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lombaxfloof · 1 year ago
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Gonna kill myself
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meltygetswifi · 4 months ago
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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
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izloveshorses · 4 months ago
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what's meant to be is meant to be. if you even care.
(pls click for higher res i worked really hard on this)
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bgmoth · 7 months ago
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she really hates ghosts
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uwudonoodle · 1 year ago
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Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.
Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!
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noodles-and-tea · 7 months ago
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How the gentle wind,
Beckons through the trees,
As autumn colours fall.
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platoapproved · 10 months ago
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louis + cruelty
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ashenquill · 2 months ago
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Newly Robin Tim: Thanks for bringing me to my appointment, Dick
Dick, regretting not being closer to Jason but still avoiding Bruce as much as possible: No problem
Dentist: Timothy?
Tim: *goes back*
Dick: *chilling in the otherwise empty lobby*
Dentist: Hey, Dad, are we fine with using fluoride?
Dick: *barely 21, only 9 years older than Tim*
Dick: I— uh— I’m not his— I’m not dad
Dentist: Oh, sorry about that! I’ll just see if he has in the past, no worries!
Dick: okay
Dick, internally: Do I really look old enough to be his dad??? Does she think I would’ve been a teen parent???? Is she surprised I stayed????? Am I a GOOD dad???????
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sorry starscream
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secretdazedragon · 10 months ago
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ink-the-artist · 4 months ago
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whats wrong with my dog bruh 😂😭
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zeropro · 2 months ago
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Can you make up how Thundercracker got Buster after the cycle of abuse post and making Thundercracker feel comfort or whatever you can make?
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Buster: Origins
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clairenatural · 5 months ago
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I just want everyone to know that they're playing supernatural season 9 in the cafeteria of a U.S. House of Representatives office building right now. Yes as in the building where Members of Congress and their staff work. Yes on Capitol Hill itself
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technically-human · 3 months ago
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Jayce Talis but give him the Giopara (lack of) charm
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saltavenegar · 4 months ago
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So who do YOU think did it 🤨⁉️
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oasisr · 1 year ago
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after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle
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