#I'm getting bored

[tomasitaoficial]

@emma-xd-15

@mimotofu

I already have two! I will continue drawing more ocs when I get more requests, so, if you want me to draw your oc, tell me!

[iwritewhump]

"I'm getting bored" + captive whumpee + new whumper

day 22 of @whumptember

276 words

warnings: captive whumpee, conditoned whumpee, implied torture

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Whumper pounds on the door and pushes it open, nearly hitting Whumpee with the door. “Time to wake up!” he shouts, “Ready to start the day?” 

Whumpee kneels in front of him with their head lowered, “Yes, sir.”

Whumper chuckles and puts his hand on Whumpee’s head, smoothing out their unruly curls and brushing it away from their eyes. His hand migrates down to Whumpee’s cheek and finds its place under their chin. 

He lifts Whumpee’s head and smiles, “You’re in for a surprise today, Whumpee.” 

“What is it?” They ask, already tense. 

Whumper smiles, “Can’t tell you. It’s a surprise.” 

“Right,” they say, looking back at Whumper’s feet, “Sorry.” 

He hums and takes a step back, leaning out of the room, “You can come in now, I know how long you’ve been waiting.” 

Whumpee sneaks a look up and immediately regrets it, Whumper stares down at them, shaking his head, “I thought you were learning. I was getting bored.” 

“I’m sorry, sir. It won’t happen again. I promise,” Whumpee stutters. “Please forgive me.” 

“Yeah, Whumper,” someone says. “Forgive them.” 

Whumpee can see her shoes. She’s standing next to Whumper and almost stepping on their fingers. 

“You can look now, dear,” she says. 

Slowly, Whumpee looks up. New Whumper smiles down at them, her expression unknown to them. She tilts her head and laughs, “They’re so tiny,” she says to Whumper, “How’d you find them?” 

Whumper rolls his eyes and turns to walk out of the room, “Play nice, I want to keep them a little longer.” 

The door slams and New Whumper leans against it to make sure it stays closed. “We’re gonna have fun.”

[what-have-i-unleashed]

someone gimme a prompt i will write something truly unhinged about whatever character(s) based on how many hearts i get.

[thominho-incorrectquotes]

Working late today so send me asks!

[marinaraida]

Just successfully faked my sleep, time to party

[paoluuuu]

My teacher was supposed to come over at 15:25 😞

currently 16:39, sitting in my couch like this

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

[violent138]

Stephanie: "Did you get it?"

Tim, scoffing: "Of course I did. *unwraps the vase from bubble wrap* It's the exact same, one of the three original vases made."

Stephanie: "Wait. The old one had a nick, right there on the shoulder. *uses a Batarang to recreate it* There."

Tim, setting it down carefully and smiling: "Perfect. I think we just got away with it."

Jason, reading on the couch: "He'll know."

Stephanie: "How? You'd have to--"

Alfred: "Is there anything you guys want for dinner?"

Tim and Stephanie, immediately: "No."

Alfred, frowning slightly: "Very well." He walked over, both Tim and Stephanie trying to play it cool as the butler adjusted the vase on the table.

Jason looked up from his book.

Alfred: "I'll remind you again, Master Timothy that skateboards are not permitted inside the house."

Jason cackled at the expression that Tim and Stephanie made.

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Bruce: "How did you know? Technically speaking, it's the same vase."

Alfred: "I have a contact at the auction house where you bought the second one years ago."

Bruce, clearing his throat: "Yeah, Jason accidentally kicked a ball into it."

Alfred, raising an eyebrow: "He threw a Batarang at it because you wanted to make him more comfortable."

Bruce:

Alfred: "I do wish you'd all stop adding that nick back."

[crimeronan]

like this post to receive a boop :)

[thereisselfpreservation]

Hua Cheng, sighing dreamily as he watches Xie Lian dig things out of the trash like a raccoon: There he is. That's the love of my life.

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

[mybedroomceilingsbored]

i'm late, but doing one of those note thing thingies. because i need to be productive but have no willpower :3

this is legitimately never gonna get anywhere. but i don't rlly care lol

mm.. 25 notes and i'll start lifting weights again (actually kind of wanna do this one)

50 notes and i'll drink adequate amounts of water for a FULL WEEK

100 notes and i'll eat at least two meals a day for a week

200 notes and i'll weed my vegetable garden (horribly grassy)

300 notes and i'll redo my intro post

400 notes and i'll clean out my 950+ unread emails

600 notes and i'll actually clean my room (gasp)

800 notes and i'll post myself playing smth on the piano? or flute? or uke? y'all's choice lol

aaand 1000 notes and i'll start APPLYING FOR SCHOLARSHIPS omgg

uuum go wild ig?

[skellagirl]

played DA2 for the first time and romanced the possessed bisexual poor little meow meow who's totally down for firebombing a walmart

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽｀)ﾉ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!

[mizandria]

so the occurrence that almost every woman was sexually harrassed by a man at some point in her life is just a cluster of a few individual experiences that you cannot formulate any general conclusions based on BUT a few reddit porn addicted losers not having a girlfriend assigned to them as soon as they're born or being rejected by three girls in middle school is a world scale epidemic that gets its own name, psychologists and media and useless video essayists devoted to finding out what its causes are and to figuring out how to solve it, and every woman is now responsible for solving it. i love living in this world i am totally not chewing on my arm right now!

[sheerakk]