#I will be making a third and final post to this btw!

[ofekma]

@demethinkstoomuch

I was asked to elaborate so here goes.

I wanted to start this post by linking to one of "The Determinators" theories, but not only they've deleted their blog, they even asked for their posts to not be archived.

So it's probably lost forever because people were horrible to them:(

So I'll have to recreate this from memory:

Basically, Ralsei made us watch Susie because he...wanted us to watch Susie. He wanted to check on her and how she was doing.

Think about the first time it happened.

Ralsei asked Kris if they were worried about Susie.

Then, no matter what you say, he isn't giving us a choice about watching her or not.

And he's been doing nothing EXCEPT giving us a choice this entire game and specifically this chapter. Yet in this scene, he insists.

Then at the end of that we see Ralsei saying this line

Which of course created the whole "secret coversations" theory.

But the interesting part starts in chapter 2, when looking at Susie or not is optional. Sure, Ralsei gets taken aback if we don't watch her in the snowgrave route, but in the regular route he isn't trying to force a cutscene on us again.

So why did Ralsei move from "no, you WILL watch this cutscene" in chapter 1 to "sure, not a big deal"in chapter 2? The Determinators' theory suggested that it's because Susie is post her chapter 1 character development and he isn't worried about what she might be up to anymore.

Which is supported by the third chapter, where there isn't even a "so that's why, ok Kris?" line from him after we go watch Susie.

And we know that Ralsei does know what Susie has been up to in chapter 2 because he thinks about it later:

Though you could argue that he only knows about it because of his prophecy knowledge.

In chapter 3 though, Ralsei doesn't even look at them before Susie comes back. Which in my opinion supports the theory that watching this is about Susie.

But then, in chapter 4, Ralsei is back to insisting we watch Susie but he isn't even insisting that we watch Susie, just that we (including Kris) get distracted by something while he's off looking at things out of screen.

So his reasoning this time couldn't have been the secret conversation which makes me further doubt that it even was about secret conversations at all.

but unlike the determinators' (years old btw, makes sense it doesn't hold up fully) theory, Ralsei for sure wasn't watching Susie this time.

My guess that he was checking prophecy related books the way he had in other sections of the library throughout the chapter.

But the final and strongest "it's about Susie" theory is this:

Which proves that Kris can totally watch Susie when they do this cutscene transfer, this is how they managed to locate her and come to her aid in time during her battle with the statue.

And I argue that they watched her, every single time. That both us AND Kris watched what Susie was doing during these scenes.

Maybe Kris could multitask though, and both watch Susie and have a conversation/just listen to Ralsei telling them stuff. Just like how they can both have the cutscene of Susie fighting the statue and run to find her.

I guess that I can't outright disprove that Ralsei didn't decide to multitask and talk to Kris about the player or something in chapters 1 and 2 while also watching Susie having solo adventures, which means that I am taking back my decisive declaration at the first post.

But whatever he was telling them clearly wasn't the main reason for these cut scenes, and I personally believe that during these cutscenes he was talking about Susie himself, not about the player, but that's just a personal headcanon.

So, the new chapters pretty much killed the "Ralsei sends the player to watch Susie so he can have secret conversations with Kris" theory, right?

Because it sure killed it for me.

[savemeafruitjuice]

Ducktales Tickle Headcanons Part 2!!

I am sososo happy to be making content for all of the sillies- so here I am with a part 2 of my first post!! Just an addition with the rest of the family!!

Also, I am posting this without the Scrooge hcs for now because I haven't felt like writing them recently, but I feel bad about not posting. Either way, I still wanted to post this, and I'll make some more at some point! 👍

TW!: SOME SWEARING!! There are spoilers for Season 2 and 3!!

Tags for moots!: @sunsetsandsunshine, @hypermoonlover, @rice-cake-teen10

Tags for others that may enjoy!: @randommusicalfluff, @anxious-lee, @dreamlol1234

If you would like to be tagged when I make Ducktales tickle-content, tell me!

💕 Webby! 💕

Ler-Leaning Switch!! 65-35

Lee:

She thinks tickling is so fun!!

Before the triplets came to live at the mansion, Webby didn't have experience with tickling

She knew what it was, but the idea of having friends to actually enjoy it with was new to her

Definitely a squealer- and a fighter

Her first instinct is to grab onto the offending hands, and turn the tables

That doesn't mean she doesn't like being tickled, but has a slight preference to be on the giving side

Webby will slap and kick and twist, lowkey rivaling how much Dewey squirms

Her worst spots are probably her sides, armpits, stomach, and knees

Isn't suuuper ticklish outside of these spots, but these by far get the best reactions

Lee moods happen on occasion, and while Webby isn't particularly embarrassed to ask for tickles, she can get flustered

Especially asking Lena

The triplets are usually extremely chill about tickling in general, so she was introduced to it in a very supportive light

After befriending Lena, there were some adjustments that had to be made

Knowing Lena isn't huge on physical touch (at least on the surface), the two did have to discuss boundaries

Now, as long as there is consent and the mood is chill, tickles are free-range

Webby has really great self-control when she is aware that the tickling is about to happen

If she's caught off-guard, consider yourself done for. She is ruthless and turns the tables almost instantly.

However, she can pretty impressively stay still otherwise

Is always in competition with Dewey

Whether it be tickle-games, fights, or other competitions, those two are constantly trying to beat the other

Her laugh is very high and bubbly, full of squeals, squeaks, and even snorts

Doesn't typically get tickled regularly, unless it's a tickle fight

The triplets are borderline afraid to tickle her because they know she's gonna get them back

Only Dewey is fearless when it comes to attacking her

Ler:

An evil ler

Tickles people a lot more than she gets tickled

Webby's style is a bit rougher, but she is always mindful of boundaries

Loves using squeezes, pokes, tazes, and raspberries

Mainly will get people in retaliation, either for tickling her first, or just general annoyance

Gets Dewey and Lena the most

When tickling was still pretty new to her, she was in fact not aware that things could be taken too far

She did have to learn the hard way.

Would not stop apologizing to Louie afterwards- she felt so bad

Louie was fine, though. Just a little overwhelmed with it all

Webby became much more careful after that, and always checks in during tickling

Gets ler moods often, and will go to pretty much any of her friends for them

Pins her lee down most of the time

Webby knows all sorts of fighting moves, and while she'd never hurt the people she cares about, she will use her skills to hold them in place

It drives the triplets crazy.

Like, one second Huey is peacefully sitting on the floor, practicing a speech for his Junior Woodchuck meeting

And the next, he is hopelessly stuck on his stomach, with Webby ruthlessly tickling the shit out of his armpits

This happens frequently too.

She's pretty unstoppable when it comes to tickling

Has to be ganged up on to actually give in

Lena and Violet have only made her admit defeat a total of 2 times

Her stamina is really good

Doesn't tease often- she isn't very good at it

On occasion she will say things like "Tickle tickle!" "Ohh, I've got you now!"

Will end with a check-in, then give her lee a hug and some water

🖤 Lena! 🖤

Ler-Leaning Switch!! 70/30

Lee:

Has mixed opinions on tickling

On one hand, Lena grew up under control of her aunt, and never got to actually experience things like tickles until she met Webby

On the other, it turns out that it is actually really fun!

During a sleepover, Webby introduced it as a game to play

Lena was hesitant at first, insecurities plaguing her mind

Like.. should she even be enjoying childish things like this? Was there a purpose at all? What if she wasn't ticklish?

Webby for sure took initiative in dispelling all of those thoughts, because they deserve to enjoy being kids 😌

Surprisingly enough, she is decently ticklish!

Lena will let out a loud ass scream if she's tickled unexpectedly

Her friends think it is hilarious, and will sneak up behind her rather frequently to tickle her

Worst spots are her armpits, feet, and neck

Will slam her arms down and try to twist away when she's getting tickled, acting like she's fighting for her life

Lena has a loud cackle

Rarely has laugh much different than that, but she will snort after a while

She is only comfortable with close friends tickling her, so communication is key to make sure she's okay with it

Doesn't particularly get lee moods, but she is usually up for a tickle fight with friends

Does not have very good self control, and will not hesitate to slap hands away

Will also kick if her ler is in leg-range

Cannot. Take. Teasing.

Gets super flustered and low key crumbles

Lena will be scrunched up, face pink and telling her ler to "just shut up!"

The triplets have only tried to tickle Lena once.

Let's just say they never attempted that again.

Ler:

Like Webby, Lena prefers to be the one doing the tickling

More of a mischievous ler, and isn't ruthless most of the time

When tickling people, she does a lot of scribbling, as well as pokes and sometimes squeezes

Always mindful of boundaries, and asks about what her lee is comfortable with before tickling them

Most frequent lees are Webby and Violet

Likes to tickle as a prank, to convince them of something, or in a tickle fight with a close friend

Lena can hold her own in said fights pretty well, and wins a fair amount of them

However, most of the times she loses is when there are multiple lers

Gets ler moods sometimes, and will usually go to Violet or (rarely, when she's feeling more bold) one of the triplets

Likes going for spots that make people flail, she thinks it's funny

Won't pin her lee down unless she's out for revenge

If that's the case, you're kinda screwed.

Will agree to team up with Webby to tickle-attack Dewey on occasion; it makes the poor kid loses his mind

Lena likes to tease a lot

Makes snarky comments, and has no trouble saying the word 'tickle'

I imagine that whenever she learned to harness her powers, that became a way to hold whoever she's trying to tickle in place

I mean, she used it to make her friends float, I don't think it's beyond her by any means 🤷

Definitely a force to be reckoned with, though it's all in good fun 😊

💛 Donald! 💛

Lee-Leaning Switch!! 60/40

Lee:

Oh yeah, this silly uncle definitely loves tickles, whether he'd admit it or not!

When they were kids, he and Della would get into tickle fights all the time

To be fair, it was mostly Della attacking her brother, but that's besides the point.

Donald is quite literally the embodiment of the bag-crinkling laugh

You know the one I'm talking about??

That is his laugh. There is nothing else it could possibly be /silly

Worst spots are probably his stomach, knees, hips, sides and armpits

Really really ticklish everywhere. It's kinda wild.

Would get obliterated with tickles daily in his childhood

He thought it was the most embarrassing thing in the world, but Della insisted it was anything but.

Okay, I live for the siblings- they definitely got into an atrociously large amount of tickly shenanigans together

So many battles were fought over tickling. It was just a daily occurrence.

it didn't stop as they got older either

Seems like the type to double over as soon as the tickling starts

Straight up folding in half like a lawn chair- it's over for him.

If he's standing when it happens, just scratch that. He isn't anymore.

Doesn't get lee moods often, but they do happen

After Della left, he started getting them a lot more frequently

The lack of physical affection was a bit of a shock. He didn't realize how much he'd cherished the little moments with his sister

Eventually, Donald got somewhat used to it, focusing his attention on raising the boys.

When she returned, there was a lot of lost time to make up for. Della made it a point to tickle the crap out of her brother whenever she could. (not that Donald was complaining)

Gets tickled the most by Della and Dewey, though he is much more embarrassed about the latter

His blue nephew loves to cause mischief for seemingly no reason

Donald could be peacefully cuddled up with him, when suddenly Dewey whips around and decides to just latch onto his sides- His uncle's reaction is so crazy, how could he not?

Still, despite his general weakness to tickles, Donald is still capable of turning the tables when necessary.

Ler:

A pretty nice ler 😋

Has a gentler style, with fluttering, scribbling and little pokes and prods

Now, he does tickle more roughly, but that's usually reserved for his sister

Mainly tickles his boys, he thinks it's the cutest thing in the world

Gets them relatively the same amount, but more often then not, it's Dewey who needs attention.

Will tickle people in retaliation, just to play, or to get someone to calm down (It's Dewey).

Pays attention to body language, and never pushes past his kiddo's limits

Delights in tickling each of his nephews, and has favorite little things about their reactions

Donald loves how Huey will throw his head back in laughter when he gets a bad spot, twisting around to try and get away.

He loves how Dewey will lay sprawled in his lap, wiggling about, but barely fighting back as he scribbles at his belly.

He also loves how Louie will get all worked up in anticipation as soon as he knows the tickling is coming, only to cuddle with his uncle afterwards, huffing with red cheeks about how "unfair he is".

Gets ler moods sometimes (slightly less than he does lee moods), and will usually make an excuse to tickle one of the triplets

However, if he's in a rougher mood, he'll go find Della and attempt to wreck her shit

It's risky, because she can super easily get him back, but Donald tries anyways.

Doesn't really pin his lees down. To him, dodging the flailing limbs is half of the fun

Teases in moderation. Donald will usually wiggle his fingers over a tickle spot before actually getting it, and he also makes funny sound effects to keep his lee in stitches

Afterwards, will give whoever he was tickling a hug, and a check in to make sure they're okay

Overall a very sweet and silly ler! 💗💗💗

🤎 Della! 🤎

Ler-Lean!! 80/20

Lee:

Alright, Della is a huge ler

Buut, being ticklish is in her blood- she is definitely weak to tickles!

Her laugh consists of loud cackles, snorts, and maybe a scream if you catch her off guard!

Della's response to tickling is to go on the offense

She'll slam her arms to her sides, and then almost immediately make attempts to tickle her ler back

If she can't turn the tables, she'll curl up and stay defiant until she cracks

Worst spots are her underarms, sides, knee, neck, and calf

While Della is ticklish in other places, those have a better chance of disarming her

Isn't embarrassed about being ticklish, though sometimes she'll deny it just to mess with people

Della is extremely hard to defeat when it comes to being tickled- she's got some crazy stamina

If she's aware that she's going to be tickled, depending on who it is, she's likely to try and convince them to leave her be

Although, if it's Donald, she'll go and just attack him first 🤷

Gets tickled the most by Donald and Dewey, but it still isn't often that she's on the receiving side.

As for lee moods, she doesn't get them a lot, but they happen every once and a while

When she is caught in one, she doesn't really ask to be tickled.

However, she will start more tickle fights than usual, being a lot less vicious in hopes that the other will gain the upper hand!

Ler:

Oh ho ho, you best believe that Della is the biggest tickle monster known to mankind!

During her childhood, tickling her brother was one of her favorite past times

She would constantly surprise him with tickles, to provoke him, initiate a tickle-fight, or just to tease

I lowkey see her as an older sister, so she has probably been a menace to Donald his entire life 😁💕💕

Absolutely loves turning people she loves into laughing messes, it is one of her favorite things in the world!

Has a rougher style, but she is willing to tweak her methods to better suit whoever she's tickling.

Will sneak up behind her lee and taze sides, squeeze, poke and scribble- basically anything she can think of!

Della also uses raspberries, as well as tickly bites and kisses

After she got back to Earth, she was trying to cram as much fun and games into her kiddo's lives as possible.

Would come up with all sorts of games to play with her sons, especially tickly ones

Will chase the triplets around as she acts like a monster, then tickle them when she catches them

Has a wild monster persona, and is absolutely ruthless

If you ever see her teaming up with Huey, just know that whatever peace that may have been known in the household is forfeited (no seriously- that is a duo made in hell and I need to write for it)

Tickles her boys in all different ways too!

Will tickle Huey to calm his nerves, and is usually a bit more gentle with him (unless he asks for more)

Sometimes after a particularly hard day, Della will cuddle up with her eldest son and scribble away at his sides until he's relaxed

It is the sweetest thing ever, and both of them love spending time with one another.

Will tickle Dewey pretty sporadically, and gets into a lot of little competitions with him

In my first set of headcanons, I said that Dewey spent time trying to find out if his mom is ticklish

After he learned that yes, she is in fact very ticklish, the two started to get into some crazy tickle fights

Della will also play try not-to-laugh games with him, use it as revenge for something he does, or just flat-out tickle the shit out of him for no reason and say she's 'training his endurance'.

Will tickle Louie pretty frequently, and loves to baby him while she does it

Della will scoop him up and go on about how cute he is as she pinches at his sides and gives him raspberries

It drives Louie nuts, because it's so ticklish, and he literally can't get away, plus the teasing makes it a thousand times worse.

Della also made it a point to tickle her brother as much as possible after she returned from the moon

Donald argued at first, telling her they were too old to be doing things like tickling one another

As the older sister, and therefore wiser, she insisted that none of that is true.

Keeps boundaries in mind, and always makes sure her lee is comfortable with what she's doing beforehand

Overall a very fun (although evil) ler!!

[liliumalbum]

Hi, the person "who is writing down and locating all the teams for a fanfiction they have in mind but can't continue cause they love worldbuilding too much and refuses to move on until she gets every team" is here.

I'm still fighting for my life with the Exy Teams and their locations. Was able to locate and relocate different teams thanks to a couple peoples help. I've also realized that I accidentally put Columbia Dragons in Colorado when it should've either been in Washington DC or South Carolina (which isn't possible unless USC Columbia and Columbia Dragons are the same team since USC Columbia was noted to be the only other team in South Carolina, so I put Columbia Dragons as a Washington DC team)

Found out through a map which I would've found useful yesterday that Virginia and West Virginia should've technically been part of the Southeastern (or technically, South) District but were somehow put in Northeast. Which, fair, Northeast is really small.

Don't know if there will be a Midwest District, but I'm adding states to there anyways.

And also, successfully got my 14 Southeastern Teams that is including the Ravens.

And then I remember this line:

And I started thinking. Wtf does that have to do with transferring to another district?

At first I thought, oh, they're the only D1 Exy Team there but then the it's mentioned that they're the only team in Western Virginia, not the Northeast (Penn State is there, duh me) and like... wtf does that have to do with their transfer????

Sports fans help me, Americans, also help me.

Map I used for the Sport Districts:

[dandyshucks]

i am freeeeeeeee [collapses into a pile of dust]

[sheeezu]

Yes, this is a new account, I just made this. I don't care if people question the authenticity of my post, my experience as a shifter, or whatever I'm about to say.

I don't know how to use Tumblr, nor do I know how to make my post reach people who need it, nor would I be a narcissist and say "you're lucky if you found my post!" I don't mind if this reaches an audience or not, I'm glad to get everything off my chest.

Yes. I've shifted.

I have shifted realities, more times than I can count on my fingers, and that is for a very specific reason, which I'll explain later.

I'm writing this because I'm about to permashift, and no, I won't hear out any antishifters or people who don't like permashifting in general, I don't care about your opinion so don't waste my time.

Before I start, I'd like to say one thing:

I was irrational minded, I lacked belief in myself and shifting. Shifting often times felt like a chore more than a fun activity, and i have to admit, it became an unhealthy habit.

So? Why did I mention this?

Because I had been lurking around shifting communities and I realised everyone feels like this, a very (mentally) painful feeling where the lack of shifts starts acting as your biggest enemy, and the phrase:

"Shifting needs practice!"

Sounds like poison when it comes from an experienced shifter.

Though, is the phrase actually true?

No, not at all.

Shifting does not need practice!!

Here's why:

(BTW, I will explain my "method", no matter if I have time or not. Also, I don't call this reality "Current Reality", instead I call it Void reality, so don't get confused.)

The "practice" you're doing is only affecting your void reality (taking time out of your day, making you constantly think you're in your learning phase, so it doesn't exactly lead to your desired reality, does it?)

Of course, if you view it as a skill, it will in some way act like that, it'll become a skill for you, and you can never succeed on your first, second, third, hundredth try, because in your brain you have registered the fact that shifting is this grand, universal task, and that it is very difficult (because its common sense that you practice difficult things to get good at them)

Practice is a very humane and earthly act, if people have succeeded doing just practice, then good for then, they're right in their own way, but it didn't work for me, and in my opinion it's the worst way to view shifting, and often times it is demotivating, and you'll mess up you're entire journey.

Shifting is not a skill, shifting is a universal law.

I'll become more clear as I explain my journey:

My journey:

I found shifting from a random YouTube video 3 years ago. I might have only said cool and moved along.

A year later something traumatic happened in my life, which shook me so badly I needed an escape.

First of all, I chose astral projecting, but I realised I was too much of a coward to do so.

Then I came towards shifting, first DR was very typical, it was Hogwarts.

Having no knowledge whatsoever in the topics of spirituality, meditation, I went straight to methods, because they were like guides for me, I was very inexperienced, of course, and looked at other people and what they were doing for guidance.

Alice in wonderland method didn't do much, raven method was too uncomfortable (side note, all this raven method does is make you too focused on your void reality, cmon, in your DR are you laying down like a starfish?) And I was having terrible trouble with my intrusive thoughts (which made the floor disappear from under my feet, made the stairs for the stairs method too short to climb or straight up made them dissappear as well)

I didn't have any luck that year, no mini shifts, no lucid dreams, or sleep paralysis. And my DRs never remained constant. They always changed on a daily basis.

I was big on methods, I couldn't realize they never worked for me.

Although, this year of failure led me to finally figure out where I belonged.

A DR made out of scratch, which I spend much effort in putting the pieces of it together.

The DR, which was called "Home reality" really made me feel settled in my journey.

LOA, and the consciousness theory were the leading factors which made me shift.

And don't worry, it isn't what you're tired of being told, I didn't just apply any orthodox definition of LOA and succeeded.

Background to my first shift:

It was a particularly stressful day, I really missed my home.

I was studying at my college (I still am, but...) and I was dreading giving a chemistry test, I did not prepare. In my mind, one thing was constantly looping in my head.

The scenario of the chemistry teacher coming in, and taking the test, and the next day I get it handed back with a big fat zero.

But then I stopped and wondered, having already known about the consciousness theory, so according to it:

"I am constantly letting this thought run in my mind, and constantly letting this reality dictate what happens next."

Basically, I realized what was about to happen next was indirectly in my control, but with my line of thinking, I was letting this reality control it directly.

I stopped, like actually stopped thinking.

And with a blank mind I thought.

"I won't have to take any test today."

And went around telling my classmates this with a confident tone.

The teacher came in, said we'll instead do some practicals in lab.

So the test got cancelled.

Going home, I got excited, i felt powerful.

I decided to apply this to shifting.

Before shifting, I took a nap during the day, (if you're tired your body insists on sleeping, so your mind will get hazy and you will start acting lazy towards your goal)

And after living how I normally would, before bedtime, I listened to some songs, and look at a Pinterest board which reminded me of my home reality.

My method and what happened next:

First phase of shifting:

When I laid down on the bed to start shifting, I first got comfy (for me, if I feel sleepy for some reason, I laid on my back, I can't fall asleep in that position, but if I think ill stay awake until I reach a "detached state" then I sleep on my side, it's comfortable)

I obviously wasn't checking the time, but I spent about 10 minutes getting relaxed, all I do to relax is:

a) look at the blackness (closed eyes, looks like starry skies) and try to believe I'm looking at the milky way.

b) think about my home reality, just faces of my loved ones, and nostalgia inducing images.

c) Affirm, but don't focus entirely on affirming, usually in the back of my mind I'm repeating "I have shifted to my home reality" "I have shifted my senses to my home reality" "I have stopped sensing the void reality" "I am smelling, tasting, feeling, hearing and seeing my home reality" no other fancy affirmations required. (Now that I think about it, you need to affirm NOW because this method has two phases, one where you are shifting, and one where you have shifted, and you are in the 3D, where you are occupying your DR self, their thoughts, and memories, and popular method usually only have one phase, either you are shifting, or have shifted. So my point is if you affirm later and you'll be affirming when you're supposed to be in your DR, and obviously, your DR self won't be spouting out affirmations about shifting to a random reality for no reason.)

During this time, you'll feel tingly all over. It's a good sign.

And you'll feel a certain detachment, like you aren't exactly here, you have no idea what position you're lying in, and where your feet are. (Please, for the love of God do not start counting your feet or get freaked out that you can't feel your leg, you'll come back to the void reality.)

So you can start the next phase.

Middle phase (optional):

To prepare for the next and last phase, you can do this to get ready, or don't (First read the third phase)

This is all about connection to your DR.

Think about memories from your DR, focus on the faces of your loved ones, the way you act, talk, your mannerisms in your DR, or you can simply say affirmations like these one:

My name is ___.

I work as a ___.

My age is ___.

Don't try to imagine vividly or anything, lightly touch upon the basic details of your DR, the construction and foundation of any reality and the person, who has existed there for their entire life.

(That's you!)

Phase three:

Take a sudden, abrupt stop from your stream of thoughts. (Yes intrusive thoughts will still pop up but don't give any importance to them) when you're in a blank state of mind, not longer than 30 seconds, you need to build up to the last step of your shifting method, and journey.

a) start imagining hearing the voices of your loved ones or just any voice, calling your DR name, your nicknames, with different tones. (For example, i heard my name in an angry tone from my father when he was scolding me, I heard my name followed by a laughter when my S/O teased me.)

OK, for me, I started feeling intense, groundshaking symptoms at this moment. Sudden flashing of lights, extreme feeling of floating, and ofcourse, feeling tingliness so much that it felt like pins and needle on my entire body. (I did ignore the symptoms)

b) plan the rest of your day in your DR, which you will be spending.

AGAIN, PLEASE DON'T SAY IT LIKE THIS.

❌️When I reach my DR ❌️ I will have to go to that eye specialist for that appointment.

Instead: (and the more you personalize it, the better)

Ughhh, I have to go to that appointment- this day will suck.

(Don't mind my example, that was the only thing I could think of at the moment)

c) in this reality, you are constantly thinking of something, your thoughts are definitely what constructs this reality, and your current thoughts are affecting your subconscious. (By this point, your subconscious is grounded in your DR, so don't worry about that bastard.)

Now, you're going to start thinking, thoughts which are going on in your DR self's mind, start with one sentence, with which you'll be able to start consciously thinking like your DR self.

And think in the style, tone, and mood of your DR self, and keep the thoughts strictly related to your DR.

Thats it, but what happens afterwards? And what happened to me?

So for me, I started feeling weird while I was thinking.

And I remember I thought this:

"Ugh, I don't want eggs for breakfast."

(I'm not saying this is the key to shifting, at this point, I had covered various topics, including, weather, my upcoming work assignment, and praised my S/O for a good 5 minutes.)

And I started panting, like suddenly I was trying to catch my breath, the room felt bright, so I opened my eyes, and well, I was in my home reality :)

I was delirious for a few second, my S/O was looking at me worriedly, but surprisingly, it didn't even take me a minute to adjust, it felt all so natural and I wasn't scared.

I didn't even feel emotional, at all, and didn't hug my S/O with tears in my eyes, I straight up asked to be served breakfast, incase anyone was wondering.

So that's it.

Although i have much to say, I'm tired of writing, but I'm more than willing to answer each and every one of your questions, although I only have 7 hours left till I permashift, I'll remain mostly active till then.

And no, I'm not rereading this to fix my grammar, so just ask if anything confused you.

Ask away.

I'm still not sure if this'll reach anyone or not.

[kitten4sannie]

backstage bukakke with ateez ♡

a/n: is anyone in need of post coachella performance brainrot?? :33 and if any of you were wondering,, no i’m not okay 🙂‍↔️🫶🏼 without further ado, here’s a LOT more backstage debauchery (like i went insane….i should be in a padded cell rn….) except this time san brought the whole crew to help drown you in cum <333 enjoy the meal my dears bc i can never show my face in public again after this 😭😭

w.c: 2.4k

warnings: alcohol use, subby fem manager! reader, free use, domteez, gangbang, who’s the biggest menace here? that’s for you to decide 🫵🏼, this is just complete filth btw,, dirty talk, degradation/praise, pet names/name calling, so much cum….., yungi confirm the big cock allegations, hongjoong might have a captain kink idk, double penetration, anal, implied sloppy seconds/thirds/fourths kskssb, brief tit play, brief oral, cum eating, size kink, bulge kink, breeding, creampies for days, a bukakke as promised <3

Once the members sent out their last waves and finger hearts to the adoring fans and locals in the vast festival crowd, they made their way back to their temporary dressing room to catch their breath and have a celebratory drink or two. Brimming with adrenaline and energy due to their momentous performance, they erupted in enthusiastic greetings as soon as their dear manager entered the room, a few of them draping their arms around your shoulders to give you a quick hug.

“Manager-nim, did you like the show?” San spoke up, bringing his glass up to his mouth, taking a small sip of the potent liquor.

“You know you can just call me by my name, San, and I thought you guys absolutely killed it, like always,” you replied, scanning their faces, lightly adjusting the hem of your work blazer. No matter how many times you had all of their eyes and attention on you, you couldn’t seem to get used to it. It always made you feel hot under the collar, not knowing what was going through each of their minds when they looked at you the way they did. With interest. Hunger.

San couldn’t help but smirk, his dimples visible. You had taken the bait. He watched Yunho serve you a glass of whiskey. “You’re right. We’re way past titles, aren’t we? Especially considering the way I had you bent over for me right after our set last weekend.”

You choked on the liquor, your body suddenly feeling hot, especially under the heated gaze of the men standing around you. “S-San, behave yourself.”

He lightly licked at his lips, his gaze sharpening, ready to add to the growing heaviness of the atmosphere in the room. “Don’t act so coy now, sweetheart. You know better than that, don’t you?”

You bit into your bottom lip, looking up to Yunho for help, only to find that he was giving you an increasingly perverse smile, like he was reminiscing about something filthy.

Yunho reached down to wrap a lock of your hair around his jewelry adorned finger, sighing, “We could all hear the way Sannie fucked your brains out, doll, but you wanted us to hear, didn’t you? Even though you’re our manager, you’re still our good little slut, yeah?”

Something clicked into place inside your brain like it usually did when they talked to you like this. You could finally stop being so uptight and in control, instead allowing the eager members to do as they pleased with you. “Yeah, I am,” you nodded shyly, your insides on fire.

San took a step towards you, reaching out to run his fingers along your collar bone. “Can I ask you something?”

Your breath caught inside your throat. You knew what he was going to ask. You knew what they wanted. Despite the professional relationship you had with the members, you always seemed to end up in increasingly unprofessional situations with them. You couldn’t help it, not when they always made you feel so good. Wanted. Craved. “Say it, San….”

While gazing down at you, his ringed finger drifted down your chest and along the seam of your blazer. “Can we make you our whore, Manager-nim?”

The members exchanged pleased glances with one another, some of them pulling at the crotch of their tailored pants.

“As long as someone locks the door, okay?” you answered underneath your breath, your eyes beginning to glaze over with lust.

San simply took a step around you, running his hands up and down your shoulders, coaxing you out of your blazer and unzipping your work dress, presenting you to his beloved members like you were a treat — one they would savor together.

-

“Don’t pass out on us now, baby,” San’s husky voice attempted to reach you through the fog you were in, his fingers gently rubbing at the fresh load that had splattered onto your flushed cheek, sliding his digits into your panting mouth for you to clean. “How many was that, hm? How many cocks have been inside you so far? Can our slutty manager remember?”

You stopped counting long ago, too fucked out to think about whose cock had already rearranged your insides and who had stuffed your ass full. You couldn’t even remember who had fucked your face either, but your sore jaw was proof that it was most likely one of the more gifted members. “I-i don’t know how many, just want more,” you whined out, looking up at San past your wet lashes.

“Yeah, you always want more from us, don’t you, baby? Want us to go to our limit? Want us to give you our all, huh? Are you going to milk us all dry like a good slut?”

You could hardly listen to his breathy, self-serving monologue, not with the way Wooyoung was gripping your hips and shoving his thick cock into you with abandon, like you were his own personal sex doll. “Uh-huh, wanna be good for you all…”

“How precious,” San sighed under his breath, all while he jerked himself off, beads of pre-cum spilling out of the twitching tip, watching the way his closest friend pumped himself in and out of your clenching hole, noticing the way his hips began to stutter. “Then, be good and take Wooyoung’s load inside that tight little cunt of yours, just like you took our Captain’s and Seonghwa’s earlier, okay? Can you do that for us, baby? Can you be our pretty little cum dump?”

You couldn’t speak, simply responding by squirting all over Wooyoung’s thrusting cock, just about ready to fall over from the overwhelming pleasure, but unable to with the way Mingi was behind you, his heaving chest pressing into your back, his ringed fingers lazily groping at your sore tits, balls-deep in your tight ass.

“Pretty baby, our pretty girl,” Mingi praised in a gravelly voice, his lips against your ear, squeezing your tits just as his groans began to crescendo, driving himself into you a few more times before he held still, previous loads leaking out of your ass and down the sides of his veined cock to the base as he filled you up again. “Can you feel that, babydoll? Feel the way I’m stuffing you full of cum? It feels so good, you want to cry, don’t you?”

All you could do was nod drunkenly, tears pricking at the corners of your hazy eyes, your trembling thighs growing more and more numb.

“Look at her, guys, she’s cumming just from being bred,” Wooyoung panted out, his hands squeezing into your sides, holding you still on his pulsing cock, not attempting to pull out until he was sure your inner walls were coated with his cum, chuckling smugly along with his fellow members at the way you desperately drew in another shaky breath and simply whined instead of forming words. “Poor slut can’t even talk. Someone should shoot their load down her throat. Maybe it’ll help ground her.”

“Way ahead of you,” Yeosang softly interjected, giving you a princely smile as he walked up to where you were positioned on the lengthy couch. He ran his slender fingers through your hair, slowly angling your head back as he did, bringing his slicked-up cockhead to your parted lips. “Say ‘ahh’, darling.”

Just as you obeyed, you watched Yeosang’s pretty flushed face contort in pleasure, reaching out to wrap your fingers around his pulsing length, milking it for all it’s worth, rope after rope of hot cum shooting into the back of your throat, a few dribbles remaining on your tongue. You were so full of cum, all of your holes were used up, and yet you needed more. “Not enough…More, please. I’m being such a good girl, aren’t I?”

San’s teeth sunk into his bottom lip, sharing glances with the other members, squeezing around the base of his cock to keep himself from busting right then and there. “Guys, I think we broke our manager.”

“Isn’t that the point? Look at her. She loves it,” Wooyoung pointed out, motioning to your blissed-out face, before he finally pulled out of you, reaching down to spread open your used hole, pleased sighs echoing inside the room. “Look, Sannie, her cunt’s all messy now. Ran through. Just the way you like it, huh, you sick fuck? You want sloppy seconds?”

San nodded his head, salivating, practically in a trance.

“Then, hurry up and shove your cock inside her before my cum leaks out,” Wooyoung tsked, climbing off of the cum-stained couch and smacking his hand against San’s ass to get him to spring into action, which he did, laying down on his back and sliding you down onto his cock inch by inch, but not before he tapped his leaking cockhead over your swollen clit a few times for good measure.

San’s dimples accompanied his shit-eating grin as he bottomed out, slowly running one of his hands up your lower abdomen to feel the outline of his stiff cock. “It’s so big inside, isn’t it, Manager-nim? Am I stretching you out nice and wide?”

All you could do was whimper pathetically, because not only were you taking San’s curved cock inside your cunt, but meanwhile Mingi had been showing Yunho the way your hole had begun to gape after the rough treatment you had taken, especially from someone with his size, knowing it was best that he prepped you for his best friend, knowing the term ‘horse cock’ didn’t even begin to describe what Yunho had to offer you. “It’s all for you, bro. Come and get it,” Mingi mused huskily, getting out of Yunho’s way so that he could replace him, one hand on your ass to keep it spread open for everyone’s viewing pleasure, as your hole slowly swallowed up Yunho’s obscene girth.

San and Yunho seemed to be in the middle of an intense competition, considering the way they both would continually thrust into you harder, and faster, grabbing at your tits and hips for leverage to fuck into you even deeper than before, if that was possible. “I-it’s not a–fuck–race, guys,” you cried out, suddenly being pressed back into Yunho’s warm chest when San sat up on the couch and folded you up, jack-hammering himself into you, using you like a cocksleeve. 

“Yes, it is, and I’m gonna knock you up first, not this loser,” San grunted out in between shaky moans, smiling with his canines at you, then at Yunho past your shoulder, who responded by bucking his hips up into you so roughly, he had to wrap his arms around your middle to keep you in place. 

“I’m fucking her ass, dumbass, I can’t even knock her up if I wanted to,” Yunho replied breathlessly, shaking his head, giving San a playful smile, before pressing his lips to your earlobe. “And I want to, tiny. Wish I could.” 

“Not with that attitude,” San huffed, blowing his sweaty bangs out of his eyes, his vision beginning to blur with the sudden onset of pleasure surging through him. “I’m going to fucking–unnnh–fill up your slutty cunt with my cum, baby. Gonna make it so messy. And you’re, fuck, you’re so tight now. That’s our good cumslut.” 

“The perfect cumslut,” Hongjoong interrupted in a low voice, suddenly towering over you, holding his cock near your mouth, nodding approvingly when you began to suck and lick at the tip. “That’s right. You love Captain’s cock the most, don’t you, pretty girl?” 

Seonghwa pushed his way past the other thirsty members who were hovering around you like vultures, slipping his fingers into your hair and gently guiding you to his own cock, cooing at you approvingly when you let it hit the back of your throat. He smiled smugly at Hongjoong, who was now side-eyeing him. “Stay mad. It’s not my fault she has taste.” 

“You better watch it, Seonghwa.”

“You can watch our slut suck my cock.” 

Hongjoong grumbled to himself, reaching down to tug your head back just firmly enough to lead you back to his cock, before you took it upon yourself to sandwich their lengths together so that you could please them both at once. They stopped bickering and instead held onto each other, biting into their lips as their highs began to take over. 

It was then that San and Yunho emitted similar sounding guttural groans, fully sheathing themselves inside you, their fingers squeezing tightly into your hips from either side. 

“Cumming,” they both exhaled, resting their heads on either side of your shoulder, beads of sweat dripping down their jaws and along their straining necks. 

Just as hot cum poured into both of your used holes, Seonghwa and Hongjoong began to shudder and grunt out obscenities, aiming their milky streams towards your lolled-out tongue.

San suddenly waved for Jongho to come closer, pulling out just enough so that obscene globs of cum began to leak out of you, making you whine. “Here, cum inside her, JJong. I want my favorite maknae to finish our cumslut off.”

Jongho gingerly positioned himself near your gushing entrance and plugged you back up with his thick, throbbing cock, his strong thighs smacking into your delicate ones as he vigorously bounced you on his lap. “Want it?” he simply asked near your lips, making you blush.

“Please!”

Just as Jongho pounded his load and the others deep into your womb, Wooyoung, Yeosang, and Mingi pushed their way closer to you, vigorously jerking themselves off in order to leave their own individual mark on you for the second or third time, extremely pleased with themselves once they covered their dear manager’s face and body in their cum. 

Once you all came down, you found that you couldn’t quite operate your body properly, not when your lower half was completely numb and throbbing with residual pleasure. San and Yunho took it upon themselves to cuddle you from either side, while Jongho gently rubbed your tummy in circles, wondering whose load would knock you up first. Only time would tell.

“How was that?” San asked softly near your ear. 

“We weren’t too rough with you, were we?” Yunho murmured, biting his lip. 

“How are you feeling, Manager-nim?” Jongho added gently, patting your tummy.

You sighed gently, reaching up to pat their heads, smiling at the men around you. And to think you actually got paid for this. You couldn’t have asked for a better job. “Guys…I’m fine, and for the record, it was so good, I don’t think I can ever go back to having normal sex again. I’m a bit concerned, actually.”

The rest of the members began to laugh, and you joined along, before clearing your throat, suddenly feeling uncomfortably sticky, looking down to see what you had all done to the poor couch. “Okay, so, who’s going to clean this mess up? And, it’s not going to be me. I can’t move my legs. I…think you guys actually broke me.”

San looked over to Wooyoung, who was already rolling his eyes, pointing dramatically at him. “I told you!”

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[sunvylovebug]

A bath together

↬Warnings: There are mentions of nudity but this is NOT NSFW, Y/N is a killer, mentions of murdering …⁠ᘛ⁠⁐̤⁠ᕐ⁠ᐷ

↬ Gender Neutral!Reader, they/them pronouns and third person narration (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

↬Author Note: He's such a green flag, such a sweet boy, I want to give Me. Crawling a big hug. Btw finally posting something that has warnings lmao.

↬Summary: Y/N teaching Mr. Crawling about something basic in the daily routine; a warm bath.

↬ Word Count: 1,435 Words

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"Mr. Crawling please. I promise you it'll be fun! Fun? You like fun?"

Y/N's question was answered with a vigorous shake of the head. "No... Me no like. No like there. Not going."

"Please? Would you do it for me?" Of course they were gonna try to convince him that way, Mr. Crawling couldn't say no to that look after all.

It's been some days since they left that mysterious world. They went back to their usual activities like going to school and killing people, just the usual stuff for a human their age, right? They have been teaching Mr. Crawling about the human world and the routines that generally develop over time, a very important part of the daily routine is cleaning the body but Mr. Crawling was so hesitant to enter the tub, it was filled with warm water and soap, of course it looked comfy but then why was he acting that way?

Mr. Crawling stood firm in his decision. "Not going."

They sighed. "Would you enter if we did it together? Would you agree that way? You, me, together?"

He smiled and nodded, so he was throwing that whole tantrum so he could be with them. They weren't surprised really, he was a clingy being.

They took off their clothes with some hesitation, how would Mr. Crawling react? Would it be a good reaction? Now they were the one hesitating. And he noticed. "You okay?"

"I'm okay, it's just..." They shook their head. "Nothing."

Once the two were without clothes they shivered a little. "I already took a shower today, taking a bath is not necessary for me..." Y/N said to themselves as they stepped into the tub. "Your turn. Come here"

This time Mr. Crawling stepped into the tub without protest, a happy smile on his face. After feeling the temperature, he giggled, he looked happy. "Fun fun." He said, splashing a little of water.

"See? Told you it was fun... But you usually take a shower first, then get in the tub to relax, you know? The problem is that my shower is too small for someone so tall like you... I mean, this tub is also pretty small but I guess it works, not that bad hopefully. I hope you'll enjoy it." Indeed, it wasn't that big of a bathtub so they were pretty close, his cold back pressing against their chest.

He was happily listening to their yapping, not understanding a lot of course, but Mr. Crawling just liked the way they voice sounds when they're speaking to him, it was a sound that made him feel nice and warm inside.

"I'm gonna wash your hair, okay?" Y/N grabbed the bottle of shampoo, Mr. Crawling didn't understand what they meant with that but he was happy to let them take care of him. It made him feel special.

They started to gently massage his scalp, Mr. Crawling tried to eat the foam and bubbles that the shampoo produced but after they told him it wasn't food he felt somewhat disappointed, it smelled so good, how is it not something he cannot eat? "No food?"

"No, it's not food. It doesn't taste as good as it smells."

Mr. Crawling didn't get what Y/N said but he understood that he can't eat that and he was a well behaved boy so he didn't try to eat it again.

They spent a lot of time just washing his hair, making sure the tips and roots were clean, his hair got dirty when he crawled around and they wanted to take care of it for him. "Your hair is so pretty." They whisper softly.

He giggles. "Me pretty?"

"Your hair. Your hair pretty. But you're right Mr. Crawling, you pretty too."

He smiled and giggled, wanting to hug and headpat them but not being able cause of their position, Instead, he just rubbed his head happily against her neck. They took care of cleaning his body as much as possible while teaching him the basics of how to do it himself as well. He was very cheerful, as usual, always giggling and smiling, enjoying the experience, the attention he received and the gentle touches, the nice words and all the spoiling and pampering they gave him. They made him happy.

They started talking after starting to scrub his legs. "Next time I'll try to kill someone with money... Maybe we could put soft carpet on the floors or something... Your knees get bruised cause of your crawling and... I'm sure you don't feel it that much and you heal pretty fast... but I don't like seeing you like that." They gently kisses his temple, Mr. Crawling smiled and giggled happily.

Mr. Crawling He was having the best day of his life, the warmth of the water, Y/N's body heat, the pleasant aromas of the soaps and shampoo, listening to them humming while they took care of him... It was perfect.

But eventually the water turned cold and soon they got out of the tub, they wrapped a towel around their body to help Mr. Crawling dry himself with another towel. He liked that, it was soft and it smelled good. Everything in that room smelled good, it was different from what he was used to in his world.

"So? Did you liked it?" Y/N asked.

"Yes. Me like this." He nodded his head, smiled happily. "Me like you."

"Thank you. I like you too"

It was time for a new lesson; getting dressed. Mr. Crawling wasn't used to clothes and how humans dress, so they got him a new robe and some underwear. He protested a little at first, something so restrictive felt weird at first but once he got used to it he even liked it. His new robe looked a lot like the old one he had, that made him happy cause he really liked that robe.

"Me pretty, me pretty." He repeated over and over again when he saw himself in the mirror.

"Yes, you're pretty. Very very pretty."

He loved their praises, now that they were dressed and out of the tub he could hug them and give them the headpats he wanted. That made them happy too. He was so clingy. It was new to have someone so in awe of even the smallest detail about them, Mr. Crawling was a faithful devotee and Y/N a deity that he would worship for life.

"Let's dry your hair okay? We're done here."

They went back to the room, having Mr. Crawling sitting down on the edge of the bed, they were behind him, dryer in hand ready to take care of that beautiful and silky hair that Mr. Crawling had.

"This is a little loud but it's okay. It won't hurt." They wanted to make sure Mr. Crawling wouldn't freak out cause of the noise the air dryer made. He nodded and Y/N started doing their thing. The hot air felt nice, it took a good amount of time to dry all of his hair but they did it happily, Mr. Crawling felt excited and that was enough of a reason to do it.

"I'm done, what do you think?"

Mr. Crawling grabbed the air dryer and held it in front of his face, the air was moving his hair back, making him giggle. "Fun fun! Me like fun!"

"I know you like fun." They looked at him tenderly, Mr. Crawling was easy to impress, even the smallest detail could make him very excited, it was refreshing to have him by their side. "You know, I wanna braid your hair... Want me to show you something? You'll look pretty, I promise."

He tilted his head to the side but nodded gently, giving them the hair dryer back. They braided his hair gently, once it was done they made him look at the mirror.

They smiled, he was so excited. "You look pretty."

"Me pretty!" He looks at them with a big smile. "Me pretty... Thank you..."

They looked at the clock, it was almost midnight. "I should sleep now, it's getting late."

Mr. Crawling nodded, understanding their need of rest. They lay down together in bed after turning off the lights. He was hugging Y/N as if they were a delicate piece of art made of glass, something he had to protect. "You pretty... Thank you." He said against their neck.

"This could be a part of our routine... I like it, I wanna do it again."

"Again?" He asks happily.

"Yes. Not now! But tomorrow... Again"

He giggles. "Again! Again! Tomorrow again!"

They kiss his forehead. "It's time to sleep for now, okay? Goodnight Mr. Crawling."

"Night night... Pretty."

[sargeteen]

𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏 ! ᶜˡ¹⁶

guess this is what love feels like ⏦ﾟ♡︎

𝓬harles leclerc x 𝒎edia!male reader synopsis: ferrari finally caves and hires a gen z social media intern, who just so happens to be charles’s boyfriend and likes to make fun of him on the ferrari social media accounts

genre: crack humor, smau warnings: none

author's note: just a bunch of times where reader posts memes of charles on the instagram. this is all over the place and just becomes dumb at the end cause it’s 1 am right now

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scuderiaferrari how we feel going into race day 🏎🔥

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userone HELLO?????

usertwo BRO WHO TOOK OVER THE FERRARI INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT ???? 😭😭

charles_leclerc this isn't nice ⤷ scuderiaferrari are you not feeling the alpha energy 🐺🐺 ⤷ userthree LMFAOOO WHO GAVE THE SOCIAL MEDIA INTERN THE INSTAGRAM PASSWORD

userfour now this...this is a work of art

lando oh this is funny i need to know who is running the account i need to steal them for mclaren ⤷ scuderiaferrari an alpha never reveals his identity 🐺🐺🐺

userfive ferrari admin please 😭😭

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scuderiaferrari thanks for all the support on my first post xx BUT IT'S TIME FOR RACE DAY!! WE WILL NOT LET CHARLES SLEEP IF HE LOSES MONACO!!!! NO EATING FOR HIM!! - the unpaid social media intern

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usersix ferrari please stop leaking the instagram account password

userseven praying charles wins just so he is able to sleep

charles_leclerc when did we agree on not letting me sleep or eat ⤷ scuderiaferrari how else do you have an hourglass figure and no waist to be seen you're literally just a speck of dust in the wind

usereight alright ferrari admin is either an 18 year old girl or a twink there's no in between ⤷ scuderiaferrari there's a secret third option ⤷ usereight omg max verstappen ⤷ youruser he falls under the twink category

usernine WELCOME BACK MENACE CHARLES!!!

userten who else is here after charles wins monaco ⤷ usereleven we can see that you posted this before the race started

danielricciardo is this going to be on netflix ⤷ scuderiaferrari i've always wanted to be a netflix star

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scuderiaferrari CHARLES WINS IN MONACO!!! he gets a 10/10 and some sleep and food tonight ❤️ (you can find our serious posts on twitter and even more silly posts on tiktok btw)

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usertwelve we did this he won because of us ⤷ scuderiaferrari it was all me usertwelve

charles_leclerc LEAVE ME ALONE ⤷ scuderiaferrari you are a walking meme im sorry

userthirteen i'm desperate to know who is running this account omfg ⤷ userfourteen right??? like i needed to know yesterday

userfifteen lewis lurking in the likes omfg he's going to have to deal with this next year 😭😭 ⤷ scuderiaferrari even a 8 time world driver's champion isn't safe from ferrari admin 🐺🐺 ⤷ userfifteen FERRARI ADMIN KNOWS WHATS UP

youruser wow ferrari admin you are so funny liked by charles_leclerc, scuderiaferrari, and others ⤷ scuderiaferrari thanks random instagram user ⤷ usersixteen dafuq

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scuderiaferrari just a reminder that these pookies are going to be your ferrari duo in 2025

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userseventeen my pookies ❤️

usereighteen please dont let ferrari admin get another job they're perfect for this

lewishamilton should i be scared for next season ⤷ scuderiaferrari no ❤️ ⤷ charles_leclerc yes

usernineteen MY LITTLE MEOW MEOW ?????? 😭😭 ⤷ scuderiaferrari ***my little kitty cat meow meow

charles_leclerc i beg please stop 💔💔 ⤷ scuderiaferrari no cause then i'll be out of a job and how else will i take care of my extremely broke boyfriend who does nothing but watch cars go around in circles ⤷ usernineteen admin boyfriend reveal when???

usertwone we are one day closer to finding out who ferrari admin is

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scuderiaferrari comment: "amen" to save daniel ricciardo edit: why is no one saying amen

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usertwtwo bro isn't even on ferrari?? ⤷ scuderiaferrari ferrari admin can still miss him 💔

usertwthree ferrari admin is one of us

usertwfour bro thinks he's on the team ⤷ scuderiaferrari LEAVE ME ALONE im in mourning

danielricciardo amen 🕯🕯🙏🙏 ⤷ scuderiaferrari sometimes i can still hear his voice

charles_leclerc one day closer to you getting fired ⤷ scuderiaferrari one day closer to you not getting a wdc ⤷ usertwfive HOLY SHIT LMFAOOO 😭

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scuderiaferrari this is your reminder that drive to survive season 7 comes out today

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usertwsix is ferrari admin going to face reveal in season 7 because they made a huge impact on ferrari fans ⤷ scuderiaferrari i legally can't say

youruser charles leclerc is my life ⤷ scuderiaferrari wise words

charles_leclerc what a scene to pick ⤷ scuderiaferrari you are italian jesus (idk if i can say that)

usertwseven i need a ferrari admin face reveal

usertweight are we getting a ferrari admin face reveal

netflix 👀👀👀 ⤷ usertwnine WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

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scuderiaferrari we think le curse of leclerc is the best episode

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userthirty IS THAT FERRARI ADMIN ⤷ scuderiaferrari and if i said yes ⤷ userthirty why are you hot

youruser face reveal

charles_leclerc it was my favorite episode too ❤️ ⤷ youruser stop flirting with the ferrari admin ⤷ charles_leclerc it's literally you

userthirone the way my jaw dropped when admin and charles kissed like what do you mean that's the main reason admin posted so many silly photos of charles because they were dating ⤷ scuderiaferrari i didn't see it coming personally

userthirtwo ADMIN IS youruser????? ⤷ youruser YES ADMIN IS youruser

userthirthree the way it makes so much sense that admin and charles are dating

userthirfour i need more admin and charles content like stat

[jazeswhbhaven]

He Can Match Your Freak | Asmodeus Selfie Spoilers

OKAY sooo FINALLY I'm posting this lol it's probably going to be like two parts maybe??? Let's see how this goes because I'm learning to not post thousands of screenshots unless it's relevant.

First. I'm skipping the prologue because most have seen it, and I'm doing a different thing with that anyway.

SOOO it's gonna be a crash course ya'll with jumping right in when MC is in his room about to get them cheeks clapped.

He wants to know more about MC because of what he's heard and well he wouldn't be wrong here. MC apparently is quite the deviant. And you can tell the writers tried to describe him as majestic and breathtaking as possible because the way MC sees him is similar to how they see Leviathan.

Until they said this mess.

G I R L WH A T

Even Asmo was like ???? But he has a sense of humor so he just laughed it off which I mean okay yes as if he would care about that phrase being weird.

But MC out here actin' up once a g a i n. lol

But also they mention his body odor keeps wafting over in MC's nose clearly yeah because not only them pheromones' but uh anyways we'll get to that part later

And MC was just like covering their nose and is like "this is dangerous" and for me ya'll?

I'd be afraid to offend him by saying he smells ripe which I'm sure he wouldn't be offended because I'm not sure what would offend him at this point in time.

So big boi puts a sigil on MC's body similar to a womb tattoo which is why he said "be surprised you aren't pregnant" but this symbol makes you into his "female" no matter the gender. He goes to say it nicely that you're his "virgin" though.

And with that, most of what's happening is that MC is feeling the effects of Asmo without him even doing much of anything just yet. The feelings of having climaxed multiple times over, hazy, losing your goddamn mind.

That sort of thing.

Baby I would have cried on the spot. What do you mean be your companion?

Yup he asked MC to not only be his one night stand but to basically be his and that he thinks he could fall in love with them.

He says that he can fall in love at first sight despite his reputation. And also he mentions MC is his third love. First was Solomon (rejected him and wouldn't tell him who it is he was in love with) and two his late wife who was a witch and it's their children/descendants who are the Unholyc that inhabit Earth.

I'mma be honest with ya'll I didn't finish Lovely Unholyc because I was mostly interested in William, there was no route for him at that time so I just kinda dipped, tried again and then dipped lol

oh btw he apparently just straight up wanted to yap about him clapping Solomon's cheeks and getting his cheeks clapped back and how many damn positions they did and I'm trying to wrap my head around what the fuck they did because at one point surely they were on the ceiling or floating mid-air, like I don't even know

But his wife who chose to live on Earth and grow old and die normally put a curse on his soul. He can love and fuck whoever he wants and should never be lonely but he can't have any more children. If he does, they die, and he dies along with the partner he made them with. (the fall of the house of usher vibes)

AND let me just say? That woman did the world a favor because he has a breeding kink. We'd have a whole universe full of little Asmo halflings running around. So either it was her being possessive or just her sparing the world of that burden then yeah thank you for that because phew.

i don't need no babies anyways

And he says the same thing like "Oh we can leave other things other than babies, like photos of us in a mess" meaning he really meant when he said he wanted to participate in the contest.

I mean he would have won so I think it's fair to give the others a chance. Lol

So things are getting hot and heavy now and he's wondering why MC is holding back. Honestly I'm like huh he did say that he turns you into a virgin and not everyone is confident when being presented with the chance of a lifetime to fuck the embodiment of lust.

But at the same time I mean...MC this is your element and you are pretty much striking out. (not to him but to me you are)

SO I complied all of these because this is important. Asmodeus is literally combining all of their philias and using them on MC and he's quite good at it. And well, why wouldn't he be?

And he even goes to strangle and lick up MCs tears?

Yeah we know what he's about.

His tongue did what now?

his tongue did what now

his tongooooooooooooo

Anyways I short circuited there because everything about him is just driving me nuts.

MC even said they were coming by him just kissing them and I'm like hold up??????

I fucking bet.

Okay ya'll picked the nastiest ass stuff for him to mention but I get it. Congrats if ya'll have things you're self conscious about during sex Asmo's your demon because he literally won't care and will still be turned on.

Ayo.

Moving on....LMAO

And uh...Asmo was licking MC's snot and spit off their face and they came again.

I'm drowning in a sensory nightmare why is he so h o t but this is nastttyyyyyy

"I can always go hard whenever I feel like fucking the opponent"

Sir what? He just be sayin' anything

But he does ask MC what do they want...and they just smack the fuck out of him so there's that. Lol

I would tell him I'd very much like that mouth on the kewchie. I don't even need anything else just his mouth. His jaw probably can go for days.

Now MC is making deduction here that Asmo is the king of lust and seduction and can pass this feeling on to others. He's dangerous this way.

Now Asmo how do you know that.

Tell me sir HOW (I think I know the answer....but I'd be hella surprised that Belphie would let him hit unless he was watching him...)

But mostly what's happening is that MC is feeling what Asmo feels basically the same spiel as the other kings except with him it's intense to the point where they are quite literally about to pass the fuck out. And Asmo ain't about to stop momentum so you better stay awake MC.

NOW YA'LL.

Bullet point times:

MC has climaxed pretty much several times and they haven't even fucked properly yet

But wait, their clothes are off and....

Bam they notice that Asmo's cock is pretty much halfway in their hole and they haven't even noticed

All he did was push himself to the hilt and MC squirted ya'll

So there's that.

But the womb tattoo is doing it's job because now the climaxes are back to back, and I'm just wondering how the hell MC is still mentally there because I'd be a babbling mess.

Yes daddy.

he makes me SICK (lovingly)

But also they mention the liquid he was feeding MC had a horrible smell and I'm just like oh fucking gawd please get rid of my sense of smell before sleeping with him because I would not make it. Why is everything having to do with him smell so much? LOL

LMAO

MC was begging for his dick and Asmo is like, baby it's already in are you okay?

I'm crying

Yeah remember those memes about people getting high and saying they were vacuuming the dishes?

I imagine that's what it's like having sex with him. One minute you're on the bed next you're in another dimension, floating, transcending, melting, legs bent in impossible shapes. Indeed I am mopping the lawn.

He even mentioned they've done it like six times already and he's just getting started.

with a face like that? phew.

Oh so he does have a good pull out game.

btw the visual for that???? GAWDDDDDDD -> look here

So let me back up a bit and mention that MC was feeling insecure that since they have been doing it for quite some time (2 days I think?) they thought he wasn't satisfied. Nah he was just savoring the moment. He could come at any time. ANd when he does? It's alot and from his horn and everything. Cum fountain.

And best part? No refractory period. He's already hard and slamming that thang back in.

Also he mentions here that there's a smell, and he's getting really worked up.

Yeah he's tearing that up. Like it's overtime ya'll.

There's purple smoke and a erotic aura in the air, he's grabbing and biting down on the back of MC's neck to claim them? Oh he's going in.

Alright here we go.

And just so ya'll know...sorry male MC players....the same line is used in ya'lls version too. No change.

This is the point where I would of preferred perhaps something else be said entirely instead. I know the majority of players are women/non-men but...I can see someone playing and getting side swept like?????

But anyways let's move on past this point

Until the room stank is an understatement.

But anyways, while MC is trying to somewhat calm down, Asmo is still trying to keep the momentum. And MC starts trying to have a normal conversation and figuring out why devil's fear him the most.

But also mentioned they wanted to shove his nasty, greasy, bodily fluid covered hair up their hole. E x c u s e the fuck outta me?

AN Y W AY S

Mc figures that the reason the devils fear him is because of this. Imagine falling for someone like this? Who is nothing but the sole reason existence of lust and temptation where you could fuck for hours and reach pleasure centers unknown and yet have that all be taken away when he leaves? There's no love? No sweet nothings? Just being used up and tossed without any direction and you're just in the dark?

welp.

But Asmo does offer MC some comfort

He tells them that he's back in Hell so he will be around more often. It won't be painful, that it's okay to start slow and that MC would wait for him when he's ready to fully accept his feelings. He could fall in love with them not that he was already in love with them. But with how he's considering him as a companion, how he's biting and claiming them, the amount of time he's spending with MC.

mind you he left Phenomenon on the floor the moment he entered the meeting room so I imagine they weren't fucking for very long at all. I imagine all of his sessions with others are "quick" and for those he really likes they last longggg like days.

Not mention he on that yandere vibes....telling MC he'd lock them up in a cage but he'll deal with it for now.

And apparently when he gives a sincere command, it must be followed. So MC basically ends up getting dressed, not whining about leaving, and all that good stuff. A true dom in that sense.

Also he mentions that when he's nearby MC will just get turned on automatically. "Your body will scream that your man is here"

why is that so hot?

So MC is back in Gehenna and this is when Asmo starts reminiscing about Solomon who predicted that he'd see MC in the future and that he would know that he feels at the moment for Solomon is not 'love'.

I wonder if Asmodeus was just helplessly losing himself for Solomon, and pepaw clocked that and was just telling him to chill on it for a bit. Although it is fucking WI L D to me that he is going to try this again with his friend's descendant..."hey I'm a friend of your grandpa...soooo yeah let's fuck and fall in love"

Sounds weird when I put that way huh? lol

Also since we're at the end I'd like to highlight some personality things about him!

He plays too much: Taking a photo of himself and MC sleeping and sending it to Satan knowing he'd storm immediately to the room

He doesn't have self doubt, he is very much full of himself but is considerate of his partner given the circumstances

He is not into aftercare, he claims that part is included during the sex, if sex is over then it's over

He doesn't shower ya'll. Like at all. But he oddly keeps his nails clean and that's about it? He seems to be obsessed with sex funk

He really likes Mammon. Like a lot. But he does that thing where he's like "Nah I want him to want me so I won't give him what he wants" lol okay

He fucks pillows, pretty much inanimate objects if he feels like it

He has a sense of humor

Romance is not absent, it's just tricky for him since all that's all his brain is "breed breed breed breed sex sex sex breed breed breed oh lets pause for a break sex sex sex kissing sex sex breeding biting"

He loves his children though. He really is a fatherly devil. He beams about his kids and this is a moment where you can catch him not being sexual

It comes to no surprise that he doesn't like the idea of sharing his favorite person but it has me think that his style of relationship is that he's monogamous but if you want to occasionally bring someone to "play" with he won't mind as long as it's discussed and he gets to fuck them too

He's got a one track mind, but it's not like he can't carry on a conversation

Now for my

T H E O R I E S

Asmo is older than all of the kings, but younger than Lucifer

I am reaching in the dark but it seems the only King he's had sex with or has watched have sex is Belphie

He's only in love with MC because he's taking a opportunity that wasn't given to him with Solomon

There's most likely a loophole to his curse that his late wife left on him but he simply chooses not to break it

If the Kings fight together along with Asmodeus, the war would be over, and if we ever get a final battle chapter it's going to be MC who is the missing "key" and the one who figures that out is Asmo because he spent so much time with Solomon

We may get a cameo from one of his children in the story

Asmodeus is possibly capable of lying and just hasn't revealed that to anyone. I say this because if he was one of the very early devils created he is the exception to the rule. So there could be some secret he knows.

BUT wow it seems that I have compiled ALL of this into one post. YAY FOR ME. Now there may be more little blurbs popping up as I remember them but for nowwwwww~ Thank you for reading, hopefully you grabbed some snacks, and ya'll are amazing. Feel free to let me know ya'lls thoughts if you haven't said already on our stinky hot devil man <3 lol

[chaaistained]

hazy fairy lights and the thought of schedules

me waking up in my kpop dr for a total of five seconds ..

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i didn’t exactly go into this with the desire to wake up in a bedroom i’d only ever seen from one angle, in a picture, off of pinterest . i even started out this whole “process” feeling so desperate that i’m embarrassed to go into further detail but, we persevere —

the night before, i was plagued with insomniac anxieties, the fidgety kind, where your mind won’t sit still and your body thinks “hey! that’s a grand idea, let me do the same!” as if i’m not laying there in my bed, tempted to pull my hair out

i figured, what’s there to lose? like every other night, let’s give this another go, and i went to look at my screenshot of emma’s method (@hrrtshape — tysm lovely <3) and started trying to shift to my wr

the desired outcome of a mind bending epiphany, an almost destruction of the very construct of reality . that didn’t happen .. and truth be told, i found it hard to concentrate in general. but eventually i just kept telling myself that “this isn’t a chore, this a hobby, this is something i do for fun. i’ve done this [shifting] before, even if it was only for a few seconds, i can do it again” and i let my mind think about my daily routine and plans for my wr

after that, i don’t really remember falling asleep. i sorta wafted from dream to dream, mostly about my cr life — university, my high school best friend and our galentines plans, i had a weird panicky one about a chemistry test .. i haven’t taken chemistry since i graduated high school four years ago . but anyway apparently the body keeps the score.. yay us

i think what set me off into a more calming deep slumber was how my dream rippled from chemistry and science to literature, english, writing, and more specifically, editing — before i went to bed i was editing an upcoming fic i will be posting to my fic account (shameless plug : @yourislandgirl) and it was a drabble featuring enhypen’s jake, a kpop idol for those who don’t know ^.^

next thing i know, i hear a twinkling alarm, the kind of one that sounds like stars? not exactly the same as the standard iphone alarm sounds but, i remember it feeling familiar ??

i instinctively went to rub my eyes, expecting the usual crust and sleepiness only to find that they were relatively clear-ish (a point i make bcs i specifically scripted that i don’t get super crusty eyes bcs i hate it). it didn’t exactly hit me then, but i patted around my bed for my phone, snoozing the alarm, my eyes still closed as i took in a few deep breaths.

my room smelled like lavender . which is odd bcs i don’t have a room freshening spray in my cr, i rely on candles but wtv not the point, i don’t own a lavender mist .. but for some reason the only thought running through my head when i sighed out in relief, curling myself back under the sheets was “man . my rooms smells nice”

for your information i’m rolling my eyes at myself while i type this up bcs BITCH (directed at me) YOU SHIFTED

anyway, i kinda felt myself dipping in and out of consciousness, or at least that’s what i thought, bcs in actuality i think i was dipping BETWEEN consciousness’ — the cotton softness of my cr sheets was suddenly a smooth milky satin, and then it was cotton, and then satin, and it wasn’t until this hellscape of a cycle repeated itself for the third time, that i finally realised my surroundings were changing.

it was sort of like what being tipsy felt like, a little buzz in my head, my mind feeling fuzzy, like a pom pom . (that’s legitimately how my mind feels when i’m tipsy btw) and it was like my energy was rising slowly and then getting sapped out of me and then rising and falling

i think i was getting sick of it, and knowing me and my lack of patience, that totally tracks, so when i felt a bit more energy bloom inside, i took the chance to open my eyes. my only thoughts were “god i need to get up, i can’t keep laying here dreaming..”

and that’s when i saw it, the room of my kpop dr self, from an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ANGLE — i saw a vanity, 80% of it filled with lip products which, again, totally tracks . there was a door open and a stepping stone path of clothes leading out of it, my wardrobe . guitar stands, one for an acoustic, one for an electric . a desk with a monitor and a laptop . i EVEN HAD ROOM FOR A BEANBAG COUCH IM SO JEALOUS

AND AND YA KNOW WHAT SUCKS . IT WAS SO NORMAL?? I KEPT BLINKING TRYING TO WAKE MYSELF UP

my mind was like “ . . . huh”

and THE CHERRY ON TOP OF THIS MIND FUCK — all i could stare at were the strings of fairy lights going along the edge of my ceiling, little stars and diamonds, they gave off a warm golden glow and as i laid there with silk soft hair and skin so smooth i can’t believe i didn’t notice when i touched my face . my brain had the AUDACITY to go “oh fuck . i’ve got to record something today. …(sigh) and rehearse”

LIKE- THATS NOT SMTH TO COMPLAIN ABOUT GIRLYPOP??!!)?)!?,?!

i swear- i swear to you guys . i’m appalled at myself

because i just HAD to think abt something important something tiring, something like my DAILY SCHEDULES BCS THEN

I CLOSED MY EYES AGAIN AND FELT LIKE EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH WAS BEING PULLED OUT OF ME

and then i woke up here. again.

my hair was drier, and so was my skin, my eyes were crusty and sleepy, my pillows were comfy but nothing could compare to the marshmallow cloud of comfort that were my kpop dr pillows.

i sat up, stretched, cracked all my joints, went straight for my phone and started to doomscroll . like it was some coping mechanism or something. my mind kept going : “that was a dream. that was just a dream. man what a VIVID dream. yeah, that’s it chaai, you had a vivid dream, you’ve always had vivid dreams, that’s your thing! (true story) that’s all this was…”

but, and i swear you can’t make this shit up, it all felt NORMAL , creepily normal. usually in a dream you’re like “ah yes, i’m dreaming, i can’t exactly wake up right now bcs i’m enjoying this dream, but i know i’m dreaming”

no, no, this quote unquote dream, felt like those sleepy mornings when the world feels slow, when the simplicity of the small rays of morning sunlight coming through your window feel cinematic, when you want to close your eyes and keep taking in gentle deep breaths, hold off on getting up, just for five more minutes.

that’s what it felt like.

i didn’t know i was dreaming bcs i wasn’t dreaming. i was just waking up to a dream, as my reality.

and honestly, another factor is how my mind immediately went to the events of my day, a CLASSIC trope in yours truly. honestly nothing is more on brand than me being like “(sigh) life feels so soft and sweet right now .. alright now let’s cause myself a mini panic attack by thinking about my responsibilities for the day and how many there are and how little time i have to complete everything, isn’t that fun???!?”

finally, my energy levels, that thing i mentioned earlier? about how i’d feel the strength grow and decline over and over again? those five seconds i had in my kpop dr were tiring and drowsy, but not lethargic, they weren’t draining, they weren’t exhausting. i had some energy in me .. and when i closed my eyes, it felt like i was being drained, and i woke up here and felt like i had the life torn out of me and then forced back in. as embarrassing as this sounds, i actually think it “proves” this shift a bit more — logically speaking, i’m more fit, more toned, more active in my kpop dr, where my career is hugely based on my skill levels, as a dancer and singer and performer, where an asset in my job is my appearance, and how i keep myself in shape .. i don’t have to worry about those things here, i don’t have the strength or flexibility or just straight up energy that i do in that reality.. i guess it didn’t hit me, how much difference there would be in my physicality, until this shift

so , yeah. that about sums it up

i think i would have benefitted from grounding myself. and i’m 99% sure i’ll face this problem again bcs i can’t even ground myself in this reality let alone another, mostly bcs i don’t want to, (life’s just so much lighter when your head’s in the clouds .. this is very unhealthy, i do not recommend)

but, for the five seconds that it lasted, it was honestly worth it. my room looked splendid, it was spacious, it was not messy (no matter what dr-self tells you), it was instead, aesthetically chaotic in a pleasing way . and i stand by that

but those fairy lights… mf they’ll be haunting my dreams, ghostly and golden and glorious, i can see them so clearly if i close my eyes.

anyway, here’s to more shifts to come !! i’m not giving up just yet, i WILL get back there, or any other dr for that matter, and i wish you all a happy shifting experience <33

bcs trust me, it took me five years to get five seconds, but in those five seconds i felt a whole 16 years of life in me, i felt a definitive existence there, like i had places to be, people to see, things to do. and i hadn’t even sat up in bed yet ..

this shit is real. it’s as real as you reading this right now. and i’m gonna keep trying, even if all i get next time is another five seconds. and i hope you try with me ≈

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[starmocha]

HELLO. MAY I INTEREST YOU IN SOME FALLEN ANGEL CALEB BRAINWORM

very much based on this previous post I had made lol

btw i'm also begging for an angel/devil au, but we're the devil he falls in love with and he gets cast out of heaven and i would totally write this if i was not juggling 82438238932 wips rn.....but we'll see i tend to do the most impulsive things ever

tagging some ppl who i feel like to enable my intrusive brainworms often <333 @solifloris @aeyumicore @deepspacenova @quiet-oracle @philosians

this is totally not based on all of the biblical references/symbolism surrounding Caleb

apple — symbolizes knowledge, but also temptation, sin, immortality. and as in the story of Adam and Eve in the Book of Genesis, it also represents the fall of man. Also known as the "forbidden fruit".

name — The name Caleb is of Hebrew origin, meaning wholehearted, faithful and dog-like. In the Old Testament, a follower of Moses named Caleb, was rewarded for his faithfulness and was one of the few to visit the Promised Land.

Caleb's love of flying and being in the sky — ...no angel reference here, no sirree.

Caleb returning to the main story after the...explosive...events of chapter four...I'm not saying it's a rebirth (which in a biblical sense could mean a number of things, including seeking forgiveness and salvation).

Caleb and MC both talking about keeping the other person to themself, in a world of their own.......could mean anything. Not like it's a direct reference to Adam and Eve only having each other in the Garden of Eden, their own paradise. Oh what's this, one of Caleb's theme songs is called "Weightless Paradise" ....what a coincidence.....

The report stating Caleb and MC are the optimal weapon for destroying one another...probably means nothing. Never mind the fact that Eve was also created for Adam from one of Adam's ribs.

And she is the one who persuades him to eat the forbidden fruit, setting in motion their exile from Eden.

Surely, the gratuitous back shots are not trying to make you think of wings, right.

It's probably just a coincidence that the back of Caleb's uniform looks like there's an emblem of wings. And oh, what's that, when he is hurt in battles, his uniform is torn the most in the back...not saying this is trying to depict his wings being mutilated and torn off. 🙂

But you should all absolutely read @eeriepromis analysis about seraphim for funsies.

Choosing to give Caleb the Evol to manipulate gravity was probably not intentional........not like he could make himself float almost like he is flying............

I'm sure this means absolutely nothing that in the third theme song Cosmic Encounter, Caleb and MC are both falling from the sky (the "heavens," if you will). 🙂 This probably has nothing to do with the image of him being cast out of Heaven and fallen from grace.

random lines that I am in no way inferring he is speaking like he is her guardian angel

"I'm Caleb. I'll always be by your side." — Main Story: Homecoming Wings, 1-4

"Lay a hand on her again, and I will kill you." — Main Story: Homecoming Wings, 1-9

"I will protect you." — Main Story: Homecoming Wings, 2-7

"No one can take me away from you." — Myths: Lucid Dream

"Then, can you carry a little of this sin, too? Don't leave me in this loneliness any longer." — Myths: Lucid Dream

"...When you held my hand that day for the first time, I knew I'd never get away from you." — Myths: Lucid Dream

"So, don't be afraid... No matter what happens, I'll be here for you." — Myths: Lucid Dream

"Maybe it's because... I love you a little more than you realize." — Myths: Lucid Dream

"But until that final moment, we'll always be together." — Myths: Lucid Dream

"Even if it's pain... As long as it's from you, I want it." — Memoria: Painful Signal

"Don't go... Don't leave me alone." — Memoria: Endless Summer

"A ruined world doesn't deserve you." — Memoria: Hidden Waves

"I want you to stay here. Stay with me." — Memoria: Hidden Waves

"Let me protect you... I can guarantee this will be the last time." — Bond: Rain's Embrace

"I won't lose! I have someone I must protect!" — Memoria: Deceptive Solitude

✨fallen angel Caleb myth pls✨

✨pretty pls fallen angel Caleb myth✨

[rafesbabygirlx]

hi im new hear but I absolutely love your smuts. I specifically love how they're written where you could imagine the reader any way but I was wondering if I could specifically request a plus sized reader? If not that's completely fine but I was specifically wondering if you could do a rafe's first time with a girl he actually loves and he's terrified to mess it up please. Also reader being a virgin and a pouge.

dont forget to take care of yourself love <3

Hi sweetie <3

I appreciate your sweet words. You have no idea how much they mean to me!

You're right, I don't usually give my readers any attributes for the reason of imagining whoever you want but I am always happy to write something that gives some sort of representation to some! I hope I do her justice and I hope you like <3

Coming back to note but I couldn’t help make this super sweet and sappy. Wanted reader to feel special and wanted Rafe’s nerves throughout the date and build up to their first time. I am a bit nervous to post this btw 🥲

𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 - 𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚡 𝚙𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚣𝚎!𝚙𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚎!𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝, 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚖, 𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚁𝚊𝚏𝚎

𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎- 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍

You sat at the beach with your friends, thinking about what Rafe had planned for you and him later that night. The cool breeze brought you back to reality, you wore a sexy red 2 piece that flaunted every inch of your curves.

You and Rafe had been together for 8 months now, and tonight you planned to get serious with him. You had never been with anyone the way you have with Rafe. Compared to the girls who you’ve seen him with before, you didn’t think he’d look once in your direction.

You’ve never been ashamed of your body. Even around your friends. You watch the way Kie and Sarah come up from the water with their slim legs and toned abs. But you just weren’t built like that and you loved that about yourself. You were a bit taller, thighs thicker, ass fatter, breasts were more filling in your tops, stomach poked out a bit. But you felt hot in your skin and that’s all that mattered.

What you’d never expect is to be with the Kook Prince himself. Looks matters to him. Image mattered to him. He worked out 5-6 days a week. You worked out with him from time to time. You loved the way his eyes would follow you up and down when you’d squat.

He was pure muscle. The girls before you matched his image. Long, skinny, and toned. Again, it didn’t bother you because the way he adores every inch of you, drowns any thought of it.

The day that he came up to you, palms sweating, avoiding eye contact, asking you if he could take you out for the first time you were taken aback. You’d never really interacted with him in the past. You’ve seen the way he acted though. You knew he was Sarah’s brother, you knew your friends hated him. But you were never mingled into all that mess. You’d stay quiet on the sidelines.

Your first date he took you to a small restaurant on the mainland. It was a simple place, cozy. He asked you a million questions, to learn all about you. You work a simple black dress, one that hugged you in all the right places. He couldn’t keep his hands off you.

The second date he brought you a gift of all the little things you mentioned on the first. He learned all about your favorite hobbies and even began to open up about him a bit.

The third date ended with his lips finally meeting yours and you both knew at that moment you were hooked.

Your friends weren’t happy at first when you brought up the dates. But Sarah mentioned a shift in his attitude and she saw how you meant the world to him. She didn’t see a shred of doubt when he’d speak about you. The other Pogues were going to have to get used to it because you know from that moment you kissed you were totally smitten over the Kook Prince.

His friends never understood how you two ended up together. Kelce and Topper would try to push his buttons about your size and how you were a Pogue. But nether mattered to Rafe. You made him feel seen and wante. Nothing anyone in his life had ever done for him.

Those dates were 8 months ago. Tonight was your 8 month anniversary. You were ready. Rafe was patient with you. He was kind and sweet and even made attempts to make amends with the Pogues for the sake of you. They could all see it by this point. You were so happy in your relationship.

Rafe was as nervous wreck making sure tonight was perfect. You had expressed your motives recently and knew you were finally feeling ready and he wanted to make every moment special for you tonight. What you didn’t know was that this was his first time too. He had an image as player but all those girls that hung around him and tried to get with him, he’d never let them.

He could feel his hands tremble as he drove to the other side of the island. He could already feel the beads of sweat forming on his forehead. He needed tonight to be perfect. Just for you. For the both of you.

He arrived at your house to pick you up at 3, you emerged from your house in a silk sage green dress he’d sent to you for tonight. A slit so high up your thigh he thought he couldn’t faint from the sight of your leg peaking through as you strutted towards him. Adorned with the gold jewelry he’d showed you with over the past few months - you told him he didn’t have to but he was never one to listen. Once you met him, next to his truck, he was swarmed with the scent of you. Vanilla. Head to toe in vanilla. It was the first thing that drew him into you when he first approached.

The warmth of the sweet scent enveloped him when you wrapped your arms around his waist. He wiped the palms of his hands on the pants of his suit before wrapping his arm around you, running down yours feeling the softness of your skin. Taking you all in. You pulled back slighted to look up at him.

“Hi,” your eyes beamed looking into the ocean blue abyss of his.

Rafe smiled back down at you. “Hi. You look - wow.”

His eyes raking you in, mouth that’s stuck open, and loss of words has you giggling.

“Such a way with words, Mr. Cameron. Could you at least tell me what we’re doing?” You cock your head to the side in a teasing way.

“Can’t that’s a surprise. Come on now, we’ll miss the ferry.” He helped you grab your overnight bag, placing it in the trunk of his car. He raced back over to the passenger side before you could reach the handle, opening the door for you. Following every rule he drilled into his head.

“Such a gentleman,” you smirked as he helped you up into the car.

He got in and started heading towards the ferry. His hand was on your thigh. Kneading the supple flesh, it’s become some sort of coping mechanism for him when his mind races. You felt content. The car was silent and you peaked over to take a look at Rafe. His eyes were steady on the road, cheeks were flush and jaw was tense. Your hand loved on top of his rubbing soft circles into the top of it.

“You okay?”

“Y-yeah. I’m perfect.” He forced a smile at you, fighting through the nerves.

“Are you sure, the quiet is normal but your never usually this tense around me.”

“I’m ok, I just want tonight to be perfect. For you. For us.” He took a sigh of relief, finally able to get that off his chest.

“Rafe, I get to be with you tonight. It’s already perfect. I promise.”

An hour later you reached the mainland. You and Rafe walked along the storefronts on the boardwalk, stopping in front of a pottery shop. Something you used to love to do before you had given up all extra curriculums to work to help your mom.

He lead you inside, your favorite music was playing, the lights were dim and a bouquet of your favorite flowers were sitting on the table. You turned to Rafe with a huge smile on your face. He cupped your cheeks pressing a soft kiss on your lips.

You each sat with a pile of clay in front of you. Rafe snickered as he pulled a screen in between the two of you. You fake gasped at the action, a giggle following after.

“Let’s surprise each other.”

You and Rafe got to work on each other’s pieces. It was about 3 hours to finish. Between making, painting, and firing, the two of you spent the time in a peaceful quiet.

When each piece was done. You couldn’t wait to present so you needed to go first. It was a ring holder painted in his favorite colors. Included was a small stand to hold a photo of the 2 of you. Rafe smiled from ear to ear, then placed a kiss on your temple.

“My turn, go ahead baby.” He placed the object in your hands.

It was a vase, covered in handmade seashells with the words - “yours forever and always. Rafey.” carved into it.

Tears welled into your eyes. 2 of your favorite things. Seashells- from when you told Rafe you and your dad would walked the beach collecting them before he passed. Flowers- the one extra thing you buy yourself with tips from the country club every week. That extra thing that became you and Rafe’s where every Sunday morning you were greeted by a new flower delivery.

“Thank you Rafe, I love it,” he wiped your tears away with the pads of his thumbs. Leaving another lingering kiss on your lips.

“Come on Angel, we’ve got reservations.” You follows him out of the studio, gifts in hand.

The car arrived in front of the beach front restaurant where the two of you had your first date. You fought back tears as you realized where you were. Rafe greeted the host at the entrance, trying to keep his cool for you. You passed the table you two sat at for the first time and followed the host outside to a secluded patio rimmed with candles and flower petals. The two of you shared stories, ate in a comfortable silence and spent time just listening to the ocean waves embraced in each other.

You and Rafe made your way to the hotel. Nerves wreaking havoc through the both of you.

You feel ready. You know you’re ready. You’ve just never felt anything like this and that’s what made you nervous. Rafe has showered you with love these past 8 months. You dived into the deep end and you never thought anyone could love you this much. It’s making you over think. Getting to this point means everything and what if you end up ruining it.

In Rafe’s mind he’s worried HE’s going to be the reason everything gets ruined with you. He’s ashamed this will be his first time too. He thinks he should know something. How to make sure you’re comfortable, how to treat you, how to make you feel good and he knows nothing. His mind is whirling, his hands are sweating again. He’s terrified but too terrified to let you know.

The hotel room is once again littered with flower petals and candles, mirroring the serene scene of your dinner. You sat quietly at the edge of the bed watching Rafe place your bags on the couch in the corner of the room. He turned and just stared at you.

“Come sit,” you motioned by patting the empty spot next you.

Rafe obliged, crossing the room and taking the seat next to you. His hand immediately went to your thigh, kneading the soft skin.

“Okay, tell me what’s wrong.” You readjust to face him.

“Nothing is wrong. I’m perfectly happy.” He fakes but you’ve gotten to know his little tics since being with him. He’s lying through his teeth, pretending to be alright.

“You’re not and that okay. Just tell me what’s going on in that mind of yours.”

“I’m nervous, okay? I want this night to be perfect for you and I’m a nervous wreck that it won’t be.”

“What would make you think it won’t be?”

“Because I don’t know what I’m doing.”

You’re taken aback just a bit by the confession. “You���re a..?”

“Yeah I’m a virgin. It’s embarrassing I know.” Rafe ran his hands up and down his face. Cheeks flushed a cherry red and hot to the touch.

“Why would you think that’s embarrassing? I’m a virgin too.”

“Because I’m not sure if I know how to make you feel good the way you should.”

You couldn’t believe it for a second. You were at a loss for words. The Rafe Cameron was a virgin? The same Rafe Cameron who had girl swarming him at every chance during a party? Your eyes softened as you took a real good look at him. He really was nervous.

“I think you hang around your friends a little too much. I’m just as nervous. But I’m ready. I was ready before you told me and I’m ready now. I want you Rafe, even if that means learning this together. Please?”

Rafe looked at you with wide eyes. He was so in love with you. He was so ready for you. The proclaimed player of OBX waited his whole life for someone to give all of himself to and that person was you. “You got me.”

“You’be been full of surprises all night. Now it’s my turn.” You stood from the bed, grabbing your duffle and taking it to the bathroom with you.

As Rafe waited he pulled your vase out with the flowers from the pottery shop and placed them on the table. Then he grabbed his new ring holder. Placing the three rings from his finger onto it admiring it for a few seconds before returning to the bed.

You returned to the bedroom a few moments later. Rafe lifted his head and his jaw dropped. You were a sight for sore eyes. A literal dream pulled from his sleep and brought into real life. An angel sent down from heaven to save him.

You stood there, one hand on the doorframe. The other resting on your full hip. In nothing but a two piece lace lingerie set. Your thighs thick and luscious, your breasts on full display for him.

You walked over to him and stood in between his legs. His hands ran from the back of your knees, up your thighs, to your butt giving it a firm squeeze. It was like all his nerves rushed out the window the minute he laid his eyes on you. He just wanted to be engulfed in your body.

“I’m ready for you Rafe.” You spoke softly but confidently.

“You know I love the way you look right? How I can hold you like this. I’ve never wanted anything more.” He said back before pressing light kisses along your stomach.

You moved past him to lay on the bed. Rafe stood and slowly removed his clothing until he was just in his boxers. He climbed on the bed and hovered over you. His arms a bit unsteady as the thought of what is about to happen settles in. But the excitement of making love to his girl means more.

He took his time making sure you were okay with his next moves. No more words were being shared. The both of you too indulged in the moment. The movements between you two were enough communication.

You arched your back as he undid the clasp of your bra. Revealing your large perky breasts. He holds both of them in his hands as his mouth slowly descends onto one of your nipples as his swirls his tongue around it.

He sat up and removed his boxers. Rafe was on full display and you gulped softly at his size. He reached the hem of your panties, looking back up at you for approval. Once you nodded he slowly pulled them down and off.

He leaned back down so you were chest to chest. He lined himself up with you and slowly pushed himself inside. You let out a gasp at the feeling. There it was, that infamous pop. Your cherry was popped. Your innocence gone. You thought you could hear it happen for a second. You had no regrets of it now missing from your life. The right person took it. Your person.

Rafe stalled for a second. Waiting for the discomfort in your face to leave before rocking his hips against yours. The sound of your skin rubbing together was music to his ears. All his nerves of wanting this night to be perfect were gone. Because this night turn out to be more than perfect.

He began to pick up the pace just a bit. You felt so good around him. He wasn’t bound to last long. But he wanted you to finish too. Rafe knew what to do, he’d just never done it on anyone before. He took initiative and sat up. He lifted your thighs to get you at a better angle. One hand kneaded at the skin of your plump hip, the other came down to your clit. His thumb started rubbing circles to the speed of his hips.

You let out soft moans letting him know how good he’s doing. You weren’t quite ready to get loud yet, but he got the point. He sped up a little bit more when he knew you liked what he was doing.

Eventually your back arched and you came. Your legs shook around Rafe’s waist and you let out the most beautiful sounds. This got Rafe to his point. He came and collapsed onto you.

Here you were, 8 months later with the love of your life. You were someone who was doubted by many on his side of the island. Talked about, talked down to. Made it seem like she wasn’t worth Rafe’s time or trouble. But now he was the one you were falling asleep with as he was nestled in between your breasts. Just like how it felt like it was meant to be.

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ೀ⋆ 🪷 SOFT LAUNCHING YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND ! pt. II

── ✧ ˚. ꒰ pairing. ꒱ ˒˓ Jungkook x f!reader ˒˓ established relationship summary. as time goes on you both get more bold with how you post each other on socials + he’s taking you to meet his parents ! genre/tags. smau, fluff, (crack?), humor, some profanity/adult language, teeny tiny mention of anxiety, lots of silly and unserious jokes ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹

part I.

WEEK 1.

WEEK 2.

WEEK 3.

WEEK 4.

WEEK 5.

Finally made a second part after a month of being gone oops …💀 but this was saur much fun to make omg I think I’m starting to get the hang of these now fr. Lmk if I should make a third part to this ! :)) also don’t pay attention to the fucked up dates, i made them all in one day so forgot to change them LOL *btw the Korean translation for that one ig story is ‘it’s comforting to watch’ !! <3

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cash in.

dominik mysterio x fem! reader

summary: you cash in at wrestlemania.

A/N: this is inspired by damian’s cash in, just something to put out while I work on my other things! btw pls request stuff I need to unleash my creativity 😈😈

btw in this short fic, for the inst post at the end im using pics from liv’s cash in, and a pic of bianca and montez but you can imagine yourself however you want it’s just pics i chose for the post :)

your nerves were jumbled up as you watched bayley and iyo sky fight for the title. their feud had been going on for a while now and was finally going to be resolved at the grandest stage of them all.

what they didn’t know was that tonight you’d finally cash in the money in the bank contract you'd been clutching for months. you had never found the perfect moment to make your move. yet, something in the air felt different, electric. today was the day you'd cash it in; you could just feel it.

you had to look away from the screen at the amount of close calls the match had, you moved away from the monitor sitting down on the couch in the little spot the tv crew had for the judgement day. damian, finn, jd and rhea also watched the match intently.

you held your head with your hands, sighing. your leg bouncing up and down anxiously. dominik, your boyfriend sat down next to you placing his hand on your knee to stop it from bouncing.

as soon as dom's hand touched your knee, you paused and locked eyes with him. "hermosa, talk to me," he urged, understanding the weight of the evening on your shoulders, yet not wanting you to be overwhelmed by stress.

leaning back, you let out a groan, the frustration clear in your voice. "what if it doesn’t work? what if I can't cash in the contract?" you shared your fears, the pressure mounting. "I might not get a chance like this ever again." the uncertainty of it all was eating at you.

you were convinced this was a once-in-a-lifetime shot, but dom saw things differently. he knew just how incredible you were in the ring, how you owned every match you fought and put your heart into everything you did. so to hear you think you weren’t ever going to get an opportunity like that again hurt, because he knew you would.

“listen amor.” when you wouldn't meet his gaze, he gently tilted your chin up, eyes meeting yours, and saw the worry glistening there. with a soft, reassuring smile, he whispered, "amor, don't worry. you've got this. you're one of the best wrestlers out there, and no matter what happens, there will be more chances. believe in yourself like I believe in you." his words were the comfort you didn't know you needed.

you eyes met dom’s as you nodded, understanding flickering between you. suddenly, the bell echoed, one, two, three times. your head whipped around to the screen, and there it was—bayley's victory. the members from your faction turned to you, their faces a mix of surprise and disbelief.

aithout a second thought, you grabbed your briefcase and bolted towards the gorilla, heart racing. "I'm cashing in! I'm cashing in!" you shouted at the top of your lungs. the production crew exchanged quick glances, barely able to process your words as you grabbed a referee by his shirt and charged onto the stage, adrenaline fueling your every step.

running down the ramp as your theme blared through the arena, the crowd erupted in cheers, instantly recognizing the moment unfolding. You reached the ring sliding into it with the referee on your heels. you turned thrusting the briefcase into his hands, “I’m cashing in!” you yelled.

he looked down at the briefcase his voice tinged with uncertainty, "are you sure?"

without hesitation, you shouted back, "yes, I'm cashing in, do it!" your hand came down hard on the briefcase, affirming your decision. the buzz from the crowd surged through you, adrenaline coursing wildly through your veins.

bayley staggered to her feet, unsteady. you bounced on the balls of your feet, ready, and as the bell chimed for the third time, you quickly delivered your finisher, the ripcord flatliner.

she hit the mat, motionless. yet, the roar of the crowd told you to keep going. you quickly pulled her to the ring's center, seizing her legs and cinching in a figure four lock, the cheers growing impossibly louder.

the excitement from the crowd was electric and the adrenaline in your body was hard to contain.

with the figure four perfectly locked in, bayley was trapped, dead center of the ring with no hope of grabbing the ropes. you yelled, teeth gritted, tightening the hold. then, the moment came—bayley tapped out, the bell sounding three times.

your music blared out as you released her, you scooted back, your spine meeting the ropes, shock written on your face. your hands flew to cover your eyes, tears leaving paths down your cheeks as you sobbed, the crowd's roar drowning your thoughts, the reality of the moment not quite sinking in.

wiping your tears, you turned to the referee, who held the championship title towards you. grabbing it from, you sat there dazed, just gazing at the title, a fresh wave of tears blurring in your eyes as pride swelled within you.

you got to your feet, lifting your arm, and the cheers from the crowd grew even wilder. you let out a smile, wiping away those involuntary tears. just then, at the top of the ramp, you noticed the judgement day coming out, cheering you on.

without missing a beat, you slipped out of the ring and bolted up the ramp. reaching the top, you found dominik first, waiting for you. the two of you collided into a tight embrace, him lifting and twirling you off the ground.

when your feet touched solid ground, you stepped back, locking eyes with him briefly, then sharing a tender kiss. after the kiss, you both melted into another warm hug, your arms around his neck and his on your waist.

“I’m so proud of you baby. I told you everything would work out.” he whispered, stirring fresh tears in your eyes. you nodded against his shoulder.

"I love you so much," you choked out, voice trembling, tears streaming down. breaking from the embrace, he tenderly held your face, wiping away the tears, then kissed you once more.

a smile broke through as he stepped aside, revealing the judgement day, all hyped up. In an instant, they swept you and dom up in a massive group hug.

you all erupted in cheers, bouncing around with excitement as each one expressed their pride in you, bringing a beam to your face. the group hug ended, and everyone turned towards the ring.

in a swift move, dom and damian hoisted you onto their shoulders, your hands clutching the title as you raised it high, pyro blazing in the background.

with a joyful shout, you took in the cheering crowd. after soaking in the moment, they carefully lowered you back down. you lifted your hand in triumph one last time before Dom draped his arm over your shoulder.

backstage, away from the roaring crowd, the intimacy of the moment enveloped you and dom as the judgment day trailed behind. you wrapped your arms around dom once more, this hug deeper, more personal.

tears freely flowed as the weight of your victory hit you, and dom was there, a comforting presence, rubbing your back gently. "I am so, so proud of you, amor. you've earned this and so much more," he whispered, his words a soothing balm to your overwhelmed emotions.

pulling back from the embrace, you brushed away the lingering tears, offering him a tender kiss. "thank you, babe. for everything," you murmured with heartfelt gratitude.

"this was all you," he replied, his pride in you evident.

"maybe, but your support has been my rock, the thing that's kept me pushing forward," you said, your voice laced with appreciation. his smile then met yours, and he leaned in to seal your shared moment with another kiss.

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dominik_35: so proud of you amor❤️

y/n: ❤️❤️❤️

rhearipley_wwe: all rise!!

y/n: judgement day is ALWAYS on top!!💜⚖️

yaonlylivonce: so happy for you! you deserve it!! 🥹❤️❤️

y/n: thank you so much liv! I love you so much!!🤍

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y/n.vsp: the edits I alr have lined up for this😝

wrestlingstan: I KNEW SHED CASH IN! OMG!

WWE: your new women’s champion!

y/n: thank you to all of you who gave me the opportunity❤️.

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Hi, was wondering if you could write a dadrry social media au? Could be about anything, just love to see that content ❤️ amazing work btw!

pairing: Harry Styles x famous!reader

summary: just dadrry and his sweet family of five

a/n: a little fic based in the famous!reader universe!

masterlist taglist famous!reader

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harryupdates

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harryupdates HARRY and his youngest baby were seen hiking in Italy!!

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ynupdates that's certainly a way to hold a baby!

harrysmoustache FATHER IS HERE

stylesbabie you're the real one for putting this emoji on baby's face! i saw others not being so considerate

⤷ harryupdates of course! it's a child and besides the as it was bts neither yn or harry posted their face

harrysmylife here i thought he would stop walking so much after having children. nope! now, he's bringing them with himself!

ynsmymama i saw photos with their oldest baby there as well, yn's having some me time

hArrysbtch y'all here praising him for being a father and here i am staring at his arms. my man got some guns on himself

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yourinstagram

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yourinstagram being heavily pregnant during winter >>>>> during the summer

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harrystyles You look flawlessly.

⤷ yourinstagram nothing you say will give back my biscuit

⤷ harrystyles We have two packs in the pantry.

⤷ yourinstagram yeah? but that one had the most raisins i've ever seen on a biscuit. and you ate it.

annetwist As soon as you'll be back in London I am taking kids for a week. I miss them!

⤷ yourinstagram you're the best, mum. can you take your child as well?

⤷ harrystyles Rude.

⤷ annetwist Of course! You need some alone time!

gemmastyles hello, sexy mama. are you single?

⤷ yourinstagram i am for the next twenty minutes. let's make the most of it. gelato?

ynupdates you're glowing

harryupdates what a beautiful family

ynsmymama how do you like the ball exercises? because i hated them during my pregnancy

⤷ yourinstagram hi child! and tbh i don't exercise on that ball. i just roll on it

⤷ ynsmybestie ICON

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harryupdates

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harryupdates HARRY was seen walking to the hospital in London! It's the hospital where YN and him went to a few days ago.

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ynupdates ohhhh, this is a fresh dad Harry

hArrysbtch that's the man that for the third time, THIRD TIME became a father

harrysmoustache DILF

ynsmybestie i love how cozy he looks

stylesbabie finally that big ass bag is full of necessary shit

harrysmylife when is he going to start wearing dad clothes? i can't wait to swoon over a man dressing like any father on the planet, because I will

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harryupdates

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harryupdates HARRY was at the playdate with both of his and YN's older kids!

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hArrysbtch hot dad at the playdate???

stylesbabie i hope those mums and dads are respectful

harrysmylife i asked for a dad outfit and he delivered

⤷ harrysmoustache definitely! my dad dresses the same

ynupdates he looks good, fatherhood is treating him good

⤷ hArrysbtch i wouldn't expect anything else

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dailymail Harry Styles and wife, YN YSN, were asked to leave the restaurant after customers and staff were disturbed by YN breastfeeding their newborn. Our source says that after having a conversation, led by YN, the manager of the restaurant didn't change his decision. Harry escorted YN and their child to the car and then came back to have a talk with the management of the restaurant. Apparently, he was visibly furious and on the edge of losing his temper. After a discussion and manager's attempts to apologise, Harry stormed off.

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harryupdates I'm not surprised he was furious! was yn supposed to starve their child?

ynupdates it's 21st century and people are still scared of women breastfeeding

ynsmybestie who was disturbed, men or women?

⤷ stylesbabie the article said it was three men complain

⤷ ynsmybestie I'm sadly not surprised

ynsmymama if they were so bothered by her breastfeeding near others, they could propose her some private room and not throw them out of the restaurant!

⤷ ynsmybestie but they shouldn't have a problem with it. she shouldn't leave restaurant for feeding her child

⤷ ynsmymama of course! but wanting to please all the customers you adjust to the situation. they didn't do thag

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yourinstagram Hello, you little people in my phone! As most of you know (because of Daily Mail) two days ago, my husband, our child, and I were asked to leave the restaurant we ate at, because of causing disturbance to other customers. The said disturbance was me breastfeeding our child. Before our waiter and then the manager talked with us, my husband took a picture (above) (he really takes pictures of everything) showing what was visible while breastfeeding (A BREAST !!). There really was no conversation between two parties. When asked if covering myself with a cloth would be more comfortable, I was just once again asked to leave the restaurant. No person should be forbidden to feed their children in public. I shouldn't have asked if covering myself would be more comfortable with others. No. We shouldn't accept this kind of non written 'rules'. With everything said, I wasn't going to let our child starve and went to feed her in a car, so no stranger eyes could see a breast. In the link in bio you can find a great article about breastfeeding in public and what parents go through to please the strangers being bothered by a flesh of naked skin. Be kind to each other. YN.

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harrystyles You are the best mother our children could have. And the best partner I could find and share the life with.

⤷ yourinstagram I love you.

annetwist ♥️♥️

gemmastyles You tell'em sister

ynupdates I am so mad that you needed to made a statement about it. sick.

harryupdates people are very delicate when it comes to breastfeeding but have no problem with parading without a shirt on

hArrysbtch im just gonna focus on how precious that picture is, and the fact that harry is that type of a father to snap pictures of everything

⤷ yourinstagram he really is, those 256gb are straining and in need of expanding

⤷ harrystyles Not my fault they don't allow SD cards anymore.

⤷ hArrysbtch we love a millennial

harrysmoustache that restaurant is going to flood with negative reviews right now

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harrystyles To the best woman I know, thank you for choosing me to be your partner and father of our beautiful children. There is no moment in the day or night when I don't think about how lucky and fulfilled I feel spending my life with you. Happy birthday, my love. Your, H.

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yourinstagram Come downstairs. There are now words to describe my love.

annetwist Happy birthday, YN. I believe there could be no other person more perfect to be in our lives.

gemmastyles Happy birthday, wifey!!!

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a/n: should i write some blurbs about dadrry?

[kirby-the-gorb]

a couple people coincidentally reblogged my rare disease day post from [last year] so. here's how that's been going. (some of this is repeat info if you click the link)

I have mast cell activation syndrome (or MCAS), an immune disorder in which my signaling cells are way too jumpy and can trigger all kinds of symptoms (up to and including anaphylaxis) in response to seemingly harmless stimuli. this is distinct from allergies as whether or not I react to a trigger can change from day to day based on how many other triggers are present, and the chemical mediators released cover a broader spectrum than just the IgE release in a classical allergic reaction. plus oftentimes symptoms are a mix of episodic and chronic, rather than being acute episodes like allergies.

triggers can be commonly understood things like certain food ingredients or scent chemicals, but can also include things like hormone fluctuations, physical or mental exertion, and the sun. I have reacted to ginger, laundry detergent, and a natural gas furnace, for example. I also do a lot worse in summer because it is both sunny and warm, and I always have to be very careful how much energy I use up or I might trigger anaphylaxis.

it's common for people with MCAS to have some level of symptoms all their life, that go unnoticed or dismissed until some precipitating event causes a substantial downturn in their condition. for me it was mono, but other infections (especially covid) and significant stressful events have also been anecdotally reported to precipitate downturns if I recall correctly, or simply being uncontrolled enough for long enough can also snowball.

diagnostic criteria for MCAS were first proposed in 2010, so the true rarity is still very up in the air. (personally I believe a lot of common wastebin diagnoses (ibd, fibro, cfs/me, etc) should be scrutinized very carefully as potential "specialty silos" of MCAS, especially given how often they tend to travel together.)

firstline treatments for MCAS include cheap medications available over the counter like loratadine, aspirin, and famotidine. my condition has become severe enough that I'm currently on third-line treatment (omalizumab injections), which does finally seem to be getting me somewhere. (this is, of course, in addition to still taking all of the first- and second-line treatments. I take 24 units of 13 medications in a given day, it's a lot to keep track of. to the point where I'm not actually sure I've counted it correctly :v then there's my monthly injections and my emergency medications on top of that.)

(those injections btw? can cost thousands of dollars even with insurance. thankfully I'm able to use the company's assistance program, so I don't pay anything out of pocket. for that one.)

being sick is never fun, but if you have a disease perceived as rare it introduces a ton of new complications. (which get even more complicated when the disease is legit super rare!) it took me a long time to figure out what was wrong with me, and I had to do it almost entirely by myself, because doctors simply don't have the knowledge. they're not taught to look for it and there's no simple reliable test. but by yammering about it, it might make someone else's slog a tiny bit shorter <3