#I hate and love this birdman

[skyesilva24]

felt silly *makes new header* (tucks a lock of hair behind ear)

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

[pirateboy]

MANNIE FRESH I LOVE YOU MANNIE FRESHHH <33333

[a-twistedheartslonging]

IM LOVING UR NONHUMAN AU.

Do you think Crowley would be protective of us? Maybe fend off the beasties that try to court us?

That's a cute thought.

Realistically, Crowley is a dick that often leaves the protagonist to fend for their self and pushes them to take care of dangerous stuff that they really shouldn't have to.

But on the other hand…hehe birb dad.

One of the reasons he avoids us is because of the whole us “wanting a way home thing.”

Imagine his surprise when you tell him you would rather stay. Maybe you don't have a family, maybe the family you have is horrible, or maybe it's because our world is a polluted mess with a cruddy economy. Regardless it means he doesn't have to (pretend) to put in the work of sending you home. 

Well, as long as there's a place for you to stay that is. He is sort of your guardian and it would be in the best interest of himself and the entire school if you stayed.

Now a thing I like to think about…this man is likely lonely. I mean, a lot of people don't like the guy. (for good reason) The students and teachers are tired of his shit, though he and Trien seem to be homies and have tea together, the guy’s cat still hates him. Crowley also doesn't have a mate or any hatchlings waiting at home for him.

Combine the guilt trip of having nowhere else to go, add his loneliness, and then butter the guy up. I would say you have a good chance of getting him attached.

Imagine he sees you heading his way and is about to screw off cuz he doesn't want to deal with whatever thing you need to get fixed or have to complain about, you catch the sleeve of his coat before he can, and so he braces himself. But instead of asking him for something or scolding him you simply ask him about his day and how he's doing.

Birdman is shook.

Bit by bit the tasks and chores he gives you are ones where you'll be around him or he’ll randomly pop in to check in on you while doing them. Soon you end up being the preferred person for making and bringing him his tea. He pretends to nap on his office couch while you do his paperwork. May even ask you to help him file his claws on occasion. If it wasn't so dire for you to take care of things at the school he would be half tempted to bring you along on one of his vacations. If you give him anything it's going on his desk and he will brag about it to anyone who enters his office.

His cheap ass isn't going to spoil you but he will bring you small gifts. Usually the random shiny thing and small souvenir from his trips away. You might start finding loose feathers around Ramshackle and more crows around who also bring small things.

He starts thinking up plans for you to stay on as official faculty of the school once graduating. Of course, it's only because you are super useful and not because he’ll miss you or anything…

It doesn't really hit him until after he sees one of the teachers getting all father figure-y with you and he gets jealous.

Displeased bird noises.

Even before he started to get attached to you he did keep an eye on you, your easy prey amongst beasts after all, but he does develop a habit of popping in more when a boy happens to show his interest in you…or anytime he thinks someone is trying to sneak in and swipe his unofficial dad role…he does a lot of that with Crewel and Trien in particular.

Still, even with his affection for you, he’s still very much…him and the boys know this. Not long till he finds the more well-off beasty boys in his office offering donations to the school in exchange for certain things. More info about you, making you a member of his dorm, ect. A few have learned that the best thing to butter him up with is to talk about what a kind and generous father figure he is and how lovely it would be for Crowley to give the perfect away on their wedding day.

As a result, he, and probably Grim, are going to nudge you toward certain preferred suitors.

You might end up seeing him and probably grim nudging you towards the more well-off suitors.

[spopsalt]

TW R@PE MENTION

Ya know Stolas stans have some really nerve to call Stella a sexual abuser because her and Stolas slept together when they had to because the only reason they were married was to make a child (Which was literally said in the show) then call Stolas a cute UwU soft gay boy who love Blitz soooo much when he is raping Blitz by coercing him into sleeping with him for the Grimware which Blitz needs for his job AND to make matters worse, Blitz was fighting for his life when he agreed and only seemed to agree to it to get Stolas off the phone. I just really hate that birdman and I just hope people will stop defending him.

[erenspussy420]

Sfw and nsfw headcannons for crewel and Crowley (seperately )? With female reader plz

SFW/NSFW for Crowley and Crewel! Hope you enjoy!

Fem Reader Insert

MDNI 18+ ONLY. Nsfw will be under the read more line.

Sfw: 

Dire Crowley:

This man is cheap, Like expect that during this relationship, however fear not! For he is so humbly gracious to have lavish vacations with you at the expense of the student body.

 Though for my fellow Crowley hoes out there, Crowley can be romantic. Crowley is doing his “best” and honestly it’s kind of endearing how this man flounders at trying his hand at “wooing” you. Expect plucked flowers and shiny things on your pillows, and over the top letters he has stuffed under the door of your room.

True to bird fashion, has attempted to make a nest for you and ngl it is pretty comfy.

He has horrid fashion taste, never let him pick out your clothes.

Crowley absolutely loves it when you stroke his hair, but really melts when you stroke his back, he covers you in his cloak like a bird covers themselves in their wings.

The more time you are with him, the more he trusts you enough to take his mask off. This is a serious matter, he even drops all pretenses of his goofy persona. You’re one of the few people in all of Twisted Wonderland who has seen his full face, that is something he can ever truly be grateful for.

He totally gives you sweet pecks throughout the day, though probably not in front of the students lol. He totally would in front of his staff members, likes to rub it in that he in fact does have an S/O

He totally humble-brags about you.

His hair is actually pretty nice to run your fingers through, and its unfair how nice it is.

Smells like parchment and ink, with a bit like a sharp wind from above. Bury your nose into him, and smell the soft scent of the forest.

Divus Crewel:

HUSBAND MATERIAL

Fuck, okay, he is actually the most reliable man here and competent as hell.

A real gentleman, and pretty respectful of your boundaries. 

A day starts with a morning kiss and ends the night with a goodnight kiss. His mouth was made for kissing and he's the type to kiss you slow but deeply.

This man will spoil you, clothes, dates, a stimulating conversation and he’s genuinely invested in you.

You get to wear his coat and it's so smooth under your hands. You feel fancy as fuck wearing it. Smells like him.

Unfortunately due to his job, and Crowley's malarkey, dates tend to be in between what little time you two can make for yourselves. However, even simple little dates between you feel sweet, and the vacations leave them quite…enthralling.

Honestly, Crewel helps pick out your clothes and upgrades your closet. Will respect your decisions in the end, but low key judges crimes against fashion. *aka Crowley*

Will make anything you want. Man has a binder dedicated to ideas he has for you. Seriously, color coded and seasonal outfits.Strolls through the town with you, fingers laced together. He presses a kiss on your knuckles that make you swoon.

Adores the hell out of dogs, so hopefully you like them too, or else this ain't gonna last long. If there is a dog near by you bet your sweet ass he's gonna pet it. Wait one day, he's gonna show up with a box of puppies and you can't even stop him.

He smells like expensive cologne, a hint of musk, leather and a subtle spice you can't name, but God does it make you wanna bury your nose into his skin. To his displeasure, he can't always get rid of the scent of potions on him. 

Nsfw:

Dire Crowley:

Okay, I'm gonna be super honest with you. I cannot see this is starting, than a hot hate-fucking in his office.

Birdman is submissive.

You're gonna have to pull the reigns here, he does top occasionally and ugh he's pretty good at dirty talk. He's into edging can you even belive the audacity of this man?

If you love marking, recieving or giving, he has lipstick for it you know. Just saying is all.

He has a cute dick, better than he deserves. Its smooth and girthy, and Crowley is pretty pale so is his dick. But his head is cute flushed pink. His balls are sensitive and he loses it if you suck on them.

This relationship started as a hatefuck to a romance

Despite Dire's shady self, he truly does care about you. Wants to make sure your needs are also being meet, having you cum around him, screaming his name makes his wing flutter in pleasure.

Why he is so generous, he's more than willing to surrender himself to you as your toy to use. Tie his hands back and bounce on his cock till his balls are empty and leave him there dirty with his cold cum dripping down his balls.

You have his heart all in a twist when you grab his face to kiss him deeply when he cums in you.

This man has a fucking humiliation kink I just fucking know it. He praises himself too much, but the insults have him leaking crying "yes yes tell me how bad I've been! Spit on me!" Degrade him, step on him, call him useless, just as so long as you remember to reassure him he's still wonderful and that you love him.

Divus Crewel:

This man doms and there is no questioning it.

Dom/sub play have you seen that whip and collar. No way that man doesn't have that kink.

Mod is frothing at the mouth

He isn't into gagging as much as one would expect him too. Oh he totally is into it, but he perfers hearing your moans and pleas unfiltered as you try not to cum agaisnt his orders.

He has a big cock and we all know it. Thick at the base, the head a beautiful red hue, with this thick vein under it that feels good to run your tounge on. Curves slightly to the left. His balls are well rounded, and a bit heavy. Cums comes out pretty thick.

Loves watching you hump his leg to get off, though he might have to punish you to "behave" better.

He has so many toys for you, though getting a dildo of his own cock is a gift in itself and have to work for it. Plays with those vibrator with a remote, watching you squirm trying to find relief by squeezing your thighs as he presses the button for more power.

He's really fantastic with aftercare.

He gives you that hot kiss, tounge sucking when he presses his hips into you, cock hitting the spot that has you rocking into him for more.

He has custom lingerie made for you, the types that make you feel like the sexiest being in the world. This man will fuck the living daylights out of you.

Scratch his scalp,  tug his hair makes him buck relentlessly in you.

[angrelysimpping]

I wonder if you could write about a poly relationship between Kylar, Great Hawk and the pc ? I mean, Great Hawk would love his shy husband alongside his other spouse, Kylar would get to be pampered by two partners, and the pc would be away from the danger of the town but still be living with their loved ones. Everybody win !

Contents: Kylar (he/him); Great Hawk (he/him); Reader (you/your); bit of pregnancy talk and breeding kink; multiple partners

Words: 570

It’s rough going at first.

Kylar doesn’t want to share you, he doesn’t care if the weird birdman is being nice to him and he hates that Great Hawk calls you his spouse! Even if he also calls Kylar his husband, it doesn’t matter! Kylar is supposed to be your husband and only your husband! 

Is somewhat grateful that Great Hawk never forces him to mate. Will go into hysterics if you mate with Great Hawk, though. Even consensually. Especially if consensually. Honestly, will try to attack Great Hawk if he tries anything on you, even if you’re consenting. Kylar has to be on board before anything can truly happen. 

It really helps if you already have Great Hawk’s Stockholm Syndrome. At least then you can kind of act as a mediator between the two. Otherwise, it’ll probably take months for Kylar to warm up to Great Hawk, even after you develop Stockholm Syndrome. 

Kylar comes around so slowly, even he doesn’t fully realize that he no longer hates Great Hawk. 

But, once Kylar starts to soften up to the giant birdman, things start to go much smoother.

One thing is, he never wants you and Great Hawk to have sex without him. He has to be there. Honestly, it’s probably fine by Great Hawk, that just means he gets both of his spouses at once! Is a bit sad if he ever finds you and Kylar having sex without him, though he never states any kind of boundary about it like Kylar does. Kylar is never likely to have sex with Great Hawk without you, even after developing Stalholm Syndrom himself. Only on very rare occasions, such as if Great Hawk has a mating cycle and is clearly in pain from not mating and you won’t be back for a while. 

Great Hawk is pretty much open to anything. Sure, his species usually only have one mate for life but there are exceptions for everything. Now he has two mates for life, who are also mates for life with each other. This especially applies if he scooped you both up at the same time and you didn’t already have Stockholm Syndrome. 

He likes preening you both, but pays special attention to Kylar. The little guy is all dirty when Great Hawk first picks him up and then Kylar is too terrified to bathe for ages in the tower. Even after Kylar becomes more comfortable around Great Hawk and starts bathing in the tower, Great Hawk preens Kylar extra.

You’re getting spoiled, by the way.

Both of your husbands are ready to do anything you ask of them. 

Great Hawk likes bringing you trinkets from the moors. Kylar helps him figure out what would be good things to get and helps decorate you with the gifts Great Hawk brings. 

Great Hwak snatching a sketchbook and pencils for Kylar to draw with, the walls of the tower slowly getting papered with drawings of you, Kylar, and Great Hawk. 

If you can get pregnant, good luck, they both have breeding kinks. 

Kylar has to knock you up first. He has to. Soothes his mind like nothing else. 

Both of them make excellent dads to your offspring, though, regardless of who fathered whom.

Great Hawk is the best dad, and Kylar is doing his best. 

Kylar is so ecstatic and eager to be a father that it kinda makes up for any ineptitude. 

[fuck-yeah-romantica]

The love of my l- Sada. Just, Sada.

Romantica photoshoot

- Position: guitar / bass

- Birthday: april 3 (no there is no year. Being lucky, only ten years later than Karen)

- Zodiac: aries

- Height: 170cm.

- Weight: 53kg.

- Bloodtype: A

- Previous musical projects: ...

Sada's first look, claims Karen Fox, 2004 (look at him. Look at him. L o o k.)

- Favourite bands (Japan): X japan, Baiser, Kuroyume, Shazna, Velvet eden, Art marju duchain, Luna sea, Malice mizer, Moi dix mois, Raphael, Hizaki grace project, Izam, Lareine, Metis Gretel, Sadist, Parasite, S (visual kei era), Syndrome, Phantasmagoria, Jun solo, hide, Anti feminism, Madeth gray'll, Je*reviens, Dir en grey (visual kei era), La:sadie's, Aliene ma'riage, Noir fleurir, Eliphas levi, Noi'x, Missalina rei, Neil, Celestia le ciel, Eze qul, Luinspear, Marry+an+blood, Misery, Orugo/ru, The piass, Loon eye's millye, Verfe gorl, Schwardix marvally, Due le quartz, Kagrra (visual kei era), Da'vid shito:al, Alc A dia, Kar maria, Allegory pill, Lanus dune, Aikaryu, Kamaitachi, Gargoyle, Kuroahega, Sex Android, Angel heart.. and a looot more....

- Favourite bands (Outside Japan): Sex pistols, Specimen, Siouxsie and the banshees, Cinema strange, London after midnight, Heart Throb Mob, Queeny Blast Pop, The devotchkas, The damned, The adicts, Vice Squad (80's), Misfits, The Ramones, Motley crue, Visage, Dead or alive, Boy george, Mayhem, Dana International, The horrorpops, Dick dale, Dead can dance, Karen Fox, She-ra. (Damn that goth strike)

- Favourite Videoclips: Fade to Grey (Visage), Out of fashion (Boy George), Long Hard Road Out Of Hell (Marilyn Manson), Zero (Smashing pumkins), Sad Mask (Velvet eden), Omocha no miisha (Noir fleurir), Metamorphose (Lareine), Gekka No Yasoukyaku (Malice mizer), Sumire september love (Shazna), Sister (Kuroyume), Koi shite kura kura (Izam), Weekend (X japan), Tsuki ni kasamura kumo hana ni kaze (Omnyouza), To.ki.me.ki. (Missalina rei), Sangeki no yoru (Dir en grey), Michi no sora (Psycho le cemu), Hoy no (Entre Rios), Paris (Romantica).

- Hobby: ...

- Interest: Hollow earth, Nazi esoterism (ufo), not official science, comics, manga.

- Personality: dejado (ditzy, out of touch with the surroundings), dreamer.

- Favourite colour: black, violet.

- Ambition: youth.

- Your first love: myself

- Would you like to be in love again?: here I am.

- Romantica in one word: machos (alpha males)

- Favourite phrase: y.. ya no se puede confiar en naides!! -by: shinjidark- (well... Neinbody is to trust!!)

- Favourite book: ...

- Favourite writer: Pierre Boulle, H.P. lovecraft, Julio Verne, John uri lloyd, H.G. Wells, Ray Bradbury, Ellis St. Joseph, Edward Bulwer Lytton.

- Favourite movie: Hedwig and the angry inch, Star wars (original trilogy), Dagon, Glen or glenda.

- Favourite t.v. series: Lost, The outer limits (60's), The twilight zone (50's).

- Favourite politic: Gral. Juan D. Peron.

- Favourite word: ...

- Type of woman liked: Real doll.

- Type of woman disliked: Real women. (Somebody should tell this guys homosexuality isn't the answer to mysoginy... Or maybe it is?)

- Treasured thing: my body.

- Who is your rival: myself

- Favourite anime: NHK ni youkoso!, Neon genesis evangelion, Arbegas (El rayo custodio!), Mononoke hime, Gunnm, Magic knight rayearth, Petshop of horrors, Robotech, Berserk, Gantz.

- Animated series: The smurfs, South park, The simpsons, Batman the animated series, Transformers, Spiderman and his amazing friends, Dino raiders, G.I. Joe, Thundercats, Birdman.

- What did you wanted to be as a child: pope

- What subjet did you like at school: none, I hate school.

- When did you discover music: 14 years old

- Something you always carry with you: Brain.

- Time of the year: autumn

- Where you would like to go: tokyo, inside of hollow earth.

- Who you would like to meet: ...

- What song defines you: sad mask - velvet eden.

- Message to fans: I don't know who you are, but I don't believe you anything!!!.

[takami-takami]

yes yes to everything u said.

i genuinely think ur literally such a good writer like not even just for hawks but for any thing the way u write or see things is just yes chef's kiss. its so true so many people have so many misconceptions about hawks, they love to dumb down him as sad and flirty its as if they only saw two scenes of him and ran with it.. they make him either a extreme pervert (wtf lol?) or "not touchy" also I bet hawks has had a cooking hyperfixation at one point but hawks is actually a really good written character ((most of the time hes just a dude but with a lot of hero training + wings) at first i never liked mha but i have sm appreciation for the characters stories, i hope tumblr doesnt eat this because i sent smth yesterday but i dont know if you got it (it was a fluffy imagine) sorry if u get spammed my phone is shit, i have literally so many random essays abt characters i promise u nobody would be complaining if u analyzed and made essays abt hawks but ur feeding into my addiction of birdman tho😔 point is : you actually see what he actually is lol he isnt stupid he knows what hes getting into.. about getting corrupted from work if that means he can save one more person, he's one of the few characters ive seen written well about lesser of two evils yk? i think thats why hes really likable but also upsetting, when having to do something when they "ask him" when it isnt really a " question"/"ask" its also annoying when people hate him for reasons *(esp with twice stuff)* when he didnt really have a choice under so much pressure and sm consequence.. his personality isnt only just work even though he doesnt get to explore his own likes often i really hope at the end of the manga or whatever he ends up okay cause it would be so tragic if he was a done deal and died or forever trapped in the hero stuff, i havent caught up with the manga i saw some spoilers and now i want too..but even if he does end up um.. :( .. it's okay cause he was still a good written character but he deserves to be in the story still lol

ALSO I DONT KNOW IF THE DOG THING WAS JUST ONE TIME THING BUT IT WOULD BE SO CUTE IF U NAMED HIM/HER and like we all accept the dog as your follower's inside joke and bring it up every once in a while or in other drabbles :) it was so cute ahhhshsh remember to take breaks if you ever need one - have a medal 🥇👺

AAAAAH I APPRECIATE THIS SO MUCH!! I love seeing other people pick apart the bird boy too. I agree mha is like, really fun because of the character stories in particular and there's so much care put into how they write hawks. I AGREE that Hawks hasn't had the oppurtunity to really explore who He is outside of his work, like so much of his identity is tied to that and I think he notices that too? It's part of why he thinks about a society where heroes are bored and have too much time on their hands so much (though I think his primary goal is that he wants to keep the world safe; if heroes have too much free time, that means there's no one that needs saving/help).

I may bring the doggie back!! I'm glad people like him <333

If they kill Hawks I legit will not be okay but I HOPE THEY WON'T TOO!!! HE DESERVES TO THRIVE AND BE HAPPY!!!!!

[zeglythofficial]

R top 4 movies for Letterbox revelead:

-Inside Lewyn Davis (we already knew this)

-Birdman by González Iñarritu

-Oldboy by Park Chan-wook

-I'm not there by Todd Haynes

Honorary mention to Lincoln by Steven Spielberg lmao and 10 things I hate about you

R is truly a cinephile cause excepting Inside Lewyn Davis and 10 Things I hate about you, I never expected her to like any of those other movies she mentioned lmao

I though she was going to say Singing in the Rain or La La Land 💀 anyways she's a Heath Ledger fan we cheered!!

Don’t do my girl R like that LOL. I get what you mean though. But I knew she was true cinephile based on her Lucy Gray analysis and how she spoke passionately in every interview. You can tell she watches a lot of movies, musicals, etc. That’s what made me stan her actually and it’s a shame that people don’t see the cinephile side to her, they only see a chronically online person.

And I saw a comment on Reddit a while back that praised her interviews for Shazam and the source basically said she was the only one who took the interviews seriously and knew extensively Greek mythology. R reads, studies and knows her role! If she tweeted more about movies, people would know how smart she is! I genuinely love her break downs of films. It’s crazy how many fans she gained recently because of her TBOSAS interviews and how many she lost because of her twitter :( it’s not fair at all tbh. I can see why some people haven’t warmed up to her. If you only knew her from Twitter then 😬

She had the Star Wars fandom in a temporary chokehold a few months ago because she knew the comics and certain knowledge on the beloved characters! They put aside their hate to give her a pat on the back for a week LOL. Do you know how hard it is to make Star Wars fanboys praise you? And they have her credit! I need more of that R, less of the one who have now :)

[fa1rysugar]

Introduction + Rules/Character List

Hi! My name is Lyev (Pronounced Levi, just spelled weird). I use They/Them/Theirs pronouns. If you don't understand how to use them either look it up or just use he/him/himself. I'd rather be called a dude than being called a gal.

I am currently 19. My birthday is Janurary 4th so send happy birthday wishes I suppose.

I do not tolerate hate of any sorts on real people, unless they are crap people, hating on fictional characters is fine as long as you are hating on the character and not the actor (unless their a crap person).

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I will write for any kink, besides scat. Smut is fine.

No smut will be EVER written for minors.

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I don't just angst I can't in will cry.

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[tiredpaladins]

I want you to know that before I started following your blog I was like 'yeah, I like Hawks, and I kinda like Dabi? Dabi Hawks kinda nice too' and today I caught myself listening to three songs in a row thinking 'ah yes this pure DabiHawks' and mentally editing a video to them. I now know I would riot for my lil birdman. I did not notice when I became so obsessed with them. I'll blame you lol but I'm also glad I'm here, really like your ramblings :D

This is actually hilarious because originally I loved Hawks and hated Dabi. So much. But now I'm a hardcore Dabihawks shippers (obviously) and I have absolutely no memory of this progression. I dont know how I got into the content or what I started reading. I just blacked out and woke up one day preaching Dabihawks and I just think about them all the time in different types of media I see or hear.

There's a virus taking us over. Also, thanks ♥️

[twsted-princess]

[ STARS ] For Melanie and Fennec

[ MORNING ] Eikichi Aldrich

pick one you wanna do

You fool! I'm doing both!!

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BE-

Eikichi heard a whine with something falling over before the accursed beeping stop, the sunlight peeking through the window causing him to groan. He pulled the covers over his head as another voice chuckled. "And I thought I hated mornings." The feeling of feathers tickling his face caused one green eye to open as the sun was blocked slightly by his pretty bird boyfriend. Aldrich smiled from his position being held up by his elbows, his red wings covering his sides as he looked at the lump in the bed. Eikichi grumbled "Not my fault my boss wanted me to work overtime for four days straight." The birdman patted where his face is as another grumble came out. "I know, but the robotics convention's this week." Right, the company was one of the venues and Eiki was going to be the main presenter. He heard the sheets rustled but he groaned. "Baaaaaaabe don't leave just yeeeeet....." He poked his head out as Alrich sat at the ledge of their bed, taking his glasses. "Sorry but someone has to teach today." The beastman placed his glasses on and stretched, now that he was working as the history teacher at Night Raven College he needed to get up bright and early. But something stopped him from getting up. Looking to the floor he saw it, a small black box. "Honey? What is this?" He asked picking it up as Eiki rose up and watch them hold it up. The tech genius's cheeks turned extremely warm "Oh! Well......it was suppose to be a surprise for later but......" Aldrich then opened the box and gasped as inside was a solid golden ring. 'My one and only' being written into the inside of the band.

From the lands of dreams the maiden heard a code. A series of quick door knocks in pattern before silence. Melanie woke up, rubbing the sleep from her eyes as she shuffled out of her warm bed. Louise was still asleep in his little homemade bed so she crept past him to escape. Slowly leaving her room before rushing off to the hall, the large windows illuminated the night sky as her bare feet hurried along cold marble to linen rugs until she met him. The towering man with his green hair often tied up was loose as he smiled, she returned the gesture as he took her hand and the two were off. Out of the castle, out of the royal gardens and down into Torrin Hall. The air was cool as little flickers of light coming from the many farms scattered along the green, the town below was still and sleepy. Melanie smiled, the grass soft on her feet as she watched Fennec come up the hill. "It's beautiful......" she said as she looked towards the sky. "Yeah......." The stars twinkled brightly creating a canvas with shades of blue. It had been so long since she saw them so clearly. Wonderland's stars were lovely but these felt right. She sat down, her nightgown pooling into the grass as she took a gentle breath. Fennec sat next to her before falling back into the dark green blanket. The two stayed there with the breeze, watching the stars. It seemed like yesterday when Fennec arrived in Genovia and met her again. After five years apart. They've both grown in features and maturity but they never forgot each other. The traveler looked at the queen, watched as her eyes reflected the little specks of starlight. She was......beautiful. She didn't change at all but time made her more beautiful. His emerald eyes soften as he pondered his thoughts. This has been the longest stay he's had, over a month. He's met her family, her people, watched her rule her kingdom with a loving heart and.....he wanted to stay. His heart longed to explore......but he wanted to be with her. He had the thought for the longest time. From the moment he knew she would be leaving Twisted Wonderland and he left Hourglass Station to travel he had that thought in the back of his mind. Maybe......this was the time. "Melanie?" She looked to him at the sound of her name on his lips. "Yes?" she watched him sit and looked up at the stars. "I've been thinking. I know I'm not the best, I know that at some point I'll leave you. That I'll make you worry and think I've fallen off the face of the world. But.....you've never left me. You've always been with me. Every time I've found somewhere new I wanted you to be by my side. But I also want to settle down, bring my brother here and......." Melanie's face flushed as he turned to look at her. "And......?" she whispered. Fennec then took the ring off his finger. His most precious treasure......and placed it on her finger. "I......want to make you happy. You're my world.....and I want to be with you for as long as possible. Will you marry me?"

[magicalgirlagency]

Since adults are the topic of the hour, I want to know which adult animations are your favourite. I know, not in topic with your blog, but I'm really curious!

Well, to maintain this blog's tradition, in the Magical Girl department, there are only three adult series that I liked:

Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (basically, Japan making fun of the US and its gross western animation, with its own unique twist. Was supposed to have a second season, but the folks at Gainax couldn't keep their promise);

Bee & PuppyCat (if you ignore the lack of plot coherence and handle Toast's annoying antics, it should be fine for you to watch, I guess);

Super Drags (this one's brazilian! Yeah, it's rather crude and generic as an adult show, but it has some interesting queer topics to check out!)

Now, for the non-Magical Girl ones:

Inside Job (if you're depressed after seeing Velma's rendition of Fred Jones, Brett Hand will serve as a great palate cleanser for you);

Bojack Horseman (it starts off weird, but it solidifies as the time goes on and it gets quite philosophical, too);

Aggretsuko (yes, the one from Sanrio. Y'know, the kawaii empire behind Hello Kitty? Yeah, that's the one);

Tuca & Bertie (from the folks that have brought you Bojack Horseman);

The fifth and final season of Samurai Jack (the finale sucked, but the video game, Battle Through Time, has acted as damage control);

Harley Quinn (Velma tried to imitate this one, and failed so hard at it);

The earliest seasons of Rick & Morty (Seasons 1-3, imo. There's something about this show that tickles my wanderlust);

(Dis)Enchantment (haven't seen the later seasons just yet, but I loved it so far);

Daria (you'd be surprised at how relatable it has become in modern days. And people used to shame me for being cynical back then);

Futurama (haven't seen the new episodes, though. I'll stick to the classics);

Scoobynatural (ignore the fact that it's a Supernatural crossover. Seeing the Mystery, Inc. Gang have an existential crisis is always a treat);

Rob Zombie's The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (this one's a movie. Described as an "X-Rated Scooby-Doo", and you get to see nazi zombies being exterminated, predating South Park's The Stick of Truth);

Venture Bros. (again, this could act as a great palate cleanser if you've watched Velma);

Bob's Burgers (it's a better Nuclear Family-type of show than The Simpsons and Family Guy. 'Nuff said.);

I also remember watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Home Movies, The Critic and John Callahan's Quads as a teen, and they were quite solid from what I remember.

I haven't seen these ones, but I'm surely interested in Primal, Superjail!, Del Toro's Pinocchio, Solar Opposites, Peepoodo and the SuperFuck Friends and The Boondocks. I also wanna see Mortal Kombat's newest animated movies, they look so amazing!

Despite having S-tier animations, I absolutely hated Devilman Crybaby and Castlevania. Major buzzkill, those shows.

And I'm sure, positive and certain that Sam & Max: Freelance Police could've made a really neat adult show if Steve Purcell and crew weren't stuck dealing with censorship sensitivities (they were held back by Fox Kids censors back then).

[honestlytastygayasstrash]

Movies to watch if you're a wannabe film nerd

-Raging Bull

-Joker

-Taxi Driver

-Before Sunrise

-Her

-500 Days Of Summer

-After Hours

-Zodiac

-The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

-Trainspotting

-Boogie Nights

-The Breakfast Club

-Stand By Me

-The Hateful Eight

-Goodfellas

-Reservoir Dogs

-Pulp Fiction

-Inglorious Basterds

-City Of God

-The King Of Comedy

-Psycho

-2001 A Space Oddysey

-The Deer Hunter

-The Revenant

-The Master

-The Grand Budapest Hotel

-Submarine

-Persona

-Punch Drunk Love

-Birdman

-Scream

-Come And See

-Apocalypse Now

-Mulholland Drive

-Memories Of Murder

-Broker

-La Haine

-Harakiri

-Oldboy

-The 400 Blows

-Blade Runner 2049

-Sunset Boulevard

-Do The Right Thing

-Tenet

-Dunkirk

-The House

-Interstellar

-The Prestige

-Inception

-Memento

-The Isle Of Dogs

-Fantastic Mister Fox

-There Will Be Blood

-The Godfather

-Spirited Away

-My Neighbour Totoro

-Howls Moving Castle

-Princess Mononoke

-Kikis Delivery Service

-Castle In The Sky

-Ponyo

-Nausicaa

-Atonement

-The Pianist

-The Green Mile

-Good Will Hunting

-What's Eating Gilbert Grape

-Forrest Gump

-Dead Poets Society

-The Notebook

-Prisoners

-The Shawshank Redemption

-The Lovely Bones

-Fight Club

-Se7en

-Shutter Island

-Saving Private Ryan

-Requiem For A Dream

-Mr Nobody

-1917

-All Quiet On The Western Front

-Into The Wild

-About Time

-Queen & Slim

-Nope

-Get Out

-Metal Lords

-Sound Of Metal

-Whiplash

-At Eternity's Gate

-Big Eyes

-The Electrical Life Of Louis Waine

-Spiderman Into The Spiderverse

-Spiderman Across The Spiderverse

-Never Look Away

-The French Dispatch

-Secret Window

-My Life As A Zucchini

-Moonrise Kingdom

-Ran

-Alien

-Aliens

-Megamind

-The Dark Knight

-Dazed And Confused

-American Graffiti

-The Life Aquatic

-Stalker

-Citizen Kane

-Casablanca

-The Night Of The Hunter

-The Seven Samurai

-Who Framed Roger Rabbit

-Opal

-Grave Of The Fireflies

-The Shining

-Chinatown

-The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

-Repo Man

-Die Hard

-12 Angry Men

-The Outsiders

-Back To The Future

-Heathers

-Withnail and I

-Blue Velvet

-Beverley Hills Cop

-The Blues Brothers

-Akira

-Coraline

-Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

-The Silence Of The Lambs

-The One Who Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

-Girl, Interrupted

-The Craft

-The Truman Show

-Edward Scissorhands

-It

-The Iron Giant

-Jurassic Park

-The Crow

-All The Presidents Men

-Gremlins

-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

-Smiling Friends

-No Country For Old Men

-Oceans 11

-Oceans 13

-Back To The Future 2

-Back To The Future 3

-Titanic

-The Social Network

-Muhammad Ali, When We Were Kings

-Lincoln

-Team America

-Cry Baby

-Mrs. Doubtfire

-12 Years Of Slaves

-Pretty In Pink

-Of Mice And Men

-Donnie Darko

-Sunshine

-The Endless

-Arrival

-The Blair Witch Project

-A Hard Days Night

-Help!

-Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai Du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

-Everything Everywhere All At Once

-West Is West

-Bicycle Thieves

-Jaws

-Lawrence Of Arabia

-The Seventh Seal

-Lost In Translation

-Blade Runner

-Nosferatu

-Airplane!

-This Is Spinal Tap

-It Happened One Night

-The Thing

-Texas Chainsaw Massacre

-Child's Play

-Halloween

-Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown

-Bonnie And Clyde

[chrisevansredbelt]

Small World

“What’re you thinking about?”

“Too much.”

“Enlighten me.” “C’mon, I’m all ears.”

“Are you gonna leave again?” “Not me, but… you’re on the run… you can’t stay in one place for too long.”

“That would be the plan.” “I don’t know, I didn’t want to think about it.” “Didn’t want to think about leaving you.”

“But if it’s not safe-“ “As much as I want you to stay- all of you- I want you safe and alive first.” “Now what’s on your mind?”

“We could get away with staying.” “Here would be the last place they would look if you think about it. We could get away with it.”

“And then what, you’re just gonna be on the run for the rest of your lives in my house?” “I mean, I’m happy to keep you all here but is there… no way out?”

“Not unless we move countries and change identities.” “France could be nice, you always liked when we had missions in France, right?”

“Your french is horrible.”

“It could get better with time

“I hate that I always believe you when you say that.” “What?”

“What?”

“You’re all ogley.”

“I just-“ “Think you’re really pretty.”

-

“No!” “Steve?”

“Hey, what’s the matter?”

“Nothing,” “Bad dream,” “I’ll be back.”

“Y/N?” “Can I come in?”

“Um-“

“Hey,” “Are you okay? What happened?”

“It’s nothing,” “It was just a nightmare and it felt real.” “Sorry I hit you.”

“I barely felt it.” “What was it about?”

“I never liked Brock.” “He has such an evil face.”

“You see him?”

“Sometimes.” “And I feel it…” “I don’t know why it hurts all the time,” “It’s like that… that phantom pain.”

“Would it make you feel better if I told you that there’s no way he could ever get to you again?”

“Why’s that?”

“Because he’s dead.” “We killed him… sometime last year.“ “He tried to kill me, suicide bomb, but Wanda stopped it. Killed him instead.”

“I’ll never let anyone hurt you again.” “Come on, wanna come back to bed?”

-

“No, that’s not ripe yet.”

“It looks pretty good to me.”

“Well, then you can pick all the ones you think are ripe and when it taste like rust- you can’t have any of ours.”

“So mean,”

“Try squeezing them a little, they might look a nice colour but they’re rock hard.” “And smell, if it’s not ripe yet, it’ll smell funny.”

“Thank you, Y/N.”

“So, what did you tell her?”

“I just said what I felt.” “Stuff I didn’t even realise I felt, but I said it anyway.”

“Well, it must’ve worked.” “You didn’t need my help after all.”

“I don’t even know if we’re dating again, though,” “Well, technically we never even broke up… I sent her away and she left town but it was never officially broken off,” “I don’t even know if she knows what we are either.”

“Give it time,” “I’m sure you’ll both know soon enough,”

“Hey!” “That was hard!”

“Ow!” “Why is it wet?”

-

“You can’t even feel it, can you?”

“I’m perfectly fine chaperoning.”

“Okay, come on, you’re ready for bed.”

“You got her?”

“You got them?”

“Maybe I shouldn’t have had a drink either.”

“Good luck,”

“Do you remember?”

“Mhmm,” “Sit still.” “Stop staring at me like that.”

“Okay, Steve.” “Ow!”

“Stop talking,”

“Hey!”

“For two minutes, first one to talk is a big fat loser.”

“Spit,”

“Never heard that one before.” “You lost.”

“No!” “No tickling,” “I love you.”

“I love you.”

“Thanks, but I have a boyfriend.”

-

“What’s got you down in the dumps?” “You’re bored.”

“It’s just that we’ve played every board game and puzzle you have…”

“Why don’t we go down to the lake?”

-

“How much further?”

���Too unfit for a little hike, Birdman?”

“I’m just saying, I feel like we could’ve taken the car.”

“Almost there.”

“Are you sure there’s no fish in here?”

“Nobody said there was no fish.” “They won’t bite you.”

“What about turtles? Leeches?”

-

“What’s wrong?”

“My grass.”

“Probably just some kids.”

“Yeah,”

-

“You sure you don’t want me to come with you?”

“I don’t want you to be found.” “I’ll be fine.”

“Drive safe.”

“So, where are we off to next?”

“I don’t know.”

“You don’t know?” “It’s almost been a week, Steve.”

“I know.”

“You wanna stay.”

“Can you blame me?”

“Yes, I can.” “It’s not safe. Not for us and not for her.” “They find us here and she’ll be taken in as an accomplice.”

“They won’t find us!” “Look at this place! We couldn’t even find it!”

“He has a point.” “It’s nice here, Sam.”

“I thinks it’s nice too,” “I also thought the little motel in ___ was nice too, but we didn’t stay there for long!”

“This is different.”

“C’mon Sam,” “Cupcakes.”

-

“Hey, took you long enough-“

“You guys have to go!” “They know you’re here!”

“What?”

“They were following me, but I took a backroad. Please, you have to go!”