#Incorrect Witcher

[devrxes]

kidnapper: i have your child

tissaia: which one i have five

kidnapper: the annoying one that wont shut tf up

tissaia:

kidnapper:

tissaia: which one i have five

[mothpiercings]

jaskier: make no mistake. not only am i party rocking, but i am also in the house tonight.

yennefer: but are you shuffling?

jaskier: Everyday.

geralt: what language are you two speaking??

[astaldis]

Incorrect Witcher quote

[lassieposting]

Eskel: Apologise to Vesemir. Now. Lambert, 10, sullen as all hell: Sorry I called you a psychopath. Thought you already knew.

[jennyo-thewoods]

Dandelion: Sometimes it’s just nice to be wanted.

Geralt: Not by THE LAW DANDELION.

(Source)

[geralt-of-vengerberg]

This has probably been done before, but oh well...

Incorrect Witcher Quotes

[unbury-the-gays]

Together

Adrien: We've been through so much together, haven't we, kitty?

Kiyan: Yeah. And most of it was your fault.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

can you believe it's actually canon now

[nataliescatorccio]

#let’s play: correct or incorrect quote (27/?)

[twistedappletree]

lan wangji: *brings home baby a-yuan*

lan xichen: i want one too :(

lan jingyi:

[headcanonthings]

Jaskier: My fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Geralt speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me.

[fanby-fckry]

Ciri: *sneaks into Kaer Morhen at 2 am*

Geralt: *turns around in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?

Ciri: I was... with Yennefer?

Yennefer: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Try again.

Ciri: Jaskier! I meant I was with Jaskier.

Jaskier: *also turns around in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning*

Jaskier: Geralt, help. I can’t stop the chair.

[mothpiercings]

jaskier: wanna know how punk i am?

jaskier: *punches wall*

jaskier:

jaskier: take me to the hospital.

[astaldis]

Incorrect Witcher Quote

for @supercupcakecollector-love

"Yule, the time of delicious food, merry song, candle light, mistletoe and delightful togetherness," Jaskier sighs, looking at the other members of the Hanza, enraptured by the prospect.

"I'd prefer TWOgetherness," Geralt mumbles into his non-existent beard. It could be a great night spent with his lover. But he is no spoilsport, and a Hanza is a Hanza.

(more Yule Hansa fun here)

[lassieposting]

Obnoxious teenager to tired authority figure pipeline my beloved

Deglan, bursting into a room at Kaer Morhen: What the fuck is going on in here?

Vesemir: [freezes]

Luka: [freezes]

Vesemir, after a long silence: Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught us doing.

Vesemir, coming in from training: What the fuck are you lot doing?

Geralt: [freezes]

Eskel: [freezes]

Lambert: [freezes]

Eskel: ...science experiment? We want to see how far we can Aard these canteloupes.

Vesemir, Too Tired For This™, waving them off: ...okay

[As he walks away, he hears a melon splat into the wall. Cheers erupt behind him]

Geralt, sticking his head around Ciri's door: What the fuck are you doing in -

Ciri: [freezes]

Jaskier: [freezes]

Geralt:

Geralt: Actually. You know what. Never mind. I don't want to know.

Ciri, nodding: Probably for the best.

Geralt: Hmm.

[izzy-hands]

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [22/∞] (insp.)