#Jessica Locke x Taylor

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Yeah I forgot to transfer the IDs from insta to here so that's why I didn't post here a lot sorry 😭 Also sorry it's not the most diverse? I mean I technically have some variety but I could've done more lol. Then again mental health issues have been acting up so maybe I should be a little nicer to myself.

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any brian x tim and taylor x jessica shippers PLLEEAASSSEEE interact i need friends:3

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so high school | a.h

summary: in which aaron hotchner and y/n l/n go through their relationship

requested?: no!

pairing: aaron hotchner x fem!reader

category: fluff, angst if you squint

content warnings: alludes to sex, normal criminal minds talk (i.e: getting shot)

based on 'so high school' by taylor swift

I feel so high school everytime i look at you.

A Friday night in the Hotchner household looked the same every week, unless of course, Aaron was on a case. Y/N would come over, two large pizzas in hand and her, Aaron, and Jack would watch a movie until the boy inevitably fell asleep. Aaron would carry Jack into his bedroom, tucking him into the bed before joining his girlfriend back on the couch.

But, not before standing in the entryway of the living room, leaning against the wall and staring at Y/N like it was the first time he had seen her.

"Your eyes are going to fall out of your head one of these days, Hotchner." Y/N would tease him with a toothy grin. Aaron would laugh before sitting down on the couch next to her. "If it meant that you were the last thing I saw, it would be worth it, honey." The usual grumpy man would say with a loving smile followed by a kiss to her hair.

I'm sinking, our fingers entwined.

After another, more adult movie, the couple would softly giggle to themselves as Aaron led them upstairs and to his room. Their fingers entwined the second they stood from the couch and as they walked all the way into the bedroom.

Y/N fell back against the soft comforter, giggling as she looked over at the man. "Aar?" She calls out to him as he went into the en suite bathroom. "Yes, honey?" He peeks out from the bathroom, his tousled hair making Y/N smile at him. "Can we go and have a picnic tomorrow?" She suggests. "Maybe after Jack's soccer game?"

Aaron smiled at the idea. "He'd love that, honey, and so would I." He finally joins her in bed, pulling the girl to his chest with a soft sigh as he lay against the cool sheets.

"Goodnight, Aar." Y/N says, snuggling into his chest, entwining their fingers once more, laying their joined hands on Aaron's lower stomach. "Goodnight, honey." He softly speaks, kissing her head.

Your friends are around, so be quiet. I'm trying to stifle my sighs.

Y/N pushes Aaron's chest for what felt like the hundreth time that night. The couple had been invited for Rossi's for a family dinner, and sometime through the night, Aaron expertly pulled them into one of Rossi's numerous bedrooms in his 'mansion'.

"Missed you s'much, honey." Aaron speaks between feverish kisses. Y/N sighs, feeling Aaron's hands firmly on her waist, pulling her flush against his strong chest. She wanted to push him away, tell him to stop, but her brain couldn't tell her mouth to speak.

Not when she was so content with the feeling of their lips locked, Aaron rubbing small, rough circles into her hips. Finally, the couple came up for air, but not for long as Aaron dived down to her neck, placing quick, open-mouthed kisses, causing Y/N to tangle her fingers into his hair and sigh softly.

"Aaron.." Y/N sighs. He shushes her softly, and once again, her hands press into his chest in an attempt to push him away. "Let's go before someone comes looking." Aaron pulls away finally with a devilish smirk, leading her by a hand on her waist to the dining room.

"We'll finish this at home."

Are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me? It's just a game but really, I'm betting on all three for us two

It was a Sunday in the spring when Aaron proposed. He had it all planned out. Jack stayed with Jessica, Haley's sister, while he took Y/N on a walk in the park.

"Will you marry me?" He got down on one knee, Y/N stared at him, her hand cupping her mouth as she felt tears streaming down her face. "Yes, of course!" She exclaimed, throwing herself towards him.

Aaron lifted her, cupping her face into his large hands as he brought his lips down to meet hers. "I love you." He mumbled to her.

Three weeks later, Aaron was shot by an Unsub. Y/N paced back and forth in the waiting room until the hospital staff let her into his room where she stayed glued to his side until he woke up.

"Honey.." He muttered, still loopy from the medication. "You scared me.." She frowned. Aaron looks up at her apologetically, she squeezes his hand in an 'I forgive you'.

"You're going to be the death of me, Aaron Hotchner."

It's true, swear, scout's honor, you knew what you wanted and boy, you've got her.

A year and a half later, on a beautiful fall afternoon, family and friends from all over gathered to witness the joining of Aaron Hotchner and Y/N L/N. Just like the first day they had met all those years ago when Y/N started at the BAU, Aaron stared lovestruck at her as she walked down the aisle, read his vows, and even while she read hers to him.

"You, Aaron, make me complete. How I feel about you, I've never felt in my entire life. With you, I feel transported back into high school, falling in love for the first time."

Y/N blinks back tears as she looks up at him, finishing her vows.

"From the moment I met you, I knew what I wanted, and now, I finally have it."

You already know, babe.

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gold rush // aaron hotchner x reader

aaron hotchner x fem!reader

description: in which aaron hotchner hates social media – unless it’s yours. inspired by gold rush by taylor swift.

words: 2.2k

warnings: hotch is down bad, curse words, a bit of pining and jealousy

a/n: i love the idea of the bau being active on social media + hotch having no idea what any online terms mean lmao anyways i just really like this little fic. happy reading!!

i don’t like slow motion, double vision in rose blush

i don't like that falling feels like flying ‘til the bone crush

everybody wants you

but i don’t like a gold rush

Aaron Hotchner is not a fan of social media.

Maybe it’s because of his job. He knows that posting too much information online could sometimes lead to bad situations because there are always people lurking – it’s impossible to know who, exactly, is watching online. Or maybe it’s because he simply didn’t grow up with it. It didn’t really matter – he just knows he does not like using it.

Penelope had shown him quite a bit of Twitter after several BAU cases started trending while the cases were actively going on, even somehow agreeing to let her set him up an account. Aaron didn’t really want an account, but it was almost impossible to say no to Penelope Garcia who Aaron genuinely liked a lot.

Facebook was another one that he had. He didn’t even have a profile picture and only harbored a small amount of friends – entirely family. The site was strictly used to keep up with Jessica since she was an avid Facebook user. If he couldn’t get a hold of her through her phone, he would send her a message on Facebook’s messaging platform, Messenger. She typically responded that way.

The last social media account Aaron had was a new one. Or, well, new-ish. It had just been created a little over a month ago. He didn’t want the account, but Penelope wasn’t the one who asked him to get an account that time.

It was you. And saying no to you was even harder than saying no to Penelope.

A group photo was taken at Rossi’s last month during a get-together after finishing a case. Penelope went straight to Instagram to post it, tagging everyone except Aaron who wasn’t shy to say he didn’t have an account. He was the only one – even Rossi had made an account.

“You’re not on Instagram?” You’d asked Aaron only moments after that.

He shook his head. “I don’t really use social media.”

You frowned like you were in deep thought before turning to him again with a smile. “We should change that.”

All it took was a good minute, maybe even less than that, and one of your signature smiles to convince him to let you help him create an Instagram profile.

He accumulated a small amount of followers since then, which he had to approve, of course, as Aaron made sure his account was set to private – mainly family, some friends, and the team. However, that was as far as it went. He was still figuring out the app, but completely forgot about his new account due to his busy life.

Except for now.

It’s a slow Friday at work – mainly just a day spent catching up on paperwork – and Aaron never really complains on days like this. Yes, it’s usually boring, but having a day without a case means he actually gets to see his son at the end of the day, so it’s a win for him.

But a slow day creates boredom, especially when he’s actually ahead on paperwork. Aaron can’t recall the last time he was this bored at work – probably because he usually has something to do – but when his eyes ghost over the time on his expensive watch, he has to resist letting out a sigh of agitation because, somehow, there are still four more hours left in the workday.

Aaron puts the pen he’s holding down and moves the file he’s in the process of reviewing. He grabs his phone from one of the drawers in his desk and turns it on. The lock screen, which is his favorite photo of Jack, lights up before he enters his passcode.

He does errand-like things at first, including responding to a couple of texts, checking his personal email, and even spending a minute, or five, on Twitter, not that he would ever admit that to Penelope.

Eyeing the colorful app with a white outline of a camera, he hesitantly opens Instagram, still not really used to it considering it’s been over a month since the last time he was on it. He waits a second for it to load up until a photo appears on his feed from JJ, who posted a picture of Henry and Will before she left for work.

jj_jareau: My two favorite guys <3

Aaron knows that the symbol on the end of her caption is supposed to represent a heart because you often send the same symbol in the BAU group chat. He’s not sure why you never use actual emoticons – he’s never asked you – but he associates the symbol with you.

Not that he’s associating hearts with you specifically. Or overanalyzing all your texts in the group chat. Of course not, it’s just because you use it often. That’s all.

When Aaron tries to scroll, he accidentally presses on your username that was showing up in the preview of the comments, sending him straight to your own Instagram page.

He’s about to click the back arrow above your profile picture that he’s assuming will take him back to his feed, but Aaron can’t stop himself from glancing over your profile. Your page is filled with photos from moments in your life that go back years.

Looking up from his phone, he can see you from his chair as the blinds in his office are currently open. You’re chatting with Spencer who’s sitting across from you, a smile on your face as you continuously glance from him and back over to your computer screen where you’re typing, making sure Spencer knows you’re still listening to whatever bizarre fact he’s probably ranting about.

Aaron looks back down to his phone. He’s never been on your page, nor have your posts ever shown up on his feed during the rare times he’s actively gone on the app. It almost feels too personal – like he’s not supposed to see the side of you he doesn’t work with.

He carefully presses on the last post you made. It’s a post from only one day ago, but you’re not in any of the seven photos you’ve posted, which makes him frown with a tinge of disappointment.

Your caption reads, September photo dump, with a couple emoticons.

Wondering what the hell a photo dump is, Aaron looks through the set of pictures again. Everything is random. They range from a sunset to a picture of a meal you must’ve eaten at some point during the month of September, which just passed, and even one of Emily’s cat.

He scrolls down to the next post from three days ago. This time, you’ve only posted one picture and luckily for him, you’re actually in it.

You’re sitting at a dinner table, head resting gently on your hand with a sweet smile while your other hand is gently holding a glass of what – Aaron brings the phone closer to his face without knowing he can actually just zoom in – appears to be champagne.

It only takes him a few seconds after admiring how you look in the photo to wonder about who’s on the other side of it.

Aaron doesn’t know who took the photo and is getting to see you smile like that, but he does know that he wishes it was him because you’re just so damn pretty.

The man is pretty sure he would quite literally melt down to the ground if you looked at him like that.

He’s attempting to push these thoughts to the back of his head as he prepares to scroll to the next post. Aaron is well aware of the fact he shouldn’t be thinking about you in any way that isn’t strictly platonic. He is your boss and even aside from that, the two of you are not only co-workers, but friends.

Friends, he reminds himself. That’s all.

But as he scrolls to the next post, every thought of friendship leaves his body.

It’s a photo taken with the flash on from exactly a week ago, last Friday night, of you, Emily, JJ, and Penelope in what appears to be a club that Aaron can’t say recognizes. You’re standing on the end, your arm snaked around Emily’s waist with your body turned towards the camera while mid-laugh.

The black dress you’re wearing hugs every inch of your body perfectly – you’re showing more skin in the photo than Aaron has ever seen out of you. He’s seen you dressed up before – even seen you in person at clubs himself – but nothing like this before. Ever.

Much needed girls’ night out, your caption says.

Aaron’s not even sure he’s still breathing when he swipes to the second, and last, picture in the post.

This time, it’s only you. You’re still in the same dress, looking at the camera with a sultry smile. You’re not in the club this time. Aaron can’t tell where you are, but that doesn’t really matter because you’re looking straight at the camera with one of the most attractive looks he’s ever seen – it almost feels like you’re looking directly at him.

prentiss_emily: Baddest bitch in the bureau

yourusername: @ emily_prentiss Only behind you ofc

Though he knows she means it in an endearing way, Aaron doesn’t want to call you a bitch, but Emily’s comment on your post technically isn’t a lie. Unfortunately, he also can't seem to figure out what "ofc" means.

A part of him feels guilty. He knows he can’t have you, yet he’s going through your Instagram right now imagining a thousand what-if scenarios, a tinge of jealousy running through his veins at the idea of you ever looking at anyone the way you’re looking at the camera in your photos.

Aaron spends so much time trying to convince himself he doesn’t feel the way he does for you because there are so many reasons why he shouldn’t have the feelings he does. He can’t think of a scenario where you can be his nor can he think of a world in which you feel the same.

So, after he looks at this photo for another couple of seconds, he’s finally going to close out the app and forget about the way you look in that dress.

He can’t get the chance to do that because the door to his office is opening abruptly, startling him to the point where he drops his phone onto his desk.

“Shit,” he curses under his breath, hands fumbling to lock his phone so your Instagram will go away.

There you are, mouth open to say something until you notice him fumbling with his phone.

A sheepish look appears on your face. “Sorry, I forgot to knock.”

“It’s fine,” he says, hoping his voice is even and doesn’t scream: Hello, I just looked through your Instagram. “What do you need?” He lays his phone down – it’s finally locked – and looks up at you, trying to appear like he was actually doing something.

“Oh, I don’t need anything. Reid and I are going to try that new place that just opened up down the street for lunch. I was wondering if you wanted me to grab you something.”

“Do you have a menu?” He asks.

“Yeah, give me a second. I’ll text it to you,” you tell him.

You’re pulling your phone out of the pocket of your pants and if Aaron had been paying attention and not pretending like he was working, he would’ve seen the way you glanced up at him, back to your phone, then back to him, a giddy smile on your face.

You do as you told him you would and send him the menu. “Take your time looking over it. Just text me what you want within the next fifteen minutes.”

“Thanks. I’ll look over it in a minute.”

Aaron really does go back to work this time, his hands moving to pick up the file he moved earlier. He hears the door open and assumes you’re on your way out of the door, but you don’t leave yet.

“Oh! Before I go,” you say, your body out the door and your hand lingering on the outside knob of his office door. He looks up at you, pen in hand. “Thanks for the like on Instagram.”

Aaron thinks his heart has stopped upon hearing those words. Before he can even say anything, you shut the door, and you’re making your way back to where Spencer is still sitting.

He swallows hard, closes the file, and sets it away once again. His fingers frantically type in his passcode, and Instagram immediately pops up, still open from when he tried to turn his phone off.

To Aaron’s horror, he sees the Instagram heart that’s used to like photos filled with red and seemingly glaring at him. It was too late to unlike it now. You’d obviously already gotten the notification.

Meanwhile, as Aaron is mentally panicking, you’re whipping out your phone again to send another text. This time to Emily who is currently in a meeting.

I will never doubt you again – Operation post-a-thirst-trap worked!

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all too well 𝜗𝜚 ׅ ۫ felix volturi x reader

warnings: angst? fluffff ( tbh i was listening to taylor swift while writing this hence the name)

Pulling back the old curtains of your childhood home the familiar image of the Swan house came into view and the muscles of your jaw tensed on their own accord. Wrapping your scarf tighter around your neck and pulling your wool hat over your ears you stepped out of the front door, onto the porch. You were weary, well aware of the fact that if was snowing and there was more than likely ice waiting to send you sliding down the concrete stairs.

You lived in the house on the opposite side of the street. Both you and Bella had grown up together, practically conjoined from the moment she arrived back in Forks every time she would visit her father right up until the moments she had to leave.

That was until she left when she you were around thirteen, confessing to you that she wouldn’t be coming back to visit again anytime soon. You remembered the moment all too well, as if it was yesterday, the memory replaying in the forefront of your mind.

𝜗𝜚 ׅ ۫

You both let out rather loud giggles as you lay together upon your bed, flipping through old magazines you had stolen from your mother and gossiping like the preteen girls you were.

“Oh! I should get going… dad said I have to be home by six today! Early flight and all tomorrow” Bella rolled her eyes as she spoke and another giggle elicited from you as you sat up.

“How long are you going for this time?” You had questioned innocently and the atmosphere immediately changed as your room was suddenly full of an uncomfortable stuffiness. That was when she confessed.

“Um.. I don’t… I’m not really planning on coming back anytime soon…”

“What do you mean?” You tilted your head in confusion.

“Mom said that we’re moving again… but it’s going to be more permanent this time and I just… I don’t really like coming here that much anyway…”

“Oh…”

𝜗𝜚 ׅ ۫

You recalled the tight feeling in your throat and the burn of tears behind your eyes. Yes you lived in the small town for your entire life but you had never really had many friends, none with the bond you had shared with the Swan girl and you definitely did not want to be friends with people like Jessica Stanley.

When Bella had moved back it was almost relieving and you both fell back into your old ways quickly. Staying at each others houses late, gossiping, sharing books and little trinkets.

That was until he came into the picture.

If you knew one thing it was that you absolutely despised Edward Cullen. Especially for taking your best friend away again just to leave her. Alone. In the middle of the woods. In the middle of September. What a jerk.

You were snapped out of your thoughts at the sound of voices, averting your eyes as you saw both Bella and her devil spawn step out of the house. Your lips parted as you made eye contact, and she threw you a glare turning to face Edward.

“Y/N, are you coming or not?” You heard the voice of your father yell from the car and you sighed before pulling the door shut and locking it.

“Coming!”

𝜗𝜚 ׅ ۫

“Bella please!”

You heard the yell from your spot on your couch and you rushed outside to see the commotion. Crossing the road and eyeing the sharp look of Alice.

“Bella is convinced she is going to Italy to save her leech..” Jacob hissed.

“Leech?” You whispered in confusion before shaking your head “Bella you cant just leave and go to Italy right now, what about your dad?”

“I’m 18. It’s legal.” She rolled her eyes and you huffed. Why did she always have to be so stubborn?

“Well then i’m coming with you.” You had reached for the handle to the backseat of the car and slid in. That was when Alice paused, Bella throwing a worried look in her direction. After a moment of silence she spoke up.

“Y/N I can’t let you come”

“Why not?”

“It’s not… safe for you.”

“Well either i’m going or both me and Bella or staying… and by the looks of it she’s not willing to get out of the car” You turned and strapped yourself in and Alice huffed under her breath before muttering a sharp ‘have it your way’ and speeding off.

𝜗𝜚 ׅ ۫

The rest was quite blurry for you, only remembering certain snippets of their explanations on the plane ride there. You were informed about the existence of vampires, how Bella and Edward were mated, Alice’s vision… all that boring stuff. You remembered one moment very well though.

The moment you made eye contact with him. The way his eyes softened as he took you in. The feel of his hand lightly brushing your back as you stood in the elevator.

𝜗𝜚 ׅ ۫

“Interesting” You heard the raven haired king hum, dropping your hand as he turned to look at the giant, seeking for his hand. He let out a loud laugh as you flinched back only to find Edward had pulled Bella back a few feet. You turned to look at him, eyes darting between him and the smaller Cullen next to them.

“What’s going on?” Your voice was accusing as you eyed them before you turned back to the man in front of you who was still looking at Felix.

“My dear, you have finally found your mate”

You remember the flip of your stomach, heartbeat increasing. You turned a hateful gaze back to Alice.

“You knew…” You spoke carefully as you put the pieces together. Your voice raised as she shook her head.

“You knew and you tried to stop me from coming!”

“Y/N…”

You only glared at her as the blonde king quickly moved back to the situation at hand.

𝜗𝜚 ׅ ۫

They had granted you all until graduation, Felix would visit you frequently while you continued the rest of your education and Edward had until then to turn his mate. The journey home was awkward to say the least. You and Alice had argued back and fourth in the reception once Demetri had guided you out of the throne room and after that they refused to acknowledge you. You rolled your eyes at the memory - the audacity of them to think it was you who was in the wrong, as if any of this was your fault.

They were furious that you had allowed him to speak to you, let alone touch you.

𝜗𝜚 ׅ ۫

“What do you want?” you heard Edwards menacing hiss as the vampire came into frame, lifting your head from where you had buried them into your knees to see what was happening.

“I’m here to speak to my mate. You will do well to back off before I put you through the wall again.”

You hoped his eyes wouldn’t fall onto you however the hope was quickly crushed as his gaze moved right to you, holding a large hand out to you.

“May I take a moment of your time?”

You sighed, half tempted to look to the others for guidance however you stopped yourself when you remembered they now wanted nothing to do with you. So you took his hand, uncurling yourself from the position you was in and allowed him to guide you out into a seemingly abandoned hallway.

“I apologise for the… violence… you had to witness, I did not intend for it to startle you.” Clearly he had heard the way your breathing had shallowed and your heartbeat increase then.

“It’s.. it’s fine” You struggled to find the right words to speak to the stranger in front of you and you shifted your weight from one foot to another awkwardly.

“You are so much more beautiful than I had imagined” You were convinced you weren’t meant to hear that, tilting your head to look up at him. You took in his face, the bright red of his eyes, the way his hair fell softly over his forehead and you couldn’t help but feel entranced. His hand lifted as if on it’s own accord and he searched your eyes carefully.

“May I?” His voice was deep as he spoke and you gave him a weary nod, jolting at the current that ran through your body as his cold hand made contact with your cheek, running his thumb across your cheekbone. You let out a breathe you had no idea you were holding and melted into him as he pulled you into him.

“I have finally found you.”

𝜗𝜚 ׅ ۫

You smiled at the memory, watching the scenery blur by the window of the car. For once you felt at ease, as if everything was perfect.

That was how you knew, you were exactly where you needed to be. You knew it all too well.

[creepywrites]

Real names

Jeff the Killer- Jeffrey woods

Liu- Liu Woods

Ben- Ben Lawman

Sally Dawn- Sally Dawn (formerly Williams)

Sam Williams- Sam Williams

Milo the Electrocuted- Milo Moretti

Lulu- Lucille Greatfield

Clockwork- Natalie Rogers (formerly Quellette)

Zero- Zero

Jane the killer- Jane Vaughn Richardson (formerly Richardson)

Mary Vaughn- Mary Vaughn

Jane Everlasting- Jane Arkensaw

Vailly Evans- Vailly Evans

Nathan the nobody- Nathan Lux

Crystal the Hidden- Crystal Lux

Eyeless Jack- Jack Nyras

Kate the chaser- Kate Hayes

Rouge- Heather Marshall

Wilson the basher- Wilson Marshall (formerly Warren)

X-virus- Cody Rogers

Lazari- Lazari Swann

Stripes- Eloise Bellarose

Kaidy- Kaidy Zalgo

Senora Zalleen- Pandora Zalleen s.

Rasika- Rasika

Nina the killer- Nina Hopkins

Puppeteer- Puppeteer (formerly Johnathan Blake)

Zachary- Zachary Gibson

Emra- Emra Aldrige

Bloody painter- Helen Otis

Suicide Sadie- Sadie nanook (formerly Bennett)

Roadwalker- Zayner Nanook

Judge angel- Dina Angela-Otis (formerly Clark)

Nurse Ann- Ann Mia

Randy- Randy Harrison

Sully- Sully Harrison

Keith- Keith Davis

Troy- Troy Green

Dollmaker- Vaughn Volikov

Svetlana- Svetlana Volikov

Vicky genocidal- Victoria Ross

Hannah the killer- Hannah Jackson

Lily Kennett-Lily Kennett

Hung iris- Iris Illman

Lifeless Lucy- Lucy Jones

Asylum Nancy- Nancy Adams

Chris the Revenant- Chris Myers

Monday Child- Christabel Smith

Laughing Jill- Laughing Jill

Laughing Jack- Laughing Jack

Toby- Tobias Rogers

Lurking Lyra- Lyra Rogers

Killing Kate- Katherine  Knight

Lost Silver- Lost Silver (formerly Hibiki)

Cata the Killer- Cata Blackwood

Rotten Abigail- Abigail Walker

The Hare- Lin Wang

The Doll- Andrea Stevens

Raven- Manon Plume

Anna Schurks- Anna Schurk

Weeping forest- Jenifer Rhynes

Nightmare Ally- Adeline Abendroth

Red Death- Sifreid Gadriel

Gas mask maid- Marion Gadriel

Tim- Timothy Wright

Jessica- Jessica Locke

Taylor- Taylor Locke

Ellie- Ellie Aimoto

Labrador- Dean Lupei

Moth boy- Benjamin Miller

Starved angel- Lyet (formerly Matthew Lyet Campbell)

Sketcher- Sakura Aki

Sarah Erickson- Sarah Erickson

Hannya- Momoko Yamashita

Rosie- Dorothy Wilder

Hunter the proxy- Ethan Wilder

Doctor Irina- Irina Kennett

Deborah- Deborah Robison

Lucy the cannibal- Lucille Johnson

Andie Rosslyn- Andie Rosslyn

[darkpeacemusic]

Creepypasta Headcanons: Theme Songs

Jeff the Killer - Numb by Linkin Park

Homicidal Liu - Never Too Late by Three Days Grace

Sully - I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters

Randy - Psycho by Hardy

Keith - Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots

Troy - Welcome to my Life by Simple Plan

Ben Drowned - Discord by The Living Tombstone

Jane the Killer - GRRRLS by AViVA

Mary Vaughn - Wrap Me In Plastic by Chromance

Masky - Hide 'n Seek by J-honny

Hoodie - Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

Toby - Freaks by Surf Curse

Kate the Chaser - Mad Hatter by Melanie Martinez

Charlie Matheson Jr. - Thanks for The Memories by Panic at the Disco

CR - Nowhere to Run by Stegosaurus Rex

Lulling Lauren - Secret by The Pierces

Cat Hunter - Kill the Lights by Set It Off

Third Base - Little Swing by AronChupa

Rouge the Prowler - Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace

Wilson the Basher - Another Way Out by Hollywood Undead

Skully - Sleeping Powder by Gorillaz

Chris the Revenant - Where the Lonely Ones Roam by Digital Daggers

Slenderman - Come Little Children by Eurtan

Splendorman - Buttercup by Jack Stauber

Trenderman - Fashionably Late by Falling In Reverse

Tenderman - Death Bed by POWFU

Offenderman - Teeth by 5SOS

Zalgo - When You're Evil by Voltaire

Laughing Jack - Left Behind by DAGames

Eyeless Jack - Cannibal by Kesha

Doctor Smiley - Happy Pills by Weathers

Nurse Ann - Dark Horse by Christina Grimmie

Doctor Pain - Dr Sunshine is Dead by Will Wood and the Tapeworms

X-Virus - Drugs by Falling in Reverse

Dr. Locklear - God Syndrome by Madame Macabre

Lifeless Lucy - Cradles by Sub Urban

Lily Kennett - Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez

Sally Williams - Hide and Seek by Lizz Robinett

Sam Williams - Little Game by Benny

Lazari - Monster by Mia and Dia

Slendrina - Killing Butterflies by Lou Bliss

Nightmare Ally - Whisper by Evanescence

Vailly Evans - Control by Halsey

Lulu - Alice by Avril Lavigne

Nina the Killer - Pretty Little Psycho by Procelain Black

Kagekao - Aishite by Kikiuo

Clockwork - Lotta True Crime by Penelope Scott

Smile Dog - Lion by Hollywood Undead

Grinny Cat - Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace

The Seedeater - I Will Find You by Moikkz

Mr Widemouth - Cartman by SPBeams

Will Grossman - At The Huts of the Underworld by Korpiklaani

Laughing Jill - Carousel by Melanie Martinez

Jason the Toymaker - Hypnotic by Zella Day

Candy Pop - Balloon Animals by Madame Macabre

Candy Cane - Circus by Britney Spears

April Fools - Cirque by Sub Urban

Nathan the Nobody - A Match In Water by Pierce the Veil

The Puppeteer - Cigarette (duet) by Princess Chelsea

Emra - Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga

Zachary the Proxy - Hayloft II by Mother Mother

Sonic.exe - Monster by Skillet

Tails Doll - Can You Feel The Sunshine from Sonic R

Dark Link - Someone Must Get Hurt by She Wants Revenge

Herobrine - Andromeda by Dance With The Dead

Lost Silver - Game Over by Falling In Reverse

Glitchy Red - Haunted by Laura Les

Strangled Red - I Bet On Losing Dogs by Mitski

Oliver Henderson - Dumb Dumb by Mazie

Stripes - Limbo by Freddie Dredd

Rosie - Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

Scarecrow Girl - Rät by Penelope Scott

The Skroll - Sarcasm by Get Scared

The Rake - Night of the Hunter by 30 Seconds to Mars

BOB - Six Foot Deep by Creature Feature

Bloody Painter - Heathens by Twenty One Pilots

Judge Angels - Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift

Suicide Sadie - Goodbye to A World by Porter Robinson

Roadwalker - The Zombie Song by Stephanie Mabey

Zero - Everything Black by Unlike Pluto

Hobo Heart - My Demons by Starset

Dollmaker - Creepy Doll by Jonathan Coulton

Killing Kate - Not Nice by Megan the Stallion

Ted the Caver - Blood // Water by grandson

Frankie the Undead - Coming Back Down by Hollywood Undead

Evan - I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy

HABIT - Boogie Woogie Wu by Insane Clown Posse

Jeff Koval - Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell

Alex Kralie - Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People

Jessica Locke - No Surprises by Radiohead

Amy - If You Seek Amy by Britney Spears

Sarah - Sarah Smiles by Panic at the Disco

Seth - All I Wanted by Paramore

Screaming Dawn (oc) - I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace

Queen Blackheart (oc) - Bring Me To Life by Evanescence

[urutina]

Orientaciones Sexsuales Y Edades De Los Creepypastas (Mi Universo)

(PARA LOS HATERS SI NO TE GUSTA NO VEA)

(Advertencia : No Solo Va A Ver Orientaciones Del LGBTQ También Va A Ver Hetero, Yo No Rechazo A Nadie Por Su Orientación, Siempre Y Cuando Seas Una Buena Persona No Me Importa Lo Que Seas Te Voy Aceptar ^^, Nunca Se Sientan Mal Por Sus Gustos Somos Únicos Y Especiales Tal Como Somos, Fuerza A Todos Ustedes Nunca Se Rindan ^//w//^)

(Ahora Sí Disfruten La Información)

(Comencemos)

Slenderman (Edad: ¿?, 39-41 Cuando Era Humano) (Heterosexsual)

Jack Rodriguez/Eyeless Jack (Edad: 60, Aparenta 27 Años) (Hertero Y Asexsual)

Slenderwoman/Annelie Grünewald (Edad: ¿?, 52 Cuando Era Humana) (Heterosexsual)

Dr. Albert/Dr. Smiley (Edad: 49-50) (Heterosexsual)

Dewitt E. Grimm/Dr. Pain (Edad: 37-39) (Asexsual)

Rodrigo Ortiz/Cat Hunter (Edad: 30) (Bisexsual Y Aromático)

Wilson García/The Basher (Edad: 30) (Heterosexsual)

Heather Marshall/Rouge The Proxy (Edad: 29-30) (Heterosexsual)

Liu Woods/Homicidal Liu (Edad: 27) (Heterosexsual)

Jeff Woods/Jeff The Killer (Edad: 26) (Bisexsual Y Aromático)

Taylor (Edad: 26) (Lesbiana Y Aromática)

Lyra Rogers (Edad: 25-26) (Antrosexual)

Tim Wright/Masky (Edad: 25) (Hetero Y Aromático)

Jennifer Rhynes/Weeping Forest (Edad: 25) (Lesbiana)

 Ann Lusen Mia/The Nurse Ann (Edad: 24) (Bisexual Y Autosexual Sexopata)

Jane Arkensaw/Jane the Killer (Edad: 24) (Bisexual Y Autosexual)

Brian Thomas/Hoodie (Edad: 22) (Bisexual Casi Tirando A Sexopata)

Jay Merrick/Skully (Edad: 22) (Bisexual)

Jessica Locke (Edad: 21) (Bisexual)

Carl Ross/Cr (Edad: 20-21) (Heterosexsual)

Jonathan Blake/The Puppeteer (Edad: 20) (Hetero Y Asexsual)

Kate Matheson/The Chaser (Edad: 20) (Heterosexsual)

Tobias Erin Rogers/Ticci Toby (Edad: 19) (Pansexsual)

Esterk Cielo Analína/The Forest Nymph (Edad: 18-19) (Bisexual Y Autosexual)

Natalie Ouellete/Clockwork (Edad 18) (Pansexsual)

Alice Marie Jackson/Zero (Edad: 18) (Bisexual)

Nina Hopkins/Nina The killer (Edad: 17-18) (Bisexual Y Sexopata)

Mark Petterson/Skroll (En Mi Universo The Shark) (Edad: 17) (Heterosexsual)

Cody Rogers/X-Virus (Edad: 17) (Bisexual Y Autosexual)

Lulu (Edad: 16) (Heterosexsual)

Helen Otis/Bloody Painter (Edad: 15-16) (Heterosexsual)

Dina Angela Clark/Judge Angel (Edad: 15-16) (Heterosexsual)

Vailly Evans (Edad: 15) (Antrosexual)

Adeline Abendroth/Slender Doll (Edad: 14) (Pansexsual)

Charlie Matheson/The Pursuer (Edad: 13) (Bisexual)

(Villanos)

Zalgo (Edad: ¿?) (Asexsual)

Offenderman (Edad ¿?) (Degenerado)

Laughing Jack (Edad: ¿?) (Asexsual Aromática)

Laughing Jill (Edad: ¿?) (Bisexual)

Alex Kralie (Edad: 31) (Hetero Y Asexsual, Homofobico)

Dr. Sebastian/El Ex (Edad: 28) (Asexsual Necrofilo)

Sky Derman (Edad: 26) (Pansexsual, Es Casi Igual A Offender)

Lauren Brown/The Reaper (Edad: 22) (Bisexual Sexopata, Pero Es Pu)

Lyra The Inhuman (Edad 21) (Pansexsual, Es Pu)

David/Sin OJos (Edad: 17) (Bisexual)

Freddy Butcher (Edad: 19) (Antrosexual Y Asexsual)

Bloody Angel (Edad: 19) (Bisexual Y Aromática)

Lazari Swann (Edad: 14) (Antrosexual)

(Les Recuerdo Este Es Mi Propio Universo Algunas Orientaciones. Nombres. Edades. No Son Canónicas Y Otras Tal Vez Sí, Igual Si Me Equivoqué En Algo Me Lo Pueden Decir En Los Comentarios Amablemente, Muchas Gracias A Todos Por Su Apoyo ^^)

[onwcrds]

𝚃𝙰𝚂𝙺 𝟸𝟻; 𝙽𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝙶𝙴𝙽.

                       eowyn lightfoot.

eowyn is the nicest of the lightfoot girls. she’s sweet as sugar but just as feisty as her sisters. don’t mistake her kindness for weakness. she’s very capable of giving a beat down when needed which doesn’t happen often since eowyn is also the most sought after lightfoot girl given her sweet demeanor. she’s the most similar to her father sharing an interest in comics, d&d and fully embracing the nerd she is. on the other hand, she’s her mother’s muse and often models for her. eowyn’s the sporty sister who preferred to play soccer and volleyball whereas kinsley and gwen were participating in theatre. eowyn’s never really fit in with the upper east side lifestyle despite being an it girl. she’s more than okay with faking it until she makes it for the sake of her family.

inspired by : minako aino / sailor venus ( sailor moon ) , karma by taylor swift , elle woods ( legally blonde ) , the gossip girl aesthetic ,  lindsey ( total drama island ) , someday we’ll know by mandy moore & jonathan foreman , early 2000s romcom girlies , cloe ( bratz 2007 ) , clover  ( totally spies ) , i think i’m in love with you by jessica simpson ,  doralee rhodes (  9 to 5  ) stella ( winx club )

𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻

birth name. eowyn monroe lightfoot nicknames. e, winnie date of birth.   october 22 age.    twenty-five gender.   cis female. pronouns.  she/her. species.   half elf / half human powers.   n/a sexuality.  pansexual. place of birth.    manhattan, new york. current residence.   equal time in manhattan and elias. occupation.    model 

𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴

height. 5'6" build. athletic hair colour/style. blonde eye colour. blue. piercings.  ears and belly button tattoos. ( x ) notable markings.  n/a. glasses/contacts ?  n/a. faceclaim.  lili reinhart voiceclaim.  lili reinhart

𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙷

physical ailments.   none. allergies.   seasonal allergies. sleeping habits. loves her sleep she does exercise habits. volleyball, karate, boxing and pilates !! dominant hand.    right. drugs / smoke / alcohol ? no / no / socially, mostly just champagne

𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈

positive traits. bubbly, charismatic, intuitive, selfless negative traits.  ditzy, materialistic, sensitive usual mood.  happy. likes. spending time with her parents, her cat link, playing dress up, the color orange, red carpets, playing d&d with her dad, uncle ian and her siblings, old hollywood, dolly parton, volleyball, fields of flowers, illustrating comics, the idea of love, shopping trips, her cute little elf ears dislikes.  being underestimated, sweating, muffins, when people dog ear books, ugg boots, breaking her nails, being made fun of for her nerdy interests, mean girls  bad habits.  she’s bad at listening and gets distracted easily

𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿𝚂

mother.    penelope hainline father.      barley lightfoot siblings.   kinsley, guinevere & gabe lightfoot children.   who’s to say, anyways she does have a pet cat named link ( yes after link from legend of zelda ) birth order.   oldest of four. significant other.  a nice little are they or aren’t they with matteo hamato-seara closest friends. lightfoot cousins, hawkins kids, claire teague, katrina everglot, and this could be you !

𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚂

zodiac sign. scorpio mbti. ESFP temperament.   sanguine. hogwarts house.    hufflepuff. moral alignment.  neutral good.

𝚂𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝚂 & 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚂

languages spoken.   english, french and bits of elvish drive ?       yes. jump start a car ?        yes !! change a flat tire ?       yes ride a bicycle ?       yes. swim ?      yes. play an instrument ?      no. play chess ?     no. braid hair ?     yes. tie a tie ?          yes. pick a lock ?          no. sew ?       yes.

compassion.         10/10.

empathy.         10/10.

creativity.          8/10.

mental flexibility.          5/10.

passion.         9/10.

luck.         8/10.

motivation.  9/10.

education.          8/10.

intelligence.         6/10.

charisma.       10/10.

reflexes.          9/10.

willpower.          8/10.

stamina.          9/10.

physical strength.         5/10.

battle skill.          7/10.

initiative.     7/10.

restraint.          8/10.

strategy.       6/10.

team work.         9/10.

(  pinterest, her tag, playlist. )

[xprojectrpg]

This Day in X-Project - August 21

2015: Quentin is recruited in X-Factor by Jessica and talks with Warren and Adrienne about this. Quentin texts Gabriel about needing drinks. Doug teaches Hope A. about following a person and being followed. It’s Greek To Me: Our intrepid specialists are ready to completely throw in the towel and then Namor actually does whack the mechanism; the group is surprised by the arrival of a group of green, human-ish shaped people; violent, green, human-ish shaped people; Molly posts about having fun whacking them; Scott makes an official announcement of what happened; Clint posts later on about the object being safely locked away; Molly texts Wade about needing a place to put her fish spear.

2016: Topaz posts about the appalling price of textbooks.

2017: Amanda notices the absence of Big Ben’s chimes. Alison comments on Taylor Swift’s social media cleanse.

2018: Xavin and Tandy go through their first Danger Room session as X-Men and find it’s not as easy as they thought. Nica emails Bobby and Miles about joining the team; later there is celebration with fast food and Nica works out her code-name.

2019:

2020:

2021:

2022: Operation: Kefauver: News breaks of a shootout in Queens that resulted in two dead; X-Force discusses the event and the information they have so far before dispersing to learn more.

2023: Julio tries and fails to make comfort food, so Sharon S. insists on helping. Shatterstar gets to taste test. Julio later posts on the journals, noting there’s leftovers for those that want them. Darcy texts Marie-Ange an image of a potato tarot deck. After watching her train with VI, Garrison has questions, and thoughts, while Darcy has answers and some thoughts of her own.

[aiatiwoyouryrarialv]

Jessica x Taylor

Would it be Jesslor?

Or Taysica? 🤔

[amandaklwrites]

Most Anticipated Book Releases in 2022

I thought I would start a new post by making a list of all the books I'm really, really excited for that come out next year, in 2022. Now, of course, some of these could change-- like how dates get pushed out to another year, and I am sure I will find more that are coming out as time goes on. I just wanted to make a post as of now, at the end of 2021, that shows some of the books I'm really excited for. I'm going to list them month by month, but of course those could also change, because I know dates get moved on all the time in publishing. That being said, here are my anticipated releases!

January:

1. The Ivory Key by Akshaya Raman

I have been excited for this book for a long time. It sounds so exciting and fun!

2. Where the Drowned Girls Go by Seanan McGuire

I like this series. It's weird and fun.

3. Echoes and Empires by Morgan Rhodes

This book sounds different and magical. Of course I have to try it.

4. Daughter of the Moon Goddess by Sue Lynn Tan

I can't wait for this magical book! It sounds beautiful.

5. Anatomy by Dana Schwartz

This one sounds disturbing and weird. But I am all here for it.

February:

1. This Woven Kingdom by Tahereh Mafi

This one sounds like a wild adventure with so much magic, and I am so excited.

2. Circus of Wonders by Elizabeth Macneal

You can sell me anything with circuses. Easily.

3. The Iron Sword by Julie Kagawa

This series is a part of my youth and has so much nostalgia, but I have to know how it goes.

4. A Lullaby for Witches by Hester Fox

Hester writes some good, spooky historical fiction, and this one has to do with witches, so of course I'm down.

5. A River Enchanted by Rebecca Ross

I love Rebecca's books and this one sounds fantastic.

6. A House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas

I'm Maas trash. Let's get that straight.

7. Only a Monster by Vanessa Len

Dark and weird and monsters? Count me in.

8. Tripping Arcadia by Kit Mayquist

This book sounds like a great dark academia vibe to me.

9. The Girl Who Fell Beneath the Sea by Axie Oh

Magic and folktales. My jam.

March:

1. Gallant by V. E. Schwab

One of my all-time favorite authors. I love everything she writes. And this one sounds so damn good.

2. Edgewood by Kristen Ciccarelli

Sounds like a magical trip.

3. A Thousand Steps into the Night by Traci Chee

This sounds magical and folktale-ish, and I'm in.

4. Blood Scion by Deborah Falaye

This sounds bloody and intense, and I am intrigued.

5. The Book of Cold Cases by Simone St. James

Another favorite author of me. I have read every single one of her books and love them all. She writes creepy like no one else.

6. A Magic Steeped in Poison by Judy I. Lin

Another magical one.

7. Wild and Wicked Things by Francesca May

I'm a sucker for historical fiction with magical elements.

8. A Forgery of Roses by Jessica S. Olsen

A fan of her debut

April:

1. Misrule by Heather Walter

Loved the first one (dark, sapphic Sleeping Beauty retelling!) and can't wait to see what happens next.

2. This Rebel Heart by Katherine Locke

This sounds so fun.

3. Hotel Magnifique by Emily J. Taylor

Sounds mystifying and interesting.

4. Omens Bite by P. C. Cast

I didn't absolutely love the first one, but I want to know what happens.

5. An Arrow to the Moon by Emily X. R. Pan

Sounds so beautiful and magical.

6. Ebonwilde by Crystal Smith

This series is really good and I can't wait to finally read the last book.

7. Nettle & Bone by T. Kingfisher

Sounds weird and like something I would like.

May:

1. Bravely by Maggie Stiefvater

A book about more Merida!

2. Not Good for Maidens by Tori Bovalino

I loved, loved her debut. I can't wait for this weird, trippy book.

3. Book of Night by Holly Black

I will always read Holly's books.

4. Forging Silver into Stars by Brigid Kemmerer

I liked her beauty and the beast retelling series, so I want to read this one in that world.

5. The Hacienda by Isabel Cañas

Probably my top book on this list. It sounds so dark and atmospheric and haunting.

6. The Stardust Thief by Chelsea Abdullah

Magic! I'm into anything with magic!

7. Hide by Kiersten White

Kiersten is a great writer and this book sounds twisted.

8. Together We Burn by Isabel Ibañez

This book sounds fantastic.

June:

1. Wild is the Witch by Rachel Griffin

I loved her debut and can't wait to read more of her books with witches.

2. Juniper & Thorn by Ava Reid

This book sounds messed up, in all the best ways.

3. Rise of the Snake Goddess by Jenny Elder Moke

I really liked the first one and it's a fun adventure for me, who wanted to become an archaeologist.

4. A Mirror Mended by Alix E. Harrow

The first one was an interesting retelling. I want to see what she does next.

5. This Vicious Grace by Emily Thiede

Sounds weird and I'm interested.

July:

1. The Darkening by Sunya Mara

Sounds DARK and I'm all for it.

2. Long Live the Pumpkin King by Shea Ernshaw

Jack and Sally!!!

3. Wake the Bones by Elizabeth Kilcoyne

Sounds... weird. I need it.

4. The Book of other by Mary McMyne

Fairytale retellings! I love!!!

August:

1. Spells for Forgetting by Adrienne Young

One of my favorite authors. So excited to read her adult book.

2. Don't Go To Sleep by Bryce Moore

Sounds really freaky, and I'm intrigued.

3. The Drowned Woods by Emily Lloyd-Jones

I loved her first book and can't wait for another book by her.

4. Belladonna by Adalyn Grace

I really liked her other books and this one just sounds good.

September:

None so far?

October:

1. The River of Silver by S. A. Chakraborty

Short stories in the Daevaband series! Yay!

2. One Dark Window by Rachel Gillig

This sounds really freaky and I'm down for it.

November:

1. A Wilderness of Stars by Shea Ernshaw

I love her books.

December:

Also none so far...

So those are my top anticipated reads (as of now)! If I find out about more, I'll edit this post and add them.

Are there any on this list you are excited about? Or any you want to recommend to me?

Happy reading!

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

1&2

Favorite MH character: Jessica Locke.

Favorite MH ship: Taylor x Jessica.

[books-in-media]

Masterlist of books mentioned & read by Reese Witherspoon

—A Cuban Girl’s Guide to Tea and Tomorrow, Laura Taylor Namey (2020) (X)

—A Little Princess, Frances Hodgson Burnett (1905)

—A Wrinkle in Time, Madeleine L'Engle (1962)

—Adulting: How to Become a Grown-up in 468 Easy(ish) Steps, Kelly Williams Brown (2013)

—All Is Not Forgotten, Wendy Walker (2016)

—American Like Me, America Ferrera (2018)

—Anne of Green Gables, L.M. Montgomery (1908)

—Becoming, Cindy Crawford (2015)

—Becoming, Michelle Obama (2018)

—Big Little Lies, Liane Moriarty (2014) (X), (X)

—Braving the Wilderness: The Quest for True Belonging and the Courage to Stand Alone, Brené Brown (2017) (X), (X)

—Conviction, Denise Mina (2019)

—Dad Is Fat, Jim Gaffigan (2013)

—Daisy Jones & The Six, Taylor Jenkins Reid (2019) (X) 

—Decorating Is Fun!: How to Be Your Own Decorator, Dorothy Draper (1939)

—Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine, Gail Honeyman (2017) (X) 

—Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows, Balli Kaur Jaswal (2017) (X)

—Everything Inside, Edwidge Danticat (2019) (X)

—Fable, Adrienne Young (2020) (X)

—Fair Play: A Game-Changing Solution for When You Have Too Much to Do (And More Life to Live), Eve Rodsky (2019)

—Firekeeper’s Daughter, Angeline Boulley (2021)

—First Comes Love, Emily Giffin (2016)

—From Scratch: A Memoir of Love, Sicily, and Finding Home, Tembi Locke (2019)

—Furia, Yamile Saied Méndez (2020) (X)

—Group: How One Therapist and a Circle of Strangers Saved My Life, Christie Tate (2020) (X)

—Happiness: The Crooked Little Road to Semi-Ever After, Heather Harpham (2017) (X) 

—Heart of the Matter, Emily Giffin (2010)

—His Only Wife, Peace Adzo Medie (2020) (X)

—I’m Still Here: Black Dignity in a World Made for Whiteness, Austin Channing Brown (2018) (X), (X), (X) 

—In a Dark, Dark Wood, Ruth Ware (2015)

—Infinite Country, Patricia Engel (2021)

—Insight Guides New Zealand, Insight Guides (2012)

—It's All Easy: Delicious Weekday Recipes for the Super-Busy Home Cook,   Gwyneth Paltrow, Thea Baumann   (2016)

—Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls, David Sedaris (2013)

—Little Fires Everywhere, Celeste Ng (2017)  (X), (X), (X)

—Little Hoot, Amy Krouse Rosenthal (2007)

—Little Oink, Amy Krouse Rosenthal (2009)

—Little Pea, Amy Krouse Rosenthal (2005)

—Little Women, Louisa May Alcott (1868)

—Love The One You’re With, Emily Giffin (2008)

—Luckiest Girl Alive, Jessica Knoll (2015)

—Me Before You, Jojo Moyes (2012)

—My Life on the Road, Gloria Steinem (2015)

—Next Year in Havana, Chanel Cleeton (2018) (X)

—Northern Spy, Flynn Berry (2021)

—Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned", Lena Dunham (2014) (X)

—One Day in December, Josie Silver (2018) (X), (X)

—Outlawed, Anna North (2021)

—Permission to Parent: How to Raise Your Child with Love and Limits, Robin Berman (2014) (X)

—Radical Beauty: How to Transform Yourself from the Inside Out, Deepak Chopra (2016)

—Sense and Sensibility, Jane Austen (1811)

—Something Blue, Emily Giffin (2005)

—Something in the Water, Catherine Steadman (2018)  (X), (X)

—Spoon, Amy Krouse Rosenthal (2009)

—Still Lives, Maria Hummel (2018) (X) 

—Stirring Up Fun with Food: Over 100 Amazing and Easy Food Crafting Projects, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gia Russo (2017)

—Such A Fun Age, Kiley Reid (2019) (X), (X)

—The Alice Network, Kate Quinn (2017)

—The Art Forger, Barbara A. Shapiro (2012)

—The Cactus, Sarah Haywood (2018)

—The Chicken Sisters, K.J. Dell'Antonia (2020) (X)

—The Early Stories of Truman Capote, Truman Capote (2015)

—The Engagements, J. Courtney Sullivan (2013)

—The Giver of Stars, Jojo Moyes (2019) (X) 

—The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald (1925)

—The Guest List, Lucy Foley (2020) (X), (X)

—The Henna Artist, Alka Joshi (2020) (X), (X), (X)

—The Jetsetters, Amanda Eyre Ward  (2020) (X), (X) 

—The Last Black Unicorn, Tiffany Haddish (2017)

—The Last House Guest, Megan Miranda (2019)

—The Last Mrs. Parrish, Liv Constantine (2017)

—The Last Story of Mina Lee, Nancy Jooyoun Kim (2020) (X) 

—The Library Book, Susan Orlean (2018)  (X)

—The Light in Hidden Places, Sharon Cameron (2020) (X)

—The Light We Lost, Jill Santopolo (2017) (X), (X), (X) 

—The Lying Game, Ruth Ware (2017)

—The Measure of Our Success: Letter to My Children and Yours, Marian Wright Edelman (1992)

—The Night Tiger, Yangsze Choo (2019) 

—The Nightingale, Kristin Hannah (2015)

—The One & Only, Emily Giffin (2014)

—The Other Woman, Sandie Jones (2018) (X)

—The Proposal, Jasmine Guillory (2018) (X)

—The Rules of Magic, Alice Hoffman (2017)

—The Sanatorium, Sarah Pearse (2021)

—The Scent Keeper, Erica Bauermeister (2019) (X), (X), (X) 

—The Secrets We Kept, Lara Prescott (2019) 

—The Sprinkles Baking Book: 100 Secret Recipes from Candace's Kitchen, Candace Nelson (2016)

—The Wisdom of Sundays: Life-Changing Insights from Super Soul Conversations, Oprah Winfrey (2017)

—The Woman I Wanted To Be, Diane Von Furstenberg (2014)

—These Precious Days: Essays, Ann Patchett (2021)

—Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar, Cheryl Strayed (2012)

—This Is How It Always Is, Laurie Frankel (2017) (X)  

—This is the Story of a Happy Marriage, Ann Patchett (2011) (X)

—Untamed, Glennon Doyle (2020) (X), (X), (X) 

—Where The Crawdads Sing, Delia Owens (2018)  (X), (X), (X)

—Whiskey in a Teacup: What Growing Up in the South Taught Me About Life, Love, and Baking Biscuits, Reese Witherspoon (2018) (X), (X), (X) 

—Wildflower, Drew Barrymore (2015)

—Year of Yes, Shonda Rhimes (2015)

—Yes Please, Amy Poehler (2014)

—You Have A Match, Emma Lord (2021)

—You Should See Me In A Crown, Leah Johnson (2020) (X)

—You Think It, I’ll Say It, Curtis Sittenfeld (2017) (X) 

—You’ll Grow Out Of It, Jessi Klein (2016)

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My Physical TBR (under the cut)

because @bookdragon1811 enabled me :)

Currently Reading:

The ‘One Thing’ is Three by Michael E Gaitley; The Power of Silence by Robert Cardinal Sarah; Daughter of Redwinter by Ed McDonald; Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin

Middle-Grade

- Peter Nimble and His Fantastic Eyes by Jonathan Auxier

- White Cat by Holly Black

- The Iron Trial by Holly Black and Cassandra Clare

- The School for Good and Evil (and books 2 and 3) by Soman Chainani

- The City of Ember by Jeanne DuPrau

- The Inquisitor’s Tale by Adam Gidwitz

- Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynn Jones

- KOTLC: Exile by Shannon Messenger

- KOTLC: Everblaze by Shannon Messenger

- KOTLC: Neverseen by Shannon Messenger

- The Water and the Wild by KE Ormsbee

- The Thing About Leftovers by CC Payne

- The Blackthorn Key by Kevin Sands

- Splendors and Glooms by Laura Amy Schlitz

- The Mysterious Benedict Society by Trenton Lee Stewart

- Nevermoor: The Trials of Morrigan Crow by Jessica Townsend

Young Adult

- The Poet X by Elizabeth Acevedo

- Children of Blood and Bone (and Children of Virtue as Vengeance) by Tomi Adeyemi

- The Passion of Dolssa by Julie Berry

- Frostblood by Elly Blake (and Fireblood and Nightblood)

- The Atlas Six by Olivie Blake

- When Wishes Bleed by Casey L Bond

- Sky Without Stars by Jessica Brody and Joanne Rendell

- A Song of Wraiths and Ruin by Roseanne A Brown

- Graceling (and Fire) by Kristin Cashore

- A Study in Charlotte by Brittany Cavallaro

- The Last Namsara by Kristen Ciccarelli

- House of Dragons by Jessica Cluess

- A Winter’s Promise by Christelle Davis

- Ruthless Gods by Emily A Duncan

- Blessed Monsters by Emily A Duncan

- Wolf by Wolf (and Blood for Blood) by Ryan Graudin

- River Secrets by Shannon Hale

- The Ten Thousand Doors of January by Alice E Harrow

- Descendant of the Crane by Joan He

- Sea Witch by Sarah Hennings

- A Thousand Nights by EK Johnston

- These Broken Stars by Amie Kaufman and Megan Spooner

- The Shadows Between Us by Tricia Levenseller

- The Devouring Gray by Christine Lynn Herman

- Spin the Dawn by Elizabeth Lim

- Six Crimson Cranes by Elizabeth Lim

- Warcross (and Wildcard) by Marie Lu

- A Very Large Expanse of Sea by Tahereh Mafi

- People Like Us by Dana Mele

- Splinters of Scarlet by Emily Bain Murphy

- Holding Up the Universe by Jennifer Niven

- Radio Silence by Alice Oseman

- The Beauty of Darkness by Mary E. Pearson

- Bone Crier’s Moon by Kathryn Purdie

- Falling Kingdoms by Morgan Rhodes

- Sorcery of Thorns by Margaret Rogerson

- The Steelheart Trilogy by Brandon Sanderson

- Scythe by Neil Schusterman

- Ink in the Blood by Kim Smejkal

- Ever the Hunted by Erin Summerill

- The Amulet of Samarkand by Jonathan Stroud

- An Ember in the Ashes (and A Torch Against the Night) by Sabaa Tahir

- Strange the Dreamer (and Muse of Nightmares) by Laini Taylor

- The Tiger at Midnight by Swati Teerdhala

- The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas

- Everything, Everything by Nicola Yoon

- Fable by Adrienne Young

Adult

- The Stardust Thief by Chelsea Abdullah

- Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo

- The City of Brass by SA Chakraborty

- A Touch of Darkness by Scarlett st Clair

- All the Light We Cannot See by Anthony Doerr

- The Wedding Date by Jasmine Guillory

- the curious incident of the dog in the night-time by Mark Haddon

- The Midnight Library by Matt Haig

- The Fifth Season by NK Jemisin

- The Calculating Stars by Marie Robinette Kowal

- The Poppy War by RF Kuang

- The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch

- The Last Magician by Lisa Maxwell

- Daughter of Redwinter by Ed McDonald

- The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern

- The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern

- Where the Crawdads Sing by Delia Owens

- The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss (and A Wise Man’s Fear)

- Ariadne by Jennifer Saint

- The Mistborn Trilogy by Brandon Sanderson

- Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson

- The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson

- Vicious by VE Schwab

- A Darker Shade of Magic by VE Schwab

- The Near Witch by VE Schwab

- Salt to the Sea by Ruta Sepetys

- The Hating Game by Sally Thorne

- The Siren Queen by Nghi Vo

- The Golem and the Jinni by Helene Wecker

- The Way of Shadows by Brent Weeks

- Shadow’s Edge by Brent Weeks

- The Dictionary of Lost Words by Pip Williams

- The Bird King by G Willow Wilson

- Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin

- Four Treasures of the Sky by Jenny Tinghui Zhang

Classics

- Emma by Jane Austen

- Persuasion by Jane Austen

- Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen

- Peter Pan by JM Barrie

- Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë

- Whuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

- And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie

- Elephants Can Remember by Agatha Christie

- Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie

- Crime and Punishment by Dostoyevsky

- The Count of Monte Christo by Alexandre Dumas

- The Odyssey by Homer (i’ve read parts but haven’t read it through in full)

- Les Mis by Victor Hugo (yes i do have a death wish)

- The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo

- The Last Day of a Condemned Man by Victor Hugo

- A Minstrel in France by Harry Lauder

- The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux

- The Space Trilogy by CS Lewis

- The Call of the Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories by HP Lovecraft

- Dracula by Bram Stoker

- Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy

- Death of Ivan Hych by Leo Tolstoy

- War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

- The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

- The Aeneid by Virgil

- The Epic of Gilgamesh

Theology/Church History

- An Exorcist Tells His Story by Gabriele Amorth

- Pope Francis: His Life In His Own Words

- The Little Flowers of St Clare by P. Bargellini

- Church Fathers by Pope Benedict XVI

- Jesus of Nazareth by Pope Benedict XVI

- This Tremendous Lover by M Eugene Boylan

- Orthodoxy by GK Chesterton

- Rome Sweet Home by Scott Hahn

- The First Society by Scott Hahn

- The Holy Bread of Eternal Life by Peter Kwasniewski

- The Secret of Mary by St. Louis de Montfort

- The Secret of the Rosary by St. Louis de Montfort

- A Theology of the Body by Pope John Paul II

- Jesus and the Jewish Roots of the Eucharist by Brant Pitre

- Love & Responsibility by Harol Wojtyla

- How the Catholic Church Built Western Civilization by Thomas Woods

Nonfiction

- Alexander Hamilton by Ron Chernow

- Faith and Treason by Antonia Fraser

- To Kill the Devil by Herbert Malloy, Jr.

- The Queen’s Conjurer by Benjamin Woolley

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National Enquirer, January 18

You can now buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Bill and Hillary Clinton 

Page 2: Katie Holmes’ friends are warning her to wise up about her hot-tempered beau Emilio Vitolo Jr. after he went on a profanity-laced rant -- Emilio’s been in an edgy mood over his family New York City restaurant losing money while they’re forced to stay closed because of the pandemic and he’s definitely let his nice guy mask slip and it’s affecting their relationship and everything was all peaches and cream before but now it’s strained and difficult at times -- Emilio showed his ugly side when he raged against New York Governor Andrew Cuomo for shutting down indoor dining on his Instagram Stories 

Page 3: Tom Cruise’s chemistry with his latest Mission: Impossible co-star Hayley Atwell has spilled over to real life but it’s no surprise because the British beauty is the mirror image of Tom’s ex-wife Katie Holmes and Tom deliberately hunted down a Katie clone to be his on-screen leading lady and Hayley is everything Tom is looking for in a partner and more -- physically Katie was Tom’s definition of total perfection which is brunette with an athletic build and he’s been quietly looking for a girlfriend for some time who had the features he loves which is brown hair and a squarish jaw and hazel eyes

Page 4: Stressed-out and scandal-scarred Ellen DeGeneres in binge eating her way toward an early grave and Ellen is burying her sorrows by bingeing on junk food and milkshakes -- she’s packed on 30 pounds in 30 days after Kelly Clarkson beat her in the ratings for the third week in a row -- Ellen is convinced the world has turned on her and hides in her dressing room and locks herself in her bedroom and eats until she can barely breathe and it’s the only thing that gives her any comfort these days and the results speak for themselves because she’s bursting out of her clothes 

* Radio shock jock Howard Stern has blasted back at former staffers who painted him a cheap and petty monster -- the King of All Media said at the end of night he sleeps fine 

Page 5: Concerned mom Andie MacDowell is fearing for the safety of her starlet daughter Margaret Qualley after she was caught canoodling with accused abuser Shia LaBeouf -- no one can understand why she’d be with this guy after he’s been accused of such horrible things and Andie is beside herself with worry and she fears Shia may have staged his PDA with her daughter to polish his tarnished image 

Page 6: TV couple Chip and Joanna Gaines have prepped for the reboot of their wildly popular Fixer Upper reality show by undergoing extensive renovations on their looks and they spared no excuse in getting personal makeovers for the show’s return -- they are splurging on trainers, stylists, new clothes, designer makeup, at-home spa days and pricey hairstyling plus other indulgences

Page 7: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani have called of their spring wedding plans after they were caught on camera in a vicious street fight -- they’ve been fighting about everything since they got engaged and all that tension finally exploded in a brutal screaming match -- the ruckus erupted over groomzilla Blake’s feeling that Gwen has given him little support after he’d spent endless hours and millions of dollars planning their over-the-top nuptials and after all his plans Gwen suggested they simply elope and Blake blew his stack -- Blake was already bristling because Gwen seemed more focused on jump-starting her career than their wedding plans 

* Jennifer Lopez recently confessed she and retired slugger Alex Rodriguez are mulling never getting married after benching their wedding plans amid the coronavirus crisis and she’s been spotted without her engagement ring 

Page 8: Barbra Streisand and James Brolin have bounced back from the brink of a $400 million divorce and now they’re even talking about making a movie together with Babs feeding him directing tips -- they’ve had their ups and downs but they’re getting a second wind and believe doing a project together will give their relationship the kick-start it needs -- James has seen his career revitalized with his role in the sitcom Life in Pieces and directing several TV movies and his recent success is pretty exciting to both of them -- James’ dream is to direct a big-budget feature starring his son Josh Brolin and Barbra wants to help him realize that goal 

* Barely a year after leaving Britain broke and beaten Meghan Markle has regained her Markle Sparkle with Hollywood flooding the former D-list actress with movie scripts and big-bucks deals  -- the wife of Prince Harry is savoring her triumph as Hollywood’s newly crowned queen and thumbing her nose at the royals -- since leaving the cable TV drama Suits Meghan has missed acting and now she’s looking for the right big-screen project to relaunch her career 

Page 9: Sex and the City is on track for a reboot only this time without black-sheep cast member Kim Cattrall -- Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis are all reuniting for what Sarah has called a revisit of the hit series -- Kim who has had widely publicized spats with series star and producer Sarah over the years has complained about the fan backlash she received for bowing out of a third Sex and the City movie follow-up 

Page 10: Hot Shots -- Tiger Woods hit the links at a Florida tournament with son Charlie, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen walked hand-in-hand during a hike with pals in St. Barts, Pete Davidson took a stab at knitting, Paris Hilton with white roses 

Page 11: Bill Cosby is refusing to shower with his fellow prisoners because an outbreak of COVID-19 in the SCI Phoenix prison has caused the fallen funnyman to steer clear of the showers

* Martha Stewart turns 80 in 2021 but the scrappy senior’s been working her farm like an energetic 20-year-old -- the domestic diva has been riding out the pandemic at her 153-acre farm in Upstate New York but she’s doing anything but taking it easy as she’s up early milking cows, shoveling snow and even chopping wood for the fireplace and she hasn’t ignored her Martha Stewart Living lifestyle empire 

Page 12: Straight Shuter -- Ryan Seacrest personally tapped Billy Porter as his co-host on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve because Ryan is Billy’s biggest fan 

* Kanye West and televangelist Joel Osteen have parted ways -- Joel loves the spotlight as much as Kanye but he wasn’t prepared for the backlash after they were criticized for their walking-on-water stunt and that was when things started to sour 

* The Kardashians’ new show on Hulu promises to spark even more controversy as it will show a much more X-rated version of the family 

* New Bachelor Matt James gets in a round of golf near his home in Jupiter, Florida (picture) 

Page 13: Michael Douglas was over the moon after becoming a grandfather again at 76 and has big plans for the Douglas family dynasty -- reformed bad-boy Cameron Douglas and longtime partner Viviane Thibes welcomed son Ryder nearly three years after their daughter Lua -- making him a grandfather again is the greatest gift Cameron could have given his poor old dad and Michael hopes he loves to be 103 like his dad Kirk Douglas so he can watch Lua and Ryder grow up 

* Reba McEntire’s new beau Rex Linn is a junk food junkie and she’s worried he’s digging his own grave with a knife and fork -- Reba loves Rex and he’s the sweetest guy in the universe but it’s just troubling the way he eats everything in sight -- Reba’s worried he’ll be six feet under if he doesn’t change his ways soon and she’s desperate for him to lose 25 pounds and she’s determined to put him on a sensible mostly vegetarian diet but Rex keeps sneaking chips and sweets when he thinks she’s not looking 

Page 15: Four years into their brutal divorce battle Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are entering into a new custody battle this time for their pets -- the fractured couple’s clash over their five youngest children remains at a standstill as Angie refuses to budge on her demand for full custody -- while Brad continues to battle for shared custody of the kids he’s now making moves to ensure he has equal time with their critters as well -- Angie’s house is full of animals many of which Brad helped choose and raise and while he doesn’t want full-term custody of them he’d like to at least have them accompany the kids when they visit because Brad has noticed the children miss their pets when they’re with him and he wants to rectify that and he thinks they’ll want their visits to be longer if they have their pets with them 

Page 16: Scandal-tarred Prince Andrew faces a shocking new investigation into how he lives like a billionaire despite being cut off from British taxpayer funds -- the disgraced playboy stripped of royal duties in 2019 over his involvement in the Jeffrey Epstein sex scandal has no steady stream in income to explain his lavish lifestyle of private jets and ski chalets and luxury cars -- but Randy Andy has apparently been secretly trading on his blue-blood roots to sponge off Arab princes and score lucrative deals with shady tycoons and cash-rich international oligarchs like Qatar’s Minister of Economy and Trade Sheikh Mohammed Bin Ahmed Althani and Secretary General Issa Abu Issa -- a probe of his financial dealings could see Andrew further shamed and banished from the royals forever 

Page 19: Taylor Swift’s heady brew of mysticism in her new album Evermore has fans wondering is Tay Tay a witch -- in a music video for her song Willow she pursues a magical glowing thread through an enchanted forest and joins in with a witchy circle of cloaked revelers -- Wiccans are rushing to embrace her but others are wondering whether Taylor’s interest in witchcraft is merely to boost sales 

Page 22: Devastated Lisa Marie Presley struggled through Christmas as the heartbroken mom is still coming to terms with the suicide of her only son Benjamin Keough -- her holiday was somber after she wasn’t included in her mom Priscilla Presley’s holiday plans -- Lisa Marie arranged to spend one night at Graceland to be with Ben at his final resting place 

Page 26: Health Watch 

Page 34: Kat Von D has made herself at home in a haunted house -- she left L.A. with her husband Leafar Seyer to give their son a more normal environment and instead they wound up in a seven-bedroom Victorian mansion in rural Vevay, Indiana that has 13 fireplaces and a local reputation as a retreat for ghosts 

Page 36: Grateful Dead fans have been dying violent and mysterious deaths for decades sparking fears the hippie band’s superfans are being targeted by a bloodthirsty serial killer 

Page 38: John Mulaney chatted up young girls on sex sites and sent nude selfies that suggested he was doing cocaine before checking into rehab -- the married star decided to get help after girls who partied with him online threatened to expose how he’d broken his 15 years of sobriety 

Page 40: Garth Brooks confessed his life in lockdown with wife Trisha Yearwood hasn’t been in perfect harmony because he’s driving her bonkers with his nonstop whistling 

* Hollywood Hookups -- Joe Giudice showed off his new squeeze who is a lawyer, Tyler Perry and Gelila Bekele split, Ariana Grande and Dalton Gomez engaged 

Page 42: Red Carpet -- Duchess Kate Middleton in 2020 

Page 45: Spot the Differences -- Tichina Arnold and Beth Behrs on the sitcom The Neighborhood 

Page 47: Odd List -- two months after hoofing it from a New Jersey slaughterhouse a runaway goat was captured and given a new lease on life according to the animal rescue that snagged the fleet-footed critter, a Texas man helped his boss turn the page on an old debt by settling his 48-year-old library fine as a joke