#Inncorect quotes

[mirroredmemoriez]

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Tim: I'm kind of crushing... on someone... But I'm worried about telling you who it is because, well, you're not gonna like it.

Bruce: Just rip the bandage off.

Tim: It's Kon.

Bruce: Put the bandage back on.

[dracolilhoe]

Severus x Y/n

(Severus and Y/n having an argument)

Severus: "Darling, the whole reason we are in this situation again is because you cant follow the rules!"

Y/n: "Sev, rules are made to be broken!"

Severus: "Is that why you're wanted in fourteen countries?"

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[omegafett99]

Wrecker: Tech why are you crying?

Tech wiping his eyes: Oh it's just the onions

Wrecker: TELL ME WHAT THE ONIONS SAID, WHAT DID THEY DO?!

[shark-smuggler]

part 13

[kdjojo]

Ace: I'm scared of tall people, what if they lick my head. Looks up at Deuce

Deuce's eyes widening: You better leave me the FUCK out of fear of your Ace.

[madebythe0cean]

More HL incorrect quotes with my M!Mc and F!Mc twins (2)

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M!Mc: I think we're missing something.


Garreth: Teamwork?


Sebastian: Cohesion?


Ominis and F!Mc: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Sebastian: Rules are made to be broken.


Ominis: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.


Sebastian: Uh, piñatas.


F!Mc: Glow sticks.


Sebastian: Karate boards.


F!Mc: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.


Sebastian: Rules.


Ominis:

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Leander: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

M!Mc:of course I would! :)


Ominis: Nope, absolutely not.


Sebastian: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.


Imelda: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.


Garreth : I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.


F!Mc: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Ominis: Just be yourself.


Sebastian: 'Be myself'? Ominis, I have one day to win M!Mc over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?


Natty : Couple weeks.


Imelda : Six months.


F!Mc: Jury’s still out.


Sebastian: See, Ominis?


Sebastian: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Random passerby:go back to your own country.

Natty:wha-what?

M!Mc: *already drawing his wand*

F!Mc:*rolling up her sleeves*

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Sebastian: Yo is Ominis sleeping or dead?


Anne: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.


F!Mc: Yeah, so did I.


Ominis: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Madame Scribbner : How did none of you hear what I just said?


Sebastian: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.


M!Mc: I got distracted about halfway through.


F!Mc : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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F!Mc: Blue, I'm sad.


M!Mc: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.


Sebastian: Anne, I'm sad.


Anne , nodding: cry about it.

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Professor Fig:alright! I’ve checked over your potions homework and if I do say so myself,I’d say you’ll get a high mark.

F!Mc:awesome,thanks dad

The other professors in the staff room:….

F!Mc:why is everyone starting at me?

Professor Garlick:you just called Eleazar ‘dad’ you ‘said thanks dad’

F!Mc:what? No I didn’t I said ‘thanks man’

Professor Fig:do you see me as a father figure F!Mc?

F!Mc:no! If any I see you as bother figure cause your always bothering me!

Professor Sharp:hey,show your father some respect

F!Mc:I didn’t call him dad! *leaves the staff room quickly*

Professor Fig:*happy tears in his eyes*

Professor Weasley:I had the same reaction when M!Mc called me mum

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[incorrectgaang]

Aang : My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Katara : What hints have you given them? Aang : Well, I think about them a lot. Aang : And sometimes I even think about talking to them.

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[incorrectquoteprompts]

Person A: I'm gonna go get my ass kicked, anyone wanna come watch?

person B: sure

[incorrect-drwho-quotes]

Rose: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Doctor: Thank you

Rose: I didn't say that was a good thing

Doctor: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[mirroredmemoriez]

[helloworld112358]

ineffable dumbasses

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[teddytrash-101]

Hua Cheng about Xie Lian: He is the most precious sweet person on this earth and I would like to %$&& him but he's also the most terryfing guy to ever walk the earth. I will cry if he yells at me.

[dracolilhoe]

Severus x Y/n

Fred, George and Y/n Snape talking outside the door where the order meeting is being held

y/n: “This is a life or death situation you guys know that right? I’m risking a lot here. Not only I’m an arriving late to the meeting but I’m also going to cause a disruption.”

Fred: “Your Snapes wife! Which is exactly why you should be the one to pull this prank!”

George: “Plus he’s more likely to kill us than you.”

y/n: “Yeah cause that helps.”

Fred: “Just go please professor y/n!”

y/n: *Sighs* “You owe me big time.”

y/n barges into the kitchen as the order all looks up

y/n: “SEVERS TOBAIS SNAPE!”

Sirius: “Ohh snivellus fucked up…”

Severus: *Looks up a look of confusion etched on his face*

y/n: “Who the fuck is Daisy?!?”

Severus: “Darling what? Who is that?”

y/n: *drops a pair of sunglasses on her face* “Daisy me rollin…”

Fred and George laughing in the hallway

Severus: *Stands up and starts heading towards the door*

y/n: “Shit!”

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[edgerunnersbaby]

Himbo

David: *Messing with a gun wondering why its not working unaware he forgot to load it* Rebecca: He is so big, and so dumb, and one day I'm gonna top him. Lucy: *Nodding her head in agreement*

[omegafett99]

Hunter: ugh I have this really bad headache that is just coming and going

*Crosshair walks in*

Hunter: here it is again 😑