#I want to write more of them

[neptoons1998]

Who y’all feel if I wrote pregnant abo one shot and developing the deal story?

[walls-actual-ly]

i m so feral over my headcanon heartsteel AU in which Kayn lived with Hwei and Jhin from age 16 to 21, with Hwei basically being his serial killer ex and muse that ended up in prison for ***reasons***.

And Kayn keeps living, does music, and ends up with heartsteel years later. falls in love, beginns dating ez and yone, without realising ending up in a dynamic oddly similar to the "dad jhin" and "brother hwei" situation he had been earlier. just less toxic, criminal and murderous.

Ez has green hair too, is just as soft and delicate as Hwei, loves art and history. Kayn pretends he doesn't sometimes look at him, missing his lost lover. pretends he doesn't keep seeing Hwei in Ezreal.

And then through a bunch of unfortunate situations involving fanarts that Hwei made of him, they met again. its different, and the same, they have grown but a part of them still belongs to the other person.

yone and ez aren't happy, they would've probably been okay with another person in their poly mess, but Kayn's murderous ex??????

but over time they start to see Hwei's imprints in Kayn, and Kayn's in him. Hwei taught Kayn how to spray, and doodle, all the tiny drawings their boyfriend had made are linked to the serial killer bastard. The reason why Heartsteel! Kayn struggles so much less with Rhaast is because Hwei had showed him that his darkness was nothing to hide away from, that he could let the colours blend, that he didn't have to fight it.

Ez had always wondered how Kayn was so chill about him being trans, and so good at giving head. Now he has the answer, a pretty trans twink serial killer with amazing makeup. Kayn never talked about how he got his tattoos and scarifications before, and now Yone understands why.

"Yeah my serial killer ex who is also like a brother to me pressed a burning iron into my side to make sure i always know who i belong to. Yes, i still touch it, just to remember how it feels to get loved by him."

[unethicalmorals]

WOAH YOU HAVE A TUMBLR WOW ANON ASKS ARE SENT ON WOAH I CAN GO INSANE ABOUT CHAPTERS AS THEY COME OUT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT WHAT FOLLOWERS THINK! WOAH!!!!! HIHIHI I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT YOUR FIC BUT ITS ALL STUCK IN MY HEAD IN A GARBLED MESS RN OMG OMG OMG IMG OMG!!!!! I LOVE HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE WRENCH IS LIKE DUDE IS NOT NORMAL AT ALL I DOUBT HE WAS EVER NORMAL BUT ITS LIKE ALL FUCK WENT OUT THE WINDOW CAUSE HE NEEDS TO GET SOME NUTCRACKER! GET SOME LUCKY! THAT NUTCRACKER SHOWED HIM A GOOD TIME AND HE WASNT THE SAME AFTERWORDS HES JUST AGGGHHH I LOVE HIM HES SO FUCKED HES SO NORMAL SO SO NORMAL!!! AND PINKKKK OOOOOO WE HARDLY SEEN ANYTHING OF PINK BUT THEYVE CERTAINLY MADE AN IMPRESSION FROM WHAT IVE SEEN OF THEM! DUDE... THERE OLD CREW.... I WANNA KNOW THE FUN TIME THEY HAD TOGETHER ITS SO INTERESTING! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM! I NEED TO STUDY THEM UNDER A MICROSCOPE!

AND GUHHHH THE ENTIRETY OF CHAPTER 11 LIKE!!! EIEBEOE SPECIFICALLY THAT CHAPTER I LIKE THAT ONE ALOT IM SO NORMAL ABOUT SANDWHICHES.... IM SO NORMAL ABOUT MASKED.... SO VERY NORMAL (i need them carnally)

CAPTAIN AND BISHIP!!! THEYRE BOTH FUCKING UP AT PROTECTING LUCKY BUT THEY TRY THEIR BEST!!! (DONT LEAVE LUCKY ALL ALONE IN THE DARK SMH WHAT IF SOMETHING COMES OUT OF THE FOG AND XOMES FUCKS HIM /REF)

AND JUST! RHIS ENTIRE FIC HAS ME GOING G OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WOW WOWOWWO IM JUST!!! IM SO GLAD I CAN SAY HOW NORMAL IT MAKES ME FEEL NOW!!! DUDE IM SO FUCKING NORMAL ABOUT IT

can you tell im normal and sane?

-A very whismical individual

HELLO HII HII!!! 💖💖💖 I've been blasted by comments (everyone is so cool!) and finding your ask in my inbox has left such a big silly smile on my face that my cheeks are hurting GAH 💕💕

If guests can comment on my AO3 then Tumblr anons can send asks too! It's only fair and it's understandable considering the subject matter of TSitD~!! 🤭🤭💖 (Horrors my beloved,,)

THANKS SO MUCH THO!!

Wrench is so fun to write, funny guy that cares only about himself 🤭🧡 The Nutcracker incidents combined with his awful coping mechanisms (don't huff paint) and a weird fixation on one of their new crewmates having the same colour as him (Orange besties (yay) surely nothing will go wrong) things are bound to go wrong >:3c

There's so many things wrong with Wrench but there's so much more when it comes to Pink!

(What am I saying, he's just a silly guy! 🩷)

Funfact: I'll be working on a LEitD fic relating to Pink's crew (before the incident) in the future so I hope that'll be fun! :D

AHHH💥‼️💖‼️‼️ So glad to hear you love chapter 11 (one of my favourites) sandwiches are so good, how could I ever pass up such an opportunity? 🤭💞💞 When the Masked got added to the game I'd been dying to make this funky little guy work with the story!! It's so much fun! Love mimics so much too 🥺👉👈 💖💞💖💞💖💞 🤝🤝🤝

Ohh Captain and Bishop,, I wish only the best in their endeavours of looking after the crew and Lucky,,, they're trying so hard (they could try harder honestly but that's why we're here to push them to their limits! ^^)

(LOVE THAT) What if there's something in the dark ohnoohnooo 👀🤭🧡

THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN!! THIS WAS AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT TO FIND IN MY INBOX! SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOU LIKE MY FIC!! More fun and horrors to come 🫴💖💞💕🩷🧡💘💖💞💖💥💥💥💥‼️‼️

[whatname0523]

Just finished a re-read of the Slow Hands series and I love it so much. They’re so funny and adorable. I also noticed (for the first time) the repetition of “Tobin, and her ridiculous, charming, irresistible self” throughout the series which is so cute.

This made me smile so much! I love that series so much!

I'm so glad you picked up on the re-ocurrence! :)

[angelhummel]

Santana Lopez and Rachel Berry became my safe space through writing fanfiction; a way to, at first, live out a high school life that I never had, then became so much more and my muses for over a decade and hopefully more. They are the longest fixation I've ever had, and the joy and pleasure I have gotten from them can never be understated.

tell me something you love about Glee

[idlerin]

i always love rereading hypnotized, mesmerized idc if i wrote it it gives me butterflies

[elthadriel]

For Neyo/Ponds if you have any thoughts, please 20. Who holds a grudge the longest? 27. What random everyday object/activity makes them think of each other? 31. What’s the relationship like? Smooth? Rocky? 32. How do they resolve their arguments? 33. Who has the most nightmares and how do they deal with them? (Sorry for the many q's, I am just very intrigued by this pairing)

I am also very intrigued by this pairing. They're on my list to write more of, but my to write list is just so long.

20. Who holds a grudge the longest?

Ponds has learned from growing up with Fox and Cody to let a lot of stuff go pretty easily. He’s got enough on his plate without carrying grudges around. 

Neyo doesn’t really care about anyone’s personal opinions of him (Ponds aside) but he does take professional incompetence very seriously. If you fuck up at your job he is going to remember that, and he’s going to act accordingly.

27. What random everyday object/activity makes them think of each other?

Neyo gets hyper fixated on stupid space mobile games. I don’t know why my brain decided this, but that’s what’s happening. He is scary good at them (professional gamer AU when????) and spends a lot of his downtime on them. 

So Ponds can’t see anything like that without being reminded of Neyo.

Neyo compartmentalises. He tries not to think of Ponds while he’s on duty, but Ponds hates having to read shoddy paperwork (he does however love getting to complain about having to read shoddy paperwork) so Neyo will send him ridiculously censored copies (he takes rules about confidentiality very seriously) of shit he finds in the stuff he reads. 

31. What’s the relationship like? Smooth? Rocky?

I think surprising everyone it’s pretty smooth. I’m sure the beginning was rocky, while they were figuring out exactly how to get what they both wanted from their relationship, but I also like them having been together for a long time, since they were the equivalent of 15-16ish. And look, relationships at that age are just a little messier. 

32. How do they resolve their arguments?

I don’t actually think they fight that much, but when they do I think they’re both in a really good spot because of all the little negotiating their early relationship too to very much externalise the problem and treat dealing with is as a problem solving issue they need to work together on. 

They also just communicate very well. Neyo doesn’t really like shuffling around issues. He’ll say what he means with no hidden meanings. Once Ponds figures that out, as long as he can match that straightforwardness they can talk through stuff pretty easily. 

33. Who has the most nightmares and how do they deal with them?

I think they both have their fair share. 

If I’m kind and let Ponds survive that shit with Boba I think that really rattles him. Ponds has learned that being very direct with Neyo if he needs somethign is the way to go. Neyo isn’t great at comforting people in general, but if Ponds is like, I need you to touch me, or I need you to talk to me, about literally anything, that’s something Neyo can do. Sorry, Ponds, I hope Neyo telling you about his requisition reports are what you needed right now.

Neyo won’t acknowledge there’s a problem at all. Clones are the perfect soldiers. Perfect soldiers don’t have nightmares. He’s a clone, therefore he doesn’t have nightmares.

(If sometimes he accesses Pond’s vitals via his HUD and watches them in the middle of the night that’s unrelated..)

[octarineblues]

supporting communities & people impacted by the Southport attack and the far-right riots in the UK

here is a list of community fundraisers I found, starting with those aiming to support the Southport community after the appalling attack at a children dance party, to the fundraisers helping those affected by the subsequent racist and Islamophobic far-right/nazi riots

Edited on 5 August to include Middlesbrough fundraisers. Edited on 6 August to correct the link on the Books for Spellow Lane fundraiser, to adjust the name change for the Belfast fundraiser, and to adjust the wording in the second last paragraph.

Southport:

Southport Strong Together Appeal - organised by the community foundation for Merseyside, for those affected by the Southport knife attack

United for Southport families - the funds will be distributed among the nine families of the children who were at the party

Swifties for Southport - a fundraiser for the Alder Hey Children's charity, which supports the victims and the affected families, as well as first responders and clinicians. Extra funds will also support the wider Southport community

Fundraiser for the Southport Mosque - a fundraiser to aid rebuilding or possibly re-locating the Southport Mosque after the damages it suffered during the riots

Rebuilding Windsor Mini Mart - fundraiser to rebuild the locally-owned grocery store that was targeted during the attacks, broken into, and looted

Liverpool:

Fundraiser for the Spellow Hub - the Spellow Hub was broken into, looted and set on fire at night during the riots. The Spellow Hub is a newly created one-of-a-kind (in the UK) institution, which consists of a library as well as a community centre with a mission to help people get education and pathways to work

Books for Spellow Lane - another fundraiser for the library in the Spellow Hub, to replace the books and rebuild the library there edit: included the correct link

Hartlepool:

Fundraiser for the Nasir Mosque - the Nasir Mosque was attacked following Southport riots; this fundraiser is organised by Hartlepool citizens to help the mosque deal with the damages as well as to show appreciation for the role of the mosque in the community. edit: the funds will be also distributed to the local community!

Rebuilding the Farm Shop - the shop was targeted during the riots, and when the owner and his son tried to protect it, they were also violently attacked. The fundraiser is to help fix the damages to the store.

Sunderland:

help rebuild Citizens Advice Sunderland offices after arson - two of the Citizens Advice Sunderland offices were set on fire during the riots, and one of them is completely destroyed.

Hull:

Hull Help for Refugees - a local fundraiser to support the Hull Help for Refugees charity, the donated money will be re-distributed to community members affected by the riots

Fundraiser for Hull Help for Refugees and Welcome House in Hull - collected money will be donated to the two charities

Belfast:

help fix racially motivated damages - originally the fundraiser for the Sahara Shisha Cafe which was targeted by the far right in Belfast during the riots, now a fundraiser for all affected businesses in the area. edited to reflect the change of the name of the fundraiser to avoid any confusion

Middlesbrough:

Supporting residents after the riots - Middlesbrough has suffered so much during the riots, lots of businesses as well as just regular family homes were vandalised, had their windows smashed or even were broken into. This fundraiser wants to distribute the funds between affected people to help them fix the damages, and to generally support the local community. the newest fundraiser, imo potentially the most urgent one

Fundraiser for a Care worker's car which was set on fire - a car belonging to an employee of a care agency was set on fire during the riots while he was on shift at a care home.

If you want to donate locally but there is no fundraiser to support where you live, consider donating to your local charities oriented towards Muslim or PoC communities, or towards anti-racist and refugee organizations! And go support your local Muslim/Arab/Black/Asian/Refugee owned businesses!

If you have any information about other local fundraisers, feel free to add to the post or don't hesitate to let me know and I will add them here! We have seen so much hate in the past few days, we have to stay strong and keep supporting each other!

Stay safe everyone 💛

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[hinamie]

unconditionally

[chipper-smol]

[hailsatanacab]

Family Dinners - dpxdc

"Holy shit, you're Bruce Wayne!" Danny gaped, jabbing a finger at the man sitting at the head of the table.

The bustling dining room goes silent as everyone turns to look at him.

"Danny, who did you think was going to be here?" Tim asks, disbelief plain in his voice and Danny feels his face flush red.

"Sorry, I, uh, I guess I just never put it together. Tim Drake-Wayne. Wayne Manor. It, uh, makes sense now." He laughs sheepishly and scrubs at his neck before slumping back down into his chair.

"Well," Tim says with an indulgent sigh, "at least I know you're not just friends with me for my connections."

"Yeah, I'm really sorry, I just never thought about it, I guess."

Danny sinks lower as everyone around him laughs. Come to dinner, he said, the food is the best, he said, ignore the family, he said. Danny really wishes he'd listened to Tim and just ignored them—almost as much as he's regretting accepting the offer in the first place—but... he's having dinner with Batman.

Ancients, that's so weird!

The last time he saw Batman was in the future and, suffice it to say, it was not going well. There hadn't really been time for family dinners there.

Wait. Family dinners?

He peers around the table, openly gawking at everyone as it all clicks into place.

"Everything alright, Danny? Now realising who everyone else is?" Tim asks with a roll of his eyes.

"Uh... something like that..." Danny mumbles as everyone laughs again.

From further down the table, the smallest Wayne scoffs and clicks his tongue.

"I thought you said he was smart, Drake?"

"So, you all do it, too, then?" he asks, ignoring the jibe. Danny's only a little bit jealous as he thinks of how much easier they must have it, how much easier it'd be if his family had been on his side, too. "You all work together?"

"Nah," Dick says from across the table with a brilliant grin. "Tim's the only one that works with Bruce, we all have different jobs. I'm a police officer in Bludhaven."

"Disgusting." Danny blurts out without thinking—because seriously, what kind of self-respecting vigilante would also be a police officer?—before clapping a hand over his mouth. "Sorry."

The whole table laughs again, the loudest being the blonde girl a few spaces down from Dick. Look, Danny wasn't really paying attention to names when they were all paraded in front of him. Dick only gets remembered because his name is a joke.

Come on, Danny, recover!

"That's, uh, not what I meant, though."

"Oh?" Dick asks, cocking his head slightly to the side. Is it Danny's imagination or does his smile tense slightly?

"Yeah, I mean like, you know, in costume. It must make it so much easier to have everyone together like this."

"Costume? What do you mean?"

Yeah, Danny's not imagining it, everyone tenses up at that. It's really only now that he's realising that this probably isn't how he should bring up that he knows about their... night time activities. In fact, he probably shouldn't be bringing it up at all.

"Uuhhh..." Danny looks wildly around the table as he continues making his stupid noise. Think, think, think! There must be a way out of this!

"Danny?" Tim asks, looking concerned.

"Oh, Ancients, this isn't how I wanted it to go at all," he mutters, slipping even further into his chair. He's almost on the floor now and he so, so wishes it could just swallow him up.

His real first meeting with Batman was meant to be cool! He had planned to be Phantom, maybe save them from a tight spot, prove his worth as a mysterious and powerful ally as thanks for the help Batman gave him in the future.

"Danny, what are you talking about?" Tim starts tugging on his sleeve in an attempt to pull him back up from his pit of despair.

Eventually, Danny relents and sits up straighter, hiding his face in his hands and whining all the while.

"I'm sorry, I just didn't expect him to be here and it threw me off so now I look stupid and it's so embarrassing!" he wails, flailing his arms wide. "Why wouldn't you warn me that Batman was your adopted dad, Tim? Couldn't you have let me know?"

"I'm sorry, what? Danny are you alright? There's no way Bruce can be Batman, look at him!"

"Yeah," the blonde girl laughs from the bottom of the table, "look at him! That's a wet noodle of a man! Batman can actually do things, B is incapable of pretty much everything."

"Thank you, Stephanie," Bruce sighs, massaging his forehead.

It's... Those are the first words Danny's heard Batman say since everything went down and it's enough to knock him out of his embarrassment.

It's really good to hear his voice again. Especially now, when it's strong and healthy and full of personality—even if that personality is little more than a tired father right now—far better than how it had been, at the end.

Danny sits up, back straight, and grins. He's got this. He remembers it perfectly. Some people count sheep to fall asleep, Danny repeats his mantra to be certain that he'll never forget it.

"Gamma alpha upsilon tau iota mu epsilon, 42, 63, 28, 1 colon 65 dash 9."

Once again, the whole table falls into silence.

"Holy shit..." breathes the other D name (Duke? Danny's pretty sure he's Signal) from opposite Stephanie. "Isn't that...?"

"The time travelling code." The littlest Wayne says stiffly. "We have met in the future?"

"That's not just the time travelling code, Dami." Dick says, looking between Danny and Bruce. "That's the family time travelling code."

Danny's grin freezes in place.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"1 colon 65 dash 9." Dick explains, still flicking between him and Bruce. "It means you've been adopted into the family and we should all treat you as such, no questions asked."

"Tell you what, I'm about to ask a question." Danny says, dumbstruck. "You just told me it was a code to identify time travellers, not anything about being adopted! What the hell, B?"

Bruce looks about as shellshocked as Danny feels.

"We must have been close," he says finally, after opening and closing his mouth like a fish out of water a few times.

"No! Not that close!" Danny reels back, taking a deep breath ready to refute it all, but... "Well, I mean, you found me when I first got stuck, and you helped me get better despite being... And then we fought together against the, uh, bad guy, before he, um, he... before you couldn't."

An uncomfortable beat passes while they all pick up on what Danny tried so hard not to say.

"So, you're not from the future, then, you travelled there and came back?" Tim asks, breaking the tension and leaning forward with a glint in his eye.

"Yeah, it was a whole end of the world thing, but don't worry about it," Danny says with a hand wave, "It's all kosher now, won't ever happen."

"What did happen?"

"Seriously, don't worry about it, we cool."

"How long in the future was it?"

"About ten years? You were pretty spry for an old man, B," Danny laughs, wishing they'd get off the topic of what happened and get back to the adoption bit.

Everyone shares degrees of a cautious smile as they relax out of the shock, and Dick—whose grin is the biggest—says, "No wonder you got the family code, you're already riffing on him like one of us. How long were you there for?"

"A week, before I managed to get back to my present and stop him then."

"A week? Jeez, B, that has to set some kind of record, seriously."

"Oh!" Danny says, sitting bolt upright and blinking in surprise before pointing at Dick and bouncing in his seat. "You're Nightwing!"

"What?"

"That's exactly what Nightwing said when Batman told me the code! Makes so much more sense now."

Dick laughs and claps his hands, delighted.

"You were not formally adopted?" The grumpy small one—Dami?—asks, his face pinched.

"I didn't even know I was informally adopted."

"And your parents? Are they alive or dead?"

"Damian, stop—"

"They were dead in the future, but they're alive now." Danny says, looking down. He fiddles with the tablecloth, twisting the fabric around his fingers as he fights down the pang of sadness that he always feels when he thinks of them now. He forces a bright smile on his face and hopes it doesn’t look too strained. "I just, uh, can't talk to them much, anymore."

"Damian," Dick warns, "1 colon 65 dash 9. Treat them as family, no questions asked."

"This is Damian treating him as family, the little turd has no manners." Tim scoffs, rolling his eyes, but he gently bumps shoulders with Danny to knock him out of his funk. Danny can't help but send him a watery smile.

"I have the most exemplary manners, Drake, unlike some people." Damian spits, crossing his arms with a pout. "I was merely ascertaining his status to see how he could possibly fit into the family."

"I know this is all a bit sudden, Danny," Bruce smiles, ignoring Damian and reaching out to lay a warm hand on his arm, "for all of us. But if I felt strongly enough to give you that code after spending a week with you in the future, then you are more than welcome in this family, if you so choose it. I think I can speak for all of us when I say we'd like to get to know you a bit more."

"I know a threat when I hear it, Bruce." Danny snorts. "But, yeah, I get it. I'm sorry this is all so weird, it really wasn't how I wanted to find you again, but... I'm glad I did."

"So are we, Danny." Dick says, with a warm smile. "And formally or not, 1 colon 65 dash 9 means you're family. Welcome to the fun house! No take backs or refunds, sorry. You're stuck with us."

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

[anniebass]

high spice tolerance, my ass

(old man smut)

[soosoosoup]

Chord Striker Au by @thatbennybee

[mikonez]

going places, doing things, pining on the passenger seat