#I’m not dead yayyyyy

[mushramoo]

I’m a vanny lover what can I say

[aroace-polyshow]

doggy birthday party

[mundanememorize]

something sickening about being mortified of the other mother and then it happened to me irl

[arc-misadventures]

Fathers Day Letter

Beacon Academy lunchroom, and everyone is looking over the mail they have each recently received.

Ruby: Ohh! Dad sent me something!

Yang: Me too, wonder what he sent me.

Weiss: Oh? My sister sent me a package, I wonder what’s in it.

Pyrrha: My mom sent me a care package~!

Ren: I got a parcel in the mail: I hope it’s those tea leaves I ordered.

Nora: My magazine is in! YES!!!

Blake: Yes! The latest book in the, ‘Ninja’s of Lust’ series!

Ruby: COOKIES!!! He sent me cookies! Yayyyyy! (Nom,nom,nom,nom!)

Yang: Save some for later, Rubes. Now lets see… Awesome! He sent me the bike polish I use for, Bumblebee! I forgot it, when we left! I’m gonna have some fun spreading you on tonight~!

Weiss: Oh? ‘Dear sister, I lost a gentlemen’s wager, and they requested several signed copies of your latest album. Since I assume this would be no problem, would you kindly sign these copies, and send them back to me. Love, Winter.’ This is rather… unexpected.

Yang: Are you going to refuse her request?

Weiss: No, this should only take an hour to do. What did you get, Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: Cookies, chocolate, and some beauty products from home, nothing much really. Did you get your tea, Ren?

Ren: Yep; I’m looking forward to having these later.

Yang: What magazine did you order, Nora.

Nora: ‘Pancakes Illustrated’

Weiss: Excuse me?

Yang: That’s not what I think it is, is it?

Ren: Well…

Nora: Ohh yeah~! Let that butter run off you, you naughty girl~!

Yang: UHHHH?!

Pyrrha: Don’t ask.

Yang: Okay…?

Blake: And, you say I’m the depraved one…

Ruby: Isthat… (Gulp!) Is that a father’s day card, Jaune?

Yang: Wait, what?

Weiss: Excuse me?

Pyrrha: You’reafather?!

Nora: I’m an aunt?!

Jaune: Oh, yeah. It’s just a little joke card really. My sisters see me as the father figure they never had, so they send me this as family joke.

Pyrrha: Oh thank gods…

Yang: Oh, so what’s the joke, I bet it’s pretty funny!

Jaune: Well… It’s kinda funny… in the shear ridiculousness of it.

Blake: How ridiculous is this?

Jaune: Well, lets start at the beginning: My family consists of me, my older sisters, Saphron, and Thiriana. My mother, Juniper, my grandfather, Álkimos, and lastly my father, Evinder, or simply, Evin.

Pyrrha: I thought you said you were an only child?

Jaune: I’m the only son, I have lots of sisters though.

Pyrrha: Oh okay. Please continue.

Jaune: So when I was three years old, my father disappeared while out travelling. We had no idea what happened, my mother was so distraught that she begged my grandfather to go find him. So, my grandfather who is a, Huntsman, who also loves his daughter very much, went out to find him.

Ruby: Did he find him?

Jaune: No. He spent two years trying to find him, but he found no trace of him. However, a year later, when I had turned five, my grandfather was in another town a ways away from where I lived. Then town was attacked by some, Grimm. Luckily there was only one casualty. That one casualty was where things got interesting!

Weiss: What happened?

Jaune: Well, my grandfather went to the woman, her name is, Isleen, a snake faunas with beautiful blue, and gold tipped scales. And, she had three daughters: Luna, and a pair of twins named, Angela, and Janette, ages two, and one. And, she told him that her husband was missing, my grandfather asked what his name was, and she said his name was, Gregory. She then showed him a photo of him, and my father was left gobsmacked! He had a new hair cut, and a beard, but he knew very well what the face of his ‘deceased’ son-in-law looked like.

Yang: Wait, what?!

Weiss: He wasn’t dead?!

Blake: And, he abandon your mother?!

Ren: Along with you, and your sisters?!

Pyrrha: And, started a new family with another woman?!

Jaune: Yep. He wasn’t happy to say the least. Then, my grandfather showed, Isleen a photo of my mother, me, and my sisters, and my recently ‘deceased’ father, Evinder. She did not take it well that her husband was not who he said he was, and seeming abandoned her, like he had done with my mother really, really hurt her. So, my grandfather decided to take her, and her kids back home. To live with me, and the rest of my family.

Blake: Was your mom okay with that?

Jaune: Eventually. She didn’t like that her father brought some random woman, and her kids home with him. But, she understood why grandfather invited them to stay with us. I mean, learning that their husband was living under false identities, and had married two separate woman, and had kids with them, and abandoned both of them. They had plenty of things in common together to bound with one another.

Yang: I’ll bet they did.

Jaune: Shortly after that, my grandfather was called to deal with a missing person report in another town. So he went there, and this woman asked if he could find her missing husband…

Weiss: Don’t tell me. He looked like your father?

Jaune: Same hair cut, and beard, just with thick rimmed glasses.

Blake: Given years apart you’d think he’d come up with a better disguise.

Jaune: Yeah… about that… The wife, a silver fox faunas who’s name is, Evenora, had two daughters with, ‘Stavon,’ their names were, Luna, and Carol.

Weiss: Hold old were they?

Jaune: One, and two years old. I know that doesn’t sound like much, but you need to understand this… Isleen, and her family lived about two weeks away from, Evenora, and her family.

Yang: I don’t get it.

Blake: So he didn’t go far this time when he faked his death again.

Ren: Wait, they lived two weeks of travel apart? Oh gods…

Pyrrha: What is it, Ren?

Ren: He was married to both of them at the same time… He was double timing them wasn’t he?

Jaune: Bingo bango bongo! You are right on the money, Ren!

Ruby: Wait, what?!

Weiss: You’re kidding me right?!

Jaune: Nope: He was double timing the two of them by being the cheating bastard that he was. He was a travelling sales men, so he two two weeks to travel between the two villages, stay for a month with one wife, then when back, and lived with his other wife for a month. And, he did that for over two years

Yang: You’re fucking kidding me?!

Jaune: Oh gods I wish.

Nora: What happened next?

Jaune: Well, my grandfather showed her photos of the two other families he abandoned. Needless to say she was absolutely devastated by this news. Now, my grandfather would have stay with her, and consoled her through this, but he was only missing for about three days. He needed to find him before the trail turned cold. So he hunted him. Now you gotta understand my grandfather is a vindictive monster; he was absolutely pissed when he learned he abandoned my mother, and, Isleen, he was fucking furious when he learned learned he did it a third time to, Evenora. So, he was after him like a bloodhound.

Weiss: Please, pleassssse tell me he found the cheating bastard, and made him payyyyyyy!

Blake: You’re really getting into this.

Weiss: This fucker makes all the emotional abuse my dad put me, and my family through feel like school yard bullying.

Yang: Same. My mom may have abandoned me at birth, but this. This is fucked up!

Nora: I can relate with them…

Ruby: You can?

Nora: My mom abandoned me. So, know how it feels when a loved one abandons you…

Pyrrha: She what?!

Jaune: It’s okay, Nora, we’re here with you know, and we’re not going anywhere.

Nora: Thanks, Jaune.

Jaune: My pleasure. Anyway, my grandfather did find him, or more precisely what was left of him.

Blake: Did a, Grimm get him?

Weiss: Fuck yeah!

Yang: That sounded so wrong coming from you.

Jaune: Well, yes he was dead. But, I’m not sure if a, Grimm did him in.

Ren: What makes you say that?

Jaune: My grandfather is an extremely experienced huntsman. He’s seen plenty of peoples corpses that are the result of a, Grimm attack.

Weiss: So you think he killed him, and made it look like a, Grimm attack?

Jaune: That, or my grandmother got to him. She is really protective of her family, and can really, really, really hold a grudge. She’s still upset with her ex… Anywho, after he, ‘found’ his corpse he took, Evenora, and her kids with him back to our home.

Ruby: Where they live as a happy family all together!

Jaune: Eventually.

Weiss: Let me guess, they had some difficulties getting along together?

Jaune: Mom was upset as it was that he left her, and three kids all alone, but even more so that he did that to two other woman, and their five kids too. She was absolutely angry from all of this. Sadly she took out her anger, indirectly mind you, on them which was making them angry in turn at each other even more so.

Pyrrha: And, what about you, how did you handle all of this.

Jaune: Well, I never really understood what my dad did until I was older. But, I was happy. I wasn’t the youngest child, and I now had five younger sisters! i was the older brother I always wanted to be. My, Mom thanked me for being the older brother that I was, loving each of them unconditionally as I did. Because I did this, it showed my mother that she was being petty, and mean to the other woman for things they did not do. So, she managed to fix, and even improve her relationship with the other mothers. They used to sleep in three different rooms, then after me, and my older sisters found the three of them in the same bed, all cuddling against one another they started sleeping like that ever since. Now I’m a brother with two older sisters, and five younger sisters, a loving grandfather, and grandmother, with three loving mothers, and I couldn’t be happier.

Blake: That sounds beautiful.

Pyrrha: I’m glad this had a happy ending b

Yang: That sounds lovely, but how does this relate to you getting a fathers day card?

Jaune: Oh, because I was the ‘man of the house’ I tended to look over, and protect my younger siblings. So I became the ‘father figure’ they never had.

Ruby: Awww~! That so sweet!

Pyrrha: You are a really nice brother, Jaune.

Jaune: Thanks. But, sadly this resulted in all of my younger siblings in developing father/brother complexes with me, just like it did with, Nora…

Yang: Pfft! Hahahaha! You’re right, Jaune; in the shear ridiculousness of it all, that is quite funny.

Ruby: Your family is quite something, Jaune.

Blake: I could make so many stories with this as a basis…

Yang: Settle down, Bla…? Wait, Nora? Do you have a brother/father complex with, Jaune too?

Weiss: You’re kidding me, right?

Nora: Y-Yeah… I do…

Pyrrha: What?! How did that happen?!

Nora: I couldn’t help it! He runs his fingers through my hair to comfort me when I have nightmares, and he gives me goodnight kisses on my forehead before I go to sleep. It’s really nice.

Yang: Do you seriously do that?

Ren: Yeah, he does that almost every night, it’s really nice to see.

Pyrrha: How come I’ve never seen this before?

Ren: You’ve been asleep whenever he does it.

Pyrrha: But… I… Jaune! I want goodnight kisses too!

Jaune: Okay.

Pyrrha: Yes!

Jaune: So, anything else you guys wanna ask about my families.

Blake: Yeah, so, Jaune, if you’re in the mood, do you want to pretend to be my daddy, and give me a good spanking because I’ve been a bad girl?

RWYJNPR: …

Jaune: No.

Blake: Naww…

Weiss: How about me instead?

Jaune: Excuse me what?

[kokorose]

Karma is my Boyfriend- CL16 smau

Charles Leclerc x gasly!reader

Summary: when your boyfriend cheats, you find comfort in your brother best friend!

Google translate french

Faceclaim: Ester Exposito

itsYnGasly posted

Liked by charlesleclerc16, PierreGasly, YukiTsunoda, DanielRicciardo, 1,728,215 others

ItsYnGasly: Sorry the old Yn can’t come to the phone right now… why? Oh because she’s dead.

It’s not as if the last 3 months have been full of lies.

Photo creds: Ybffusername

Comments:

Username: 3 months ?!? HE was cheating for 3 months?!?

Username: She’s in her Reputation era!!!

Pierre Gasly: quelle merde (what a piece of shit)

Ybffusename: get his ass you sexy bitch 😈😈

YukiTsunoda: let me hit him with my race car pls

ItsYnGasly: I’m very tempted but sorry Yuki I can’t have my favorite chef go to jail

DanielRicciardo: Get that fucker YN!!

LandoNorris: months?!?! Yn why didn’t I know?!?

Carlossainz55: yeah Yn months?!?

ItsYnGasly: because I barely stopped Pierre when he found out.

Username: Yn’s friendship with the grid is amazing!!

charlesleclerc16: his brain needs to be studied because how could he choose some girl over you?

Username: CHARLES?!?

ItsYnGasly posted to her story / charlesleclerc16 posted to his story

(a/n these are separate posts just mashed together due to media limit)

(ItsYnGasly story) seen by charlesleclerc16, Pierre Gasly, francisca.cgomes, 936,829 others

ItsYNGasly: Hola Cancún

charlesleclerc16: 🥰

(charlesleclerc16 story) seen by ItsYnGasly, Pierre Gasly, ArthurLeclerc, 2,167,700 others

charlesleclerc16: Cancún

ItsYnGasly: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

ItsYnGasly posted

Liked by charlesleclerc16, Pierre Gasly, francisca.cgomes, Ybffusername, 2,672,034 others

ItsYnGasly: so this is what love feels like 🥰

Tagged: mon amour

Comments:

Pierre Gasly: 🤮🤮🤮

ItsYnGasly: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Ybffusername: not you tagging him “my love”

Username: excuse me Yn who is that man?!??

francisca.cgomes: ughhh you guys are so cute!!!

Username: who is “my love” yn?!

Username: what do you mean “so this is what love feels like”?!?

Username: charles in the likes!

Username: guys did you see Charles post?!? I think the guy is Charles!!!

Username: WhAt?!?

Username: yeah he posted a girl with blonde hair and also a similar picture

charlesleclerc16 posted

Liked by ItsYnGasly, Pierre Gasly, ArthurLeclerc, LorenzoLeclerc, 3,527,627 others

charlesleclerc16: loving you is easy mon ange( my angel)

Tagged: mon ange

Comments:

Pierre Gasly: 😮😮

ArthurLeclerc: is that who I think it is??????

LorenzoLeclerc: If so maman is gonna be happy! It’s not as if she’s been planning your wedding since you were little!

charlesleclerc16: LORENZO!!

LorenzoLeclerc: what?! It’s true!

PierreGasly: 😨

Username: omg not the brothers basically confirming that it is Yn!!!

ItsYnGasly

Liked by charlesleclerc16, Pierre Gasly, francisca.cgomes, Ybffusername, 3,682,627 others

ItsYnGasly: Karma is my boyfriend 🥰🥰

Tagged: charlesleclerc16

Comments:

charlesleclerc16: Je t’aime

Pierre Gasly: heeeeeyyy 😒

francisca.cgomes: YEEEESSSS!!!! Now charles won’t 3rd wheel on our dates anymore!

Pierre Gasly: 😏

Ybffusername: awww… but now I’m the only single one 😾

LandoNorris: Hi

Ybffname: hi

Username: yayyyyy!!!!

Username: ooohhh and she brought the TSwift lyric out!

[discotitsposts]

true genius-

my actual favorite episode ever ever ever I’m SO INSANE FOR THIS EPIDODE

this is like the first one o watched on my own ITS SO GOOD

reid centered so yayy

this is how i fell in love w him

spoilers ahead

YAYYYYY NOSTALGIA!!!!!!!

lol typical making out in a car

DID I MENTION THISBIS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE EPISODE

FINN WITTROCK IS IN THIS TOO

the zodiac killer case is so interesting like wym dude never got caught

A FETISH FOR TREES

POOR BABY IS SO NERVOUS

ITS HIS BJRTBDAY IN THIS EP TOO

the cOUGHING

“yes a fetish for trees” HES SO AWKWARD I LOVE YOU REID

no he LEAVES NOOO

lol this guy runs a company

The way if reid was at a conference i’d run and be listening to every word

awww reid’s sad :(

rossi lol “no way” yes way

this is so interesting like how did bro get the original artifacts from the real case (i know how he did it)

reid reid reid!!!!

imagine if spencer knew how many people love him and write fanfic about him LMAO

he’d be a little terrified let’s be honest

but just a little

UGH EVERYONES SO HOT

“three can keep a secret if two are dead” i thought this was criminal minds not pretty little liars

i can’t even tell you how many times i’ve seen this episode

like this is MY episode i claim this one lol

CHESS YOUNKNOW WHO ELSE LIKES CHESS

SPENCER

bros playing chess on break

SPENCERRRRRR

lol enlightening

he wants the printed out version of the paper 💞💞

the way spencer just knew this wasn’t the real zodiac killer is why i was like this guys great 💞💞💞 my heart

AHHHHHHAHEJDJWBEWJWIROSOWBDBEKENFNF

IM SO EXCITED TI BE WATCHING THIS ONE

it’s so funny because i’ll be watching this show and this is my view

the barbie’s r like wtf

THIS GUY LYING ABOUT HIS COUISN

lol reid ended this guy

LOL

LUCKILY I GUESS ITS NOT YOUR COUSIN AHAHAH ATE

FINN WITTROCK💞💞

LOL his presentation

“your soulmate is standing before you now” is he talking about the lady or himself

i remember originally watching this because finn wittrock but fell for spencer/matthew instead lol

i like this detective from the local pd

“where do people find the time” lol reid

dr spencer reid i love your mind

“youre not as smart as you think you are” 😫😫😫💞💞💞SIR IM STUPID FOR YOU 💞💞💞

REID IN PURPLEEEEEE

OMG HES STANDING IN THE SUNLUGHT

y’all have to see this

UGHHHH💞🕳️🕳️🕳️💞💞💞

profile!!

REID AT THE COFFE SHOP STOEOEJDWH

dude has a detective board

lol he thinks she wants to call off the wedding

bro she doesn’t want you

REID NO YOUVE PASSED EXPECTSTIONS YOURE PERFECT I LOVE YOU

“How old are you 29,”

“I’m 30” NOOOOOOOOOOO

nikola tesla my beloved

emily lol

doesn’t he accidentally see a pattern lol dudes so smart

emily’s little smile lol

for he

god he’s so smart

the problem is i think i could understand the code and idk my iq but it’s prob not 160 or above

how do u even calculate that shit

reid’s face is perfect

the taxi driver, didn’t he kidnap the best friends wife from the back of the cab

i don’t think i made this very clear but this is my favorite episode EVER

i’m gonna fucking bite spencer if he keeps being so adorable

finn ain’t no angel in this

vegas!! matthew’s hometown

REID IN THE BACKGROUND

heTALKSK SO FAST I LOVENIT SM

mY leg itcjes

i also would like to catch the zodiac

REID ON THE FHAIR

staring at nothing

HAHAH

best friend activities

REIDS HANDS MOVE SO FAST

i need him now

aDmiT iT yOure HaVing FuUuN

i literally can’t get cozy

A CHESS SWUARE

listening to him💞 💋

no matches

doesn’t he plant a piece of evidence

yep

they found him

o love when reid comes up behind him

bro kidnapped his future wife

UEAH THEY KILLED SOMEONE OMG

it’s spencer reid’s world we’re just living in it

bro said “sanctimonious” wtf does that mean

“not really” 💞💞💞💞💞

the vest 😫😫💞💞

i don’t think harvey here is going to shanghai anymore he going to jail

SULPHURIC ACID dude that’s insane

LOL REID “i’m sure he’ll send you a postcard”

AWWW REID AND HIS COFFEE

THE BIRTHDAY PARTY

spencer reid you’ve made the biggest difference in my life 💘💘💘

AWWWWWW HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPENCER

lol morgan the way he’s in his 40s now😭

awww him blowing out the candles he looks so happy

the end

MY FAVORITE EPISODE MWAH MY BELOVED 💋💋💋💋

[thefandom-casserole]

Episode 47 Notes-

- I’m so scared

- Like. Almost more scared than for last episode

- Ahhhhhh

- Hermie my beloved I haven’t stopped thinking about you <333

- (Seriously I’ve been basically exclusively rping you. Channel seven has been wild man)

- Anyways

- Ahhhhhh

- THE INTRO

- OMG

- THEYRE TALKING AHOUT SCAM AND NORMAL AOSNDHAJSBHSKAJSJDJDHDUIEJE

- Im vibrating this is insane

- I love their intros so much

- I LOVE THE PODCAST DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SO MUCHHHHHH

- Hehe I remember that from last season

- Taylor’s Teen Fact: Taylor’s first fight was in fourth grade because he was getting bullied (by Steve) over his collectible card game so he kicked the guy in the nards. That’s how he got into karate

- Lincoln’s Teen Fact: The first fight and lie between Linc and his parents was when he did a “hunger strike” until they let him go to school (but he actually was eating)

- Will messing up Normal’s intro was way too funny to me

- Normal’s Teen Fact: Normal does a tarot card reading everyday before getting started

- He’s like Mercedes!!!!!!!!!

- I cannot believe that he pulled the reversed Lovers holy shit

- Scary Teen Fact: Scary plays the piano. Because if the letters are rearranged it spells pain-o

- Anthony Fact: They haven’t thrown to their sponsors very often and so that might happen this episode

- Nevermind now he’s not gonna do it 😭

- IF THEY DONT TELL NORMAL ILL LOSE MY KIND

- The way Scary’s telling Linc to not touch Hermie <3333333333

- No hate to Linc lots of love to Scary though

- TWO DEATH FAILS FROM PUNCHING HIM INT HE JUTS IM CRYING

- OH THANK GOD FOR SCARY

- “Where’s Hermie” I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t

- SCARY BEING SUPER THERE ABOUT HERMIE BECAUSE PF TERRY

- The way I started tearing up when they started to pick up Hemrie 💀

- God this is not boding well for the rest of the episode

- LINC NO WE KNOW YOU DIDNT LIKE EHRMKE THIS ISNT COOL AHHH

- Again no hate to Linc he’s a kid

- “We’ll fix them”

- SLAY NORMAL

- WHOO

- “LEAVE”

- Once mischief twins always mischief twins (let’s Hotwire a car together BROTHERRR)

- ANOTHER NAT ONE

- I’m pretty sure I missed the entire thing with Taylor and the gun 😭 I don’t care enough to rewind

- “Lincoln stares at yet more blood he has created and slowly sinks back down” LINCOLN BABY

- ANOTHER NAT ONE

- Ahhhhhhhhhhh this spellll

- NO THE SOELL DIDNT WORK

- ANKRHER NAT ONE HOLY SJIR

- Henry yayyyyyyyy

- THE SPONSOR

- THAT WAS PERFECT

- THAT WAS SO FUCKING PERFECT

- Sooo code purple happened as they were kids okay okay

- IS THAT FUCKING BARRY

- OR SCAM LIKELY????!!!

- Henry looks surprisingly young thanks to a vegan lifestyle and butthole sunning!!!!

- Henry how I’ve missed you!!!!!!!!!

- BARRY YOU SHOULD BE DESD FUCK YOU

- Mercedes is dead 😞

- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

- HES GOOF MATTER NOOOO

- Very Achilles-Patroclus esc oh god

- This is going to either be Willy or Scam oh boy oh no

- Remember when we thought Normal hiding in his mascot outfit was bad??

- Oh good it’s Scam

- He left Scary oh noooo

- The fucking Goofs Realm nauseates me Jesus

- “I’m here when it’s sad I’m here when it’s fun did someone do something to my son” that was pretty good ngl

- I’m going to sob holy shit

- Scam is actually sad omg

- Bits never die is basically what he said omg

- Holy shit holy shit holy shit scam ong omg omg ong

- GO FUCKING NORMAL PUNCH HIM

- Scam is being all depresso like the other adults holy shit 😭

- “You don’t fucking come near him”

- FUCK YEAH MULTI PRONOUNS DOOOD

- “You feel like home” AHHHH OAKSSSSSSSS

- I’m going to sob

- [will sobbing] “OUR SPONSOR AURA FRAMES!!!”

- Yayyyyy this our episode 61. Hm or maybe when Terry Jr. died

- Half of it is burnt like two face!! Like Hermie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- “I’m really proud of you kiddo” sobbing sobbing sobbing

- The Shade Witch I love this 😭

- I was sobbing and now I’m laughing

- This is so funny

- This whole scene is hilarious

- The sun is a metaphor for something

- “Just this once… just this once… Chaperal on three”

- I’m sobbing I’m sobbing omg ong omg

- The Shade Witch is my favorite character move aside Paeden (I’m joking I’m joking)

- SCARY IM SOBBING

- Is the rogue card still in action???

- FUCK YOU BARRRRRRY

- The same man twice!!!!!!!

- DO WE GET THE VOICES PLEASE GUVE US GHE VOICES

- Nevermindddddd

- OMG THEYRE LEARNIBG TO SHOOT

- That’s insane

- Did Normal cause Code Purple…?

- What did Normal do!?

- Another fucking cliffhanger 😭

- I genuinely think I’m going to be sick ✌️

[whymori]

Your Drithen and Idarus tag is absolutely normal feel free to talk about them in a totalllyyyy normal way

Holy shit. I will.

So basically the overview of Drithen and Idarus in the main Zorith story is that Idarus is the revered God of Zorith, and Drithen is Its prophet. Things are very different to what they seem though because Idarus is a CUNT. For hundreds of years maybe since Zoriths creation it’s been gaining power off of the struggles and deaths of those around Zorith (It is a god of doom and deceit)

Anyway yada yada yada every god that sends down prophecies needs a prophet, and Idarus has had MANY. But since It can’t let the whole actually I’m a dick thing get revealed it just kinda. Controls Its prophets. Like a puppet. Think ratatouille but weirder.

Drithen (full name Drithen Zerades) fucking hated their life SO BAD before becoming the prophet (their family was a line of nobles close to the royal family, and Drithen had a ton of expectations on them due to this (mainly having children to continue the family line. Weird.)) so when they started having fucked up dreams and eventually got called to meet THE PROPHET they honestly were a little stoked.

They got a lot less stoked though when it was said that they were the next prophet, and that their old life would never return again. And then they got EVEN LESS STOKED when during the initiation ritual to exchange the mantle, Idarus revealed Itself, revealed what It was, and then physically appeared in the real world out of the old Prophet and blinded Drithen because you really cannot stare directly at Gods (after this their vision is similar to someone with like. Really bad cataracts. Still partial vision, but they are definitely considered blind)

So anyway all that happens Drithen is the Prophet now yayyyyy they should be totally dead. Like not in control at all probably not even conscious anymore. But uh no, pookie is still in there still in control. Motor functions in tact. This honestly means nothing for Idarus but as you could imagine this means EVERYTHING to Drithen.

Anyway now Drithen is in an undying state for around 70-80 years not sure exactly how long tbh I can’t be assed to decide exactly. It’s a LONG TIME THOUGH, and when your only company is the God of your kingdom that is able to directly control you and dish out sick bars (prophecies) into your mind to tell the kingdom, you’d probably talk to it once or twice (many times)

Issue occurs: they’re unhealthily gay towards God now. Even bigger issue: God is unhealthily gay towards them back.

Anyway they hold hands and kiss and have romantic dinners (sit next to each other because neither of them can eat) or whatever idk I’m homophobic but only to those two. Then Idarus comes up with the whole Casso and Ecith plan that totally could never fail and will make It stronger than anyone could ever imagine, Drithen spits the bars to Zorith and then is like “wow since this is going to make you insanely strong you don’t need little old (over 100 years old stop) me anymore. Please let me rest my pookiebear.”

Idarus promises to Drithen that It will simply resurrect them once it becomes the most powerful being this side of the whole fucking planet and then Drithen DIES. FOR THE SECOND TIME.

And instead of rest they get LIMBO ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️☝️☝️☝️🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏 WOOOOOOOOO WE LOVE PROPHECY LIMBO

Then some unimportant things happen (cough. Practically all of Casso and Eciths story) idc idc gay people or something and Ecith winds up also in LIMBOOOOO ‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🎉🎉🎉💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️

Drithen is so happy (mildly interested) that there’s finally someone else in this creepy ass fucked up mirror version of Zorith (limbo is weird alr) and is like “ohhhh your one of the gay people Idarus made up. Wdym we’re going to kill Idarus. Who is Casso??” And then they do everything in their power to help Ecith find a way to kill Idarus. This takes another 25 years so our guy is like 175 or smth by now but uhh yea eventually everything is lining up and Drithen calls in Idarus to limbo (which It had zero idea even existed. Fucking loser what a moron) promptly DIES. FOR THE THIRD TIME

It’s fine though because Idarus’ fate is sealed by two different gay people and IT DIES. YAYYYYYY

Anyway Ecith comes back to life when limbo collapses (limbo was a part of Idarus even if It wasn’t aware. So when It died limbo died) but so does Drithen 💀 They CANNOT have peace. Anyway their fate is undecided rn they’re either going to just. Become a person again or alternatively I’m going to ruin them for eternity by making them Idarus’ successor.

Now you might be thinking “this isn’t at all romantic what are you yapping about???” But you have to understand that Drithen and Idarus’ love language is literally killing each other. One must imagine Drithen and Idarus setting traps for each other like Tom and Jerry. Drithen and Idarus missed each other every day when Drithen died and they also simultaneously hate each other. If all stakes were removed and Drithen and Idarus were just normal people they would be in the healthiest relationship known to man. They would (and did in Drithens case) die in each others arms. I’m normal I’m the most normal guy ever thank you 👍

God do I even want to post this holy shit

[mangoposts]

girl HEY i’ve sent soo much stuff in the last few days so i’m gonna ask for an emoji bc like ITS TIME

anyways can i pls be 🏄‍♀️ if it’s not taken!!

also i’m just gonna put some of the stuff i’ve said so u kinda know who i am!!!

-brittany/enya n drew

-i said how i miss 2021-2022 them and the nostalgia😔😔

-i’m always on here saying how i need chris

i really do 😕

-the dead eyes thing was me 😭

-and how i love that they follow models on ig

-i’m always on here talking about nate too

-oh and i love saying that i wanna put them in my pocket like that’s my fav phrase so i think i’ve said heaps of stuff about that 😭😭

ANYWAYS i know u didn’t need all that but yeahhhhh ok ily!!!! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

-🏄‍♀️

Yesssss u cannnnn yayyyyy welcomeeeeee stay awhile

[doggirl08-moved]

i’m home! today was…awesome! i started out super sad since someone pointed out a bad thing and i just worked on a malcey drawing while i was saddddd :(…after that i went to third block and my friend malachi nerd turned cool guy i said u should sit with me… since i hate sitting alone i thought he was going to decline but he happily sat with me and was super sweet and complimented me!!! i was so happy and he said i look social!!! when we came back from lunch i was so stressed when we did partner work ( me and him ) cuz the numbers weren’t going in my head i was so sad and i felt dumb and slow and everything was wrong but he was so sweet and reassured me i’m smart and it’s ok i finished the worksheet in time but i apologized for the way i acted and how stressed i was he told me i’m smart and i should beat up who ever said i was slow and awkward that made me happy but i still felt bad! i wanted to explode walking into 4th block and even did a small lap to calm myself and my friend keely is on crutches now uh oh and it’s picture day uh oh and i don’t have a charger and my chromebook is dead uh ohhhhhh!!!!! i was so mad and sad and stressed but i somehow got my work done using keelys but now it’s picture time i wore my grey lazy sweatshirt today and took my braids out of my hair revealing my wavy hair as i asked keely nicely if i could use her makeup while we were waking i did my makeup for the first time with no help with no mirror!!!!!! and some lip gloss ;3 i somehow didn’t stab my eye out and keely said i looked amazing i felt so proud then crazy stuff happens the lady at the photo thing said i looked super cute and i was soooo happy everyone was so nice to me today! i went back to class slowly with keely and i gave her all my water in return of makeup products!!! she was grateful and we talked more she kept saying sorry for interrupting me and i was like lol u didn’t i don’t care :) <3 and i was so happy!! i left without wearing my jacket rare ( i don’t like my arms ) and i got home early abbey noticed my makeup and said it looked super good and i did it with no mirror i’m a pro!! she said from far away i look like i’m wearing eyeliner i went to the bathroom mirror to see how i looked and i am happy i did look good i was so happpyyyy!!! and tonight i’ll be doing homework ( prob not i like to do it at school >:/ ) and drawing yayyyyy!!! i’m so happy!

[readyandnot]

hbs ranking and reactions to sam w/ @morgansplace :))

MORGAN-

1. Sam

2. Lasko

3. Geordi

4. Asher

5. Milo

6. Gavin

7. Damien & Huxley

8. Vincent

9. David

ME-

sam

damien and huxley

milo

vincent

geordi

lasko

gavin

asher

david

our reactions are down here lol

r is me m is morgan

m- OMGOMGOGMGOMG

r-“hold your damn horses" SAM

YOU COWBOY

m-SAM MY LOVE I MISSED YOU

r-AHHHHHHH MY LOVEEEEE

r-“ acting like you haven't seen all of me" omg-

m- OH MY GOD

r- I WILL WHISTLE AT YOU

m- HAHAHHAHAHA YES

r- MANS IS BLUSHINGGG

YOU ARE FLUSTERED

m- YES YOU ARE LMAO

m- my god i missed him so much

r- me toooooo

r- THE FIRST DARLIN LETS GOOOOO

m- AHHHHHH

r- “now hush” make me-

m- NIGHT SWIM <33

r- “nocturnal inclinations” why he speaking like avior

m- IM IN LOVE WITH HIS VOICE

r- HIS LAUGHHHHH

m- KISSESSSS

r- kisses <33

r-“you're a hella of a sight yourself darlin" sam-

please-

marry me

m- sam, c'mon, please

*sam gets in the water*

m-OH?

r-AYO

m- I PANICKED

r- that’s not the only thing wet- i’m not sorry.

m- LMAOOO YOU SHOULDNT BE

m- SMOOTH FINISH FROM NEW SOUTHERN

FLAVOR I LOVE THAT

r-“oh yeah? good luck” FUCK OMG

m-oh 😳

r- I WILL DUNK YOU BOI

LETS GO

m- Sam 1v1 you and me

I lose, let's go

r- oh? what's the reward if we win-

r- more kissesssss:))

m- I LOVE THEM SM: (

r-his whispers fuck me

m-HAJDIAJFUADJ LMAO

r-true Imao

m-you forgot the,

I'm a comedian

r-BAHHAHAHAHHA

m-I AM NOT SORRY

m- Sam was a poet in another life

r-they are soulmates i'm crying

they're so cute

m-I'M SO SOFT

as always

How did this ended

Being

Nsfw

*sam mentions riding solo*

r- i love riding you-

IM NOT WRONG

m- NO YOU ARE NOT.

m-HIS LAUGH <3333

r- AHHHHH<33 I LOVE HIS LAUGH

r- awwww vincent :))

YAYYYYY LOVELY MENTION

m- I LOVE WHEN THEY MENTION OTHER CHARACTERS

LETS GOOOOOOOO

*sam talking about vampire life*

r- why does this feel like foreshadowing

r- VIN AND SAMMMMM THEYRE BROTHERS YOUR HONOR

m- :(((( THEYRE FAMILY

r-"family takes care of each other" i'm soft

m-FOUND FAMILY IS THE BEST

m-:(@($(@*$£!*$ SOFT MOMENT ALLERT

ALERT

r-you don't need to thank me :((

"too bad darlin" fuck i can't resist that

m-you can step on me and I'll say sorry

r-YOURE NOT LIMITING ME MY SLEEP

SCHEDULES FUCKED ANYWAY

r-cut him off with kiss!!!!

m-KISSESSS LET'S GO

m-:( GOD HE'S SO SWEET

r-SAM YOU SENTIMENTAL SWEETIE

MORE KISSES WE ARE SPOILED

m-I'm already nervous and they're just talking

m-Please help

r-THERE IT IS

m-OH??AYO???

r-busy in what way-

m-all of them

m-“nothing just”

FUCK ME GOD

m-AAAAA IM SO SOFT

r-“having you in my arms after dancing around each

other this long" SAMMMM

r-“the lingering touches and knowing glances" omg

m-I'm soft.

and I'm-

Stop.

r-“the trust" umm i'm dead

m-MY GOD

r- “steady" SAAAAAM

m-THAT'S SO SWEET

r-“presenting more than feeling, with you it's real"

AWWWWW

THATS SO RELATABLE

SAAAAAAAM

m-THWWHISPERRS

r-omg the parallels with him and vincent saying "it's a

gift

m-Imnotg-

m-IAMFIAMFOAKFLAFKKSFJJAD><

r-ily so much OMG

m-PLEASE HELTP

r-YES I AM GETTING HANDSY

r-HOW COULD I NOT

m-OH MY GOD

r-yeah yeah shut up and kiss

DEFINITELY ROAMING

m-Yeah less talking more kissing

r-omg he's starting to moan

m-AND I'M STARTING TO COLLAPSE

r-“don't get mad get even" YESSSSS

m-That's the official phrase of the channel

r-HARD TO RESIST FUCK

m-I'm asthmatic it's not fun if I say I CAN'T BREATHE

LAMDOAMFOKAFKANF

r- BODY PRAISE

m- AY DIOS MIO

kink kink moment

r-“oh lord" THERE IT ISSS

m-Where's my oh my god darlin, mhmm????

r-"every curve and line pressing back into my touch"

fuck

r”Whiskey heat" AYOOOO

m-SIX MINUTES STILL??? OH MY GOD

r-WHAT

I CALLED IT

WHAT FID I FUCKING TELL YOU

"fuck darlin" I TOLD YOU

m-GOD

SEER

m-YOU'RE A FUCKING SEER

Oh my god

r-“just like that" FUCK

I CALLED THAT TOO OMFG

m-sam fuck me please

r-"i wanna kiss and touch and taste every inch of this

god damn body of yours" PLEASEEEE

m- You can, by the way

no feeding? :( IPREFER THE FEEDI-

r-“you set my senses on fire" well i sure hope so

r-“you make me ache" PARALLELS WITH VINCENT

m-AYOOO SAMM

r-HOLY FUCK

m- 😳💗👁™️🎤😰👐🏻📸🦴😯™️👁‼️™️🙇‍♂️👑🦴🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻👐🏻

that’s a cry for help

morse code

r-GET THE DAMN TRUNKS OFF

omg his moans-

“you keep bucking like that, and i might just have to

take you up on the offer" yes.

r-“yeah i didn't think so"

OMG

MORGAN

m-AJImf aadj

WHAFO

r-"Oh god almighty" HOLY SHIT

m- AYUDA ME MATO

r-HIS FUCKING MOANA

m- M ACABO DE MORIR

r-“ i stay hooked on you" fuck me

"oh yeah" SAM

m-YES

SAMUEL COLLINS PLEASE FUCK ME

r-SLIDE IT OFF

m-If you don't do it I will

r-“ i wanna feel all of you against me" fucking hell

r-TAKE IT OFF

GETTING EVEN GETTING FUCKED MORE LIKE

m-I SWEAR TO GOD THIS MAN IS KILLING ME

UAJDJAJDJADJAJDJAJS

r-“sweet jesus darlin"

m-SWEET JESUS

LMAO

OH MY GOD

r-samuel collins- fuck me at this address at this time,

don't be late sincerely, everyone

[fanficsforheartandsoul]

Update

Hi :) 

Am I dead? Not yet, almost. I’m currently struggling with my mental health and reached a point where I can’t go on. 

This sounds like I’m going to do something stupid but NO - I’m actually going to therapy YAYYYYY!

The last two months were kind of horrible and I decided that something must change. I’ve struggled before but this time was exponentially worse and now I’m going to do something about it :) 

I know my stories are delayed and I apologize for that. I just wanted to share the news and kind of explain why I did not post anything.

I’ll be seeing my therapist for the first time next week sooo I’m excited but also scared because FUUUUCK social anxiety xD

[vanilladove]

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fandoms i'm currently writing for:

bungo stray dogs

jujutsu kaisen

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[theryanlightart]

Ayyyyyyyy back from the dead!! :D Don’t mind me, I’ll just be uploading a bunch of new art I’ve made since... 2018... oof. OH, LOOK! I’M MAKING A COMIC!! YAYYYYY.

[glowyjellyfish]

October Halloween Movie Fest Day Eight:

Today I had some trouble getting dinner made on time; I was going to watch something new but by the time I was ready it was getting late and I was hangry and the movies I looked at were just too long… so I gave up and watched Corpse Bride instead.

I like Corpse Bride, and it’s really stylish and interesting to look at—even though it is clearly Tim Burton, it doesn’t have too much of the Tim Burton Look, and the bride herself is beautifully animated. Buuuuuut I really think the script needed another pass. Give us some character development, an I Want song, something. There’s also a weird combination of the dead being super nice and friendly and Victor being too quickly accepting that makes him look like a real dick to lie to and lead on Emily like that, making one wonder “okay, why does she even want him after that.” I think a little more development for him and a little more conflict with the world of the dead early on would help that. But I still like it!

Tomorrow I am going to watch a movie I haven’t seen before or die trying!

Treehouse of Horror 8… (The Homega Man/Fly vs Fly/Easy-Bake Coven) …so, I’m not the kind of Simpsons fan that thinks everything after season 8 immediately drops off and is terrible forever. I like season 9, I like a lot of later episodes, and even though I feel season 11 is probably the worst season, I always find something enjoyable when I watch it. And I like this episode a lot—I always love historical episodes and seeing all the character designs, and I love The Fly references, and the whole episode is packed with great lines. So I want you to thoroughly understand that before I say… I had to rank it last. I thought it through very carefully, but this episode just isn’t scary, spooky, creepy, anything. The atmosphere’s decent, but it feels like they were a lot more concerned with getting jokes in, and I could not in good conscience rank it above THOH2. My list is now 1, 5, 4, 7, 6, 3, 2, 8.

…I may have spent an unreasonable amount of time making gifs for this. Also, yayyyyy Marge got her first starring role! I believe she’ll get another in a few days. And thinking ahead, I might have to alter my stat system slightly to accommodate non-family members starring in THOH segments. I haven’t had any yet, but off the top of my head, I know I will be getting to segments starring Snake, Ned, Moe, Sideshow Bob, Professor Frink…

[bimbosupreme]

(pls fullscreen for sharper lines)

wanted to do something to surpass my favorite piece from january last year and I’m pretty happy with this one!