#I know my audience

[fraxi0m]

[catastrothy]

Those closeups feel like a murder attempt (positive)

good cuz that’s the intent

[cult-of-the-eye]

i write a post that thinly veils my impending mental breakdown...the traumatised biromantics flock to my blog to like it...

[ivysangel]

told kazz that her gay ass would love crash and she said she was sick of me only for her gay ass to love crash…like i said she would

[nightingale-the-lurker]

I know nothing about religion, I just came to romance the uncanny valley and the eldritch horror (together)

Gotta love the "totally human, why do you ask" team.

[steamanband]

Every day I come on here and post Randy Jade and it becomes a hit tweet

[st0rmy-fr]

Gay 🫵

[renedemarie82]

Tagged by @klangfarben !!

I call apon @verypsbfan019 @verthachtd and @blixasslave if you guys feel up to it

I really had to get my brain gears grinding to come up with this many…

[cupwithsnail]

my brother took my uquiz last night and he kept nit-picking everything, but by the end of it his result was scary accurate and the fucker didn’t even read it. he just wanted to know what answer was for what and judging them. he told me my movie tastes were shit and i was like ??? you’re judging the movies you watched as well??? 

like, yeah my brain is weird but it was correct so shut up about it. 

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[watmalik]

Wolverine being a confirmed boy kisser by Hugh Jackman.

[hinamie]

new official illust of them with puppies healed something in me

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.

[ballroomnotoriety]

need to take a t break but then the problem is that i am taking a t break

[inktho]

🎯 critical hit

[samipekoe]

this one is for all the melon fans