what four guys from new jersey do to a motherfucker
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Watching Midnight Mass as a person with religious trauma versus a person without religious trauma- raised completely out of the church, maybe went to a couple services with a friend- is a wildly different experience.
I’m watching the last few episodes with palpable, numb despair, picturing which one of the ladies at church would have been best at being Bev Keane, how easily the Trustees could have been swayed into sabotaging boats in the name of God’s army, and I can hear my mother’s voice quoting Matthew 10 and praising “our warrior god”.
Meanwhile, my kid is watching with fascinated horror that kind of crazed fervor could spread through seemingly normal people. It’s like looking at a garish science experiment.
“What the fuck is this? This is the most uncomfortable thing I have ever sat Thru?”
“This is what it’s like to be religious”
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I wonder if my brain has ever thought about not being so god damn sleepy all the time??
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AND I HOPE IT’S SHITTY IN THE BLACK DOG WHEN SOMEONE PLAYS THE STARTING LINE AND YOU JUMP UP BUT SHE’S TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THIS SONG THAT WAS INTERTWINED IN THE TRAGIC FABRIC OF OUR DREAMING!!!!!
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not to be horny on main or anything because i’ve definitely never done that before but i truly think everyone wants to fuck mattheo riddle until that man has fucked you three times in one day and still wants another round because he genuinely just can’t get enough of your body like literally the man just needs to be inside you like he’d fucking perish off the earth if he went longer than a few hours without burying himself in your warmth and even though you’re starting to get sore there’s simply just no goddamn chance you could ever resist him because the way he’s cooing filth in your ear about how he’ll be gentle and how he’ll fuck you slow as he has you pinned underneath him with both of your wrists held down against the mattress while he nips and kisses and sucks at your neck is enough to shatter your resolve and empty your brain of any rational thoughts replacing them with none other than pure primalized lust and without even realizing it you’re quivering and whining and begging him to get back inside you.
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I need yall to understand, I need yall to see the vision
The “old friends” that changed one another fundamentally……
The opposing attitudes that result in frustration and admiration………
The apprehensive red that has issues and the social blue that also has issues but hides it better………………
Their undying mutual respect that goes unsaid but is understood only by them……………………………
What I’m saying is that megop caused a war so sonadow could save the planet from the biolizard so narumitsu could change career paths to meet him again so klance could cradle him in his arms
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