#I’m extremely normal

[monkeyzilla]

Cupcakes sunshines and rainbows

[tenderlyrenjun]

“Your lip is bleeding.”

“Huh - wh - what?”

You whip your head to Renjun on your left, lingering stuttering over the fingers dancing down Jisung’s button-up shirt.

“Your lip,” Renjun repeats, this time pointing at your mouth.

“My …” You actually face Renjun now and touch your bottom lip, then notice the sting when the skin pulls apart. “Oh, yeah, sorry. It’s just so -“ You inhale sharply. “- hot - warm, right now. Just looking at everyone is making me sweat.”

“Sure.” Renjun nods. “I’m going to get some water. D’you want one?” You nod. “Okay, be right back.”

As you watch Renjun head into the kitchen, Jisung says your name, followed by an innocent honorific.

You hum back, not having heard him properly; you should probably pay attention more, since everyone is deciding where to have lunch.

“Is something on your mind?”

“Oh.” You lick your lips (then wince at the slit breaking further). “Yeah,” you answer slowly. You pull dig into your bag on the floor. “You, um, look hot - warm, Jisung,” you correct, again, halfway, digging the heel of your palm into your thigh. “I - I have a mini fan, if you want.” You bring it up, as a barrier between the two of you because he leaned forward.

“I’m okay,” he promises, then takes off his jacket and undoes a second button. “My shirt is light enough, I think.”

And he’s not wearing a tank top underneath either.

anyways .

normal I am: [normal]

[dontpercievemeplease]

The fit to see Hozier tonight!! Super excited :)

[tokkimins]

hello black butler nation how bout that hiatus huh

[kenandeliza]

A random thought / headcanon

Superman learns knitting/sewing, deciding to give an “ugly sweater” to his friends, including captain marvel

He doesn’t make them ugly intentionally, he’s just bad at making designs

[bitchslapblastoids]

Was thinking about how much of a normo I come across as irl, how I’ve felt a lil odd person out at their shows bc of being a bit older (29) and looking so aggressively normal, how generally confused people in my life would be if they knew about my d&p obsession, how thoroughly i mask weirder traits and essentially codeswitch to suit the mainstream, etc.

i feel kind of fish out of water when I imagine how all the people that populate my tumblr phandom ecosystem are likely presenting to the world irl (I.e. more visibly queer, counterculture, and so on). But then I think maybe the most visible phannies are the ones with the most curated, alt, deliberate daytoday lewks/style? So maybe what I’m picturing is off base? But then I’m also basing this off of what audiences look like in audience footage, m&gs, etc.

Sooooooo i would like to know… do you guys feel like you present as someone who may be Deeply Online and obsessed with two gay nerds from the internet? Or do you hide it and fly under the radar, masking as a total normy and living a double life?

(To clarify I don’t mean you’re like out and about wearing the fringes boob sweatshirt lol I more mean vibes and overall lewk yk?)

[sensitiveheartless]

Ok, so Muppet AU! Every ability user in canon is a muppet, except for Dazai, who nullifies both abilities and the physical state of being a muppet!

Now that that’s established:

Bram is already kind of a muppet, right?

(Whenever Bram spreads the vampirism, the newly infected muppet just gains a pair of glued-in fangs)

Corruption is just muppet-Chuuya on a string, being swung wildly about like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Imagine you are a muppet for as long as you can remember, and then one weird human pokes you, and suddenly you are also human for the first time alsksjdjf

Oh and the best part of this AU is Ranpo!!! Because if Fukuzawa convinced Ranpo that he had an ability when he was fifteen, then that means that Fukuzawa simultaneously had to convince a human boy that he was a muppet.

And Ranpo believes this for years.

Ranpo, a human man: “Haha, I have the best ability in the agency! >:D”

Atsushi, a tiger-muppet who has just learned how all this works:

[choccy-sippy]

Once again in the gay vampires trenches. Art made for @blveherb vampire AU fics :3c

[lazorbeanz]

I love chao races sonamy your honor

[traffys]

hi, me again

[awnrii]

burger mugshot

[ladylingua]

this is an insanely out of touch take but it is my truth:

I think when there are big events happening there should be special subway cars reserved for people who aren’t going to those events and are just trying to go to work without having to be surrounded by people having a better day than you are

[fulgurbugs]

Tressa/Therion duopath run comic again

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bonus, kind of related

[sneesketch]

Today I bring maxley human sketches + Breadly Uppercrust the third, tmr who knows

[puppyeared]

Once upon a time

[aamaryst]

“Only, if only, we can be brave this time”

pile of redraws bc the stray gods brainrot is so real and grace and freddie own my entire heart