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[guccigarantine]

Palisade 43 spoilers

- THIS INTRO YIPPEE

- The sillies…..

- EVERYBODY??????!!!!!

- They tried to do a faction game and couldn’t lmao

- Im at the faction turn… I’m at the down time… I’m at the combination factiontudjdkejdkfk

- Questlandia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- ooo baby do you know what that’s worth ooo the twilight mirage is a place on earth

- “Let’s say you’re someone who made Jesset City’s lunch last week” “Brnine” <- made me wheeze out loud

- Damn they gave Volition dysphoria

- The morning stand up….

- PVP to keep Brnine alive

- “WE WERE FIGURE’S PEOPLE” WAAAAAAAA

- Slurped in

- “Can Jesset be there” I’m always saying this

- THE VALENCE TAPE ON FIGURES DESK AAAAAA

- Figure ate

- ON palisade

- Do they have sharks on partizan doss jesset know what a shark is (this is not important at all in anyway)

- Jesset got the motion(sickness)….. he got the mako disease…..

- get me some juice

- Everything going on with jesset is super normal right now

- BABY GRAND MAGNIFICENTS

- They’re so strong for stopping themselves from continuing to talk about old man yaoi and getting back to the episode

- I keep forgetting Jack is also here and getting jump scared

- oh my god perennial

- aaaaaAAAA

- THE WITCH!!!!!!!!

- Reaching out…..

- perennial getting passed around like thanksgiving dinner

- BLACK WINGS YIPPEE

[blueskittlesart]

read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone

[sanct1f1ed]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[crabhousecrafting]

hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xisuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

[darishima]

made a chart of the straw hats' skin tones with the colors being screencapped directly from the episodes, to show how much they've lightened. this is more than just an "artstyle change" or "design evolution" or "just the timeskip" this is blatant racism/colorism. it's fucking ridiculous and i don't understand how toei is continuously getting away with it please reblog btw, i think this is something people should see

[bubblebassfatass]

So splatoon added heels to their game and the amount of CUNT being served is ASTRONOMICAL

[hollisartsblog]

i love the idea of crossovering Mob with different spirits ✨️

[valeriapryanikova]

This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

wanted to share this

There was a short segment where we get to hear Skully J. Graves (like, with the in-game live-2D model) monologue about Halloween. After saying good evening, he opens by… GiIVING YOU a KISS????? He literally announces it: “I greet you with a kiss” or (more directly) “I give a kiss to this good/wonderful encounter”.

The Japanese transcription for the line is 「この良き出会いにキス���。」 and キス is kisu/kiss… LIKE. I know he most likely means just a brief platonic kiss to say hello (similar to the European style where your lips don’t really touch the other person and it’s more like pantomiming a kiss on each cheek)… Or maybe he means a metaphorical kiss, not a literal one??? BUT STILL THAT’S SO BOLD TO START WITH, ESPECIALLY WITH A STRANGER (<- my inner Rollo Flamme comin’ out)

Edit: Now that the event is actually out, we can confirm that he does, in fact, LITERALLY kiss you (on the back of the hand) 😭

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[arundolyn]

today i bring you aba stimming. tomorrow? who knows

[smallpapers]

Why does nobody but you, know a shortcut, a sure shot? I forgot how it ought to feel I don't know what to do It's a whole lot to hold back, you know that Cupid shoots to kill

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I know those eyes.

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[sealskin]

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/41pu2j0alrvmmqq/AADcNEo2K-fsdlacFfuXnKtva?dl=0

Above is the link to an audio file with Palestinian music, read-aloud poetry, storytelling, and excerpts from speeches on history and liberation. It was gathered by Radio Al Hara, an internet radio station broadcast from Ramallah, Bethlehem, and Amman in Jordan, founded during the pandemic as a way to connect during isolation. “Al Hara” means ​“the neighbourhood” in Arabic. From the river to the sea! 🇵🇸

[tiny-crescent]

sorry Mochi ♡🙏 

this may be my favorite Misa moment in Death Note. listen, she gets shit done. not in a safe or sane way, but she gets it done... lol

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