#It's Christmas day

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: What the hell was that!?

Peter: what was what?

Tony: you shot me!

Peter: no I didn't

Tony: Yes you did

Peter: *awkwardly hiding a paintball gun behind his back* when was the last time you slept? Maybe you're hallucinating again

Tony: ...I literally just woke up 5 minutes ago

Peter: maybe you hallucinated going to sleep

Tony: what

[nessa007]

[tub3rculosis]

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[occudo]

Make a confession, face your crush- Love Archives the new visual novel going to Steam- well, never, but I thought it would be funny.

[katherine-23]

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[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[reesepiece2]

This Christmas keep speaking up for Palestine, don’t stop educating and don’t stop advocating.

[lotus-pear]

"i haven't worked you like a dog yet, as promised"

[clemnoir]

NATHALIE GET OUT OF MY ROOM I’M BUSY!!!

[majunju]

happy holidays <3

[thelvadams]

PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY (2001)

Do you realize what this means? When he heard the gunshot, it was still Christmas Eve!!!

[dyingtobehim]

happy one year to pete wentz accidentally leaking brendon uries pregnancy and putting panic in the grave

[christmasxmas]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

[rainbowofcrazy]

Obligatory

[fullcravings]

Red Velvet Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting