and dragged him to the bathroom. needless to say, you showered together, washing each other’s hair, and the night ended with ted giving you the best cuddles.

i hope it wasn’t too shitty???? also, can i be 🤭 anon? (also i go by anna, she/her!!)

- 🤭 anon (anna <3)

anna !!!! i wanna be inside ur brain omf

yes to ted w the secret mommy kink. he’d be so cute all nervous that you didn’t like it but when he finds out you’re into it he’s putty in your hands.

also the aftercare after!!! ugh he’s just so cuddly and sweet. really loving up to the teddy bear nickname

[redactedwriting]

just cried real tears cuz how of hot ioh pete is.. like im alwaysss thinking about him but ive been thinking about him more than usual recently and goddd i need him SO BADDDD ioh pete pleaseeeee let me ride you

- 🐾

paws anon i laughed out loud at this. this is so me core. i felt this. one time i watched release the bats and cried bc i loved pete so much in that moment. girl (me) hes getting shot in the ass with a paintball. he is not your dream boy he’s a dumbass loser. nice dick though (i cannot believe he got hard. yes i can. but peter. pete. babe. lovey. sweetest.)

not to be nsfw on my nsfw blog but he would be fucking obsessed with you riding him. just…him on his back and his hands on your hips, watching you with hooded eyes and an open mouth. his loser emoboy hair 😩 those mf tattoos. maybe he’s got a bit of smeared eyeliner on from forgetting to take it off, and he’s got those fucking gorgeous eyes of his. his pretty pink lips.

he’d pull his bottom lip in between his teeth and squeeze his eyes shut with a choppy whine when he feels you flutter around his dick, can’t help but fuck up into you. his eyes are hungry and dark when they snap back open at your desperate moan, his mouth falling open to pant as you squeeze his hips with your thighs and scratch hard down his chest

“feel good, pretty?”

and you’d nod, grinding

“yeah, bet you do. feel so good around me, needy thing. cmere, fuck, cmere…” and he’d pull you down for a sloppy spitty tongue heavy kiss, panting and moaning into each others mouths, and he’d groan “my baby..” into it.

someone put me down. or spay me. SOMETHING. ANYTHING.

[justsomerandomfanfic]

hi! i‘m not sure if you are still taking match up requests, but i read your HP works, and I REALLY hope that you do ahahaha

if so, could i request a romantic match up for HP (preferably, marauders era, but any, really). i go by she/her, and i am happy to be matched with a character of any gender. i am a short young woman, with short blonde wavy hair and bangs, i have heterochromia also.

i study history of art and architecture and also visual arts. i love architecture, interior and furniture design, urban planning, and such. i‘m a huge dramatic theater lover, and I act. i love dressing up - my style is kind of like if Paris and Berlin had a child on a budget and none of them had an eating disorder. i work in a museum, and i also volunteer in media and publications. so i love written words. i live reading a lot!! virginia wolf is my forever favorite. i love the colors green and blue. i am vegan, and i love sour green apples, coconut-milk curry with tofu, and oat-milk flat whites. i also obsess over anything that smells or tastes like cherries. i am a libra, infp. i paint my nails dark red pretty much at all times. i love dancing and generally moving my body a lot. i can walk all day and anywhere. i grew up with my mom, and she is the best. i also have a collection of tote bags, obviously😌 and that was my last bit of chaotic info splurge.

thank you so much!

Hello! Yes, I am still doing matchup! Thanks for requesting one! I hope you enjoy it! <33333 I went a bit crazy ;) (A Room Of One's Own is my fav!)

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Harry Potter -

Marauders Era;

Remus Lupin:

🐾 You meet Remus when you were in Hogsmeade looking at some cute tote bags that a shop had for some reason, who wouldn't want a tote bag? You ended up buying three; turning to go purchase them, you almost ran right into Remus, who looked as surprised as you

🐾 It was pretty awkward, Remus apologizing and then you insisting that it was fine, nothing broken right? But after the initial embarrassment and shyness, you asked if Remus would like to join you for a drink before heading back to the school; you didn't really realize you had asked him that until after, startling you slightly, but Remus agreed and you both went to a cute place to eat

🐾 You had ordered a Shirley Temple, mentally obsessing about the cherry flavoring before you and Remus got to know each other a bit, from classes, to favorite subjects; both of you felt like you had a connection, some sort of electricity that coursed through both of your bodies and into your souls

🐾 From then on, you and Remus hung out a lot when you both could, sometimes the other Marauders joined, sometimes, (most of the time), teasing Remus about his obvious crush on you; Sirius mostly teased you, (James was smart enough not to since you were friends with Lily), but Sirius would always either nudge you or wiggle his eyebrows when you were near Remus

🐾 Finally, finally, Remus asked you to the Yule Ball, which led to your first kiss, which led to becoming a couple for the next three years and even after Hogwarts; Remus greatly admired you, finding you the most beautiful woman he has ever met, from your intelligence to your love of architecture, (not to mention, you are incredibly understanding and always made sure he was alright), you are his soulmate

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Lightning Era;

Draco Malfoy:

🍏 You met Draco, (you've heard about him around school, but never had really seen him surprisingly), but you had recently become friends with Harry, Hermione, and Ron and with being friends with them, you'd have to face the wrath of the Draco Malfoy; and boy or boy did you think he was exactly what your friends had told you he was like, (rude, entitled, cute, cunning, etc.)

🍏 Now you were at an impasse with your heart and your brain, you hated that you thought Draco was cute and you hated how much of a git he was, your thoughts were all over the place; but nothing ever really happened, besides Draco being a little ferret jerk, until the last two years of Hogwarts

🍏 You had been wandering the school, reading a book by Virginia Woolf, when you heard crying... Odd... Ignoring your instincts, you decided to see if you could find this obviously upset person and help them; surprisingly, it was Draco, and in the beginning Draco didn't want or need your help, sympathy, or pity, (in Draco's words)

🍏 Though, somehow, Draco did let down his red brick walls and let you in, and it did help him a lot, you were understanding, you never judged him, and you didn't run away when he told you what good ol' Voldy wanted him to do; when you could, you'd find Draco and spend as much time as you could with him, whether that being studying, eating sour green apples, or just talking... (you both were getting pretty close)

🍏 At the battle, you stood beside Draco, holding his hand tight as his mother called to him, your hand tightened, worried he'd leave and go to the other side, but he stayed; you and Draco's connection was a deep one, you both understood each other and were there for each other, through thick and thin

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[sapphireginger]

Title: Found in the Rain

Pairings: None/Gen Fic [Stiles Stilinski & Original Character]

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Word Count: 

Rating: Teen & Up

Warnings: None

Square Filled: Found Family

Written For: @anyfandomfluffbingo

Summary:

Bo was suddenly wrapped in the human’s arms, his fur nuzzled gently by the human’s nose. Bo tensed but then went pliant. He had never known a nice or kind touch in his entire life.

Little Bo was a three month old German Shepherd puppy whose family dumped him in a cardboard box on the side of the road. That was three days ago, and he was now nearly dying. At least it felt like he was. Bo could hear the big boxes go by growling at him as they passed. He could smell other aminals nearby and whimpered when some of them got too close. So far, he wasn’t as bad off as he expected to be. 

Then on night number four, the wet stuff fell from the sky and soaked him completely. He whined at the chilly stuff coating his muddy fur and rested his head between his paws. He was so tired. 

🌧️✨🐾✨🌧️

Right when the bright circle was highest and fullest, a noise startled Bo awake. He didn't know what it was but listened closely as a grunt soon followed a smack. Then Bo heard another loud sound before a dark box growled and went away. Bo was confused and scared but when he peeked out of the hole in his box, he saw something on the ground. The whimpers and soft crying from the thing made Bo really sad. Slowly he crawled out of his box and towards the thing. As he got closer, he discovered the thing was actually an older human with tears in its eyes. They were very pretty eyes and should not be full of tears. 

The human glanced at him and started to cry harder. Bo was suddenly wrapped in the human’s arms, his fur nuzzled gently by the human’s nose. Bo tensed but then went pliant. He had never known a nice or kind touch in his entire life. 

From that night on, Bo never slept in the box again. The human took him home, bathed him and gave him everything he needed. The only thing that was hard for the young pup was being alone. He sneaked into the human’s room and whimpered softly, pawing at the bed. 

A soft grunt sounded, before pretty eyes looked over the edge of the bed. When the human sighed, Bo figured he was in trouble. He backed up but didn’t get far before he was scooped up and settled on the human’s bed. 

“It’s okay little one. I don’t like being alone either but neither of us are now. Okay? You have me and I-I have you.”

Bo tilted his head, not fully understanding the words but the tone and the emotions of the human told him enough that he was comfortable curling up on the human’s stomach with a soft woof sound. 

Every day was spent together just Bo and his human. Bo got his very own collar with a tag the next day and he had to get spiky things from a weird human with no fur on his head, but it was okay. His human kept petting him and telling him, “Good boy!” over and over again. 

The longer Bo lived with the human the more he realized how truly alone the man was. No one ever came by, and Bo wondered why that was. He saw his human talking on a weird thing that looked like a toy, but the human would always be more upset after those talks. Bo would comfort him and lick his cheeks until he smiled again. Bo looked after his human in every way he could.

🌧️✨🐾✨🌧️

One night his human had to run into town and Bo was left in charge. The only light was the big bright circle in the sky and there was suddenly a loud crash. Bo snarled and woofed at the sound. He was in charge, and he ran at the intruder with his teeth bared. He managed to bite the bad human’s arm before he was flung to the side and hit his head on the wall. 

He didn’t move again until his human got him, and he started whimpering. His human was frozen in shock at the evidence of a break in. “Bo?” he called out. “BO?!?!” 

The pup let out a soft howl and immediately his human was there carefully scooping him up. “I'm so sorry sweet boy. This is my fault. You got hurt and it’s my-m-my fault.”

Bo did not like his human being sad and gently licked at the salty wetness until it was all gone. Bo cared about his human a lot. He wondered if it was love. The pup did love his human and knew his human loved him too. It was something he never doubted once, since the night the human saved him and brought him in from the wet stuff. He was warm, safe, content, happy, and home. 

Their life changed that night. They moved to a different small box in the forest, and it was just for them. Bo got a new collar after his other one was ruined because of the bad human. 

It took a while to heal but his little body fought hard, and he was soon playing with even more enthusiasm than before. The green stuff was so fun to play in and there was so much space to play. He and his human spent hours every day playing outside. 

Bo was more protective of his human as well, especially from those little aminals who chittered at him until he chased them up a tree. He woofed happily and trotted home to his human. 

Everything was perfect and Bo’s favorite thing was cuddling in the sun on the cool grass with his human under the big tree in the forest. Bo had a family and sure it was small and only had the two of them but that was more than enough for the pup. Before the night in the wetness, Bo had no one and neither did his human but now, they had each other. They’ll never be alone. Bo was right about them never ever being alone ever again.

🌧️✨🐾✨🌧️

After living with his human for a little over a year, Bo began to understand the human’s words more. Even as the ones who grew alongside them, passed on and more were born, neither Bo, nor his human did the same. 

That was how Bo learned about sparkles and that his human was very special. His pretty eyes got even prettier when the sparkles happened. Soon, Bo began to feel funny when his human’s eyes sparkled. His tail would wag, as he barked and one day, he did sparkles all by himself. It was something that had him preening when his human clapped and laughed.

Then, after a little over a century with his human, neither of them aging a moon and sun, Bo knew everything there was to know about the human. He knew about the human's family and how they went away for good. He knew about what happened the night that united them. He knew that he was so very special because he could do the things his human could do. His human told the pup that Bo was a familiar.

Bo gave his human lots of cuddles and snuggles after that. His favorite thing that he learned about his human was that he was named Stiles, but Bo was told by the human that Stiles’s mama called him Mischief. Bo likes that better. It fits his human perfectly.

[reniqt]

6:32 AM — N.RK ❕#CL★︎UDS ⌗

✩ ׅ ֹ 𓈒֢ ##TIMESTAMP . . .🐾🥄 friend!riki x f.reader. ◦ g; fluff, sky watching

“Why the hell are you looking at me like that?”

He snorts.

“Like what?”

Your friend, Nishimura Riki, adjusts himself on one side of his body, his elbow bent beneath his temple for support as he intentionally and continuously taps a finger onto the grass.

A smile begins to creep into his lips. “It’s just funny seeing you so cranky in the morning.” Laughed he, cracking into bits of laughter at the hard glare he received.

“Well, you’re the one who forced me awake at six am.” You reminded, emphasizing the last two words as you pierced your eyes into the boy. “Just to go sky gazing.”

A shrug slips off his shoulders. “Well, true, and true.” Riki chuckles, shifting his gaze towards the sky full of stars. It amazed him each time how unreal they looked from afar.

“..They’re pretty, aren’t they?”

You nod, a sigh escaping you. “They’re so lucky.”

Your words seem to catch your friend’s attention, causing the male to glance at you once more.

“Hm? What for?”

“Well, everyone gets to see their beauty everyday.” You dreamily say, laying back down only to get a better view.

“They’re bright, pretty, and eye-catching.” You calmly stated, hands behind your head as you begin to feel your lips curve. “How can I not be jealous?”

Thats when you felt a gentle shove apply onto your elbows.

“Are you really comparing yourself to a star? Are you serious?” Riki chokes on laughter, watching as pinkness formed across your cheeks.

“Listen, y/n,” He began, dropping the elbow beneath him whilst allowing his head to rest onto the grass. “You’re pretty too.” Hummed the boy, his eyes fluttering shut.

He smiles.

“You’re the most brightest, prettiest, eye-catching person I know.”

Riki’s words seem to make your face turn pale, speechless from how unexpected it was.

It, unknowingly, seems to make your heart race at the thought, fighting the urge to turn your head.

But you did anyways, expecting to find him staring at you but was met eyes with Riki’s sleeping figure beside you instead.

Oh, fuck, did he look so cute.

“..Riki?” You meekly whisper, eyes locked onto how comfortable the boy looked beside you. It instinctively makes you grin at the sight, adjusting your position to mirror his.

You found yourself staring at the figure across from you, watching as his repeated snores began to follow his quiet breaths that manage to escape his slightly opened lips.

You hold yourself back from giggling, fingers reaching for a loose strand to tuck behind his ear, your hand beginning to crawl it’s way beneath his chin.

You tilted it towards you.

“And you’re the most cutest, childish, idiot I know.”

© reniqt — all rights reserved

plist: @enhacolor @certainyouthpeanut @hiqhkey

[keanureevesisbae]

tales of love - years later

Vision impaired!Syverson x Molly Sweet (asian ofc)

Summary: Axel gives us a little update on how things are going with Sy and Molly. (yes i wrote a chapter from a dog's pov 😂)

Warnings: None

Wordcount: 545

A/N: And this was the end of a short but sweet little series with vision impaired!Sy. Writing this truly broadened my horizon writing wise and I enjoyed it so much. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did 😘

Masterlist // tales of love masterlist //

My humans are happy. They have been happy for quite some time now, I realize, however now it’s different. A lot happened after my Molly moved in. They got married (and I was the ring bearer - I’ll leave my email address at the bottom of this post, because you can hire me for your wedding. I’m well behaved and an excellent ring bearer according to the many humans who attended the wedding) and we spend a lovely honeymoon in the Bahama’s. 

While the humidity wasn’t very nice for my fur (nor for my Molly’s hair, as that frizz became quite untamable), it was nice to be somewhere else. New scents, new people, new impressions.

And once we got back from our honeymoon, life continued on, however my Molly quit her job as a secretary and works as a barista in the cafe my humans had their first date at. It’s better for her, because now she’s happy.

 Truly happy.

In hindsight, I am happy the man with the odor harassed us that day, because without my Molly, I don’t know how my human would’ve been. I bet he wouldn’t be as happy as he is now. In the years I had been working closely with him and he was the only human around in the house, I had grown accustomed to this lone wolf. But he has flourished since my Molly came around. 

And I thank her every day for that. 

A few months after the wedding, I noticed some changes. My Molly started to smell a bit different and I felt this need to protect her and her little cub she had in her stomach. And then the tears came, when she realized she was with child (took them both quite a while to figure it out, but hey, you can’t be good at anything, like yours truly). My human was happy. Scared, sure, but also very happy. 

Nights were spend on the couch, my human talking to my Molly’s stomach, pressing kisses on it. They were kinda goofy (and with them, I mean my human, because he is a mushy mess).

And now, I have three humans in my pack. My first human, my Molly and their little cub named Sawyer Syverson. Sawyer is really sweet and he likes to cuddle with me, just like I enjoy cuddling with him. Besides, whenever he ate something, there are tons of left overs for me to gulp down, which makes him almost my favorite human (though it’s impossible to choose between three lovely humans). 

He is now around two and a half years old and sleeps by himself in a big boy bed, but I accompany him when I sense he has a bad dream or is scared, by jumping in the bed with him and letting him curl up against me. 

While I am definitely growing older and my retirement is near, I do not worry. Not in the slightest, because I know for a fact my humans would never let me go. Sure, a new young one will probably take over my work, but I have my home here. 

Forever and ever.

And these, my fellow furry friends, were the tales of love of my humans. I hope you enjoyed them.

- Axel the guide dog 🐾

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𝙖/𝙣: BWAHAHAH IM BACKKKK 😈😈😈 hope you guys like this one

𝙩/𝙬: pirate!au, mentioned minsung ehhe

𝒍𝒆𝒆: jisung

𝙡𝙚𝙧: minho

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𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞? 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐛s 🐾

Jisung groaned quietly. His back was killing him, who knew hiding in a barrel was so bone-snappingly painful? 

He needed to execute this correctly. One wrong move and it’s all over. 

Earlier, Jisung had noticed a group of pirates near the dock, and watching greedily at the amount of gold and food they were stocking up on, he had the golden idea of sneaking onto their ship. 

With his luck, he’d be able to convince them he was a member of the crew already, and manage to make away with said gold and food. Pirates were supposed to be ugly, dumb brutes, weren’t they?

Jisung felt his barrel hit the ground with a rather painful thud, and after assuring that there was no one around, he popped out the top and crawled out, wincing when his back cracked from the movement. 

He just had to mingle with the crew. Shouldn’t be too hard, right? 

Hannie gasped as he heard two voices behind him. 

“Oh, and then he—” A boy with pretty puppy-like visuals paused right in the middle of his sentence, and Jisung had to bite his tongue before he dropped to his knees in front of the man. 

He immediately snatched back the comment he had thought about pirates being ugly and dumb. 

The boy next to the first one had a sharp jawline and narrowed eyes, which were currently looking him up and down. 

“Are you…the new crew member?” The first boy asked. 

“Um…yes.” Jisung replied, eyes widening. 

“Well, then come with us. We’re gonna go eat.” The second boy caught him around the wrist and dragged him down the stairs to a room. 

Instead of a bunch of smelly, unhygienic pirates Jisung had expected, he was suddenly face to face with a bunch of frankly, really handsome men. Well, that beats that stereotype at least. 

The man who Jisung assumed to be the captain stood up, smiling gently at him. “Ah, you must be the new member.” He walked over and took Jisung’s hand in his. The stowaway noticed how small the man's hand was. “I’m Minho, the captain of this ship.”

“I’m Jisung.” Jisung finally looked at the man’s face, and his breath was almost literally taken away from him. “Wow…you’re pretty.” He mumbled aloud. 

Minho grinned at him. “I can hear you, sweet thing.” 

Jisung felt blood rush to his face in astonishing quickness. “O-Oh, I'm sorry...It’s just—” 

“No, no, don't apologize, it's okay. But I do have to give you the proper welcome, so follow me, please.” 

“Ooof, new guy? Good luck, dude.” A boy with long, blonde hair shouted. 

Jisung felt his blood go cold. ‘What welcome? I don’t know how to do anything…’

After some walking, they entered a room in the underside of the deck. 

Minho sat him at the edge of an extravagant bed Jisung could only assume was his. His eyes widened in fright. 

Minho suddenly darted his arms towards the boy, and he flinched, throwing his hands over his face and breathing in heavily. 

Until he felt hands cup his cheeks. “Hey, hey, I’m not gonna hurt you, sweet thing.” Minho reasssured in a low voice. “Don’t be scared.”

Jisung felt bad. So bad. He had practically fallen in love with the captain of a ship he was never supposed to be on, just cause he couldn’t handle his greed. He had to fix this.

“Um…Captain?” Jisung looked up at him. 

“Call me Minho. You’re cute, so you get special privileges.” Minho smiled his cute smile and booped Jisung’s nose. 

“Minho…uh—Can I be honest? You won’t…hurt me?” Jisung stuttered. When the older nodded, he continued. “Um…I….snuck on here. Onto this ship…I never wanted to hurt you or anything, I swear!!” Jisung babbled on in a panic, frantically squeezing his own shirt hem. 

He felt a lump in his throat and everything felt overwhelming. Jisung didn’t know why he felt the need to please this man, he just needed to. 

Jisung heard the older tsk, and he suddenly began to sob, feeling as though he had disappointed him. 

Minho’s eyebrows furrowed, and he mentally slapped himself for being so stupid. “Hey…hey, please don’t cry, darling. I’m not mad.” He cupped the younger’s cheeks again. 

“You…y-you aren’t?” Jisung looked up at him with watery eyes, pink lips in a small pout. Minho was startled at the sudden and frankly, very strong urge to kiss them until they were red and swollen. 

“No…no, but I still have to give you a proper welcome into our crew.” Minho decided his little welcome would be the best way to cheer the younger up. 

After instructing the boy to lay on his bed, Minho reassured Jisung that nothing would hurt before suddenly flopping on top of the boy and grabbing his arms, to which Jisung screamed and thrashed underneath the older. 

Minho rolled his eyes. Jisung was still convinced he was gonna hurt him. Luckily, Jisung was small, small enough that he was easily able to overpower him and slip his hands through the metal fastening on top of his headboard and tighten it. 

Jisung yelled when Minho managed to stick one foot into bottom strap, and he gave up when the other went in on the other side, knowing he couldn’t escape. 

Jisung whimpered when the older slid a leg around his hip, sitting comfortably on his lower belly. The weight was comfortable. 

Min reached down and suddenly…pulled Jisung’s shirt up? 

“H-Hey, what are you gonna—AH!!” He squealed when a finger dipped in his belly button for a second. 

“You’ll see.” Minho smirked, scribbling a hand up Jisung’s very stretched out side. 

Jisung squeaked and tried to angle away from the hand, even though he knew he was completely immobile. His eyes widened in horror. ‘No, he wouldn’t.’

‘Would he?’

Minho, meanwhile popped a bottle of baby oil, pouring some right into Jisung’s belly button and watching him flinch, and spreading more along the boy’s sides. 

Fingers gently traced along his sides, and Jisung threw his head back, a high-pitched whimper escaping him before he sealed his lips. 

“Hmmm…you’re trying so hard, aren’t you?” Minho mused, moving towards the center of Jisung’s belly and watching the corner of his lips upturn slightly. 

“Mmmhmhm…” Was the response the older recieved. 

“Oh?” Minho noticed a tiny smile on the Jisung’s face, eyes squeezed shut. He looked adorable. “Is the tickling too much? Is the lil baby about to break?~” He teased in a baby voice, clawing up and down Hannie’s sides in the most gentle movements. 

Jisung let out a strangled noise at the change in ministrations, twisting side to side and kicking his legs frantically behind Minho. 

“I know you’re ticklish, just break already and let’s make it enjoyable for the both of us.” Minho groaned. 

Jisung stubbornly shook his head, impressed with himself at how long he was holding out. 

“Let’s try and get some laughter, yeah?” And a finger was swirling on the outer rim of his belly button. 

Jisung snapped his eyes open with a loud squeal just as it went into the sensitive button, twisting as loud cackles rang around the room. “NOOHOHOHOO!!” He shrieked. 

“Awe, finally! Your laugh is adorable~” Minho smiled fondly at the squirming boy. 

Jisung tensed and pulled at his restraints, desperately bucking away from the finger but failing. “YOUHU CAHAHAHANT!! Please please—CAPTAIN!!” Jisung screamed, the fingers slipping up his shirt and finding the skin of his underarms. 

“Nonono…I said you can call me Minho. Didn’t you listen?” 

Jisung shook his head desperately, kicking out behind the older. 

“No?” Minho frowned, moving his hands back to Hannie’s lower belly. 

“AGH!!” Minho flinched. 

“StahahaaaHAHAAAHAHAAA!!” Jisung dissolved into more messy laughter.

“Awhhh, the little baby can’t handle it?” Minho cooed, and Jisung hated the way his face burned a bright red. 

“Shuhuhut AHAAHAHAHAP!!” He screamed, tugging at Minho’s restraints. 

“How informal, don’t you think?” Minho mused, grinning evilly as he undid the rest of Jisung’s cloak buttons. 

“Noho…no….please—CAPTAIN!!” Jisung cried when more oil was spread along his armpits. 

Minho tsked. “I said, call. Me. Minho.” 

Fingers scribbled everywhere, over Jisung’s armpits, along his rib cage, his belly and sides. 

The room exploded into sound, boisterous squeals and cute squeaks, along with the loudest begging in between laughter that Minho had ever heard. 

“PLEASE PLEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!! MIHINHO PLEASE NOHO—!!” Jisung arched his back. It was unbearable, too much. 

“You’re so ticklish, it’s actually insane.” Minho hummed. “So, you wondered onto here, but now I’m gonna ask you something.” He casually asked, fingers only continuing their torturous movements that seemed to have Han in stitches. 

“OKAAAHAHAHAY!!”

“Will you stay with me? With us?” Minho paused. 

Jisung caught his breath, eyes sparkling with tears. “Wha…Whahat??” 

“Please?” 

Jisung shook his head. “wahait…I cahahant—STAHAHAHAAAAHAHA!!” He tensed with a scream when the cruel tickling only continued. 

“Hmmm…I’m gonna have to break you some other way…” Minho reached his hand back and squeezed around Han’s thigh with one hand, reveling in the howl of laughter poor Jisung let out. “Bad spot?”

He continued tickling with one hand, reaching into his bedside drawer with the other and pulling a hook out. 

Jisung’s eyes widened at the sight. The end was…dull. 

“Everyone I’ve tried this on have broken immediately, and I’m sure you’ll break too.” Minho slipped it onto his hand. “Every pirate needs their hook, hm?” 

He dangled it righttt over Jisung’s belly button, and the younger’s eyes widened when he realized what the captain had in mind. 

“Wait-wait-wait…Minho please…please don’t. I really can’t take anything in there!” Jisung sucked his tummy away from the tool, anticipation welling up in his stomach. “I’ll seriously die! Nono—NO!!”

Minho dipped it into the button, scratching around with the blunt tip as poor Jisung fell apart completely, emitting a high pitched wail before descending into loud, screechy cackles, tears spilled down his cheeks, and Minho smiled fondly at him. 

“All it took was a little tiny tip to make you lose~” 

“PLEHEHEHEHEHEASSEEE!! MIHIHIHINHOOOO!! I CAHAHAAHANT TAKE ITT!! AGH—STOP MOHOHOVING!!” Jisung pleaded, muscles tending rapidly as he frantically screamed. 

“Nowww…will you stay or do I have to use this on your ribs too?” 

“PLEHEHEHEHEASE!! IHIHIHILL STAHAHAHAY!! I PROHOHOMISEE!!” Jisung was plunged into silent laughter. Minho slowly let up. 

“Fine, fine. Poor baby.” Minho cooed, unbuckling the restraints and wiping the boy’s hot tears. 

Jisung preened at the attention, sighing contentedly when a small kiss was placed to his nose. 

“We’ll set up your room and stuff later, right now, just…stay with me?” Minho gave him a hopeful expression. 

“Okay…Will I be safe here?” Jisung asked with a small worried expression. 

“I’ll protect you with my life. After all, that’s my duty as your captain.“

[stormblessed95]

Wolfsong Quotes I Love 🐾🌈

Pack Pack Pack!

The author today just announced that the book is finally being released in Hardcover with brand new cover art! And I'm excited, so I sharing some of my favorite quotes from the book! Will possibly (probably) include spoilers, so beware of that if it bothers you! I just adore this book though. I really love all things werewolves in the paranormal world and this pack is just all queer. Lol which is amazing!! And our Main Character for book 1 is equal parts badass and total disaster panic bisexual lol. Also forewarning, that while I love these books, they won't be for everyone and there some trigger warnings to be observed and some choices made that some people probably will find detract from the overall story a lot. So just look into it to make sure its something you'd want to read as well.

Panic Bisexual behavior out in full force in these first quotes because I legitimately giggle every time reading these:

“Hi,” I said. My voice was much deeper than it’d ever been before. “I’m Ox. Oxnard. Call me Ox.” I tried to pose against a 2007 Chevy Tahoe but I slipped and skinned my elbow. I pulled myself back up. “Or Oxnard. Whatever.” “Oh boy,” Rico said. “This is so awkward to witness. We should save him. Or leave.” No one saved me. Or left. “Hi, Ox,” Jessie said. “It’s nice to meet you.” She grinned and it was a mischievous thing with a hint of teeth. My mouth went dry because her lips were pretty and so were her eyes, and I thought, Well, that’s just fine. “You… ah. You too?” “Maybe Ox can show you around school next week when you start,” Chris said. I dropped a socket wrench on my foot."

"He turned and grinned at me, and it was Joe, but it was Joe. So, naturally, that’s when I walked into the side of the house. The tomatoes in my hands crushed against me. My head hit the wood siding and I thought, Oh shit. I stepped back from the house. Bits of tomato fell onto the grass. Dammit. I felt my face flushing as I looked back at the Bennett brothers. They all stood there, watching me with concerned expressions on their faces. “What the hell?” Carter asked. “You know there is a house right there? It’s been there. Pretty much for forever.”

"Joe took another step toward me and he had pecs. He had a chest that was just… it was just very nice and it gave me ideas and I said, “Whoa there, cowboy,” and kicked myself internally for such bullshit. “What’s at your house?” Joe asked, and that motherfucker started sniffing the air. “Ox,” Carter said. “Your heartbeat is going crazy.” Stupid fucking werewolves. And Joe was standing right there. With muscles. “To change!” I shouted and all three took a step back. I lowered my voice. “I have to… change. My shirt.” I pointed at it. “Tomatoes and houses don’t mix. Ha-ha-ha.”“I still have no idea what is happening,” Kelly said."

"And so was Joe. Sitting at our kitchen table. Wearing dress pants, a dress shirt. And a bow tie. Which, unbeknownst to me, turned out to be one of my greatest weaknesses. I walked into the kitchen door at the sight of that."

Fanart from oblivionsdream

“It’s always the ones who are the quietest who often have the greatest things to say."

"But I swear to god, if you choose me, I will make sure that you know the weight of your worth every day for the rest of our lives because that’s what this is. I am going to be a fucking Alpha one day, and there is no one I’d rather have by my side than you. It’s you, Ox. For me, it’s always been you.”

“My future,” Joe said, “is Ox.” Ah god, that made me ache. “Is that so?” Mom asked. “How do you figure?”“He’s really nice,” Joe said seriously. “And smells good. And he makes me happy. And I want to do nothing more than put my mouth on him.”“Ah well,” Thomas said. “We tried.”“He’s our little snowflake,” Elizabeth told him. “You want to what?” I asked Joe incredulously. He winced. “I didn’t mean to say it like that.” He was sweating much more heavily now as he looked back at my mother. “I want to court your son.”

“Your first mistake was underestimating me. My pack. I may be human, but I run with wolves.”

"Oh my god, Ox, your life is like those shitty sparkly vampire movies. That I’ve never seen and don’t like at all, shut up.”

"You can plan for life, but life always has plans of its own."

"I googled “what to do when your future werewolf mate / boyfriend /best friend courts you and brings you a dead rabbit.” First, there was a lot of porn. Then I found a recipe for Maltese rabbit stew. It was delicious. The stew, not the p*rn. The p*rn was weird."

"You don’t get to decide what you’re worth because you obviously don’t know. You don’t get to decide that anymore because you have no fucking idea that you’re worth everything."

"Pinecones, candy canes, epic and awesome"

Fan art by gabriella bujdoso

And honestly book 2 I think is even better with Gordo and Mark. And book 3 and book 4 are great too! Again, there are choices made in this book that are CHOICES. Lol so just make sure you read your trigger warnings, which I'll include here

[fluffy-ami]

Aaaaaa you already know I'm gonna ask for some Benny's Adventure Team hcs!

Bennett and Razor are my absolute most favorite duo, so I'm happy for hcs on one or both of them, or whatever you feel comfortable doing!

A/N: BENNY'S ADVENTURE TEAM, ASSEMBLE-

Bennett 🔥

Okay-okay-okay, but in the first paragraph I must say how much I love these two. I love them babies 💖

Imma start with everyone's favourite unfortunate boy :0

The community almost made it canon that the dads from the Adventurers' guild tickled our little boy Benny to hiccups when he was little. Imma cry again.

And yes, of course I must say that he absolutely loves tickles, everyone shut up, I'm a total tickle trash, okay?

I like to think that Bennett's worst spots are his tummy, hips, ribs and feet (he's a walking tickle spot, we all know that)

HE CAN'T HANDLE TEASES AND BABY-TALK, HE'LL JUST SQUEAL

The sweetest laugh °cheff kiss°

Bennett is usually the one who starts tickle fights all the time, but it's so hard for him to get the upper hand, poor baby... Though sometimes Razor or traveller let him have his fun. Just a little bit. And then get wrecked, little one

Yes, Benny likes playful tickles, but not so many people know about it. He told Fischl, traveller, and, of course, Razor, but the poor baby was so embarrassed and scared that people would think he's weird...

...But after they said that this is absolutely normal, cute even, Bennett felt relieved. Cheer-up tickles for Benny became a thing after that. Sometimes he'll even shyly ask for tickles himself.

Bennett probably has a lot of scars from his “sometimes-not-so-lucky adventures”, but please, someone, just gently trace them with your fingers, please kiss his little scars playfully (he'll melt), please tell Benny that he's beautiful and he's loved-

He definitely snorts when someone raspberries his tummy.

He actually likes tickling others (when his luck lets him, of course), chasing his friends, running around, wiggling his fingers and giggling adorably, Bennett is a really cute little tickle monster!

He's really good at finding other people's worst tickle spots though, so you have to be careful!

Bennett will never push past your limits, he'll give you a break or stop completely, as soon as you ask him to (aosospdfjejw, he's actually like “A-are you okay?” every two minutes, I love this baby)

Razor 🐾

CUTE PUPPY-BOY LET'S GOOOOOO-

Okay, Razor didn't even know what tickling really is, until he met Bennett.

“Have you ever been tickled before?”

“When lupical lick Razor... it feels funny. Is that "tickle"?”

THE BABYYYYY, MY HEART

I think his worst spots are his underarms, ribs, neck and ears. He's not as sensitive as Benny of course, but still very ticklish in any spot~

The sensation was so unusual to him when Bennett fully tickled him for the first time, Razor asked so many questions, making the other boy hella flustred XD

When Bennett told Razor that he liked tickling, the wolf-boy was like: “Oh, Razor likes it too!.. Is it bad?.. Bennett's face is burning...”

Sometimes Razor's own hair brushes against his neck, and he starts scrunching up his shoulders and shaking his little head like a puppy-

HE'S REALLY TICKLISH UNDER HIS CHIN IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY–

Razor is pretty good at holding his reactions in, he has those quiet but hella cute giggles!

Razor loves going “Tickle hunting”. He just sneaks up on °literally any character Razor knows here°, jumps on them and wrecks them. Cute little boi. (I believe that it would happen in the Apple Archipelago arc, Razor just playfully attacking everyone he sees and chasing them is just akdhejsmow- IMAGINE POOR DILUC THO LMAO-)

Don't try using Razor's methods on him, the wolf-boy will hear you even if you're meters away and trying to be as quiet as possible. Bennett tried, believe me.

Razor definitely uses nibbles and nuzzles while tickling Benny (works wonders btw-)

Sometimes Razor starts licking at Bennett's little cuts to stop the blood, and poor boy is like: “Hohow many times I've tohold you–!”

[alteridolriley]

NEW SANDERS SIDES SPOILERS BUT OH MY GOD

- Roman and Patton giving Thomas so many nicknames and wanting to make a video I'M SCREAMING

- I'm already DOING IT VIRGIL!?!?!

- Microsoft Nerdddddddd

- Logan insulting Roman and being so happy and nerdy at his comment and OH MY GOSH I'M DYING AT HOW HAPPY LOGAN IS

- Double dog dad joke Hahahahahaha thank you Virgil

- I'M SO GLAD LOGAN LIKED HIS SWEATER BC I WAS WEARING HIS WHILE WATCHING 💙💙💙

- Roman's reaction to Virgil wearing his sweater oh my goodness Roman looked so freaking proudddddd

- Logan and Patton making A DAD JOKE TOGETHER OH MY GOSH AHHHHHHHH 💙💛

- awwwwwww poor Thomas. He needs a sweater someone design him one please I felt so bad 😭😭😭😭

- ViRgIL mAdE HiMsELF SwEAter PAWSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S SO CUTE I'M DYING 🐾

- Virgil loving A Christmas Carol yes please thank you thank you!!

- CANON THAT IT'S VIRGIL'S FIRST CHRISTMAS I'M CRYING

- Poor Patton can't catch silly bby

- ALL OF THE SIDES ON THE SCREEN AT THE SAME TIME I AM DEAD DYING I'VE PASSED ON AND THEN BEEN REBORN TO WATCH THEM SING AHHHHHH

- also total side note that they're divided by left brain and right brain aka my otps I'm dying rn holy shit

- DUCK OUT / QUACK!!!

- 5 name reveals??? HINT HINT??? WHAT????

- Logan's scarf is adorable

- Incredible sulk 😂😂😂

- Poor Roman changing lyrics hahahahaha

- LOGAN RAP YES PLEASE

- FIVE FALSEHOODS hahahahahahaha and actually I'm pretty sure he's said falsehood 5 times throughout the series I'm dying at the accuracy

- LOGAN CAN SING HE CAN SING HE LOVES CROFTERS SO MUCH HE WILL SING ABOUT IT

- awwwww Roman is so upset 😢 I actually feel kinda bad. Yeah the line was not that great but man Thomas and Logan just immediately tear it apart. I'm glad Patton was there to be a mediator...

- Logan convincing Roman he can come up with a more creative line 😭

- Roman's right handed?!?!?!?!

- "An emo whose now our best friend" brb guys I'm crying again

- "aww you love us, shut up" Patton you speak for me!! Get over it Virgil you love them

- who's our true love? who was giving us those things? LOGAN WAS REFERRING TO US BECAUSE THOMAS ASKED US ON TWITTER OUR FAVORITE INSIDE JOKES FROM THE SERIES I'M SCREAMING

- I feel like while Roman acts like he didn't really think like Thomas when it came to the true meaning of Christmas I think he did but he's trying to not be mushy silly boy

- Virgil referencing A Christmas Carol again yesssssss

- SECRET SANTA SECRET SANTA SECRET SANTA

- awww Logan so adorable with the gift card for Virgil... look at Virgil's face I'm crying he's so happy but immediately brushes it off

Look at his face he's like can't show happy so it changes. He's so not used to gifts poor BBY

- ROMAN WROTE A SELF INSERT FOR LOGAN ABOUT SHERLOCK HOLMES I'M DYING

- Patton does like to cook!! Pasta!! Haha also it shows here that the sides do eat normally bc how would he have made it???

- Roman eating the pasta... so cute.

- ViRgIL mAdE a CaRd for PATTON???? AND IT'S A MISLEADING COMPLEMENT??? I LOVE HIM

- Look at the relief on this child's face when Patton says he likes the card I'm so happy for him I just wanna scoop him up in a big ol hug 💜

- Logan is cuddling the story. He is cuddling the story and hugging it and I am crying.

- hahaha Patton got Logan on the dad jokeeeee

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TL;DR -- THIS WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT OF MY LIFE AND I'M GONNA WATCH IT 750000 MORE TIMES 😈🤖🐶🌟