#Jesus jokes

[slashdementia7734]

[jesusbutbetterrr]

i thought of something that I personally think would be hilarious but I'm too tired to figure out how to word it but like

something something, new era, Dew doesn't have bass just like ...And Justice for All

[brianfrench1995]

Jesus said, behold, I come quickly

[itsdappleagain]

jesus no

[an-atlas-or-other]

You can’t pray away the gay, only gay away the pray

[superbeans89]

What if Jesus wanted to scuba dive tho

[justjesus]

Jesus was walking around Heaven one day. In a small, secluded garden He saw an old man, crying. Alarmed, Jesus ran up to him and said, “Hey, now, what’s all this? This is paradise. There should be no tears or sorrow.”

The old man wiped away his tears and said, “Oh, I know. I’m sorry. But… well, many years ago, a son came to me through… well, let’s say ‘mysterious circumstances’. After many trials he went through a miraculous transformation, and a book was written about him that became known the world over. I thought I would find him here, but I haven’t. I’m afraid I’ll never see him again.”

Wide-eyed, Jesus looked at the man and said, “Wait a minute… You weren’t, by any chance… a carpenter, were you?”

The man looked up in surprise. “Why, yes. Yes, I was!”

Jesus burst into tears of joy and held out His arms saying, “Father!”

The man cocked his head doubtfully and said, “Pinocchio???”

[salespeanut]

I need a t-shirt that says “Jesus Saves” with Jesus sat at a computer saving a Microsoft file.

[jokesjesus]

and wine 😔

[pianotrees]

Christ without HRT is just cis.

Trans Jesus confirmed

[generally-ecstatic]

Every once and a while my shitty little town manages to make me laugh.

[curlyburp]

Today's Palm Sunday, the last Sunday Jesus could high five before the crucifixion

[marisatomay]

oh so we’re at this part of the movie huh

[moog-enthusiast]

i lost my tablet pen and drew this on ms paint with my mouse my wrist is in agony holy fuck

[arundolyn]

happy testament tuesday

[queerprayers]

No actually I don't think the priest/pastor is representing Jesus during the service—I think they're standing in for Mary Magdalene, the first witness and preacher of the resurrection, and therefore I'm not sure men are fully equipped for the job? I mean, none of you were faithful enough to minister the way she did... it's not looking good. Don't you think you're better off waiting for women to bring the gospel to you?