#LIS System

[batsyheere]

Bruce tries to adopt Ellie, who is immediately against it. She keeps throwing him off her trail and he keeps tracking her down. She's honestly concerned, and normally she would handle her problems by herself- but this is Batman.

So when Bruce gets a little too close and Ellie is just so tired... she calls for Danny.

"Mom!"

Cue college student, perpetually tired and overworked Danny "High King Phantom" Fenton appearing from the very shadows Batman normally does himself, seeing the situation and going off at this "clearly older man" chasing his daughter in the middle of the night.

Cue the most elaborate "stop trying to adopt my kid before I adopt yours" series of battles

[disgracefulthings]

If Shang Qinghua was at Jin Lan City

Shang Qinghua: WAIT! You can't put Peak Lord Shen into the water prison!

HHPM: Oh? And why can't we?

Shang Qinghua: Peak Lord Shen is with child!

HHPM: That's preposterous! Why would he come to a plagued city in that case?!

Shang Qinghua: Because the father was here!

HHPM: And who is that?!

Shang Qinghua: ...

Shang Qinghua: Luo Binghe?

Shen Qingqiu: Bro, did you just stop me from falling into the enemies hand by placing me into the enemies hand?

Shang Qinghua: I panicked ok?!

Luo Binghe: This Luo Binghe accepts his responsibility as the father of Shizun's unborn child

Shen Qingqiu, internally: WHAT?!

Shen Qingqiu, externally: I see. This master places the safety of our child in your hands

Shen Qingqiu: I am going to murder you

Shang Qinghua: If it helps, I do know at least 5 ways to put a bun in your oven

[reality-detective]

I'll leave this 👆 here... You Decide 🤔

[jesibeii]

Can't believe discord just released the most perfect icon frames in the world. So crazy

[mr-squiggley-poufs]

Thinking about a magical scenario where Li Yu and Shen Qingqiu meet and compare transmigration stories

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Li Yu: Oh, so you got wife plotted by your scamming system too?

Shen Qingqiu: Wife plotted? Wouldn't that be for the wives? I don't know what you're talking about, I've never been wife plotted.

Li Yu, staring at the harem of men who are in love with Sqq: Right....

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Shen Qingqiu: So what kind of beautiful harem does your tyrant prince have?

Li Yu: ....none? It's just me

Shen Qingqiu: Well obviously, I meant in the original work

Li Yu: Still none?

Shen Qingqiu: Ah, a man devoted to his wife, a noble protagonist indeed

Li Yu: Male concubine, not wife

Shen Qingqiu: Your novel was a BL?????

Li Yu: Yours wasn't??????

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Shen Qingqiu: So let me get this straight - you turned into a fish?

Li Yu: Yep

Shen Qingqiu: Like, one that was present in the original work?

Li Yu: Nope, completely new fish

Shen Qingqiu: Then at least a noble fish, such as a koi?

Li Yu: I mean, eventually, yeah

Shen Qingqiu: Eventually?

Li Yu: Well originally I was a carp from the kitchen, then I unlocked the koi achievement and turned into a koi

Shen Qingqiu: .......what the fuck

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Shen Qingqiu would absolutely call Li Yu a faggot and then upon it being pointed out that Shen Qingqiu is also married to a man, he would be like "nonono I'm different"

[luriart]

Every time Li Yu complains about the "fish-scamming system" this appears in my mind

[swanincrisis]

Is it just me or does Romeo look like young Bjorn Andresen here

Plz tell me I'm not crazy🙏🙏

[degenerateshinji]

happy pride to everyone!! the link click cast love you!

+pride icons! use with credit and feel free to rb with a flag req if you want a flag not already on here🫶

the world has been a super scary place for trans people recently, and I want everyone to know that I have and will continue to stand with my community, I love you all. Please keep fighting. If you want to support queer people this pride month, here's a link to the Stonewall Community Foundation's website, where you can directly donate to help out transgender and queer people who are struggling in the US right now.

[linecrosser]

Whumpril 2025 - Day 2 - Lies

"Lie to me, and you will regret it."

[starry-bi-sky]

what if i wrote a “shen yuan transmigrates into a wife” oneshot but the whole premise is based on the song “gone, i’m gone” from hadestown and its overall theme is wanderlust and freedom and it starts out as Shen Yuan settling into life in the palace and trying to avoid harem drama and thinking he can just live with his head down for the rest of his new life, only to be hit with a sudden intense yearning to explore his new world the likes he’s never felt before. What if he was sickly in his last life. What if he spent his entire last life indoors. Trapped between four walls. What if love is not a gilded cage. What if he begins clawing at the walls of his enclosure, desperate to escape because he wants to live, god please let him live. He can’t do this again. What if he spent months preparing for his escape and in that same breath getting the attention of some of the other wives around him because he has changed and it makes them wary. what if he got binghe’s attention as he is wont to do. What if he left. What if Shen Yuan was born with a bottomless pit in his stomach and a gaping maw in his chest. What if he was starving. What if he was starving for the world around him. What if i wrote that. What then

[cn-alastair-lite]

[meltedmush]

Translation for the last one (Also one of my favorite bits, THE DONGHUA IS SO FUNNY TOO,, EVERYONE BE LOOKIN’ LIKE SIMS 3 CHARACTERS:

SQQ: Look into your senior brother’s eyes,

SQQ: ARE YOU MOVED?

[reality-detective]

The powers that be are sweeping this 👆 under the rug. 🤔

[fairgroundfreak]

god put nie huaisang, li yu, and shang qinghua in different books because he knew they would be unstoppable as canon besties

[jangillman]